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Pop quiz.
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Why did Evie Grayson
become the King's point killer?
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Any takers?
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"Oh, she was evil. She was deranged".
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It's a question
I've thought a lot about,
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and the answer is so freaking simple.
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She was sick of being
treated like a dog.
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Hola, muchachos.
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It's me, the Roarcat.
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Roarcat.
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Hola, muchachos.
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Work it for the thumbnail!
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Welcome to the Rory story.
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If you couldn't guess, today is
all about those beautiful pores.
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I have an oatmeal mask on
and if you want...
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Oh, no, no.
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No, no, no...
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No, no, no...
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No, no.
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Rory! Living room, now!
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Yes, violets.
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It's says for the boys in blue.
Right, blue everything.
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Everything has to be blue, Beth.
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I don't want some DJ. This is a soiree.
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I want to have ambiance and jazz.
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Hey, cake. Money is over there.
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Mom, I need to talk to you.
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About that bomb that
went off on your face?
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I told you not to post
that stupid photo.
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They're trolling me again.
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Cause some kids think that
you like mayonnaise, Rory?
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Officers are being
slaughtered in the streets.
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Go.
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Oh, Beth. Help me.
I'm drowning in hormones here.
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They think I'm a joke.
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Rory, it's just high school.
Just breathe.
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Hi, Beth. Sorry.
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Uh, yeah, go ahead and order some...
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Not... Not today.
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I mean, really. Do those
even qualify as shorts?
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Rory, think about it.
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What would your father say?
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I don't know.
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Dad, thoughts?
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Right.
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♪ Ice cream, ice cream ♪
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♪ Ice cream, ice cream ♪
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Uh, ladies and gentlemen,
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we've got mayonnaise Mary
rolling through.
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Hey, Moses.
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No mayo for me.
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Do you have my mom's cake?
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Do you mean, the sickest cake ever made?
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Grab a sit.
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Wow. Rory, you look so cute.
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What do you call this trailblazing look?
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Your fans need to know.
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The kids have one
condiment on the brain,
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and it is mayonnaise.
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Here we go. For our fallen heroes.
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I don't think I've ever
known a celebrity before.
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Um, I've peed next to Conan once.
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Not all gingers are Conan, Raz.
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Could you take a photo with me?
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Um, yeah.
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I mean, why?
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Cause you're like internet famous.
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No thirst-trapping.
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Do the "Mayo Mary" face from the meme.
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Um, my name's not Mary.
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We all know you look good.
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It's just a joke.
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It's cool.
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Yeah, people can't hate it
if you own it.
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Look, it's Mayonnaise Mary.
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"Cause crime rates are
like roach infestations.
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You have to be swift and mercenary
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in stomping out the bad guys".
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- I like it.
- Right?
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And then I'll switch
to talking about these...
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Are you making dinner tonight?
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These awful critics. There's
quick mac in the pantry.
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And then I'll start talking
about the fundraiser and,
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oh, that reminds me.
I need to... people...
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So you want to join
the old speech for Gave, Ror?
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Um, I get that you're compensating,
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but that outfit screams prostitute
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in bright neon letters.
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I know. My tricks love it.
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I bet they do.
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Birchwood.
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Stupid.
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Dumb.
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Dumb, dumb, dumb.
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Hola, muchachos.
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Welcome to the Rory story.
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Pop quiz.
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Why did Evie Grayson
become the King's point killer?
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Any takers?
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"Um, she was evil. She was deranged".
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It's a question
I've thought a lot about.
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And the answer is so freaking simple.
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She was sick of being
treated like a dog.
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So...
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who here believes in
the stories about the woods
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and those things that go
bumpity bump in the night?
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Since Evie went missing a year ago,
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I've dived into research.
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The newspaper articles, blogs,
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my mom's fiancé's old case files.
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And, you know what?
I found some instructions.
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Notes on how to conjure up
a certain companion of Evie's.
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A protector.
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To quote my findings,
"I will gift her my blood.
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I will gift her the possessions
of those who scarred me deepest.
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And in return,
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I will receive her loving protection
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against their awful stench".
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Oh, I hope you enjoyed
kicking me Brian Moses.
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Because just like Evie Grayson,
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I'm done being treated like a dog.
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No.
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