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Shadow,
we're gonna be releasing you
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later this afternoon.
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Your wife...
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she died in the early hours
of this morning.
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My lucky coin.
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Give me my fucking coin,
dead wife.
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You get
your life back; I get my coin.
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Deal's off, I'm keeping
your fucking coin.
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I usually end up
getting what I want.
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I could be Mr. Wednesday
with a shake of the hand.
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I could use
a fellow like you.
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You're my man now.
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When you start
to piss me off, I'm gone.
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We have a compact.
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Hello, Shadow.
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You're working for Wednesday.
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Yeah.
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What is it Wednesday
is up to?
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You want us
to go to war.
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Believe me, these
New Gods are not going anywhere soon.
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They've already replaced us;
Now they want to destroy us.
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Your attack will
only work against you.
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Make it easier
for Odin to convince
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those who were on the fence
to join his cause.
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Guard my
spear as you will guard my life.
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Wars are coming, Shadow.
I have a big role for you.
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I was killed by a God.
Which fucking God?!
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Wednesday.
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Fuck that guy.
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I guess I believe in him.
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I wanna believe in you.
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He's Wednesday's now.
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Hurts when someone takes
what's yours.
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Love...
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is the most powerful
weapon of war.
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Love and war may
sit on opposite sides of a coin,
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but only so they
may never meet.
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What do you think happens
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when you
touch a God?
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What happened
to our arrangement?
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Go help save Shadow.
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You owe me a battle, Grimnir.
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You really want to know
why I picked you?
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Just tell me.
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We are the same.
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Motto:
Like father, like son.
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Sometimes
you remind me of my son.
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Your son?
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I want to believe in you.
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Gods are
real if you believe in them.
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The storm is coming.
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Whoever did this,
I curse.
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Fuck!
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Someone
here is gonna die soon.
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Don't get in the fucking way.
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Sweeney died last night.
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I'm gonna kill Wednesday.
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Are you gonna try
and stop me?
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Free country.
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State police
agencies have connected these suspects...
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Fuck!
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My boy is gonna be just fine.
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ID?
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We are Blood Death
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and this is dedicated
to the All-Father!
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Get ready for war,
motherfuckers!
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Break every bone
in tribute!
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Praise the All-Father
for his blessing of death!
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Let there be blood!
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Odin! Odin!
Odin! Odin! Odin!
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Odin! Odin! Odin! Odin!
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Hail the All-father.
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Odin! Odin! Odin! Odin!
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Odin! Odin!
Odin! Odin!
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Odin! Odin! Odin!
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Ye-a-a-a-h!.....
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*AMERICAN GODS*
Season 03 Episode 01
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Episode Title:
"A Winter's Tale"
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Aired on:
January 10, 2021
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♪ I got nothing
Got nothing to lose ♪
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♪ I'm coming
Coming for you ♪
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♪ With a hard head
Tired of it too ♪
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♪ I want to take a walk
in the wild ♪
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♪ I want to feel
our hearts collide ♪
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♪ I want to feel a light ♪
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Yo, Mike.
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You drop-balled that entire
pile of frag before lunch?
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Uh, yeah. Yeah.
Ain't no thing.
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Yeah, but you only been on the
line a minute and you roll like that?
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Damn,
you're a quick study.
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Well, I got a good teacher.
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Okay. Okay,
I'll take that.
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Hey, Mike,
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you got a minute?
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Yeah, sure.
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Uh, catch you
in the break room?
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Yeah, you will.
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We got some bones to slap,
so don't even think about
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skipping out on the ass-kicking
I'm about to lay down.
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Sorry.
Sorry, boss.
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Mike, you're aware we've been
having issues with staffing.
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We just landed this
military contract.
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There's not a lot of
wiggle room in the bid.
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We want to put our
best people on it...
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And with me being new...
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I'd like you to be
on the project.
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Position comes with a pay raise
and all the overtime you want.
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Interested?
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00:09:02,081 --> 00:09:03,612
Yeah.
Of, of course.
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Um, I don't want to leave
my team in the lurch.
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00:09:06,736 --> 00:09:08,656
Well, Sadie's the one
who put you up for the job.
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She's got an eye for talent,
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thinks it's a good opportunity
for you and I, uh, agree.
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I don't know what to say.
Uh, thank you.
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All right.
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And since this is
a government thing,
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the feds are gonna do
a background check,
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make sure you're not
a spy or whatever.
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Pretty routine.
Just, uh,
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hide the porn when
they come to pay a visit.
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Yeah, sure.
Will do.
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Look, Brigitte, your boy was
swinging his magic voodoo dick around
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telling me he could
bring the leprechaun back.
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- Yo, Brigitte.
- Hiya, George.
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It was three fucking
months ago. What is the deal?
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I'm gonna
be real with you, Lil' Bit.
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That big dick is
as magic as it gets.
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But, heh, he ain't been swingin'
it at no fucking leprechaun.
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Let me talk to Samedi.
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Like I told you last time,
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he's in Hialeah at
a loa family reunion.
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When the fuck is he back?
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I'm the Lord of
the Dead's fuck buddy,
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not his appointment
secretary.
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00:10:09,388 --> 00:10:11,597
Look, I know Samedi
gave it his best shot.
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Potions, gris-gris,
the whole nine.
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00:10:13,517 --> 00:10:17,045
But, heh-heh, resurrecting a
god isn't as easy as you'd think.
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Especially when no one
believes in him anymore.
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What if you didn't have to
bring him all the way back to life?
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I mean, what if he just
had to be undead enough
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to perform a relatively
simple task?
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Such as?
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I need something
from his hoard. It's...
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It's a revenge thing.
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There's a certain motherfucker
that's got it coming.
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You sure revenge is
the only reason you want this
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leprechaun back?
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00:10:41,509 --> 00:10:43,127
Not that it's any of
my business.
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No, it's really not
any of your business.
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But, yes.
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Payback's the only itch
I gotta scratch.
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I'm afraid you're out
of luck, Lil' Bit.
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There's really nothing more
the Baron can do.
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Good news is,
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Sweeney's pretty
well preserved.
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If he didn't have god energy,
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he'd be a puddle
of Irish stew by now.
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Oh, that's fantastic.
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00:11:04,723 --> 00:11:07,018
A good-looking corpse doesn't
really get the job done.
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What about this?
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00:11:09,199 --> 00:11:11,331
The gris-gris Samedi gave me.
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Would this work on him?
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The magic in that secret sauce
is meant for you and you alone.
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My fucking luck.
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Et voilà!
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This is him.
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Really?
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♪ Dead love couldn't
go no further ♪
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♪ Proud of and disgusted
by her ♪
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♪ Push shove, a little
bruised and battered ♪
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♪ Oh Lord
I ain't coming home with you ♪
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♪ My life's a bit more colder ♪
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♪ Dead wife is what I told her ♪
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♪ Brass knife sinks into
my shoulder ♪
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♪ Oh babe don't know what
I'm gonna do ♪
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♪ In hell I'll be in good
company ♪
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♪ Raven fly ♪
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♪ On the river ♪
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♪ Rapids raging ♪
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♪ In her chest ♪
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♪ See her body ♪
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♪ Flying over ♪
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♪ With a song ♪
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♪ River roll ♪
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♪ Down a mountain ♪
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♪ Wash your face ♪
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♪ Tell the sirens ♪
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♪ I'm a comin' ♪
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♪ And then they'll see ♪
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♪ Raven cry ♪
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♪ Tell the sirens ♪
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♪ I'm a comin' ♪
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♪ I'm a comin' ♪
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♪ And they'll see ♪
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♪ I'm a comin' ♪
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♪ And they'll see ♪
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♪ You sweet little thing ♪
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♪ With your dirty,
dirty wheels ♪
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00:15:00,877 --> 00:15:03,471
♪ You sweet little thing ♪
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00:15:03,638 --> 00:15:06,554
♪ With your dirty,
dirty wheels ♪
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00:15:06,728 --> 00:15:08,924
♪ I loves the game ♪
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00:15:09,818 --> 00:15:11,026
♪ I wants to play ♪
203
00:15:11,111 --> 00:15:12,627
Hey, Sadie.
204
00:15:13,285 --> 00:15:15,156
You know, I've been
thinking, uh...
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00:15:16,033 --> 00:15:18,044
you might need to find
a new hobby.
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00:15:18,297 --> 00:15:20,037
This domino thing?
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00:15:20,612 --> 00:15:22,478
I'm kinda tired of
taking your money.
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00:15:22,563 --> 00:15:24,486
Oh, you a dominologist now?
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00:15:24,943 --> 00:15:27,886
All right, let's see what
you got good tomorrow, brother.
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- Yeah? I look forward to it.
- Yeah.
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00:15:29,930 --> 00:15:30,947
It's on.
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00:15:32,692 --> 00:15:35,588
♪ Well, well, well, well ♪
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♪ Well, well, well, well ♪
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♪ Well, well, well, well ♪
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Oh!
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00:15:48,161 --> 00:15:49,814
- Oh, you okay?
- Oh!
217
00:15:49,993 --> 00:15:52,290
Oh, well, aren't you an angel?
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00:15:52,478 --> 00:15:53,876
Strong too.
219
00:15:54,053 --> 00:15:57,223
Um, do you need a hand?
It's kind of slippery.
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00:15:57,379 --> 00:15:58,554
Oh.
221
00:15:58,867 --> 00:16:01,059
My name is Helen.
What's yours?
222
00:16:01,144 --> 00:16:02,276
It's Mike.
223
00:16:02,369 --> 00:16:05,205
Oh, that's my husband's name.
224
00:16:05,657 --> 00:16:09,490
God rest his soul.
I just buried him today.
225
00:16:09,713 --> 00:16:12,272
Oh, no.
I'm sorry for your loss.
226
00:16:12,403 --> 00:16:17,549
You remind me of him:
Decent, kind, good-hearted.
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00:16:17,854 --> 00:16:19,611
Well endowed.
228
00:16:20,019 --> 00:16:22,674
The hands tell the tale.
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00:16:23,327 --> 00:16:27,073
He was also a liar,
a cheat and a con man,
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00:16:27,157 --> 00:16:30,856
capable of deception
and great cruelty.
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00:16:31,478 --> 00:16:35,907
He was transformed by the grace
and forgiveness of his family.
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00:16:35,991 --> 00:16:41,430
It was forgiveness that allowed
us, me, to see past his failings.
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00:16:41,728 --> 00:16:44,853
But a man's sins can never be undone.
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00:16:45,104 --> 00:16:47,370
If my husband could speak now,
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00:16:47,455 --> 00:16:49,701
he'd offer his humble apology
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00:16:49,788 --> 00:16:52,182
for all the hurt he has caused.
237
00:16:52,312 --> 00:16:57,272
Even though he is now with
the angels, I can hear him say it.
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00:16:59,905 --> 00:17:01,900
Nice party trick, asshole.
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00:17:03,374 --> 00:17:04,854
Go fuck yourself.
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00:17:16,990 --> 00:17:18,295
You motherfucker...
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00:17:18,972 --> 00:17:20,393
As charged.
242
00:17:21,455 --> 00:17:23,877
Like the new look.
Less severe.
243
00:17:23,962 --> 00:17:25,166
What are you doing here?
244
00:17:25,251 --> 00:17:26,775
I'm here to extract you,
245
00:17:26,860 --> 00:17:29,424
pre-emptively,
from a... situation.
246
00:17:29,509 --> 00:17:31,989
You're not extracting me
from anywhere.
247
00:17:32,665 --> 00:17:34,846
'Kay? I came to Milwaukee
to make a new life for myself.
248
00:17:34,930 --> 00:17:35,930
Doesn't include you.
249
00:17:36,051 --> 00:17:37,434
You were supposed
to go to Lakeside.
250
00:17:37,518 --> 00:17:39,477
Or didn't the address
on that driver's licence
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00:17:39,562 --> 00:17:42,915
make it clear enough
to you, Mike?
252
00:17:45,365 --> 00:17:47,766
I don't do
your bidding anymore.
253
00:17:49,115 --> 00:17:50,595
I'm not your man.
254
00:17:50,680 --> 00:17:53,026
This is not the best time
to discuss our compact,
255
00:17:53,111 --> 00:17:55,244
given your legal situation.
256
00:17:56,384 --> 00:17:58,599
Well, you're gonna have to
come up with a better con than that.
257
00:17:58,683 --> 00:18:01,645
I've got nothing to do with this
background check they're running on you.
258
00:18:01,729 --> 00:18:04,689
No? Yet you seem to know
all about it?
259
00:18:04,819 --> 00:18:06,299
Oh, let me guess.
260
00:18:06,468 --> 00:18:08,830
A little fucking birdie
told you, huh?
261
00:18:08,915 --> 00:18:10,829
Two, as a matter of fact.
262
00:18:11,895 --> 00:18:13,200
Yeah.
263
00:18:15,034 --> 00:18:16,644
Stay away from me.
264
00:18:17,033 --> 00:18:18,121
We're done.
265
00:18:25,753 --> 00:18:28,580
♪ That's where I'll be ♪
266
00:18:29,192 --> 00:18:31,416
♪ Where the girls are ♪
267
00:18:32,630 --> 00:18:35,064
♪ That's where I'll be ♪
268
00:18:37,156 --> 00:18:39,932
♪ Girl I'll even
tell your sister ♪
269
00:18:40,681 --> 00:18:43,249
♪ Girl, I love you like
no other ♪
270
00:18:43,627 --> 00:18:47,041
♪ I'll be your mistress,
be your mistress ♪
271
00:18:47,514 --> 00:18:50,041
♪ Girl, I'll even tell
your mother ♪
272
00:18:50,277 --> 00:18:54,003
♪ When I'm right,
I say I'm right ♪
273
00:18:54,088 --> 00:18:57,613
♪ If I'm wrong,
please tell me I'm wrong ♪
274
00:18:57,698 --> 00:19:00,527
♪ Come on home
with me tonight ♪
275
00:19:00,701 --> 00:19:04,270
♪ Let me love you
all night long ♪
276
00:19:04,357 --> 00:19:07,882
♪ Girl I'll even
tell your sister ♪
277
00:19:08,056 --> 00:19:11,146
♪ Girl I love you like
no other ♪
278
00:19:11,234 --> 00:19:14,501
♪ I'll be your mistress,
be your mistress ♪
279
00:19:14,585 --> 00:19:17,934
♪ Girl, I'll even
tell your mother ♪
280
00:19:20,108 --> 00:19:21,674
Your attention please.
281
00:19:27,162 --> 00:19:28,381
Whoa.
282
00:19:28,512 --> 00:19:31,437
- Ms. World. I like it.
- Super hot.
283
00:19:31,522 --> 00:19:33,122
Today was
supposed to be roll-out day,
284
00:19:33,207 --> 00:19:36,626
was it not? For the first
components of the SHARD project?
285
00:19:36,868 --> 00:19:40,023
Today you were supposed
to tweet, post, clap back,
286
00:19:40,108 --> 00:19:42,398
trend, and go high key
with our messaging.
287
00:19:42,702 --> 00:19:44,966
But instead of taking
the first glorious steps
288
00:19:45,051 --> 00:19:47,614
towards building a virtual
church of the mind...
289
00:19:47,699 --> 00:19:49,584
we have this.
290
00:19:53,232 --> 00:19:54,929
The fur-leather combo's
pretty dope.
291
00:19:55,060 --> 00:19:56,804
Predicting what the
chimp-people will care about
292
00:19:56,888 --> 00:19:57,976
is an inexact science.
293
00:19:58,106 --> 00:19:59,107
Like climate change.
294
00:19:59,238 --> 00:20:00,239
Talk about cancelled.
295
00:20:02,981 --> 00:20:04,939
Distract.
Misdirect.
296
00:20:05,070 --> 00:20:08,381
Make them give a fuck about
what we say is important.
297
00:20:08,465 --> 00:20:12,080
Your job is to provide
and control the narrative.
298
00:20:12,164 --> 00:20:13,992
This...
299
00:20:14,122 --> 00:20:16,516
is not control.
300
00:20:30,959 --> 00:20:32,449
Mike Ainsel!
301
00:21:11,762 --> 00:21:13,851
You've grown
some serious balls.
302
00:21:13,936 --> 00:21:15,371
I'm proud of you.
303
00:21:16,613 --> 00:21:18,581
I told you to stay
the fuck away from me.
304
00:21:18,665 --> 00:21:21,790
Everything that you've heard
and seen since we first met
305
00:21:21,875 --> 00:21:24,188
must have been running around
in there the past few months
306
00:21:24,273 --> 00:21:26,691
and you couldn't talk
about any of it
307
00:21:26,935 --> 00:21:28,153
to anyone, huh?
308
00:21:29,546 --> 00:21:31,152
We're gonna play
Twenty Questions,
309
00:21:31,237 --> 00:21:32,605
and they're all yours.
310
00:21:37,115 --> 00:21:38,290
Fire away.
311
00:21:41,517 --> 00:21:42,909
You really my dad?
312
00:21:42,994 --> 00:21:44,738
Oh, is that still
a point of speculation,
313
00:21:44,822 --> 00:21:46,869
considering our
shared traits?
314
00:21:46,954 --> 00:21:48,243
Huh? Charisma,
315
00:21:48,347 --> 00:21:50,218
strong jawline,
way with the ladies.
316
00:21:50,349 --> 00:21:53,486
I am done with the fuckery.
317
00:21:53,855 --> 00:21:55,317
Okay, so no more riddles,
318
00:21:55,402 --> 00:21:56,705
no more talking
in circles, okay?
319
00:21:56,790 --> 00:21:58,100
If you want forgiveness,
I want answers.
320
00:21:58,184 --> 00:21:59,675
You owe me that much.
321
00:22:04,359 --> 00:22:06,100
- So, Mom?
- Mom.
322
00:22:07,551 --> 00:22:09,368
Another one of your conquests?
323
00:22:09,499 --> 00:22:11,214
That why you abandoned us?
324
00:22:11,299 --> 00:22:13,113
That's two questions.
325
00:22:13,823 --> 00:22:15,509
First one, your mother.
326
00:22:15,853 --> 00:22:17,731
My relationship with her
was a mistake.
327
00:22:17,816 --> 00:22:19,681
She was too young
and I was...
328
00:22:19,980 --> 00:22:21,162
me.
329
00:22:21,363 --> 00:22:23,379
Oh, so she was
just a nut and run?
330
00:22:23,465 --> 00:22:25,253
I never met anyone
like your mother.
331
00:22:25,587 --> 00:22:27,067
There was a light about her.
332
00:22:27,152 --> 00:22:28,806
Yeah, yet you still left her.
333
00:22:28,953 --> 00:22:30,169
She left the country.
334
00:22:30,254 --> 00:22:31,259
Oh, really?
335
00:22:31,344 --> 00:22:32,665
'Cause it's not like
you went after her.
336
00:22:32,749 --> 00:22:34,488
I'm bound to these shores.
337
00:22:35,222 --> 00:22:38,228
If I were ever to leave,
I would cease to exist.
338
00:22:38,313 --> 00:22:41,130
It's one of the penalties you pay for
being a god who comes to America.
339
00:22:41,256 --> 00:22:43,317
Yeah, well she
came back to America.
340
00:22:43,574 --> 00:22:45,053
Along with your son.
341
00:22:45,138 --> 00:22:46,480
If you're telling the truth.
342
00:22:47,555 --> 00:22:49,296
Believe it or not,
343
00:22:49,747 --> 00:22:52,561
I'm just trying to save
the human race from itself.
344
00:22:53,630 --> 00:22:56,999
Wow, people are
gonna be so pissed
345
00:22:57,084 --> 00:23:01,412
when they find out the messiah that
everybody's been waiting for... is you.
346
00:23:03,466 --> 00:23:07,995
I do remember a time when man
lived in harmony with nature.
347
00:23:08,079 --> 00:23:10,081
But now he's made
technology his god.
348
00:23:10,168 --> 00:23:11,735
And what's it gotten him?
349
00:23:11,822 --> 00:23:13,867
Pesticides in his water,
in his food,
350
00:23:13,998 --> 00:23:17,065
weapons that can destroy
the earth a thousand times over.
351
00:23:17,150 --> 00:23:19,046
New Gods.
Heh.
352
00:23:19,415 --> 00:23:20,728
They're just parasites.
353
00:23:20,813 --> 00:23:23,321
The only reason they're here is
to make it easier for humanity
354
00:23:23,486 --> 00:23:26,492
to indulge in its most
self-destructive impulses.
355
00:23:26,806 --> 00:23:30,231
Until the world
ceases to exist.
356
00:23:31,009 --> 00:23:33,408
And, without followers,
so will you.
357
00:23:33,538 --> 00:23:36,971
Well, I don't see any conflict
in enlightened self-interest.
358
00:23:37,056 --> 00:23:40,907
So, you are on a mission
to save humanity,
359
00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:43,247
and you're just trying
to draft me into this war?
360
00:23:43,331 --> 00:23:45,978
Well, it's a volunteer army.
I can't do it all on my own.
361
00:23:47,967 --> 00:23:51,931
Who in the hell knows if you
actually believe anything you just said?
362
00:23:52,016 --> 00:23:55,409
And you're still running around
not knowing who you really are.
363
00:23:56,198 --> 00:23:57,798
Huh.
364
00:24:00,289 --> 00:24:02,963
- We're done.
- Well, you've got about 14 questions left.
365
00:24:03,048 --> 00:24:04,833
Yeah, I kinda got
all the answers I need.
366
00:24:05,064 --> 00:24:07,157
Oh, you can be your
own man all you want
367
00:24:07,326 --> 00:24:09,024
until destiny kicks in.
368
00:24:11,606 --> 00:24:14,154
Why don't you ask me
if I need you?
369
00:24:15,288 --> 00:24:16,507
Why?
370
00:24:16,847 --> 00:24:18,849
Because war is coming, Shadow.
371
00:24:19,689 --> 00:24:22,061
And if I don't have
the loyalty of my own son,
372
00:24:22,310 --> 00:24:25,372
how can I expect support
from anyone else?
373
00:24:26,442 --> 00:24:28,951
Yes, I need you, Shadow.
374
00:24:30,342 --> 00:24:31,641
And, besides,
375
00:24:31,844 --> 00:24:33,873
we're the only family
we have.
376
00:24:44,198 --> 00:24:46,397
Wo-o-ow!
377
00:24:50,232 --> 00:24:53,030
Spectacular new look.
378
00:24:53,115 --> 00:24:54,577
And, and I get it.
379
00:24:55,029 --> 00:24:57,057
White guys are not
on trend.
380
00:24:57,365 --> 00:24:59,389
Evolve or perish,
am I right?
381
00:24:59,577 --> 00:25:00,840
Sit.
382
00:25:01,111 --> 00:25:02,417
Great idea.
383
00:25:03,772 --> 00:25:05,196
Understand:
384
00:25:05,451 --> 00:25:07,732
The more attention
Wednesday gets,
385
00:25:07,881 --> 00:25:09,635
the more powerful
he becomes.
386
00:25:09,766 --> 00:25:11,289
So he has some traction.
387
00:25:11,419 --> 00:25:13,826
We put up a cat video,
the old fossil's history.
388
00:25:14,006 --> 00:25:15,998
Yeah, why are we
worrying about this?
389
00:25:16,178 --> 00:25:18,775
All it takes is for
that old fossil
390
00:25:18,905 --> 00:25:21,326
to throw a lightning bolt
into the power grid
391
00:25:21,787 --> 00:25:23,647
and you're all offline.
392
00:25:23,873 --> 00:25:25,458
Grandpa Viking?
393
00:25:25,543 --> 00:25:27,627
You're totally
overreacting.
394
00:26:25,319 --> 00:26:28,709
You were all created by me
for a specific purpose.
395
00:26:29,241 --> 00:26:33,983
Fail at that purpose
and this is what happens.
396
00:26:35,544 --> 00:26:37,067
Are we clear?
397
00:26:43,639 --> 00:26:45,473
Boss, you're killing it,
398
00:26:45,899 --> 00:26:47,379
but, uh,
399
00:26:47,868 --> 00:26:50,044
can we have the room?
400
00:26:59,484 --> 00:27:02,506
I have been feeling a
certain degree of hostility
401
00:27:02,685 --> 00:27:04,296
towards me lately.
402
00:27:05,124 --> 00:27:06,821
You and I are chill, right?
403
00:27:07,178 --> 00:27:08,580
Let's review:
404
00:27:08,711 --> 00:27:10,541
You turned an
intelligence-gathering operation
405
00:27:10,625 --> 00:27:12,671
into an act of war
with Shadow Moon.
406
00:27:12,802 --> 00:27:14,467
Okay, we've been
through this...
407
00:27:14,552 --> 00:27:17,037
You still haven't
delivered Bilquis to our side.
408
00:27:17,262 --> 00:27:19,964
You even managed to fuck up
your own system upgrade.
409
00:27:20,367 --> 00:27:21,803
Shall I continue?
410
00:27:23,178 --> 00:27:24,693
Fine.
411
00:27:25,143 --> 00:27:28,576
Clearly, I have not been
meeting your level of expectation.
412
00:27:29,028 --> 00:27:30,631
Mea culpa.
413
00:27:30,723 --> 00:27:32,855
King Kamehameha culpa.
414
00:27:33,745 --> 00:27:35,318
You're procrastinating
with Bilquis.
415
00:27:35,436 --> 00:27:36,741
Why?
416
00:27:36,957 --> 00:27:38,811
I am being strategic.
417
00:27:39,199 --> 00:27:41,517
I am letting her live
into the reality
418
00:27:41,602 --> 00:27:43,701
that she owes me
big time.
419
00:27:43,834 --> 00:27:47,342
I'm feeling very optimistic
about the outcome.
420
00:27:47,427 --> 00:27:50,131
I don't give a fuck about
what you feel.
421
00:27:50,288 --> 00:27:51,811
Just get it done.
422
00:27:52,390 --> 00:27:55,210
And... what is taking so long
with the financing
423
00:27:55,295 --> 00:27:56,468
for the SHARD project?
424
00:27:56,553 --> 00:27:58,318
You and I both know
425
00:27:58,466 --> 00:28:00,365
that a digital pipeline
426
00:28:00,450 --> 00:28:04,951
direct into every cerebral cortex
on the planet is a no-brainer.
427
00:28:05,401 --> 00:28:08,287
But, as strange
as it may sound,
428
00:28:08,444 --> 00:28:12,255
bankers have some hesitation
pumping 20 billion
429
00:28:12,339 --> 00:28:15,650
into a yet-to-be-developed
vanguard technology
430
00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:18,435
that will forever change human
consciousness as we know it.
431
00:28:18,519 --> 00:28:20,957
Your job is to convince
these people.
432
00:28:21,358 --> 00:28:22,882
Not make excuses for them.
433
00:28:22,967 --> 00:28:24,750
With respect,
434
00:28:25,460 --> 00:28:30,376
asking the primates for money
to build it feels...
435
00:28:31,516 --> 00:28:33,709
super weak,
436
00:28:34,232 --> 00:28:38,490
when we can just hack into the
World Bank and fucking loot the place.
437
00:28:40,528 --> 00:28:43,295
SHARD requires human
participation.
438
00:28:44,014 --> 00:28:46,172
The humans need to believe that
they're the ones building
439
00:28:46,256 --> 00:28:48,027
a virtual church of the mind.
440
00:28:48,158 --> 00:28:49,726
Once it is operational,
441
00:28:49,849 --> 00:28:51,562
we will control it
442
00:28:51,647 --> 00:28:55,459
and the Old Gods will
finally be obsolete.
443
00:28:55,850 --> 00:28:57,080
Hm.
444
00:28:57,167 --> 00:29:00,615
Um, more than
they already are?
445
00:29:00,717 --> 00:29:02,725
Don't underestimate
Wednesday.
446
00:29:03,084 --> 00:29:04,609
He can still hurt us.
447
00:29:04,853 --> 00:29:07,490
Which is why I'm taking him
off the board.
448
00:29:19,387 --> 00:29:20,834
Let's go, guys!
449
00:29:50,133 --> 00:29:51,264
What happened to Betty?
450
00:29:54,277 --> 00:29:55,669
This is Betty.
451
00:30:02,362 --> 00:30:04,060
What's with the new outfit?
452
00:30:04,190 --> 00:30:07,327
I've been exploring
America's forgotten coast.
453
00:30:07,438 --> 00:30:09,329
You have no idea how many
nude beaches there are
454
00:30:09,413 --> 00:30:11,589
down in
the Redneck Riviera.
455
00:30:11,821 --> 00:30:13,458
They're thumping a helluva
lot more than bibles,
456
00:30:13,542 --> 00:30:14,894
I can tell you that.
457
00:30:20,424 --> 00:30:21,860
So, where are we headed?
458
00:30:21,991 --> 00:30:23,587
We're off to see
Whiskey Jack,
459
00:30:23,672 --> 00:30:25,523
a powerful
Native American deity.
460
00:30:25,608 --> 00:30:28,129
We fell out a couple
of hundred years ago,
461
00:30:28,214 --> 00:30:32,430
so I wanna see if
the animosity endures.
462
00:30:34,694 --> 00:30:36,875
Is there anyone you haven't
managed to piss off yet?
463
00:30:39,791 --> 00:30:41,399
I'm thinking.
464
00:30:45,490 --> 00:30:46,914
So, these New Gods,
465
00:30:47,211 --> 00:30:49,329
are they really
even gods?
466
00:30:49,719 --> 00:30:51,629
If they are,
so is indoor plumbing.
467
00:30:51,969 --> 00:30:54,852
But they're dangerous and
they wield a lot of power.
468
00:31:01,645 --> 00:31:04,883
So I reckon you got
a couple of questions left.
469
00:31:07,677 --> 00:31:08,952
Who am I?
470
00:31:09,954 --> 00:31:11,229
Really?
471
00:31:13,587 --> 00:31:15,435
You are the son
of the All-Father,
472
00:31:15,520 --> 00:31:18,004
so walk this path with me
and greatness shall be yours.
473
00:31:18,329 --> 00:31:20,639
All right. So does that
make me a god, too?
474
00:31:28,137 --> 00:31:29,225
What the...
475
00:31:29,435 --> 00:31:30,710
fuck.
476
00:31:33,752 --> 00:31:36,211
Well, lookee who's here.
477
00:31:46,336 --> 00:31:47,471
Wait, wait.
No, no, no, no, no.
478
00:31:47,555 --> 00:31:48,961
No, come on.
Wait, no.
479
00:31:49,165 --> 00:31:51,064
God. I should've
stayed at home.
480
00:31:51,149 --> 00:31:52,126
Take the wheel.
481
00:31:52,211 --> 00:31:53,473
What...
482
00:31:53,611 --> 00:31:55,805
what are you doing?!
483
00:31:55,890 --> 00:31:59,391
Head straight for 'em.
Keep it under 30.
484
00:32:00,872 --> 00:32:03,243
You're fucking serious
right now.
485
00:32:07,774 --> 00:32:09,593
On my signal.
486
00:32:15,479 --> 00:32:18,524
Okay, well then, whatever
you're doing, you need to do quick.
487
00:32:22,795 --> 00:32:24,101
What're-what're you doing?
488
00:32:24,241 --> 00:32:25,462
I can't see.
489
00:32:25,547 --> 00:32:26,708
I can't, I can't,
I can't see.
490
00:32:26,811 --> 00:32:28,360
Hard right now.
491
00:32:29,606 --> 00:32:31,630
Right, right where?
This thing'll roll!
492
00:32:31,730 --> 00:32:34,250
Gotta trust yourself
on this one, Shadow.
493
00:33:23,314 --> 00:33:24,992
Nicely done.
494
00:33:55,823 --> 00:33:57,360
Pathetic.
495
00:33:59,853 --> 00:34:01,128
Huh.
496
00:34:08,482 --> 00:34:09,744
Oh!
497
00:34:10,424 --> 00:34:11,789
Wow.
498
00:34:12,180 --> 00:34:15,836
Legs from here to there.
All curves and what not.
499
00:34:16,250 --> 00:34:18,314
- My, my.
- I don't have time for you.
500
00:34:18,452 --> 00:34:20,289
I'm expecting a guest.
501
00:34:21,549 --> 00:34:25,242
Your john is going
to be late.
502
00:34:28,357 --> 00:34:30,657
I gave him 50 bucks
for him to...
503
00:34:30,891 --> 00:34:34,344
choke the bishop for half an
hour, so we can conversate.
504
00:34:37,085 --> 00:34:38,430
Wow!
505
00:34:40,021 --> 00:34:41,675
I am not a prostitute.
506
00:34:41,899 --> 00:34:45,120
Oh, baby love,
we're all prostitutes.
507
00:34:45,226 --> 00:34:47,185
The men who seek me
508
00:34:47,768 --> 00:34:49,291
are not johns.
509
00:34:51,178 --> 00:34:52,750
They are worshippers.
510
00:34:56,221 --> 00:34:58,049
A distinction without
a difference.
511
00:34:59,898 --> 00:35:01,160
Hmm!
512
00:35:04,992 --> 00:35:07,572
I am here on a matter
of some urgency,
513
00:35:07,657 --> 00:35:11,024
which involves... vous.
514
00:35:15,149 --> 00:35:18,628
Looks like the app I gifted
you has been paying off.
515
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:20,654
Big time.
516
00:35:21,060 --> 00:35:24,192
Seems like only yesterday
you were sleeping in doorways.
517
00:35:24,891 --> 00:35:28,681
I know you'll get to the
urgency part sooner or later.
518
00:35:28,906 --> 00:35:29,994
Uh-huh.
519
00:35:31,106 --> 00:35:32,804
I'm here to collect.
520
00:35:33,372 --> 00:35:36,012
I enabled you with the means
to not just survive
521
00:35:36,520 --> 00:35:38,970
but to live...
522
00:35:39,867 --> 00:35:41,395
large.
523
00:35:44,473 --> 00:35:47,707
Only seems fair that
you return the favor.
524
00:35:50,987 --> 00:35:53,628
I want you to join our
coalition against Wednesday
525
00:35:53,713 --> 00:35:56,434
- and his irrelevant, medieval friends.
- No.
526
00:36:00,764 --> 00:36:03,349
When you were
on the skids...
527
00:36:05,621 --> 00:36:07,014
did the All-Father
528
00:36:07,582 --> 00:36:12,977
so much as offer
to lend you a caribou pelt
529
00:36:13,777 --> 00:36:15,512
to keep you warm
at night?
530
00:36:16,058 --> 00:36:17,567
And you?
531
00:36:18,950 --> 00:36:22,262
You only helped me with
expectation of gain.
532
00:36:23,177 --> 00:36:26,380
I have no love
for Wednesday or his ilk,
533
00:36:26,465 --> 00:36:28,654
but I intend
to stay neutral.
534
00:36:28,739 --> 00:36:31,406
I have seen war.
It doesn't solve anything.
535
00:36:31,490 --> 00:36:34,332
War only brings
misery and death.
536
00:36:36,719 --> 00:36:38,112
Well,
537
00:36:38,751 --> 00:36:41,685
I promise that our war is going
to help a lot of people,
538
00:36:41,770 --> 00:36:43,076
or a few people a lot.
539
00:36:43,161 --> 00:36:45,997
Either way, you get
to be one of them.
540
00:36:46,113 --> 00:36:48,903
What do you know
about war?
541
00:36:50,161 --> 00:36:52,381
Have you ever endured
its agony?
542
00:36:52,468 --> 00:36:53,602
Felt it cut through you,
543
00:36:53,686 --> 00:36:56,137
turning you into a thing
to be covered with dust?
544
00:36:57,437 --> 00:36:58,887
No!
545
00:37:46,112 --> 00:37:49,721
What in the fuck
did you do to me?
546
00:38:15,701 --> 00:38:18,966
That's what
happens when you don't call first.
547
00:38:24,842 --> 00:38:26,307
Stay close.
548
00:38:26,876 --> 00:38:28,565
You can get lost in here.
549
00:38:59,290 --> 00:39:01,003
Oh, come on.
550
00:39:01,267 --> 00:39:02,542
Wednesday!
551
00:39:03,301 --> 00:39:04,576
Wednesday!
552
00:39:16,761 --> 00:39:18,229
Wednesday!
553
00:39:29,363 --> 00:39:31,748
I've been awaiting
your arrival, Shadow.
554
00:39:37,223 --> 00:39:38,354
Where's Wednesday?
555
00:39:38,532 --> 00:39:40,360
Ah, he's on the wrong path.
556
00:39:41,068 --> 00:39:44,074
You know, for all his bullshit,
he's correct about one thing:
557
00:39:44,487 --> 00:39:46,250
The twilight of the Gods
558
00:39:46,380 --> 00:39:48,839
and the end of humanity
are at hand.
559
00:39:49,417 --> 00:39:51,255
And you have
a destiny to fulfill,
560
00:39:51,340 --> 00:39:52,831
so don't screw it up.
561
00:39:54,391 --> 00:39:56,167
Or everything will
come to an end.
562
00:39:59,482 --> 00:40:00,956
What destiny?
563
00:40:01,066 --> 00:40:02,502
How the fuck should I know?
564
00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:04,250
It's beyond my sight.
565
00:40:04,442 --> 00:40:07,331
But there are those
who can guide you.
566
00:40:19,050 --> 00:40:20,197
Who are they?
567
00:40:20,303 --> 00:40:23,628
When your head and your heart
are brought into alignment,
568
00:40:24,308 --> 00:40:25,885
the answers will come.
569
00:40:29,073 --> 00:40:30,667
Follow the Enaemaehkiw.
570
00:40:33,340 --> 00:40:36,253
Woutan, you're not
welcome here.
571
00:40:36,473 --> 00:40:38,018
Wisakedjak.
572
00:40:41,121 --> 00:40:42,792
There you are.
573
00:40:44,411 --> 00:40:48,370
Know that I come not to pour
salt on old wounds, but...
574
00:40:48,921 --> 00:40:50,357
we live in perilous times.
575
00:40:50,488 --> 00:40:52,624
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I know all about your war.
576
00:40:52,708 --> 00:40:57,292
Then you also know that the
so-called New Gods will not stop
577
00:40:57,582 --> 00:41:01,385
until the memory of all the
old ways has been swept away.
578
00:41:02,065 --> 00:41:05,096
Oh, you know all about
erasing history, don't you?
579
00:41:05,340 --> 00:41:07,426
It was your followers who
slaughtered my people,
580
00:41:07,543 --> 00:41:08,965
and stole our land.
581
00:41:09,160 --> 00:41:10,379
And you?
582
00:41:10,464 --> 00:41:13,209
You did nothing but grow
fat on their worship.
583
00:41:13,293 --> 00:41:16,050
I come in the spirit of forgiveness
to heal the rift between us.
584
00:41:16,425 --> 00:41:18,776
You only come when
it serves your purpose.
585
00:41:19,016 --> 00:41:21,331
So it's always been with your kind.
586
00:41:21,563 --> 00:41:23,776
So go piss up a rope.
I ain't gonna help you.
587
00:41:23,883 --> 00:41:25,668
Then you will die
a coward's death.
588
00:41:26,959 --> 00:41:28,862
Watch your tongue, Woutan.
589
00:41:32,399 --> 00:41:34,995
Hey, I think it's time to go.
590
00:41:37,230 --> 00:41:38,839
We'll see ourselves out.
591
00:41:41,887 --> 00:41:43,106
Ah,
592
00:41:43,370 --> 00:41:45,620
terra firma, North Dakota.
593
00:41:46,433 --> 00:41:49,393
The Spirit Lake Nation of
the Lakota Sioux to be exact.
594
00:41:52,082 --> 00:41:53,214
So,
595
00:41:53,299 --> 00:41:56,082
what were you and that
old buzzard talking about
596
00:41:56,167 --> 00:41:57,468
before I arrived, huh?
597
00:41:57,737 --> 00:41:59,776
- Absolutely nothing.
- Oh.
598
00:41:59,861 --> 00:42:01,340
- Nothing, huh?
- Nope.
599
00:42:03,430 --> 00:42:04,705
Nothing.
600
00:42:07,357 --> 00:42:08,733
This you?
601
00:42:09,450 --> 00:42:11,417
Right on time.
602
00:42:17,444 --> 00:42:19,464
Actually,
I'm two hours late.
603
00:42:19,685 --> 00:42:22,307
Oh, the universe
is always on schedule.
604
00:42:22,406 --> 00:42:25,804
Besides, punctuality:
Virtue of the bored.
605
00:42:26,050 --> 00:42:27,285
Who's this?
606
00:42:27,370 --> 00:42:28,463
Evelyn Waugh.
607
00:42:28,626 --> 00:42:29,765
Who?
608
00:42:29,850 --> 00:42:31,702
The quote, Evelyn Waugh.
609
00:42:31,787 --> 00:42:32,938
This radiant being
610
00:42:33,069 --> 00:42:35,202
is my fiancée, Cordelia.
611
00:42:35,287 --> 00:42:37,471
Meet my son, Shadow Moon.
612
00:42:37,675 --> 00:42:39,721
- Fiancée.
- 'Sup?
613
00:42:42,208 --> 00:42:44,581
It took me five days
to drive up here.
614
00:42:44,674 --> 00:42:46,807
I spent Christmas in
a truck stop on account of you.
615
00:42:46,892 --> 00:42:49,151
Ah, it's a made-up
holiday anyway.
616
00:42:51,361 --> 00:42:53,058
- There's a blizzard comin'.
- Mm.
617
00:42:53,784 --> 00:42:55,333
We want to
make it to Utah anytime soon,
618
00:42:55,417 --> 00:42:56,433
we better get goin'.
619
00:42:56,518 --> 00:42:57,528
Utah?
620
00:42:57,659 --> 00:42:58,921
We're on our way to see
621
00:42:59,051 --> 00:43:01,503
another old friend of mine:
Tklehoai.
622
00:43:01,628 --> 00:43:04,751
The one the Navajo call
the Night Carrier.
623
00:43:07,016 --> 00:43:09,220
Hello? What?
You don't wanna do that?
624
00:43:09,305 --> 00:43:12,198
You want us to leave you
here all on your own?
625
00:43:14,153 --> 00:43:17,175
Well, I can't go back
to Milwaukee now. Um...
626
00:43:17,363 --> 00:43:20,147
I guess I'm just gonna
find a place to lay low.
627
00:43:20,464 --> 00:43:21,781
Figure out my next move.
628
00:43:21,866 --> 00:43:23,690
Well, what about Lakeside?
629
00:43:26,557 --> 00:43:28,425
What is it with you
and Lakeside?
630
00:43:28,557 --> 00:43:30,303
For one thing, nobody's
looking for you there.
631
00:43:30,387 --> 00:43:32,341
You got an apartment
waiting for you there,
632
00:43:32,426 --> 00:43:35,432
six months' rent
paid upfront.
633
00:43:36,286 --> 00:43:38,628
The things we do
for ungrateful children.
634
00:43:38,847 --> 00:43:40,151
I'm good.
635
00:43:41,349 --> 00:43:43,417
Do better when I make
my own decisions.
636
00:43:44,494 --> 00:43:46,104
Suit yourself.
637
00:43:47,128 --> 00:43:51,659
Man's free will is
his most prized asset.
638
00:43:52,975 --> 00:43:55,589
Come on, we'll drop you
at the nearest bus station.
639
00:44:05,248 --> 00:44:06,725
Keys to the apartment
in Lakeside,
640
00:44:06,810 --> 00:44:08,162
just in case you
change your mind.
641
00:44:08,254 --> 00:44:11,302
The lease is in the name
of Emerson Borson.
642
00:44:11,820 --> 00:44:13,095
I'm good, thanks.
643
00:44:18,565 --> 00:44:19,828
Still Betty, huh?
644
00:44:19,958 --> 00:44:22,073
Same soul, different chassis.
645
00:44:35,539 --> 00:44:38,629
♪ Oh, a storm is threatening ♪
646
00:44:39,457 --> 00:44:42,765
♪ My very life today ♪
647
00:44:43,199 --> 00:44:46,419
♪ If I don't get some shelter ♪
648
00:44:50,096 --> 00:44:51,237
Hey, Mike.
649
00:44:51,342 --> 00:44:52,617
Mike!
650
00:44:54,863 --> 00:44:58,391
My intended here does not
want you to catch a chill.
651
00:44:58,724 --> 00:45:00,197
Be in touch.
652
00:45:04,960 --> 00:45:08,409
♪ Jingle bells,
jingle bells ♪
653
00:45:08,790 --> 00:45:10,139
You're in luck.
654
00:45:10,401 --> 00:45:12,753
I was just about to close up
shop for the day.
655
00:45:13,018 --> 00:45:14,188
Blizzard's on the way.
656
00:45:14,273 --> 00:45:16,112
Storm of the century,
they're saying.
657
00:45:16,432 --> 00:45:17,597
Where you headed?
658
00:45:17,698 --> 00:45:19,543
Chicago, please.
Uh, one way.
659
00:45:19,628 --> 00:45:21,096
Okay.
660
00:45:23,500 --> 00:45:24,718
Sorry.
661
00:45:25,328 --> 00:45:26,677
That bus has been
cancelled.
662
00:45:28,505 --> 00:45:31,335
Oh, uh, okay.
Uh...
663
00:45:31,595 --> 00:45:34,085
- How about Kansas City?
- 'Kay.
664
00:45:38,271 --> 00:45:40,593
Also cancelled.
665
00:45:41,574 --> 00:45:43,045
Springfield?
666
00:45:43,130 --> 00:45:44,680
And Springfield...
667
00:45:44,765 --> 00:45:47,655
has been cancelled too.
668
00:45:48,517 --> 00:45:49,792
Columbus?
669
00:45:50,487 --> 00:45:51,923
Nope.
670
00:45:53,010 --> 00:45:56,359
Pretty much everything's shut
down on account of the storm.
671
00:45:58,219 --> 00:45:59,655
Uh, wait.
672
00:46:00,187 --> 00:46:02,835
I do have one.
673
00:46:03,347 --> 00:46:07,310
Leaving for Lakeside,
Wisconsin.
674
00:46:07,674 --> 00:46:09,241
Should be here in
about 15 minutes.
675
00:46:12,201 --> 00:46:13,969
Yeah.
That's, that's fine.
676
00:46:14,090 --> 00:46:15,516
I'll take it.
677
00:46:18,506 --> 00:46:20,953
Do you know anything
about Lakeside?
678
00:46:21,274 --> 00:46:24,281
I'm guessing it probably
has a lake?
679
00:46:43,014 --> 00:46:45,103
♪ Well, I'm so tired
of crying ♪
680
00:46:45,190 --> 00:46:47,366
♪ But I'm out
on the road again ♪
681
00:46:47,453 --> 00:46:49,586
♪ I'm on the road again ♪
682
00:46:50,369 --> 00:46:52,502
♪ Well, I'm so tired
of crying ♪
683
00:46:52,676 --> 00:46:54,634
♪ But I'm out
on the road again ♪
684
00:46:54,808 --> 00:46:56,680
♪ I'm on the road again ♪
685
00:46:57,768 --> 00:46:59,901
♪ I ain't got no woman ♪
686
00:47:00,075 --> 00:47:02,338
♪ Just to call
my special friend ♪
687
00:47:05,167 --> 00:47:07,259
♪ You know the first time
I travelled ♪
688
00:47:07,343 --> 00:47:09,736
♪ Out in the rain and snow ♪
689
00:47:09,911 --> 00:47:11,825
♪ In the rain and snow ♪
690
00:47:12,522 --> 00:47:14,570
♪ You know the first time
I travelled ♪
691
00:47:14,654 --> 00:47:16,743
♪ Out in the rain and snow ♪
692
00:47:17,048 --> 00:47:19,181
♪ In the rain and snow ♪
693
00:47:19,833 --> 00:47:22,140
♪ I didn't have no payroll ♪
694
00:47:22,282 --> 00:47:24,458
♪ Not even no place to go ♪
695
00:47:29,842 --> 00:47:30,842
You say it.
696
00:47:31,467 --> 00:47:33,021
He's right there.
Come on!
697
00:47:33,151 --> 00:47:34,894
- I dare you. I dare you.
- I dare you.
698
00:47:34,979 --> 00:47:36,673
Okay. I'm gonna...
Alison!
699
00:47:36,758 --> 00:47:37,756
- Hey, mister!
- No.
700
00:47:37,841 --> 00:47:39,048
- No, no.
- I'm sorry.
701
00:47:39,133 --> 00:47:40,806
My, my friend here,
Alison...
702
00:47:40,891 --> 00:47:42,725
- Is just leaving.
- thinks you're so cute.
703
00:47:42,839 --> 00:47:44,904
She thinks
you're so hot!
704
00:47:45,285 --> 00:47:46,842
She's just too shy
to say it!
705
00:47:46,927 --> 00:47:48,672
But we're gonna go because
my parents are here...
706
00:47:48,756 --> 00:47:50,225
I like your hat!
707
00:47:50,332 --> 00:47:51,735
- and you're embarrassing.
- What?!
708
00:47:51,820 --> 00:47:53,328
You need to stop it.
709
00:47:56,261 --> 00:47:57,610
You did on the bus!
710
00:47:57,741 --> 00:47:59,264
I, I didn't, no.
711
00:47:59,351 --> 00:48:00,962
- It's your mom and dad.
- Hey, guys!
712
00:48:02,236 --> 00:48:03,511
Hi.
713
00:48:28,840 --> 00:48:30,164
Hello?
714
00:48:30,249 --> 00:48:31,512
Oh!
715
00:48:31,597 --> 00:48:32,645
Oh my gosh.
716
00:48:32,776 --> 00:48:34,552
What are you doing out
in this kind of weather
717
00:48:34,636 --> 00:48:36,425
without a proper coat on?
718
00:48:36,577 --> 00:48:39,132
I think it's two below zero
out there.
719
00:48:39,217 --> 00:48:40,816
I just got into town.
I didn't...
720
00:48:40,965 --> 00:48:42,919
I didn't think it was
gonna be this cold.
721
00:48:43,004 --> 00:48:46,271
Up here in the Great North
Woods, we call this late summer.
722
00:48:46,441 --> 00:48:48,816
January is what we call cold.
723
00:48:49,271 --> 00:48:51,051
I'm gonna get you a cup of coffee.
724
00:48:51,136 --> 00:48:52,246
Would that be all right?
725
00:48:52,331 --> 00:48:54,481
You think that'll warm
you up a little bit?
726
00:48:54,566 --> 00:48:57,108
Yeah, that, that, that'd be
real nice. Thank you.
727
00:48:58,323 --> 00:49:00,386
You wouldn't happen to know
if Gorman Street's
728
00:49:00,480 --> 00:49:01,990
within walking distance
of here, would you?
729
00:49:02,074 --> 00:49:04,864
Oh, it is, but I'm afraid
that you'd be frozen to death
730
00:49:04,949 --> 00:49:06,902
by the time you got
halfway there.
731
00:49:06,987 --> 00:49:08,129
- Okay.
- Oh.
732
00:49:08,221 --> 00:49:09,981
Is there, I dunno,
733
00:49:10,066 --> 00:49:11,450
a cab company
I can call?
734
00:49:11,535 --> 00:49:14,027
Yes.
Yes, there is.
735
00:49:18,864 --> 00:49:23,214
Chad, I have a gentleman here
that needs a ride up to Gorman Street.
736
00:49:23,914 --> 00:49:25,872
Oh, you're a doll.
Okay.
737
00:49:26,003 --> 00:49:27,633
Okay, great.
I'll see you in a minute.
738
00:49:27,718 --> 00:49:28,980
Bye-bye.
739
00:49:29,382 --> 00:49:32,707
Our cab driver is out
of town for the holidays.
740
00:49:32,792 --> 00:49:35,082
Abner heads down
to the Sea of Cortez
741
00:49:35,167 --> 00:49:37,886
to do some marlin
fishing every year.
742
00:49:38,042 --> 00:49:41,081
So I have a friend who's
gonna give you a lift.
743
00:49:41,192 --> 00:49:43,520
- Ann-Marie Hinzelmann.
- Mike Ainsel.
744
00:49:43,605 --> 00:49:44,804
Mike Ainsel.
745
00:49:44,891 --> 00:49:46,702
Mike. That's a really
nice name.
746
00:49:46,787 --> 00:49:48,398
- Thank you.
- Yes.
747
00:49:48,919 --> 00:49:51,973
Oh, well, it's nice to have
some company in here.
748
00:49:52,058 --> 00:49:53,552
The store can get
really quiet.
749
00:49:53,698 --> 00:49:55,855
That's quite the collection
you got here.
750
00:49:56,035 --> 00:49:59,167
I know it. I am,
I'm pretty proud of it.
751
00:50:00,820 --> 00:50:03,174
Is there much demand
for videos these days?
752
00:50:03,258 --> 00:50:06,417
Well, there is when you live
in a town with spotty Internet.
753
00:50:06,502 --> 00:50:08,464
And don't get me started
on the cell service.
754
00:50:08,549 --> 00:50:11,730
Not that I'm complaining;
The extra income helps keep -
755
00:50:11,830 --> 00:50:15,011
I don't know - body and soul
together or something like that.
756
00:50:18,891 --> 00:50:20,066
Oh!
757
00:50:20,151 --> 00:50:21,674
You the fellow that
needs a ride?
758
00:50:21,841 --> 00:50:25,413
Chad Mulligan, please
say hello to Mike Ainsel.
759
00:50:25,584 --> 00:50:27,543
Chad's the law
in these parts.
760
00:50:28,152 --> 00:50:31,097
And temporary taxi driver
every year 'round this time.
761
00:50:32,113 --> 00:50:34,252
Well, um, I'm parked
out front.
762
00:50:34,472 --> 00:50:36,409
Okay, well,
give me your coffee cup.
763
00:50:36,639 --> 00:50:38,190
- Thank you.
- All right.
764
00:50:38,989 --> 00:50:40,338
- After you.
- And take care.
765
00:50:40,469 --> 00:50:43,612
And get yourself a proper
coat, for heaven's sake.
766
00:50:44,587 --> 00:50:45,941
What most folks don't know
767
00:50:46,026 --> 00:50:47,085
is that the first
settlers here,
768
00:50:47,169 --> 00:50:48,472
Lloyd and Martha Pruitt,
769
00:50:48,557 --> 00:50:49,906
were British loyalists,
770
00:50:50,388 --> 00:50:52,178
a little detail they had
to keep under wraps
771
00:50:52,357 --> 00:50:54,080
in order to be
awarded a homestead.
772
00:50:57,855 --> 00:50:59,553
In the light of day,
773
00:50:59,885 --> 00:51:01,586
it's one of the prettiest
views around,
774
00:51:01,671 --> 00:51:03,487
if I do say so myself.
775
00:51:06,538 --> 00:51:10,393
So, how long you planning
on being in town?
776
00:51:12,718 --> 00:51:15,330
I don't know.
A few days maybe.
777
00:51:16,252 --> 00:51:19,464
Well, we don't get too many
visitors this time of year.
778
00:51:19,549 --> 00:51:21,292
Too damn cold.
779
00:51:22,502 --> 00:51:25,081
Not really the type of town
you can just pick up and move to
780
00:51:25,166 --> 00:51:27,171
on the account of not being
any housing available.
781
00:51:27,502 --> 00:51:31,344
You can't even build an outhouse
with all the zoning restrictions.
782
00:51:32,323 --> 00:51:34,057
I guess I lucked out.
783
00:51:34,142 --> 00:51:35,191
Oh, yeah?
784
00:51:35,276 --> 00:51:37,003
Yeah. Uncle...
785
00:51:37,088 --> 00:51:39,698
rented a spot out here
a few months back.
786
00:51:39,783 --> 00:51:41,088
Thought I'd check it out.
787
00:51:43,748 --> 00:51:47,122
Oh, your neighbor up here
where you're staying is, uh,
788
00:51:47,380 --> 00:51:50,911
is an old friend of mine,
Marguerite Olsen.
789
00:51:51,017 --> 00:51:53,318
You're gonna want to mind
your P's and Q's, though.
790
00:51:53,403 --> 00:51:54,847
She runs the local paper.
791
00:51:54,932 --> 00:51:57,794
So you never know what you say
that'll end up in print.
792
00:51:58,764 --> 00:52:01,027
Okay. Well, I appreciate
the heads-up.
793
00:52:04,580 --> 00:52:07,169
All right. Here we are.
794
00:52:07,906 --> 00:52:10,303
That's great.
Well, thanks for the ride.
795
00:52:10,660 --> 00:52:12,239
Appreciate it.
796
00:52:18,131 --> 00:52:22,574
If you need anything,
just give me a call.
797
00:52:22,778 --> 00:52:24,094
Will do.
798
00:52:24,225 --> 00:52:26,665
Oh, and make sure to give
Mabel's Diner a try.
799
00:52:26,881 --> 00:52:28,606
Best pasties on the planet.
800
00:52:29,346 --> 00:52:30,695
Top of my list.
801
00:53:12,606 --> 00:53:14,341
No!
802
00:54:36,357 --> 00:54:39,185
♪ War, children ♪
803
00:54:40,143 --> 00:54:43,845
♪ It's just a shot away
It's just a shot away ♪
804
00:54:43,929 --> 00:54:45,931
♪ It's just a shot away ♪
805
00:54:46,105 --> 00:54:47,846
♪ It's just a shot away ♪
806
00:54:47,933 --> 00:54:50,200
♪ It's just a shot away ♪
807
00:54:51,502 --> 00:54:55,550
♪ I tell you love, sister ♪
808
00:54:55,724 --> 00:54:57,900
♪ It's just a kiss away ♪
809
00:54:58,074 --> 00:55:00,426
♪ It's just a kiss away ♪
810
00:55:00,511 --> 00:55:02,349
♪ It's just a kiss away ♪
811
00:55:02,470 --> 00:55:04,341
♪ It's just a kiss away ♪
812
00:55:04,428 --> 00:55:06,082
♪ It's just a kiss away ♪
813
00:55:06,167 --> 00:55:09,044
♪ Kiss away, kiss away ♪
814
00:55:22,270 --> 00:55:25,489
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