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For what we are about to receive,
may the Lord make us truly thankful.
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Amen.
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Mommy? Do you smell that?
It smells like bad trash.
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Oh, Lucy.
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Probably Mr. Saracen
left a bag by the elevator.
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I'll check after dinner. Okay?
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I'm sorry. I can't help you.
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You have to go.
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Please.
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My little girl's just inside.
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Wha...
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How did...
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What did you do to my mommy?
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So, Carl, what did you think of the movie?
I mean, isn't Alien a legit masterpiece?
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Like pure distilled horror.
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Honestly, Carl, think about it.
You're alone in the universe.
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The only other living thing
is this alien creature
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that no one invited to the party,
who has acid blood and wants to kill you.
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I don't know, Sabrina.
I thought it was kind of boring in parts.
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Are you gonna eat your pickle?
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No. No. You can have it.
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Well, this was fun, Carl!
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I'm glad we did this.
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Yeah. Me too.
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I really liked the movie.
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- And, Sabrina, I really like you.
- Oh.
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Same. So see you at school.
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Bye.
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Oh my gosh! I completely forgot.
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- Melvin.
- Hey, Sabrina.
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Ready to go?
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Yeah. Absolutely.
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So, Melvin, how you been doing?
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Well, ever since Elspeth and Dorcas...
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died, I haven't been sleeping,
or eating, or exercising.
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And...
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I know your Aunt Hilda's getting married,
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and I was wondering
if you had a date to the wedding yet,
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because if not,
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I'd be honored to escort you.
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Well, this was fun, Melvin.
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Glad we did this.
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Me too.
And you'll let me know about the wedding?
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Absolutely.
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Well, good night, Sabrina.
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Mm.
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Good night, Melvin.
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I'll see you at the Academy. Bye.
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Dating is insane, Salem.
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Can't wait to tell Sabrina all about it.
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Come on. I'm meeting her
in the yellow wallpaper room.
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What is that?
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I don't know.
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Uh...
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What's... what's up?
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Listen, you probably
shouldn't be back here. You...
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You should come inside, please. Come in.
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Take a seat. Make yourself at home.
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Roz, what are you doing?
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I just got a weird vibe from my cunning
just now that we should help him.
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That if we turned him away,
something bad would happen.
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Well, what are we gonna do now?
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Who is he, do you think?
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I don't know...
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...but maybe I can find out
with the cunning.
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Can we...
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get you anything else?
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Some more soup?
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Maybe some blankets?
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Roz! Roz!
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I'm okay. I'm okay.
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What did you see, Roz,
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when he grabbed your arm?
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My mind was flooded...
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with pictures...
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images.
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I just...
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I wanna forget...
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whoever or whatever that was...
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and just be here...
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with you right now.
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Is that okay?
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Of course, Rosalind.
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Totally.
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So, who'd you like more, Carl or Melvin?
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Eh, both are nice guys,
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but I didn't really feel a spark
with either of them.
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I mean, neither one is the one,
if such a thing exists.
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Hey, now, when we were dating Harvey,
he felt like the one.
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- At the time, he did, yes.
- And when we were dating Nick,
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- he also felt like the one.
- Hmm.
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Which means
you've almost found the one twice.
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Who knows? Maybe just someone who combines
the best qualities of the two.
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Sweet and gentle like Harvey,
hot and wild like Nick.
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What are the chances?
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They're actually pretty good.
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In fact,
I think I've already found my one.
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Don't laugh, but...
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it's Caliban.
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- Sabrina, you can't be serious.
- I am, Brina. And...
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Don't freak out.
I know this is fast, but...
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Caliban and I are getting married
later this week.
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What?
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Getting married?
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You barely know him.
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No, you barely know him.
We've spent a lot of time together.
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Well, he tried to kill us.
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Well, he tried to trap us.
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Anyway, he's changed.
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You're too young,
and you're right, this is way too fast.
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What do Lilith and our father
think of this?
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They're... supportive.
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I must admit I'm surprised
at how approving you are of this wedding.
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Your only daughter getting married.
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One might suppose
that one might be more...
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selective.
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It's a useful union.
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Caliban has no family who might try
to wrest control of the throne.
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He's made of clay, so he won't pollute
the Morningstar bloodline.
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But most importantly,
have you seen him shirtless?
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He and Sabrina
will provide me beautiful grandchildren.
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Grandchildren?
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What does that mean for our child?
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Competition, I should imagine.
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By the way,
our neighbors are getting married.
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What neighbors, Mary?
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The shopkeeper from across the street.
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You met him last week
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when we moved
the Pilgrims of the Night Church
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from the tent.
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His name is Dr. Cerberus,
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and he's marrying an aunt
of one of my students, Sabrina Spellman.
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Isn't that fascinating?
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Looks like some horrible beggar man.
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Shh! Silence, child.
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Go. Open the door.
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Father Blackwood?
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Do you not recognize our guest, Sisters?
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The Lonely One.
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Vagrant of the Void.
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This is the Uninvited,
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one of our eldritch terrors.
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Come in!
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Come in, Sacred Brother.
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You will find comfort with us here.
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Fetch and offer him
food, water, and warmth.
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Those who do not welcome the Uninvited
welcome their heartless deaths instead.
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Rejoice, Sisters,
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for tonight,
we host a deadly herald of the End Times.
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Harvey.
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Hmm?
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Harvey?
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What's all this?
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This...
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These are what I saw
when that guy grabbed my arm.
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But how did you draw them?
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Uh...
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Maybe...
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you passed them to me when we...
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- Uh...
- Relax, Romeo.
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So what, you just...
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drew them in your sleep?
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Uh, when I was a kid,
I used to sleepwalk all the time.
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Maybe this was like...
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sleep-drawing.
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Ugh, we have been through this already!
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All I want is a nice, quiet,
family wedding,
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a small ceremony right here in our parlor,
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and candles, and a fire,
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and everybody dressed
as their favorite movie monsters.
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Please do stop bleating, Sister.
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- You'll give me a migraine.
- Morning.
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- Yes, hello.
- Is everything okay?
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Yes, it's fine.
You know, well, it's hunky-dory, actually,
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because your Aunt Zee
wants to make my wedding all about her.
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- Hilda?
- Yes?
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As High Priestess of the Order of Hecate,
it is my solemn duty
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to officiate the weddings and funerals
of all my congregation.
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You, despite what you may think,
are no exception.
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Right.
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Fine.
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Sabrina, I was just wondering
if in the reception afterwards,
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which is gonna be at Dorian's,
which you must not commandeer, Spellman,
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um, I wondered if Harvey
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and his little band might like
to play for us?
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Yeah, I can ask. Sure.
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And my loveliest,
prettiest, beautifulest niece,
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I was just wondering
if you might be my flower girl
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and maybe do a little toast?
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Aunt Hilda, I'd be honored.
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Thank you.
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Oh, now before I forget, Sister,
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we must exorcise your groom's sex demon
once and for all.
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Damascus steel won't do much good
on your wedding night,
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and the last thing you want
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is to be torn limb from limb
by an incubus.
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Oh, hang on.
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- Yes, Spellman Sisters' Mortuary.
- How may I assist you?
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Hello?
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Oh.
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Oh dear!
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Yes, bring them around.
We'll take care of them.
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Bye.
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Oh, Ambrose, you're gonna be busy.
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That was the coroner's office.
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They're bringing around
a handful of bodies.
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- A handful?
- Yeah.
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I'll get that.
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- Sabrina?
- Lilith? What are you doing here?
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I came to see if your aunts
could possibly talk some sense into you
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about this preposterous wedding of yours.
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Right.
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But since I just left Hell
where you were tasting wedding cakes,
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I suspect we'll be having
a different conversation now, won't we?
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Two Sabrinas meeting in secret?
You really are something, you know that?
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Even with that yellow room of yours,
you're still risking a temporal paradox.
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Well, I doubt
we'll be meeting that much anymore
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now that Sabrina's marrying Caliban.
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Oh, you don't approve?
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Are you jealous
of Sabrina Morningstar's happiness?
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She got that realm to rule,
a handsome beau…
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- I'm not jealous.
- Really?
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How could I be jealous of myself?
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I just don't want Sabrina
to marry the wrong guy is all.
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Well, imagine that.
For once, we are aligned.
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No, despite what Sabrina says,
he's not a good guy.
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Ooh, we could kill him!
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W-we could,
and that's not off the table, but...
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maybe we should try
to break them up first.
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Have Caliban meet me at the Academy.
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He needs to know exactly
what he's getting himself into.
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My love, my lady.
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Why do you wish to meet me here?
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Because, Caliban, I've been living in Hell
more or less full-time,
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but once we're married,
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I wanna start splitting my time again
between Hell and here.
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I also wanted you to see her, Hecate.
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She's who I worship now.
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The female ideal, the Three-in-One,
goddess of witches.
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Our Dark Mother.
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But...
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...you're Lucifer's daughter,
the Queen of Hell.
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Yes, but I'm also a witch,
and Hecate's stronger than my father.
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Cards on the table, Caliban.
Would you ever consider converting?
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What? I, uh...
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Possibly.
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What would that entail?
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I'm glad you asked.
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But... maybe my friend Prudence
can explain it better.
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Why don't we go outside for some air? Hmm?
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The thing about our Dark Mother is,
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Hecate requires very specific devotion
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from the men who worship her.
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Which is what?
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Well, put plainly,
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the men in the Order of Hecate
must be gelded.
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You're joking.
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Not a bit.
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In fact, I am the woman Hecate entrusted
260
00:18:32,236 --> 00:18:35,322
with the sacred supplication
of our male cohorts.
261
00:18:36,198 --> 00:18:39,201
A role I gladly embrace.
262
00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:44,373
Mmm.
263
00:18:45,249 --> 00:18:47,960
Your sacrifice will be complete
in a matter of seconds.
264
00:18:48,585 --> 00:18:50,879
We'll heat the blade, of course.
265
00:18:56,051 --> 00:18:58,762
My lady,
there is little I wouldn't give you,
266
00:18:59,513 --> 00:19:00,513
but...
267
00:19:01,849 --> 00:19:04,059
I cannot relinquish my manhood.
268
00:19:05,352 --> 00:19:08,147
I want to be a real husband to you,
and don't you wish to be a mother?
269
00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:09,773
But I'm 16.
270
00:19:10,482 --> 00:19:12,276
Besides, we could adopt.
271
00:19:12,359 --> 00:19:14,278
Sabrina, I want to be a real father.
272
00:19:14,361 --> 00:19:16,321
That's offensive, Caliban.
273
00:19:16,405 --> 00:19:18,157
You know I'm adopted, right?
274
00:19:18,866 --> 00:19:21,243
And you say these things,
that you wanna be a real husband,
275
00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:25,122
a real father,
but that requires real sacrifice.
276
00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:30,169
And if you're not willing
to even consider what I'm asking, then...
277
00:19:30,627 --> 00:19:33,005
- maybe this is a bad idea.
- Yeah, perhaps it is.
278
00:19:35,966 --> 00:19:36,967
I, um...
279
00:19:38,802 --> 00:19:39,802
I need to think.
280
00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:41,305
Yes, you do that.
281
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:44,892
I hear the Mountains of Madness
are beautiful this time of year.
282
00:19:45,601 --> 00:19:46,601
Well?
283
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,020
Go.
284
00:19:59,907 --> 00:20:00,908
Nicholas, Melvin,
285
00:20:01,491 --> 00:20:03,202
in advance of my sister's wedding,
286
00:20:03,285 --> 00:20:05,746
her betrothed must be exorcised
of an incubus,
287
00:20:05,829 --> 00:20:08,957
a male demon
who provokes violent, fatal lust.
288
00:20:10,125 --> 00:20:12,294
Will you boys do the honors? Tout suite?
289
00:20:12,628 --> 00:20:13,670
So, what we...
290
00:20:14,296 --> 00:20:17,883
Don't forget just to do it gently,
like get it out of him gently,
291
00:20:17,966 --> 00:20:19,676
'cause he's been through such a lot.
292
00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:20,844
Gently.
293
00:20:22,095 --> 00:20:23,305
How you doing, Doc?
294
00:20:23,388 --> 00:20:26,808
How do you think I'm doing?
I'm... I'm freakin' terrified.
295
00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:29,102
Oh, this will be quick,
like pulling a tooth.
296
00:20:29,770 --> 00:20:32,064
You see, the incubus will jump out of you,
297
00:20:32,856 --> 00:20:35,734
and I'll direct it
into the demon trap Melvin's holding.
298
00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:38,904
Well, what if it doesn't wanna come out?
299
00:20:38,987 --> 00:20:42,449
Uh, the incubus is a male demon.
We'll be invoking the Dark Mother.
300
00:20:43,116 --> 00:20:45,619
Trust me,
there's nothing an incubus fears more
301
00:20:45,702 --> 00:20:47,788
than the Divine Feminine.
302
00:20:47,871 --> 00:20:49,641
Part of me's surprised
it hasn't jumped already.
303
00:21:18,986 --> 00:21:20,466
Question. My Aunt Hilda wants to know
304
00:21:20,529 --> 00:21:22,322
if the Fright Club can play
at her reception.
305
00:21:22,406 --> 00:21:23,448
Are you guys down?
306
00:21:23,949 --> 00:21:27,202
Uh, yeah, of course. But, Brina, listen...
307
00:21:27,577 --> 00:21:29,955
last night, this weird beggar dude
showed up at my garage.
308
00:21:30,372 --> 00:21:31,873
And then I touched his arm,
309
00:21:31,957 --> 00:21:35,377
and I saw these horrible things
inside him.
310
00:21:36,336 --> 00:21:41,800
And this morning,
I woke up, and I had drawn the things.
311
00:21:41,883 --> 00:21:42,883
Any clue what they are?
312
00:21:44,803 --> 00:21:45,887
No.
313
00:21:47,180 --> 00:21:48,473
But my cousin may know.
314
00:21:50,350 --> 00:21:51,810
Five corpses, Salem...
315
00:21:53,478 --> 00:21:55,731
all with their hearts missing.
316
00:21:57,482 --> 00:21:59,359
Alas, yes, they...
317
00:21:59,443 --> 00:22:02,863
...were all still alive
when their hearts were removed.
318
00:22:05,407 --> 00:22:06,407
You're right.
319
00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:08,535
They probably saw...
320
00:22:10,162 --> 00:22:11,663
their killer before they died.
321
00:22:15,417 --> 00:22:17,461
And with a bit of necromancy,
322
00:22:17,544 --> 00:22:21,590
I can extract an image
of what they witnessed...
323
00:22:22,883 --> 00:22:24,384
as they perished.
324
00:22:29,139 --> 00:22:31,683
As easy as developing a photograph.
325
00:22:59,628 --> 00:23:01,838
Ambrose, can we come down? We need you.
326
00:23:01,922 --> 00:23:02,964
Uh...
327
00:23:03,298 --> 00:23:05,801
So long as whoever you're with
is not squeamish.
328
00:23:10,097 --> 00:23:11,181
Wait. No.
329
00:23:12,099 --> 00:23:15,185
Hold on. Could this represent Darkness?
330
00:23:15,268 --> 00:23:16,686
Absolute Darkness?
331
00:23:17,354 --> 00:23:21,274
Hold on. This is the guy from last night.
332
00:23:23,235 --> 00:23:24,694
Ambrose, where did you get these?
333
00:23:24,778 --> 00:23:28,365
These photos are the last images
beheld by these poor unfortunate souls
334
00:23:28,448 --> 00:23:30,283
before their hearts were ripped out.
335
00:23:30,367 --> 00:23:32,661
- That could've been us.
- Thank Hecate it wasn't.
336
00:23:32,744 --> 00:23:35,205
But what was different
about your encounter?
337
00:23:35,288 --> 00:23:36,540
Why were you spared?
338
00:23:36,623 --> 00:23:37,749
I don't know.
339
00:23:38,542 --> 00:23:42,629
I just got a vibe
that we should let him in.
340
00:23:42,712 --> 00:23:45,799
You showed him kindness, hospitality...
341
00:23:50,262 --> 00:23:52,097
Would you be so kind as to...
342
00:24:07,737 --> 00:24:09,030
You have to go.
343
00:24:16,246 --> 00:24:18,081
She turned the beggar away.
344
00:24:19,499 --> 00:24:21,918
She didn't invite him in like we did.
345
00:24:22,335 --> 00:24:24,254
That's why he ripped their hearts out.
346
00:24:24,671 --> 00:24:26,673
Because they were heartless.
347
00:24:27,299 --> 00:24:30,051
Sweet Satan, I believe this is the work
of an eldritch terror.
348
00:24:30,135 --> 00:24:31,761
Hecate help us! Which one?
349
00:24:31,845 --> 00:24:35,807
Well, if the vagrant you met
is a physical manifestation of a terror,
350
00:24:35,891 --> 00:24:40,479
he could be the Unwashed,
the Unloved, the Unwanted...
351
00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:44,441
the Uninvited.
352
00:24:46,151 --> 00:24:47,591
Harvey Kinkle, you brilliant squire.
353
00:24:47,652 --> 00:24:51,072
We can... We can use your drawings
to identify terrors yet to come.
354
00:24:51,156 --> 00:24:52,741
How many of those did you draw?
355
00:24:53,074 --> 00:24:55,243
Um, eight altogether.
356
00:24:55,327 --> 00:24:57,329
Eight drawings, eight potential terrors.
357
00:24:57,412 --> 00:24:59,372
One of them currently running amok
in Greendale.
358
00:24:59,456 --> 00:25:01,208
What should we do? Should we warn people?
359
00:25:01,291 --> 00:25:03,793
As mortals, you can't do much
against an eldritch terror.
360
00:25:03,877 --> 00:25:08,340
They're not monsters. They are entities
beyond human comprehension.
361
00:25:08,882 --> 00:25:10,122
We helped against the Darkness.
362
00:25:11,885 --> 00:25:12,885
That is true.
363
00:25:12,928 --> 00:25:15,055
All right, uh... All right...
364
00:25:15,764 --> 00:25:17,084
We witches will formulate a plan,
365
00:25:17,140 --> 00:25:18,980
and we will come to you
when the time is right.
366
00:25:19,392 --> 00:25:21,645
But for the meantime,
gird yourselves, friends.
367
00:25:22,270 --> 00:25:26,816
There is another war brewing, I'm afraid,
in the far reaches of the cosmos,
368
00:25:26,900 --> 00:25:30,320
where I can already hear
the steady beating of apocalyptic drums.
369
00:25:32,697 --> 00:25:34,157
You had one job, one,
370
00:25:34,824 --> 00:25:38,119
before our premier
sacred Hectian nuptial sacrament,
371
00:25:38,203 --> 00:25:40,830
and now there's an incubus loose
in Greendale.
372
00:25:40,914 --> 00:25:43,124
You must make sure
this demon doesn't get near the groom
373
00:25:43,208 --> 00:25:45,460
or any of our other male guests,
am I clear?
374
00:25:55,387 --> 00:25:57,097
We have to cancel Aunt Hilda's wedding.
375
00:25:57,180 --> 00:25:59,420
And why in the name
of the Three-in-One would we do that?
376
00:25:59,474 --> 00:26:03,061
The Absolute Darkness that our coven faced
has a relation in town,
377
00:26:03,144 --> 00:26:05,146
a fellow eldritch terror
called the Uninvited,
378
00:26:05,230 --> 00:26:07,315
who is presently unaccounted for,
379
00:26:07,399 --> 00:26:09,985
alongside six other eldritch terrors
waiting in the wings.
380
00:26:10,068 --> 00:26:12,070
Ambrose, your Aunt Hilda and her beau
381
00:26:12,153 --> 00:26:14,273
fought tooth and nail
to make it to their wedding day.
382
00:26:14,322 --> 00:26:16,783
We will safeguard against these terrors
383
00:26:16,866 --> 00:26:19,536
and our rogue incubus,
but this wedding is happening.
384
00:26:28,253 --> 00:26:31,014
I'm really excited to be playing
this wedding gig with you guys, Theo.
385
00:26:33,258 --> 00:26:36,428
You look so damn sexy holding that bass.
386
00:26:37,637 --> 00:26:39,055
I'm excited to be playing with you.
387
00:26:47,522 --> 00:26:49,899
Uninvited one, I am your acolyte.
388
00:26:49,983 --> 00:26:50,983
I am your...
389
00:26:51,526 --> 00:26:52,526
priest.
390
00:26:53,361 --> 00:26:55,572
Will you not speak to me
of the coming destruction?
391
00:26:57,741 --> 00:27:01,536
You're a herald of the Void.
You must speak to me.
392
00:27:04,372 --> 00:27:05,372
Father Blackwood...
393
00:27:09,085 --> 00:27:09,961
let me try.
394
00:27:10,045 --> 00:27:11,546
I am a teacher, after all.
395
00:27:33,735 --> 00:27:35,153
Oh, I see.
396
00:27:37,697 --> 00:27:38,907
I see what the issue is.
397
00:27:38,990 --> 00:27:40,033
It seems our...
398
00:27:41,159 --> 00:27:43,244
our guest doesn't have a tongue.
399
00:27:44,454 --> 00:27:46,122
- No tongue?
- No.
400
00:27:48,249 --> 00:27:50,502
- Is that all? Agatha.
- Hmm?
401
00:27:50,585 --> 00:27:52,962
- Bring me a tongue, child.
- What?
402
00:27:59,803 --> 00:28:00,970
Lady Morningstar.
403
00:28:03,473 --> 00:28:04,473
Caliban.
404
00:28:05,225 --> 00:28:07,060
I reflected on our conversation.
405
00:28:11,272 --> 00:28:12,649
I have something for you...
406
00:28:14,567 --> 00:28:15,860
the requested offering.
407
00:28:22,409 --> 00:28:23,535
I don't understand.
408
00:28:36,881 --> 00:28:39,008
Where did you get that tongue?
409
00:28:40,093 --> 00:28:42,512
One of our congregants, a chatty one.
410
00:28:50,562 --> 00:28:52,063
You've been naughty, Sabrina.
411
00:28:52,647 --> 00:28:55,191
You lied to Caliban
to drive a wedge between us.
412
00:28:56,276 --> 00:28:58,278
Don't deny it.
And don't worry. I'm not mad.
413
00:28:59,362 --> 00:29:00,739
- You're not?
- No...
414
00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:03,575
because I understand why you did it.
415
00:29:04,367 --> 00:29:07,078
You're lonely.
And just so you know, he did it.
416
00:29:07,162 --> 00:29:10,373
That sacrifice for your Dark Mother,
417
00:29:11,249 --> 00:29:12,083
Caliban did it.
418
00:29:12,167 --> 00:29:13,167
Oh no.
419
00:29:13,209 --> 00:29:15,587
Don't worry. He's made of clay. He's fine.
420
00:29:15,670 --> 00:29:16,796
- Oh.
- But the point is,
421
00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:18,548
he was willing to do that for me.
422
00:29:19,007 --> 00:29:22,761
So in a way, your game's helped to prove
that Caliban's a good guy.
423
00:29:23,470 --> 00:29:25,180
I'm sorry, Sabrina.
424
00:29:28,016 --> 00:29:29,016
Sabrina, are you happy?
425
00:29:30,059 --> 00:29:31,936
Because it doesn't seem like you are.
426
00:29:35,106 --> 00:29:36,649
I should be, right?
427
00:29:37,984 --> 00:29:42,405
I got the life I thought I wanted,
surrounded by the people I love, but...
428
00:29:43,406 --> 00:29:45,825
I still feel alone,
429
00:29:46,826 --> 00:29:47,911
and I don't know why.
430
00:29:49,496 --> 00:29:50,580
Are you happy?
431
00:29:51,539 --> 00:29:52,540
Yes.
432
00:29:52,624 --> 00:29:54,584
Every day in Hell's a new adventure.
433
00:29:54,667 --> 00:29:57,837
And tomorrow I get to marry the man
I'm crazy about.
434
00:29:59,464 --> 00:30:03,510
And I want you to be there,
which is why I'm giving you this.
435
00:30:07,764 --> 00:30:09,891
I understand if you can't make it, but...
436
00:30:10,558 --> 00:30:11,810
just know you're invited.
437
00:30:15,146 --> 00:30:16,146
Wait.
438
00:30:20,777 --> 00:30:22,153
I wanna give you something.
439
00:30:22,904 --> 00:30:25,406
A wedding gift, something borrowed.
440
00:30:26,783 --> 00:30:27,783
Our special place.
441
00:30:28,159 --> 00:30:29,369
I'll cherish it forever.
442
00:30:30,995 --> 00:30:32,121
Thank you, Sabrina.
443
00:30:41,214 --> 00:30:43,299
I've sent the others away. We're alone...
444
00:30:44,300 --> 00:30:46,219
two Pilgrims of the Night.
445
00:31:00,525 --> 00:31:01,860
They said you were a harbinger.
446
00:31:03,736 --> 00:31:07,365
A herald requires a sizable audience.
447
00:31:11,035 --> 00:31:13,162
I know where you can find one.
448
00:31:16,499 --> 00:31:19,794
And what do you seek, Priest?
449
00:31:19,878 --> 00:31:20,879
Bless me,
450
00:31:22,338 --> 00:31:26,509
and I will help you bring about
the final tearing down of realities.
451
00:31:53,870 --> 00:31:54,996
There.
452
00:31:55,079 --> 00:31:56,915
You have been blessed.
453
00:31:56,998 --> 00:31:58,625
Now tell me, Priest,
454
00:31:59,042 --> 00:32:01,294
which door shall I knock on next?
455
00:32:03,796 --> 00:32:04,923
Sabrina, love?
456
00:32:05,006 --> 00:32:07,300
Sabrines. Hey, are you...
457
00:32:08,176 --> 00:32:09,696
What's the matter? Why are you crying?
458
00:32:10,094 --> 00:32:12,096
- No, I am so happy for you.
- Yeah.
459
00:32:12,180 --> 00:32:15,558
- Auntie, you're the most beautiful bride.
- Yeah, well, sorry, but...
460
00:32:15,850 --> 00:32:18,269
Okay, sit down. Come on. Come on.
461
00:32:20,396 --> 00:32:21,397
Why are you crying?
462
00:32:22,941 --> 00:32:24,150
I don't wanna ruin your day.
463
00:32:24,233 --> 00:32:25,233
You won't.
464
00:32:25,276 --> 00:32:26,569
It's so stupid.
465
00:32:27,236 --> 00:32:28,571
I'm just feeling...
466
00:32:29,447 --> 00:32:33,034
lame and lonely.
467
00:32:35,119 --> 00:32:36,621
I'm sorry.
468
00:32:36,704 --> 00:32:38,915
Aw! Oh, you're so young.
469
00:32:41,501 --> 00:32:45,463
Hon, you, my sweet, gorgeous girl,
are smart and kind.
470
00:32:45,546 --> 00:32:47,840
And when you fall for someone,
471
00:32:47,924 --> 00:32:50,677
you give your love completely
and selflessly.
472
00:32:51,427 --> 00:32:53,846
You're gonna fall in love again,
you know that...
473
00:32:54,681 --> 00:32:56,599
and again, and again.
474
00:32:58,393 --> 00:33:01,062
Just you can't see it yet is all.
475
00:33:01,646 --> 00:33:05,274
Mmm. I just wish
I could fast-forward to that.
476
00:33:05,358 --> 00:33:06,275
Why would you...
477
00:33:06,359 --> 00:33:08,736
But then you'd miss
all the brilliant bits.
478
00:33:08,820 --> 00:33:09,821
I mean, look at me.
479
00:33:09,904 --> 00:33:13,449
I mean, I was alone
at 16, and 60, and 160.
480
00:33:13,533 --> 00:33:14,617
- Auntie?
- Yeah?
481
00:33:15,868 --> 00:33:17,161
- I got it.
- Oh.
482
00:33:17,245 --> 00:33:21,040
What I'm trying really poorly to say
is that...
483
00:33:21,666 --> 00:33:24,711
- the right person is worth the wait.
- Hmm.
484
00:33:33,845 --> 00:33:35,013
Now,
485
00:33:35,888 --> 00:33:38,725
at the edge of the Greendale woods,
you will find a desecrated church
486
00:33:38,808 --> 00:33:41,853
filled with witches having a wedding.
487
00:33:42,687 --> 00:33:46,315
Should you be denied at the church,
they'll undoubtedly host a reception,
488
00:33:46,399 --> 00:33:50,236
probably at a local tavern
known as Dorian's Gray Room.
489
00:33:50,319 --> 00:33:52,363
I'll draw you a map to get you there.
490
00:33:53,197 --> 00:33:56,367
Here you are, a suit worthy of our guest.
491
00:33:56,451 --> 00:33:57,994
Well done, Agatha.
492
00:33:58,077 --> 00:34:01,581
Take no pity or mercy
upon the wedding party you find.
493
00:34:02,165 --> 00:34:03,875
They're unworthy of your terrors.
494
00:34:06,586 --> 00:34:08,105
Though our friend looks like a vagrant,
495
00:34:08,129 --> 00:34:10,923
my strong suspicion is that
he is an eldritch terror...
496
00:34:12,300 --> 00:34:13,801
possibly the Uninvited.
497
00:34:13,885 --> 00:34:16,721
He kills anyone
who does not let him through their door.
498
00:34:16,971 --> 00:34:18,931
With a foul face like that,
who can blame them?
499
00:34:19,015 --> 00:34:22,602
If this gentleman knocks on our door,
we must let him in.
500
00:34:22,685 --> 00:34:24,805
We tell him we're saving him a seat,
which we will do.
501
00:34:24,854 --> 00:34:25,980
All other strangers,
502
00:34:26,064 --> 00:34:30,735
who may or may not be inhabited
by a stray incubus, are not to enter.
503
00:34:31,694 --> 00:34:33,905
Sabrina,
you and Nicholas are on door duty.
504
00:34:36,282 --> 00:34:37,282
So Melvin, huh?
505
00:34:38,159 --> 00:34:39,494
He doesn't seem to be your type.
506
00:34:41,954 --> 00:34:44,957
We went on a date, one date.
507
00:34:45,041 --> 00:34:46,709
I don't have a type.
508
00:34:46,793 --> 00:34:48,294
Sure you do.
509
00:34:48,795 --> 00:34:50,129
Sexy but wounded.
510
00:34:50,922 --> 00:34:52,465
Dangerous guys you can fix.
511
00:34:52,548 --> 00:34:55,009
I can't tell, Nick,
are you flirting with me or insulting me?
512
00:35:02,850 --> 00:35:03,851
Bride or groom?
513
00:35:07,897 --> 00:35:08,981
Do you have an invitation?
514
00:35:12,985 --> 00:35:15,863
Then you can't come in. Sorry.
515
00:35:24,622 --> 00:35:26,082
Come along, Nicky.
516
00:35:26,165 --> 00:35:28,876
I saved us a place
that's nice and private.
517
00:35:31,420 --> 00:35:32,672
What do you say, Sabrina?
518
00:35:33,548 --> 00:35:36,008
- Can you handle this alone?
- Alone? Sure.
519
00:35:36,968 --> 00:35:38,511
Might as well get used to it.
520
00:35:39,762 --> 00:35:41,764
Ooh! It's gonna be a long night.
521
00:35:43,641 --> 00:35:47,103
♪ The love shack is a little old place ♪
522
00:35:47,186 --> 00:35:52,942
♪ Where we can get together ♪
523
00:35:53,025 --> 00:35:56,362
♪ Love shack, baby ♪
524
00:35:56,445 --> 00:35:58,281
♪ A love shack, baby ♪
525
00:35:58,364 --> 00:36:01,200
♪ Love shack, baby, love shack ♪
526
00:36:01,951 --> 00:36:04,370
♪ Love shack, baby, love shack ♪
527
00:36:05,413 --> 00:36:08,541
- ♪ Love shack, baby, love shack ♪
- ♪ That's where it's at ♪
528
00:36:09,041 --> 00:36:11,502
♪ Love shack, baby, love shack... ♪
529
00:36:11,586 --> 00:36:14,005
Drop of mother's ruin
to see you through the day?
530
00:36:14,088 --> 00:36:15,088
Hmm?
531
00:36:16,424 --> 00:36:17,424
It's gin.
532
00:36:18,134 --> 00:36:19,135
Sure.
533
00:36:20,678 --> 00:36:23,973
Don't be stingy with that pour.
I have a toast to give later.
534
00:36:25,183 --> 00:36:27,059
♪ And I gotta get back ♪
535
00:36:27,143 --> 00:36:30,479
- ♪ Love shack, baby, love shack ♪
- ♪ That's where it's at ♪
536
00:36:30,563 --> 00:36:33,441
♪ Love shack, baby, love shack ♪
537
00:36:33,524 --> 00:36:37,320
♪ Dancin' and a-lovin' at the love shack ♪
538
00:36:43,993 --> 00:36:47,246
For those of you who don't know me,
I am Sabrina,
539
00:36:48,289 --> 00:36:49,749
the bride's spinster niece.
540
00:36:50,124 --> 00:36:55,046
And tonight,
I'd like to say a few words about love.
541
00:36:59,258 --> 00:37:00,718
Love is...
542
00:37:02,386 --> 00:37:04,889
Well, what is love anyway?
543
00:37:06,057 --> 00:37:07,266
I know it when I see it.
544
00:37:08,059 --> 00:37:13,773
For instance, I look at my Aunt Hilda
and Dr. Cerberus, and I see love...
545
00:37:14,774 --> 00:37:19,153
...a love that defied death,
and that is an amazing thing.
546
00:37:22,323 --> 00:37:26,160
Then I look over at Harvey,
my ex-boyfriend,
547
00:37:26,244 --> 00:37:29,330
and the lovely Roz, my best friend.
548
00:37:29,705 --> 00:37:31,249
I see love there too.
549
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:34,000
And, you know,
550
00:37:34,252 --> 00:37:35,920
that's... that's awesome.
551
00:37:37,672 --> 00:37:39,507
Is Sabrina drunk?
552
00:37:39,590 --> 00:37:42,468
And then I look at Theo and Robin,
553
00:37:42,551 --> 00:37:44,929
and I see love there too.
554
00:37:45,429 --> 00:37:48,724
Young love, new love.
555
00:37:49,141 --> 00:37:52,353
Truly, I look around this room,
556
00:37:54,063 --> 00:37:55,231
and all I see is love.
557
00:37:59,610 --> 00:38:02,655
Well, except for Nick, another ex of mine,
558
00:38:02,738 --> 00:38:04,240
who's with Prudence.
559
00:38:04,323 --> 00:38:06,284
Are they in love? I don't know.
560
00:38:06,367 --> 00:38:08,995
I suppose it beats hooking up
with random sex demons, huh?
561
00:38:09,078 --> 00:38:11,706
Thank you. Thank you, Sabrina.
562
00:38:11,789 --> 00:38:13,541
You know, my Aunt Hilda and...
563
00:38:13,624 --> 00:38:16,210
Just by the way,
doesn't she look lovely, everyone?
564
00:38:16,711 --> 00:38:18,045
Like a real vision.
565
00:38:21,966 --> 00:38:24,427
Please make it stop. Make it stop.
566
00:38:27,388 --> 00:38:28,931
Anyway... Anyway...
567
00:38:34,228 --> 00:38:40,276
My Aunt Hilda told me
that it might be, oh, 150 years
568
00:38:40,359 --> 00:38:42,695
before I meet someone who will love me.
569
00:38:42,778 --> 00:38:43,696
Miscommunication.
570
00:38:43,779 --> 00:38:45,031
A century and a half.
571
00:38:45,114 --> 00:38:48,159
But I don't know,
given the run I've been on lately,
572
00:38:48,242 --> 00:38:51,996
which, no offense to Melvin,
who, by the way,
573
00:38:52,079 --> 00:38:55,124
is jacked underneath that sweater vest,
574
00:38:55,207 --> 00:38:57,626
I'm thinking
that might be a little optimistic.
575
00:38:58,627 --> 00:39:00,129
Mr. Kinkle, if you please.
576
00:39:04,592 --> 00:39:06,302
You should be ashamed, Sabrina.
577
00:39:06,385 --> 00:39:11,474
This is your Aunt Hilda's special day,
one she's waited for for... decades,
578
00:39:11,557 --> 00:39:13,976
and you turned it
into a pity party for yourself.
579
00:39:14,060 --> 00:39:15,060
I'm so sorry.
580
00:39:15,686 --> 00:39:16,812
If you're truly sorry,
581
00:39:16,896 --> 00:39:19,648
drink some water and some coffee
and try to sober up.
582
00:39:26,238 --> 00:39:30,576
♪ I'd sit alone and watch your light ♪
583
00:39:30,659 --> 00:39:34,789
♪ My only friend through teenage nights ♪
584
00:39:34,872 --> 00:39:38,793
♪ And everything I had to know ♪
585
00:39:39,085 --> 00:39:43,464
♪ I heard it on my radio ♪
586
00:39:45,424 --> 00:39:49,553
♪ You gave them all those old time stars ♪
587
00:39:49,637 --> 00:39:53,391
♪ Through wars of worlds invaded by Mars ♪
588
00:39:53,474 --> 00:39:57,853
♪ You made 'em laugh, you made 'em cry ♪
589
00:39:57,937 --> 00:40:01,899
♪ You made us feel like we could fly ♪
590
00:40:04,151 --> 00:40:08,489
♪ So don't become some background noise ♪
591
00:40:08,572 --> 00:40:12,618
♪ A backdrop for the girls and boys ♪
592
00:40:12,701 --> 00:40:16,914
♪ Who just don't know or just don't care ♪
593
00:40:16,997 --> 00:40:21,252
♪ And just complain
When you're not there ♪
594
00:40:21,335 --> 00:40:25,297
♪ You've had your time
You've had the power ♪
595
00:40:25,381 --> 00:40:29,385
♪ You've yet to have your finest hour ♪
596
00:40:29,885 --> 00:40:31,971
♪ Radio ♪
597
00:40:34,056 --> 00:40:37,643
♪ All we hear is radio ga ga ♪
598
00:40:38,310 --> 00:40:39,687
♪ Radio goo goo ♪
599
00:40:40,354 --> 00:40:42,022
♪ Radio ga ga ♪
600
00:40:42,523 --> 00:40:46,277
♪ All we hear is radio ga ga ♪
601
00:40:46,694 --> 00:40:48,320
♪ Radio blah blah ♪
602
00:40:48,821 --> 00:40:51,991
♪ Radio, what's new? ♪
603
00:40:52,950 --> 00:40:54,493
♪ Radio ♪
604
00:40:54,952 --> 00:41:00,624
♪ Someone still loves you ♪
605
00:41:11,260 --> 00:41:12,845
Holy shit, it's the incubus!
606
00:41:28,986 --> 00:41:30,362
Oh shit, it's in Melvin.
607
00:41:49,757 --> 00:41:50,966
Is he one of yours?
608
00:41:51,926 --> 00:41:53,427
What happened to the incubus?
609
00:41:54,762 --> 00:41:56,180
I think he absorbed him.
610
00:41:57,389 --> 00:41:59,725
But who is he? And why is he here?
611
00:41:59,808 --> 00:42:02,368
He had no invitation, so Nick and I
kept him out of the ceremony.
612
00:42:02,728 --> 00:42:03,604
Oh no.
613
00:42:03,687 --> 00:42:04,897
It's him. It's...
614
00:42:04,980 --> 00:42:05,856
The Uninvited!
615
00:42:05,940 --> 00:42:07,441
Stranger, reveal thyself!
616
00:42:13,697 --> 00:42:16,283
All right. Come on now, lad.
You've had your fun.
617
00:42:16,909 --> 00:42:19,787
But this is a private event,
with a strict dress code.
618
00:42:27,461 --> 00:42:29,463
I thought Dorian was immortal.
619
00:42:29,547 --> 00:42:33,592
Immortal, yes, indestructible, no.
Look at his portrait.
620
00:42:45,229 --> 00:42:46,564
Who are you?
621
00:42:46,647 --> 00:42:47,647
What do you want?
622
00:42:52,486 --> 00:42:53,486
A toast.
623
00:42:55,197 --> 00:42:56,991
To the end of all things.
624
00:42:57,533 --> 00:42:58,533
Do as he says.
625
00:42:59,118 --> 00:43:00,327
Everyone raise their glass.
626
00:43:07,126 --> 00:43:09,461
In the beginning, there was darkness.
627
00:43:10,337 --> 00:43:11,338
Then there was fire.
628
00:43:11,755 --> 00:43:14,717
The first sentient beings
gathered around that fire.
629
00:43:14,800 --> 00:43:16,468
And when I tried to join them,
630
00:43:17,177 --> 00:43:18,470
they turned me away.
631
00:43:18,887 --> 00:43:20,222
And in that moment,
632
00:43:20,598 --> 00:43:23,892
I, the Uninvited, was named.
633
00:43:24,310 --> 00:43:25,728
When the fire died down,
634
00:43:26,270 --> 00:43:31,025
I returned to the filth that rejected me
and killed them in their sleep.
635
00:43:31,442 --> 00:43:32,901
Then I wandered the cosmos...
636
00:43:33,902 --> 00:43:34,902
alone.
637
00:43:36,488 --> 00:43:37,740
Always alone.
638
00:43:38,824 --> 00:43:40,993
Until I came upon a great table,
639
00:43:41,994 --> 00:43:43,662
and a seat was offered to me.
640
00:43:44,663 --> 00:43:47,333
I sat between the first eldritch terror,
641
00:43:47,666 --> 00:43:49,835
Darkness, my sister,
642
00:43:50,419 --> 00:43:53,672
and the third terror,
my brother, the Weird.
643
00:43:55,215 --> 00:43:57,384
I am the herald of the Void.
644
00:43:58,636 --> 00:44:01,555
I feast on the hearts
of those that reject me.
645
00:44:02,473 --> 00:44:04,892
And someone here turned me away,
646
00:44:05,934 --> 00:44:09,313
therefore, death to you all.
647
00:44:16,111 --> 00:44:16,945
Excuse me.
648
00:44:17,029 --> 00:44:19,114
Hello, sorry. Um...
649
00:44:20,115 --> 00:44:23,869
I am so sorry
that you went through all of that.
650
00:44:24,536 --> 00:44:25,746
It's horrible.
651
00:44:25,829 --> 00:44:27,665
And whoever turned you away,
652
00:44:27,748 --> 00:44:29,628
they shouldn't have.
They didn't have the right.
653
00:44:29,708 --> 00:44:34,338
And it's my wedding, and only I say
who's invited and who isn't, and...
654
00:44:35,631 --> 00:44:37,257
you are invited.
655
00:44:39,843 --> 00:44:40,843
Too late.
656
00:44:43,055 --> 00:44:44,055
It was me.
657
00:44:46,266 --> 00:44:47,267
I turned you away.
658
00:44:47,351 --> 00:44:48,602
So kill me,
659
00:44:51,855 --> 00:44:53,315
- but spare everyone else.
- No.
660
00:44:53,941 --> 00:44:55,693
Nick, you're not doing this again.
661
00:44:55,776 --> 00:44:56,777
Sabrina.
662
00:44:56,860 --> 00:44:57,860
Cousin,
663
00:44:58,153 --> 00:45:01,073
he is a being of phenomenal cosmic power.
664
00:45:01,615 --> 00:45:06,036
If you anger him, he may smite you
and the rest of us where we stand.
665
00:45:10,040 --> 00:45:12,251
You've already taken a heart, Dorian's.
666
00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:15,170
And I have an invite
667
00:45:15,254 --> 00:45:17,881
to an even better party than this one,
in Hell.
668
00:45:18,549 --> 00:45:21,135
There you'll find
everything you're looking for.
669
00:45:21,593 --> 00:45:24,888
Warmth, food, companionship,
a captive audience.
670
00:45:24,972 --> 00:45:28,559
And no one will turn you away,
not with this.
671
00:45:31,145 --> 00:45:32,354
It doesn't have my name.
672
00:45:33,105 --> 00:45:37,359
True, but it has mine,
and you could be my plus one.
673
00:45:37,443 --> 00:45:38,902
Sabrina, you can't.
674
00:45:42,239 --> 00:45:44,825
We're just going to a party in Hell,
Aunt Zee.
675
00:45:45,701 --> 00:45:46,744
What could go wrong?
676
00:45:55,043 --> 00:45:56,712
Sabrina Spellman.
677
00:45:58,714 --> 00:46:00,257
You showed up, I see.
678
00:46:02,468 --> 00:46:03,761
And you brought a friend.
679
00:46:03,844 --> 00:46:06,263
Lilith, this is my honored guest.
680
00:46:06,346 --> 00:46:08,390
Will you please keep him company
681
00:46:08,474 --> 00:46:10,559
while I have a private moment
with my twin sister?
682
00:46:11,810 --> 00:46:13,604
- She's getting dressed.
- Perfect.
683
00:46:13,687 --> 00:46:16,315
Lilith will take good care of you,
and I'll be right back.
684
00:46:18,650 --> 00:46:21,236
You brought one of the eldritch terrors?
685
00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:23,739
The Uninvited.
He's been killing people in Greendale.
686
00:46:23,822 --> 00:46:25,702
He murdered Dorian Gray
at Aunt Hilda's wedding.
687
00:46:25,741 --> 00:46:27,201
So you brought him to mine?
688
00:46:27,284 --> 00:46:30,138
I didn't know what else to do.
I thought he might do less damage in Hell.
689
00:46:31,079 --> 00:46:34,124
Is the most beautiful bride in the realm
ready for unholy...
690
00:46:34,208 --> 00:46:35,459
Why am I seeing double?
691
00:46:37,211 --> 00:46:38,796
What game are you playing at?
692
00:46:38,879 --> 00:46:39,963
It's no game, Dad.
693
00:46:40,380 --> 00:46:42,340
There are two of us,
and it's a complicated story.
694
00:46:43,550 --> 00:46:45,928
I knew it.
On the balcony for your coronation,
695
00:46:46,011 --> 00:46:48,091
I knew you were hiding something from me,
but this...
696
00:46:48,138 --> 00:46:51,892
You can be mad at us all you want, Dad,
but right now, we have a big problem.
697
00:46:51,975 --> 00:46:54,019
There's an eldritch terror
in the throne room.
698
00:46:54,728 --> 00:46:57,606
The Uninvited.
And we have to stop him somehow, kill him.
699
00:46:58,232 --> 00:46:59,942
You can't kill an eldritch terror.
700
00:47:00,818 --> 00:47:02,945
They are horror incarnate.
701
00:47:03,904 --> 00:47:08,116
The idea of horror with enough power
to tear through all the realms,
702
00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:09,409
including this one.
703
00:47:12,996 --> 00:47:14,206
What about trapping it?
704
00:47:16,667 --> 00:47:19,336
In theory, perhaps you could,
but an Acheron wouldn't do it.
705
00:47:19,419 --> 00:47:22,714
You'd need a prison
that exists outside of space and time.
706
00:47:22,798 --> 00:47:24,216
Hold on.
707
00:47:25,133 --> 00:47:27,010
I think I gave you one earlier today.
708
00:47:28,095 --> 00:47:30,222
If you're thinking what I'm thinking,
I think you did.
709
00:47:31,223 --> 00:47:32,683
What are you two on about?
710
00:47:33,100 --> 00:47:34,268
We may have a plan.
711
00:47:35,894 --> 00:47:37,938
But you're gonna
have to listen closely, Dad,
712
00:47:38,021 --> 00:47:40,274
because we're only gonna get
one shot at this.
713
00:48:10,470 --> 00:48:12,014
I know we just met,
714
00:48:12,097 --> 00:48:16,310
and this is gonna sound
a little sudden, but...
715
00:48:18,228 --> 00:48:21,398
I've been feeling so alone lately.
716
00:48:22,566 --> 00:48:24,902
I just wanna feel
like I belong somewhere...
717
00:48:25,861 --> 00:48:27,613
with someone.
718
00:48:28,864 --> 00:48:31,992
And I get the sense
that you know what that feels like too,
719
00:48:33,869 --> 00:48:36,330
to be hopelessly alone.
720
00:48:37,873 --> 00:48:40,792
So, I was wondering if you would
721
00:48:41,585 --> 00:48:45,297
maybe consider marrying me?
722
00:48:46,506 --> 00:48:47,506
Hear me out.
723
00:48:48,050 --> 00:48:51,219
If we got married,
you'd always have a home.
724
00:48:51,303 --> 00:48:54,181
We would be welcomed in two realms, and...
725
00:48:54,848 --> 00:48:58,185
forevermore, you'd be the Invited.
726
00:48:59,686 --> 00:49:00,686
So...
727
00:49:01,688 --> 00:49:02,688
what do you say?
728
00:49:08,403 --> 00:49:09,403
Stop!
729
00:49:10,656 --> 00:49:11,657
Stop the wedding!
730
00:49:12,741 --> 00:49:16,453
Sabrinas, Caliban, Honored Guest,
731
00:49:17,204 --> 00:49:21,333
you four have expressed your commitment
to one another before the hordes of Hell.
732
00:49:21,792 --> 00:49:23,710
It is with this in mind
733
00:49:24,252 --> 00:49:27,506
that I, Lucifer Morningstar,
734
00:49:27,923 --> 00:49:30,550
pronounce you husbands and wives.
735
00:49:30,634 --> 00:49:33,762
You have kissed a thousand times,
perhaps more.
736
00:49:33,845 --> 00:49:36,264
But today, the kiss is a promise
737
00:49:36,348 --> 00:49:37,683
to forever be...
738
00:49:38,725 --> 00:49:39,725
united.
739
00:49:41,144 --> 00:49:44,022
Husbands, you may kiss your brides.
740
00:50:03,208 --> 00:50:04,209
Now it's your turn.
741
00:50:13,301 --> 00:50:14,302
Ugh!
742
00:50:21,143 --> 00:50:23,353
Friends and fiends,
743
00:50:23,437 --> 00:50:27,107
won't you all join us
in the Garden of Infernal Delight
744
00:50:27,649 --> 00:50:29,192
for cocktails and canapes?
745
00:50:35,032 --> 00:50:37,826
Hey, today was brutal.
746
00:50:37,909 --> 00:50:41,079
What do you say we skip the reception
and cut straight to our wedding night?
747
00:50:42,205 --> 00:50:43,665
See that doorway over there?
748
00:50:45,959 --> 00:50:50,172
May I carry you across the threshold?
749
00:50:52,966 --> 00:50:54,217
Sure.
750
00:51:02,184 --> 00:51:03,935
This room is very special to me.
751
00:51:04,895 --> 00:51:08,065
Isn't it so warm and inviting?
752
00:51:09,357 --> 00:51:11,860
Go ahead. Make yourself at home...
753
00:51:12,611 --> 00:51:15,030
while I slip into something
a little more comfortable.
754
00:51:16,990 --> 00:51:17,990
Wait.
755
00:51:18,658 --> 00:51:19,910
This isn't right.
756
00:51:21,453 --> 00:51:22,788
Where have you brought me?
757
00:51:24,206 --> 00:51:25,749
You've broken my heart.
758
00:51:45,060 --> 00:51:46,103
What now?
759
00:51:46,186 --> 00:51:47,312
You leave, interloper.
760
00:51:47,395 --> 00:51:50,941
And for the sake of the cosmos,
henceforth you two Sabrinas are forbidden
761
00:51:51,024 --> 00:51:52,901
from ever seeing each other again.
762
00:51:53,568 --> 00:51:57,072
I banish you, false daughter,
from my realm.
763
00:51:57,155 --> 00:51:58,573
Return at your own peril.
764
00:51:59,825 --> 00:52:01,243
And take the house with you.
765
00:52:01,910 --> 00:52:04,037
No eldritch terror shall reside in Hell.
766
00:52:04,121 --> 00:52:05,121
Wait.
767
00:52:07,249 --> 00:52:08,625
Can I hug at her at least?
768
00:52:09,292 --> 00:52:10,544
Very well, if you must.
769
00:52:14,965 --> 00:52:15,965
Sabrina.
770
00:52:16,842 --> 00:52:18,385
- Still happy?
- I am.
771
00:52:19,636 --> 00:52:21,179
I made my own happiness.
772
00:52:21,888 --> 00:52:23,306
And I hope you can too.
773
00:52:30,814 --> 00:52:31,814
Remember...
774
00:52:32,649 --> 00:52:34,276
secret best friends forever.
775
00:52:34,860 --> 00:52:36,486
Secret best friends forever.
776
00:52:59,843 --> 00:53:01,261
I don't know, Salem.
777
00:53:02,304 --> 00:53:03,763
I don't know why I'm crying.
778
00:53:14,983 --> 00:53:16,193
Cousin, you're alive.
779
00:53:17,611 --> 00:53:19,821
We were about to send
a rescue party to Hell.
780
00:53:20,864 --> 00:53:23,241
- Are you all right, love?
- I'm okay, Auntie.
781
00:53:24,284 --> 00:53:27,120
And I'm so sorry about my toast.
I hope I didn't ruin your reception.
782
00:53:27,537 --> 00:53:29,831
You didn't ruin it.
That was the Uninvited.
783
00:53:29,915 --> 00:53:32,395
- If anything, you saved us.
- Sabrina, where is the Uninvited?
784
00:53:32,459 --> 00:53:34,711
Trapped in the yellow room,
sealed with a binding spell,
785
00:53:35,295 --> 00:53:36,922
existing out of space and time.
786
00:53:37,005 --> 00:53:39,685
We should interrogate it to find out more
about the terrors to come,
787
00:53:39,758 --> 00:53:42,636
find out what we can do to stop them
before the annihilation happens.
788
00:53:42,719 --> 00:53:43,719
Shh. Ambrose.
789
00:53:44,262 --> 00:53:45,262
Tomorrow.
790
00:53:45,513 --> 00:53:46,431
Tonight...
791
00:53:46,514 --> 00:53:49,142
I mean, given that we're all here,
and we're safe and sound,
792
00:53:49,226 --> 00:53:52,187
and given the shitshow
that was our reception...
793
00:53:52,270 --> 00:53:53,980
Again, not your fault, Sabrina.
794
00:53:54,064 --> 00:53:56,524
If nobody objects...
I don't think anybody will.
795
00:53:57,776 --> 00:53:58,776
...there is...
796
00:53:59,444 --> 00:54:01,363
there's one more thing
that I would like to do.
797
00:54:01,446 --> 00:54:03,573
Hildegarde Antoinette Spellman,
798
00:54:04,491 --> 00:54:07,452
as soon as I looked you in the eye,
I knew you were the one,
799
00:54:07,953 --> 00:54:09,496
the love of my life.
800
00:54:09,579 --> 00:54:11,998
And I still can't believe
I get to grow old with you,
801
00:54:13,124 --> 00:54:15,877
my fierce, my beautiful wife.
802
00:54:18,255 --> 00:54:19,547
I love you, Hilda,
803
00:54:20,548 --> 00:54:21,383
now and forever.
804
00:54:21,466 --> 00:54:22,466
Aw.
805
00:54:24,761 --> 00:54:25,762
Dr. Cee.
806
00:54:26,221 --> 00:54:28,098
Kenny.
807
00:54:29,641 --> 00:54:31,351
For my whole life, I didn't...
808
00:54:32,769 --> 00:54:35,480
I didn't really feel very special...
809
00:54:35,563 --> 00:54:37,482
...um,
810
00:54:37,565 --> 00:54:41,319
but you make me feel like maybe I am.
811
00:54:42,445 --> 00:54:45,282
And today, I'm not the bridesmaid.
I'm the bride.
812
00:54:45,365 --> 00:54:47,993
Uh, but most importantly, I'm your bride.
813
00:54:48,076 --> 00:54:51,496
And who would have thought
that the day I walked into your store
814
00:54:51,579 --> 00:54:53,790
a few weeks ago, or months ago,
or whenever it was...
815
00:54:54,791 --> 00:54:57,460
...that I wouldn't just get a job,
and that I would...
816
00:55:00,088 --> 00:55:01,089
meet you,
817
00:55:01,631 --> 00:55:05,468
this man, this very good man, who, um...
818
00:55:07,345 --> 00:55:12,309
who really makes me laugh and smile
like no other,
819
00:55:13,143 --> 00:55:16,229
who really makes me love like no other.
820
00:55:19,858 --> 00:55:20,900
I love you.
821
00:55:22,152 --> 00:55:24,195
Oh, for Hecate's sake, Hilda,
822
00:55:25,071 --> 00:55:26,281
just kiss the man.
823
00:55:41,004 --> 00:55:43,048
Father, where is the Uninvited?
824
00:55:45,258 --> 00:55:46,718
It matters not, Agatha.
825
00:55:50,096 --> 00:55:51,973
For the next eldritch terror...
826
00:55:54,059 --> 00:55:55,143
is fast approaching.
827
00:55:57,437 --> 00:56:02,025
Soon we shall bear witness
to the perverse face of the Weird.
828
00:56:18,458 --> 00:56:20,794
Sabrina's moved on with her life, Salem...
829
00:56:21,836 --> 00:56:24,381
with being queen, with Caliban,
830
00:56:25,632 --> 00:56:26,800
with having fun.
831
00:56:30,470 --> 00:56:31,596
She's having fun.
832
00:56:44,359 --> 00:56:47,028
I don't know
if this is the right thing to do, but...
833
00:56:48,071 --> 00:56:51,658
she did say
I should make my own happiness.
834
00:57:00,333 --> 00:57:02,293
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