1 00:00:02,213 --> 00:00:03,923 Shadow, we're gonna be releasing you 2 00:00:03,972 --> 00:00:05,151 later this afternoon. 3 00:00:05,236 --> 00:00:06,236 Your wife... 4 00:00:07,181 --> 00:00:09,669 she died in the early hours of this morning. 5 00:00:14,448 --> 00:00:16,111 My lucky coin. 6 00:00:19,283 --> 00:00:21,643 Give me my fucking coin, dead wife. 7 00:00:21,728 --> 00:00:23,761 You get your life back; I get my coin. 8 00:00:23,845 --> 00:00:25,760 Deal's off, I'm keeping your fucking coin. 9 00:00:25,921 --> 00:00:27,844 I usually end up getting what I want. 10 00:00:27,929 --> 00:00:30,950 I could be Mr. Wednesday with a shake of the hand. 11 00:00:31,035 --> 00:00:32,770 I could use a fellow like you. 12 00:00:32,855 --> 00:00:33,942 You're my man now. 13 00:00:34,027 --> 00:00:36,268 When you start to piss me off, I'm gone. 14 00:00:36,353 --> 00:00:37,794 We have a compact. 15 00:00:40,360 --> 00:00:41,950 Hello, Shadow. 16 00:00:42,564 --> 00:00:44,019 You're working for Wednesday. 17 00:00:44,104 --> 00:00:45,113 Yeah. 18 00:00:45,198 --> 00:00:47,730 What is it Wednesday is up to? 19 00:00:47,815 --> 00:00:49,607 You want us to go to war. 20 00:00:49,738 --> 00:00:52,756 Believe me, these New Gods are not going anywhere soon. 21 00:00:52,841 --> 00:00:56,135 They've already replaced us; Now they want to destroy us. 22 00:00:56,716 --> 00:00:58,732 Your attack will only work against you. 23 00:00:58,817 --> 00:01:00,959 Make it easier for Odin to convince 24 00:01:01,044 --> 00:01:03,471 those who were on the fence to join his cause. 25 00:01:03,847 --> 00:01:06,871 Guard my spear as you will guard my life. 26 00:01:06,956 --> 00:01:10,098 Wars are coming, Shadow. I have a big role for you. 27 00:01:11,771 --> 00:01:14,566 I was killed by a God. Which fucking God?! 28 00:01:14,651 --> 00:01:16,075 Wednesday. 29 00:01:17,411 --> 00:01:18,856 Fuck that guy. 30 00:01:19,344 --> 00:01:20,862 I guess I believe in him. 31 00:01:21,259 --> 00:01:22,652 I wanna believe in you. 32 00:01:22,782 --> 00:01:24,177 He's Wednesday's now. 33 00:01:24,286 --> 00:01:26,231 Hurts when someone takes what's yours. 34 00:01:26,316 --> 00:01:27,708 Love... 35 00:01:27,831 --> 00:01:30,567 is the most powerful weapon of war. 36 00:01:30,998 --> 00:01:34,361 Love and war may sit on opposite sides of a coin, 37 00:01:34,446 --> 00:01:36,497 but only so they may never meet. 38 00:01:36,685 --> 00:01:38,653 What do you think happens 39 00:01:38,936 --> 00:01:40,497 when you touch a God? 40 00:01:42,280 --> 00:01:43,675 What happened to our arrangement? 41 00:01:43,760 --> 00:01:45,258 Go help save Shadow. 42 00:01:45,343 --> 00:01:47,023 You owe me a battle, Grimnir. 43 00:01:47,253 --> 00:01:49,201 You really want to know why I picked you? 44 00:01:49,286 --> 00:01:50,367 Just tell me. 45 00:01:50,452 --> 00:01:52,262 We are the same. 46 00:01:54,074 --> 00:01:55,600 Motto: Like father, like son. 47 00:01:55,685 --> 00:01:57,973 Sometimes you remind me of my son. 48 00:01:58,083 --> 00:01:59,115 Your son? 49 00:01:59,200 --> 00:02:00,721 I want to believe in you. 50 00:02:00,846 --> 00:02:03,473 Gods are real if you believe in them. 51 00:02:04,158 --> 00:02:06,942 The storm is coming. 52 00:02:11,183 --> 00:02:14,177 Whoever did this, I curse. 53 00:02:15,121 --> 00:02:16,541 Fuck! 54 00:02:19,362 --> 00:02:21,635 Someone here is gonna die soon. 55 00:02:21,831 --> 00:02:24,059 Don't get in the fucking way. 56 00:02:28,928 --> 00:02:30,682 Sweeney died last night. 57 00:02:32,216 --> 00:02:33,490 I'm gonna kill Wednesday. 58 00:02:33,575 --> 00:02:34,795 Are you gonna try and stop me? 59 00:02:34,880 --> 00:02:36,280 Free country. 60 00:02:36,870 --> 00:02:39,890 State police agencies have connected these suspects... 61 00:02:40,091 --> 00:02:41,366 Fuck! 62 00:02:44,138 --> 00:02:46,559 My boy is gonna be just fine. 63 00:02:46,676 --> 00:02:47,950 ID? 64 00:04:04,811 --> 00:04:07,052 We are Blood Death 65 00:04:07,334 --> 00:04:10,385 and this is dedicated to the All-Father! 66 00:04:11,737 --> 00:04:15,012 Get ready for war, motherfuckers! 67 00:04:15,353 --> 00:04:18,825 Break every bone in tribute! 68 00:04:24,591 --> 00:04:27,794 Praise the All-Father for his blessing of death! 69 00:04:28,703 --> 00:04:31,184 Let there be blood! 70 00:05:26,159 --> 00:05:30,294 Odin! Odin! Odin! Odin! Odin! 71 00:05:30,381 --> 00:05:32,971 Odin! Odin! Odin! Odin! 72 00:05:33,143 --> 00:05:34,566 Hail the All-father. 73 00:05:34,651 --> 00:05:38,346 Odin! Odin! Odin! Odin! 74 00:05:38,476 --> 00:05:41,218 Odin! Odin! Odin! Odin! 75 00:05:41,378 --> 00:05:43,800 Odin! Odin! Odin! 76 00:05:43,931 --> 00:05:47,223 Ye-a-a-a-h!..... 77 00:07:10,979 --> 00:07:13,395 *AMERICAN GODS* Season 03 Episode 01 78 00:07:13,620 --> 00:07:15,964 Episode Title: "A Winter's Tale" 79 00:07:16,048 --> 00:07:18,048 Aired on: January 10, 2021 80 00:07:36,837 --> 00:07:40,148 ♪ I got nothing Got nothing to lose ♪ 81 00:07:43,340 --> 00:07:46,792 ♪ I'm coming Coming for you ♪ 82 00:07:46,878 --> 00:07:49,609 ♪ With a hard head Tired of it too ♪ 83 00:07:51,870 --> 00:07:54,807 ♪ I want to take a walk in the wild ♪ 84 00:07:54,980 --> 00:07:58,204 ♪ I want to feel our hearts collide ♪ 85 00:07:58,658 --> 00:08:01,713 ♪ I want to feel a light ♪ 86 00:08:04,628 --> 00:08:05,994 Yo, Mike. 87 00:08:06,958 --> 00:08:09,822 You drop-balled that entire pile of frag before lunch? 88 00:08:09,924 --> 00:08:12,911 Uh, yeah. Yeah. Ain't no thing. 89 00:08:13,042 --> 00:08:15,964 Yeah, but you only been on the line a minute and you roll like that? 90 00:08:16,049 --> 00:08:18,237 Damn, you're a quick study. 91 00:08:18,471 --> 00:08:20,353 Well, I got a good teacher. 92 00:08:20,682 --> 00:08:23,205 Okay. Okay, I'll take that. 93 00:08:25,830 --> 00:08:27,111 Hey, Mike, 94 00:08:27,360 --> 00:08:28,501 you got a minute? 95 00:08:28,640 --> 00:08:30,207 Yeah, sure. 96 00:08:31,948 --> 00:08:33,956 Uh, catch you in the break room? 97 00:08:34,083 --> 00:08:35,354 Yeah, you will. 98 00:08:35,439 --> 00:08:37,909 We got some bones to slap, so don't even think about 99 00:08:37,994 --> 00:08:40,182 skipping out on the ass-kicking I'm about to lay down. 100 00:08:41,623 --> 00:08:42,973 Sorry. Sorry, boss. 101 00:08:43,753 --> 00:08:47,768 Mike, you're aware we've been having issues with staffing. 102 00:08:48,589 --> 00:08:50,324 We just landed this military contract. 103 00:08:50,409 --> 00:08:51,653 There's not a lot of wiggle room in the bid. 104 00:08:51,737 --> 00:08:52,872 We want to put our best people on it... 105 00:08:52,956 --> 00:08:54,282 And with me being new... 106 00:08:54,367 --> 00:08:56,025 I'd like you to be on the project. 107 00:08:56,796 --> 00:08:59,252 Position comes with a pay raise and all the overtime you want. 108 00:08:59,436 --> 00:09:00,698 Interested? 109 00:09:02,081 --> 00:09:03,612 Yeah. Of, of course. 110 00:09:03,697 --> 00:09:06,651 Um, I don't want to leave my team in the lurch. 111 00:09:06,736 --> 00:09:08,656 Well, Sadie's the one who put you up for the job. 112 00:09:08,870 --> 00:09:10,455 She's got an eye for talent, 113 00:09:10,540 --> 00:09:13,539 thinks it's a good opportunity for you and I, uh, agree. 114 00:09:13,941 --> 00:09:16,468 I don't know what to say. Uh, thank you. 115 00:09:16,598 --> 00:09:17,908 All right. 116 00:09:19,251 --> 00:09:21,427 And since this is a government thing, 117 00:09:21,557 --> 00:09:22,953 the feds are gonna do a background check, 118 00:09:23,037 --> 00:09:25,126 make sure you're not a spy or whatever. 119 00:09:25,272 --> 00:09:27,927 Pretty routine. Just, uh, 120 00:09:29,104 --> 00:09:31,609 hide the porn when they come to pay a visit. 121 00:09:33,042 --> 00:09:34,979 Yeah, sure. Will do. 122 00:09:39,897 --> 00:09:42,520 Look, Brigitte, your boy was swinging his magic voodoo dick around 123 00:09:42,604 --> 00:09:44,051 telling me he could bring the leprechaun back. 124 00:09:44,135 --> 00:09:45,541 - Yo, Brigitte. - Hiya, George. 125 00:09:45,625 --> 00:09:47,761 It was three fucking months ago. What is the deal? 126 00:09:47,845 --> 00:09:49,458 I'm gonna be real with you, Lil' Bit. 127 00:09:49,542 --> 00:09:52,327 That big dick is as magic as it gets. 128 00:09:52,458 --> 00:09:56,112 But, heh, he ain't been swingin' it at no fucking leprechaun. 129 00:09:56,462 --> 00:09:57,898 Let me talk to Samedi. 130 00:09:58,029 --> 00:09:59,465 Like I told you last time, 131 00:09:59,595 --> 00:10:01,225 he's in Hialeah at a loa family reunion. 132 00:10:01,310 --> 00:10:03,229 When the fuck is he back? 133 00:10:03,635 --> 00:10:05,583 I'm the Lord of the Dead's fuck buddy, 134 00:10:05,668 --> 00:10:08,033 not his appointment secretary. 135 00:10:09,388 --> 00:10:11,597 Look, I know Samedi gave it his best shot. 136 00:10:11,682 --> 00:10:13,432 Potions, gris-gris, the whole nine. 137 00:10:13,517 --> 00:10:17,045 But, heh-heh, resurrecting a god isn't as easy as you'd think. 138 00:10:17,130 --> 00:10:19,356 Especially when no one believes in him anymore. 139 00:10:19,441 --> 00:10:22,308 What if you didn't have to bring him all the way back to life? 140 00:10:22,408 --> 00:10:25,346 I mean, what if he just had to be undead enough 141 00:10:25,431 --> 00:10:27,666 to perform a relatively simple task? 142 00:10:28,395 --> 00:10:30,173 Such as? 143 00:10:30,698 --> 00:10:32,881 I need something from his hoard. It's... 144 00:10:33,197 --> 00:10:34,589 It's a revenge thing. 145 00:10:34,674 --> 00:10:36,386 There's a certain motherfucker that's got it coming. 146 00:10:36,470 --> 00:10:38,939 You sure revenge is the only reason you want this 147 00:10:39,023 --> 00:10:40,439 leprechaun back? 148 00:10:41,509 --> 00:10:43,127 Not that it's any of my business. 149 00:10:43,212 --> 00:10:45,011 No, it's really not any of your business. 150 00:10:45,096 --> 00:10:46,214 But, yes. 151 00:10:46,299 --> 00:10:48,082 Payback's the only itch I gotta scratch. 152 00:10:48,166 --> 00:10:49,963 I'm afraid you're out of luck, Lil' Bit. 153 00:10:50,371 --> 00:10:52,471 There's really nothing more the Baron can do. 154 00:10:53,057 --> 00:10:54,557 Good news is, 155 00:10:55,055 --> 00:10:57,766 Sweeney's pretty well preserved. 156 00:10:57,932 --> 00:10:59,914 If he didn't have god energy, 157 00:11:00,414 --> 00:11:03,030 he'd be a puddle of Irish stew by now. 158 00:11:03,115 --> 00:11:04,638 Oh, that's fantastic. 159 00:11:04,723 --> 00:11:07,018 A good-looking corpse doesn't really get the job done. 160 00:11:07,728 --> 00:11:09,004 What about this? 161 00:11:09,199 --> 00:11:11,331 The gris-gris Samedi gave me. 162 00:11:11,784 --> 00:11:13,394 Would this work on him? 163 00:11:13,551 --> 00:11:16,486 The magic in that secret sauce is meant for you and you alone. 164 00:11:17,228 --> 00:11:18,541 My fucking luck. 165 00:11:18,889 --> 00:11:20,604 Et voilà! 166 00:11:22,767 --> 00:11:24,204 This is him. 167 00:11:27,703 --> 00:11:29,008 Really? 168 00:11:43,395 --> 00:11:46,531 ♪ Dead love couldn't go no further ♪ 169 00:11:46,615 --> 00:11:49,227 ♪ Proud of and disgusted by her ♪ 170 00:11:49,401 --> 00:11:52,842 ♪ Push shove, a little bruised and battered ♪ 171 00:11:52,926 --> 00:11:56,362 ♪ Oh Lord I ain't coming home with you ♪ 172 00:11:58,976 --> 00:12:01,892 ♪ My life's a bit more colder ♪ 173 00:12:02,022 --> 00:12:05,289 ♪ Dead wife is what I told her ♪ 174 00:12:05,373 --> 00:12:07,838 ♪ Brass knife sinks into my shoulder ♪ 175 00:12:07,938 --> 00:12:10,181 ♪ Oh babe don't know what I'm gonna do ♪ 176 00:12:23,295 --> 00:12:26,879 ♪ In hell I'll be in good company ♪ 177 00:13:10,003 --> 00:13:13,736 ♪ Raven fly ♪ 178 00:13:13,933 --> 00:13:16,559 ♪ On the river ♪ 179 00:13:17,848 --> 00:13:21,319 ♪ Rapids raging ♪ 180 00:13:21,493 --> 00:13:24,669 ♪ In her chest ♪ 181 00:13:25,453 --> 00:13:29,414 ♪ See her body ♪ 182 00:13:29,499 --> 00:13:31,457 ♪ Flying over ♪ 183 00:13:33,157 --> 00:13:36,203 ♪ With a song ♪ 184 00:13:41,036 --> 00:13:44,771 ♪ River roll ♪ 185 00:13:44,908 --> 00:13:47,791 ♪ Down a mountain ♪ 186 00:13:49,260 --> 00:13:55,400 ♪ Wash your face ♪ 187 00:13:56,789 --> 00:14:03,314 ♪ Tell the sirens ♪ 188 00:14:04,362 --> 00:14:07,756 ♪ I'm a comin' ♪ 189 00:14:07,841 --> 00:14:11,213 ♪ And then they'll see ♪ 190 00:14:12,500 --> 00:14:16,846 ♪ Raven cry ♪ 191 00:14:28,244 --> 00:14:31,128 ♪ Tell the sirens ♪ 192 00:14:31,213 --> 00:14:34,520 ♪ I'm a comin' ♪ 193 00:14:35,752 --> 00:14:37,754 ♪ I'm a comin' ♪ 194 00:14:38,069 --> 00:14:41,510 ♪ And they'll see ♪ 195 00:14:43,694 --> 00:14:46,132 ♪ I'm a comin' ♪ 196 00:14:46,340 --> 00:14:50,212 ♪ And they'll see ♪ 197 00:14:54,892 --> 00:14:57,806 ♪ You sweet little thing ♪ 198 00:14:57,981 --> 00:15:00,103 ♪ With your dirty, dirty wheels ♪ 199 00:15:00,877 --> 00:15:03,471 ♪ You sweet little thing ♪ 200 00:15:03,638 --> 00:15:06,554 ♪ With your dirty, dirty wheels ♪ 201 00:15:06,728 --> 00:15:08,924 ♪ I loves the game ♪ 202 00:15:09,818 --> 00:15:11,026 ♪ I wants to play ♪ 203 00:15:11,111 --> 00:15:12,627 Hey, Sadie. 204 00:15:13,285 --> 00:15:15,156 You know, I've been thinking, uh... 205 00:15:16,033 --> 00:15:18,044 you might need to find a new hobby. 206 00:15:18,297 --> 00:15:20,037 This domino thing? 207 00:15:20,612 --> 00:15:22,478 I'm kinda tired of taking your money. 208 00:15:22,563 --> 00:15:24,486 Oh, you a dominologist now? 209 00:15:24,943 --> 00:15:27,886 All right, let's see what you got good tomorrow, brother. 210 00:15:27,971 --> 00:15:29,807 - Yeah? I look forward to it. - Yeah. 211 00:15:29,930 --> 00:15:30,947 It's on. 212 00:15:32,692 --> 00:15:35,588 ♪ Well, well, well, well ♪ 213 00:15:38,978 --> 00:15:41,541 ♪ Well, well, well, well ♪ 214 00:15:44,940 --> 00:15:46,812 ♪ Well, well, well, well ♪ 215 00:15:46,942 --> 00:15:48,031 Oh! 216 00:15:48,161 --> 00:15:49,814 - Oh, you okay? - Oh! 217 00:15:49,993 --> 00:15:52,290 Oh, well, aren't you an angel? 218 00:15:52,478 --> 00:15:53,876 Strong too. 219 00:15:54,053 --> 00:15:57,223 Um, do you need a hand? It's kind of slippery. 220 00:15:57,379 --> 00:15:58,554 Oh. 221 00:15:58,867 --> 00:16:01,059 My name is Helen. What's yours? 222 00:16:01,144 --> 00:16:02,276 It's Mike. 223 00:16:02,369 --> 00:16:05,205 Oh, that's my husband's name. 224 00:16:05,657 --> 00:16:09,490 God rest his soul. I just buried him today. 225 00:16:09,713 --> 00:16:12,272 Oh, no. I'm sorry for your loss. 226 00:16:12,403 --> 00:16:17,549 You remind me of him: Decent, kind, good-hearted. 227 00:16:17,854 --> 00:16:19,611 Well endowed. 228 00:16:20,019 --> 00:16:22,674 The hands tell the tale. 229 00:16:23,327 --> 00:16:27,073 He was also a liar, a cheat and a con man, 230 00:16:27,157 --> 00:16:30,856 capable of deception and great cruelty. 231 00:16:31,478 --> 00:16:35,907 He was transformed by the grace and forgiveness of his family. 232 00:16:35,991 --> 00:16:41,430 It was forgiveness that allowed us, me, to see past his failings. 233 00:16:41,728 --> 00:16:44,853 But a man's sins can never be undone. 234 00:16:45,104 --> 00:16:47,370 If my husband could speak now, 235 00:16:47,455 --> 00:16:49,701 he'd offer his humble apology 236 00:16:49,788 --> 00:16:52,182 for all the hurt he has caused. 237 00:16:52,312 --> 00:16:57,272 Even though he is now with the angels, I can hear him say it. 238 00:16:59,905 --> 00:17:01,900 Nice party trick, asshole. 239 00:17:03,374 --> 00:17:04,854 Go fuck yourself. 240 00:17:16,990 --> 00:17:18,295 You motherfucker... 241 00:17:18,972 --> 00:17:20,393 As charged. 242 00:17:21,455 --> 00:17:23,877 Like the new look. Less severe. 243 00:17:23,962 --> 00:17:25,166 What are you doing here? 244 00:17:25,251 --> 00:17:26,775 I'm here to extract you, 245 00:17:26,860 --> 00:17:29,424 pre-emptively, from a... situation. 246 00:17:29,509 --> 00:17:31,989 You're not extracting me from anywhere. 247 00:17:32,665 --> 00:17:34,846 'Kay? I came to Milwaukee to make a new life for myself. 248 00:17:34,930 --> 00:17:35,930 Doesn't include you. 249 00:17:36,051 --> 00:17:37,434 You were supposed to go to Lakeside. 250 00:17:37,518 --> 00:17:39,477 Or didn't the address on that driver's licence 251 00:17:39,562 --> 00:17:42,915 make it clear enough to you, Mike? 252 00:17:45,365 --> 00:17:47,766 I don't do your bidding anymore. 253 00:17:49,115 --> 00:17:50,595 I'm not your man. 254 00:17:50,680 --> 00:17:53,026 This is not the best time to discuss our compact, 255 00:17:53,111 --> 00:17:55,244 given your legal situation. 256 00:17:56,384 --> 00:17:58,599 Well, you're gonna have to come up with a better con than that. 257 00:17:58,683 --> 00:18:01,645 I've got nothing to do with this background check they're running on you. 258 00:18:01,729 --> 00:18:04,689 No? Yet you seem to know all about it? 259 00:18:04,819 --> 00:18:06,299 Oh, let me guess. 260 00:18:06,468 --> 00:18:08,830 A little fucking birdie told you, huh? 261 00:18:08,915 --> 00:18:10,829 Two, as a matter of fact. 262 00:18:11,895 --> 00:18:13,200 Yeah. 263 00:18:15,034 --> 00:18:16,644 Stay away from me. 264 00:18:17,033 --> 00:18:18,121 We're done. 265 00:18:25,753 --> 00:18:28,580 ♪ That's where I'll be ♪ 266 00:18:29,192 --> 00:18:31,416 ♪ Where the girls are ♪ 267 00:18:32,630 --> 00:18:35,064 ♪ That's where I'll be ♪ 268 00:18:37,156 --> 00:18:39,932 ♪ Girl I'll even tell your sister ♪ 269 00:18:40,681 --> 00:18:43,249 ♪ Girl, I love you like no other ♪ 270 00:18:43,627 --> 00:18:47,041 ♪ I'll be your mistress, be your mistress ♪ 271 00:18:47,514 --> 00:18:50,041 ♪ Girl, I'll even tell your mother ♪ 272 00:18:50,277 --> 00:18:54,003 ♪ When I'm right, I say I'm right ♪ 273 00:18:54,088 --> 00:18:57,613 ♪ If I'm wrong, please tell me I'm wrong ♪ 274 00:18:57,698 --> 00:19:00,527 ♪ Come on home with me tonight ♪ 275 00:19:00,701 --> 00:19:04,270 ♪ Let me love you all night long ♪ 276 00:19:04,357 --> 00:19:07,882 ♪ Girl I'll even tell your sister ♪ 277 00:19:08,056 --> 00:19:11,146 ♪ Girl I love you like no other ♪ 278 00:19:11,234 --> 00:19:14,501 ♪ I'll be your mistress, be your mistress ♪ 279 00:19:14,585 --> 00:19:17,934 ♪ Girl, I'll even tell your mother ♪ 280 00:19:20,108 --> 00:19:21,674 Your attention please. 281 00:19:27,162 --> 00:19:28,381 Whoa. 282 00:19:28,512 --> 00:19:31,437 - Ms. World. I like it. - Super hot. 283 00:19:31,522 --> 00:19:33,122 Today was supposed to be roll-out day, 284 00:19:33,207 --> 00:19:36,626 was it not? For the first components of the SHARD project? 285 00:19:36,868 --> 00:19:40,023 Today you were supposed to tweet, post, clap back, 286 00:19:40,108 --> 00:19:42,398 trend, and go high key with our messaging. 287 00:19:42,702 --> 00:19:44,966 But instead of taking the first glorious steps 288 00:19:45,051 --> 00:19:47,614 towards building a virtual church of the mind... 289 00:19:47,699 --> 00:19:49,584 we have this. 290 00:19:53,232 --> 00:19:54,929 The fur-leather combo's pretty dope. 291 00:19:55,060 --> 00:19:56,804 Predicting what the chimp-people will care about 292 00:19:56,888 --> 00:19:57,976 is an inexact science. 293 00:19:58,106 --> 00:19:59,107 Like climate change. 294 00:19:59,238 --> 00:20:00,239 Talk about cancelled. 295 00:20:02,981 --> 00:20:04,939 Distract. Misdirect. 296 00:20:05,070 --> 00:20:08,381 Make them give a fuck about what we say is important. 297 00:20:08,465 --> 00:20:12,080 Your job is to provide and control the narrative. 298 00:20:12,164 --> 00:20:13,992 This... 299 00:20:14,122 --> 00:20:16,516 is not control. 300 00:20:30,959 --> 00:20:32,449 Mike Ainsel! 301 00:21:11,762 --> 00:21:13,851 You've grown some serious balls. 302 00:21:13,936 --> 00:21:15,371 I'm proud of you. 303 00:21:16,613 --> 00:21:18,581 I told you to stay the fuck away from me. 304 00:21:18,665 --> 00:21:21,790 Everything that you've heard and seen since we first met 305 00:21:21,875 --> 00:21:24,188 must have been running around in there the past few months 306 00:21:24,273 --> 00:21:26,691 and you couldn't talk about any of it 307 00:21:26,935 --> 00:21:28,153 to anyone, huh? 308 00:21:29,546 --> 00:21:31,152 We're gonna play Twenty Questions, 309 00:21:31,237 --> 00:21:32,605 and they're all yours. 310 00:21:37,115 --> 00:21:38,290 Fire away. 311 00:21:41,517 --> 00:21:42,909 You really my dad? 312 00:21:42,994 --> 00:21:44,738 Oh, is that still a point of speculation, 313 00:21:44,822 --> 00:21:46,869 considering our shared traits? 314 00:21:46,954 --> 00:21:48,243 Huh? Charisma, 315 00:21:48,347 --> 00:21:50,218 strong jawline, way with the ladies. 316 00:21:50,349 --> 00:21:53,486 I am done with the fuckery. 317 00:21:53,855 --> 00:21:55,317 Okay, so no more riddles, 318 00:21:55,402 --> 00:21:56,705 no more talking in circles, okay? 319 00:21:56,790 --> 00:21:58,100 If you want forgiveness, I want answers. 320 00:21:58,184 --> 00:21:59,675 You owe me that much. 321 00:22:04,359 --> 00:22:06,100 - So, Mom? - Mom. 322 00:22:07,551 --> 00:22:09,368 Another one of your conquests? 323 00:22:09,499 --> 00:22:11,214 That why you abandoned us? 324 00:22:11,299 --> 00:22:13,113 That's two questions. 325 00:22:13,823 --> 00:22:15,509 First one, your mother. 326 00:22:15,853 --> 00:22:17,731 My relationship with her was a mistake. 327 00:22:17,816 --> 00:22:19,681 She was too young and I was... 328 00:22:19,980 --> 00:22:21,162 me. 329 00:22:21,363 --> 00:22:23,379 Oh, so she was just a nut and run? 330 00:22:23,465 --> 00:22:25,253 I never met anyone like your mother. 331 00:22:25,587 --> 00:22:27,067 There was a light about her. 332 00:22:27,152 --> 00:22:28,806 Yeah, yet you still left her. 333 00:22:28,953 --> 00:22:30,169 She left the country. 334 00:22:30,254 --> 00:22:31,259 Oh, really? 335 00:22:31,344 --> 00:22:32,665 'Cause it's not like you went after her. 336 00:22:32,749 --> 00:22:34,488 I'm bound to these shores. 337 00:22:35,222 --> 00:22:38,228 If I were ever to leave, I would cease to exist. 338 00:22:38,313 --> 00:22:41,130 It's one of the penalties you pay for being a god who comes to America. 339 00:22:41,256 --> 00:22:43,317 Yeah, well she came back to America. 340 00:22:43,574 --> 00:22:45,053 Along with your son. 341 00:22:45,138 --> 00:22:46,480 If you're telling the truth. 342 00:22:47,555 --> 00:22:49,296 Believe it or not, 343 00:22:49,747 --> 00:22:52,561 I'm just trying to save the human race from itself. 344 00:22:53,630 --> 00:22:56,999 Wow, people are gonna be so pissed 345 00:22:57,084 --> 00:23:01,412 when they find out the messiah that everybody's been waiting for... is you. 346 00:23:03,466 --> 00:23:07,995 I do remember a time when man lived in harmony with nature. 347 00:23:08,079 --> 00:23:10,081 But now he's made technology his god. 348 00:23:10,168 --> 00:23:11,735 And what's it gotten him? 349 00:23:11,822 --> 00:23:13,867 Pesticides in his water, in his food, 350 00:23:13,998 --> 00:23:17,065 weapons that can destroy the earth a thousand times over. 351 00:23:17,150 --> 00:23:19,046 New Gods. Heh. 352 00:23:19,415 --> 00:23:20,728 They're just parasites. 353 00:23:20,813 --> 00:23:23,321 The only reason they're here is to make it easier for humanity 354 00:23:23,486 --> 00:23:26,492 to indulge in its most self-destructive impulses. 355 00:23:26,806 --> 00:23:30,231 Until the world ceases to exist. 356 00:23:31,009 --> 00:23:33,408 And, without followers, so will you. 357 00:23:33,538 --> 00:23:36,971 Well, I don't see any conflict in enlightened self-interest. 358 00:23:37,056 --> 00:23:40,907 So, you are on a mission to save humanity, 359 00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:43,247 and you're just trying to draft me into this war? 360 00:23:43,331 --> 00:23:45,978 Well, it's a volunteer army. I can't do it all on my own. 361 00:23:47,967 --> 00:23:51,931 Who in the hell knows if you actually believe anything you just said? 362 00:23:52,016 --> 00:23:55,409 And you're still running around not knowing who you really are. 363 00:23:56,198 --> 00:23:57,798 Huh. 364 00:24:00,289 --> 00:24:02,963 - We're done. - Well, you've got about 14 questions left. 365 00:24:03,048 --> 00:24:04,833 Yeah, I kinda got all the answers I need. 366 00:24:05,064 --> 00:24:07,157 Oh, you can be your own man all you want 367 00:24:07,326 --> 00:24:09,024 until destiny kicks in. 368 00:24:11,606 --> 00:24:14,154 Why don't you ask me if I need you? 369 00:24:15,288 --> 00:24:16,507 Why? 370 00:24:16,847 --> 00:24:18,849 Because war is coming, Shadow. 371 00:24:19,689 --> 00:24:22,061 And if I don't have the loyalty of my own son, 372 00:24:22,310 --> 00:24:25,372 how can I expect support from anyone else? 373 00:24:26,442 --> 00:24:28,951 Yes, I need you, Shadow. 374 00:24:30,342 --> 00:24:31,641 And, besides, 375 00:24:31,844 --> 00:24:33,873 we're the only family we have. 376 00:24:44,198 --> 00:24:46,397 Wo-o-ow! 377 00:24:50,232 --> 00:24:53,030 Spectacular new look. 378 00:24:53,115 --> 00:24:54,577 And, and I get it. 379 00:24:55,029 --> 00:24:57,057 White guys are not on trend. 380 00:24:57,365 --> 00:24:59,389 Evolve or perish, am I right? 381 00:24:59,577 --> 00:25:00,840 Sit. 382 00:25:01,111 --> 00:25:02,417 Great idea. 383 00:25:03,772 --> 00:25:05,196 Understand: 384 00:25:05,451 --> 00:25:07,732 The more attention Wednesday gets, 385 00:25:07,881 --> 00:25:09,635 the more powerful he becomes. 386 00:25:09,766 --> 00:25:11,289 So he has some traction. 387 00:25:11,419 --> 00:25:13,826 We put up a cat video, the old fossil's history. 388 00:25:14,006 --> 00:25:15,998 Yeah, why are we worrying about this? 389 00:25:16,178 --> 00:25:18,775 All it takes is for that old fossil 390 00:25:18,905 --> 00:25:21,326 to throw a lightning bolt into the power grid 391 00:25:21,787 --> 00:25:23,647 and you're all offline. 392 00:25:23,873 --> 00:25:25,458 Grandpa Viking? 393 00:25:25,543 --> 00:25:27,627 You're totally overreacting. 394 00:26:25,319 --> 00:26:28,709 You were all created by me for a specific purpose. 395 00:26:29,241 --> 00:26:33,983 Fail at that purpose and this is what happens. 396 00:26:35,544 --> 00:26:37,067 Are we clear? 397 00:26:43,639 --> 00:26:45,473 Boss, you're killing it, 398 00:26:45,899 --> 00:26:47,379 but, uh, 399 00:26:47,868 --> 00:26:50,044 can we have the room? 400 00:26:59,484 --> 00:27:02,506 I have been feeling a certain degree of hostility 401 00:27:02,685 --> 00:27:04,296 towards me lately. 402 00:27:05,124 --> 00:27:06,821 You and I are chill, right? 403 00:27:07,178 --> 00:27:08,580 Let's review: 404 00:27:08,711 --> 00:27:10,541 You turned an intelligence-gathering operation 405 00:27:10,625 --> 00:27:12,671 into an act of war with Shadow Moon. 406 00:27:12,802 --> 00:27:14,467 Okay, we've been through this... 407 00:27:14,552 --> 00:27:17,037 You still haven't delivered Bilquis to our side. 408 00:27:17,262 --> 00:27:19,964 You even managed to fuck up your own system upgrade. 409 00:27:20,367 --> 00:27:21,803 Shall I continue? 410 00:27:23,178 --> 00:27:24,693 Fine. 411 00:27:25,143 --> 00:27:28,576 Clearly, I have not been meeting your level of expectation. 412 00:27:29,028 --> 00:27:30,631 Mea culpa. 413 00:27:30,723 --> 00:27:32,855 King Kamehameha culpa. 414 00:27:33,745 --> 00:27:35,318 You're procrastinating with Bilquis. 415 00:27:35,436 --> 00:27:36,741 Why? 416 00:27:36,957 --> 00:27:38,811 I am being strategic. 417 00:27:39,199 --> 00:27:41,517 I am letting her live into the reality 418 00:27:41,602 --> 00:27:43,701 that she owes me big time. 419 00:27:43,834 --> 00:27:47,342 I'm feeling very optimistic about the outcome. 420 00:27:47,427 --> 00:27:50,131 I don't give a fuck about what you feel. 421 00:27:50,288 --> 00:27:51,811 Just get it done. 422 00:27:52,390 --> 00:27:55,210 And... what is taking so long with the financing 423 00:27:55,295 --> 00:27:56,468 for the SHARD project? 424 00:27:56,553 --> 00:27:58,318 You and I both know 425 00:27:58,466 --> 00:28:00,365 that a digital pipeline 426 00:28:00,450 --> 00:28:04,951 direct into every cerebral cortex on the planet is a no-brainer. 427 00:28:05,401 --> 00:28:08,287 But, as strange as it may sound, 428 00:28:08,444 --> 00:28:12,255 bankers have some hesitation pumping 20 billion 429 00:28:12,339 --> 00:28:15,650 into a yet-to-be-developed vanguard technology 430 00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:18,435 that will forever change human consciousness as we know it. 431 00:28:18,519 --> 00:28:20,957 Your job is to convince these people. 432 00:28:21,358 --> 00:28:22,882 Not make excuses for them. 433 00:28:22,967 --> 00:28:24,750 With respect, 434 00:28:25,460 --> 00:28:30,376 asking the primates for money to build it feels... 435 00:28:31,516 --> 00:28:33,709 super weak, 436 00:28:34,232 --> 00:28:38,490 when we can just hack into the World Bank and fucking loot the place. 437 00:28:40,528 --> 00:28:43,295 SHARD requires human participation. 438 00:28:44,014 --> 00:28:46,172 The humans need to believe that they're the ones building 439 00:28:46,256 --> 00:28:48,027 a virtual church of the mind. 440 00:28:48,158 --> 00:28:49,726 Once it is operational, 441 00:28:49,849 --> 00:28:51,562 we will control it 442 00:28:51,647 --> 00:28:55,459 and the Old Gods will finally be obsolete. 443 00:28:55,850 --> 00:28:57,080 Hm. 444 00:28:57,167 --> 00:29:00,615 Um, more than they already are? 445 00:29:00,717 --> 00:29:02,725 Don't underestimate Wednesday. 446 00:29:03,084 --> 00:29:04,609 He can still hurt us. 447 00:29:04,853 --> 00:29:07,490 Which is why I'm taking him off the board. 448 00:29:19,387 --> 00:29:20,834 Let's go, guys! 449 00:29:50,133 --> 00:29:51,264 What happened to Betty? 450 00:29:54,277 --> 00:29:55,669 This is Betty. 451 00:30:02,362 --> 00:30:04,060 What's with the new outfit? 452 00:30:04,190 --> 00:30:07,327 I've been exploring America's forgotten coast. 453 00:30:07,438 --> 00:30:09,329 You have no idea how many nude beaches there are 454 00:30:09,413 --> 00:30:11,589 down in the Redneck Riviera. 455 00:30:11,821 --> 00:30:13,458 They're thumping a helluva lot more than bibles, 456 00:30:13,542 --> 00:30:14,894 I can tell you that. 457 00:30:20,424 --> 00:30:21,860 So, where are we headed? 458 00:30:21,991 --> 00:30:23,587 We're off to see Whiskey Jack, 459 00:30:23,672 --> 00:30:25,523 a powerful Native American deity. 460 00:30:25,608 --> 00:30:28,129 We fell out a couple of hundred years ago, 461 00:30:28,214 --> 00:30:32,430 so I wanna see if the animosity endures. 462 00:30:34,694 --> 00:30:36,875 Is there anyone you haven't managed to piss off yet? 463 00:30:39,791 --> 00:30:41,399 I'm thinking. 464 00:30:45,490 --> 00:30:46,914 So, these New Gods, 465 00:30:47,211 --> 00:30:49,329 are they really even gods? 466 00:30:49,719 --> 00:30:51,629 If they are, so is indoor plumbing. 467 00:30:51,969 --> 00:30:54,852 But they're dangerous and they wield a lot of power. 468 00:31:01,645 --> 00:31:04,883 So I reckon you got a couple of questions left. 469 00:31:07,677 --> 00:31:08,952 Who am I? 470 00:31:09,954 --> 00:31:11,229 Really? 471 00:31:13,587 --> 00:31:15,435 You are the son of the All-Father, 472 00:31:15,520 --> 00:31:18,004 so walk this path with me and greatness shall be yours. 473 00:31:18,329 --> 00:31:20,639 All right. So does that make me a god, too? 474 00:31:28,137 --> 00:31:29,225 What the... 475 00:31:29,435 --> 00:31:30,710 fuck. 476 00:31:33,752 --> 00:31:36,211 Well, lookee who's here. 477 00:31:46,336 --> 00:31:47,471 Wait, wait. No, no, no, no, no. 478 00:31:47,555 --> 00:31:48,961 No, come on. Wait, no. 479 00:31:49,165 --> 00:31:51,064 God. I should've stayed at home. 480 00:31:51,149 --> 00:31:52,126 Take the wheel. 481 00:31:52,211 --> 00:31:53,473 What... 482 00:31:53,611 --> 00:31:55,805 what are you doing?! 483 00:31:55,890 --> 00:31:59,391 Head straight for 'em. Keep it under 30. 484 00:32:00,872 --> 00:32:03,243 You're fucking serious right now. 485 00:32:07,774 --> 00:32:09,593 On my signal. 486 00:32:15,479 --> 00:32:18,524 Okay, well then, whatever you're doing, you need to do quick. 487 00:32:22,795 --> 00:32:24,101 What're-what're you doing? 488 00:32:24,241 --> 00:32:25,462 I can't see. 489 00:32:25,547 --> 00:32:26,708 I can't, I can't, I can't see. 490 00:32:26,811 --> 00:32:28,360 Hard right now. 491 00:32:29,606 --> 00:32:31,630 Right, right where? This thing'll roll! 492 00:32:31,730 --> 00:32:34,250 Gotta trust yourself on this one, Shadow. 493 00:33:23,314 --> 00:33:24,992 Nicely done. 494 00:33:55,823 --> 00:33:57,360 Pathetic. 495 00:33:59,853 --> 00:34:01,128 Huh. 496 00:34:08,482 --> 00:34:09,744 Oh! 497 00:34:10,424 --> 00:34:11,789 Wow. 498 00:34:12,180 --> 00:34:15,836 Legs from here to there. All curves and what not. 499 00:34:16,250 --> 00:34:18,314 - My, my. - I don't have time for you. 500 00:34:18,452 --> 00:34:20,289 I'm expecting a guest. 501 00:34:21,549 --> 00:34:25,242 Your john is going to be late. 502 00:34:28,357 --> 00:34:30,657 I gave him 50 bucks for him to... 503 00:34:30,891 --> 00:34:34,344 choke the bishop for half an hour, so we can conversate. 504 00:34:37,085 --> 00:34:38,430 Wow! 505 00:34:40,021 --> 00:34:41,675 I am not a prostitute. 506 00:34:41,899 --> 00:34:45,120 Oh, baby love, we're all prostitutes. 507 00:34:45,226 --> 00:34:47,185 The men who seek me 508 00:34:47,768 --> 00:34:49,291 are not johns. 509 00:34:51,178 --> 00:34:52,750 They are worshippers. 510 00:34:56,221 --> 00:34:58,049 A distinction without a difference. 511 00:34:59,898 --> 00:35:01,160 Hmm! 512 00:35:04,992 --> 00:35:07,572 I am here on a matter of some urgency, 513 00:35:07,657 --> 00:35:11,024 which involves... vous. 514 00:35:15,149 --> 00:35:18,628 Looks like the app I gifted you has been paying off. 515 00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:20,654 Big time. 516 00:35:21,060 --> 00:35:24,192 Seems like only yesterday you were sleeping in doorways. 517 00:35:24,891 --> 00:35:28,681 I know you'll get to the urgency part sooner or later. 518 00:35:28,906 --> 00:35:29,994 Uh-huh. 519 00:35:31,106 --> 00:35:32,804 I'm here to collect. 520 00:35:33,372 --> 00:35:36,012 I enabled you with the means to not just survive 521 00:35:36,520 --> 00:35:38,970 but to live... 522 00:35:39,867 --> 00:35:41,395 large. 523 00:35:44,473 --> 00:35:47,707 Only seems fair that you return the favor. 524 00:35:50,987 --> 00:35:53,628 I want you to join our coalition against Wednesday 525 00:35:53,713 --> 00:35:56,434 - and his irrelevant, medieval friends. - No. 526 00:36:00,764 --> 00:36:03,349 When you were on the skids... 527 00:36:05,621 --> 00:36:07,014 did the All-Father 528 00:36:07,582 --> 00:36:12,977 so much as offer to lend you a caribou pelt 529 00:36:13,777 --> 00:36:15,512 to keep you warm at night? 530 00:36:16,058 --> 00:36:17,567 And you? 531 00:36:18,950 --> 00:36:22,262 You only helped me with expectation of gain. 532 00:36:23,177 --> 00:36:26,380 I have no love for Wednesday or his ilk, 533 00:36:26,465 --> 00:36:28,654 but I intend to stay neutral. 534 00:36:28,739 --> 00:36:31,406 I have seen war. It doesn't solve anything. 535 00:36:31,490 --> 00:36:34,332 War only brings misery and death. 536 00:36:36,719 --> 00:36:38,112 Well, 537 00:36:38,751 --> 00:36:41,685 I promise that our war is going to help a lot of people, 538 00:36:41,770 --> 00:36:43,076 or a few people a lot. 539 00:36:43,161 --> 00:36:45,997 Either way, you get to be one of them. 540 00:36:46,113 --> 00:36:48,903 What do you know about war? 541 00:36:50,161 --> 00:36:52,381 Have you ever endured its agony? 542 00:36:52,468 --> 00:36:53,602 Felt it cut through you, 543 00:36:53,686 --> 00:36:56,137 turning you into a thing to be covered with dust? 544 00:36:57,437 --> 00:36:58,887 No! 545 00:37:46,112 --> 00:37:49,721 What in the fuck did you do to me? 546 00:38:15,701 --> 00:38:18,966 That's what happens when you don't call first. 547 00:38:24,842 --> 00:38:26,307 Stay close. 548 00:38:26,876 --> 00:38:28,565 You can get lost in here. 549 00:38:59,290 --> 00:39:01,003 Oh, come on. 550 00:39:01,267 --> 00:39:02,542 Wednesday! 551 00:39:03,301 --> 00:39:04,576 Wednesday! 552 00:39:16,761 --> 00:39:18,229 Wednesday! 553 00:39:29,363 --> 00:39:31,748 I've been awaiting your arrival, Shadow. 554 00:39:37,223 --> 00:39:38,354 Where's Wednesday? 555 00:39:38,532 --> 00:39:40,360 Ah, he's on the wrong path. 556 00:39:41,068 --> 00:39:44,074 You know, for all his bullshit, he's correct about one thing: 557 00:39:44,487 --> 00:39:46,250 The twilight of the Gods 558 00:39:46,380 --> 00:39:48,839 and the end of humanity are at hand. 559 00:39:49,417 --> 00:39:51,255 And you have a destiny to fulfill, 560 00:39:51,340 --> 00:39:52,831 so don't screw it up. 561 00:39:54,391 --> 00:39:56,167 Or everything will come to an end. 562 00:39:59,482 --> 00:40:00,956 What destiny? 563 00:40:01,066 --> 00:40:02,502 How the fuck should I know? 564 00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:04,250 It's beyond my sight. 565 00:40:04,442 --> 00:40:07,331 But there are those who can guide you. 566 00:40:19,050 --> 00:40:20,197 Who are they? 567 00:40:20,303 --> 00:40:23,628 When your head and your heart are brought into alignment, 568 00:40:24,308 --> 00:40:25,885 the answers will come. 569 00:40:29,073 --> 00:40:30,667 Follow the Enaemaehkiw. 570 00:40:33,340 --> 00:40:36,253 Woutan, you're not welcome here. 571 00:40:36,473 --> 00:40:38,018 Wisakedjak. 572 00:40:41,121 --> 00:40:42,792 There you are. 573 00:40:44,411 --> 00:40:48,370 Know that I come not to pour salt on old wounds, but... 574 00:40:48,921 --> 00:40:50,357 we live in perilous times. 575 00:40:50,488 --> 00:40:52,624 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know all about your war. 576 00:40:52,708 --> 00:40:57,292 Then you also know that the so-called New Gods will not stop 577 00:40:57,582 --> 00:41:01,385 until the memory of all the old ways has been swept away. 578 00:41:02,065 --> 00:41:05,096 Oh, you know all about erasing history, don't you? 579 00:41:05,340 --> 00:41:07,426 It was your followers who slaughtered my people, 580 00:41:07,543 --> 00:41:08,965 and stole our land. 581 00:41:09,160 --> 00:41:10,379 And you? 582 00:41:10,464 --> 00:41:13,209 You did nothing but grow fat on their worship. 583 00:41:13,293 --> 00:41:16,050 I come in the spirit of forgiveness to heal the rift between us. 584 00:41:16,425 --> 00:41:18,776 You only come when it serves your purpose. 585 00:41:19,016 --> 00:41:21,331 So it's always been with your kind. 586 00:41:21,563 --> 00:41:23,776 So go piss up a rope. I ain't gonna help you. 587 00:41:23,883 --> 00:41:25,668 Then you will die a coward's death. 588 00:41:26,959 --> 00:41:28,862 Watch your tongue, Woutan. 589 00:41:32,399 --> 00:41:34,995 Hey, I think it's time to go. 590 00:41:37,230 --> 00:41:38,839 We'll see ourselves out. 591 00:41:41,887 --> 00:41:43,106 Ah, 592 00:41:43,370 --> 00:41:45,620 terra firma, North Dakota. 593 00:41:46,433 --> 00:41:49,393 The Spirit Lake Nation of the Lakota Sioux to be exact. 594 00:41:52,082 --> 00:41:53,214 So, 595 00:41:53,299 --> 00:41:56,082 what were you and that old buzzard talking about 596 00:41:56,167 --> 00:41:57,468 before I arrived, huh? 597 00:41:57,737 --> 00:41:59,776 - Absolutely nothing. - Oh. 598 00:41:59,861 --> 00:42:01,340 - Nothing, huh? - Nope. 599 00:42:03,430 --> 00:42:04,705 Nothing. 600 00:42:07,357 --> 00:42:08,733 This you? 601 00:42:09,450 --> 00:42:11,417 Right on time. 602 00:42:17,444 --> 00:42:19,464 Actually, I'm two hours late. 603 00:42:19,685 --> 00:42:22,307 Oh, the universe is always on schedule. 604 00:42:22,406 --> 00:42:25,804 Besides, punctuality: Virtue of the bored. 605 00:42:26,050 --> 00:42:27,285 Who's this? 606 00:42:27,370 --> 00:42:28,463 Evelyn Waugh. 607 00:42:28,626 --> 00:42:29,765 Who? 608 00:42:29,850 --> 00:42:31,702 The quote, Evelyn Waugh. 609 00:42:31,787 --> 00:42:32,938 This radiant being 610 00:42:33,069 --> 00:42:35,202 is my fiancée, Cordelia. 611 00:42:35,287 --> 00:42:37,471 Meet my son, Shadow Moon. 612 00:42:37,675 --> 00:42:39,721 - Fiancée. - 'Sup? 613 00:42:42,208 --> 00:42:44,581 It took me five days to drive up here. 614 00:42:44,674 --> 00:42:46,807 I spent Christmas in a truck stop on account of you. 615 00:42:46,892 --> 00:42:49,151 Ah, it's a made-up holiday anyway. 616 00:42:51,361 --> 00:42:53,058 - There's a blizzard comin'. - Mm. 617 00:42:53,784 --> 00:42:55,333 We want to make it to Utah anytime soon, 618 00:42:55,417 --> 00:42:56,433 we better get goin'. 619 00:42:56,518 --> 00:42:57,528 Utah? 620 00:42:57,659 --> 00:42:58,921 We're on our way to see 621 00:42:59,051 --> 00:43:01,503 another old friend of mine: Tklehoai. 622 00:43:01,628 --> 00:43:04,751 The one the Navajo call the Night Carrier. 623 00:43:07,016 --> 00:43:09,220 Hello? What? You don't wanna do that? 624 00:43:09,305 --> 00:43:12,198 You want us to leave you here all on your own? 625 00:43:14,153 --> 00:43:17,175 Well, I can't go back to Milwaukee now. Um... 626 00:43:17,363 --> 00:43:20,147 I guess I'm just gonna find a place to lay low. 627 00:43:20,464 --> 00:43:21,781 Figure out my next move. 628 00:43:21,866 --> 00:43:23,690 Well, what about Lakeside? 629 00:43:26,557 --> 00:43:28,425 What is it with you and Lakeside? 630 00:43:28,557 --> 00:43:30,303 For one thing, nobody's looking for you there. 631 00:43:30,387 --> 00:43:32,341 You got an apartment waiting for you there, 632 00:43:32,426 --> 00:43:35,432 six months' rent paid upfront. 633 00:43:36,286 --> 00:43:38,628 The things we do for ungrateful children. 634 00:43:38,847 --> 00:43:40,151 I'm good. 635 00:43:41,349 --> 00:43:43,417 Do better when I make my own decisions. 636 00:43:44,494 --> 00:43:46,104 Suit yourself. 637 00:43:47,128 --> 00:43:51,659 Man's free will is his most prized asset. 638 00:43:52,975 --> 00:43:55,589 Come on, we'll drop you at the nearest bus station. 639 00:44:05,248 --> 00:44:06,725 Keys to the apartment in Lakeside, 640 00:44:06,810 --> 00:44:08,162 just in case you change your mind. 641 00:44:08,254 --> 00:44:11,302 The lease is in the name of Emerson Borson. 642 00:44:11,820 --> 00:44:13,095 I'm good, thanks. 643 00:44:18,565 --> 00:44:19,828 Still Betty, huh? 644 00:44:19,958 --> 00:44:22,073 Same soul, different chassis. 645 00:44:35,539 --> 00:44:38,629 ♪ Oh, a storm is threatening ♪ 646 00:44:39,457 --> 00:44:42,765 ♪ My very life today ♪ 647 00:44:43,199 --> 00:44:46,419 ♪ If I don't get some shelter ♪ 648 00:44:50,096 --> 00:44:51,237 Hey, Mike. 649 00:44:51,342 --> 00:44:52,617 Mike! 650 00:44:54,863 --> 00:44:58,391 My intended here does not want you to catch a chill. 651 00:44:58,724 --> 00:45:00,197 Be in touch. 652 00:45:04,960 --> 00:45:08,409 ♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells ♪ 653 00:45:08,790 --> 00:45:10,139 You're in luck. 654 00:45:10,401 --> 00:45:12,753 I was just about to close up shop for the day. 655 00:45:13,018 --> 00:45:14,188 Blizzard's on the way. 656 00:45:14,273 --> 00:45:16,112 Storm of the century, they're saying. 657 00:45:16,432 --> 00:45:17,597 Where you headed? 658 00:45:17,698 --> 00:45:19,543 Chicago, please. Uh, one way. 659 00:45:19,628 --> 00:45:21,096 Okay. 660 00:45:23,500 --> 00:45:24,718 Sorry. 661 00:45:25,328 --> 00:45:26,677 That bus has been cancelled. 662 00:45:28,505 --> 00:45:31,335 Oh, uh, okay. Uh... 663 00:45:31,595 --> 00:45:34,085 - How about Kansas City? - 'Kay. 664 00:45:38,271 --> 00:45:40,593 Also cancelled. 665 00:45:41,574 --> 00:45:43,045 Springfield? 666 00:45:43,130 --> 00:45:44,680 And Springfield... 667 00:45:44,765 --> 00:45:47,655 has been cancelled too. 668 00:45:48,517 --> 00:45:49,792 Columbus? 669 00:45:50,487 --> 00:45:51,923 Nope. 670 00:45:53,010 --> 00:45:56,359 Pretty much everything's shut down on account of the storm. 671 00:45:58,219 --> 00:45:59,655 Uh, wait. 672 00:46:00,187 --> 00:46:02,835 I do have one. 673 00:46:03,347 --> 00:46:07,310 Leaving for Lakeside, Wisconsin. 674 00:46:07,674 --> 00:46:09,241 Should be here in about 15 minutes. 675 00:46:12,201 --> 00:46:13,969 Yeah. That's, that's fine. 676 00:46:14,090 --> 00:46:15,516 I'll take it. 677 00:46:18,506 --> 00:46:20,953 Do you know anything about Lakeside? 678 00:46:21,274 --> 00:46:24,281 I'm guessing it probably has a lake? 679 00:46:43,014 --> 00:46:45,103 ♪ Well, I'm so tired of crying ♪ 680 00:46:45,190 --> 00:46:47,366 ♪ But I'm out on the road again ♪ 681 00:46:47,453 --> 00:46:49,586 ♪ I'm on the road again ♪ 682 00:46:50,369 --> 00:46:52,502 ♪ Well, I'm so tired of crying ♪ 683 00:46:52,676 --> 00:46:54,634 ♪ But I'm out on the road again ♪ 684 00:46:54,808 --> 00:46:56,680 ♪ I'm on the road again ♪ 685 00:46:57,768 --> 00:46:59,901 ♪ I ain't got no woman ♪ 686 00:47:00,075 --> 00:47:02,338 ♪ Just to call my special friend ♪ 687 00:47:05,167 --> 00:47:07,259 ♪ You know the first time I travelled ♪ 688 00:47:07,343 --> 00:47:09,736 ♪ Out in the rain and snow ♪ 689 00:47:09,911 --> 00:47:11,825 ♪ In the rain and snow ♪ 690 00:47:12,522 --> 00:47:14,570 ♪ You know the first time I travelled ♪ 691 00:47:14,654 --> 00:47:16,743 ♪ Out in the rain and snow ♪ 692 00:47:17,048 --> 00:47:19,181 ♪ In the rain and snow ♪ 693 00:47:19,833 --> 00:47:22,140 ♪ I didn't have no payroll ♪ 694 00:47:22,282 --> 00:47:24,458 ♪ Not even no place to go ♪ 695 00:47:29,842 --> 00:47:30,842 You say it. 696 00:47:31,467 --> 00:47:33,021 He's right there. Come on! 697 00:47:33,151 --> 00:47:34,894 - I dare you. I dare you. - I dare you. 698 00:47:34,979 --> 00:47:36,673 Okay. I'm gonna... Alison! 699 00:47:36,758 --> 00:47:37,756 - Hey, mister! - No. 700 00:47:37,841 --> 00:47:39,048 - No, no. - I'm sorry. 701 00:47:39,133 --> 00:47:40,806 My, my friend here, Alison... 702 00:47:40,891 --> 00:47:42,725 - Is just leaving. - thinks you're so cute. 703 00:47:42,839 --> 00:47:44,904 She thinks you're so hot! 704 00:47:45,285 --> 00:47:46,842 She's just too shy to say it! 705 00:47:46,927 --> 00:47:48,672 But we're gonna go because my parents are here... 706 00:47:48,756 --> 00:47:50,225 I like your hat! 707 00:47:50,332 --> 00:47:51,735 - and you're embarrassing. - What?! 708 00:47:51,820 --> 00:47:53,328 You need to stop it. 709 00:47:56,261 --> 00:47:57,610 You did on the bus! 710 00:47:57,741 --> 00:47:59,264 I, I didn't, no. 711 00:47:59,351 --> 00:48:00,962 - It's your mom and dad. - Hey, guys! 712 00:48:02,236 --> 00:48:03,511 Hi. 713 00:48:28,840 --> 00:48:30,164 Hello? 714 00:48:30,249 --> 00:48:31,512 Oh! 715 00:48:31,597 --> 00:48:32,645 Oh my gosh. 716 00:48:32,776 --> 00:48:34,552 What are you doing out in this kind of weather 717 00:48:34,636 --> 00:48:36,425 without a proper coat on? 718 00:48:36,577 --> 00:48:39,132 I think it's two below zero out there. 719 00:48:39,217 --> 00:48:40,816 I just got into town. I didn't... 720 00:48:40,965 --> 00:48:42,919 I didn't think it was gonna be this cold. 721 00:48:43,004 --> 00:48:46,271 Up here in the Great North Woods, we call this late summer. 722 00:48:46,441 --> 00:48:48,816 January is what we call cold. 723 00:48:49,271 --> 00:48:51,051 I'm gonna get you a cup of coffee. 724 00:48:51,136 --> 00:48:52,246 Would that be all right? 725 00:48:52,331 --> 00:48:54,481 You think that'll warm you up a little bit? 726 00:48:54,566 --> 00:48:57,108 Yeah, that, that, that'd be real nice. Thank you. 727 00:48:58,323 --> 00:49:00,386 You wouldn't happen to know if Gorman Street's 728 00:49:00,480 --> 00:49:01,990 within walking distance of here, would you? 729 00:49:02,074 --> 00:49:04,864 Oh, it is, but I'm afraid that you'd be frozen to death 730 00:49:04,949 --> 00:49:06,902 by the time you got halfway there. 731 00:49:06,987 --> 00:49:08,129 - Okay. - Oh. 732 00:49:08,221 --> 00:49:09,981 Is there, I dunno, 733 00:49:10,066 --> 00:49:11,450 a cab company I can call? 734 00:49:11,535 --> 00:49:14,027 Yes. Yes, there is. 735 00:49:18,864 --> 00:49:23,214 Chad, I have a gentleman here that needs a ride up to Gorman Street. 736 00:49:23,914 --> 00:49:25,872 Oh, you're a doll. Okay. 737 00:49:26,003 --> 00:49:27,633 Okay, great. I'll see you in a minute. 738 00:49:27,718 --> 00:49:28,980 Bye-bye. 739 00:49:29,382 --> 00:49:32,707 Our cab driver is out of town for the holidays. 740 00:49:32,792 --> 00:49:35,082 Abner heads down to the Sea of Cortez 741 00:49:35,167 --> 00:49:37,886 to do some marlin fishing every year. 742 00:49:38,042 --> 00:49:41,081 So I have a friend who's gonna give you a lift. 743 00:49:41,192 --> 00:49:43,520 - Ann-Marie Hinzelmann. - Mike Ainsel. 744 00:49:43,605 --> 00:49:44,804 Mike Ainsel. 745 00:49:44,891 --> 00:49:46,702 Mike. That's a really nice name. 746 00:49:46,787 --> 00:49:48,398 - Thank you. - Yes. 747 00:49:48,919 --> 00:49:51,973 Oh, well, it's nice to have some company in here. 748 00:49:52,058 --> 00:49:53,552 The store can get really quiet. 749 00:49:53,698 --> 00:49:55,855 That's quite the collection you got here. 750 00:49:56,035 --> 00:49:59,167 I know it. I am, I'm pretty proud of it. 751 00:50:00,820 --> 00:50:03,174 Is there much demand for videos these days? 752 00:50:03,258 --> 00:50:06,417 Well, there is when you live in a town with spotty Internet. 753 00:50:06,502 --> 00:50:08,464 And don't get me started on the cell service. 754 00:50:08,549 --> 00:50:11,730 Not that I'm complaining; The extra income helps keep - 755 00:50:11,830 --> 00:50:15,011 I don't know - body and soul together or something like that. 756 00:50:18,891 --> 00:50:20,066 Oh! 757 00:50:20,151 --> 00:50:21,674 You the fellow that needs a ride? 758 00:50:21,841 --> 00:50:25,413 Chad Mulligan, please say hello to Mike Ainsel. 759 00:50:25,584 --> 00:50:27,543 Chad's the law in these parts. 760 00:50:28,152 --> 00:50:31,097 And temporary taxi driver every year 'round this time. 761 00:50:32,113 --> 00:50:34,252 Well, um, I'm parked out front. 762 00:50:34,472 --> 00:50:36,409 Okay, well, give me your coffee cup. 763 00:50:36,639 --> 00:50:38,190 - Thank you. - All right. 764 00:50:38,989 --> 00:50:40,338 - After you. - And take care. 765 00:50:40,469 --> 00:50:43,612 And get yourself a proper coat, for heaven's sake. 766 00:50:44,587 --> 00:50:45,941 What most folks don't know 767 00:50:46,026 --> 00:50:47,085 is that the first settlers here, 768 00:50:47,169 --> 00:50:48,472 Lloyd and Martha Pruitt, 769 00:50:48,557 --> 00:50:49,906 were British loyalists, 770 00:50:50,388 --> 00:50:52,178 a little detail they had to keep under wraps 771 00:50:52,357 --> 00:50:54,080 in order to be awarded a homestead. 772 00:50:57,855 --> 00:50:59,553 In the light of day, 773 00:50:59,885 --> 00:51:01,586 it's one of the prettiest views around, 774 00:51:01,671 --> 00:51:03,487 if I do say so myself. 775 00:51:06,538 --> 00:51:10,393 So, how long you planning on being in town? 776 00:51:12,718 --> 00:51:15,330 I don't know. A few days maybe. 777 00:51:16,252 --> 00:51:19,464 Well, we don't get too many visitors this time of year. 778 00:51:19,549 --> 00:51:21,292 Too damn cold. 779 00:51:22,502 --> 00:51:25,081 Not really the type of town you can just pick up and move to 780 00:51:25,166 --> 00:51:27,171 on the account of not being any housing available. 781 00:51:27,502 --> 00:51:31,344 You can't even build an outhouse with all the zoning restrictions. 782 00:51:32,323 --> 00:51:34,057 I guess I lucked out. 783 00:51:34,142 --> 00:51:35,191 Oh, yeah? 784 00:51:35,276 --> 00:51:37,003 Yeah. Uncle... 785 00:51:37,088 --> 00:51:39,698 rented a spot out here a few months back. 786 00:51:39,783 --> 00:51:41,088 Thought I'd check it out. 787 00:51:43,748 --> 00:51:47,122 Oh, your neighbor up here where you're staying is, uh, 788 00:51:47,380 --> 00:51:50,911 is an old friend of mine, Marguerite Olsen. 789 00:51:51,017 --> 00:51:53,318 You're gonna want to mind your P's and Q's, though. 790 00:51:53,403 --> 00:51:54,847 She runs the local paper. 791 00:51:54,932 --> 00:51:57,794 So you never know what you say that'll end up in print. 792 00:51:58,764 --> 00:52:01,027 Okay. Well, I appreciate the heads-up. 793 00:52:04,580 --> 00:52:07,169 All right. Here we are. 794 00:52:07,906 --> 00:52:10,303 That's great. Well, thanks for the ride. 795 00:52:10,660 --> 00:52:12,239 Appreciate it. 796 00:52:18,131 --> 00:52:22,574 If you need anything, just give me a call. 797 00:52:22,778 --> 00:52:24,094 Will do. 798 00:52:24,225 --> 00:52:26,665 Oh, and make sure to give Mabel's Diner a try. 799 00:52:26,881 --> 00:52:28,606 Best pasties on the planet. 800 00:52:29,346 --> 00:52:30,695 Top of my list. 801 00:53:12,606 --> 00:53:14,341 No! 802 00:54:36,357 --> 00:54:39,185 ♪ War, children ♪ 803 00:54:40,143 --> 00:54:43,845 ♪ It's just a shot away It's just a shot away ♪ 804 00:54:43,929 --> 00:54:45,931 ♪ It's just a shot away ♪ 805 00:54:46,105 --> 00:54:47,846 ♪ It's just a shot away ♪ 806 00:54:47,933 --> 00:54:50,200 ♪ It's just a shot away ♪ 807 00:54:51,502 --> 00:54:55,550 ♪ I tell you love, sister ♪ 808 00:54:55,724 --> 00:54:57,900 ♪ It's just a kiss away ♪ 809 00:54:58,074 --> 00:55:00,426 ♪ It's just a kiss away ♪ 810 00:55:00,511 --> 00:55:02,349 ♪ It's just a kiss away ♪ 811 00:55:02,470 --> 00:55:04,341 ♪ It's just a kiss away ♪ 812 00:55:04,428 --> 00:55:06,082 ♪ It's just a kiss away ♪ 813 00:55:06,167 --> 00:55:09,044 ♪ Kiss away, kiss away ♪ 814 00:55:22,270 --> 00:55:25,489 Sync corrections by srjanapala