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Were you hoping I wouldn't notice?
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Sorry. Overslept.
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Too much partying?
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Eli, please.
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Last party this guy
went to had a pony ride.
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Sticks and stones, Samantha.
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I was worried about my donor.
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She was out all night.
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I called, I texted.
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I thought she was dead.
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Turns out she was selling
fake I.D.s outside of a rave.
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And then, on the way home, she stopped
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in the middle of a highway
to rescue a kitten.
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Aw.
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No. No "aw."
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It was totally irresponsible.
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That's cold, Drew.
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She saved a kitty cat.
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I know, I sound ungrateful.
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You are ungrateful.
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And I know you hate me
because I have a donor.
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Nobody hates you.
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Please do not speak for me.
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I-I am just so stressed out.
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I never know where she is
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or who she's with
or if she's even coming home.
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And that's when my imagination just...
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Good afternoon.
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Would you be interested
in joining our cult?
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Would I?
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Come on in.
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Oh, man.
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They stole my kidney.
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I was saving that for Drew.
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That's what you're worried about?
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It does happen.
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People do sell organs
on the black market.
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Do you have their number?
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Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie
www.addic7ed.com
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A tracking app? Mm...
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That feels kind of stalker-y.
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It's not stalking.
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Every parent at school
has one with their kid
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so they know exactly where they are.
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That's stalking.
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Not if you love someone.
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That's stalking.
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I'm worried you don't know this.
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Plus, if you ever need me,
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you know exactly where I am.
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Oh, I always know where you are.
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You're here.
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Yeah, but what room?
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Ugh. Is this the, uh...
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traffic cat?
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Ooh, yes.
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I'm calling her Bolognese
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because that's what you would have been
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if I didn't rescue you.
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- I know...
- No. Do not name it.
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Once you name it,
you're gonna want to keep it.
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Will you unclench?
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I will find a nice home for her.
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Thank you.
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But you have to tell her.
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- Very funny.
- I'm serious.
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Tell her.
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Okay, uh...
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- Bolognese, I'm Drew, and...
- Don't worry.
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Just because he has a name
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doesn't mean we have to keep him.
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Cannoli, this is Bolognese.
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Bolognese, Cannoli.
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I expect you guys to play nice.
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I don't want to see any stereotypical
cats and dogs nonsense.
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- Hey, Drew.
- Hey. Guess where I am?
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Really?
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We're doing that again?
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Come on, come on. Check the app.
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You're upstairs?
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Pretty cool, huh?
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Okay. I'm gonna go hide.
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You try to find me on the app.
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- What, Drew?
- Hey.
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I just noticed
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your phone battery
was running a little low.
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Oh. Yeah, I forgot my charger.
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Look in your purse.
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You went in my purse?
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I just dropped it in from above.
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Along with some apple slices.
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Hey. Me again.
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I don't mean to be a pest,
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but I see that you're in Queens,
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and it's rather late.
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Everything okay?
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Um, yeah,
I'm just hanging out with a friend.
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I'll be home soon. Bye.
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Do you live with your parents?
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No, but it's starting to feel that way.
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Hey, guys.
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This little cutie needs a home.
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And if you DM me right now,
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I'll throw in a free
case of my craft beer.
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You better kick it up a notch,
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or I'll have to put a hat on you.
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Honey, all I'm saying is
it's never too early
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to start thinking about
your college essay.
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My father's getting
a kidney transplant.
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I think I have the essay in the bag.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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All right, well, bye.
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No hug, no kiss, love you, too.
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See you Sunday.
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Hey, uh...
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can I ask you something?
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Is it about Drew? What'd he do now?
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Um...
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You know what? It's okay.
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No, no. Tell me.
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It'll make me feel
better about leaving him.
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It's just...
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the insane control issues.
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Mm-hmm.
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Go on.
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Is he always so uptight?
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He put this app on my phone
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so he can track my every move.
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Thank God they didn't have
that app when I was pregnant.
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As it was, I always had
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to give him a "I am alive" call
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every time I got anywhere.
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It's like, "Yes, Drew, I'm alive.
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I'm just in the bathroom."
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And God forbid I'm five seconds late
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for a doctor's appointment.
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Once, I was late to a Lamaze class.
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He had a full-on panic attack.
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He started hyperventilating.
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By the time I got there,
he was fully dilated.
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Where does all that come from?
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Have you met his parents?
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No.
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Gina, they are just
two angry cats in a bag.
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And Drew was always stuck
in the middle, and...
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you know, since he couldn't
control that then, now...
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Oh! Oh, oh, oh! Oh. Speaking of cats...
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Okay.
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Can I interest you in a
cat named Bolognese?
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Um...
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- I don't think so.
- Wait, wait.
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I've never been here before.
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Yeah, this used to be my favorite bar
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when I lived in the city.
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Haven't been here for years.
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- How come?
- My kids took my license away.
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I've been running
red lights all my life.
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Now they're worried?
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For 75 bucks,
I can get you a fake license.
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Oh, but it's got to be West Virginia.
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Oh, my God.
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It's Drew again.
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I'm not answering.
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Good. This is our girl time.
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Hos before bros, isn't that what we say?
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Hell yeah.
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He is not gonna stop.
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What a noodge.
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What is it, Drew?
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I'm in the middle of something.
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Yeah, uh, well,
I couldn't help but notice that
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you're in the city.
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At a bar.
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In not such a great neighborhood.
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I'm hanging up.
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What is that about?
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He's keeping tabs on me.
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Oh, my God. Seriously?
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Give me that.
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You want to take your
head out of your ass?
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- Who is this?
- You want to worry?
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Wait till you're old enough
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to have something real to worry about.
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Like if you need a hip replacement.
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Or you have a stroke.
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Or your doctor tells you
you need a pacemaker.
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Remind me to call my doctor tomorrow.
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You do realize that
my kidneys are failing.
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Boo-hoo.
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You have a beautiful angel here
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who's giving you one of hers.
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So enjoy life,
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be happy,
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and let her have one lousy
night out with her friends.
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Anyone else you're pissed at?
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Hey.
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Making chocolate chip cookies?
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No. Just the dough.
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Well, you can't just eat cookie dough.
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What if I put it in ice cream?
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So the student has become the master.
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Oh, great.
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Everything okay?
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Yeah. Yeah, it's just that
Gina's at some place
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called The Thirsty Fish
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and I don't think it's
an aquarium store.
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It's not.
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I'm guessing.
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What? Are you tracking her?
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No, I'm not tracking her.
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I'm just making sure she's okay.
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By always knowing where she is.
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Great. My dad's a stalker.
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That's what Gina said.
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You do have control issues.
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You're a therapist. I pick stuff up.
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- I hate when you and Mom track me.
- What?
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We don't track you.
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What makes you think that?
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Give me your phone.
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No.
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Give it.
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Oh, wow.
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Okay.
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Yes, I was at Roosevelt Park yesterday,
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but so were a lot of kids.
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We were all doing homework.
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Nobody was drinking beer.
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You really should stop talking.
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And you shouldn't be tracking Gina.
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She's not your kid.
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Does it help to know that
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I'm just tracking a
particular organ in her body?
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That is disgusting.
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I hope I never have
to repeat that in court.
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Gina's cool.
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Chill.
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I don't think I have that setting.
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But you're right.
I will turn off the app,
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try to relax.
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Take a chill pill, as you kids say.
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Or said. At one point in time.
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Saved it.
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This is why I do homework at the park.
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Oh, don't worry. I'll clean up.
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Thank you.
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Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
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Gina, hello.
Uh, totally not checking up on you.
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I've actually stopped that...
You can thank my daughter.
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But I couldn't help but notice
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you're in the middle
of the Hudson River?
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Could you just text me back real quick,
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let me know you're on a boat?
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That's not sinking?
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Later.
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What?
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Oh, hey, you woke me up.
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No, I didn't.
I saw you turn the light off
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when I pulled in the driveway.
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Okay, okay, I-I'm sorry.
I won't do it again.
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Better not.
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I know how to take care of myself.
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Been doing it, uh, my whole life.
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I know. I know you do.
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All right, then.
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Oh, and if you really want to worry,
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save it for next Saturday.
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Why? What's next Saturday?
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Me and Gabby are going skydiving.
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You're kidding.
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Jumping out of a plane.
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- You're not kidding.
- Sweet dreams.
273
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She's kidding.
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You're kidding, right?!
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Geronimo!
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Good one.
277
00:11:07,390 --> 00:11:10,191
And then my anxiety really kicks in.
278
00:11:10,272 --> 00:11:12,573
And when was the first
time you experienced
279
00:11:12,598 --> 00:11:13,903
this kind of anxiety?
280
00:11:13,928 --> 00:11:17,382
Uh, probably my first real relationship.
281
00:11:17,407 --> 00:11:20,370
I was 23,
we had been dating about a year...
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I am so sorry.
283
00:11:23,934 --> 00:11:25,675
I forgot to turn my phone off.
284
00:11:25,700 --> 00:11:27,005
Please, continue.
285
00:11:27,030 --> 00:11:28,066
Oh, well,
286
00:11:28,091 --> 00:11:29,339
- _
- she started making these
287
00:11:29,364 --> 00:11:31,777
little comments
about moving in together.
288
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Uh-huh. Go on.
289
00:11:33,543 --> 00:11:36,548
That's all it took. I mean, total panic.
290
00:11:36,573 --> 00:11:37,886
- Mm-hmm.
- Tightening
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00:11:37,911 --> 00:11:40,405
i-in my chest and my throat closing up.
292
00:11:40,996 --> 00:11:43,351
- Sure, sure.
- The shortness of breath
293
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and-and the sweating.
294
00:11:45,265 --> 00:11:47,491
- Uh-huh.
- And this horrible feeling
295
00:11:47,516 --> 00:11:49,736
like I was totally
powerless over my own fate.
296
00:11:49,761 --> 00:11:51,710
Mm-hmm. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
297
00:11:52,062 --> 00:11:53,234
Okay. I'll see you next Wednesday.
298
00:11:53,258 --> 00:11:54,555
- Thanks, Drew.
- You bet. Be good.
299
00:11:54,579 --> 00:11:55,836
You know,
something you said struck me...
300
00:11:55,860 --> 00:11:57,688
That's our time. Bye-bye.
301
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Dog.
302
00:12:04,883 --> 00:12:06,102
Okay.
303
00:12:15,376 --> 00:12:16,960
The voice mailbox for...
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Gina.
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Is full.
306
00:12:20,105 --> 00:12:22,366
Of course it is,
because I already called
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00:12:22,391 --> 00:12:24,828
like, a hundred times
and she won't pick up.
308
00:12:25,509 --> 00:12:27,194
Drew, stop.
309
00:12:27,219 --> 00:12:29,918
You promised her
you wouldn't do this. Come on.
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She'll be fine. I'll be fine.
311
00:12:32,665 --> 00:12:34,972
She's gonna die, I'm gonna die.
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Don't be an idiot.
You piss her off, she bails,
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your kidney goes with her.
314
00:12:38,672 --> 00:12:40,457
You're the idiot. She jumps and dies,
315
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your kidney goes with her.
316
00:12:45,797 --> 00:12:50,280
I have no idea which
direction I'm driving in.
317
00:13:02,852 --> 00:13:04,593
- You okay?
- Yeah.
318
00:13:04,618 --> 00:13:06,030
Hey. What's up?
319
00:13:06,055 --> 00:13:07,976
What's up with you?
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00:13:08,081 --> 00:13:09,358
Oh, nothing.
321
00:13:09,383 --> 00:13:12,569
Just sitting here in my driveway
alone with my thoughts.
322
00:13:12,720 --> 00:13:14,272
Drew.
323
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My kidney's getting ready
to jump out of an airplane.
324
00:13:19,534 --> 00:13:20,970
Wait...
325
00:13:22,409 --> 00:13:23,541
What?
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00:13:23,921 --> 00:13:26,640
Mike Rock's Skydiving Experience.
327
00:13:26,665 --> 00:13:27,952
Gina's there now.
328
00:13:27,977 --> 00:13:31,437
Boy, that kidney's gonna be
bored once it's inside of you.
329
00:13:32,574 --> 00:13:34,679
You always know the right thing to say.
330
00:13:34,945 --> 00:13:38,775
Okay, look, while it may not
be the most responsible choice,
331
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I'm sure she's gonna be fine.
332
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Okay. Here we go.
333
00:13:42,186 --> 00:13:43,960
Do you know how
many fatalities there were
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last year from skydiving?
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No, Google, I don't.
336
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One, out of 100,000.
337
00:13:51,165 --> 00:13:52,382
Okay.
338
00:13:52,407 --> 00:13:55,460
Do you know how many people
needed a transplant last year?
339
00:13:55,485 --> 00:13:58,632
One out of every 200,000,
and I won that lottery.
340
00:13:59,275 --> 00:14:01,437
Oh, for God's sake, don't, Drew.
341
00:14:01,462 --> 00:14:04,161
Don't go down the Drew hole.
It is so dark and dismal.
342
00:14:04,186 --> 00:14:05,546
Too late.
343
00:14:05,571 --> 00:14:06,615
All right.
344
00:14:06,640 --> 00:14:07,858
You know what? I give up.
345
00:14:07,883 --> 00:14:09,624
You are a lost cause.
346
00:14:09,649 --> 00:14:12,652
But don't drag that poor
woman down into your misery.
347
00:14:12,677 --> 00:14:14,038
She's a hero.
348
00:14:14,063 --> 00:14:16,780
She is giving up a piece
of her body to save you.
349
00:14:16,805 --> 00:14:19,585
The least you can do is
let her live her damn life.
350
00:14:23,083 --> 00:14:24,202
Hello?
351
00:14:24,227 --> 00:14:27,390
What the hell are you thinking,
jumping out of a plane?
352
00:14:27,415 --> 00:14:29,054
Uh, who is this?
353
00:14:29,079 --> 00:14:30,257
It's Julia.
354
00:14:30,282 --> 00:14:31,522
Drew's ex-wife.
355
00:14:31,547 --> 00:14:33,462
Don't go around offering up your kidney
356
00:14:33,487 --> 00:14:35,069
if you can't keep it alive.
357
00:14:35,094 --> 00:14:37,401
Oh, you guys are
freaking out about nothing.
358
00:14:37,431 --> 00:14:39,563
This is completely safe.
359
00:14:39,595 --> 00:14:42,382
- What is that?
- Waiver in case the chute doesn't open.
360
00:14:42,407 --> 00:14:43,626
Oh, okay.
361
00:14:44,593 --> 00:14:46,577
Do you really have to do this now?
362
00:14:46,602 --> 00:14:48,648
Can't you wait until
after the operation?
363
00:14:48,673 --> 00:14:49,757
Look, Julia,
364
00:14:49,782 --> 00:14:52,335
yes, I could die doing this.
365
00:14:52,360 --> 00:14:54,741
I could also die in surgery.
366
00:14:54,766 --> 00:14:59,022
But I'm not gonna die sitting on my ass,
wishing I had a life.
367
00:14:59,047 --> 00:15:01,049
Plus our Groupon expires next week.
368
00:15:01,074 --> 00:15:03,296
Plus our Groupon expires next week.
369
00:15:05,049 --> 00:15:07,851
Look, I get it, you're a free spirit.
370
00:15:07,876 --> 00:15:10,983
But we don't always get
to do everything we want.
371
00:15:11,015 --> 00:15:13,062
You think I never wanted
to jump out of a plane?
372
00:15:13,087 --> 00:15:17,091
Or-or go whitewater rafting
or go on one of those safaris
373
00:15:17,116 --> 00:15:19,162
where you get to touch the giraffes?
374
00:15:19,344 --> 00:15:21,998
Girl, why didn't you?
375
00:15:22,741 --> 00:15:24,866
Uh, because Drew was always afraid
376
00:15:24,891 --> 00:15:26,675
something bad would happen.
377
00:15:27,115 --> 00:15:29,522
Well, you're not married to him anymore,
378
00:15:29,547 --> 00:15:30,765
are you?
379
00:15:39,767 --> 00:15:41,890
Oh...
380
00:15:44,045 --> 00:15:45,960
That was one of the most
incredible experiences
381
00:15:45,985 --> 00:15:47,304
I have ever had.
382
00:15:47,329 --> 00:15:49,055
You never would've done
that when we were married.
383
00:15:49,079 --> 00:15:50,476
I wouldn't have. It-it was like
384
00:15:50,501 --> 00:15:52,710
I was jumping into my new life.
385
00:15:52,735 --> 00:15:53,960
Thank you, Gina.
386
00:15:53,985 --> 00:15:56,031
Aw, it-it's kind of cool.
387
00:15:56,056 --> 00:15:59,327
I gave you a new life,
I'm giving you a new life.
388
00:15:59,352 --> 00:16:01,580
I'm handing out new
lives all over the place.
389
00:16:03,415 --> 00:16:05,722
And you know what? I love cats.
390
00:16:05,747 --> 00:16:07,780
I will take that little fluff ball.
391
00:16:07,805 --> 00:16:09,687
Oh, my God.
392
00:16:09,712 --> 00:16:11,937
Now I'm giving a cat a new life.
393
00:16:11,962 --> 00:16:14,483
My powers have no bounds.
394
00:16:15,756 --> 00:16:18,323
I can't remember ever
seeing you this happy.
395
00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:21,436
Yeah, it's-it's 'cause I haven't been.
396
00:16:22,798 --> 00:16:24,272
Is that my fault?
397
00:16:24,297 --> 00:16:25,929
No.
398
00:16:26,322 --> 00:16:28,455
No, Drew, of course not.
399
00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:31,679
It's mine. I... I let it happen.
400
00:16:32,057 --> 00:16:34,799
Meet your new mommy, Bolognese.
401
00:16:34,824 --> 00:16:37,007
Hello, sweetie.
402
00:16:37,032 --> 00:16:40,741
Oh, look at us,
just two gals starting out
403
00:16:40,766 --> 00:16:42,515
our new lives together.
404
00:16:42,540 --> 00:16:44,983
Hey, do you know how to swipe right?
405
00:16:46,996 --> 00:16:49,569
Oh, no. You're on Tinder?
406
00:16:49,594 --> 00:16:51,374
Oh, well, no, not yet.
407
00:16:51,399 --> 00:16:54,890
But I know who's gonna
be in my profile picture.
408
00:16:55,032 --> 00:16:57,210
Yeah. Single lady with a cat.
409
00:16:57,235 --> 00:16:59,101
Every man's dream.
410
00:17:04,936 --> 00:17:06,428
You okay?
411
00:17:06,484 --> 00:17:09,530
You need mouth-to-mouth?
Because I'm only paid to do dialysis.
412
00:17:09,555 --> 00:17:12,334
No, no, I'm just doing
some breathing exercises.
413
00:17:12,359 --> 00:17:14,686
I teach them to all my clients.
414
00:17:14,718 --> 00:17:18,157
It's just a great way to
let go of some anxiety,
415
00:17:18,182 --> 00:17:20,639
which, in my case, means Gina.
416
00:17:21,236 --> 00:17:23,272
I don't know, I've got anxiety
417
00:17:23,297 --> 00:17:25,201
and I've been breathing my whole life.
418
00:17:26,438 --> 00:17:28,151
How does it work?
419
00:17:28,176 --> 00:17:30,689
Well, if you ever have
negative thoughts,
420
00:17:30,714 --> 00:17:32,830
you just focus on your breathing.
421
00:17:33,139 --> 00:17:34,358
You want to try?
422
00:17:34,383 --> 00:17:36,057
- Sure.
- Why not?
423
00:17:36,728 --> 00:17:37,932
No, I have to e-mail
424
00:17:37,957 --> 00:17:40,096
an intern and rip her a new one.
425
00:17:40,855 --> 00:17:42,736
What? It's how I relax.
426
00:17:43,848 --> 00:17:46,752
Okay. Well, um, you just
427
00:17:46,777 --> 00:17:49,040
breathe in deeply through your nose...
428
00:17:50,239 --> 00:17:53,753
and then exhale slowly out your mouth.
429
00:17:54,401 --> 00:17:56,355
Breathe in strength...
430
00:17:57,411 --> 00:17:59,128
and exhale fear.
431
00:17:59,153 --> 00:18:01,323
Oh, crap, I think I inhaled fear.
432
00:18:01,348 --> 00:18:03,128
How do I get it out of me?
433
00:18:04,571 --> 00:18:07,308
Send it my way, Jer.
It makes me stronger.
434
00:18:08,213 --> 00:18:10,097
Hey, I'm kind of feeling this.
435
00:18:10,122 --> 00:18:13,175
It's like my teammates
pouring Gatorade on my soul.
436
00:18:14,377 --> 00:18:17,772
Yeah, it's a great way to just
gain some peace and clarity.
437
00:18:23,668 --> 00:18:25,652
Oh, come on.
438
00:18:26,384 --> 00:18:28,331
Come on, come on.
439
00:18:31,760 --> 00:18:33,714
Sometimes pills help, too.
440
00:18:34,788 --> 00:18:38,963
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