1 00:00:14,806 --> 00:00:17,183 Feels like we're back at the principal's office. 2 00:00:17,267 --> 00:00:18,852 But, on the plus side, 3 00:00:18,935 --> 00:00:20,770 instead of detention, we could get spanked. 4 00:00:20,854 --> 00:00:23,356 No jokes right now, please. 5 00:00:23,440 --> 00:00:24,440 Right. 6 00:00:27,027 --> 00:00:30,280 Do you guys want water, or tea, or…? 7 00:00:30,363 --> 00:00:33,074 - No, we're okay. Thank you. - What kind of tea do you… have? 8 00:00:33,158 --> 00:00:34,784 May, she still talks about you. 9 00:00:37,370 --> 00:00:38,413 Fondly? 10 00:00:39,039 --> 00:00:40,123 Sort of. 11 00:00:40,206 --> 00:00:42,542 Well… not really. 12 00:00:43,168 --> 00:00:45,086 No, actually. 13 00:00:45,712 --> 00:00:46,880 Yeah, that tracks. 14 00:00:47,756 --> 00:00:48,757 Good luck. 15 00:01:15,492 --> 00:01:16,743 Mistress May. 16 00:01:17,994 --> 00:01:18,994 Welcome back. 17 00:01:22,624 --> 00:01:24,250 So, let me get this straight. 18 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:27,045 You've been banned from every dungeon in New York, 19 00:01:27,087 --> 00:01:28,755 dragged all over social media 20 00:01:28,838 --> 00:01:30,757 for lack of consent, good judgment, 21 00:01:30,840 --> 00:01:33,176 and misrepresenting our duties as dommes. 22 00:01:33,259 --> 00:01:36,763 And to top it all off, you did an outcall with a known dangerous client 23 00:01:36,846 --> 00:01:40,058 that somehow resulted in a police chase you narrowly escaped, 24 00:01:40,141 --> 00:01:43,228 and now no one will rent to you 'cause no one trusts your vetting. 25 00:01:44,062 --> 00:01:45,063 Did I miss anything? 26 00:01:45,647 --> 00:01:47,357 The stabbing? 27 00:01:48,066 --> 00:01:49,859 Uh, in her defense, she was, like, 28 00:01:49,943 --> 00:01:51,319 coming to my defense. 29 00:01:51,402 --> 00:01:53,321 - Pete! Enough. - Pete? 30 00:01:53,404 --> 00:01:56,491 Uh, Carter. May's, um, assistant 31 00:01:56,574 --> 00:01:59,828 slash bodyguard slash budding master extraordinaire. 32 00:01:59,911 --> 00:02:01,454 Also, I'm a comedian. 33 00:02:01,538 --> 00:02:02,413 Oh, God. 34 00:02:02,497 --> 00:02:04,916 I host my own night at my friend's comedy club. 35 00:02:04,999 --> 00:02:08,128 It's every Thursday, and it's called Cumedy Tonight, you know? 36 00:02:08,211 --> 00:02:11,172 Like "comedy," but with a U where the O should be. 37 00:02:11,256 --> 00:02:13,174 Like "jizzedy," but "cum," 38 00:02:13,258 --> 00:02:14,342 not "jizz." 39 00:02:14,425 --> 00:02:16,219 Actually was maybe gonna call it Jizzedy, 40 00:02:16,302 --> 00:02:18,304 but… it was trademarked. 41 00:02:19,848 --> 00:02:21,224 Did you follow any of that? 42 00:02:25,895 --> 00:02:27,397 She's walking towards us. 43 00:02:28,439 --> 00:02:30,400 And what is your role in all of this? 44 00:02:32,068 --> 00:02:35,405 Long story, but I probably would have said no 45 00:02:35,488 --> 00:02:37,782 if I had known what I was getting myself into. 46 00:02:37,866 --> 00:02:39,826 I mean, one minute I'm getting punched in the face 47 00:02:39,909 --> 00:02:42,579 - and peeing on a stranger... - Okay, the punching was all you. 48 00:02:42,662 --> 00:02:44,289 She didn't run it by you first? 49 00:02:44,706 --> 00:02:46,082 No. 50 00:02:48,251 --> 00:02:49,794 That's not how consent works. 51 00:02:49,878 --> 00:02:51,796 - Tiff. - May. 52 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:53,214 - Both of you. - Mira... 53 00:02:53,298 --> 00:02:55,049 Mistress Mira. 54 00:02:55,133 --> 00:02:56,176 Mistress Mira… 55 00:02:56,801 --> 00:02:58,553 I know that we fucked up. 56 00:02:58,636 --> 00:03:01,139 I mean… I fucked up. 57 00:03:01,222 --> 00:03:02,599 But that's why we're here. 58 00:03:02,682 --> 00:03:04,058 To make it right and… 59 00:03:04,642 --> 00:03:05,935 to work again. 60 00:03:06,769 --> 00:03:07,687 We need the money. 61 00:03:07,770 --> 00:03:09,147 Shh. I can handle this. 62 00:03:12,108 --> 00:03:13,318 We need the money. 63 00:03:13,401 --> 00:03:15,528 Spring semester starts for me in three weeks. 64 00:03:18,156 --> 00:03:21,159 With all the legal and financial issues plaguing our community, 65 00:03:21,242 --> 00:03:23,002 you think I'm gonna let you work in my space? 66 00:03:24,662 --> 00:03:26,956 Putting everything I worked so hard to achieve at risk 67 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:30,376 because Little Miss Authority Issues needs to pay for graduate school? 68 00:03:31,377 --> 00:03:34,339 I don't think you realize that, for some of us, this is our real job. 69 00:03:37,425 --> 00:03:38,760 Years ago, 70 00:03:38,843 --> 00:03:41,679 when you first came into my studio, you said you needed a mentor. 71 00:03:42,931 --> 00:03:44,098 I invested in you. 72 00:03:44,682 --> 00:03:47,977 And the minute I had something to say you didn't like, you were gone. 73 00:03:48,061 --> 00:03:51,231 No note, no call, nothing. 74 00:03:51,981 --> 00:03:53,024 Sounds familiar. 75 00:03:56,611 --> 00:03:58,154 I thought I could do it on my own. 76 00:03:58,238 --> 00:04:00,448 Hmm. Then what's he doing here? 77 00:04:03,868 --> 00:04:06,579 I had high hopes for you, Mistress May. 78 00:04:07,330 --> 00:04:09,832 Shame you had such low standards for yourself. 79 00:04:11,042 --> 00:04:14,087 Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to get back to my client. 80 00:04:16,631 --> 00:04:17,924 She really came for you. 81 00:04:19,133 --> 00:04:20,343 Are you all right, pet? 82 00:04:25,723 --> 00:04:27,934 I'm teaching a training intensive in the new year. 83 00:04:29,227 --> 00:04:30,561 Domme 101. 84 00:04:32,146 --> 00:04:34,399 There are openings if you can pay. 85 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:38,110 Um… 86 00:04:38,736 --> 00:04:40,196 Domme 101? 87 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:42,991 - Don't you think I'm a little advanced... - No unauthorized clients 88 00:04:43,074 --> 00:04:45,618 until the course is completed to my satisfaction. 89 00:04:45,702 --> 00:04:47,787 At the first sign of defiance, 90 00:04:47,870 --> 00:04:49,872 you are out. Understood? 91 00:04:50,665 --> 00:04:51,665 Understood. 92 00:04:51,708 --> 00:04:53,084 - Yes. - Yes. 93 00:04:53,167 --> 00:04:54,377 Thank you, Mistress Mira. 94 00:04:54,460 --> 00:04:57,463 Entry to the course requires a perfect single-column tie. 95 00:04:58,673 --> 00:05:00,341 Get it right, or get out of here. 96 00:05:00,967 --> 00:05:02,427 - Thank you. - Happy New Year. 97 00:05:02,510 --> 00:05:03,510 Let's go. 98 00:05:04,429 --> 00:05:07,181 So, she's, like, iconic. 99 00:05:12,478 --> 00:05:15,690 Now, this is the right way to close out the year. 100 00:05:15,773 --> 00:05:18,276 Do you think it's okay? I need it to be perfect. 101 00:05:18,359 --> 00:05:20,361 Well, it's doing the trick for me, Mistress. 102 00:05:20,445 --> 00:05:23,906 Hey. Don't call me that, okay? 103 00:05:23,990 --> 00:05:25,491 But everyone else gets to. 104 00:05:25,575 --> 00:05:27,368 Yeah, my clients do. 105 00:05:27,994 --> 00:05:30,830 But you… are my friend. 106 00:05:30,913 --> 00:05:32,040 Oh. 107 00:05:32,582 --> 00:05:35,251 Well, we've been friends for ten months, 108 00:05:35,335 --> 00:05:37,712 and I guess I'm just wondering if I could maybe, 109 00:05:37,795 --> 00:05:40,465 possibly, probably call you my girlfriend 110 00:05:40,548 --> 00:05:42,188 - tonight with my college buddies? - Just… 111 00:05:43,051 --> 00:05:44,302 call me Tiff. 112 00:05:45,470 --> 00:05:46,470 Hey… 113 00:05:46,971 --> 00:05:48,890 be grateful that we're friends… 114 00:05:49,390 --> 00:05:50,475 with benefits. 115 00:05:52,477 --> 00:05:53,853 This is Tiff, 116 00:05:53,936 --> 00:05:54,936 my friend… 117 00:05:55,563 --> 00:05:56,563 who is a girl. 118 00:05:57,190 --> 00:05:59,567 And she is benefiting me greatly today. 119 00:06:02,945 --> 00:06:04,447 I have to go to work. 120 00:06:06,783 --> 00:06:08,868 M'kay. Give me a second. 121 00:06:09,869 --> 00:06:11,704 Okay. 122 00:06:18,002 --> 00:06:19,087 I hate this. 123 00:06:20,797 --> 00:06:22,048 - It's easy. - Oh, yeah? 124 00:06:22,131 --> 00:06:23,131 Yeah. 125 00:06:25,259 --> 00:06:26,677 Oh, okay. 126 00:06:31,057 --> 00:06:32,183 You are so masc. 127 00:06:34,143 --> 00:06:36,104 Boy Scouts, baby. 128 00:06:36,687 --> 00:06:38,564 Why do you have to go to work today? 129 00:06:38,648 --> 00:06:39,816 It's, like, a holiday. 130 00:06:39,899 --> 00:06:41,567 When your dad is the boss, 131 00:06:41,651 --> 00:06:43,194 no day is a holiday. 132 00:06:43,277 --> 00:06:44,445 Well, I have the day off. 133 00:06:44,529 --> 00:06:48,199 Maybe I could finally see the offices of a fancy Wall Street banker. 134 00:06:48,282 --> 00:06:50,827 Ha. You would hate it. 135 00:06:51,702 --> 00:06:54,455 Sorry, what… what is this thing again tonight? 136 00:06:54,539 --> 00:06:58,960 Doug's friends are throwing a fancy-dress New Year's Eve extravaganza. 137 00:06:59,585 --> 00:07:00,670 But it's straight people, 138 00:07:00,753 --> 00:07:03,840 so you could probably wear, like, cargo pants and a fleece. 139 00:07:03,923 --> 00:07:05,842 Straight people? 140 00:07:05,925 --> 00:07:07,093 Gross. 141 00:07:07,176 --> 00:07:08,845 I know, but Tiff's… 142 00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:11,639 you know, meeting Doug's friends for the first time, 143 00:07:11,722 --> 00:07:13,282 so we have to go for emotional support. 144 00:07:16,602 --> 00:07:17,437 Don't you worry. 145 00:07:17,520 --> 00:07:21,566 Once we scandalize the breeders with our passionate midnight kiss, 146 00:07:21,649 --> 00:07:25,403 we can take our flaming carriage to the gay ball, at which we truly belong. 147 00:07:25,486 --> 00:07:26,486 Mmm. 148 00:07:29,699 --> 00:07:31,492 Sure I can't buy you lunch? 149 00:07:31,576 --> 00:07:33,119 Frank, god damn it! 150 00:07:33,202 --> 00:07:34,787 It's not my fault! 151 00:07:35,329 --> 00:07:37,373 Yes, it is! 152 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:39,041 Let's stay at my place tonight. 153 00:07:39,125 --> 00:07:40,251 - Please. - Yes. 154 00:07:42,420 --> 00:07:43,420 Mm. 155 00:07:49,760 --> 00:07:52,013 Pete, tell me what you see here. 156 00:07:52,096 --> 00:07:53,097 A mistake? 157 00:07:53,556 --> 00:07:54,682 That is not funny. 158 00:07:54,765 --> 00:07:56,642 Neither is that blue line, baby. 159 00:07:59,520 --> 00:08:02,190 - Oh, hey, Rolph. - Guten Morgen, Master Carter. 160 00:08:02,273 --> 00:08:05,109 We're having a baby! 161 00:08:05,193 --> 00:08:07,820 We don't even have insurance. 162 00:08:07,904 --> 00:08:10,072 We don't have a bloody job. 163 00:08:10,156 --> 00:08:11,616 You work at the makeup store. 164 00:08:11,699 --> 00:08:13,159 Yes, Frank. 165 00:08:13,242 --> 00:08:14,911 By "we," I actually mean you. 166 00:08:14,994 --> 00:08:16,871 I need money to go to the doctor. 167 00:08:16,954 --> 00:08:19,040 I spent all our money on pregnancy tests. 168 00:08:19,123 --> 00:08:20,625 Welp, that's my cue. 169 00:08:20,708 --> 00:08:23,503 Uh, Rolph, I need to practice tying you up. 170 00:08:23,586 --> 00:08:25,004 Ah, yes, Master Carter. 171 00:08:25,087 --> 00:08:27,757 What about the name "Babe," babe? 172 00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:30,551 'Cause, like, that's what people who love each other 173 00:08:30,635 --> 00:08:31,677 call each other. 174 00:08:32,178 --> 00:08:35,014 And also the name of at least one pig. 175 00:08:42,271 --> 00:08:45,566 My best intentions can be my worst enemy. 176 00:08:45,650 --> 00:08:49,862 I may have tried to do the right thing, but that doesn't mean that I was right. 177 00:08:49,946 --> 00:08:55,660 Anything that is not growing is dead, and I will water the flower of my pain 178 00:08:55,743 --> 00:09:00,289 to watch it grow into present purposefulness. 179 00:09:00,790 --> 00:09:02,583 Ye… yeah. Uh… 180 00:09:05,336 --> 00:09:08,839 Oh! Must be seven. Saved by the ball. 181 00:09:09,632 --> 00:09:14,262 Uh, that was great, guys. Deeply felt. Thank you. And... Oh. 182 00:09:14,845 --> 00:09:17,265 Okay, Rushy McRushersons. 183 00:09:17,348 --> 00:09:19,767 Um, uh, gentlemen, I just... 184 00:09:19,850 --> 00:09:23,479 I loved setting these intentions with you for the new year, 185 00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:27,650 um, but just remember that a resolution is rarely resolved, 186 00:09:27,733 --> 00:09:30,570 so just, like, be kind to yourselves. 187 00:09:30,653 --> 00:09:33,072 Maybe give yourselves a soul hug. 188 00:09:33,155 --> 00:09:33,990 Oh, oh, oh! 189 00:09:34,073 --> 00:09:36,993 And, uh… just remember we're starting earlier next week. 190 00:09:37,076 --> 00:09:40,162 And don't forget to bring clothes that you do not care about 191 00:09:40,246 --> 00:09:43,207 because we are gonna be painting… 192 00:09:43,291 --> 00:09:46,919 representations of our own subconscious misogyny… 193 00:09:47,503 --> 00:09:48,421 um… 194 00:09:48,504 --> 00:09:50,256 and it's gonna get messy. 195 00:09:52,508 --> 00:09:53,551 So that's, um… 196 00:09:54,468 --> 00:09:56,262 that's a... that's a paint joke. 197 00:09:57,805 --> 00:09:58,889 Good. 198 00:10:06,480 --> 00:10:09,066 Isaac, my friend, that was a beautiful share today. 199 00:10:09,150 --> 00:10:11,193 All right. See you next week, good. 200 00:10:13,654 --> 00:10:15,197 Hi. 201 00:10:15,281 --> 00:10:16,407 Oh! 202 00:10:16,490 --> 00:10:19,243 Holy Green Eggs and Ham. 203 00:10:19,327 --> 00:10:23,372 You are the sexiest stalker I have ever had. 204 00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:25,666 Nice quick change. 205 00:10:25,750 --> 00:10:28,169 Ah… I clean up okay. 206 00:10:28,753 --> 00:10:31,672 You came to pick me up. That's, like, love. 207 00:10:31,756 --> 00:10:35,843 - Or, like, like. Or friendly. - Well, I just want to get this over with. 208 00:10:36,427 --> 00:10:38,179 Oh, come on. Everybody's gonna love you. 209 00:10:38,763 --> 00:10:40,890 Yeah? What'd you tell 'em about me? 210 00:10:40,973 --> 00:10:43,476 Um, okay, I told them that you were cute 211 00:10:43,559 --> 00:10:45,770 and smart and a little bit evil. 212 00:10:45,853 --> 00:10:48,356 Uh… which is just the way I like it. 213 00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:51,734 And a dominatrix? 214 00:10:52,902 --> 00:10:55,696 Well, you did tell everybody at school. 215 00:10:56,405 --> 00:10:59,700 Yeah, but once people hear that, that's all they want to talk about. 216 00:10:59,784 --> 00:11:02,328 So you'll make easy conversation. 217 00:11:02,995 --> 00:11:04,580 I thought I was doing good. 218 00:11:05,456 --> 00:11:09,919 Well, your best intentions can be your worst enemy. 219 00:11:10,002 --> 00:11:12,672 Were you listening to the meeting? You're really not supposed to, 220 00:11:12,755 --> 00:11:15,716 - it makes the guys feel self-conscious... - Okay, come on. Button up. 221 00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:16,800 Boys are waiting. 222 00:11:18,094 --> 00:11:19,094 Kiss. 223 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:21,681 Save it for midnight. 224 00:11:25,643 --> 00:11:27,812 - Doug like this. - Okay. 225 00:11:27,895 --> 00:11:30,481 - Doug want for his finger. - Okay, you got it. 226 00:11:30,564 --> 00:11:33,275 - Take your clothes. Let's go. - I don't need the clothes. 227 00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:34,860 - Doug want pretty finger… - Okay. 228 00:11:34,944 --> 00:11:37,071 …for pretty girl hands. 229 00:11:37,154 --> 00:11:39,198 Oh, God, it's fucking freezing. 230 00:11:39,740 --> 00:11:42,243 FYI, we're just staying until the ball drops, 231 00:11:42,326 --> 00:11:44,453 and then we're gonna do some ball drops of our own. 232 00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:46,455 Thank you for coming and complaining. 233 00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:49,500 You love complaining. You're literally the New Year's baby. 234 00:11:49,583 --> 00:11:50,584 Claws in, asshole. 235 00:11:50,668 --> 00:11:52,854 You guys are gonna hate my friends. They're all so nice. 236 00:11:52,878 --> 00:11:53,879 Watch out! 237 00:11:53,963 --> 00:11:56,424 Doug, what the fuck are you doing? You're gonna get run over. 238 00:11:56,507 --> 00:11:58,008 My body is made of steel. 239 00:11:58,092 --> 00:11:59,885 A Mack truck couldn't take me down. 240 00:11:59,969 --> 00:12:01,345 Come on, let's roll, squad. 241 00:12:01,429 --> 00:12:03,180 - All aboard the Douglas Express. - Ah! 242 00:12:03,264 --> 00:12:04,390 Oh, my goodness. 243 00:12:04,473 --> 00:12:08,018 - Hey, ooh, we're a squad. - Yeah. We're in the squad, baby. 244 00:12:11,397 --> 00:12:16,193 Doug! Doug! Doug! Doug! Doug! Doug! Doug! 245 00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:17,903 Yeah! 246 00:12:17,987 --> 00:12:19,697 - Yeah! - Homie's still got it! 247 00:12:20,197 --> 00:12:21,240 What up, baby? 248 00:12:29,039 --> 00:12:31,333 Frat culture is wild. 249 00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:33,627 Okay, Pete, complete the knot. 250 00:12:33,711 --> 00:12:34,545 Now? 251 00:12:34,628 --> 00:12:38,299 Well, at least Doug has friends, unlike you two codependent freaks. 252 00:12:38,382 --> 00:12:40,342 Oh, is Mr. Popular's Penguins 253 00:12:40,426 --> 00:12:42,928 feeling a little self-conscious 'cause he was in a frat? 254 00:12:43,012 --> 00:12:44,472 Can you believe this lady pledged? 255 00:12:44,555 --> 00:12:46,432 Hey, I was only in it for the hazing. 256 00:12:46,515 --> 00:12:48,809 - Oh, haze me, Daddy. - Let's go home. 257 00:12:48,893 --> 00:12:51,479 Okay, this string is hard, but I did it perfectly at home. 258 00:12:51,562 --> 00:12:53,230 - Right, Josh? - Mm-hmm. 259 00:12:53,898 --> 00:12:55,566 Hello? Complete it. 260 00:12:55,649 --> 00:12:58,152 Come on, our future livelihood depends on this. 261 00:13:00,571 --> 00:13:01,447 Right. 262 00:13:01,530 --> 00:13:03,532 Wait, do you guys remember the tripod? 263 00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:04,825 Fuck yeah. Can we do it? 264 00:13:04,909 --> 00:13:07,286 - Yeah. - I didn't realize I was on the clock. 265 00:13:07,953 --> 00:13:10,307 No. I'm usually on the right side. That's the problem. 266 00:13:10,331 --> 00:13:11,791 There, okay? 267 00:13:11,874 --> 00:13:12,875 Now you do me. 268 00:13:13,876 --> 00:13:14,710 See how you do. 269 00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:15,628 Come on. 270 00:13:15,711 --> 00:13:17,254 - Wait... - You got it. 271 00:13:18,506 --> 00:13:20,090 Tripod, baby! 272 00:13:20,174 --> 00:13:22,384 Holy shit, that's really good. 273 00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:23,886 Trouble Bubble, 274 00:13:23,969 --> 00:13:25,971 - come meet my pals. - Yeah! 275 00:13:26,555 --> 00:13:28,349 Great, more people 276 00:13:28,432 --> 00:13:31,936 for him to accidentally introduce me as his girlfriend. 277 00:13:32,019 --> 00:13:35,064 - You are his girlfriend. - Yeah, but she doesn't like labels. 278 00:13:35,147 --> 00:13:36,732 - Mm-hmm. - Or people. 279 00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:38,901 Or anything, really. 280 00:13:38,984 --> 00:13:40,444 She likes Doug. 281 00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:43,197 Yeah, I've never seen her act like this around anybody. 282 00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:45,032 - Except you? - Mm. 283 00:13:46,617 --> 00:13:48,494 You know, I feel the same way. 284 00:13:48,577 --> 00:13:49,620 About Doug? 285 00:13:50,538 --> 00:13:51,789 Always a joke with you. 286 00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:53,540 Gift and a curse. 287 00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:56,377 It's almost midnight! 288 00:13:56,460 --> 00:13:57,920 You wanna practice our kiss? 289 00:13:58,003 --> 00:13:59,505 - Yeah, sure. - Joshie boy? 290 00:14:00,214 --> 00:14:01,131 Oh, shit! 291 00:14:01,215 --> 00:14:02,216 Oh, my dude! 292 00:14:02,299 --> 00:14:04,486 - Dickie, what up, my dude? - What the fuck are you doing 293 00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:07,263 - at this shitshow? - Yo, I know fucking Doug, man. 294 00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:08,806 - You know Big Doug? - Yeah. 295 00:14:08,889 --> 00:14:10,850 - Oh, shit. - Hey, I'm Pete. 296 00:14:10,933 --> 00:14:12,518 Oh, Dickie, this is my bro Pete. 297 00:14:12,601 --> 00:14:14,361 - Your "bro"? - Word. Dap it out, Carrot Top. 298 00:14:14,395 --> 00:14:16,395 Anyway, where is the missus? I'm dying to meet her. 299 00:14:16,438 --> 00:14:19,358 Oh, dude, she went out of town with the girls. Like, some spa thang, 300 00:14:19,441 --> 00:14:21,127 - you know? - Women love a fucking spa thing. 301 00:14:21,151 --> 00:14:21,986 - Right? - Right? 302 00:14:22,069 --> 00:14:23,487 Anyway, yo, fellas, come here. 303 00:14:23,571 --> 00:14:25,531 Yo, this is my work brother Josh, all right? 304 00:14:25,614 --> 00:14:28,574 His dad owns the fucking company. But don't worry, he's still fucking cool. 305 00:14:28,617 --> 00:14:29,618 Shut up, dude. 306 00:14:34,248 --> 00:14:36,667 Oh, we have heard so much about you. 307 00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:40,129 Yeah. Everyone jokes Doug made you up 'cause no one's ever met you. 308 00:14:40,212 --> 00:14:42,965 But here you are, in the flesh. 309 00:14:43,048 --> 00:14:44,758 Doug's girlfriend. 310 00:14:44,842 --> 00:14:48,888 Well, his dominatrix girlfriend. I mean, bro, you hit the jackpot. 311 00:14:48,971 --> 00:14:52,892 Ooh! Question: Have you ever seen Fifty Shades of Grey? 312 00:14:52,975 --> 00:14:54,894 'Cause I watched it on a plane, and I was like, 313 00:14:54,977 --> 00:14:57,980 "I'm gonna need a moment alone in the bathroom, please and thank you." 314 00:14:58,063 --> 00:15:01,108 Hey, that's, um, not appropriate, guys. 315 00:15:01,191 --> 00:15:02,985 Come on, bro. She's a dominatrix. 316 00:15:03,068 --> 00:15:04,111 She doesn't care. 317 00:15:04,194 --> 00:15:07,323 - Well, actually, it's a little... - You and Gina… 318 00:15:07,406 --> 00:15:09,116 - are like night and day. - Totally. 319 00:15:09,199 --> 00:15:10,451 So different. 320 00:15:10,534 --> 00:15:12,411 Can you believe you were engaged to that girl? 321 00:15:12,494 --> 00:15:14,288 Left you for her rich-ass boss? 322 00:15:14,371 --> 00:15:16,081 What a bitch! 323 00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:17,165 Oh… 324 00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:19,751 What? 325 00:15:49,698 --> 00:15:52,034 Doug, I am so sorry. 326 00:15:52,117 --> 00:15:53,661 I am so sorry. 327 00:15:55,204 --> 00:15:56,747 Tiff? Tiff? 328 00:15:57,456 --> 00:15:59,500 Tiff. Tiff, thank God. 329 00:15:59,583 --> 00:16:01,168 Emergency. Emergency. 330 00:16:01,251 --> 00:16:03,754 Something is very wrong with Josh. 331 00:16:06,882 --> 00:16:08,175 Who is that? 332 00:16:10,260 --> 00:16:11,260 Gina. 333 00:16:14,765 --> 00:16:16,058 What, are you keeping secrets? 334 00:16:16,141 --> 00:16:18,811 Dude, no. Like, you know, I'm always, like, straight up with you… 335 00:16:18,894 --> 00:16:21,063 Ten, nine, 336 00:16:21,772 --> 00:16:22,982 eight, 337 00:16:23,065 --> 00:16:24,400 seven, 338 00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:25,484 six, 339 00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:27,111 five, 340 00:16:27,194 --> 00:16:28,445 four, 341 00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:31,156 three, two, 342 00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:32,324 one. 343 00:16:32,408 --> 00:16:33,409 Happy...