1 00:00:07,766 --> 00:00:09,768 Were you hoping I wouldn't notice? 2 00:00:10,151 --> 00:00:11,953 Sorry. Overslept. 3 00:00:11,978 --> 00:00:13,090 Too much partying? 4 00:00:13,115 --> 00:00:14,129 Eli, please. 5 00:00:14,154 --> 00:00:16,418 Last party this guy went to had a pony ride. 6 00:00:17,885 --> 00:00:19,817 Sticks and stones, Samantha. 7 00:00:20,126 --> 00:00:21,856 I was worried about my donor. 8 00:00:22,012 --> 00:00:23,683 She was out all night. 9 00:00:23,708 --> 00:00:25,057 I called, I texted. 10 00:00:25,082 --> 00:00:26,324 I thought she was dead. 11 00:00:26,349 --> 00:00:29,121 Turns out she was selling fake I.D.s outside of a rave. 12 00:00:29,146 --> 00:00:30,521 And then, on the way home, she stopped 13 00:00:30,545 --> 00:00:32,684 in the middle of a highway to rescue a kitten. 14 00:00:32,709 --> 00:00:34,223 Aw. 15 00:00:34,248 --> 00:00:35,762 No. No "aw." 16 00:00:35,787 --> 00:00:37,340 It was totally irresponsible. 17 00:00:37,365 --> 00:00:38,723 That's cold, Drew. 18 00:00:38,748 --> 00:00:40,137 She saved a kitty cat. 19 00:00:40,443 --> 00:00:42,418 I know, I sound ungrateful. 20 00:00:42,443 --> 00:00:43,817 You are ungrateful. 21 00:00:43,842 --> 00:00:46,090 And I know you hate me because I have a donor. 22 00:00:46,115 --> 00:00:47,285 Nobody hates you. 23 00:00:47,310 --> 00:00:48,963 Please do not speak for me. 24 00:00:49,612 --> 00:00:52,762 I-I am just so stressed out. 25 00:00:53,008 --> 00:00:54,551 I never know where she is 26 00:00:54,576 --> 00:00:57,270 or who she's with or if she's even coming home. 27 00:00:57,418 --> 00:01:00,324 And that's when my imagination just... 28 00:01:03,168 --> 00:01:04,387 Good afternoon. 29 00:01:04,412 --> 00:01:06,371 Would you be interested in joining our cult? 30 00:01:06,396 --> 00:01:07,668 Would I? 31 00:01:07,693 --> 00:01:09,122 Come on in. 32 00:01:16,452 --> 00:01:17,965 Oh, man. 33 00:01:17,990 --> 00:01:19,513 They stole my kidney. 34 00:01:19,538 --> 00:01:21,496 I was saving that for Drew. 35 00:01:22,234 --> 00:01:23,637 That's what you're worried about? 36 00:01:23,662 --> 00:01:24,832 It does happen. 37 00:01:24,857 --> 00:01:26,859 People do sell organs on the black market. 38 00:01:26,884 --> 00:01:28,320 Do you have their number? 39 00:01:49,095 --> 00:01:52,076 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com 40 00:01:56,366 --> 00:01:58,310 A tracking app? Mm... 41 00:01:58,335 --> 00:01:59,982 That feels kind of stalker-y. 42 00:02:00,007 --> 00:02:01,226 It's not stalking. 43 00:02:01,251 --> 00:02:02,819 Every parent at school has one with their kid 44 00:02:02,843 --> 00:02:04,466 so they know exactly where they are. 45 00:02:04,491 --> 00:02:06,188 That's stalking. 46 00:02:06,213 --> 00:02:07,521 Not if you love someone. 47 00:02:07,546 --> 00:02:09,091 That's stalking. 48 00:02:09,116 --> 00:02:10,770 I'm worried you don't know this. 49 00:02:11,542 --> 00:02:13,401 Plus, if you ever need me, 50 00:02:13,426 --> 00:02:14,979 you know exactly where I am. 51 00:02:15,004 --> 00:02:16,917 Oh, I always know where you are. 52 00:02:16,942 --> 00:02:18,464 You're here. 53 00:02:18,734 --> 00:02:20,362 Yeah, but what room? 54 00:02:22,332 --> 00:02:24,503 Ugh. Is this the, uh... 55 00:02:24,528 --> 00:02:25,745 traffic cat? 56 00:02:25,770 --> 00:02:27,456 Ooh, yes. 57 00:02:27,481 --> 00:02:29,179 I'm calling her Bolognese 58 00:02:29,204 --> 00:02:30,504 because that's what you would have been 59 00:02:30,528 --> 00:02:31,834 if I didn't rescue you. 60 00:02:31,859 --> 00:02:34,222 - I know... - No. Do not name it. 61 00:02:34,247 --> 00:02:35,730 Once you name it, you're gonna want to keep it. 62 00:02:35,754 --> 00:02:36,792 Will you unclench? 63 00:02:36,817 --> 00:02:38,722 I will find a nice home for her. 64 00:02:38,747 --> 00:02:39,792 Thank you. 65 00:02:39,817 --> 00:02:41,722 But you have to tell her. 66 00:02:41,747 --> 00:02:43,714 - Very funny. - I'm serious. 67 00:02:43,747 --> 00:02:45,052 Tell her. 68 00:02:46,079 --> 00:02:47,428 Okay, uh... 69 00:02:47,453 --> 00:02:50,198 - Bolognese, I'm Drew, and... - Don't worry. 70 00:02:50,223 --> 00:02:51,442 Just because he has a name 71 00:02:51,467 --> 00:02:53,300 doesn't mean we have to keep him. 72 00:02:56,181 --> 00:02:58,214 Cannoli, this is Bolognese. 73 00:02:58,239 --> 00:02:59,917 Bolognese, Cannoli. 74 00:02:59,942 --> 00:03:01,784 I expect you guys to play nice. 75 00:03:01,809 --> 00:03:05,612 I don't want to see any stereotypical cats and dogs nonsense. 76 00:03:08,878 --> 00:03:11,074 - Hey, Drew. - Hey. Guess where I am? 77 00:03:11,503 --> 00:03:12,519 Really? 78 00:03:12,544 --> 00:03:13,893 We're doing that again? 79 00:03:13,918 --> 00:03:15,925 Come on, come on. Check the app. 80 00:03:20,261 --> 00:03:21,870 You're upstairs? 81 00:03:22,225 --> 00:03:23,370 Pretty cool, huh? 82 00:03:23,395 --> 00:03:24,574 Okay. I'm gonna go hide. 83 00:03:24,599 --> 00:03:25,847 You try to find me on the app. 84 00:03:32,564 --> 00:03:34,933 - What, Drew? - Hey. 85 00:03:34,958 --> 00:03:36,214 I just noticed 86 00:03:36,239 --> 00:03:38,206 your phone battery was running a little low. 87 00:03:38,231 --> 00:03:40,886 Oh. Yeah, I forgot my charger. 88 00:03:40,911 --> 00:03:42,472 Look in your purse. 89 00:03:45,983 --> 00:03:47,542 You went in my purse? 90 00:03:47,567 --> 00:03:50,027 I just dropped it in from above. 91 00:03:50,052 --> 00:03:51,730 Along with some apple slices. 92 00:03:55,732 --> 00:03:57,604 Hey. Me again. 93 00:03:57,629 --> 00:03:59,066 I don't mean to be a pest, 94 00:03:59,091 --> 00:04:00,902 but I see that you're in Queens, 95 00:04:00,927 --> 00:04:02,386 and it's rather late. 96 00:04:02,411 --> 00:04:03,440 Everything okay? 97 00:04:03,465 --> 00:04:05,706 Um, yeah, I'm just hanging out with a friend. 98 00:04:05,731 --> 00:04:07,488 I'll be home soon. Bye. 99 00:04:09,062 --> 00:04:10,753 Do you live with your parents? 100 00:04:10,778 --> 00:04:13,476 No, but it's starting to feel that way. 101 00:04:14,410 --> 00:04:15,411 Hey, guys. 102 00:04:15,436 --> 00:04:17,090 This little cutie needs a home. 103 00:04:17,115 --> 00:04:18,660 And if you DM me right now, 104 00:04:18,685 --> 00:04:21,079 I'll throw in a free case of my craft beer. 105 00:04:23,886 --> 00:04:25,366 You better kick it up a notch, 106 00:04:25,391 --> 00:04:27,393 or I'll have to put a hat on you. 107 00:04:27,975 --> 00:04:30,074 Honey, all I'm saying is it's never too early 108 00:04:30,099 --> 00:04:31,778 to start thinking about your college essay. 109 00:04:31,802 --> 00:04:34,113 My father's getting a kidney transplant. 110 00:04:34,138 --> 00:04:36,441 I think I have the essay in the bag. 111 00:04:36,601 --> 00:04:38,518 - Hey. - Hey. 112 00:04:38,543 --> 00:04:40,191 All right, well, bye. 113 00:04:40,216 --> 00:04:41,980 No hug, no kiss, love you, too. 114 00:04:43,044 --> 00:04:44,261 See you Sunday. 115 00:04:44,286 --> 00:04:45,675 Hey, uh... 116 00:04:45,700 --> 00:04:47,167 can I ask you something? 117 00:04:47,192 --> 00:04:48,976 Is it about Drew? What'd he do now? 118 00:04:49,836 --> 00:04:51,272 Um... 119 00:04:51,660 --> 00:04:52,855 You know what? It's okay. 120 00:04:52,880 --> 00:04:54,098 No, no. Tell me. 121 00:04:54,123 --> 00:04:55,883 It'll make me feel better about leaving him. 122 00:04:56,864 --> 00:04:58,475 It's just... 123 00:04:59,734 --> 00:05:02,581 the insane control issues. 124 00:05:02,606 --> 00:05:04,085 Mm-hmm. 125 00:05:04,305 --> 00:05:05,524 Go on. 126 00:05:05,549 --> 00:05:07,160 Is he always so uptight? 127 00:05:07,185 --> 00:05:08,488 He put this app on my phone 128 00:05:08,513 --> 00:05:10,417 so he can track my every move. 129 00:05:10,442 --> 00:05:12,738 Thank God they didn't have that app when I was pregnant. 130 00:05:12,763 --> 00:05:13,961 As it was, I always had 131 00:05:13,986 --> 00:05:15,480 to give him a "I am alive" call 132 00:05:15,505 --> 00:05:16,811 every time I got anywhere. 133 00:05:16,836 --> 00:05:18,636 It's like, "Yes, Drew, I'm alive. 134 00:05:18,661 --> 00:05:19,839 I'm just in the bathroom." 135 00:05:19,864 --> 00:05:22,089 And God forbid I'm five seconds late 136 00:05:22,114 --> 00:05:23,550 for a doctor's appointment. 137 00:05:23,574 --> 00:05:25,527 Once, I was late to a Lamaze class. 138 00:05:25,552 --> 00:05:27,386 He had a full-on panic attack. 139 00:05:27,411 --> 00:05:28,870 He started hyperventilating. 140 00:05:28,895 --> 00:05:31,363 By the time I got there, he was fully dilated. 141 00:05:32,746 --> 00:05:34,785 Where does all that come from? 142 00:05:34,872 --> 00:05:36,433 Have you met his parents? 143 00:05:36,458 --> 00:05:37,464 No. 144 00:05:37,489 --> 00:05:40,347 Gina, they are just two angry cats in a bag. 145 00:05:40,746 --> 00:05:43,347 And Drew was always stuck in the middle, and... 146 00:05:43,372 --> 00:05:46,479 you know, since he couldn't control that then, now... 147 00:05:46,504 --> 00:05:48,925 Oh! Oh, oh, oh! Oh. Speaking of cats... 148 00:05:48,950 --> 00:05:50,865 Okay. 149 00:05:53,220 --> 00:05:56,714 Can I interest you in a cat named Bolognese? 150 00:05:56,739 --> 00:05:57,894 Um... 151 00:05:57,919 --> 00:05:59,747 - I don't think so. - Wait, wait. 152 00:06:05,676 --> 00:06:07,308 I've never been here before. 153 00:06:07,333 --> 00:06:08,857 Yeah, this used to be my favorite bar 154 00:06:08,882 --> 00:06:10,323 when I lived in the city. 155 00:06:10,348 --> 00:06:11,753 Haven't been here for years. 156 00:06:11,778 --> 00:06:14,566 - How come? - My kids took my license away. 157 00:06:14,591 --> 00:06:16,745 I've been running red lights all my life. 158 00:06:16,770 --> 00:06:18,292 Now they're worried? 159 00:06:18,472 --> 00:06:21,084 For 75 bucks, I can get you a fake license. 160 00:06:22,272 --> 00:06:24,448 Oh, but it's got to be West Virginia. 161 00:06:25,805 --> 00:06:27,300 Oh, my God. 162 00:06:27,325 --> 00:06:28,573 It's Drew again. 163 00:06:28,598 --> 00:06:29,722 I'm not answering. 164 00:06:29,747 --> 00:06:31,456 Good. This is our girl time. 165 00:06:31,481 --> 00:06:33,878 Hos before bros, isn't that what we say? 166 00:06:33,903 --> 00:06:35,296 Hell yeah. 167 00:06:36,739 --> 00:06:38,073 He is not gonna stop. 168 00:06:38,098 --> 00:06:39,573 What a noodge. 169 00:06:39,598 --> 00:06:40,604 What is it, Drew? 170 00:06:40,629 --> 00:06:42,058 I'm in the middle of something. 171 00:06:42,083 --> 00:06:44,815 Yeah, uh, well, I couldn't help but notice that 172 00:06:44,840 --> 00:06:46,315 you're in the city. 173 00:06:46,382 --> 00:06:47,503 At a bar. 174 00:06:47,528 --> 00:06:49,597 In not such a great neighborhood. 175 00:06:49,622 --> 00:06:51,145 I'm hanging up. 176 00:06:52,703 --> 00:06:54,574 What is that about? 177 00:06:54,599 --> 00:06:56,427 He's keeping tabs on me. 178 00:06:58,137 --> 00:07:00,081 Oh, my God. Seriously? 179 00:07:00,106 --> 00:07:01,378 Give me that. 180 00:07:02,448 --> 00:07:04,854 You want to take your head out of your ass? 181 00:07:06,019 --> 00:07:07,716 - Who is this? - You want to worry? 182 00:07:07,741 --> 00:07:08,762 Wait till you're old enough 183 00:07:08,786 --> 00:07:10,870 to have something real to worry about. 184 00:07:10,895 --> 00:07:12,853 Like if you need a hip replacement. 185 00:07:12,878 --> 00:07:13,979 Or you have a stroke. 186 00:07:14,004 --> 00:07:16,362 Or your doctor tells you you need a pacemaker. 187 00:07:16,387 --> 00:07:18,346 Remind me to call my doctor tomorrow. 188 00:07:18,969 --> 00:07:21,899 You do realize that my kidneys are failing. 189 00:07:21,924 --> 00:07:23,491 Boo-hoo. 190 00:07:24,133 --> 00:07:25,594 You have a beautiful angel here 191 00:07:25,619 --> 00:07:27,454 who's giving you one of hers. 192 00:07:27,479 --> 00:07:29,016 So enjoy life, 193 00:07:29,041 --> 00:07:30,649 be happy, 194 00:07:30,682 --> 00:07:34,120 and let her have one lousy night out with her friends. 195 00:07:36,453 --> 00:07:38,107 Anyone else you're pissed at? 196 00:07:39,643 --> 00:07:40,731 Hey. 197 00:07:40,756 --> 00:07:42,280 Making chocolate chip cookies? 198 00:07:42,305 --> 00:07:44,180 No. Just the dough. 199 00:07:44,205 --> 00:07:46,207 Well, you can't just eat cookie dough. 200 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:48,250 What if I put it in ice cream? 201 00:07:48,504 --> 00:07:50,899 So the student has become the master. 202 00:07:54,566 --> 00:07:56,290 Oh, great. 203 00:07:56,380 --> 00:07:57,930 Everything okay? 204 00:07:57,955 --> 00:08:00,634 Yeah. Yeah, it's just that Gina's at some place 205 00:08:00,659 --> 00:08:02,016 called The Thirsty Fish 206 00:08:02,041 --> 00:08:04,516 and I don't think it's an aquarium store. 207 00:08:04,541 --> 00:08:05,672 It's not. 208 00:08:06,537 --> 00:08:08,134 I'm guessing. 209 00:08:08,552 --> 00:08:09,798 What? Are you tracking her? 210 00:08:09,823 --> 00:08:11,735 No, I'm not tracking her. 211 00:08:11,760 --> 00:08:13,110 I'm just making sure she's okay. 212 00:08:13,135 --> 00:08:15,657 By always knowing where she is. 213 00:08:16,299 --> 00:08:18,649 Great. My dad's a stalker. 214 00:08:19,720 --> 00:08:21,579 That's what Gina said. 215 00:08:21,604 --> 00:08:23,736 You do have control issues. 216 00:08:24,864 --> 00:08:26,821 You're a therapist. I pick stuff up. 217 00:08:27,609 --> 00:08:29,805 - I hate when you and Mom track me. - What? 218 00:08:29,830 --> 00:08:31,092 We don't track you. 219 00:08:31,117 --> 00:08:32,243 What makes you think that? 220 00:08:32,268 --> 00:08:33,391 Give me your phone. 221 00:08:33,416 --> 00:08:35,113 No. 222 00:08:36,367 --> 00:08:37,868 Give it. 223 00:08:41,779 --> 00:08:43,041 Oh, wow. 224 00:08:43,304 --> 00:08:44,479 Okay. 225 00:08:44,780 --> 00:08:46,712 Yes, I was at Roosevelt Park yesterday, 226 00:08:46,737 --> 00:08:48,298 but so were a lot of kids. 227 00:08:48,323 --> 00:08:49,579 We were all doing homework. 228 00:08:49,604 --> 00:08:50,946 Nobody was drinking beer. 229 00:08:50,971 --> 00:08:52,282 You really should stop talking. 230 00:08:52,307 --> 00:08:54,222 And you shouldn't be tracking Gina. 231 00:08:55,092 --> 00:08:56,833 She's not your kid. 232 00:08:56,858 --> 00:08:58,391 Does it help to know that 233 00:08:58,416 --> 00:09:01,407 I'm just tracking a particular organ in her body? 234 00:09:02,272 --> 00:09:04,013 That is disgusting. 235 00:09:04,298 --> 00:09:07,196 I hope I never have to repeat that in court. 236 00:09:09,128 --> 00:09:10,869 Gina's cool. 237 00:09:10,894 --> 00:09:12,196 Chill. 238 00:09:12,221 --> 00:09:14,212 I don't think I have that setting. 239 00:09:14,628 --> 00:09:17,946 But you're right. I will turn off the app, 240 00:09:17,971 --> 00:09:19,157 try to relax. 241 00:09:19,182 --> 00:09:21,829 Take a chill pill, as you kids say. 242 00:09:21,970 --> 00:09:24,212 Or said. At one point in time. 243 00:09:24,237 --> 00:09:25,325 Saved it. 244 00:09:26,254 --> 00:09:28,188 This is why I do homework at the park. 245 00:09:30,331 --> 00:09:31,766 Oh, don't worry. I'll clean up. 246 00:09:31,791 --> 00:09:33,053 Thank you. 247 00:09:42,558 --> 00:09:44,603 Oh, you've got to be kidding me. 248 00:09:50,173 --> 00:09:53,954 Gina, hello. Uh, totally not checking up on you. 249 00:09:53,979 --> 00:09:56,460 I've actually stopped that... You can thank my daughter. 250 00:09:56,485 --> 00:09:58,540 But I couldn't help but notice 251 00:09:58,565 --> 00:10:00,524 you're in the middle of the Hudson River? 252 00:10:00,549 --> 00:10:02,421 Could you just text me back real quick, 253 00:10:02,446 --> 00:10:04,219 let me know you're on a boat? 254 00:10:04,507 --> 00:10:06,829 That's not sinking? 255 00:10:07,565 --> 00:10:08,883 Later. 256 00:10:21,672 --> 00:10:22,746 What? 257 00:10:22,747 --> 00:10:24,548 Oh, hey, you woke me up. 258 00:10:24,573 --> 00:10:26,563 No, I didn't. I saw you turn the light off 259 00:10:26,588 --> 00:10:28,155 when I pulled in the driveway. 260 00:10:28,533 --> 00:10:31,079 Okay, okay, I-I'm sorry. I won't do it again. 261 00:10:31,104 --> 00:10:32,048 Better not. 262 00:10:32,049 --> 00:10:33,523 I know how to take care of myself. 263 00:10:33,548 --> 00:10:35,172 Been doing it, uh, my whole life. 264 00:10:35,197 --> 00:10:36,547 I know. I know you do. 265 00:10:36,572 --> 00:10:38,336 All right, then. 266 00:10:39,514 --> 00:10:41,316 Oh, and if you really want to worry, 267 00:10:41,341 --> 00:10:42,821 save it for next Saturday. 268 00:10:42,846 --> 00:10:44,021 Why? What's next Saturday? 269 00:10:44,046 --> 00:10:46,144 Me and Gabby are going skydiving. 270 00:10:47,140 --> 00:10:48,175 You're kidding. 271 00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:49,897 Jumping out of a plane. 272 00:10:49,929 --> 00:10:51,888 - You're not kidding. - Sweet dreams. 273 00:10:54,981 --> 00:10:56,519 She's kidding. 274 00:10:57,144 --> 00:10:58,433 You're kidding, right?! 275 00:10:58,458 --> 00:11:00,460 Geronimo! 276 00:11:03,606 --> 00:11:04,955 Good one. 277 00:11:07,390 --> 00:11:10,191 And then my anxiety really kicks in. 278 00:11:10,272 --> 00:11:12,573 And when was the first time you experienced 279 00:11:12,598 --> 00:11:13,903 this kind of anxiety? 280 00:11:13,928 --> 00:11:17,382 Uh, probably my first real relationship. 281 00:11:17,407 --> 00:11:20,370 I was 23, we had been dating about a year... 282 00:11:22,037 --> 00:11:23,909 I am so sorry. 283 00:11:23,934 --> 00:11:25,675 I forgot to turn my phone off. 284 00:11:25,700 --> 00:11:27,005 Please, continue. 285 00:11:27,030 --> 00:11:28,066 Oh, well, 286 00:11:28,091 --> 00:11:29,339 - _ - she started making these 287 00:11:29,364 --> 00:11:31,777 little comments about moving in together. 288 00:11:31,908 --> 00:11:33,518 Uh-huh. Go on. 289 00:11:33,543 --> 00:11:36,548 That's all it took. I mean, total panic. 290 00:11:36,573 --> 00:11:37,886 - Mm-hmm. - Tightening 291 00:11:37,911 --> 00:11:40,405 i-in my chest and my throat closing up. 292 00:11:40,996 --> 00:11:43,351 - Sure, sure. - The shortness of breath 293 00:11:43,376 --> 00:11:45,116 and-and the sweating. 294 00:11:45,265 --> 00:11:47,491 - Uh-huh. - And this horrible feeling 295 00:11:47,516 --> 00:11:49,736 like I was totally powerless over my own fate. 296 00:11:49,761 --> 00:11:51,710 Mm-hmm. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. 297 00:11:52,062 --> 00:11:53,234 Okay. I'll see you next Wednesday. 298 00:11:53,258 --> 00:11:54,555 - Thanks, Drew. - You bet. Be good. 299 00:11:54,579 --> 00:11:55,836 You know, something you said struck me... 300 00:11:55,860 --> 00:11:57,688 That's our time. Bye-bye. 301 00:12:02,211 --> 00:12:03,343 Dog. 302 00:12:04,883 --> 00:12:06,102 Okay. 303 00:12:15,376 --> 00:12:16,960 The voice mailbox for... 304 00:12:16,985 --> 00:12:18,472 Gina. 305 00:12:18,497 --> 00:12:19,929 Is full. 306 00:12:20,105 --> 00:12:22,366 Of course it is, because I already called 307 00:12:22,391 --> 00:12:24,828 like, a hundred times and she won't pick up. 308 00:12:25,509 --> 00:12:27,194 Drew, stop. 309 00:12:27,219 --> 00:12:29,918 You promised her you wouldn't do this. Come on. 310 00:12:30,169 --> 00:12:32,640 She'll be fine. I'll be fine. 311 00:12:32,665 --> 00:12:34,972 She's gonna die, I'm gonna die. 312 00:12:34,997 --> 00:12:37,569 Don't be an idiot. You piss her off, she bails, 313 00:12:37,594 --> 00:12:38,647 your kidney goes with her. 314 00:12:38,672 --> 00:12:40,457 You're the idiot. She jumps and dies, 315 00:12:40,482 --> 00:12:41,921 your kidney goes with her. 316 00:12:45,797 --> 00:12:50,280 I have no idea which direction I'm driving in. 317 00:13:02,852 --> 00:13:04,593 - You okay? - Yeah. 318 00:13:04,618 --> 00:13:06,030 Hey. What's up? 319 00:13:06,055 --> 00:13:07,976 What's up with you? 320 00:13:08,081 --> 00:13:09,358 Oh, nothing. 321 00:13:09,383 --> 00:13:12,569 Just sitting here in my driveway alone with my thoughts. 322 00:13:12,720 --> 00:13:14,272 Drew. 323 00:13:16,188 --> 00:13:19,191 My kidney's getting ready to jump out of an airplane. 324 00:13:19,534 --> 00:13:20,970 Wait... 325 00:13:22,409 --> 00:13:23,541 What? 326 00:13:23,921 --> 00:13:26,640 Mike Rock's Skydiving Experience. 327 00:13:26,665 --> 00:13:27,952 Gina's there now. 328 00:13:27,977 --> 00:13:31,437 Boy, that kidney's gonna be bored once it's inside of you. 329 00:13:32,574 --> 00:13:34,679 You always know the right thing to say. 330 00:13:34,945 --> 00:13:38,775 Okay, look, while it may not be the most responsible choice, 331 00:13:38,800 --> 00:13:40,569 I'm sure she's gonna be fine. 332 00:13:40,594 --> 00:13:42,161 Okay. Here we go. 333 00:13:42,186 --> 00:13:43,960 Do you know how many fatalities there were 334 00:13:43,985 --> 00:13:45,421 last year from skydiving? 335 00:13:45,446 --> 00:13:47,647 No, Google, I don't. 336 00:13:48,142 --> 00:13:51,140 One, out of 100,000. 337 00:13:51,165 --> 00:13:52,382 Okay. 338 00:13:52,407 --> 00:13:55,460 Do you know how many people needed a transplant last year? 339 00:13:55,485 --> 00:13:58,632 One out of every 200,000, and I won that lottery. 340 00:13:59,275 --> 00:14:01,437 Oh, for God's sake, don't, Drew. 341 00:14:01,462 --> 00:14:04,161 Don't go down the Drew hole. It is so dark and dismal. 342 00:14:04,186 --> 00:14:05,546 Too late. 343 00:14:05,571 --> 00:14:06,615 All right. 344 00:14:06,640 --> 00:14:07,858 You know what? I give up. 345 00:14:07,883 --> 00:14:09,624 You are a lost cause. 346 00:14:09,649 --> 00:14:12,652 But don't drag that poor woman down into your misery. 347 00:14:12,677 --> 00:14:14,038 She's a hero. 348 00:14:14,063 --> 00:14:16,780 She is giving up a piece of her body to save you. 349 00:14:16,805 --> 00:14:19,585 The least you can do is let her live her damn life. 350 00:14:23,083 --> 00:14:24,202 Hello? 351 00:14:24,227 --> 00:14:27,390 What the hell are you thinking, jumping out of a plane? 352 00:14:27,415 --> 00:14:29,054 Uh, who is this? 353 00:14:29,079 --> 00:14:30,257 It's Julia. 354 00:14:30,282 --> 00:14:31,522 Drew's ex-wife. 355 00:14:31,547 --> 00:14:33,462 Don't go around offering up your kidney 356 00:14:33,487 --> 00:14:35,069 if you can't keep it alive. 357 00:14:35,094 --> 00:14:37,401 Oh, you guys are freaking out about nothing. 358 00:14:37,431 --> 00:14:39,563 This is completely safe. 359 00:14:39,595 --> 00:14:42,382 - What is that? - Waiver in case the chute doesn't open. 360 00:14:42,407 --> 00:14:43,626 Oh, okay. 361 00:14:44,593 --> 00:14:46,577 Do you really have to do this now? 362 00:14:46,602 --> 00:14:48,648 Can't you wait until after the operation? 363 00:14:48,673 --> 00:14:49,757 Look, Julia, 364 00:14:49,782 --> 00:14:52,335 yes, I could die doing this. 365 00:14:52,360 --> 00:14:54,741 I could also die in surgery. 366 00:14:54,766 --> 00:14:59,022 But I'm not gonna die sitting on my ass, wishing I had a life. 367 00:14:59,047 --> 00:15:01,049 Plus our Groupon expires next week. 368 00:15:01,074 --> 00:15:03,296 Plus our Groupon expires next week. 369 00:15:05,049 --> 00:15:07,851 Look, I get it, you're a free spirit. 370 00:15:07,876 --> 00:15:10,983 But we don't always get to do everything we want. 371 00:15:11,015 --> 00:15:13,062 You think I never wanted to jump out of a plane? 372 00:15:13,087 --> 00:15:17,091 Or-or go whitewater rafting or go on one of those safaris 373 00:15:17,116 --> 00:15:19,162 where you get to touch the giraffes? 374 00:15:19,344 --> 00:15:21,998 Girl, why didn't you? 375 00:15:22,741 --> 00:15:24,866 Uh, because Drew was always afraid 376 00:15:24,891 --> 00:15:26,675 something bad would happen. 377 00:15:27,115 --> 00:15:29,522 Well, you're not married to him anymore, 378 00:15:29,547 --> 00:15:30,765 are you? 379 00:15:39,767 --> 00:15:41,890 Oh... 380 00:15:44,045 --> 00:15:45,960 That was one of the most incredible experiences 381 00:15:45,985 --> 00:15:47,304 I have ever had. 382 00:15:47,329 --> 00:15:49,055 You never would've done that when we were married. 383 00:15:49,079 --> 00:15:50,476 I wouldn't have. It-it was like 384 00:15:50,501 --> 00:15:52,710 I was jumping into my new life. 385 00:15:52,735 --> 00:15:53,960 Thank you, Gina. 386 00:15:53,985 --> 00:15:56,031 Aw, it-it's kind of cool. 387 00:15:56,056 --> 00:15:59,327 I gave you a new life, I'm giving you a new life. 388 00:15:59,352 --> 00:16:01,580 I'm handing out new lives all over the place. 389 00:16:03,415 --> 00:16:05,722 And you know what? I love cats. 390 00:16:05,747 --> 00:16:07,780 I will take that little fluff ball. 391 00:16:07,805 --> 00:16:09,687 Oh, my God. 392 00:16:09,712 --> 00:16:11,937 Now I'm giving a cat a new life. 393 00:16:11,962 --> 00:16:14,483 My powers have no bounds. 394 00:16:15,756 --> 00:16:18,323 I can't remember ever seeing you this happy. 395 00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:21,436 Yeah, it's-it's 'cause I haven't been. 396 00:16:22,798 --> 00:16:24,272 Is that my fault? 397 00:16:24,297 --> 00:16:25,929 No. 398 00:16:26,322 --> 00:16:28,455 No, Drew, of course not. 399 00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:31,679 It's mine. I... I let it happen. 400 00:16:32,057 --> 00:16:34,799 Meet your new mommy, Bolognese. 401 00:16:34,824 --> 00:16:37,007 Hello, sweetie. 402 00:16:37,032 --> 00:16:40,741 Oh, look at us, just two gals starting out 403 00:16:40,766 --> 00:16:42,515 our new lives together. 404 00:16:42,540 --> 00:16:44,983 Hey, do you know how to swipe right? 405 00:16:46,996 --> 00:16:49,569 Oh, no. You're on Tinder? 406 00:16:49,594 --> 00:16:51,374 Oh, well, no, not yet. 407 00:16:51,399 --> 00:16:54,890 But I know who's gonna be in my profile picture. 408 00:16:55,032 --> 00:16:57,210 Yeah. Single lady with a cat. 409 00:16:57,235 --> 00:16:59,101 Every man's dream. 410 00:17:04,936 --> 00:17:06,428 You okay? 411 00:17:06,484 --> 00:17:09,530 You need mouth-to-mouth? Because I'm only paid to do dialysis. 412 00:17:09,555 --> 00:17:12,334 No, no, I'm just doing some breathing exercises. 413 00:17:12,359 --> 00:17:14,686 I teach them to all my clients. 414 00:17:14,718 --> 00:17:18,157 It's just a great way to let go of some anxiety, 415 00:17:18,182 --> 00:17:20,639 which, in my case, means Gina. 416 00:17:21,236 --> 00:17:23,272 I don't know, I've got anxiety 417 00:17:23,297 --> 00:17:25,201 and I've been breathing my whole life. 418 00:17:26,438 --> 00:17:28,151 How does it work? 419 00:17:28,176 --> 00:17:30,689 Well, if you ever have negative thoughts, 420 00:17:30,714 --> 00:17:32,830 you just focus on your breathing. 421 00:17:33,139 --> 00:17:34,358 You want to try? 422 00:17:34,383 --> 00:17:36,057 - Sure. - Why not? 423 00:17:36,728 --> 00:17:37,932 No, I have to e-mail 424 00:17:37,957 --> 00:17:40,096 an intern and rip her a new one. 425 00:17:40,855 --> 00:17:42,736 What? It's how I relax. 426 00:17:43,848 --> 00:17:46,752 Okay. Well, um, you just 427 00:17:46,777 --> 00:17:49,040 breathe in deeply through your nose... 428 00:17:50,239 --> 00:17:53,753 and then exhale slowly out your mouth. 429 00:17:54,401 --> 00:17:56,355 Breathe in strength... 430 00:17:57,411 --> 00:17:59,128 and exhale fear. 431 00:17:59,153 --> 00:18:01,323 Oh, crap, I think I inhaled fear. 432 00:18:01,348 --> 00:18:03,128 How do I get it out of me? 433 00:18:04,571 --> 00:18:07,308 Send it my way, Jer. It makes me stronger. 434 00:18:08,213 --> 00:18:10,097 Hey, I'm kind of feeling this. 435 00:18:10,122 --> 00:18:13,175 It's like my teammates pouring Gatorade on my soul. 436 00:18:14,377 --> 00:18:17,772 Yeah, it's a great way to just gain some peace and clarity. 437 00:18:23,668 --> 00:18:25,652 Oh, come on. 438 00:18:26,384 --> 00:18:28,331 Come on, come on. 439 00:18:31,760 --> 00:18:33,714 Sometimes pills help, too. 440 00:18:34,788 --> 00:18:38,963 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com