1 00:00:09,551 --> 00:00:12,095 "It's not that I don't care for you, Frank. 2 00:00:12,178 --> 00:00:14,639 It's that I don't want to care for you forever. 3 00:00:15,306 --> 00:00:17,017 A baby is forever. 4 00:00:17,642 --> 00:00:20,228 Well, they don't stay babies forever. They grow. 5 00:00:20,729 --> 00:00:23,648 They grow into adults who make cowardly decisions 6 00:00:23,732 --> 00:00:25,358 like the one I'm making now. 7 00:00:26,401 --> 00:00:28,903 I'm sorry for that, but ultimately, 8 00:00:28,987 --> 00:00:30,238 I'm not sorry. 9 00:00:31,281 --> 00:00:33,992 Portia. PS..." 10 00:00:34,075 --> 00:00:36,870 - Don't read that part again, please. - Read it again. 11 00:00:39,414 --> 00:00:41,166 "I left you all my dildos. 12 00:00:41,249 --> 00:00:44,169 Remember to wash them after using them. 13 00:00:44,252 --> 00:00:46,046 Really, I mean it. 14 00:00:46,129 --> 00:00:47,547 Wash them." 15 00:00:52,135 --> 00:00:53,178 Okay. 16 00:00:54,512 --> 00:00:57,724 - Again. - Frank, Rolph doesn't work for me anymore. 17 00:00:57,807 --> 00:01:00,685 We're gonna find somebody who's a better fit, but right now, 18 00:01:00,769 --> 00:01:02,771 he can do whatever he wants. 19 00:01:03,646 --> 00:01:04,731 Thank you. 20 00:01:06,900 --> 00:01:08,818 - "Dear Frankalicious..." - Damn it, Rolph! 21 00:01:11,654 --> 00:01:12,655 I'm sorry, Frank. 22 00:01:13,948 --> 00:01:15,325 What do I even do now? 23 00:01:16,826 --> 00:01:18,244 She was my whole world. 24 00:01:19,329 --> 00:01:23,333 Or at least my whole tri-state area. 25 00:01:25,168 --> 00:01:26,503 You still have your job. 26 00:01:26,586 --> 00:01:27,962 Whatever. 27 00:01:28,046 --> 00:01:31,633 You make the most tips of anybody in that whole bar. 28 00:01:32,258 --> 00:01:34,677 That's just 'cause I let them touch my dick. 29 00:01:35,178 --> 00:01:37,931 Look at you, an innovator. 30 00:01:39,390 --> 00:01:41,059 Steve Hand Jobs. 31 00:01:45,438 --> 00:01:48,024 There's that smile, okay? 32 00:01:48,525 --> 00:01:49,984 Steve Hand Jobs. 33 00:01:51,569 --> 00:01:53,154 - What about you? - Hmm? 34 00:01:53,780 --> 00:01:54,780 What are you gonna do? 35 00:01:54,823 --> 00:01:56,282 About Josh? 36 00:01:57,826 --> 00:02:00,328 I think that ship sank the way it was supposed to. 37 00:02:04,040 --> 00:02:05,250 About Tiff? 38 00:02:06,918 --> 00:02:07,918 I… 39 00:02:11,381 --> 00:02:12,381 I don't know. 40 00:02:15,385 --> 00:02:18,805 Uh, Master Carter... Excuse me. Master Pete. 41 00:02:19,973 --> 00:02:21,432 Just Pete is fine. 42 00:02:22,642 --> 00:02:23,642 Pete… 43 00:02:24,269 --> 00:02:26,604 uh, your meeting is in an hour. 44 00:02:26,688 --> 00:02:28,568 I’m not giving you that information as a servant 45 00:02:28,648 --> 00:02:33,236 but as a friend who knows your whole schedule, FYI. 46 00:02:33,736 --> 00:02:35,113 Thanks, Rolphie. 47 00:02:35,196 --> 00:02:36,197 What's the meeting? 48 00:02:37,448 --> 00:02:40,118 A talent agent saw my stand-up. 49 00:02:41,411 --> 00:02:43,288 - Oh, my God. - What? 50 00:02:44,706 --> 00:02:46,166 You're fucking famous! 51 00:02:46,249 --> 00:02:48,710 - Dude, that's incredible! - Yeah. 52 00:02:48,793 --> 00:02:49,961 No, I'm not... 53 00:02:50,044 --> 00:02:53,047 Pete. Pete. Pete. 54 00:02:56,134 --> 00:02:59,387 Pete! Pete! Pete! Pete! 55 00:02:59,470 --> 00:03:02,724 - Guys, it's... - Pete! Pete! Pete! Pete! 56 00:03:23,995 --> 00:03:28,124 Good morning. Good morning. In the news this morning… 57 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:32,503 Shh. Keep sleeping. I have a meeting with Mistress Mira. 58 00:03:33,254 --> 00:03:35,673 Oh, well, I'm up. I'll make you breakfast. 59 00:03:35,757 --> 00:03:37,217 No, it's okay. 60 00:03:38,676 --> 00:03:39,928 Here, let me help you. 61 00:03:41,888 --> 00:03:43,097 All right. 62 00:03:44,098 --> 00:03:45,892 - You got it? - Mm-hmm. 63 00:03:45,975 --> 00:03:46,975 Okay. 64 00:03:48,519 --> 00:03:49,519 Um… 65 00:03:53,441 --> 00:03:54,442 I love you. 66 00:03:59,447 --> 00:04:00,949 Am I on Candid Camera? 67 00:04:03,785 --> 00:04:04,953 You know how I knew? 68 00:04:06,704 --> 00:04:07,956 You hurt me. 69 00:04:08,039 --> 00:04:11,751 I haven't let myself get hurt by anybody in a long time. 70 00:04:12,919 --> 00:04:14,295 Well, except for Pete. 71 00:04:17,006 --> 00:04:19,300 Don't ruin the moment, jerk. 72 00:04:23,846 --> 00:04:25,306 It's okay to be hurt. 73 00:04:30,311 --> 00:04:32,188 You love me. 74 00:04:32,772 --> 00:04:34,232 Yeah, unfortunately. 75 00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:36,567 Will you write it on my cast? 76 00:04:55,837 --> 00:04:57,297 It's perfect. 77 00:05:00,049 --> 00:05:02,385 All right. I have to go to the dungeon. 78 00:05:07,849 --> 00:05:10,518 Maybe I could show you around sometime? 79 00:05:13,855 --> 00:05:14,856 Only if you want to. 80 00:05:23,656 --> 00:05:25,867 No. I have to go. 81 00:05:25,950 --> 00:05:28,202 - Bye. - Bye. 82 00:05:30,455 --> 00:05:33,583 So, she has got my hands around her neck. 83 00:05:33,666 --> 00:05:35,835 I am strangling her. 84 00:05:35,918 --> 00:05:37,920 Is this assault? 85 00:05:38,004 --> 00:05:39,630 And then she's like, 86 00:05:39,714 --> 00:05:42,467 "I want you to spit on me." 87 00:05:43,217 --> 00:05:44,969 And I'm like, "Spit?" 88 00:05:46,095 --> 00:05:49,891 I mean, I'm down for anything, man. I've been to Vegas, okay? 89 00:05:49,974 --> 00:05:51,809 But this is crazy! 90 00:05:51,893 --> 00:05:54,145 - So, you know what I do? - Uh, what? 91 00:05:54,228 --> 00:05:55,355 I fake spit. 92 00:05:56,272 --> 00:05:57,607 Like, stage spit. 93 00:06:00,610 --> 00:06:01,694 That's fun. 94 00:06:01,778 --> 00:06:05,406 I'm sorry, you probably hear crazy sex stories like this all the time. 95 00:06:05,490 --> 00:06:06,490 It's your job. 96 00:06:07,075 --> 00:06:08,242 Uh, well… 97 00:06:11,412 --> 00:06:14,957 So, tell me more, Carter, about you. 98 00:06:15,458 --> 00:06:18,086 Well, actually, it's Pete, first off. 99 00:06:18,169 --> 00:06:19,796 Uh, Carter is... 100 00:06:19,879 --> 00:06:20,880 Was kind of a... 101 00:06:20,963 --> 00:06:23,132 Stage name. Totally get it. 102 00:06:23,716 --> 00:06:27,553 I started out as the assistant for Whoopi Goldberg's manager, 103 00:06:27,637 --> 00:06:30,098 so… love it. 104 00:06:30,181 --> 00:06:31,557 Oh. 105 00:06:31,641 --> 00:06:33,017 So, let's get down to it. 106 00:06:35,061 --> 00:06:36,061 I wanna sign you. 107 00:06:36,104 --> 00:06:37,438 I love the look, 108 00:06:37,522 --> 00:06:39,774 the vibe, the lifestyle, the leather. 109 00:06:39,857 --> 00:06:42,735 I love it all. And this set is killer. 110 00:06:42,819 --> 00:06:45,113 It could have been on late-night TV yesterday. 111 00:06:45,196 --> 00:06:47,740 But actually, in the very near future. 112 00:06:48,449 --> 00:06:51,744 - What? - Spit it out, Martin! 113 00:06:51,828 --> 00:06:53,830 Spit! Callback! 114 00:06:53,913 --> 00:06:56,541 Oh! 115 00:06:56,624 --> 00:06:59,127 I want you to meet the people over at The Latest Show. 116 00:06:59,210 --> 00:07:00,210 They're gonna love you, 117 00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:02,672 and with this whole dominatrix dad routine, 118 00:07:02,755 --> 00:07:06,259 you are going to light this nation up. 119 00:07:06,801 --> 00:07:09,137 You want me to do that set on The Latest Show? 120 00:07:09,220 --> 00:07:10,220 Yeah. 121 00:07:11,305 --> 00:07:12,598 "And now, 122 00:07:12,682 --> 00:07:17,311 introducing for the first time ever on national TV, 123 00:07:17,895 --> 00:07:22,733 Master Carter." 124 00:07:25,194 --> 00:07:26,194 Yeah. 125 00:07:26,863 --> 00:07:28,406 No, I'm not at the trial. 126 00:07:28,489 --> 00:07:29,699 I'm at the office. 127 00:07:33,828 --> 00:07:35,148 Do you know what's going on here? 128 00:07:35,204 --> 00:07:38,374 Sweet Charlotte wouldn't tell me, but she said it's not good. 129 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:40,585 - Great. - All right, ladies. 130 00:07:40,668 --> 00:07:43,129 Thank you for coming on such short notice. 131 00:07:43,212 --> 00:07:44,212 I won't waste your time. 132 00:07:45,047 --> 00:07:48,134 As some of you may have heard, our lease is up in the space, 133 00:07:48,217 --> 00:07:50,094 and after years of fighting the landlord 134 00:07:50,178 --> 00:07:52,638 for the right to be here, he is finally pushing us out. 135 00:07:53,389 --> 00:07:55,057 This is not uncommon, 136 00:07:55,933 --> 00:07:59,437 and it will keep happening until somebody does something about it. 137 00:08:02,023 --> 00:08:03,774 And that person will not be me. 138 00:08:06,027 --> 00:08:08,279 I've decided to go out on my own. 139 00:08:09,071 --> 00:08:11,574 I've realized that the stress of running a dungeon 140 00:08:11,657 --> 00:08:13,034 and fostering young talent, 141 00:08:13,117 --> 00:08:15,161 such as yourselves, has taken its toll 142 00:08:15,244 --> 00:08:16,621 on my finances, 143 00:08:17,371 --> 00:08:20,041 on my family, on me. 144 00:08:20,124 --> 00:08:22,244 - But, mistress, we have... - I have made my decision. 145 00:08:23,085 --> 00:08:24,128 This is where I stand. 146 00:08:25,004 --> 00:08:27,548 And while I know some of you may be disappointed in me, 147 00:08:27,632 --> 00:08:30,051 I hope you can take what I've taught you 148 00:08:30,134 --> 00:08:32,887 and use it to shine a light on the craft 149 00:08:32,970 --> 00:08:35,181 of what we do because it is just that. 150 00:08:36,390 --> 00:08:37,390 A craft. 151 00:08:39,060 --> 00:08:40,820 We have until the end of the month. 152 00:08:40,853 --> 00:08:43,481 - Mistress Mira... - We have nowhere else to go right now. 153 00:08:43,564 --> 00:08:45,316 This is a business, 154 00:08:45,900 --> 00:08:47,318 but it's also a sisterhood. 155 00:08:48,152 --> 00:08:49,570 So, what you can do is this. 156 00:08:50,696 --> 00:08:51,948 Start your own dungeon. 157 00:08:52,865 --> 00:08:55,368 Refer your clients to each other for their specific needs. 158 00:08:55,451 --> 00:08:58,037 Support the community by supporting each other. 159 00:08:59,830 --> 00:09:01,624 No one said this is gonna be easy. 160 00:09:03,626 --> 00:09:06,712 But just because a dominatrix's life can be hard 161 00:09:06,796 --> 00:09:09,215 doesn't mean you have to be. 162 00:09:42,206 --> 00:09:43,206 Hey. 163 00:09:48,004 --> 00:09:49,004 Um… 164 00:09:50,715 --> 00:09:52,508 Thought you might need this back. 165 00:09:55,219 --> 00:09:56,596 Uh, small confession. 166 00:09:56,679 --> 00:10:00,182 I used it for a hospital bill and a flight to London. 167 00:10:01,309 --> 00:10:02,435 Going international? 168 00:10:03,185 --> 00:10:04,937 It was for a friend in need. 169 00:10:06,689 --> 00:10:07,815 Accountability. 170 00:10:09,233 --> 00:10:10,233 Good girl. 171 00:10:14,530 --> 00:10:16,240 I'm not going back to grad school. 172 00:10:18,117 --> 00:10:20,661 I decided that this is normal. 173 00:10:22,413 --> 00:10:23,956 Normal enough for me, anyway. 174 00:10:26,709 --> 00:10:27,709 I just… 175 00:10:30,921 --> 00:10:32,965 I thought I would be doing it with you. 176 00:10:33,716 --> 00:10:35,176 I'm not dying, I'm just… 177 00:10:36,844 --> 00:10:38,387 rearranging my priorities. 178 00:10:40,181 --> 00:10:42,183 You get why I have to do this, right? 179 00:10:42,975 --> 00:10:44,685 What? Abandon me? 180 00:10:46,020 --> 00:10:49,273 Just kidding, I do that shit to people all the time, remember? 181 00:10:52,109 --> 00:10:53,694 I see something in you, May. 182 00:10:55,154 --> 00:10:56,154 Something good. 183 00:10:57,073 --> 00:10:58,115 Something right. 184 00:11:00,159 --> 00:11:02,578 I just hope you're starting to see it in yourself. 185 00:11:05,247 --> 00:11:06,247 I am. 186 00:11:09,126 --> 00:11:11,806 - God, Mira, you've been like a mo... - Don't you dare say "mother." 187 00:11:12,296 --> 00:11:14,691 I got kids of my own, and they're millennia younger than you. 188 00:11:14,715 --> 00:11:17,677 You can get your own damn mom or call the one you got. 189 00:11:21,722 --> 00:11:23,349 What am I gonna do without you? 190 00:11:26,394 --> 00:11:28,479 Those girls out there need a friend. 191 00:11:29,814 --> 00:11:32,316 Yeah. They don't like me very much. 192 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:33,484 They don't know you. 193 00:11:33,567 --> 00:11:35,653 Melissa, you ready? 194 00:11:36,821 --> 00:11:38,322 Sorry, I thought you were alone. 195 00:11:38,406 --> 00:11:41,200 No, it's okay. This is Keith, my husband. 196 00:11:41,283 --> 00:11:43,119 May. Moji. 197 00:11:44,412 --> 00:11:46,872 It's nice to meet you. I've heard so much about you. 198 00:11:46,956 --> 00:11:49,625 Aw. Did you hear that, Moji? 199 00:11:50,418 --> 00:11:51,711 She says she never mentions us. 200 00:11:51,794 --> 00:11:53,212 That's enough out of you, mister. 201 00:11:53,295 --> 00:11:54,130 Let's go. Let's go. 202 00:11:54,213 --> 00:11:55,798 - It's nice to meet you. - You too. 203 00:11:57,758 --> 00:11:58,758 Bye, Melissa. 204 00:11:59,885 --> 00:12:01,095 That's Mira to you. 205 00:12:28,706 --> 00:12:29,706 Hey. 206 00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:35,588 What do you want? 207 00:12:39,008 --> 00:12:40,008 To talk. 208 00:12:42,553 --> 00:12:43,721 Last night, um… 209 00:12:44,930 --> 00:12:46,891 there was an agent at the show. 210 00:12:48,309 --> 00:12:49,309 And he… 211 00:12:50,478 --> 00:12:51,645 asked me if… 212 00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:57,943 I would potentially ever be interested in being on a late show 213 00:12:58,027 --> 00:12:59,862 or The Late Show 214 00:12:59,945 --> 00:13:02,573 or "a" slash "the" Late, Late, Late Show 215 00:13:02,656 --> 00:13:05,743 or whatever the fuck they call them now. 216 00:13:06,535 --> 00:13:08,621 As Pete or as Carter? 217 00:13:13,083 --> 00:13:16,045 I came here to ask you for your permission 218 00:13:16,128 --> 00:13:18,672 to do that material again. 219 00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:24,845 I thought you were coming here to apologize. 220 00:13:28,015 --> 00:13:29,558 It's my story too. 221 00:13:33,562 --> 00:13:35,397 Then do whatever you want, Pete. 222 00:13:36,273 --> 00:13:37,483 Is that a yes? 223 00:13:40,069 --> 00:13:41,237 A verbal yes? 224 00:13:43,364 --> 00:13:44,364 Hmm? 225 00:13:47,701 --> 00:13:48,744 No. 226 00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:53,123 You didn't come here for my consent. You came here for my approval. 227 00:13:53,624 --> 00:13:54,750 And you have neither. 228 00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:58,629 You know, at the beginning, you didn't have my consent. 229 00:14:01,590 --> 00:14:03,133 You just did what you wanted. 230 00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:06,804 I'm not doing that. 231 00:14:08,806 --> 00:14:10,140 Then put yourself first, Pete. 232 00:14:11,642 --> 00:14:13,602 Isn't that what you wanted all along? 233 00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:16,021 You don't need my permission to do that. 234 00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:24,280 You know, when we first came here, 235 00:14:25,322 --> 00:14:26,907 Mistress Mira asked… 236 00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:29,743 why you had brought me. 237 00:14:33,581 --> 00:14:34,748 You didn't answer. 238 00:14:37,042 --> 00:14:39,003 Yeah, I… I didn't have one. 239 00:14:42,172 --> 00:14:43,382 Do you have one now? 240 00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:48,303 Yeah. 241 00:14:50,973 --> 00:14:52,474 You used to make me feel safe. 242 00:14:57,688 --> 00:14:58,688 That's funny. 243 00:15:02,943 --> 00:15:05,279 Because you used to make me feel dangerous. 244 00:15:11,660 --> 00:15:13,913 I can't explain why I love you. 245 00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:20,878 And I can't explain why I've always cared. 246 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:30,804 But I think I can finally explain why I have to stop. 247 00:15:35,559 --> 00:15:37,603 I don't want to be owned anymore. 248 00:15:40,022 --> 00:15:41,022 So… 249 00:15:43,025 --> 00:15:44,485 it's my turn to leave you. 250 00:15:55,663 --> 00:15:57,247 Goodbye, Mistress May. 251 00:16:05,381 --> 00:16:06,632 Goodbye, Carter. 252 00:16:51,051 --> 00:16:52,886 - Hi. - Hey. 253 00:16:54,221 --> 00:16:55,472 So, we have an idea. 254 00:16:56,598 --> 00:16:57,683 Okay. 255 00:16:57,766 --> 00:17:00,102 We're thinking maybe we'll all get together… 256 00:17:08,318 --> 00:17:09,319 Here we go. 257 00:17:15,951 --> 00:17:16,951 Thank you. 258 00:17:27,004 --> 00:17:28,004 Hey, Rolphie. 259 00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:30,257 Yes, I know I have a meeting. 260 00:17:30,758 --> 00:17:32,593 You don't have to do this any... 261 00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:34,762 Yeah, I'll be there. 262 00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:51,069 Hey. 263 00:17:51,945 --> 00:17:52,945 Unfortunately. 264 00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:54,740 Unfortunately. 265 00:17:56,575 --> 00:17:57,951 Have a good day at school. 266 00:18:01,789 --> 00:18:05,125 Do the... Do the whip it. The whip it. The whip it! The whip it! 267 00:18:08,295 --> 00:18:10,089 Nothing like this out there! 268 00:18:10,172 --> 00:18:12,633 Tot... I mean, this stuff is just ready to go viral. 269 00:18:30,275 --> 00:18:31,527 That was great. 270 00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:34,988 You nailed it in there, man. What are you gonna do to celebrate? 271 00:18:35,072 --> 00:18:36,406 Get wasted with the dom friends? 272 00:18:36,490 --> 00:18:38,283 Hey, come… come see the stage. 273 00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:39,951 Come on. 274 00:19:02,474 --> 00:19:04,059 How cool is this? 275 00:19:10,566 --> 00:19:12,568 That's where you're gonna stand, right over there. 276 00:19:58,780 --> 00:19:59,948 - Hello? - Mom? 277 00:20:03,243 --> 00:20:04,243 It's Tiffany.