1 00:00:00,355 --> 00:00:02,233 Previously on This Is Us... 2 00:00:02,257 --> 00:00:04,369 I just got six messages from the adoption agency. 3 00:00:04,393 --> 00:00:05,670 We have a match. 4 00:00:05,694 --> 00:00:08,473 - Kate and Toby? - Hi. 5 00:00:08,497 --> 00:00:09,607 - Hi. - Hi. I'm-I'm Ellie. 6 00:00:09,631 --> 00:00:11,776 Thank you for the Edible Arrangement. 7 00:00:11,800 --> 00:00:13,678 I wasn't sure what the appropriate gift would be 8 00:00:13,702 --> 00:00:15,413 for when the birth mother of your twin sister's baby 9 00:00:15,437 --> 00:00:16,614 is being induced. 10 00:00:16,638 --> 00:00:18,750 Hey, Kev. I was wondering if we could talk. 11 00:00:18,774 --> 00:00:19,851 Randall, I'm sorry, I can't right now. 12 00:00:19,875 --> 00:00:21,653 Madison's in labor, 13 00:00:21,677 --> 00:00:23,755 and I'm stuck here in Vancouver. 14 00:00:23,779 --> 00:00:25,456 I'll call you soon, okay? I'm sorry. 15 00:00:25,480 --> 00:00:27,125 - Got you a flight. - Yes! 16 00:00:27,149 --> 00:00:29,127 - G-Great. What airport? - Seattle. 17 00:00:29,151 --> 00:00:31,152 It boards in two hours. Can you make it? 18 00:00:32,821 --> 00:00:34,666 Listen, I can't start off by not being there for them. 19 00:00:34,690 --> 00:00:36,000 I don't know how else to explain it to you, okay? 20 00:00:36,024 --> 00:00:37,569 It will break me. 21 00:00:37,593 --> 00:00:39,237 I can't believe I'm maybe gonna do this alone. 22 00:00:39,261 --> 00:00:41,239 - Hello? - Hi, Madison. 23 00:00:41,263 --> 00:00:42,840 We just want you to know that we're here. 24 00:00:42,864 --> 00:00:45,209 And we can stay on the phone with you for a while. 25 00:00:45,233 --> 00:00:46,544 - You're family. - Okay. 26 00:00:46,568 --> 00:00:48,235 Yeah, that'd be really nice. 27 00:00:57,879 --> 00:01:00,692 ♪ Whenever I'm with him ♪ 28 00:01:00,716 --> 00:01:02,560 ♪ Something inside... ♪ 29 00:01:02,584 --> 00:01:05,396 All right, in there I've found a Swede, 30 00:01:05,420 --> 00:01:08,533 a South African, two Thais, 31 00:01:08,557 --> 00:01:11,069 a Scot and a Brit. 32 00:01:11,093 --> 00:01:12,760 Does a Scot count as a Brit? 33 00:01:14,329 --> 00:01:15,506 Eh, doesn't matter. 34 00:01:15,530 --> 00:01:19,077 What are you and do you have a light? 35 00:01:19,101 --> 00:01:21,012 I don't. 36 00:01:21,036 --> 00:01:22,914 I'm sorry. 37 00:01:22,938 --> 00:01:25,984 I'm Nasir. From India. 38 00:01:26,008 --> 00:01:29,420 Esther. From Argentina. 39 00:01:29,444 --> 00:01:31,779 And I need a light. 40 00:01:33,081 --> 00:01:38,229 Aye. New Mexico isn't quite what I imagined. 41 00:01:38,253 --> 00:01:40,231 It's dustier. 42 00:01:40,255 --> 00:01:43,468 Very big food. 43 00:01:43,492 --> 00:01:45,336 The first day I got here, I got a hamburger, 44 00:01:45,360 --> 00:01:48,129 like, the size of my head. 45 00:01:53,168 --> 00:01:55,836 You don't talk much, huh? 46 00:01:57,372 --> 00:01:59,784 My advisor insisted I come. 47 00:01:59,808 --> 00:02:01,853 Try and make friends, but... 48 00:02:01,877 --> 00:02:03,821 I-I can't put this down. 49 00:02:06,481 --> 00:02:10,795 Advanced Computer Programming. 50 00:02:10,819 --> 00:02:13,197 Anything good? 51 00:02:13,221 --> 00:02:16,167 It's about Turing's development of his a-machine 52 00:02:16,191 --> 00:02:17,969 and how in proving the uncomputability 53 00:02:17,993 --> 00:02:20,738 of the Entscheidungsproblem by such a machine, 54 00:02:20,762 --> 00:02:22,206 he showed the fundamental limitations 55 00:02:22,230 --> 00:02:24,565 of mechanical computation. 56 00:02:27,069 --> 00:02:30,471 I have no idea what you are talking about. 57 00:02:32,841 --> 00:02:36,177 But I know I love hearing you talk. 58 00:02:48,490 --> 00:02:49,634 Hey, kids, 59 00:02:49,658 --> 00:02:50,735 grab your bags. 60 00:02:50,759 --> 00:02:52,403 I want to load the car now so we can 61 00:02:52,427 --> 00:02:54,172 hit the road for the cabin at 8:00 a.m. sharp. 62 00:02:54,196 --> 00:02:56,207 And I'm gonna go, uh, make some sandwiches for lunch, 63 00:02:56,231 --> 00:02:58,242 so let me know what you guys want, okay? 64 00:02:58,266 --> 00:03:00,568 Guys, we don't want to go. 65 00:03:01,970 --> 00:03:03,881 - Wait, what? - Huh? 66 00:03:03,905 --> 00:03:06,350 - Of course you do. - Hey, sorry, Dad, 67 00:03:06,374 --> 00:03:07,908 but the cabin is lame. 68 00:03:09,177 --> 00:03:11,022 - Very lame. - No, no, no, no, no. 69 00:03:11,046 --> 00:03:12,557 The cabin is not lame. 70 00:03:12,581 --> 00:03:15,593 The cabin is... relaxation. 71 00:03:15,617 --> 00:03:18,596 - Yeah. - The cabin is fresh air 72 00:03:18,620 --> 00:03:21,132 - and s'mores and... - Look, we all set up sleepovers 73 00:03:21,156 --> 00:03:22,400 for the weekend. 74 00:03:22,424 --> 00:03:23,958 Parent-approved. You can call them. 75 00:03:25,127 --> 00:03:26,471 Cancel your plans, all right? 76 00:03:26,495 --> 00:03:29,240 We're going on a family vacation this weekend, 77 00:03:29,264 --> 00:03:31,275 - and that's the end of... - Uh, babe? 78 00:03:31,299 --> 00:03:33,267 Could I talk to you? 79 00:03:36,905 --> 00:03:39,417 Would it be the worst thing in the world to go away 80 00:03:39,441 --> 00:03:41,219 without the little grumps? 81 00:03:41,243 --> 00:03:42,920 Think about it, come on. 82 00:03:42,944 --> 00:03:46,324 You, me, romantic cabin getaway, 83 00:03:46,348 --> 00:03:49,917 let the kids be someone else's problem for the night? 84 00:03:51,620 --> 00:03:53,765 You and me, romantic cabin getaway? 85 00:03:53,789 --> 00:03:55,533 Yeah. 86 00:03:55,557 --> 00:03:57,201 Hey. 87 00:03:57,225 --> 00:04:00,304 Sleepover drop-off train leaves at 8:00 a.m. sharp. 88 00:04:00,328 --> 00:04:01,662 Yes. 89 00:04:08,837 --> 00:04:10,314 This is Kevin. Leave a message. 90 00:04:11,773 --> 00:04:13,751 - Kev's phone still going to voice mail? - Yeah. 91 00:04:13,775 --> 00:04:15,953 So I have no idea if he made his flight or not. 92 00:04:15,977 --> 00:04:18,456 Can you imagine if he misses this? 93 00:04:18,480 --> 00:04:20,447 He won't. 94 00:04:21,349 --> 00:04:22,593 At least Randall and Beth 95 00:04:22,617 --> 00:04:24,428 got in touch with her from New Orleans 96 00:04:24,452 --> 00:04:27,588 - so she's not alone. - True. True. 97 00:04:30,292 --> 00:04:31,803 I should be with them. 98 00:04:31,827 --> 00:04:34,495 I'm supposed to be with them. 99 00:04:41,837 --> 00:04:45,216 Mm... 100 00:04:45,240 --> 00:04:47,151 Looks like they forgot the special sauce. 101 00:04:47,175 --> 00:04:48,786 - Oh, man! - I know. 102 00:04:48,810 --> 00:04:50,755 We did not just find the only place open 103 00:04:50,779 --> 00:04:52,190 in the middle of nowhere, Alabama, 104 00:04:52,214 --> 00:04:54,959 - and they didn't give me the special sauce. - Mm-hmm. 105 00:04:54,983 --> 00:04:57,061 Are you guys sure you don't want to go? 106 00:04:57,085 --> 00:04:58,563 'Cause I can hang up. 107 00:04:58,587 --> 00:05:00,765 I know it's late for you, and, um, 108 00:05:00,789 --> 00:05:02,200 and, you know, I'm sure you need to find a motel 109 00:05:02,224 --> 00:05:03,501 - for the night. - Oh, uh-uh. 110 00:05:03,525 --> 00:05:06,370 I have not done my own hair and nails 111 00:05:06,394 --> 00:05:08,172 and waxing for the better part of a year 112 00:05:08,196 --> 00:05:11,475 just to get COVID from some rank motel off I-81. 113 00:05:11,499 --> 00:05:12,810 Hey, Madison, 114 00:05:12,834 --> 00:05:14,979 for the 20th time, we're not hanging up. 115 00:05:15,003 --> 00:05:17,181 We are with you until Kevin gets there. 116 00:05:17,205 --> 00:05:19,884 If anything, you're doing us a favor, right? 117 00:05:19,908 --> 00:05:22,019 You're giving us a little roadside entertainment 118 00:05:22,043 --> 00:05:25,189 as we take turns driving and shotgunning Red Bulls 119 00:05:25,213 --> 00:05:27,348 for the next 14 hours. 120 00:05:28,550 --> 00:05:30,928 I know this isn't exactly how you imagined 121 00:05:30,952 --> 00:05:32,697 the births of these babies, 122 00:05:32,721 --> 00:05:35,099 but I do believe that Kevin is out there 123 00:05:35,123 --> 00:05:37,034 trying his damnedest to get to you 124 00:05:37,058 --> 00:05:38,803 and that he will be there 125 00:05:38,827 --> 00:05:42,006 in time for your unfairly gorgeous babies 126 00:05:42,030 --> 00:05:43,574 to be born. 127 00:05:43,598 --> 00:05:45,209 And if, for some reason, he doesn't, 128 00:05:45,233 --> 00:05:46,677 then you got a couple 129 00:05:46,701 --> 00:05:50,014 of real live baby birthing experts right here 130 00:05:50,038 --> 00:05:52,583 to see you through it every step of the way. We can handle it. 131 00:05:52,607 --> 00:05:54,919 Beth had a natural birth with Tess 132 00:05:54,943 --> 00:05:56,687 right in our living room. 133 00:05:57,779 --> 00:05:59,957 - Kevin? - Um... 134 00:05:59,981 --> 00:06:02,727 Ah, it's Kate. Uh, family text thread. 135 00:06:05,094 --> 00:06:07,413 _ 136 00:06:07,422 --> 00:06:09,433 Oh, no, no, no, no. 137 00:06:11,593 --> 00:06:12,737 Hey, babe. 138 00:06:12,761 --> 00:06:13,871 - How's it going? - Mm-hmm. Hi. 139 00:06:13,895 --> 00:06:15,573 Hey, group texts? 140 00:06:15,597 --> 00:06:18,142 No way, Kate. Absolutely not. 141 00:06:18,166 --> 00:06:20,444 If I can't be in the delivery room because of 142 00:06:20,468 --> 00:06:22,713 stupid COVID, then I demand personalized, 143 00:06:22,737 --> 00:06:25,249 individualized updates. 144 00:06:25,273 --> 00:06:27,385 Okay. Okay. 145 00:06:27,409 --> 00:06:30,154 Listen, the only update is that I'm being 146 00:06:30,178 --> 00:06:31,822 a really great birth partner to a birth 147 00:06:31,846 --> 00:06:34,725 - that is... - So freaking slow. 148 00:06:34,749 --> 00:06:36,761 How long have we been here, like, a hundred hours? 149 00:06:36,785 --> 00:06:38,329 Eight. 150 00:06:38,353 --> 00:06:41,232 A breezy eight. Oh, babe, 151 00:06:41,256 --> 00:06:43,234 have you had any updates from the sitter? 152 00:06:43,258 --> 00:06:46,103 Uh, yeah, Jack is fine. I'm the one out here 153 00:06:46,127 --> 00:06:48,739 in the, uh, hospital parking lot losing my mind. 154 00:06:48,763 --> 00:06:50,808 Everything is fine, I promise. 155 00:06:50,832 --> 00:06:52,243 And I will update you 156 00:06:52,267 --> 00:06:53,911 when there is an update worth sharing. 157 00:06:53,935 --> 00:06:56,247 Okay? Hey, so, uh, 158 00:06:56,271 --> 00:06:58,449 how's your list coming? 159 00:06:58,473 --> 00:07:00,518 Uh, my list? 160 00:07:00,542 --> 00:07:04,055 Uh, you'll just... You'll know when you know. How about that? 161 00:07:04,079 --> 00:07:06,857 Fine, be mysterious. Oh, hey. 162 00:07:06,881 --> 00:07:08,826 - The nurse is here. Got to go. Bye. - Okay. 163 00:07:08,850 --> 00:07:10,294 - Hi, there. - Hi. 164 00:07:10,318 --> 00:07:11,529 - Hey. - My name is Joan. 165 00:07:11,553 --> 00:07:12,930 I'm taking over for Rachel. 166 00:07:12,954 --> 00:07:14,432 Oh, did you hear that, Kate? 167 00:07:14,456 --> 00:07:16,100 We've been here for a whole nurse shift, 168 00:07:16,124 --> 00:07:18,269 and my cervix is still refusing to budge. 169 00:07:18,293 --> 00:07:20,171 Things speed up eventually. They always do. 170 00:07:20,195 --> 00:07:21,762 Just hang in there, Mom. 171 00:07:24,199 --> 00:07:26,177 Sorry, um, 172 00:07:26,201 --> 00:07:27,511 I just want to make sure 173 00:07:27,535 --> 00:07:29,413 that everyone on the delivery team remembers 174 00:07:29,437 --> 00:07:31,515 that Kate is the adoptive mother. 175 00:07:31,539 --> 00:07:32,973 She is Mom. 176 00:07:34,876 --> 00:07:37,888 I am just a temporary landlord with an eviction notice. 177 00:07:37,912 --> 00:07:40,191 I am so sorry. I should've checked your file 178 00:07:40,215 --> 00:07:42,293 - before I came in. I meant no... - It's okay. It's okay. 179 00:07:42,317 --> 00:07:45,363 But please do remind everyone that when the baby is here, 180 00:07:45,387 --> 00:07:47,465 she should go directly to Kate. 181 00:07:47,489 --> 00:07:49,100 Not to me. 182 00:07:49,124 --> 00:07:52,269 Will do. Page me if you need anything. 183 00:07:52,293 --> 00:07:55,262 - Okay. Thanks. - Thank you. 184 00:07:56,164 --> 00:07:58,776 I mean, it's as if she's never had 185 00:07:58,800 --> 00:08:00,745 a woman giving birth to her one-night-stand baby 186 00:08:00,769 --> 00:08:02,546 with the adoptive mother as the birth partner 187 00:08:02,570 --> 00:08:04,415 in the middle of a global pandemic. 188 00:08:04,439 --> 00:08:07,418 I know. It's, like, old-fashioned. 189 00:08:08,977 --> 00:08:10,988 Hey. 190 00:08:11,012 --> 00:08:13,981 I'm really grateful that you're here with me for this. 191 00:08:15,417 --> 00:08:17,995 Well, I'm really grateful that you asked me. 192 00:08:18,019 --> 00:08:19,864 Really. 193 00:08:19,888 --> 00:08:21,899 So, let's have this baby. 194 00:08:26,277 --> 00:08:29,612 I cannot wait to start a fire 195 00:08:29,613 --> 00:08:32,592 and just sit around in my cozy socks all weekend. 196 00:08:32,616 --> 00:08:34,594 Is that all you're gonna be wearing? 197 00:08:34,618 --> 00:08:37,864 - Because I can get on board with that. - Ha-ha. 198 00:08:37,888 --> 00:08:40,133 You know what the best part is? 199 00:08:40,157 --> 00:08:42,302 - What's that? - Not having to hear 200 00:08:42,326 --> 00:08:45,105 Kate recite the plot of this week's 90210. 201 00:08:45,129 --> 00:08:47,107 Oh, yeah. She's, uh, kind of obsessed, huh? 202 00:08:47,131 --> 00:08:49,809 Honestly, I can't even tell if it's a terrible show 203 00:08:49,833 --> 00:08:52,245 or if she's just terrible at recapping it. 204 00:08:52,269 --> 00:08:54,314 And you know what else 205 00:08:54,338 --> 00:08:56,349 - I'm psyched to not have to listen to? - Okay. 206 00:08:56,373 --> 00:08:59,586 Kevin and Randall bickering about everything. 207 00:08:59,610 --> 00:09:02,822 I mean, here is to an entire weekend 208 00:09:02,846 --> 00:09:04,689 without having to hear the word "buttmunch." 209 00:09:04,690 --> 00:09:05,692 Mm-hmm. 210 00:09:05,716 --> 00:09:08,895 Oh, babe. 211 00:09:08,919 --> 00:09:10,997 Do you feel that bliss settling in? 212 00:09:11,021 --> 00:09:13,566 That is the bliss of an entire weekend 213 00:09:13,590 --> 00:09:16,726 - with no surly teenage interruptions. - Yeah. 214 00:09:20,164 --> 00:09:22,142 Oh, no. 215 00:09:22,166 --> 00:09:24,577 - Jack, come here. - What? 216 00:09:24,601 --> 00:09:27,080 Oh, what the hell? 217 00:09:31,975 --> 00:09:34,454 All right, I found 30 years' worth 218 00:09:34,478 --> 00:09:37,179 of dusty old board games to keep us busy. 219 00:09:39,516 --> 00:09:41,728 Did you put yourself into a time-out? 220 00:09:41,752 --> 00:09:43,663 No, there's better Wi-Fi over here. 221 00:09:43,687 --> 00:09:46,466 I-I didn't know if the kids were trying to call or text me 222 00:09:46,490 --> 00:09:48,468 and maybe I just didn't have service. 223 00:09:48,492 --> 00:09:50,603 Do you want to go upstairs and watch TV instead? 224 00:09:50,627 --> 00:09:53,139 No, I don't want to watch TV. I want my kids to call me 225 00:09:53,163 --> 00:09:54,974 with more information. I want to teleport 226 00:09:54,998 --> 00:09:57,300 my body to Los Angeles. I want... 227 00:09:58,635 --> 00:10:00,313 I want a cocktail. 228 00:10:01,605 --> 00:10:04,150 No, I'm-I'm not kidding. I want a cocktail. 229 00:10:04,174 --> 00:10:07,287 Are you sure? The doctor said with the meds, you could... 230 00:10:07,311 --> 00:10:09,822 One drink every once in a while would not kill me. 231 00:10:09,846 --> 00:10:11,457 And in this case, 232 00:10:11,481 --> 00:10:13,526 I feel like it might actually save my life. 233 00:10:13,550 --> 00:10:15,995 Well, I mean, how would a cocktail really compare 234 00:10:16,019 --> 00:10:17,664 to Girl Talk: A Game of Truth or Dare? 235 00:10:17,688 --> 00:10:18,998 Or your life. 236 00:10:19,022 --> 00:10:22,101 Me having a cocktail might save your life. 237 00:10:22,125 --> 00:10:24,671 One cocktail coming right up. 238 00:10:24,695 --> 00:10:26,796 Thank you. 239 00:10:29,600 --> 00:10:31,878 Oh, come on. 240 00:10:31,902 --> 00:10:33,780 So, yeah. Apparently, 241 00:10:33,804 --> 00:10:36,282 we own a farmhouse in New Orleans now. 242 00:10:36,306 --> 00:10:38,117 Randall, that-that story 243 00:10:38,141 --> 00:10:39,485 is insane. 244 00:10:39,509 --> 00:10:41,154 You're not wrong. 245 00:10:43,213 --> 00:10:44,958 Okay. 246 00:10:44,982 --> 00:10:48,695 Those last few have been pretty intense. 247 00:10:48,719 --> 00:10:50,663 Maybe we should call the nurse. 248 00:10:50,687 --> 00:10:52,699 You okay to keep driving for a while? 249 00:10:52,723 --> 00:10:55,735 Mm, yeah. It's your time to shine, baby. 250 00:10:55,759 --> 00:10:57,870 Okay. 251 00:11:11,208 --> 00:11:13,186 Hey. 252 00:11:13,210 --> 00:11:14,844 You're in my spot. 253 00:11:17,347 --> 00:11:20,226 I can see, like, ten empty spots just in my line of vision. 254 00:11:20,250 --> 00:11:22,195 - I'm not even looking over there. - Great. 255 00:11:22,219 --> 00:11:24,019 Just move into one of those, then. 256 00:11:25,155 --> 00:11:27,133 Um... I... 257 00:11:27,157 --> 00:11:28,668 I'm sorry, sir. 258 00:11:28,692 --> 00:11:31,304 Do you not see my elaborate setup? 259 00:11:31,328 --> 00:11:34,007 I'm loving it. This-this elaborate setup 260 00:11:34,031 --> 00:11:35,241 kind of makes me wish 261 00:11:35,265 --> 00:11:36,876 I had gone to a football school where I could've 262 00:11:36,900 --> 00:11:38,778 tailgated every weekend for four years. 263 00:11:38,802 --> 00:11:40,780 - And I hate football. - You know, I don't give 264 00:11:40,804 --> 00:11:42,081 a rat's ass. Just move it. 265 00:11:42,105 --> 00:11:44,017 Buddy, I'm just waiting 266 00:11:44,041 --> 00:11:45,685 for my daughter to be born, okay? 267 00:11:45,709 --> 00:11:50,012 And I'm waiting to find out if my wife is gonna live or die. 268 00:11:51,481 --> 00:11:52,848 Oh. 269 00:11:54,584 --> 00:11:58,097 55 years attached at the hip. 270 00:11:58,121 --> 00:12:00,466 Now I'm down here, 271 00:12:00,490 --> 00:12:02,792 and she's up there, attached to a ventilator. 272 00:12:04,661 --> 00:12:07,229 This freakin' virus. 273 00:12:09,266 --> 00:12:12,412 And I've been coming here every night, 274 00:12:12,436 --> 00:12:15,915 and I always park in that spot. 275 00:12:15,939 --> 00:12:17,950 Number 157. 276 00:12:17,974 --> 00:12:20,253 It's her favorite number. 277 00:12:20,277 --> 00:12:22,155 It's the first house we ever lived in. 278 00:12:22,179 --> 00:12:23,990 157 Overhill Road. 279 00:12:24,014 --> 00:12:26,326 She's always been superstitious 280 00:12:26,350 --> 00:12:28,294 about that kind of stuff. 281 00:12:28,318 --> 00:12:31,597 Like a special number had some sort of a... 282 00:12:31,621 --> 00:12:34,390 a magical power. 283 00:12:35,292 --> 00:12:37,904 Am I really gonna have to ask you to move your car again? 284 00:12:37,928 --> 00:12:41,107 No, sir, you are not. I'm moving right now. 285 00:12:41,131 --> 00:12:43,265 I'm moving. 286 00:12:48,372 --> 00:12:50,583 He's perfect. 287 00:12:50,607 --> 00:12:52,542 He looks just like me. 288 00:12:54,344 --> 00:12:57,280 This baby is a mathematical anomaly. 289 00:12:58,215 --> 00:12:59,893 He's a product greater than the constants 290 00:12:59,917 --> 00:13:02,018 multiplied to make him. 291 00:13:02,920 --> 00:13:05,031 I hate to break it to you, my son, 292 00:13:05,055 --> 00:13:09,158 but your father is a giant geek. 293 00:13:14,498 --> 00:13:18,344 All right, these should be drinkable. 294 00:13:18,368 --> 00:13:19,813 There you go. 295 00:13:19,837 --> 00:13:21,314 Thank you. 296 00:13:21,338 --> 00:13:23,306 - Salud. - Cheers. 297 00:13:26,009 --> 00:13:28,555 - Whew! - Ah. 298 00:13:28,579 --> 00:13:29,889 I didn't have much to work with. 299 00:13:29,913 --> 00:13:31,191 That liquor cabinet hasn't been updated 300 00:13:31,215 --> 00:13:32,659 - in 20-plus years, so I'm sorry. - I'm sorry. 301 00:13:32,683 --> 00:13:34,027 I know you love anisette, but this... 302 00:13:34,051 --> 00:13:36,162 this tastes like car fuel. 303 00:13:36,186 --> 00:13:38,298 - Car fuel? Wow. - Yeah, it does. 304 00:13:38,322 --> 00:13:40,667 Now, I seem to remember you had more than one shot 305 00:13:40,691 --> 00:13:43,203 of chichaítos in Puerto Rico after our wedding. 306 00:13:43,227 --> 00:13:44,704 Excuse me. I was in Puerto Rico. 307 00:13:44,728 --> 00:13:46,639 I was married. I was happy. 308 00:13:46,663 --> 00:13:48,475 Will you please give an old lady a break. 309 00:13:48,499 --> 00:13:51,300 Just this once. Just this once. 310 00:14:02,079 --> 00:14:04,324 Pipe in the upstairs bathroom burst. 311 00:14:04,348 --> 00:14:06,259 Yeah, the whole room is just... it's flooded. 312 00:14:06,283 --> 00:14:07,994 - Oh. - I'm gonna go to the hardware store, 313 00:14:08,018 --> 00:14:09,996 get some stuff to stop all that. 314 00:14:10,020 --> 00:14:11,531 What was in the boxes? 315 00:14:11,555 --> 00:14:13,566 Um, well, that's some of 316 00:14:13,590 --> 00:14:15,335 the kids' old art we brought from home. 317 00:14:15,359 --> 00:14:17,871 We were gonna frame it and put it up, 318 00:14:17,895 --> 00:14:19,839 but we just never got around to it. 319 00:14:19,863 --> 00:14:21,374 Oh, man. 320 00:14:21,398 --> 00:14:23,443 Everything's ruined. 321 00:14:23,467 --> 00:14:26,613 Come on. It's not like our kids' crappy art 322 00:14:26,637 --> 00:14:29,839 was gonna make it in The Met or anything. 323 00:14:30,974 --> 00:14:33,920 Right. That was a good one, Bec. 324 00:14:33,944 --> 00:14:36,256 - What? - Nothing. 325 00:14:36,280 --> 00:14:38,047 It's just, you've... 326 00:14:39,783 --> 00:14:41,694 You've been ripping on the kids all day. 327 00:14:41,718 --> 00:14:43,863 No, I haven't. 328 00:14:43,887 --> 00:14:45,698 Look, forget it. Doesn't matter. 329 00:14:45,722 --> 00:14:47,133 You're right, the box is ruined. 330 00:14:47,157 --> 00:14:48,801 - Let's just toss it and move on. - Jack. 331 00:14:48,825 --> 00:14:50,236 I'm gonna go to the hardware store, 332 00:14:50,260 --> 00:14:52,305 get something to fix that. 333 00:14:52,329 --> 00:14:54,330 I'll be back soon. 334 00:15:10,180 --> 00:15:11,791 What's with you? 335 00:15:11,815 --> 00:15:13,793 Baby's on the way. 336 00:15:13,817 --> 00:15:16,996 Uh, I'd be pacing back and forth in the waiting room if I could, 337 00:15:17,020 --> 00:15:19,799 but don't worry, I'll-I'll stay over here in my-my zone. 338 00:15:19,823 --> 00:15:21,791 I won't get too close. 339 00:15:23,093 --> 00:15:25,972 Uh, are those... are those pigs on your... 340 00:15:28,498 --> 00:15:31,634 Pigs are a thing with Rose, my wife. 341 00:15:33,937 --> 00:15:36,182 We went to Austria on our honeymoon 342 00:15:36,206 --> 00:15:39,852 because The Sound of Music came out that year and... 343 00:15:39,876 --> 00:15:42,121 she wanted to see Salzburg. 344 00:15:42,145 --> 00:15:44,123 I get it. 345 00:15:44,147 --> 00:15:45,892 I made Kate move to Pasadena 346 00:15:45,916 --> 00:15:48,451 just for the Back to the Future house. 347 00:15:50,387 --> 00:15:53,333 We were there over New Year's. 348 00:15:53,357 --> 00:15:55,702 Turns out the Austrians go all out for pigs 349 00:15:55,726 --> 00:15:57,093 over New Year's. 350 00:15:58,061 --> 00:16:02,609 Pigs on platters and marzipan pigs, 351 00:16:02,633 --> 00:16:05,234 little pig tchotchkes in all the markets. 352 00:16:06,470 --> 00:16:09,038 They say they bring good luck. 353 00:16:09,906 --> 00:16:12,352 So... 354 00:16:12,376 --> 00:16:15,255 to start our marriage off right, 355 00:16:15,279 --> 00:16:17,713 we bought this little sucker. 356 00:16:20,517 --> 00:16:24,053 And over the years, whenever we needed a little luck... 357 00:16:25,022 --> 00:16:26,789 You found yourself a pig. 358 00:16:29,993 --> 00:16:34,697 Figured I'd bring the whole bacon army out for this one. 359 00:16:36,733 --> 00:16:38,344 They say they might be able 360 00:16:38,368 --> 00:16:40,546 to take her off the ventilator soon, but... 361 00:16:40,570 --> 00:16:42,515 Hey, that's... 362 00:16:42,539 --> 00:16:45,418 you know, that's not... that's not nothing, right? 363 00:16:45,442 --> 00:16:47,287 So you, uh... 364 00:16:47,311 --> 00:16:50,056 you haven't been able to go inside at all, huh? 365 00:16:50,080 --> 00:16:51,457 No. 366 00:16:51,481 --> 00:16:53,960 She made me promise not to visit. 367 00:16:53,984 --> 00:16:56,218 She didn't want me getting sick, too. 368 00:16:57,354 --> 00:17:00,333 If you think I'm stubborn, 369 00:17:00,357 --> 00:17:02,101 you ought to meet my Rose. 370 00:17:04,661 --> 00:17:06,606 Yeah. 371 00:17:06,630 --> 00:17:09,442 Kate can be kind of stubborn, too. 372 00:17:09,466 --> 00:17:10,610 Is that why you're out here? 373 00:17:10,634 --> 00:17:12,111 She kick you out of the delivery room? 374 00:17:12,135 --> 00:17:15,214 Oh, uh, no. 375 00:17:15,238 --> 00:17:17,950 We're actually adopting. 376 00:17:17,974 --> 00:17:20,286 Yeah, she's in there with the birth mom, 377 00:17:20,310 --> 00:17:23,423 and there's only one visitor allowed. 378 00:17:23,447 --> 00:17:26,759 But we made a deal... since she gets to be in there, 379 00:17:26,783 --> 00:17:29,128 I get to pick the middle name. 380 00:17:29,152 --> 00:17:30,463 Anything I want. 381 00:17:30,487 --> 00:17:33,189 She has no veto rights. 382 00:17:34,124 --> 00:17:35,702 - That's a lot of pressure. - Yeah. 383 00:17:35,726 --> 00:17:38,271 Yeah, I have quite the list going on. 384 00:17:38,295 --> 00:17:40,763 I'm having a hard time whittling it down. 385 00:17:41,732 --> 00:17:44,277 I don't want to pick it out just yet. 386 00:17:44,301 --> 00:17:46,846 You know? 387 00:17:46,870 --> 00:17:50,339 I want to wait till she's here, until she's officially ours. 388 00:17:53,377 --> 00:17:55,578 Just don't want to jinx it. 389 00:18:15,899 --> 00:18:17,800 Here. 390 00:18:20,670 --> 00:18:22,838 One of Rose's favorites. 391 00:18:27,344 --> 00:18:29,021 Once the anesthetic is in, 392 00:18:29,045 --> 00:18:33,292 you'll start to feel relief in about 15 minutes. 393 00:18:33,316 --> 00:18:35,328 So, can you lean forward 394 00:18:35,352 --> 00:18:37,286 and round your shoulders, please? 395 00:18:41,458 --> 00:18:43,669 Oh, no, no. No way. Hell no. I am... 396 00:18:43,693 --> 00:18:45,772 - I am all the way out. No. - Hey, Madison, Madison, Madison. 397 00:18:45,796 --> 00:18:47,473 Don't look at the needle. Look at me. 398 00:18:47,497 --> 00:18:51,200 Okay? Just focus on these calming baby browns. 399 00:18:53,970 --> 00:18:55,581 Oh, God. 400 00:18:55,605 --> 00:18:57,483 Oh, God, I just looked at it again, Randall. 401 00:18:57,507 --> 00:18:58,818 Distract me. 402 00:18:58,842 --> 00:19:00,319 Please tell me a story that has 403 00:19:00,343 --> 00:19:02,388 - nothing to do with this. - Yeah. 404 00:19:02,412 --> 00:19:03,756 Okay, uh, when I decided 405 00:19:03,780 --> 00:19:05,425 to become a city councilman, I had to... 406 00:19:05,449 --> 00:19:07,917 - Come on, give her something interesting. - Okay. 407 00:19:09,219 --> 00:19:10,396 Okay. 408 00:19:12,222 --> 00:19:16,202 His junior prom, Kev comes home wasted. 409 00:19:16,226 --> 00:19:18,037 Uh, reminder that I'm having 410 00:19:18,061 --> 00:19:20,840 this recovering alcoholic's babies right now. 411 00:19:20,864 --> 00:19:22,575 Yeah, but this was back when he was just 412 00:19:22,599 --> 00:19:24,177 a charming rascal teen having one too many, 413 00:19:24,201 --> 00:19:25,778 so just go with me here, okay? 414 00:19:25,802 --> 00:19:28,414 Uh, I intercept him before our parents know he's home. 415 00:19:28,438 --> 00:19:29,916 I take him down to his room, 416 00:19:29,940 --> 00:19:32,552 tell him to take off his shoes so he can get into bed. 417 00:19:32,576 --> 00:19:34,954 Go to get him a glass of water, I come back, 418 00:19:34,978 --> 00:19:37,390 and he is completely naked, 419 00:19:37,414 --> 00:19:41,060 belting "MMMBop" at the top of his lungs. 420 00:19:41,084 --> 00:19:42,528 I mean, my man is going for it. 421 00:19:42,552 --> 00:19:44,864 He's shaking his little pasty ass, 422 00:19:44,888 --> 00:19:48,401 literally jumping up and down on his bed doing air drums. 423 00:19:48,425 --> 00:19:51,270 - God, Kevin. - I keep telling him 424 00:19:51,294 --> 00:19:54,540 to shut the hell up before he wakes up our parents. 425 00:19:54,564 --> 00:19:57,543 Then, suddenly, he stops... right?... 426 00:19:57,567 --> 00:20:00,279 and he stares at me, just dead serious. 427 00:20:00,303 --> 00:20:02,882 I think he's about to hurl everywhere, 428 00:20:02,906 --> 00:20:05,785 and then he just says, 429 00:20:05,809 --> 00:20:09,455 "Dude, how come we never started a brother band? 430 00:20:09,479 --> 00:20:11,657 "Like Hanson. 431 00:20:11,681 --> 00:20:14,060 "We could be Pearson. 432 00:20:14,084 --> 00:20:16,696 We could be rock stars, man." 433 00:20:16,720 --> 00:20:19,065 A little pinch. 434 00:20:19,089 --> 00:20:21,200 Hey, Madison, look at me. Can you imagine it? 435 00:20:21,224 --> 00:20:23,903 Me and Kev on a world tour? 436 00:20:23,927 --> 00:20:25,338 ♪ Uh-huh ♪ 437 00:20:25,362 --> 00:20:26,772 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 438 00:20:26,796 --> 00:20:28,875 ♪ Mmm bop, ba duba dop ♪ 439 00:20:28,899 --> 00:20:30,910 ♪ Ba du bop, ba duba dop ♪ 440 00:20:30,934 --> 00:20:33,913 Come on. Join in in our band. Come on. 441 00:20:33,937 --> 00:20:36,582 ♪ Dooby da ba doo-wop ♪ 442 00:20:36,606 --> 00:20:38,584 There she is! 443 00:20:38,608 --> 00:20:40,586 ♪ Mmm bop, ba duba dop ♪ 444 00:20:40,610 --> 00:20:43,022 ♪ Ba du bop, ba duba dop ♪ 445 00:20:43,046 --> 00:20:45,625 ♪ Ba du bop, ba duba dop ♪ 446 00:20:45,649 --> 00:20:47,026 ♪ Ba du ♪ 447 00:20:47,050 --> 00:20:49,028 ♪ Mmm bop, ba duba dop ♪ 448 00:20:49,052 --> 00:20:50,730 ♪ Ba du bop ♪ 449 00:20:50,754 --> 00:20:52,965 ♪ Yeah, yeah. ♪ 450 00:20:52,989 --> 00:20:54,648 Randall? 451 00:20:54,649 --> 00:20:56,167 Kev? 452 00:21:02,449 --> 00:21:05,161 I want to hit you, but I also want to kiss you. 453 00:21:08,422 --> 00:21:11,100 Yeah, that's... 454 00:21:11,124 --> 00:21:13,636 I get it. 455 00:21:13,660 --> 00:21:15,671 Sounds like you had some company, though, right? 456 00:21:15,695 --> 00:21:18,441 Yeah, he, um... he called to check in on me. 457 00:21:18,465 --> 00:21:21,210 He was on the phone for hours. 458 00:21:21,234 --> 00:21:23,836 Really? Wow. 459 00:21:25,205 --> 00:21:27,050 Randall, I don't know what to say, man. 460 00:21:27,074 --> 00:21:29,352 Nothing required, man. 461 00:21:29,376 --> 00:21:31,087 I knew you'd make it. 462 00:21:31,111 --> 00:21:32,722 I'm gonna pass the torch. 463 00:21:32,746 --> 00:21:34,613 We'll catch up soon. 464 00:21:35,582 --> 00:21:37,360 Thanks, guys. 465 00:21:37,384 --> 00:21:40,085 Hey. You got this, M-Cat. 466 00:21:49,930 --> 00:21:51,707 I can't believe you actually made it. 467 00:21:51,731 --> 00:21:53,209 Yeah, no, it's... 468 00:21:53,233 --> 00:21:54,977 You wouldn't believe the insane night that I had. 469 00:21:55,001 --> 00:21:57,213 The head of TSA at the Seattle airport is 470 00:21:57,237 --> 00:21:59,048 definitely going on our Christmas card list. 471 00:22:02,375 --> 00:22:04,220 Doesn't matter. 472 00:22:04,244 --> 00:22:05,888 None of that matters. 473 00:22:05,912 --> 00:22:08,280 The only thing that matters is that I made it. 474 00:22:10,050 --> 00:22:11,861 Before I left, you asked me 475 00:22:11,885 --> 00:22:13,796 how this family was gonna fit into my life. 476 00:22:13,820 --> 00:22:15,688 Yeah. 477 00:22:16,823 --> 00:22:18,801 This family is my life. 478 00:22:18,825 --> 00:22:21,137 Uh, I quit the movie. 479 00:22:21,161 --> 00:22:22,772 Yeah, no, I don't want to take jobs 480 00:22:22,796 --> 00:22:25,141 that are gonna take me away from you. 481 00:22:25,165 --> 00:22:28,411 And this... these beautiful babies 482 00:22:28,435 --> 00:22:31,314 that we're about ready to meet. 483 00:22:31,338 --> 00:22:33,906 This is all I'll ever need. 484 00:22:37,544 --> 00:22:39,178 I made it. 485 00:22:41,047 --> 00:22:42,258 You made it. 486 00:22:45,986 --> 00:22:48,197 These masks are really pulling my ears forward. 487 00:22:48,221 --> 00:22:50,733 I feel like Dumbo. You're about ready to have twins with Dumbo. 488 00:24:17,811 --> 00:24:19,745 Kate. 489 00:24:21,047 --> 00:24:23,315 I want to hold her. 490 00:24:24,384 --> 00:24:27,219 I know that I said that I didn't, but I changed my mind. 491 00:24:28,121 --> 00:24:30,756 Uh, of course. Yeah. 492 00:24:54,381 --> 00:24:56,158 All right, Mom. 493 00:24:56,182 --> 00:24:59,251 - Here's your daughter. - Oh, um, she's gonna hold her. 494 00:25:06,393 --> 00:25:08,227 Hi. 495 00:25:11,031 --> 00:25:13,532 So that's what you look like. 496 00:25:18,905 --> 00:25:22,040 Kate, do you... do you mind if... 497 00:25:23,576 --> 00:25:26,088 I would just like to be alone with her. 498 00:25:26,112 --> 00:25:28,491 Oh, um... 499 00:25:28,515 --> 00:25:30,493 yeah. 500 00:25:30,517 --> 00:25:31,727 Of course. 501 00:25:44,773 --> 00:25:46,751 G-7? 502 00:25:46,775 --> 00:25:49,120 The twins are good. 503 00:25:49,144 --> 00:25:52,096 Still just the one picture, and no new update from Kate. 504 00:25:52,097 --> 00:25:53,447 Well, I'm sure we'll hear something 505 00:25:53,448 --> 00:25:56,133 - when there's something to hear. - Yeah. 506 00:25:59,538 --> 00:26:01,149 What is that? 507 00:26:01,173 --> 00:26:03,318 - Hmm? - The blobs. 508 00:26:03,342 --> 00:26:05,320 The-the painting. You've been staring at that all night. 509 00:26:05,344 --> 00:26:07,711 What is that? 510 00:26:11,049 --> 00:26:12,994 What's all this? 511 00:26:13,018 --> 00:26:15,196 This is the best possible solution 512 00:26:15,220 --> 00:26:17,365 I could find to try and save them. 513 00:26:17,389 --> 00:26:19,500 I'm gonna go get my hair dryer. 514 00:26:19,524 --> 00:26:21,269 No, Bec. 515 00:26:21,293 --> 00:26:23,271 It's fine. They-they're ruined. 516 00:26:23,295 --> 00:26:25,429 Really, I'm-I'm over it. 517 00:26:27,499 --> 00:26:29,477 Jack... 518 00:26:29,501 --> 00:26:32,580 making fun of our kids together is our thing. 519 00:26:32,604 --> 00:26:34,949 It's our one coping mechanism 520 00:26:34,973 --> 00:26:36,851 against three sets of teenage hormones. 521 00:26:36,875 --> 00:26:38,286 Yeah, I know. You're right. 522 00:26:38,310 --> 00:26:40,845 So, what is the deal? 523 00:26:44,549 --> 00:26:47,318 They don't want to hang out with us anymore. 524 00:26:48,353 --> 00:26:52,967 It's-it's... it's moving really fast. 525 00:26:52,991 --> 00:26:55,703 You know, they-they like us one moment, and then the next... 526 00:26:55,727 --> 00:26:58,005 They're teenagers. 527 00:26:58,029 --> 00:26:59,674 It's perfectly normal that they want to 528 00:26:59,698 --> 00:27:01,676 hang out with other teenagers over us. 529 00:27:01,700 --> 00:27:04,112 I know, but we only have 530 00:27:04,136 --> 00:27:07,014 a few more years together under the same roof. 531 00:27:07,038 --> 00:27:10,051 Okay, a few more years where we get to be a part 532 00:27:10,075 --> 00:27:12,954 of their daily lives. 533 00:27:12,978 --> 00:27:15,022 And then what? 534 00:27:15,046 --> 00:27:16,424 They're gonna move out. 535 00:27:16,448 --> 00:27:17,859 And forget vacations to the cabin. 536 00:27:17,883 --> 00:27:21,429 Babe, w-we're gonna be lucky if they call us 537 00:27:21,453 --> 00:27:24,665 once a week just to let us know what's going on in their lives. 538 00:27:24,689 --> 00:27:27,591 Babe, it is not gonna be like that. 539 00:27:28,727 --> 00:27:30,338 It was like that for us. 540 00:27:30,362 --> 00:27:32,240 We moved out of our parents' houses, 541 00:27:32,264 --> 00:27:34,242 and we never looked back. 542 00:27:34,266 --> 00:27:35,977 Okay. 543 00:27:36,001 --> 00:27:39,647 You being moody I can handle, but comparing us to our parents, 544 00:27:39,671 --> 00:27:41,649 that is a bridge too far, mister. 545 00:27:43,408 --> 00:27:48,122 Jack, our family is not ending anytime soon. 546 00:27:48,146 --> 00:27:50,481 Come here. Come here. 547 00:27:53,018 --> 00:27:54,262 Look at this picture. 548 00:27:54,286 --> 00:27:56,197 Do you see how the colors 549 00:27:56,221 --> 00:27:58,399 from their little handprints have... have soaked 550 00:27:58,423 --> 00:28:00,224 all the way down to ours? 551 00:28:01,393 --> 00:28:04,405 We're all still there together. 552 00:28:04,429 --> 00:28:08,732 We are, even if it doesn't look the way that it used to. 553 00:28:10,035 --> 00:28:12,747 And even when we are old fogeys 554 00:28:12,771 --> 00:28:14,515 living out here in the woods one day 555 00:28:14,539 --> 00:28:18,786 like witches from some children's fairy tale, 556 00:28:18,810 --> 00:28:22,323 we're still gonna be close to them. 557 00:28:22,347 --> 00:28:24,258 Didn't realize we were gonna be witches. 558 00:28:24,282 --> 00:28:26,861 Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna let myself really go. 559 00:28:26,885 --> 00:28:28,496 Oh, okay. 560 00:28:28,520 --> 00:28:30,431 We will never miss a thing. 561 00:28:30,455 --> 00:28:32,667 Not the little stuff, 562 00:28:32,691 --> 00:28:35,092 and especially not the big stuff. 563 00:28:37,329 --> 00:28:38,729 Mm. 564 00:28:42,667 --> 00:28:44,979 So we framed it, 565 00:28:45,003 --> 00:28:49,283 as a... reminder 566 00:28:49,307 --> 00:28:51,385 to always be close, 567 00:28:51,409 --> 00:28:53,877 never miss a thing. 568 00:28:54,913 --> 00:28:59,293 I know it's silly, but I feel like... 569 00:28:59,317 --> 00:29:01,229 like I'm letting down Jack 570 00:29:01,253 --> 00:29:04,265 by not being there for them today. 571 00:29:04,289 --> 00:29:07,068 Like I'm-I'm not holding up my end of the promise. 572 00:29:07,092 --> 00:29:08,903 - Rebecca, you... - No, it-it's okay. 573 00:29:08,927 --> 00:29:11,395 You don't have to make me feel better. 574 00:29:13,698 --> 00:29:16,166 We never talk about this. 575 00:29:18,003 --> 00:29:20,314 How you... 576 00:29:20,338 --> 00:29:23,584 have to bear Jack's death differently. 577 00:29:23,608 --> 00:29:25,720 For yourself... 578 00:29:25,744 --> 00:29:28,256 and for me. 579 00:29:28,280 --> 00:29:30,047 And our marriage. 580 00:29:34,452 --> 00:29:36,220 Thank you. 581 00:29:38,390 --> 00:29:40,835 I know it's a lot. 582 00:29:40,859 --> 00:29:42,470 I know I'm a lot. 583 00:29:42,494 --> 00:29:44,762 Hey. 584 00:29:47,899 --> 00:29:50,034 You're just the right amount. 585 00:30:01,813 --> 00:30:03,714 Hi, little one. 586 00:30:08,019 --> 00:30:10,031 So you're the reason I've been skipping cold cuts 587 00:30:10,055 --> 00:30:12,189 for the last nine months, huh? 588 00:30:14,326 --> 00:30:16,871 You should know that I live and die 589 00:30:16,895 --> 00:30:20,308 by pastrami on rye, so... 590 00:30:20,332 --> 00:30:22,666 this hasn't been easy for me. 591 00:30:25,770 --> 00:30:28,249 But... 592 00:30:28,273 --> 00:30:33,054 from the minute that I knew that you were real 593 00:30:33,078 --> 00:30:35,345 and I was really having you... 594 00:30:37,215 --> 00:30:40,150 ...I knew that I needed to take care of you. 595 00:30:45,190 --> 00:30:48,703 Even if you were never meant to be mine. 596 00:30:48,727 --> 00:30:50,538 Giving you to Toby and Kate is 597 00:30:50,562 --> 00:30:52,429 the hardest thing I have ever done. 598 00:30:54,866 --> 00:30:57,735 But it might just be the best thing I'll ever do. 599 00:31:00,071 --> 00:31:03,951 So I have to say goodbye to you now, 600 00:31:03,975 --> 00:31:06,454 because there is someone really special 601 00:31:06,478 --> 00:31:08,779 waiting to say hello. 602 00:31:14,419 --> 00:31:16,553 Hi. 603 00:31:17,422 --> 00:31:19,400 Hi. 604 00:31:19,424 --> 00:31:20,901 Thank you. 605 00:31:20,925 --> 00:31:23,304 Hi, sweet girl. 606 00:31:23,328 --> 00:31:26,307 Hi. It's so nice to meet you. 607 00:31:26,331 --> 00:31:28,275 Oh, my goodness. 608 00:31:28,299 --> 00:31:29,867 Hi. 609 00:31:32,003 --> 00:31:34,138 I'm your mom. 610 00:31:44,482 --> 00:31:47,618 I feel like I have waited my whole life to meet you. 611 00:31:50,488 --> 00:31:52,756 I can't wait to watch you grow up. 612 00:31:54,192 --> 00:31:57,438 To French-braid your hair. 613 00:31:57,462 --> 00:32:00,230 And to make Play-Doh castles together. 614 00:32:02,100 --> 00:32:04,301 And I got to be honest with you. 615 00:32:05,937 --> 00:32:07,915 The world is... it's a little nutty out there 616 00:32:07,939 --> 00:32:10,985 right now, but... 617 00:32:11,009 --> 00:32:14,555 no matter what, no matter what, 618 00:32:14,579 --> 00:32:17,358 I can promise you this: 619 00:32:17,382 --> 00:32:20,661 You will never, ever... 620 00:32:20,685 --> 00:32:22,820 doubt your place in it. 621 00:32:25,056 --> 00:32:28,803 And I'm really excited for you to meet your dad. 622 00:32:28,827 --> 00:32:30,961 Do you want to meet your dad? 623 00:32:38,369 --> 00:32:40,347 Hey. 624 00:32:40,371 --> 00:32:42,049 Do we have a baby? 625 00:32:42,073 --> 00:32:43,517 We do. 626 00:32:43,541 --> 00:32:45,509 Meet your daughter Hailey. 627 00:32:50,682 --> 00:32:53,350 Hi there, Hailey Rose. 628 00:32:54,252 --> 00:32:56,464 Hailey Rose Damon. I love it. 629 00:32:56,488 --> 00:32:58,065 Aw. 630 00:32:58,089 --> 00:33:00,991 Wait, after Rose Tico from Star Wars, right? 631 00:33:02,060 --> 00:33:04,004 Uh... 632 00:33:04,028 --> 00:33:05,840 yeah, something like that. 633 00:33:07,265 --> 00:33:10,311 Oh, my goodness, look at all that hair. 634 00:33:10,335 --> 00:33:12,179 What I wouldn't give. 635 00:33:12,203 --> 00:33:14,448 She's like Fabio in his prime. 636 00:33:14,472 --> 00:33:16,740 I know. 637 00:33:24,649 --> 00:33:26,416 Oh, it's Kev. 638 00:33:27,786 --> 00:33:29,230 Well, 639 00:33:29,254 --> 00:33:32,900 how does it feel to be the Pearson family's newest dad? 640 00:33:34,425 --> 00:33:36,604 Yeah. Man, I can't believe I'm a dad, dude. 641 00:33:37,695 --> 00:33:39,206 Congrats, Papa Bear. 642 00:33:39,230 --> 00:33:40,708 - Beth says... - I heard. 643 00:33:40,732 --> 00:33:43,244 Yeah, no, I heard. Thank you. Thank you very much. 644 00:33:43,268 --> 00:33:44,879 Uh, you got names? 645 00:33:44,903 --> 00:33:46,514 Names? Yes. 646 00:33:46,538 --> 00:33:49,450 Uh, Nicholas and Frances. 647 00:33:49,474 --> 00:33:51,652 Nicholas. 648 00:33:51,676 --> 00:33:55,256 Oh, man, Uncle Nicky will be through the roof. 649 00:33:55,280 --> 00:33:57,424 And, uh, Frances? 650 00:33:57,448 --> 00:33:59,627 - Frances? - That's... unique. 651 00:33:59,651 --> 00:34:01,462 I know, I know. 652 00:34:01,486 --> 00:34:03,731 Um, named after Madison's grandmother. 653 00:34:03,755 --> 00:34:06,567 Um, she gave me Nicky, so we'll-we'll call her Franny. 654 00:34:06,591 --> 00:34:08,102 Right on. Franny's cute. 655 00:34:08,126 --> 00:34:09,603 Franny is definitely cute. 656 00:34:09,627 --> 00:34:12,429 Yeah, yeah. 657 00:34:16,167 --> 00:34:18,112 Man, eight hours ago, I was dragging some guy 658 00:34:18,136 --> 00:34:22,349 out of his totaled SUV, and now here I am a dad. 659 00:34:22,373 --> 00:34:23,584 To twins. 660 00:34:23,608 --> 00:34:24,942 Damn. 661 00:34:26,544 --> 00:34:28,856 Yesterday, I was in New Orleans 662 00:34:28,880 --> 00:34:32,293 communing with the spirit of my birth mom. 663 00:34:32,317 --> 00:34:34,595 Now I own her house. 664 00:34:34,619 --> 00:34:36,397 Damn. 665 00:34:36,421 --> 00:34:38,221 Yeah. 666 00:34:42,594 --> 00:34:44,728 We got a lot to catch up on. 667 00:34:46,364 --> 00:34:48,332 Yeah. 668 00:34:51,736 --> 00:34:54,504 Randall, I was terrified when I was on that plane. 669 00:34:55,907 --> 00:34:58,485 I was terrified that I wouldn't make it in time, 670 00:34:58,509 --> 00:35:00,354 and I was terrified that she would be alone, 671 00:35:00,378 --> 00:35:03,224 and when I walked in that room, man, I heard your voice, 672 00:35:03,248 --> 00:35:05,849 and I, um... 673 00:35:08,453 --> 00:35:10,487 Thank you. Thank you. 674 00:35:12,390 --> 00:35:14,368 After everything that we've been through recently, 675 00:35:14,392 --> 00:35:15,803 you're still... 676 00:35:15,827 --> 00:35:17,828 You're my brother. 677 00:35:20,398 --> 00:35:22,165 Yeah. 678 00:35:24,202 --> 00:35:27,147 I did say some... some pretty horrible things to you, Randall, 679 00:35:27,171 --> 00:35:29,373 and the truth is you are... 680 00:35:33,278 --> 00:35:35,823 You're the best person I know. 681 00:35:35,847 --> 00:35:37,992 And on my finest day, 682 00:35:38,016 --> 00:35:42,229 I am simply doing a poor man's imitation of you. 683 00:35:42,253 --> 00:35:44,198 Hey, man. 684 00:35:44,222 --> 00:35:46,367 We both said things. 685 00:35:46,391 --> 00:35:48,625 Tensions were high. 686 00:35:52,563 --> 00:35:55,542 We got a lot of ground to cover. 687 00:35:55,566 --> 00:35:58,045 Lot of things I didn't... 688 00:35:58,069 --> 00:35:59,747 see growing up. 689 00:35:59,771 --> 00:36:01,215 Hey, man. 690 00:36:01,239 --> 00:36:04,218 If you really want to have that conversation with me, 691 00:36:04,242 --> 00:36:07,288 then I cannot wait to have it with you. 692 00:36:07,312 --> 00:36:09,757 And one day, when you don't have 693 00:36:09,781 --> 00:36:13,227 two brand-spanking-new babies and just went through a whole 694 00:36:13,251 --> 00:36:16,597 Planes, Trains and Automobiles adventure to get to, 695 00:36:16,621 --> 00:36:18,832 we will have it. 696 00:36:18,856 --> 00:36:20,601 I promise you that. 697 00:36:20,625 --> 00:36:22,569 But now is not the time. 698 00:36:22,593 --> 00:36:26,540 Now is the time to celebrate your new family. 699 00:36:26,564 --> 00:36:28,265 Yes. 700 00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:32,313 I can't believe you told her the "MMMBop" story. 701 00:36:44,832 --> 00:36:46,599 Hi. 702 00:36:47,468 --> 00:36:49,235 Hi. 703 00:36:50,137 --> 00:36:51,948 What time does your watch say? 704 00:36:51,972 --> 00:36:53,717 Um... 705 00:36:53,741 --> 00:36:55,585 - 9:53. - Mm. 706 00:36:55,609 --> 00:36:58,722 9:53. That's good. 707 00:36:58,746 --> 00:37:01,891 I was worried maybe all the clocks in the house were fast. 708 00:37:01,915 --> 00:37:03,760 I didn't want to accuse you of being 709 00:37:03,784 --> 00:37:08,598 three hours and 53 minutes late for no reason. 710 00:37:08,622 --> 00:37:10,900 - Look, Es, I... - One night. 711 00:37:10,924 --> 00:37:13,903 I asked you for one night to come home at 6:00 712 00:37:13,927 --> 00:37:16,740 to have dinner with your son. 713 00:37:16,764 --> 00:37:19,542 He was so excited for you to eat the pizza he made you. 714 00:37:19,566 --> 00:37:21,111 I wanted to make it home. 715 00:37:21,135 --> 00:37:22,912 What could you be doing in that office 716 00:37:22,936 --> 00:37:25,048 that is so much more important than us? 717 00:37:26,974 --> 00:37:29,652 I'm so close to something huge, Es. 718 00:37:29,676 --> 00:37:31,921 No one has created an efficient algorithm 719 00:37:31,945 --> 00:37:34,424 to compute the Karhunen-Loève transform. 720 00:37:34,448 --> 00:37:36,259 So I had the idea to approach the problem 721 00:37:36,283 --> 00:37:37,961 by studying a cosine transform, 722 00:37:37,985 --> 00:37:39,585 - and then... - No, stop. 723 00:37:43,791 --> 00:37:46,703 If I am going to forgive you, 724 00:37:46,727 --> 00:37:48,805 then I need to understand why 725 00:37:48,829 --> 00:37:51,631 what you are doing matters so much to you. 726 00:37:52,933 --> 00:37:56,579 So explain it to me so I will understand. 727 00:37:56,603 --> 00:37:59,249 Explain it to me like I'm... 728 00:37:59,273 --> 00:38:02,441 like I'm our four-year-old son. 729 00:38:04,344 --> 00:38:06,189 All right, well, 730 00:38:06,213 --> 00:38:09,626 you want to move on to something else? 731 00:38:09,650 --> 00:38:12,595 No, it's-it's late. I think I'm all gamed out. 732 00:38:12,619 --> 00:38:14,353 Okay. 733 00:38:19,126 --> 00:38:21,938 Oh, God, it's Kate. 734 00:38:21,962 --> 00:38:25,041 When your mother wants a picture of Mike, what do we do? 735 00:38:25,065 --> 00:38:26,976 We mail it to her. 736 00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:28,711 Right. We mail it to Argentina. 737 00:38:28,735 --> 00:38:30,713 She gets it a few weeks later. 738 00:38:30,737 --> 00:38:33,483 What if, instead of waiting for the mail, 739 00:38:33,507 --> 00:38:38,321 she could see the photo on a computer almost instantly? 740 00:38:38,345 --> 00:38:40,790 What do you mean? 741 00:38:40,814 --> 00:38:42,859 The military has created a network of computers 742 00:38:42,883 --> 00:38:45,161 around the world that are all connected. 743 00:38:45,185 --> 00:38:48,398 Soon, common people will have them, 744 00:38:48,422 --> 00:38:53,203 and if my team can optimize a form of data compression, 745 00:38:53,227 --> 00:38:55,394 they'll be able to share images. 746 00:38:56,463 --> 00:38:59,476 So, you put a picture on a computer, 747 00:38:59,500 --> 00:39:02,912 and my mother across the world sees the same picture? 748 00:39:02,936 --> 00:39:06,483 Yes, and imagine if one day it wasn't just a picture. 749 00:39:06,507 --> 00:39:08,318 Imagine it was a movie. 750 00:39:08,342 --> 00:39:12,255 Imagine you could talk to someone on a screen, 751 00:39:12,279 --> 00:39:16,849 like a phone call but with video. 752 00:39:19,286 --> 00:39:20,730 - Hi. Hi, sweetheart. - Hi, Kate. 753 00:39:20,754 --> 00:39:22,365 - Hi, Mom. - Hi. 754 00:39:22,389 --> 00:39:24,334 I'm sorry I couldn't call during the labor. 755 00:39:24,358 --> 00:39:25,869 It got really intense in there. 756 00:39:25,893 --> 00:39:29,105 - It's okay. - But, um, she's here. 757 00:39:29,129 --> 00:39:32,275 She's here. Do you want to meet your granddaughter? 758 00:39:32,299 --> 00:39:35,411 Yes, I do. We do. 759 00:39:37,738 --> 00:39:39,115 Oh... 760 00:39:39,139 --> 00:39:40,950 my goodness. 761 00:39:40,974 --> 00:39:42,752 - That's Hailey. - Wow. 762 00:39:42,776 --> 00:39:44,220 See her? 763 00:39:44,244 --> 00:39:45,788 She's gorgeous. 764 00:39:45,812 --> 00:39:47,857 Oh. 765 00:39:47,881 --> 00:39:50,393 She's so beautiful, Kate. 766 00:39:50,417 --> 00:39:52,195 Oh, my goodness. 767 00:39:52,219 --> 00:39:54,697 I don't even know what to say. 768 00:39:54,721 --> 00:39:57,233 Oh, my. 769 00:40:10,437 --> 00:40:12,549 All right, you ready? Look at this. 770 00:40:12,573 --> 00:40:13,716 Look what we did. 771 00:40:13,740 --> 00:40:16,186 So, here is perfect baby number one. 772 00:40:16,210 --> 00:40:18,054 And then... 773 00:40:18,078 --> 00:40:19,155 proud mommy. 774 00:40:19,179 --> 00:40:20,657 - Hi. - And... 775 00:40:20,681 --> 00:40:21,891 professional tennis player. 776 00:40:21,915 --> 00:40:23,092 - Hi. - Hi, Grandma. 777 00:40:23,116 --> 00:40:25,228 Hi, Nick and Franny. 778 00:40:25,252 --> 00:40:27,830 Look at those little faces. 779 00:40:29,823 --> 00:40:31,968 You missed a spot, right there! 780 00:40:36,463 --> 00:40:37,473 Oh. 781 00:40:37,497 --> 00:40:38,875 Is Toby jealous of all that hair? 782 00:40:38,899 --> 00:40:40,243 Of course. 783 00:40:40,267 --> 00:40:42,011 I feel like I'm gonna have to shave her head 784 00:40:42,035 --> 00:40:43,595 just to, like, level the playing field. 785 00:40:50,377 --> 00:40:52,488 This handsome young man right here... 786 00:40:52,512 --> 00:40:54,647 this is Nick. 787 00:40:55,549 --> 00:40:57,160 Wait, Nick? 788 00:40:57,184 --> 00:40:59,963 - You named him after me? - Yeah. 789 00:40:59,987 --> 00:41:03,589 M-Mostly Nic Cage, but yeah, also you. 790 00:41:05,826 --> 00:41:07,470 How about that? 791 00:41:07,494 --> 00:41:09,395 Hi, Rose. 792 00:41:11,265 --> 00:41:13,766 Badass Rose is coming home. 793 00:41:18,138 --> 00:41:19,983 Nick, Franny... 794 00:41:20,007 --> 00:41:22,452 - Yeah. - This is your cousin Hailey. 795 00:41:22,476 --> 00:41:23,786 Oh, beautiful. 796 00:41:23,810 --> 00:41:25,822 Aw, look at her. 797 00:41:25,846 --> 00:41:27,457 My goodness. 798 00:41:27,481 --> 00:41:29,425 The new Big Three. 799 00:41:45,565 --> 00:41:47,510 Just squeeze those babies' cheeks for us 800 00:41:47,534 --> 00:41:49,379 and tell them how much we love them, okay? 801 00:41:49,403 --> 00:41:51,514 We will. Okay. 802 00:41:51,538 --> 00:41:53,149 Okay, Mom. Say goodbye, everybody. Bye, fam. 803 00:41:53,173 --> 00:41:54,484 Love you. 804 00:41:54,508 --> 00:41:56,886 - Love you, too. - Yeah, we love you. We miss you. 805 00:42:09,523 --> 00:42:16,239 _ 806 00:42:16,263 --> 00:42:20,877 _ 807 00:42:23,062 --> 00:42:26,505 _ 808 00:42:27,641 --> 00:42:32,445 _ 809 00:42:33,280 --> 00:42:37,284 _ 810 00:42:38,327 --> 00:42:42,681 Subtitle sync and corrections by awaqeded for www.addic7ed.com.