1 00:00:02,045 --> 00:00:03,742 Freddie, it's your mom. Call me. 2 00:00:03,916 --> 00:00:05,396 Freddie, Mom, call me. 3 00:00:05,570 --> 00:00:06,615 Freddie, call me back. 4 00:00:06,789 --> 00:00:07,616 Freddie. Freddie. 5 00:00:07,790 --> 00:00:08,921 Freddie. Freddie? 6 00:00:09,096 --> 00:00:10,706 Oh, Freddie! Finally. 7 00:00:10,880 --> 00:00:12,142 Nope. Not Freddie. 8 00:00:12,316 --> 00:00:13,436 It's Jackie, your good child. 9 00:00:13,578 --> 00:00:15,754 Oh, shoot. 10 00:00:15,928 --> 00:00:17,408 Thanks, Mom. 11 00:00:17,582 --> 00:00:19,628 I'm sorry. I'm just worried about your brother. 12 00:00:19,802 --> 00:00:21,760 He's fine. 13 00:00:21,934 --> 00:00:23,446 I'm sure he'll get back to you when he stops being stupid. 14 00:00:23,458 --> 00:00:25,286 Freddie's not stupid, Jackie. 15 00:00:25,460 --> 00:00:28,028 Come on. The kid failed "Spanish I" three times. 16 00:00:28,202 --> 00:00:31,205 They were finally just like, "No más, por favor." 17 00:00:31,379 --> 00:00:33,946 Be nice. He's not like you. 18 00:00:34,121 --> 00:00:35,240 By the time you were in L.A. for a year, 19 00:00:35,252 --> 00:00:37,211 you had a job, boyfriend. 20 00:00:37,385 --> 00:00:38,647 What does Freddie have? 21 00:00:38,821 --> 00:00:41,519 Nada. He just doesn't know how to say it. 22 00:00:41,693 --> 00:00:44,131 Relax. I'm sure you'll hear from him soon. 23 00:00:44,305 --> 00:00:45,436 Okay. 24 00:00:45,610 --> 00:00:46,610 I'm sure you're right. 25 00:00:46,698 --> 00:00:47,698 Thanks, Sweetie. 26 00:00:47,786 --> 00:00:48,786 I love you, Mom. 27 00:00:48,918 --> 00:00:49,918 I love you, too. 28 00:00:52,226 --> 00:00:54,010 So you're not going to tell her 29 00:00:54,184 --> 00:00:55,652 you're flying out there to check on him? 30 00:00:55,664 --> 00:00:57,927 No, she'd just try to talk me out of it. 31 00:00:58,101 --> 00:01:00,234 It's been four days since I've heard from him, Sharon. 32 00:01:00,408 --> 00:01:01,408 I get it. 33 00:01:01,496 --> 00:01:03,150 When Ted Jr. First got married, 34 00:01:03,324 --> 00:01:04,684 I didn't hear from him for a month, 35 00:01:04,803 --> 00:01:06,283 and I freaked out. 36 00:01:06,457 --> 00:01:08,024 Turns out that nasty old wife of his 37 00:01:08,198 --> 00:01:10,374 saved my name in his phone as "Spam Risk." 38 00:01:10,548 --> 00:01:13,116 But flying out to Los Angeles is insane, 39 00:01:13,290 --> 00:01:14,683 even for you, Jean. 40 00:01:14,857 --> 00:01:17,294 Sweetie, ever since you lost Mike, 41 00:01:17,468 --> 00:01:19,340 if you don't hear back from someone right away, 42 00:01:19,514 --> 00:01:20,906 you immediately assume the worst. 43 00:01:21,081 --> 00:01:22,299 You have issues, Jean. 44 00:01:24,301 --> 00:01:25,998 This isn't a dead husband thing. 45 00:01:26,173 --> 00:01:28,523 Trust me. I just know my own kid. 46 00:01:28,697 --> 00:01:31,395 The reason Freddie failed "Spanish I" three times 47 00:01:31,569 --> 00:01:33,449 is because he couldn't ask the teacher for help. 48 00:01:33,484 --> 00:01:36,400 His silence is a scream. 49 00:01:36,574 --> 00:01:38,837 So, how long are you staying out there? 50 00:01:39,011 --> 00:01:40,187 As long as he needs me. 51 00:01:40,361 --> 00:01:41,057 So, what are you thinking? 52 00:01:41,231 --> 00:01:42,493 Pornos? Oh! 53 00:01:42,667 --> 00:01:44,027 It's California. He's good-looking. 54 00:01:44,147 --> 00:01:45,453 Spells pornos to me. 55 00:01:45,627 --> 00:01:47,890 Oh, for cripes sake, Sharon. It's Freddie. 56 00:01:48,064 --> 00:01:50,315 When was the last time you saw a good-looking guy in a porno? 57 00:01:50,327 --> 00:01:52,112 Not since everybody went hairless. 58 00:01:52,286 --> 00:01:53,722 Really? I don't mind that. 59 00:01:53,896 --> 00:01:55,376 Mm. 60 00:01:55,550 --> 00:01:57,595 I don't know who I'm supposed to be anymore. 61 00:01:57,769 --> 00:01:59,771 If I'm not mothering, am I still a mother? 62 00:01:59,945 --> 00:02:02,122 If I'm not teaching anymore, am I still a teacher? 63 00:02:02,296 --> 00:02:03,376 I think you're overreacting. 64 00:02:03,427 --> 00:02:05,647 Do we even exist, Sharon? 65 00:02:05,821 --> 00:02:08,302 Well, maybe this is when we get to slow down 66 00:02:08,476 --> 00:02:09,726 and contemplate our quiet wisdom. 67 00:02:09,738 --> 00:02:10,782 Maybe. 68 00:02:12,480 --> 00:02:13,600 We're contemplating, ya dick! 69 00:02:13,742 --> 00:02:14,742 Go around! 70 00:02:34,371 --> 00:02:36,504 Ooh, well, hello! 71 00:02:36,678 --> 00:02:38,897 Oh, who are you? 72 00:02:39,071 --> 00:02:41,422 Oh, that's quite a face you have there. 73 00:02:41,596 --> 00:02:43,036 You might want to get off the ground. 74 00:02:43,075 --> 00:02:44,108 Ripper has a tendency to hump. 75 00:02:44,120 --> 00:02:45,861 So do I. 76 00:02:46,035 --> 00:02:47,036 Oh! 77 00:02:47,210 --> 00:02:49,038 Hi. Uh, I'm Jean. 78 00:02:49,212 --> 00:02:49,778 I'm your renter. 79 00:02:49,952 --> 00:02:52,172 Hi. Ripper, inside. 80 00:02:52,346 --> 00:02:54,174 I'm Danny. Uh, I'm your host. 81 00:02:54,348 --> 00:02:56,219 Actually, I just became an Incredi-host, 82 00:02:56,393 --> 00:02:57,873 which is, uh... It's a pretty big deal 83 00:02:58,047 --> 00:02:59,309 in the hosting world. 84 00:02:59,483 --> 00:03:00,049 Um, they sent me a little sticker 85 00:03:00,223 --> 00:03:02,007 for my water bottle. 86 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:03,382 Anyway, come on in. Come on in. 87 00:03:05,707 --> 00:03:07,535 Everything okay? 88 00:03:07,709 --> 00:03:10,190 I watch a lot of "Forensic Files"... 89 00:03:10,364 --> 00:03:14,803 Nondescript white male luring women to his guest house. 90 00:03:14,977 --> 00:03:17,284 I just texted your photo and address to my friend Sharon. 91 00:03:17,458 --> 00:03:19,895 She's a security guard at Ross Dress For Less. 92 00:03:20,069 --> 00:03:21,406 She took a hanger to the neck during Black Friday 93 00:03:21,418 --> 00:03:22,767 and still finished her shift. 94 00:03:22,941 --> 00:03:26,206 So, if you murder me, you won't get away with it. 95 00:03:26,380 --> 00:03:28,295 Okay. Lots to take in there. 96 00:03:28,469 --> 00:03:29,675 Yet all I can really think about 97 00:03:29,687 --> 00:03:31,087 is being described as "nondescript." 98 00:03:33,778 --> 00:03:35,606 Ooh, wow! 99 00:03:35,780 --> 00:03:36,564 This is nice. 100 00:03:36,738 --> 00:03:38,130 Thank you. 101 00:03:38,305 --> 00:03:40,002 I, uh... I built it for my wife's parents. 102 00:03:40,176 --> 00:03:41,482 Unfortunately, my wife left. 103 00:03:41,656 --> 00:03:44,789 But fortunately, she took her parents with her. 104 00:03:44,963 --> 00:03:46,008 So, you're divorced? 105 00:03:46,182 --> 00:03:48,358 Uh, I'm en route. 106 00:03:48,532 --> 00:03:50,332 My wife and I dropped our daughter at college, 107 00:03:50,491 --> 00:03:52,524 and I turned to her and said, "Finally, it's our time." 108 00:03:52,536 --> 00:03:55,060 And she said "God, no. It's me time." 109 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:57,050 And then her lawyers started billing me for theirtime. 110 00:03:57,062 --> 00:03:58,977 So, Airbnb time. 111 00:03:59,151 --> 00:04:01,241 Anyway, clearly, I'm feeling a bit sorry for myself. 112 00:04:01,415 --> 00:04:03,504 My husband died when my kids were 11 and 8. 113 00:04:03,678 --> 00:04:05,549 Oh, God. I'm sorry. 114 00:04:05,723 --> 00:04:07,116 I really wish you'd gone first. 115 00:04:07,290 --> 00:04:09,858 Told your story first, not died. 116 00:04:10,032 --> 00:04:11,512 So, what brings you to California? 117 00:04:11,686 --> 00:04:13,557 Uh, somehow both my kids ended up here. 118 00:04:13,731 --> 00:04:14,851 You know, I think my son is in trouble. 119 00:04:14,863 --> 00:04:16,430 He hasn't called me back in four days. 120 00:04:16,604 --> 00:04:18,127 Four days? 121 00:04:18,301 --> 00:04:19,551 And you flew all the way to Los Angeles? 122 00:04:19,563 --> 00:04:21,652 My kids and I are very connected. 123 00:04:21,826 --> 00:04:23,207 Honestly, I'd still be breastfeeding 124 00:04:23,219 --> 00:04:23,872 if we lived in France. 125 00:04:26,004 --> 00:04:28,398 Okay. Uh, we got a full kitchen. 126 00:04:28,572 --> 00:04:30,574 There is a separate bedroom, 127 00:04:30,748 --> 00:04:31,998 much like my wife and I had towards the end. 128 00:04:32,010 --> 00:04:33,490 Oh. She blamed it on my snoring. 129 00:04:33,664 --> 00:04:35,132 I think it was more to do with the 30-year-old lifeguard 130 00:04:35,144 --> 00:04:36,580 she was sleeping with. 131 00:04:36,754 --> 00:04:38,103 I don't know why I told you that. 132 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:40,715 Oh, people tell me stuff. It's kind of a thing with me. 133 00:04:40,889 --> 00:04:42,760 Ah.Which is why it bothers me so much 134 00:04:42,934 --> 00:04:44,359 that I don't know what's going on with my son. 135 00:04:44,371 --> 00:04:46,056 Ah, well, you know, sometimes you have to wait 136 00:04:46,068 --> 00:04:47,068 for people to come to you. 137 00:04:47,199 --> 00:04:48,592 Yeah. 138 00:04:48,766 --> 00:04:50,638 I'm more of a hunt them down 139 00:04:50,812 --> 00:04:52,814 and force my love on them kind of person. 140 00:04:52,988 --> 00:04:54,555 So when you watch "Forensic Files," 141 00:04:54,729 --> 00:04:56,296 whose side are you on there, Jean? 142 00:04:56,470 --> 00:04:57,993 Always on the side of the mom. 143 00:05:01,039 --> 00:05:04,695 Just remember, whatever's going on with Freddie, stay calm. 144 00:05:04,869 --> 00:05:07,219 Even if it's hookers. 145 00:05:07,394 --> 00:05:09,047 It's not hookers, Sharon! 146 00:05:09,221 --> 00:05:11,560 You know I browbeat a healthy respect for women into that boy. 147 00:05:11,572 --> 00:05:12,747 I'll call you later. 148 00:05:17,926 --> 00:05:18,666 Oh, thank God. 149 00:05:18,840 --> 00:05:19,971 Freddie! 150 00:05:20,145 --> 00:05:21,451 Mom! Oh, Mom! 151 00:05:21,625 --> 00:05:23,584 Um, Celia, my mom's here! 152 00:05:23,758 --> 00:05:24,889 Oh, my God, that's your mom? 153 00:05:25,063 --> 00:05:27,718 Freddie, you didn't tell me your mom was coming. 154 00:05:27,892 --> 00:05:29,764 I didn't know my mom was coming. 155 00:05:29,938 --> 00:05:31,698 Mom, what are you... What are you doing here? 156 00:05:31,809 --> 00:05:34,812 I brought you socks and the toilet paper you like. 157 00:05:34,986 --> 00:05:36,324 You know, your door was unlocked, Freddie. 158 00:05:36,336 --> 00:05:38,033 And almost all my murder shows 159 00:05:38,207 --> 00:05:40,601 start with an unlocked door in a bad neighborhood. 160 00:05:40,775 --> 00:05:41,471 This isn't a bad neighborhood. 161 00:05:41,645 --> 00:05:42,852 There's a pot store on the corner. 162 00:05:42,864 --> 00:05:43,908 It's Los Angeles, Mom. 163 00:05:44,082 --> 00:05:45,115 There's a pot store on every corner. 164 00:05:45,127 --> 00:05:45,954 Why haven't I heard from you? 165 00:05:46,128 --> 00:05:47,390 I've been really busy. 166 00:05:47,564 --> 00:05:50,175 Of course. I understand that. 167 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:51,699 Do you need help, Freddie? 168 00:05:51,873 --> 00:05:53,744 I'm here now. Just ask. 169 00:05:53,918 --> 00:05:55,311 What? 170 00:05:55,485 --> 00:05:56,965 What? Oh, my God. 171 00:05:57,139 --> 00:05:58,270 Mom, is this about Spanish? 172 00:05:58,445 --> 00:06:00,403 Ms. Fuentes was there for you. 173 00:06:00,577 --> 00:06:01,697 She offered to meet with you after school, 174 00:06:01,709 --> 00:06:03,363 but you kept saying, "I've got this." 175 00:06:03,537 --> 00:06:05,457 But you didn't have it, Freddie. You needed help. 176 00:06:05,582 --> 00:06:07,758 Yeah, Mom, that was in seventh grade! 177 00:06:07,932 --> 00:06:10,544 I'm 23 years old, and I'm a grown-ass man. 178 00:06:10,718 --> 00:06:12,850 Grown-ass men can fall through the cracks. 179 00:06:13,024 --> 00:06:15,766 A lot of them are outside that pot shop right now. 180 00:06:16,985 --> 00:06:18,943 Do you want me to tag you in this? 181 00:06:19,117 --> 00:06:21,076 Who is this? 182 00:06:21,250 --> 00:06:22,904 Mom, this is Celia. 183 00:06:23,078 --> 00:06:24,514 Uh, Celia's my... 184 00:06:24,688 --> 00:06:27,125 Don't be dumb, Fred. Say it. 185 00:06:27,299 --> 00:06:30,346 My Bae. 186 00:06:30,520 --> 00:06:31,826 I am so happy to meet you. 187 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:34,350 Freddie talks about you all the time. 188 00:06:34,524 --> 00:06:36,035 Really? Because I've never heard about you. 189 00:06:36,047 --> 00:06:37,788 But I'd like to. 190 00:06:37,962 --> 00:06:39,561 Where are you from? What do you do for a living? 191 00:06:39,573 --> 00:06:40,653 Do twins run in your family? 192 00:06:40,791 --> 00:06:42,576 No, no, no, no. We're not doing this. 193 00:06:42,750 --> 00:06:44,665 Born in Cuba, raised in Laurel Canyon. 194 00:06:44,839 --> 00:06:46,623 I'm a social media influencer. 195 00:06:46,797 --> 00:06:49,060 Mom's a twin and so is my aunt. 196 00:06:49,234 --> 00:06:50,584 Mm. Hey, Mom. 197 00:06:50,758 --> 00:06:52,107 Yeah? I'm serious. 198 00:06:52,281 --> 00:06:54,281 You can't just show up to my apartment unannounced. 199 00:06:54,326 --> 00:06:55,980 I'm not some visitor. 200 00:06:56,154 --> 00:06:57,373 I birthed you. 201 00:06:57,547 --> 00:07:00,245 You're part of my body. 202 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:01,800 A person doesn't have to call to say 203 00:07:01,812 --> 00:07:03,172 they're visiting their left breast. 204 00:07:03,292 --> 00:07:05,512 That's true. 205 00:07:05,686 --> 00:07:07,719 It's not like I make a habit of showing up unannounced. 206 00:07:07,731 --> 00:07:09,733 I haven't seen you in months. 207 00:07:09,907 --> 00:07:11,735 I've never even been to this new apartment, 208 00:07:11,909 --> 00:07:14,259 which is shockingly nice, by the way. 209 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:16,914 Why "shockingly nice"? 210 00:07:17,088 --> 00:07:18,251 Hey, Mom, I've been at a gaming convention 211 00:07:18,263 --> 00:07:19,700 for the last five days. 212 00:07:19,874 --> 00:07:20,906 I sold that game I've been working on. 213 00:07:20,918 --> 00:07:21,951 It's... It's a big deal. 214 00:07:21,963 --> 00:07:24,226 Oh, honey, you sold your game? 215 00:07:24,400 --> 00:07:26,794 Oh, that's a huge deal! 216 00:07:26,968 --> 00:07:28,622 Do the women look like real women? 217 00:07:28,796 --> 00:07:29,872 Yeah, Mom, I took all your notes. 218 00:07:29,884 --> 00:07:31,886 Oh, congratulations! 219 00:07:32,060 --> 00:07:33,931 I'm so proud of you! 220 00:07:34,105 --> 00:07:35,672 We have to celebrate. 221 00:07:35,846 --> 00:07:38,240 Yeah, well, we kinda were. 222 00:07:38,414 --> 00:07:40,503 Oh. Oh! 223 00:07:40,677 --> 00:07:42,592 Sorry. I guess I interrupted. 224 00:07:42,766 --> 00:07:44,507 I-I'll, um... I'll leave you guys to it. 225 00:07:44,681 --> 00:07:46,378 Uh, Mom, I'm... I'm sorry. 226 00:07:46,553 --> 00:07:48,076 Wait. Uh, how long are you in town? 227 00:07:48,250 --> 00:07:48,990 Maybe we can celebrate tomorrow? 228 00:07:49,164 --> 00:07:51,166 Oh. Sure. 229 00:07:51,340 --> 00:07:53,603 Um, I could cook dinner at my place. 230 00:07:53,777 --> 00:07:55,779 I'll make my famous meatloaf. 231 00:07:55,953 --> 00:07:58,608 And, you, Bae, are, of course, welcome. 232 00:07:58,782 --> 00:08:00,480 Nope. Her name is Celia. 233 00:08:00,654 --> 00:08:02,046 Uh, I'll call your sister and Andy. 234 00:08:02,220 --> 00:08:03,657 You have a sister, Fred? 235 00:08:03,831 --> 00:08:06,094 She doesn't know Jackie? 236 00:08:06,268 --> 00:08:07,268 Uh... 237 00:08:07,356 --> 00:08:08,836 Yeah, I don't... 238 00:08:09,010 --> 00:08:11,186 I don't really talk to Jackie these days. 239 00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:14,102 I have a cousin named Jackie whom I also don't talk to. 240 00:08:14,276 --> 00:08:15,973 That's weird, right? 241 00:08:16,147 --> 00:08:17,528 What do you mean you don't talk to her? 242 00:08:17,540 --> 00:08:20,282 She lives in Florida. Deep Florida. 243 00:08:20,456 --> 00:08:22,850 I mean, she doesn't call me. 244 00:08:23,024 --> 00:08:23,677 So, if that's the way that she wants it, 245 00:08:23,851 --> 00:08:24,895 it's fine with me, I guess. 246 00:08:25,069 --> 00:08:26,549 Why would she want it that way? 247 00:08:26,723 --> 00:08:28,464 Because that's where her parents live. 248 00:08:31,728 --> 00:08:34,470 Sharon! Freddie is alive and he has a girlfriend. 249 00:08:34,644 --> 00:08:37,038 And get this. Freddie and Jackie haven't spoken in months. 250 00:08:37,212 --> 00:08:39,693 What? Those two used to be inseparable. 251 00:08:39,867 --> 00:08:41,521 They used to take baths together. 252 00:08:41,695 --> 00:08:43,653 I know. I got kicked off of Facebook 253 00:08:43,827 --> 00:08:46,438 for posting the video. 254 00:08:46,613 --> 00:08:49,006 How could anybody be offended by that little dangle? 255 00:08:50,965 --> 00:08:52,749 I'm at Jackie's. I'll call you later. 256 00:08:57,711 --> 00:08:59,887 Hello. I-Is Jackie here? 257 00:09:00,061 --> 00:09:01,529 Whatever it is, she's not gonna sign it. 258 00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:02,803 She doesn't believe in anything. 259 00:09:02,977 --> 00:09:04,282 What? I don't like that. 260 00:09:04,456 --> 00:09:05,588 I'm her mother. 261 00:09:05,762 --> 00:09:06,502 You're Jackie's mother? 262 00:09:06,676 --> 00:09:08,417 Yes. Jackie's mother. 263 00:09:08,591 --> 00:09:09,810 At Jackie's apartment. 264 00:09:09,984 --> 00:09:11,202 Who are you? 265 00:09:11,376 --> 00:09:12,856 Oh, I'm sorry. I'm Lane. 266 00:09:13,030 --> 00:09:14,030 I live with Jackie. 267 00:09:14,075 --> 00:09:15,194 Nice to meet you, Mrs. Raines. 268 00:09:15,206 --> 00:09:16,512 Ah. 269 00:09:16,686 --> 00:09:18,122 Where's Andy? 270 00:09:18,296 --> 00:09:20,516 Okay, um, Andy is Jackie's ex-boyfriend, right? 271 00:09:20,690 --> 00:09:22,779 Ex-boyfriend? Since when? 272 00:09:22,953 --> 00:09:23,780 Well, before my time, but I think the ghosting 273 00:09:23,954 --> 00:09:26,348 happened four months ago. 274 00:09:26,522 --> 00:09:29,830 Not ghost like "boo." Ghost like "bye, boo." 275 00:09:30,004 --> 00:09:31,962 A-Andy just left? And now you two are dating? 276 00:09:32,136 --> 00:09:34,008 Oh, no. I'm gay. 277 00:09:34,182 --> 00:09:35,662 Yeah, you couldn't tell. 278 00:09:35,836 --> 00:09:37,533 I'm not really "L.A. gay" yet. 279 00:09:37,707 --> 00:09:39,305 I did okay in Wooster. That's where I'm from. 280 00:09:39,317 --> 00:09:41,102 I mean, it's very low-key homo there. 281 00:09:41,276 --> 00:09:42,308 Like, the grooming shop at Petco was kind of a scene, 282 00:09:42,320 --> 00:09:43,974 but nothing like here. 283 00:09:44,148 --> 00:09:46,934 Jackie's right. You're very easy to talk to. 284 00:09:48,892 --> 00:09:51,286 Why is Jackie keeping secrets from me? 285 00:09:51,460 --> 00:09:53,624 She broke up with Andy and she's not speaking to her brother? 286 00:09:53,636 --> 00:09:54,636 Jackie has a brother? 287 00:09:54,681 --> 00:09:56,291 What the hell? 288 00:09:56,465 --> 00:09:58,032 Jackie's very private. 289 00:09:58,206 --> 00:09:58,989 Like, I only found out about her dating Hank 290 00:09:59,163 --> 00:10:00,323 because the walls are so thin. 291 00:10:00,338 --> 00:10:02,340 Wh-Who's Hank? 292 00:10:02,514 --> 00:10:03,733 Her boss. 293 00:10:03,907 --> 00:10:05,692 I shouldn't say more. He's old. 294 00:10:05,866 --> 00:10:06,942 That's all you're getting out of me. 295 00:10:06,954 --> 00:10:08,738 He drives a PT Cruiser. 296 00:10:08,912 --> 00:10:11,306 Okay. That's enough. 297 00:10:11,480 --> 00:10:13,862 Lane, you and Jackie are coming over for dinner tomorrow night. 298 00:10:13,874 --> 00:10:15,876 We're gonna get this whole thing out in the open. 299 00:10:16,050 --> 00:10:19,183 And I apologize in advance. It could get ugly. 300 00:10:19,357 --> 00:10:21,173 I came out to my parents on the drive to Bible Camp. 301 00:10:21,185 --> 00:10:22,404 You don't know ugly. 302 00:10:27,888 --> 00:10:30,717 How did this happen? 303 00:10:30,891 --> 00:10:33,545 I was always the mom who had the special bond with her kids. 304 00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:35,199 They used to tell me everything. 305 00:10:35,373 --> 00:10:37,013 I was the first person that Freddie called 306 00:10:37,114 --> 00:10:39,160 when he thought he lost his virginity. 307 00:10:39,334 --> 00:10:41,379 Hmm. So to answer your question, 308 00:10:41,553 --> 00:10:43,593 uh, the Wi-Fi password is on the back of the router. 309 00:10:43,686 --> 00:10:45,514 It's "kookaburra." 310 00:10:45,688 --> 00:10:47,647 Sorry. I guess that's a lot. 311 00:10:47,821 --> 00:10:49,027 I just never wanted to be the mom 312 00:10:49,039 --> 00:10:50,562 whose kids ended up in therapy, 313 00:10:50,737 --> 00:10:52,086 talking to some overpriced quack 314 00:10:52,260 --> 00:10:54,479 who wasn't smart enough to be a real doctor. 315 00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:56,917 I'm a therapist. 316 00:10:57,091 --> 00:10:59,136 Kookaburra, you say? 317 00:10:59,310 --> 00:11:01,661 Look, I know you want to be close to your kids, of course. 318 00:11:01,835 --> 00:11:04,751 But sometimes when we lose someone prematurely, 319 00:11:04,925 --> 00:11:06,666 like you have with your husband, 320 00:11:06,840 --> 00:11:09,364 it can cause us to hold on to those we love tighter 321 00:11:09,538 --> 00:11:11,671 than we would otherwise when what's really needed 322 00:11:11,845 --> 00:11:13,368 is to let them go. 323 00:11:13,542 --> 00:11:15,152 Wow, you're good. 324 00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:17,764 They're here. Get out. 325 00:11:17,938 --> 00:11:19,809 Yes, okay. I will... I will leave, 326 00:11:19,983 --> 00:11:21,843 but hey, don't... please don't let your time with family 327 00:11:21,855 --> 00:11:23,334 affect your review, okay? 328 00:11:23,508 --> 00:11:25,498 Just remember that your stay here can still be five stars 329 00:11:25,510 --> 00:11:26,761 even though your kids are like two. 330 00:11:26,773 --> 00:11:27,817 Okay, I'll go. 331 00:11:29,863 --> 00:11:31,865 Hi. Mom, I can't believe you're here. 332 00:11:32,039 --> 00:11:33,898 I-I can't believe you went over to my apartment. 333 00:11:33,910 --> 00:11:35,683 I can't believe you pumped my friend for information 334 00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:36,217 about my personal life. 335 00:11:36,391 --> 00:11:37,827 Not pumped. 336 00:11:38,001 --> 00:11:40,438 Charmed. 337 00:11:40,612 --> 00:11:42,820 Jackie, why didn't you tell me that you and Andy broke up? 338 00:11:42,832 --> 00:11:44,399 Mom! Why did you invite Jackie? 339 00:11:44,573 --> 00:11:46,140 Oh, you're Jackie? 340 00:11:46,314 --> 00:11:47,825 You look nothing like my cousin Jackie. 341 00:11:47,837 --> 00:11:49,871 Well, my cousin Jackie doesn't even look like my cousin Jackie. 342 00:11:49,883 --> 00:11:50,927 She got a new chin. 343 00:11:51,101 --> 00:11:52,712 Oh, I love your house. 344 00:11:52,886 --> 00:11:55,671 So many great backgrounds. 345 00:11:55,845 --> 00:11:57,804 Jackie, say hi to your brother. 346 00:11:57,978 --> 00:11:58,978 He really missed you. 347 00:11:59,022 --> 00:12:00,328 I didn't say that.Mm. 348 00:12:00,502 --> 00:12:01,329 Well, she misses you. 349 00:12:01,503 --> 00:12:02,504 I said he was stupid. 350 00:12:02,678 --> 00:12:03,853 Come on, you guys. 351 00:12:04,027 --> 00:12:05,768 You have to patch things up. 352 00:12:05,942 --> 00:12:06,726 Oh, is this why you flew out here? 353 00:12:06,900 --> 00:12:08,162 To butt into my life? 354 00:12:08,336 --> 00:12:10,216 No. I flew out here to butt into Freddie's life. 355 00:12:10,381 --> 00:12:11,719 But then I find out that somehow Freddie's doing great 356 00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,167 and you're a mess. 357 00:12:13,341 --> 00:12:14,168 Oh, "somehow" Freddie is doing great. 358 00:12:14,342 --> 00:12:16,039 Thanks, Mom. 359 00:12:16,213 --> 00:12:18,247 "Somehow" doing great in his "shockingly" nice apartment. 360 00:12:18,259 --> 00:12:20,957 Hi. Celia. Cute top. Cute bottoms. 361 00:12:21,131 --> 00:12:22,654 Lane. Thanks. 362 00:12:22,829 --> 00:12:24,395 Cute everything on you, too. 363 00:12:24,569 --> 00:12:26,310 How long have you been dating Fred's sister? 364 00:12:26,484 --> 00:12:28,051 Oh, we're not dating. I'm gay. 365 00:12:28,225 --> 00:12:29,585 Don't worry that you couldn't tell. 366 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:31,651 Hmm, I could tell. I just didn't know if you could tell. 367 00:12:31,663 --> 00:12:33,404 We talk every day. 368 00:12:33,578 --> 00:12:34,938 But I have to come here to find out 369 00:12:35,102 --> 00:12:38,192 that you're dating an old man and Freddie's dating... 370 00:12:38,366 --> 00:12:40,237 a brunette. 371 00:12:41,891 --> 00:12:45,199 You guys, let me tell you a story. 372 00:12:45,373 --> 00:12:49,072 When your dad died, I felt completely alone. 373 00:12:49,246 --> 00:12:50,409 But you know who showed up for me every day? 374 00:12:50,421 --> 00:12:52,380 My family. 375 00:12:52,554 --> 00:12:56,166 Yep. With board games and terrible, terrible food. 376 00:12:56,340 --> 00:12:58,952 So much tuna hot dish. 377 00:12:59,126 --> 00:13:01,824 And they... They got me through it. 378 00:13:01,998 --> 00:13:03,957 But you don't get to pick your family. 379 00:13:04,131 --> 00:13:05,872 You think I picked mine? 380 00:13:06,046 --> 00:13:08,526 Aunt Daphne the Flat-Earther? 381 00:13:08,700 --> 00:13:10,354 My brother Jim 382 00:13:10,528 --> 00:13:12,083 with the white stuff in the corners of his mouth 383 00:13:12,095 --> 00:13:14,315 or his wife with the rat in her pocket 384 00:13:14,489 --> 00:13:17,231 or your cousin Liam with the vibrating eye. 385 00:13:17,405 --> 00:13:19,929 When it comes to family, you get what you get. 386 00:13:20,103 --> 00:13:21,278 And you two got each other. 387 00:13:23,193 --> 00:13:25,239 And you got me. 388 00:13:25,413 --> 00:13:28,372 And we are a village. 389 00:13:30,157 --> 00:13:31,157 I'm going home. 390 00:13:31,201 --> 00:13:32,812 No, you stay. I'll go home. 391 00:13:32,986 --> 00:13:35,379 You guys, I am your home. 392 00:13:35,553 --> 00:13:36,816 I am also still your mother 393 00:13:36,990 --> 00:13:38,980 and neither one of you are leaving until you make up. 394 00:13:38,992 --> 00:13:40,863 Yeah, that doesn't work anymore, Mom. 395 00:13:41,037 --> 00:13:42,647 Why?! 396 00:13:50,655 --> 00:13:51,787 I thought you were leaving. 397 00:13:51,961 --> 00:13:53,484 I'm calling a Lyft. 398 00:13:53,658 --> 00:13:55,182 Where's your car? 399 00:13:55,356 --> 00:13:58,141 I don't want to talk about it. 400 00:13:58,315 --> 00:13:59,315 I thought youwere leaving. 401 00:13:59,403 --> 00:14:00,403 I have to wait for Celia. 402 00:14:02,058 --> 00:14:04,104 Sorry, your mom just stopped hugging me. 403 00:14:09,674 --> 00:14:11,154 Nothing? 404 00:14:11,328 --> 00:14:13,200 Okay, well, we'll see you at Christmas then. 405 00:14:13,374 --> 00:14:13,809 Come on, Celia, let's get out of here. 406 00:14:13,983 --> 00:14:15,376 Fred, stop. 407 00:14:15,550 --> 00:14:17,421 You are kind of being the worst. 408 00:14:17,595 --> 00:14:19,032 We've been semi-serious for a month, 409 00:14:19,206 --> 00:14:20,685 and super serious for two months, 410 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:22,949 and I didn't even know you had a sister. 411 00:14:23,123 --> 00:14:24,323 I'm not going anywhere with you 412 00:14:24,341 --> 00:14:25,809 until you deal with this family stuff. 413 00:14:25,821 --> 00:14:27,867 Like a grown-ass man. 414 00:14:28,041 --> 00:14:29,378 You know how lucky you are to have a mother 415 00:14:29,390 --> 00:14:31,044 who cares thatmuch? 416 00:14:31,218 --> 00:14:34,395 My mother wouldn't fly out here to throw holy water on me. 417 00:14:34,569 --> 00:14:37,702 Am I the only one who was moved by that village speech? 418 00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:39,879 Yes. Yeah. 419 00:14:40,053 --> 00:14:41,924 I'm gonna go to work. 420 00:14:42,098 --> 00:14:44,579 I have to livestream myself buying oat milk. 421 00:14:44,753 --> 00:14:47,364 You want to come? You can be myfake date now. 422 00:14:47,538 --> 00:14:48,701 Good enough for prom, good enough for tonight. 423 00:14:51,107 --> 00:14:52,107 He wasn't my fake date! 424 00:14:54,632 --> 00:14:55,764 Do you want a ride? 425 00:14:55,938 --> 00:14:57,200 I want a beer. 426 00:15:04,816 --> 00:15:07,341 Oh, I'm sorry, I was looking for... 427 00:15:07,515 --> 00:15:08,124 You okay? 428 00:15:08,298 --> 00:15:09,343 No. 429 00:15:09,517 --> 00:15:12,172 I was... I was talking to Ripper. 430 00:15:12,346 --> 00:15:15,262 Hey, um, I, uh... I heard a lot of what went on 431 00:15:15,436 --> 00:15:17,960 'cause your family's very, very loud. 432 00:15:18,134 --> 00:15:19,167 I can't believe they walked out. 433 00:15:19,179 --> 00:15:20,267 Yeah. 434 00:15:20,441 --> 00:15:21,790 You were right. 435 00:15:21,964 --> 00:15:23,705 They're done with me. 436 00:15:23,879 --> 00:15:27,013 That's not quite what I said. 437 00:15:27,187 --> 00:15:28,567 I've lived my whole life for those two. 438 00:15:28,579 --> 00:15:30,233 Mm. 439 00:15:30,407 --> 00:15:34,324 I have made serious personal sacrifices. 440 00:15:34,498 --> 00:15:38,328 My only vacation was dropping them at Astro Camp. 441 00:15:38,502 --> 00:15:40,809 I got my bras from my gym's lost and found. 442 00:15:40,983 --> 00:15:44,465 And I think this one was lost on purpose. 443 00:15:44,639 --> 00:15:46,641 I cover up the grey in my hair with a Sharpie. 444 00:15:46,815 --> 00:15:49,818 Even now, I haven't had sex in four years. 445 00:15:49,992 --> 00:15:52,734 And it was four years before that. 446 00:15:52,908 --> 00:15:55,998 It should be an Olympic sport. 447 00:15:56,172 --> 00:15:58,696 You are a plain-talking woman, aren't you, Jean? 448 00:15:58,870 --> 00:16:00,785 This sucks. 449 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,440 You get 18 years of keeping them alive 450 00:16:02,483 --> 00:16:03,658 around an inch of water, 451 00:16:03,832 --> 00:16:05,832 and when they can finally do something interesting, 452 00:16:05,877 --> 00:16:07,955 you don't even get to enjoy the fruits of your labor. 453 00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:10,404 What's the point? 454 00:16:10,578 --> 00:16:12,275 The satisfaction in knowing that you raised 455 00:16:12,449 --> 00:16:14,483 healthy, interesting, relatively independent adults. 456 00:16:14,495 --> 00:16:16,366 Big whoop. 457 00:16:16,540 --> 00:16:18,368 I'm all alone. 458 00:16:18,542 --> 00:16:21,197 Well, alone's not so bad. 459 00:16:21,371 --> 00:16:23,852 You know, since Cheryl left, I can cook fish in the house. 460 00:16:24,026 --> 00:16:25,593 I can eat it in my undies. 461 00:16:25,767 --> 00:16:27,595 Also allowed to use the word "undies" now. 462 00:16:27,769 --> 00:16:28,988 Cheryl had a lot of rules. 463 00:16:30,163 --> 00:16:31,773 Oh. 464 00:16:31,947 --> 00:16:33,166 Hey. 465 00:16:33,340 --> 00:16:35,864 Thanks for being here. 466 00:16:36,038 --> 00:16:39,259 You really are an Incredi-host. 467 00:16:39,433 --> 00:16:40,129 I try to think of all the amenities: 468 00:16:40,303 --> 00:16:41,870 You know, sulfate-free shampoo, 469 00:16:42,044 --> 00:16:43,480 a welcome basket of fruit, 470 00:16:43,654 --> 00:16:45,047 emotional support. 471 00:16:45,221 --> 00:16:47,397 You have good lips. 472 00:16:47,571 --> 00:16:49,371 Well, I was gonna say you have good lips, too. 473 00:16:53,577 --> 00:16:55,492 I can't believe she came here. 474 00:16:55,666 --> 00:16:57,146 You know the reason that she came here 475 00:16:57,320 --> 00:16:58,713 is 'cause she doesn't respect me. 476 00:16:58,887 --> 00:17:00,889 She just waltzed right into my apartment. 477 00:17:01,063 --> 00:17:03,109 She didn't knock, nothing. I'm a grown-ass man. 478 00:17:03,283 --> 00:17:05,241 Oh, please, Freddie. You love it. 479 00:17:05,415 --> 00:17:06,242 What do I love? 480 00:17:06,416 --> 00:17:07,852 Being her little baby boy. 481 00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,158 She still buys your socks. 482 00:17:09,332 --> 00:17:11,291 No. 483 00:17:11,465 --> 00:17:13,380 So? 484 00:17:13,554 --> 00:17:15,382 So that means all the responsibility is on me. 485 00:17:15,556 --> 00:17:17,427 For everything. The daily phone calls. 486 00:17:17,601 --> 00:17:19,255 The birthday cards. 487 00:17:19,429 --> 00:17:21,475 The endless computer and smartphone tutorials. 488 00:17:21,649 --> 00:17:22,855 I mean, how many times do I have to show her 489 00:17:22,867 --> 00:17:24,304 how to take a selfie? 490 00:17:24,478 --> 00:17:25,958 And who is she sending the selfies to? 491 00:17:27,568 --> 00:17:29,265 Of course. 492 00:17:29,439 --> 00:17:31,560 Also, guess who's gonna take care of her when she's decrepit. 493 00:17:31,572 --> 00:17:33,052 So don't do it if you don't want to. 494 00:17:33,226 --> 00:17:34,737 Okay, sure. Then what'll happen to her? 495 00:17:34,749 --> 00:17:36,709 We just put her on a log and float her out to sea? 496 00:17:36,838 --> 00:17:38,828 Why are we talking about this? I'm gonna have nightmares. 497 00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:40,569 'Cause I'm the one that thinks about these things 498 00:17:40,581 --> 00:17:42,496 and makes a plan for the day people die. 499 00:17:42,670 --> 00:17:43,990 While you play stupid video games. 500 00:17:44,150 --> 00:17:45,890 Which is my career. 501 00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,358 Yeah, 'cause you get to do whatever you want. 502 00:17:47,370 --> 00:17:49,372 And I'm not fun. 503 00:17:49,546 --> 00:17:51,809 What? That's what Andy said. 504 00:17:51,983 --> 00:17:54,116 He said I was already a boring old lady. 505 00:17:54,290 --> 00:17:56,379 And then he took the Nissan and he drove away. 506 00:17:56,553 --> 00:17:57,250 The car lease was in his name. 507 00:17:57,424 --> 00:17:59,556 The apartment lease was in mine. 508 00:17:59,730 --> 00:18:01,428 Critical error. 509 00:18:01,602 --> 00:18:02,951 Not really. 510 00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:04,692 It would suck to live in a Nissan. 511 00:18:07,782 --> 00:18:10,567 Why'd you stop calling me? 512 00:18:10,741 --> 00:18:13,004 I just wanted to see, if I wasn't the one to call you, 513 00:18:13,179 --> 00:18:14,528 if I'd ever hear from you again. 514 00:18:14,702 --> 00:18:16,095 So, it was like a test? 515 00:18:16,269 --> 00:18:18,314 Yeah. 516 00:18:18,488 --> 00:18:21,100 Like a Spanish test. 517 00:18:21,274 --> 00:18:23,537 You suck. 518 00:18:23,711 --> 00:18:25,930 I'm not in seventh grade anymore, you know? 519 00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:28,324 You're not? How are you different? 520 00:18:28,498 --> 00:18:30,326 I go all the way with my girlfriend. 521 00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:32,111 Oh, my God. 522 00:18:32,285 --> 00:18:34,113 Is that all you've got? 523 00:18:34,287 --> 00:18:35,331 Honestly, yeah. 524 00:18:36,941 --> 00:18:38,844 I mean, what else is there? It's called all the way. 525 00:18:38,856 --> 00:18:39,335 That's true. That's it. 526 00:18:39,509 --> 00:18:41,337 Mm-hmm. 527 00:18:43,339 --> 00:18:45,689 You know, maybe we can just try 528 00:18:45,863 --> 00:18:47,778 to have a grown-up relationship. 529 00:18:47,952 --> 00:18:49,420 Where I-I'm not the loser little brother 530 00:18:49,432 --> 00:18:50,595 and you don't have to be perfect all the time. 531 00:18:50,607 --> 00:18:52,653 Okay. 532 00:18:52,827 --> 00:18:54,033 And maybe you can get Mom the birthday card this year. 533 00:18:54,045 --> 00:18:56,091 Yes, I totally could. 534 00:18:56,265 --> 00:18:57,048 When's her birthday? 535 00:18:59,616 --> 00:19:01,488 This is probably a terrible idea. 536 00:19:01,662 --> 00:19:03,968 It's absolutely a terrible idea. 537 00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:05,143 I don't care. Do you? 538 00:19:05,274 --> 00:19:06,623 Less by the second. 539 00:19:07,494 --> 00:19:08,321 No! 540 00:19:08,495 --> 00:19:09,713 - Oh! - Oh, my God! 541 00:19:09,887 --> 00:19:11,802 Ah! I haven't been kissed in five years! 542 00:19:11,976 --> 00:19:13,270 I thought you said you haven't had sex in four years? 543 00:19:13,282 --> 00:19:15,197 But I haven't been kissed in five. 544 00:19:15,371 --> 00:19:16,416 Mom! 545 00:19:16,590 --> 00:19:17,990 We came back here 'cause we felt bad 546 00:19:18,113 --> 00:19:19,201 about walking out on you. 547 00:19:19,375 --> 00:19:21,160 And you're here making out with a stranger? 548 00:19:21,334 --> 00:19:23,118 Not making out. And not a stranger. 549 00:19:23,292 --> 00:19:24,641 This is Danny, my Incredi-host. 550 00:19:24,815 --> 00:19:26,615 Ew. I don't even want to know what that means. 551 00:19:26,643 --> 00:19:29,037 It's really just a sticker for my water bottle. 552 00:19:29,211 --> 00:19:30,038 Who are you? 553 00:19:30,212 --> 00:19:31,518 I don't know! 554 00:19:31,692 --> 00:19:33,252 If I'm not your mother, do I even exist? 555 00:19:36,566 --> 00:19:37,741 Okay. I'm gonna head off. 556 00:19:37,915 --> 00:19:39,743 Uh... it's really nice to meet you both. 557 00:19:39,917 --> 00:19:42,964 I have heard so, so, so, so, somuch about you. 558 00:19:55,585 --> 00:19:59,372 I always had this idea that we should be a village. 559 00:19:59,546 --> 00:20:02,462 Always here for each other if we need something. 560 00:20:02,636 --> 00:20:05,204 That's why I wanted to be close to you. 561 00:20:05,378 --> 00:20:06,770 But you're adults now, 562 00:20:06,944 --> 00:20:08,630 and if you don't want that, I can't force it. 563 00:20:08,642 --> 00:20:13,124 So... just know that I'm a phone call away 564 00:20:13,299 --> 00:20:15,126 and that I love you. 565 00:20:15,301 --> 00:20:20,262 I'm sorry. 566 00:20:20,436 --> 00:20:21,556 Sometimes I hold on too tight 567 00:20:21,698 --> 00:20:23,134 because I'm afraid of losing you, 568 00:20:23,309 --> 00:20:25,746 because, well, you know. 569 00:20:30,881 --> 00:20:33,232 I got ditched by the person I thought I was gonna marry. 570 00:20:33,406 --> 00:20:34,606 I started sleeping with my boss 571 00:20:34,711 --> 00:20:36,471 who's so old that people think I'm his nurse. 572 00:20:38,628 --> 00:20:41,501 It was hard to tell you on the phone. 573 00:20:41,675 --> 00:20:44,286 Maybe it would have been easier if you were here. 574 00:20:44,460 --> 00:20:46,680 And Celia would totally leave me 575 00:20:46,854 --> 00:20:48,235 if she knew I'd never bought my own socks 576 00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:50,118 or favorite toilet paper. 577 00:20:50,292 --> 00:20:51,598 A-And maybe if you were here, 578 00:20:51,772 --> 00:20:53,469 you could show me where to get that stuff. 579 00:20:53,643 --> 00:20:54,427 Really? I feel like she could text you that. 580 00:20:54,601 --> 00:20:55,950 Stop ruining my thing with Mom! 581 00:20:59,997 --> 00:21:01,477 I could stay a while. 582 00:21:13,359 --> 00:21:14,447 I like this. 583 00:21:14,621 --> 00:21:16,492 Yeah. 584 00:21:16,666 --> 00:21:18,233 Maybe you could learn to knock, though, 585 00:21:18,407 --> 00:21:18,929 you know, instead of just walking in. 586 00:21:19,103 --> 00:21:20,103 Shhh. 587 00:21:25,545 --> 00:21:28,069 Two days in Los Angeles 588 00:21:28,243 --> 00:21:29,537 and you're making out with a stranger 589 00:21:29,549 --> 00:21:31,333 and you got a therapist? 590 00:21:31,507 --> 00:21:34,118 Yeah, it was kind of a two-for-one deal. 591 00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:35,511 You know how much I love those. 592 00:21:37,034 --> 00:21:38,079 And we didn't make out. 593 00:21:38,253 --> 00:21:39,863 We almostkissed. 594 00:21:40,037 --> 00:21:43,258 Jeannie, I went to high school with you. 595 00:21:43,432 --> 00:21:45,347 We both know an "almost kiss" 596 00:21:45,521 --> 00:21:47,784 is a light beer away from antibiotics. 597 00:21:49,569 --> 00:21:50,961 When are you coming back? 598 00:21:51,135 --> 00:21:52,963 I don't know yet. 599 00:21:53,137 --> 00:21:54,574 They need me. 600 00:21:54,748 --> 00:21:58,534 If I don't call you for four days, 601 00:21:58,708 --> 00:22:00,188 will you come check on me in Iowa? 602 00:22:00,362 --> 00:22:01,711 Aww.