1 00:00:05,637 --> 00:00:07,446 All right, all right, all right, uh... 2 00:00:07,531 --> 00:00:09,664 Hi, Mike Baxter here for Outdoor Man, 3 00:00:09,829 --> 00:00:11,789 talking about experience. 4 00:00:11,938 --> 00:00:13,930 It's a word. It's a thing. 5 00:00:14,187 --> 00:00:16,757 Vague and boring thing. 6 00:00:20,553 --> 00:00:22,421 Mike Baxter here for Outdoor Man, 7 00:00:22,609 --> 00:00:26,953 holding an empty legal pad with no information, 8 00:00:27,194 --> 00:00:28,921 nothing on it! 9 00:00:31,478 --> 00:00:33,796 Hey, good morning, handsome. 10 00:00:34,069 --> 00:00:37,398 No time for compliments, honey. I got to get this vlog written. 11 00:00:37,593 --> 00:00:40,149 - Well, why are you in here? - Eh, it's quieter in here. 12 00:00:40,234 --> 00:00:41,695 Too many distractions in my office. 13 00:00:41,780 --> 00:00:44,343 You've got to stop buying me model cars. 14 00:00:44,664 --> 00:00:47,265 Well, maybe the problem is you don't have your lucky pen. 15 00:00:47,396 --> 00:00:49,882 Yeah, I don't know what I did with my lucky pen. 16 00:00:49,984 --> 00:00:51,634 It was around here. I sure could use it, 17 00:00:51,719 --> 00:00:53,484 'cause this is an important vlog, honey. 18 00:00:53,569 --> 00:00:55,563 - This is tenth anniversary. - All right. 19 00:00:55,648 --> 00:00:57,639 I got it. I will be out of your hair in one minute. 20 00:00:57,723 --> 00:00:58,747 Okay, thanks. 21 00:00:58,857 --> 00:01:00,513 Mike Baxter here for Outdoor Man... 22 00:01:02,615 --> 00:01:04,725 Mike Baxter here for Outdoor Man, 23 00:01:04,810 --> 00:01:07,920 talking about a very tasteless 24 00:01:08,005 --> 00:01:09,841 rice cereal. 25 00:01:10,599 --> 00:01:12,818 Almost done. I'm almost done. Almost. 26 00:01:12,997 --> 00:01:15,163 All right. Mike Baxter here for Outdoor Man, 27 00:01:15,248 --> 00:01:18,333 talking about... Oh, perseverance. 28 00:01:18,434 --> 00:01:19,794 Perseverance. 29 00:01:19,997 --> 00:01:22,933 I'm sure Aristotle said something about perseverance. 30 00:01:25,136 --> 00:01:26,597 Perseverance. 31 00:01:50,187 --> 00:01:51,316 Really? 32 00:01:52,515 --> 00:01:54,033 - The milk. Uh, sorry. No, go ahead. - Yeah. 33 00:01:54,117 --> 00:01:55,899 Perseverance and Aristotle and... 34 00:01:55,984 --> 00:01:57,683 Yeah, I'm just gonna look it up on Google later. 35 00:01:57,767 --> 00:01:59,883 I got to find that pen. I need that lucky pen. 36 00:02:08,640 --> 00:02:10,669 Your-your lucky pen. 37 00:02:10,771 --> 00:02:11,929 Uh... 38 00:02:12,882 --> 00:02:14,632 Pieces of it. 39 00:02:16,662 --> 00:02:18,542 *LAST MAN STANDING (US)* Season 09 Episode 02 40 00:02:18,627 --> 00:02:20,627 Episode Title: "Dual Time" Aired on: January 07, 2021 41 00:02:20,711 --> 00:02:22,544 Sync corrections by srjanapala 42 00:02:36,519 --> 00:02:38,802 Oh, thank you, God. 43 00:02:41,583 --> 00:02:43,779 That's it, I'm not coming on Sunday. 44 00:02:44,709 --> 00:02:46,186 He's still bouncing that ball? 45 00:02:46,271 --> 00:02:48,263 I hope so, 'cause I can still hear it. 46 00:02:48,451 --> 00:02:50,068 I think it's time for an intervention. 47 00:02:50,152 --> 00:02:51,435 Okay. 48 00:02:51,520 --> 00:02:54,138 You be good cop, and I'll be the guy that kills him. 49 00:02:58,702 --> 00:03:00,084 Hey, Mike, Mike, Mike. 50 00:03:00,169 --> 00:03:02,258 Mike, what's with the bouncy-bouncy here? 51 00:03:02,343 --> 00:03:03,482 W-What's going on? 52 00:03:03,567 --> 00:03:05,976 I can't think of a topic for my new vlog, 53 00:03:06,061 --> 00:03:09,740 and normally one comes to me after about 20 bounces. 54 00:03:09,825 --> 00:03:12,841 - All right, where are you at now? - At 1,033. 55 00:03:13,766 --> 00:03:15,951 I understand why you're struggling. 56 00:03:16,068 --> 00:03:18,420 It's the tenth anniversary. It's the big one. 57 00:03:18,505 --> 00:03:20,241 The one that has to top all the ones that came before it. 58 00:03:20,325 --> 00:03:22,116 The Beyoncé of vlogs. 59 00:03:22,201 --> 00:03:24,591 Well, it c... Maybe, uh, some fresh air would help. 60 00:03:24,676 --> 00:03:26,193 Maybe take a walk around the block. 61 00:03:26,278 --> 00:03:27,826 - Or to Kansas. - Mm-hmm. 62 00:03:27,911 --> 00:03:28,944 Huh? 63 00:03:29,029 --> 00:03:30,444 A change of scenery might do you good. 64 00:03:30,528 --> 00:03:33,336 Try writing at home. You do very good work there. 65 00:03:33,421 --> 00:03:35,810 I already tried that. Vanessa wants me to fix the disposal. 66 00:03:36,015 --> 00:03:37,826 Why don't you just hire someone to fix it? 67 00:03:37,911 --> 00:03:39,403 Problem with that: I'm a man. 68 00:03:39,488 --> 00:03:41,560 When something goes wrong in my castle, I fix it. 69 00:03:41,958 --> 00:03:43,038 Something goes wrong in my castle, 70 00:03:43,122 --> 00:03:45,373 I'm assuming it has something to do with ghosts. 71 00:03:46,284 --> 00:03:48,107 I own an actual castle. 72 00:03:48,630 --> 00:03:51,483 Listen, I'm just gonna stick around here, pace a little bit. 73 00:03:51,568 --> 00:03:53,381 I'll figure it out. I just need some time by myself, guys. 74 00:03:53,465 --> 00:03:55,930 I will give you $200 cash money 75 00:03:56,015 --> 00:03:58,709 to check into the Marriott down the road. 76 00:03:59,406 --> 00:04:01,623 Hey, Mikey, why don't you come into my office. 77 00:04:01,708 --> 00:04:02,888 I'll put on some Tito Puente. 78 00:04:02,973 --> 00:04:04,492 A little mambo to break that writer's block. Hey. 79 00:04:04,576 --> 00:04:06,295 - Yeah. - Right? - You're gonna play jazz music? 80 00:04:06,379 --> 00:04:07,404 Never mind. 81 00:04:07,489 --> 00:04:08,842 I will handle this at home, 82 00:04:08,927 --> 00:04:11,311 and I'll just take care of the disposal myself. 83 00:04:11,396 --> 00:04:14,029 Why don't you have Vanessa go online and hire a handyman? 84 00:04:14,130 --> 00:04:15,318 Hey, there's a good idea. 85 00:04:15,403 --> 00:04:17,544 Why don't I hire somebody else to do the work around my house? 86 00:04:17,628 --> 00:04:19,535 What do I do after that, huh? Oh, I know. 87 00:04:19,620 --> 00:04:21,589 I'll stop by the salon and get a mani-pedi. 88 00:04:22,121 --> 00:04:23,457 Don't knock it, Mikey. 89 00:04:23,542 --> 00:04:25,121 I met two wives like that. 90 00:04:25,206 --> 00:04:26,872 Come on. Come on now. 91 00:04:31,082 --> 00:04:33,692 I forgot how good this show was. 92 00:04:33,778 --> 00:04:35,825 Oh, my God, we have been watching this for five hours. 93 00:04:35,909 --> 00:04:38,856 - Mm. My legs are numb. - Time for one more? 94 00:04:38,945 --> 00:04:40,988 Sure. We'll stop when it hits my arms. 95 00:04:43,191 --> 00:04:44,965 - Hey. What are you guys doing? - Hey. 96 00:04:45,050 --> 00:04:47,685 Oh, well, Mandy discovered that one of our favorite shows ever, 97 00:04:47,770 --> 00:04:50,125 The League of Super Ladies, is streaming. 98 00:04:50,239 --> 00:04:52,825 Oh, yeah? What's that streaming on? Lame-o-Vision? 99 00:04:52,909 --> 00:04:55,199 - The, uh, Stink Channel? - Yeah. 100 00:04:55,284 --> 00:04:56,606 Yeah, yeah. Poop TV? 101 00:04:56,962 --> 00:04:59,680 Uh, Channel Nobody Watches This? 102 00:04:59,777 --> 00:05:01,918 Hey, The League is not lame. 103 00:05:02,084 --> 00:05:04,238 - Super Ladies kicks ass. - Yeah. 104 00:05:04,323 --> 00:05:05,871 Needles, needles, needles, needles. 105 00:05:05,956 --> 00:05:08,246 Do you guys even know anything about the show? 106 00:05:08,376 --> 00:05:10,794 Uh, four high school girls walking past the old power plant 107 00:05:10,879 --> 00:05:11,927 when it gets struck by lightning. 108 00:05:14,035 --> 00:05:16,306 I am sleepy. 109 00:05:16,488 --> 00:05:18,910 You're awfully informed for two guys who don't like it. 110 00:05:19,137 --> 00:05:21,997 Uh, well, as podcasters, we are obliged to know 111 00:05:22,082 --> 00:05:25,317 everything about the sci-fi/ fantasy/superhero universe. 112 00:05:25,465 --> 00:05:28,770 - Oh, you forgot a slash: Middle-earth. - Mm. 113 00:05:29,012 --> 00:05:31,872 Okay, look, guys. 114 00:05:31,957 --> 00:05:34,364 When it comes to superheroes, there is the real thing... 115 00:05:34,449 --> 00:05:37,474 Toxic Titans... And then there are imitators, 116 00:05:37,559 --> 00:05:38,963 like League of Super Ladies. 117 00:05:39,047 --> 00:05:40,981 Okay, why don't you just watch an episode with us? 118 00:05:41,065 --> 00:05:42,499 This next one is so good. 119 00:05:42,583 --> 00:05:45,335 Oh, yeah, Dazzle is captured by Queen Andromeda, 120 00:05:45,488 --> 00:05:47,678 who gives her amnesia with a memory puff. 121 00:05:47,763 --> 00:05:49,246 But Mascara is able to reverse it 122 00:05:49,331 --> 00:05:50,808 by flying her through a hyper-void. 123 00:05:50,949 --> 00:05:54,082 Huh. Does, uh, that sound familiar, Kyle? 124 00:05:54,211 --> 00:05:58,169 I don't know, um, Toxic Titans, volume 12, issue two: 125 00:05:58,254 --> 00:06:00,465 "A Trip Down Memory Pain." 126 00:06:01,177 --> 00:06:03,996 Everyone stole storylines from the great Bill Lamp, okay? 127 00:06:04,094 --> 00:06:06,434 Creator of Toxic Titans, godfather of graphic novels. 128 00:06:06,582 --> 00:06:07,825 Unparalleled genius. 129 00:06:07,909 --> 00:06:09,661 It's not anything against the Super Ladies. 130 00:06:09,746 --> 00:06:13,153 It's just that Lamp turned his light on first. 131 00:06:13,668 --> 00:06:15,908 Well, The League of Super Ladies 132 00:06:15,992 --> 00:06:18,351 first aired in April '92. 133 00:06:18,436 --> 00:06:22,863 Toxic Titans volume 12 wasn't even published until '95. 134 00:06:23,434 --> 00:06:26,210 Well, looks like your unparalleled genius 135 00:06:26,294 --> 00:06:28,810 stole a storyline from our lame little show. 136 00:06:28,938 --> 00:06:30,931 - No. That's impossible. - Don't you want to watch 137 00:06:31,016 --> 00:06:33,162 an episode now that you know that Bill Lamp was a huge fan? 138 00:06:33,246 --> 00:06:34,794 Mm-hmm. Yeah, hard pass. 139 00:06:34,879 --> 00:06:35,968 Come on. 140 00:06:36,301 --> 00:06:39,653 Yeah, enjoy watching your Rube Tube. 141 00:06:39,893 --> 00:06:43,106 Oh, man, I am on fire! 142 00:06:47,184 --> 00:06:49,879 Hey, babe, that handyman parked his van 143 00:06:49,964 --> 00:06:51,209 right in the middle of the driveway. 144 00:06:51,293 --> 00:06:53,161 Uh, yeah... uh, look, don't worry about that. 145 00:06:53,246 --> 00:06:55,927 Listen, honey, um, you're not gonna believe this. 146 00:06:56,012 --> 00:06:57,944 What, that you hired a handyman and he's inconsiderate? 147 00:06:58,028 --> 00:06:59,849 - Yeah, I believe it. - Wait, wait. 148 00:06:59,934 --> 00:07:01,842 Turns out that he's one of the bosses of the company, 149 00:07:01,926 --> 00:07:03,616 and when he found out that this is your house, 150 00:07:03,700 --> 00:07:05,400 he came himself so he could meet you. 151 00:07:05,494 --> 00:07:07,294 Do... Have you looked at him? Does-does he looks nuts? 152 00:07:07,378 --> 00:07:09,887 Uh, yeah, a little bit. Yeah. 153 00:07:10,189 --> 00:07:12,262 He's a little bit crazy. 154 00:07:12,347 --> 00:07:13,460 - Okay, but come on. - No, no, no. 155 00:07:13,544 --> 00:07:15,402 - Yeah. No. Honey. - I-I don't have time for this. 156 00:07:15,486 --> 00:07:16,755 I got an idea for the vlog in the car on the way home. 157 00:07:16,839 --> 00:07:18,781 - Come... Yeah. - Please listen. Just listen to me. 158 00:07:18,865 --> 00:07:20,425 - All right. - I want to say that everybody is different. 159 00:07:20,509 --> 00:07:21,968 - Uh-huh, uh-huh. - We're different like snowflakes. 160 00:07:22,052 --> 00:07:23,577 - Yeah, yeah, okay. - You know, in a good way. 161 00:07:23,661 --> 00:07:24,670 - Yeah. - Not the whiny liberal way. 162 00:07:24,754 --> 00:07:26,106 - Okay. - Just hold it. 163 00:07:26,191 --> 00:07:29,809 Listen, what I want to say is everybody is unique... 164 00:07:30,959 --> 00:07:32,981 There he is. 165 00:07:34,394 --> 00:07:36,824 - There I am. There I am. - Mm-hmm. 166 00:07:44,598 --> 00:07:46,107 Th-This, this is bizarre. 167 00:07:46,192 --> 00:07:47,708 This is bizarre, sorry. 168 00:07:47,793 --> 00:07:50,488 - Freaky. - Yeah, I know. Isn't it great? 169 00:07:50,723 --> 00:07:52,270 Whoa. 170 00:07:53,223 --> 00:07:56,371 Y-You look just like me, except his hair's a little grayer. 171 00:07:56,559 --> 00:07:59,921 - Yeah. - And you look just like me, but you color your hair. 172 00:08:01,044 --> 00:08:02,837 Hey, what? 173 00:08:03,093 --> 00:08:04,792 I don't color my hair. 174 00:08:04,945 --> 00:08:07,028 Well, anyway, Tim Taylor. 175 00:08:07,113 --> 00:08:08,473 - Mike Baxter. - Hey. 176 00:08:08,557 --> 00:08:10,810 You know, uh, th-this is just like The Parent Trap, 177 00:08:10,895 --> 00:08:13,094 o-only it's The Grandparent Trap. 178 00:08:15,630 --> 00:08:17,974 She's funny. You must laugh all day long with this. 179 00:08:18,153 --> 00:08:20,101 Yeah, it's like living with Howie Mandel. 180 00:08:20,575 --> 00:08:22,569 I'm gonna get my phone, which is upstairs. 181 00:08:22,654 --> 00:08:24,935 And if there are three of you when I get back down here, 182 00:08:25,020 --> 00:08:27,364 then I will know that this is a dream. 183 00:08:28,893 --> 00:08:30,890 I like chatting with your wife. She's a lot of fun. 184 00:08:30,974 --> 00:08:32,487 How come we've never met before? 185 00:08:32,581 --> 00:08:34,357 Well, I'm not from here. I'm from Detroit. 186 00:08:34,442 --> 00:08:35,364 I'm just out here checking on 187 00:08:35,449 --> 00:08:37,258 one of our franchises for Binford Tools. 188 00:08:37,343 --> 00:08:39,861 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, Binford Tools. They make great stuff. 189 00:08:39,958 --> 00:08:41,381 Well, anyway, a lot of people have been telling me 190 00:08:41,465 --> 00:08:43,316 for a long time that there's this outdoor guy 191 00:08:43,496 --> 00:08:45,297 that looks just like me, and, well... 192 00:08:45,576 --> 00:08:47,770 So they're talking about me in Detroit? 193 00:08:47,863 --> 00:08:50,717 Well, what else is there to talk about? 194 00:08:50,802 --> 00:08:53,592 Certainly not the Lions. 195 00:08:53,677 --> 00:08:54,857 Ooh. 196 00:08:54,942 --> 00:08:55,959 Yeah. 197 00:08:56,044 --> 00:08:57,655 The other day, when your wife's call came in, 198 00:08:57,739 --> 00:08:59,232 there was buzz around the office. 199 00:08:59,316 --> 00:09:01,998 They said, "This is the job at the Outdoor Man's house." 200 00:09:02,083 --> 00:09:04,537 And I said... So I-I really had to go out and take the job. 201 00:09:04,780 --> 00:09:06,573 Well, you're lucky, 'cause I don't hire many handymen. 202 00:09:06,657 --> 00:09:08,074 I'm pretty good with tools myself. 203 00:09:08,364 --> 00:09:11,284 And yet, here I am. 204 00:09:12,404 --> 00:09:13,946 I-I was pretty famous myself. 205 00:09:14,030 --> 00:09:16,528 I had this TV show for eight years called Tool Time. 206 00:09:16,624 --> 00:09:18,825 And yet, here you are. 207 00:09:20,021 --> 00:09:21,795 It ran eight years. 208 00:09:22,106 --> 00:09:23,296 They called me The Tool Man. 209 00:09:23,622 --> 00:09:26,935 Oh-oh. Ah-ha. Oh. Oh. 210 00:09:28,637 --> 00:09:30,824 Kind of my thing, 'cause it was, you know, me... 211 00:09:30,909 --> 00:09:32,051 Oh-oh. 212 00:09:32,140 --> 00:09:34,882 Ho, ho, ho. 213 00:09:37,485 --> 00:09:39,645 A little annoying. 214 00:09:41,099 --> 00:09:42,591 Yeah. Listen. 215 00:09:42,754 --> 00:09:45,180 Welcome to your Disposerator 2000. 216 00:09:45,678 --> 00:09:48,781 Eggshells, leftovers, incriminating evidence... 217 00:09:48,865 --> 00:09:50,617 That'll grind up everything. 218 00:09:50,701 --> 00:09:53,384 Plus, I also added 220 volts, 219 00:09:53,486 --> 00:09:55,655 double-auger big-speed one core... 220 00:09:55,739 --> 00:09:57,555 Yo, oh, oh, more power! 221 00:09:59,417 --> 00:10:01,785 Still annoying. 222 00:10:02,217 --> 00:10:03,704 Let's give it a shot. Ready? 223 00:10:03,788 --> 00:10:06,423 Drop it in. You go anytime. 224 00:10:07,688 --> 00:10:09,686 Yeah. 225 00:10:10,220 --> 00:10:13,615 - Do you also fix ceilings? - Eh, it's not a big deal. 226 00:10:13,739 --> 00:10:15,489 Oh, no. 227 00:10:20,355 --> 00:10:22,022 Okay, let's play Monopoly. 228 00:10:22,215 --> 00:10:25,740 Prepare to lose, in six or seven hours. 229 00:10:26,057 --> 00:10:27,635 Uh, yeah, before we start, 230 00:10:27,720 --> 00:10:29,459 we have a little presentation for you. 231 00:10:29,586 --> 00:10:31,138 Presentation? 232 00:10:31,223 --> 00:10:33,475 Is this about how Monopoly is pro-capitalist again? 233 00:10:33,614 --> 00:10:36,467 We know. The guy wears a tuxedo and a top hat. 234 00:10:37,039 --> 00:10:40,295 One Bill Lamp has been accused of the high crime of plagiarism. 235 00:10:40,380 --> 00:10:42,293 Oh, gosh. You guys are still on this? 236 00:10:42,377 --> 00:10:45,023 And we have two theories that would explain 237 00:10:45,108 --> 00:10:48,609 why Mr. Lamp's Toxic Titans volume 12, issue two, 238 00:10:48,694 --> 00:10:53,499 has a similar plot to an episode of League of Super Ladies, 239 00:10:53,584 --> 00:10:55,468 which aired three years prior. 240 00:10:55,553 --> 00:10:57,873 - Ryan. - Thank you, Kyle. 241 00:10:58,389 --> 00:10:59,826 Theory number one: 242 00:10:59,911 --> 00:11:01,974 Bill Lamp was known to work on his stories 243 00:11:02,059 --> 00:11:03,748 years before they were published. 244 00:11:03,833 --> 00:11:06,737 And he was also known to have a very loud speaking voice 245 00:11:06,822 --> 00:11:09,183 and to frequent hotel bars for the nuts. 246 00:11:09,268 --> 00:11:11,675 Now I know why you idolize him. 247 00:11:12,846 --> 00:11:15,363 Is it not possible then that an eager young writer 248 00:11:15,448 --> 00:11:18,113 with less than noble intent would place himself... 249 00:11:18,198 --> 00:11:22,116 - Or herself. - In said hotel bar in order to overhear 250 00:11:22,272 --> 00:11:24,365 an inebriated genius, high on gin and cashews, 251 00:11:24,450 --> 00:11:26,460 recite his stories out loud? 252 00:11:26,718 --> 00:11:29,636 How dare he or she? 253 00:11:30,206 --> 00:11:32,417 This might take longer than Monopoly. 254 00:11:32,502 --> 00:11:34,880 Yeah, and would it really be so terrible if your hero, 255 00:11:34,965 --> 00:11:37,899 - Bill Lamp, was inspired by our favorite show? - Yeah. 256 00:11:38,532 --> 00:11:39,789 Yeah, it would. 257 00:11:39,874 --> 00:11:41,586 It's beneath him. 258 00:11:41,828 --> 00:11:43,492 Wow. Okay, you know what? 259 00:11:43,577 --> 00:11:45,493 We may not want to hang out with you guys tonight. 260 00:11:45,577 --> 00:11:46,878 Yeah, agreed. You two can play 261 00:11:46,963 --> 00:11:49,205 in your little comic book courtroom alone. 262 00:11:49,290 --> 00:11:51,633 - Ooh, sushi? - Sounds great. 263 00:11:51,751 --> 00:11:53,673 You guys haven't even heard theory number two yet. 264 00:11:53,757 --> 00:11:56,094 Yeah, it's time travel! 265 00:11:58,608 --> 00:12:01,477 Oh, come on, Mike. Why don't you just let Tim fix it? 266 00:12:01,812 --> 00:12:03,732 No, I'm not gonna do what this country does... 267 00:12:03,817 --> 00:12:06,651 Outsource work that I can do myself. 268 00:12:08,216 --> 00:12:10,250 How can you not have this guy's back? 269 00:12:10,335 --> 00:12:12,293 He-he looks just like you. 270 00:12:12,606 --> 00:12:15,524 You know, I don't care how handsome the guy is. 271 00:12:16,171 --> 00:12:17,923 He blew up my disposal. 272 00:12:18,008 --> 00:12:19,465 And why are you defending him? 273 00:12:19,962 --> 00:12:21,414 I don't know. I kind of like him. 274 00:12:21,499 --> 00:12:23,249 You know, we had this long conversation 275 00:12:23,334 --> 00:12:25,006 while we were waiting for you, and it turns out 276 00:12:25,090 --> 00:12:28,116 he's got three grown kids... Only boys. 277 00:12:28,303 --> 00:12:30,455 I mean, he's smart, he's funny. 278 00:12:30,540 --> 00:12:32,008 You guys... you're a lot alike. 279 00:12:32,326 --> 00:12:35,162 You might want to remember who you're married to. 280 00:12:36,239 --> 00:12:37,216 Oh, well, that's easy. 281 00:12:37,301 --> 00:12:38,850 It's the guy in my bedroom. 282 00:12:38,935 --> 00:12:40,202 Wait, wait. 283 00:12:40,380 --> 00:12:42,630 You-you're Mike, right? 284 00:12:43,694 --> 00:12:45,662 Yes, and Tim is that guy 285 00:12:45,747 --> 00:12:48,397 that makes the obnoxious ape sounds. 286 00:12:48,568 --> 00:12:49,616 What's up with that? 287 00:12:49,701 --> 00:12:51,537 I think it's kind of funny. 288 00:12:52,724 --> 00:12:54,789 I think he leans into it a little much, right? 289 00:12:54,874 --> 00:12:56,625 Probably why that show of his got canceled. 290 00:12:56,710 --> 00:12:58,186 No, it did not get canceled. 291 00:12:58,271 --> 00:12:59,772 He said he just didn't want to do it anymore. 292 00:12:59,856 --> 00:13:00,984 You know what I don't want to do anymore? 293 00:13:01,068 --> 00:13:02,713 Have him work on the damn disposal. 294 00:13:02,798 --> 00:13:04,109 I got to get this vlog done. 295 00:13:04,194 --> 00:13:05,784 I need some peace and quiet around here. 296 00:13:05,869 --> 00:13:07,913 Well, what happened to that one about how everybody's unique? 297 00:13:09,607 --> 00:13:11,912 That was pretty relevant until today. 298 00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:14,991 Well, you know what, just let him fix what he broke. 299 00:13:15,076 --> 00:13:16,534 He's got a lot of pride. 300 00:13:16,850 --> 00:13:17,997 Oh, you know what? 301 00:13:18,082 --> 00:13:20,241 Maybe, maybe you could use one of his grunts 302 00:13:20,326 --> 00:13:23,248 in your vlog, you know, just give it more power. 303 00:13:23,333 --> 00:13:25,767 Like this. 304 00:13:30,397 --> 00:13:33,434 I'd rather get shot in the head with a carrot. 305 00:13:34,959 --> 00:13:36,373 You know what I'm gonna do? 306 00:13:36,685 --> 00:13:38,801 Tomorrow morning, I'm gonna look in those 307 00:13:38,886 --> 00:13:42,139 steely blue eyes and that perfect nose and say, 308 00:13:42,530 --> 00:13:44,530 "You're out of here, man." 309 00:13:47,139 --> 00:13:49,366 This is getting really weird. 310 00:13:52,806 --> 00:13:54,209 Just a little bit. 311 00:14:02,631 --> 00:14:03,841 Hey, Baxter, talked to your wife. 312 00:14:03,925 --> 00:14:05,693 Said you're out here. What are you doing? 313 00:14:05,777 --> 00:14:07,053 Uh, fixing the breaker 314 00:14:07,138 --> 00:14:10,616 and the more-power disposal that you fried yesterday. 315 00:14:10,819 --> 00:14:12,476 That's why I'm here. That's what I do. 316 00:14:12,561 --> 00:14:14,389 I don't think so, Tim. 317 00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:18,748 We're gonna get somebody else to finish the job. 318 00:14:19,006 --> 00:14:21,233 I suppose I don't deserve a second chance. 319 00:14:21,318 --> 00:14:24,562 That more-power stuff worked better on my show 320 00:14:24,647 --> 00:14:26,863 and not so good at my house, either. 321 00:14:27,508 --> 00:14:29,416 So we're sharing now? 322 00:14:30,045 --> 00:14:31,702 Well, not sharing. 323 00:14:32,028 --> 00:14:34,238 I always found it easier to open up when I'm just talking 324 00:14:34,322 --> 00:14:36,889 to the top half of another man's face. 325 00:14:38,067 --> 00:14:40,444 Very particular fetish you've got. 326 00:14:41,295 --> 00:14:42,748 I did it with Wilson. 327 00:14:43,164 --> 00:14:44,320 Please tell me you're not talking about 328 00:14:44,404 --> 00:14:47,197 that stupid volleyball in that Tom Hanks movie. 329 00:14:47,725 --> 00:14:49,128 I love Tom Hanks. 330 00:14:49,212 --> 00:14:51,162 I always feel like he's the second best guy 331 00:14:51,247 --> 00:14:53,632 in some of those films. 332 00:14:54,579 --> 00:14:57,631 - Who was Wilson? - Oh, one of my neighbors. 333 00:14:57,887 --> 00:14:59,178 Actually, for many, many years, 334 00:14:59,283 --> 00:15:00,472 I shared a lot of stuff with him. 335 00:15:00,556 --> 00:15:01,606 He passed away. 336 00:15:02,138 --> 00:15:03,592 I'm sorry about that. 337 00:15:03,677 --> 00:15:05,085 Yeah, me, too. 338 00:15:05,268 --> 00:15:06,592 I miss Wilson. 339 00:15:07,710 --> 00:15:09,137 I miss a lot of stuff. 340 00:15:10,679 --> 00:15:13,163 Listen, I will get somebody out here to fix this. 341 00:15:13,248 --> 00:15:15,436 A pro, one of our guys. It's on us. 342 00:15:20,174 --> 00:15:21,798 Damn. 343 00:15:22,186 --> 00:15:25,702 I look as good walking away as I do from the front. 344 00:15:29,452 --> 00:15:31,967 I am so glad we found this. It's too perfect. 345 00:15:32,052 --> 00:15:34,373 Ready to make a couple of little boys cry? 346 00:15:34,549 --> 00:15:37,417 - No, that's bullying. - I'm talking about our husbands. 347 00:15:37,502 --> 00:15:39,608 Oh, yeah, that's different. 348 00:15:39,693 --> 00:15:42,154 Hey, guys, can you come in here for a second? 349 00:15:42,702 --> 00:15:43,952 Hey, what's up? 350 00:15:44,037 --> 00:15:45,789 We're trying to figure out what to do with our next podcast. 351 00:15:45,873 --> 00:15:48,968 Yeah, we want to do an episode about how Bill Lamp was robbed 352 00:15:49,053 --> 00:15:52,170 by these other shows and his accountant 353 00:15:52,255 --> 00:15:53,604 and his brother-in-law. 354 00:15:53,689 --> 00:15:55,827 But we don't want him to seem like a sucker. 355 00:15:57,071 --> 00:15:58,697 Uh, this will be quick. 356 00:15:58,781 --> 00:16:02,058 You were right about the League of Super Ladies. 357 00:16:02,405 --> 00:16:05,600 Totally not on the same level as Toxic Titans. 358 00:16:06,319 --> 00:16:09,382 Babe, I mean, you can't be expected to know as much as I do 359 00:16:09,467 --> 00:16:10,916 about the genre. 360 00:16:11,010 --> 00:16:12,937 I mean, I've been reading since I was a little kid. 361 00:16:13,021 --> 00:16:15,056 I was practically a nerd. 362 00:16:15,350 --> 00:16:17,303 No. 363 00:16:19,060 --> 00:16:22,319 We finally realized that their writers were... 364 00:16:22,489 --> 00:16:24,373 Hmm, what-what was it? 365 00:16:24,473 --> 00:16:26,874 - Losers? Posers? - Hmm. 366 00:16:26,959 --> 00:16:28,373 Hacks? 367 00:16:28,458 --> 00:16:31,889 Well, I mean, that's a little harsh. 368 00:16:32,536 --> 00:16:34,584 - But yeah. - Yeah. 369 00:16:35,279 --> 00:16:36,914 Wait, what's this? 370 00:16:37,123 --> 00:16:39,829 Bill Lamp wrote 16 episodes 371 00:16:39,914 --> 00:16:44,194 of League of Super Ladies between '91 and '93? 372 00:16:44,327 --> 00:16:46,561 That can't be right. Ryan, tell them that's not right! 373 00:16:46,646 --> 00:16:48,514 Kyle, just let me read this, okay? 374 00:16:49,170 --> 00:16:50,545 - Legitimate website. - Mm-hmm. 375 00:16:50,630 --> 00:16:53,082 Television episodes. Oh, my God. 376 00:16:53,294 --> 00:16:54,717 Bill Lamp wrote 16 episodes 377 00:16:54,802 --> 00:16:56,679 of League of Super Ladies from '91 to '93! 378 00:16:56,764 --> 00:16:59,131 No, that's the same thing Kristin just said! 379 00:16:59,452 --> 00:17:01,639 He wrote it under the pseudonym William Chandelier. 380 00:17:01,724 --> 00:17:04,140 Ah! Man, that's a cool name. 381 00:17:04,225 --> 00:17:06,170 Yeah, that's so Bill. 382 00:17:06,381 --> 00:17:07,558 But I don't understand... I mean, why did he feel like 383 00:17:07,642 --> 00:17:09,400 he needed to hide his identity? 384 00:17:09,592 --> 00:17:12,054 Maybe because he knew some of his diehard graphic novel fans 385 00:17:12,139 --> 00:17:15,108 can be elitist snobs who don't respect other people's feelings. 386 00:17:15,241 --> 00:17:16,608 You know, we love our show 387 00:17:16,692 --> 00:17:18,968 just as much as you guys love Toxic Titans. 388 00:17:19,053 --> 00:17:20,279 When we were little girls, 389 00:17:20,363 --> 00:17:22,827 it made us feel like we could be powerful, too. 390 00:17:25,186 --> 00:17:26,959 We owe you an apology. 391 00:17:27,704 --> 00:17:29,162 - Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 392 00:17:29,295 --> 00:17:31,225 You know what? And I have an idea about 393 00:17:31,310 --> 00:17:33,397 what we can do for our podcast. 394 00:17:33,639 --> 00:17:36,887 We should devote the whole hour to League of Super Ladies. 395 00:17:37,045 --> 00:17:40,617 And we happen to know two experts. 396 00:17:41,136 --> 00:17:42,387 Will you do it? 397 00:17:42,703 --> 00:17:45,603 Well, it is a call-in show. 398 00:17:45,984 --> 00:17:48,232 Might give a chance for some of those fans 399 00:17:48,316 --> 00:17:50,742 to talk to a real girl. 400 00:17:51,117 --> 00:17:52,950 Let's do it. 401 00:17:55,093 --> 00:17:58,828 It really is uncanny how much you look like Mike. 402 00:17:59,052 --> 00:18:02,233 I mean, if-if-if Mike stopped coloring his hair. 403 00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:05,788 Did you enjoy all that attention you received from the employees 404 00:18:05,872 --> 00:18:07,251 - as you walked through the store? - Yeah. 405 00:18:07,335 --> 00:18:08,804 Actually, it was, it was kind of fun. 406 00:18:08,936 --> 00:18:11,226 I-I gave a woman down there a big discount 407 00:18:11,311 --> 00:18:12,858 on a tent and a shotgun. 408 00:18:12,967 --> 00:18:14,917 Hey, hey, can you do us a favor? 409 00:18:15,009 --> 00:18:17,209 C-Can you read this and let us film you? 410 00:18:17,361 --> 00:18:18,422 - Sure. - Yeah. 411 00:18:18,507 --> 00:18:19,586 Now, why am I doing this again? 412 00:18:19,670 --> 00:18:21,557 Because there are some words that need to be said 413 00:18:21,641 --> 00:18:22,850 from that face. 414 00:18:23,538 --> 00:18:24,937 Chuck, what can I say? 415 00:18:25,022 --> 00:18:26,187 You're right and I'm wrong again. 416 00:18:27,584 --> 00:18:29,586 - Come on, do mine, do mine, do mine. - Do his. 417 00:18:29,671 --> 00:18:30,733 All right, all right, all right. 418 00:18:30,817 --> 00:18:33,225 Jazz is America's greatest art form. 419 00:18:33,361 --> 00:18:34,401 Yeah. 420 00:18:34,545 --> 00:18:35,613 Hey. 421 00:18:35,697 --> 00:18:37,844 I invited him to see me, not you two. 422 00:18:37,929 --> 00:18:39,156 What can I say, Mike? 423 00:18:39,241 --> 00:18:41,559 You're right and I'm wrong again. 424 00:18:45,879 --> 00:18:47,287 Hey, come on in. 425 00:18:47,818 --> 00:18:50,116 Your guy from Binford did a great job. 426 00:18:50,303 --> 00:18:52,751 He fixed the breaker box and the disposal, 427 00:18:52,851 --> 00:18:56,632 and not one vegetable stuck in my ceiling. 428 00:18:56,783 --> 00:18:58,859 He said that, uh, you actually are a great guy. 429 00:18:58,944 --> 00:19:01,176 I was worried he went to the wrong house. 430 00:19:01,421 --> 00:19:02,640 He also had time to show me 431 00:19:02,724 --> 00:19:04,686 where I could find these on the Internet. 432 00:19:06,546 --> 00:19:07,886 Wow. 433 00:19:07,970 --> 00:19:09,261 My old shows. 434 00:19:09,413 --> 00:19:10,773 I've been watching some of these. 435 00:19:10,905 --> 00:19:12,577 Just want you to know, I think... 436 00:19:12,674 --> 00:19:14,485 Oh, boy, here we go. 437 00:19:15,007 --> 00:19:16,772 I think these are great. 438 00:19:16,937 --> 00:19:19,140 Well-produced, clever, funny. 439 00:19:19,358 --> 00:19:21,198 I really like these. They're great. 440 00:19:21,283 --> 00:19:22,885 Why did you quit doing this? 441 00:19:23,132 --> 00:19:27,055 Because they were great, and as soon as I finished one show, 442 00:19:27,140 --> 00:19:30,374 I got to thinking, "Can I make the next one as great?" 443 00:19:30,718 --> 00:19:33,544 And... ah, it-it's really hard to understand. 444 00:19:34,037 --> 00:19:36,088 Oh, I understand that. 445 00:19:36,421 --> 00:19:37,914 I'm kind of running out of ideas. 446 00:19:38,033 --> 00:19:39,659 There's only so many tools out there, you know? 447 00:19:39,743 --> 00:19:43,095 But there's an unlimited number of things you can build. 448 00:19:45,166 --> 00:19:46,501 I loved it. 449 00:19:46,911 --> 00:19:48,461 Do you miss it? 450 00:19:48,818 --> 00:19:50,057 I do. 451 00:19:50,643 --> 00:19:52,698 Well, I think we have two reasons why you might want 452 00:19:52,783 --> 00:19:54,623 to think of rebooting that Tool Time show. 453 00:19:54,830 --> 00:19:57,277 Maybe this time, add more power. 454 00:19:57,362 --> 00:19:59,695 Oh-oh, oh-oh. 455 00:20:01,024 --> 00:20:04,130 When you do it, it's annoying. 456 00:20:11,229 --> 00:20:13,451 Hey, Mike Baxter here for Outdoor Man, 457 00:20:13,651 --> 00:20:18,104 celebrating... woo-hoo... the tenth anniversary of this vlog. 458 00:20:18,901 --> 00:20:21,604 Do you know what Aristotle, Alexander the Great 459 00:20:21,768 --> 00:20:23,830 and the great Ronald Reagan had in common? 460 00:20:24,057 --> 00:20:25,838 They all loved jelly beans? I don't know. 461 00:20:26,748 --> 00:20:28,979 Just a guess, but who doesn't love them? 462 00:20:29,377 --> 00:20:31,886 The one thing these remarkable men had in common was 463 00:20:31,971 --> 00:20:34,131 they never stopped pushing themselves to be even better 464 00:20:34,298 --> 00:20:36,038 than they were the day before. 465 00:20:36,123 --> 00:20:37,030 Wow. 466 00:20:37,134 --> 00:20:39,390 Of Aristotle's 31 surviving works, 467 00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:42,694 the vast majority were written in the final years of his life. 468 00:20:43,061 --> 00:20:44,356 No word processing back then. 469 00:20:44,492 --> 00:20:47,025 The dude probably died of a hand cramp. 470 00:20:49,735 --> 00:20:52,306 Alexander the Great ruled over an empire all the way up 471 00:20:52,391 --> 00:20:56,627 to the day he died at the ripe old age of 32. 472 00:20:57,321 --> 00:20:59,171 Hey, he crammed a lot in, huh? 473 00:20:59,323 --> 00:21:00,924 Which brings us to the Gipper. 474 00:21:01,435 --> 00:21:03,787 While some people spend their 70s getting discounts 475 00:21:03,896 --> 00:21:06,162 at diners and falling asleep in front of the TV, 476 00:21:06,373 --> 00:21:08,340 you know what Ronald Reagan did? 477 00:21:08,849 --> 00:21:10,934 The dude crushed communism. 478 00:21:11,599 --> 00:21:14,533 It's not easy topping yourself when you're awesome, huh? 479 00:21:15,080 --> 00:21:17,292 But that's what all of us should do every day. 480 00:21:17,377 --> 00:21:18,793 I've done a hell of a lot of these vlogs 481 00:21:18,877 --> 00:21:20,252 in the last ten years. 482 00:21:20,399 --> 00:21:22,658 And you know which one I think is best? 483 00:21:23,181 --> 00:21:24,563 My next one. 484 00:21:24,715 --> 00:21:26,158 'Cause I'm just getting started. 485 00:21:26,416 --> 00:21:27,830 And I've got more power than ever. 486 00:21:27,939 --> 00:21:29,892 Oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh? 487 00:21:30,609 --> 00:21:31,625 Baxter out. 488 00:21:31,710 --> 00:21:33,759 Captioning sponsored by 20th CENTURY FOX TELEVISION 489 00:21:33,844 --> 00:21:35,291 and TOYOTA. 490 00:21:35,375 --> 00:21:37,375 Sync corrections by srjanapala