1 00:00:05,211 --> 00:00:07,114 Go, go, go... oh, what?! 2 00:00:07,199 --> 00:00:09,125 God. Come on, ref! How is that a charge?! 3 00:00:09,317 --> 00:00:11,523 He kind of ran into the guy. 4 00:00:11,648 --> 00:00:14,297 - What? He didn't call it on Corrigan two minutes ago.- Exactly. 5 00:00:14,382 --> 00:00:16,321 So the ref's supposed to make a bad call 6 00:00:16,406 --> 00:00:18,735 to make up for the other bad call? 7 00:00:18,820 --> 00:00:19,896 - Yes! - Yes! 8 00:00:19,981 --> 00:00:20,961 Why do we watch games with him? 9 00:00:21,046 --> 00:00:22,640 Because he has nowhere else to go. 10 00:00:22,901 --> 00:00:25,110 Wade, we've got some news. 11 00:00:25,195 --> 00:00:26,414 Girls! 12 00:00:26,506 --> 00:00:28,577 What are you Feltons doing next Friday? 13 00:00:28,725 --> 00:00:31,145 - Why, what's going on? - Okay, Natalie? 14 00:00:31,230 --> 00:00:33,757 We know how much your mother loved your school and how much 15 00:00:33,841 --> 00:00:34,859 the school loved her. 16 00:00:34,944 --> 00:00:36,672 And this year would've been the tenth anniversary 17 00:00:36,757 --> 00:00:37,892 of her teaching there. 18 00:00:37,976 --> 00:00:39,197 So we thought 19 00:00:39,281 --> 00:00:40,618 it'd be nice to find a way to honor her. 20 00:00:40,703 --> 00:00:42,418 And next Friday, they're gonna unveil 21 00:00:42,502 --> 00:00:43,960 a mural in her honor. 22 00:00:44,045 --> 00:00:46,679 Oh, my God, that's amazing. 23 00:00:46,985 --> 00:00:48,351 That-that is so nice. 24 00:00:48,436 --> 00:00:50,860 I, I don't even know what to say. Thank you. 25 00:00:50,945 --> 00:00:53,168 Well, I do hope you think of something 'cause 26 00:00:53,252 --> 00:00:55,910 it would be so meaningful for you speak at the ceremony. 27 00:00:55,994 --> 00:00:58,173 Oh, boy. Really? 28 00:00:58,257 --> 00:00:59,601 Yes. It's not a big deal. 29 00:00:59,686 --> 00:01:01,093 They just want you to say a few words. 30 00:01:01,178 --> 00:01:03,235 Yeah, just like five to ten 31 00:01:03,320 --> 00:01:04,701 minutes of words. 32 00:01:04,785 --> 00:01:07,048 In front of the whole school? 33 00:01:07,514 --> 00:01:09,000 Oh, now watch him choke! 34 00:01:12,097 --> 00:01:13,757 Sorry, no, I'm talking about the game. 35 00:01:13,842 --> 00:01:14,933 You're gonna be great, Wade. 36 00:01:16,230 --> 00:01:17,921 *THE UNICORN* Season 02 Episode 10 37 00:01:18,005 --> 00:01:19,697 Episode Title: "In Memory Of…" Aired on: February 25, 2021 38 00:01:19,781 --> 00:01:21,283 Come on in! 39 00:01:21,367 --> 00:01:23,241 All right, Addie. 40 00:01:23,325 --> 00:01:24,808 You got this, right? 41 00:01:24,892 --> 00:01:27,942 You got this. Just give Michelle your pitch. 42 00:01:28,026 --> 00:01:30,851 What's the worst she can say but no? 43 00:01:30,968 --> 00:01:32,903 You think she'll say no? No way. 44 00:01:32,987 --> 00:01:35,687 I mean, she might, it's Michelle. 45 00:01:35,734 --> 00:01:39,141 But you, you just, you just focus on those cool kids 46 00:01:39,226 --> 00:01:41,134 in the orchestra who need oboes, right? 47 00:01:41,219 --> 00:01:43,224 - Yeah. - Yeah, okay. 48 00:01:43,308 --> 00:01:45,661 Go get 'em. And she's off. 49 00:01:45,745 --> 00:01:47,445 Addie's selling chocolates this year? 50 00:01:47,529 --> 00:01:49,534 Yeah, she's pretty excited. 51 00:01:49,618 --> 00:01:51,319 You know the winner gets to be principal 52 00:01:51,403 --> 00:01:52,668 - for a day. - Yeah. 53 00:01:52,752 --> 00:01:53,930 And she's got some bold ideas 54 00:01:54,014 --> 00:01:55,714 about lengthening the school day. 55 00:01:55,798 --> 00:01:56,977 Well, I'm sorry to break it to you, pal, 56 00:01:57,061 --> 00:01:58,674 but she will not win. 57 00:01:58,758 --> 00:02:01,503 You see, Noah's in the contest this year. 58 00:02:01,587 --> 00:02:04,506 And I don't mean to brag, but the boy is a natural. 59 00:02:04,590 --> 00:02:06,769 He could sell gravy to a turkey. 60 00:02:06,853 --> 00:02:09,380 Maybe, maybe. 61 00:02:09,464 --> 00:02:11,165 And as Friedrich Nietzsche said, 62 00:02:11,249 --> 00:02:13,254 "Without music, life would be a mistake." 63 00:02:13,338 --> 00:02:15,691 Or as Plato put it, "Musical innovation 64 00:02:15,775 --> 00:02:17,084 is full of danger to the state..." 65 00:02:17,168 --> 00:02:19,869 Okay, stop. I have a five-quote limit. 66 00:02:19,953 --> 00:02:21,044 But I'll buy some. 67 00:02:21,128 --> 00:02:22,922 Baby, you can't buy 68 00:02:23,007 --> 00:02:24,352 from the competition. 69 00:02:24,436 --> 00:02:25,919 Ben, the money goes to support the school. 70 00:02:26,003 --> 00:02:28,573 Yeah. Now, I have to warn you 71 00:02:28,657 --> 00:02:30,314 these chocolates are made in a facility 72 00:02:30,398 --> 00:02:31,576 that also makes bug repellant. 73 00:02:31,660 --> 00:02:34,188 You don't... Oh, I didn't know that. 74 00:02:34,272 --> 00:02:37,060 And I wish I still didn't, but, uh, I'll buy three. 75 00:02:37,144 --> 00:02:38,757 You probably only want one. They're very sweet. 76 00:02:39,554 --> 00:02:41,543 Okay, then, just one. 77 00:02:41,627 --> 00:02:44,198 Yeah, see, that's what integrity looks like right there. 78 00:02:44,282 --> 00:02:45,343 - Hmm. - Hey, Dad? 79 00:02:45,428 --> 00:02:46,940 I need another box. 80 00:02:47,024 --> 00:02:48,550 I only made it halfway down the block. 81 00:02:48,634 --> 00:02:50,813 And you see that right there? 82 00:02:50,897 --> 00:02:54,382 That's what school principal for a day looks like. 83 00:02:54,466 --> 00:02:55,949 Hey, girls. 84 00:02:56,033 --> 00:02:57,733 Hey, Dad. Hi. Hey, uh... 85 00:02:57,817 --> 00:03:00,823 you know I have to give the speech at the school. 86 00:03:00,907 --> 00:03:03,756 And I was wondering, what-what kind of things 87 00:03:03,841 --> 00:03:05,436 do other people say at your assemblies? 88 00:03:05,528 --> 00:03:07,395 Well, they tell us not to do drugs. 89 00:03:07,479 --> 00:03:09,255 And to practice safe sex. 90 00:03:09,340 --> 00:03:11,399 Well, that's not helpful. I-I mean, don't do drugs 91 00:03:11,483 --> 00:03:14,489 and-and have safe sex, like, many, many, many 92 00:03:14,573 --> 00:03:16,926 years from now, but, guys, what do you think I should say 93 00:03:17,010 --> 00:03:18,580 - about Mom? - Just... 94 00:03:18,664 --> 00:03:20,234 talk about something fun. 95 00:03:20,318 --> 00:03:22,932 Like, maybe talk about that time our camping trip got rained out? 96 00:03:23,016 --> 00:03:24,810 So we set up tents in the garage all weekend. 97 00:03:24,895 --> 00:03:26,588 Or that time that she tried to make us 98 00:03:26,672 --> 00:03:28,807 those matching Halloween costumes for the school parade. 99 00:03:28,891 --> 00:03:30,679 The princess dresses? 100 00:03:30,763 --> 00:03:32,942 No, no, no, that one was, like, two years later. 101 00:03:33,026 --> 00:03:34,248 I mean the spider ones. 102 00:03:34,332 --> 00:03:36,337 Remember, she was up all night making them? 103 00:03:36,421 --> 00:03:37,991 And they were still terrible. 104 00:03:38,075 --> 00:03:40,689 I'd never heard her use so many bad words. 105 00:03:40,773 --> 00:03:42,125 And then, remember Michelle asked 106 00:03:42,209 --> 00:03:43,605 if I was an octopus? 107 00:03:43,689 --> 00:03:45,607 Yeah, yeah, I thought your mom was gonna kill her. 108 00:03:45,691 --> 00:03:47,783 I'm just gonna go finish this in my room. 109 00:03:47,867 --> 00:03:50,655 What? Natalie, come on, you must have some stories to tell. 110 00:03:50,739 --> 00:03:52,741 I don't feel like it. 111 00:04:04,710 --> 00:04:07,281 Whoa, that's a lot of chocolate. 112 00:04:07,365 --> 00:04:08,891 And that's his second load. 113 00:04:08,975 --> 00:04:11,285 I do a volume business. 114 00:04:12,630 --> 00:04:15,289 All right, get out of here. Go have a good day, Mr. Principal. 115 00:04:15,373 --> 00:04:16,725 I like the sound of that. 116 00:04:16,809 --> 00:04:18,901 I bet you do. 117 00:04:18,985 --> 00:04:21,469 This kid. Hey, so they let you see the mural? 118 00:04:21,553 --> 00:04:22,731 No, no, no, no, it's still covered up. 119 00:04:22,815 --> 00:04:25,038 I just wish I knew what to say in my speech. 120 00:04:25,122 --> 00:04:27,997 I mean, how do you fit 20 years into ten minutes? 121 00:04:28,081 --> 00:04:29,868 Aw, don't overthink it, Wade. 122 00:04:29,952 --> 00:04:31,479 You say whatever's in your heart. 123 00:04:31,563 --> 00:04:33,133 People will love it. 124 00:04:33,217 --> 00:04:35,178 Nobody will ever understand 125 00:04:35,262 --> 00:04:36,963 your pain. 126 00:04:37,047 --> 00:04:38,834 The devastation that, 127 00:04:38,918 --> 00:04:41,010 that you and your-your children feel. 128 00:04:41,094 --> 00:04:43,708 But knowing that-that you all feel it, too, 129 00:04:43,792 --> 00:04:45,972 you know, that we're, we're all just 130 00:04:46,056 --> 00:04:48,496 feeling our way through the darkness together... 131 00:04:52,758 --> 00:04:54,284 Are y'all okay? 132 00:04:54,368 --> 00:04:55,677 No. 133 00:04:55,761 --> 00:04:57,026 Not really. 134 00:04:57,110 --> 00:04:59,072 And you plan to deliver this speech 135 00:04:59,156 --> 00:05:00,943 to children? 136 00:05:01,027 --> 00:05:03,902 I mean, y-yes, I was, I was going to. 137 00:05:03,986 --> 00:05:06,818 Is your goal to make them weep? Weeping children? 138 00:05:06,902 --> 00:05:08,690 Is that what you're going for? 139 00:05:08,774 --> 00:05:10,474 Well, no, no. Obviously not. 140 00:05:10,558 --> 00:05:14,087 Then I would avoid phrases like "unbearable sadness." 141 00:05:14,171 --> 00:05:17,177 Yeah, and "haunted by her eyes," I mean... 142 00:05:17,261 --> 00:05:19,875 Well, what...? What do I do? 143 00:05:19,959 --> 00:05:21,877 Well, you can start by handing me that box of tissues, 144 00:05:21,961 --> 00:05:23,357 you monster. 145 00:05:25,151 --> 00:05:26,720 Look. 146 00:05:26,922 --> 00:05:28,840 This is, this is really tough for me. 147 00:05:28,924 --> 00:05:30,973 You know? 148 00:05:31,057 --> 00:05:33,193 I mean, you're going about your life, and-and you think 149 00:05:33,277 --> 00:05:35,369 that you're, you're doing okay. 150 00:05:35,453 --> 00:05:38,111 And I, I mean, I am, you know? I'm-I'm doing okay. 151 00:05:38,195 --> 00:05:40,637 Then something like this comes up and... 152 00:05:40,722 --> 00:05:42,680 and you have to think 153 00:05:42,764 --> 00:05:44,810 about what Jill meant to me. 154 00:05:45,531 --> 00:05:47,405 It just... 155 00:05:47,739 --> 00:05:49,048 it feels like I just lost her. 156 00:05:49,133 --> 00:05:50,775 Just stop it! 157 00:05:50,859 --> 00:05:53,082 Stop it! Oh, come on, this is a widows' group. 158 00:05:53,166 --> 00:05:54,910 Guys, come on. 159 00:05:54,994 --> 00:05:56,912 Good evening, ladies. 160 00:05:56,996 --> 00:05:58,957 Would any of you like some chocolate? 161 00:05:59,041 --> 00:06:00,481 - Oh, God, yeah! - Please! 162 00:06:00,565 --> 00:06:02,222 Bring in candy, yes! 163 00:06:02,306 --> 00:06:05,268 I'll take give me all those, yes. 164 00:06:05,352 --> 00:06:07,836 How many you got? I have cash. 165 00:06:07,920 --> 00:06:10,230 So, my speech still needs work. 166 00:06:10,314 --> 00:06:12,754 But Noah? Those widows didn't stand a chance. 167 00:06:12,838 --> 00:06:14,103 Oh. 168 00:06:14,187 --> 00:06:16,105 How's Addie doing? Good. 169 00:06:16,189 --> 00:06:18,151 Fine, couple setbacks. 170 00:06:18,235 --> 00:06:19,456 - Yeah? - Yeah. 171 00:06:19,540 --> 00:06:21,197 She tried selling to the debate club. 172 00:06:21,281 --> 00:06:23,112 But they're very difficult to convince. 173 00:06:23,196 --> 00:06:25,506 Hey, don't beat yourself up, Forrest. 174 00:06:25,590 --> 00:06:27,073 Of course Noah's good at this. 175 00:06:27,157 --> 00:06:28,770 Sales are a huge part of my job. 176 00:06:28,854 --> 00:06:30,337 So it's just in his blood. 177 00:06:30,421 --> 00:06:32,252 Well, for your information, 178 00:06:32,336 --> 00:06:34,384 selling isn't just about confidence 179 00:06:34,468 --> 00:06:35,864 and slick talk. 180 00:06:35,948 --> 00:06:37,126 Yeah, it is. 181 00:06:37,210 --> 00:06:39,259 Oh, oh, okay, okay, how's this 182 00:06:39,343 --> 00:06:41,174 for slick talk, then? How's this? 183 00:06:41,258 --> 00:06:43,785 Addie is gonna mop the floor 184 00:06:43,869 --> 00:06:46,527 with the chocolate that she sells that Noah... 185 00:06:46,611 --> 00:06:48,877 can't even touch... 186 00:06:48,961 --> 00:06:50,792 the mop of. 187 00:06:50,876 --> 00:06:52,663 All right, so let me help you out with that. 188 00:06:52,747 --> 00:06:54,404 You needed to get right to the point. 189 00:06:56,534 --> 00:06:58,495 Hey, Delia, Michelle? Hi. Oh, hey. 190 00:06:58,579 --> 00:07:01,846 I-I've, I've been thinking about the speech on Friday. 191 00:07:01,930 --> 00:07:04,284 And I'm, I'm just really having a hard time. 192 00:07:04,368 --> 00:07:06,808 Well, I mean, there's so much you want to say, right? 193 00:07:06,892 --> 00:07:08,462 But, hey, listen, you don't have to thank me. 194 00:07:08,546 --> 00:07:09,985 Okay? Thank Michelle. 195 00:07:10,069 --> 00:07:12,683 Because she's the one who raised all the money, so... 196 00:07:12,767 --> 00:07:15,686 Oh, come on, Delia, it was your idea. 197 00:07:15,770 --> 00:07:17,906 You had the, what do you call it? 198 00:07:17,990 --> 00:07:19,690 It's the vision. 199 00:07:19,774 --> 00:07:22,345 The vision. Yeah, if he thanks anyone in his speech, 200 00:07:22,429 --> 00:07:24,042 it should be you. No, you. 201 00:07:24,126 --> 00:07:25,043 You. It should be you. 202 00:07:25,127 --> 00:07:26,306 Uh, okay, I'll just, uh, 203 00:07:26,390 --> 00:07:28,177 I'll just thank both of you. 204 00:07:28,261 --> 00:07:30,048 Oh, that is... That's so sweet. 205 00:07:30,132 --> 00:07:31,572 ...so sweet. 206 00:07:33,397 --> 00:07:36,490 I'm telling you guys, this speech is going to kill me. 207 00:07:36,574 --> 00:07:38,013 Where'd you get that chocolate? 208 00:07:38,097 --> 00:07:39,841 Where do you think? 209 00:07:39,925 --> 00:07:41,143 Damn it. 210 00:07:46,497 --> 00:07:47,936 Oh, look at my little entrepreneur, 211 00:07:48,020 --> 00:07:50,199 setting up a chocolate stand. 212 00:07:50,283 --> 00:07:53,246 I think people miss the brick and mortar experience. 213 00:07:53,330 --> 00:07:55,726 You do know, right, that you're like 30 feet 214 00:07:55,810 --> 00:07:57,598 back from the sidewalk. I don't want 215 00:07:57,682 --> 00:07:58,773 to be pushy. 216 00:07:58,857 --> 00:08:01,254 Let the customers come to you, right? 217 00:08:01,338 --> 00:08:03,952 Well, I'm not sure that's something people say, 218 00:08:04,036 --> 00:08:06,563 but, uh, uh, hey, it's a strategy. 219 00:08:07,692 --> 00:08:09,392 I already sold three. Oh, great. 220 00:08:09,476 --> 00:08:12,395 Then I'm gonna shut up and get out of your hair. 221 00:08:14,438 --> 00:08:16,356 She's sold three. 222 00:08:16,440 --> 00:08:19,228 Yeah, to me, and I'm stress-eating all of them. 223 00:08:19,312 --> 00:08:20,360 Why? 224 00:08:20,444 --> 00:08:22,275 Because she's really bad at it. 225 00:08:23,795 --> 00:08:25,191 What's wrong? 226 00:08:25,275 --> 00:08:26,714 A car slowed down. 227 00:08:26,798 --> 00:08:28,716 I'm not ready for this! 228 00:08:32,630 --> 00:08:35,197 I need one of those bars. 229 00:08:36,198 --> 00:08:37,551 Okay, 230 00:08:37,635 --> 00:08:42,251 guys, so, chocolate... You love it, I got it. 231 00:08:42,335 --> 00:08:44,079 - Selling it for my daughter. - Nice. 232 00:08:44,163 --> 00:08:46,168 Your daughter makes her own chocolates? That's dope. 233 00:08:46,252 --> 00:08:48,257 No, she doesn't, she doesn't make it. 234 00:08:48,341 --> 00:08:49,563 Do people make their own chocolate? 235 00:08:49,647 --> 00:08:50,564 Sure. 236 00:08:50,648 --> 00:08:52,696 DIY craft chocolate's booming. 237 00:08:52,780 --> 00:08:54,307 Who makes those? Oh, uh, 238 00:08:54,391 --> 00:08:57,266 a division of Teledex Industries. 239 00:08:57,350 --> 00:08:59,399 No, I didn't think so. 240 00:08:59,483 --> 00:09:01,575 Dalton, hey-hey, my man. 241 00:09:01,659 --> 00:09:03,925 How would you like to support 242 00:09:04,009 --> 00:09:07,145 a middle school orchestra by buying some chocolate? 243 00:09:07,229 --> 00:09:08,146 Yes, 244 00:09:08,230 --> 00:09:10,671 it's made by a big corporation, 245 00:09:10,755 --> 00:09:14,501 but they're big because they make the best chocolate. 246 00:09:14,585 --> 00:09:16,198 Is it cruelty-free? 247 00:09:16,282 --> 00:09:17,852 It's chocolate, man. 248 00:09:17,936 --> 00:09:19,506 I'm good. 249 00:09:19,590 --> 00:09:20,811 Oh, thank you for letting us get 250 00:09:20,895 --> 00:09:22,291 a sneak peek, Mrs. Burbage. 251 00:09:22,375 --> 00:09:23,727 Oh. 252 00:09:23,811 --> 00:09:26,252 Well, after all you two did to make this possible, 253 00:09:26,336 --> 00:09:27,427 how could I say no? 254 00:09:28,860 --> 00:09:30,778 Jill was such a special person. 255 00:09:30,862 --> 00:09:33,041 Yeah, she really was. 256 00:09:33,125 --> 00:09:34,521 We all miss her so much. 257 00:09:34,605 --> 00:09:38,217 Dennis, would you drop the tarp for a minute? 258 00:09:42,526 --> 00:09:43,791 Aah! 259 00:09:45,920 --> 00:09:48,270 Ah. Aha. 260 00:09:50,229 --> 00:09:52,147 Well, what do you think? 261 00:09:54,059 --> 00:09:57,500 There's just... There's just no words. 262 00:09:57,584 --> 00:09:59,067 "Wow," maybe? 263 00:09:59,151 --> 00:10:01,545 Oh, yes, wow, uh-huh. 264 00:10:05,331 --> 00:10:08,337 They let that woman teach our children art? 265 00:10:08,421 --> 00:10:11,732 Five dollars each, three for $12. 266 00:10:11,816 --> 00:10:15,428 Three for ten. 267 00:10:17,082 --> 00:10:19,000 Three for eight. 268 00:10:20,564 --> 00:10:23,396 Three for five and I buy you lunch. 269 00:10:23,480 --> 00:10:25,572 I'll take six. Really? 270 00:10:25,656 --> 00:10:27,182 - Great, wow. - Yeah, I'll take some. 271 00:10:27,266 --> 00:10:28,183 Yo, I'll get in on that. 272 00:10:28,267 --> 00:10:29,358 You know it. 273 00:10:29,442 --> 00:10:31,012 I'm in.Okay. All right, everybody. 274 00:10:31,096 --> 00:10:32,492 But-but just a sandwich 275 00:10:32,576 --> 00:10:33,493 or a salad, right? 276 00:10:33,577 --> 00:10:35,495 Let's get the deal points clear. 277 00:10:35,579 --> 00:10:37,232 You know? No dessert. 278 00:10:38,756 --> 00:10:39,890 Okay, Dad, 279 00:10:39,974 --> 00:10:41,501 what's up? 280 00:10:41,585 --> 00:10:43,894 What do you mean? Here you go. 281 00:10:43,978 --> 00:10:46,506 Burgers and milkshakes on a school night? 282 00:10:46,590 --> 00:10:50,814 Well, I thought one of us could use a little cheering up. 283 00:10:50,898 --> 00:10:52,425 Dad, it's okay. I'm fine. 284 00:10:52,509 --> 00:10:53,426 No. 285 00:10:53,510 --> 00:10:55,863 No, look, I get it. 286 00:10:55,947 --> 00:10:58,518 This whole thing with the mural, it's gonna bring stuff up. 287 00:10:58,602 --> 00:11:00,128 It's fine. 288 00:11:01,474 --> 00:11:03,218 I think we're all feeling the same thing. 289 00:11:03,302 --> 00:11:05,089 Yeah. And it's hard 290 00:11:05,173 --> 00:11:06,439 when something makes 291 00:11:06,523 --> 00:11:08,310 all of these memories come flooding back. 292 00:11:08,394 --> 00:11:10,443 But memories don't always have to be sad. 293 00:11:10,527 --> 00:11:11,444 Right, Grace? 294 00:11:11,528 --> 00:11:12,836 Right. 295 00:11:12,920 --> 00:11:15,361 I mean, we have so many good memories with Mom. 296 00:11:15,445 --> 00:11:17,145 I just try and think of those. 297 00:11:17,229 --> 00:11:18,538 Like, do you remember that one time 298 00:11:18,622 --> 00:11:19,930 that we went to the state fair 299 00:11:20,014 --> 00:11:22,063 and we loaded up on cotton candy? 300 00:11:22,147 --> 00:11:23,847 And then we went on the Scrambler and threw it all up, 301 00:11:23,931 --> 00:11:26,067 but she still bought us more cotton candy anyway. 302 00:11:26,151 --> 00:11:27,808 Do you remember that? Or, or how 'bout the time 303 00:11:27,892 --> 00:11:29,810 when-when it rained really hard, 304 00:11:29,894 --> 00:11:32,421 so she tossed a handful of coins out the windowOh, my gosh. 305 00:11:32,505 --> 00:11:33,640 And convinced you girls 306 00:11:33,724 --> 00:11:35,468 it had been raining pennies? 307 00:11:35,552 --> 00:11:37,208 And we believed her. We totally believed her. 308 00:11:39,512 --> 00:11:40,995 Or like when we used 309 00:11:41,079 --> 00:11:43,650 to come here for burgers and milkshakes 310 00:11:43,734 --> 00:11:45,608 when one of us needed a little pick-me-up. 311 00:11:45,692 --> 00:11:47,610 No, Dad, stop. 312 00:11:47,694 --> 00:11:49,699 You know, you don't get it. 313 00:11:49,783 --> 00:11:51,919 I'm not sad because of the things I remember. 314 00:11:52,003 --> 00:11:54,443 I'm sad because I'm forgetting stuff. 315 00:11:54,527 --> 00:11:56,184 I forgot about the cotton candy. 316 00:11:56,268 --> 00:11:57,838 And I forgot about that spider costume. 317 00:11:57,922 --> 00:11:59,927 I thought I went as an octopus. It's okay, Natalie. 318 00:12:00,011 --> 00:12:00,971 It was a long time ago. 319 00:12:01,055 --> 00:12:02,495 It's not okay. 320 00:12:02,579 --> 00:12:04,932 You know, the other day, I tried to picture Mom on the mural, 321 00:12:05,016 --> 00:12:08,019 but I couldn't even remember what color her eyes were. 322 00:12:09,194 --> 00:12:10,981 What if I'm forgetting Mom? 323 00:12:11,065 --> 00:12:12,896 Natalie, you're not forgetting... 324 00:12:12,980 --> 00:12:15,290 No. I'm not hungry. 325 00:12:26,777 --> 00:12:28,172 It can't be that bad. No, it's bad. 326 00:12:28,256 --> 00:12:32,481 It is sobad. 327 00:12:32,565 --> 00:12:33,613 And it's big. 328 00:12:33,697 --> 00:12:35,484 It is really, 329 00:12:35,568 --> 00:12:36,790 reallybig. 330 00:12:36,874 --> 00:12:37,617 It is "you can see it from space" big.Yeah. 331 00:12:37,701 --> 00:12:39,880 And tell 'em the worst part. 332 00:12:39,964 --> 00:12:41,708 What that woman did to Jill. 333 00:12:41,792 --> 00:12:44,058 Oh. Mm.Made her look like a monster! 334 00:12:44,142 --> 00:12:46,060 You know, this was supposed to be so special 335 00:12:46,144 --> 00:12:47,670 for Wade and the girls, and now 336 00:12:47,754 --> 00:12:50,543 it just... it's just gonna give 'em nightmares. 337 00:12:50,627 --> 00:12:52,719 Honey, you can't beat yourself up. - He's right. 338 00:12:52,803 --> 00:12:54,329 Yeah? Yeah, you can't keep blaming yourself 339 00:12:54,413 --> 00:12:55,983 just because it was your vision. 340 00:12:56,067 --> 00:12:57,811 Okay. 341 00:12:57,895 --> 00:13:00,640 See, my vision would have never happened 342 00:13:00,724 --> 00:13:04,165 if you hadn't raised all that stupid, stupid money! 343 00:13:04,249 --> 00:13:06,689 Well, money's just money. It's your baby. 344 00:13:06,773 --> 00:13:08,386 I don't want the baby. You take the baby. 345 00:13:08,470 --> 00:13:09,518 Baby's hideous. 346 00:13:09,602 --> 00:13:11,346 Ladies, ladies, come on. 347 00:13:11,430 --> 00:13:13,043 I'm sure it's gonna be fine. 348 00:13:13,127 --> 00:13:15,219 Oh, what makes you think it's gonna be fine? 349 00:13:15,303 --> 00:13:17,700 I don't know. Maybe because the ceremony's tomorrow 350 00:13:17,784 --> 00:13:20,308 and there's nothing anyone can do? Yeah. 351 00:13:25,009 --> 00:13:26,576 Chocolate? 352 00:13:32,494 --> 00:13:33,844 Hey. 353 00:13:34,845 --> 00:13:36,760 Why are you lying on the floor? 354 00:13:37,978 --> 00:13:40,633 Because this is where the dogs are. 355 00:13:41,678 --> 00:13:43,288 Makes sense. 356 00:13:50,774 --> 00:13:54,041 See if these old bones will make it down. 357 00:13:56,649 --> 00:13:59,568 You're being too hard on yourself. 358 00:13:59,652 --> 00:14:01,306 No, I'm not. 359 00:14:02,612 --> 00:14:04,834 Look, we all forget things. 360 00:14:04,918 --> 00:14:06,401 And... 361 00:14:06,485 --> 00:14:10,187 we try so hard to remember them 362 00:14:10,271 --> 00:14:12,839 that we psych ourselves out. 363 00:14:14,406 --> 00:14:17,586 Like the way I'm always calling your friend Clara "Chloe." 364 00:14:17,670 --> 00:14:19,719 Her name is Cleo. Really? 365 00:14:19,803 --> 00:14:20,981 Cleo? 366 00:14:21,065 --> 00:14:22,243 Cleo. 367 00:14:22,327 --> 00:14:23,374 Cleo. 368 00:14:23,458 --> 00:14:24,724 Well... 369 00:14:24,808 --> 00:14:26,331 still proves my point. 370 00:14:27,332 --> 00:14:29,990 It's not the same. 371 00:14:30,074 --> 00:14:34,078 It's just so much of what you and Grace talk about just... 372 00:14:35,079 --> 00:14:36,994 I don't know, it just feels hazy. 373 00:14:37,995 --> 00:14:41,172 That's just because you were so little for a lot of that stuff. 374 00:14:42,173 --> 00:14:44,787 It's not fair. 375 00:14:44,871 --> 00:14:47,352 You got a whole life with Mom. 376 00:14:48,353 --> 00:14:51,356 Even Grace got two more years than I did. 377 00:14:52,705 --> 00:14:55,186 Just feel like I've been ripped off. 378 00:14:56,187 --> 00:14:57,754 Yeah. 379 00:14:58,798 --> 00:15:00,931 That's because you were. 380 00:15:03,760 --> 00:15:05,326 Hey. 381 00:15:07,677 --> 00:15:09,679 I'm sorry, honey. 382 00:15:15,467 --> 00:15:17,690 One of you needs a bath. 383 00:15:17,774 --> 00:15:19,779 It's me. 384 00:15:22,300 --> 00:15:25,393 Hey, uh, why is Noah wearing a tie? 385 00:15:25,477 --> 00:15:27,787 Well, you dress for the job you want. 386 00:15:27,871 --> 00:15:29,615 He's pretty sure he's gonna be principal for the day. 387 00:15:29,699 --> 00:15:30,790 He sold 18. 388 00:15:30,874 --> 00:15:32,139 I hate to disappoint you, pal, 389 00:15:32,223 --> 00:15:34,663 but you may have grossly underestimated Addie. 390 00:15:34,747 --> 00:15:36,880 She sold 30. 391 00:15:37,881 --> 00:15:38,972 Wow. 392 00:15:39,056 --> 00:15:40,147 30? 393 00:15:40,231 --> 00:15:41,496 Yeah. That leaves Noah 394 00:15:41,580 --> 00:15:43,498 in the dust. Good for Addie. 395 00:15:43,582 --> 00:15:45,021 Wait, you're not upset? 396 00:15:45,105 --> 00:15:46,370 No! 397 00:15:46,454 --> 00:15:48,851 No, Noah's gonna be bummed, but this is great. 398 00:15:48,935 --> 00:15:51,811 I know Addie wasn't necessarily born for sales, 399 00:15:51,895 --> 00:15:53,334 so for her to get out of her comfort zone 400 00:15:53,418 --> 00:15:54,727 and grind it out like that, psh, 401 00:15:54,811 --> 00:15:57,077 man, you must be so proud. 402 00:15:57,161 --> 00:15:58,948 Wow. That's what it's all about, right? 403 00:15:59,032 --> 00:16:00,820 Yeah. 404 00:16:00,904 --> 00:16:02,256 Hey, Wade. 405 00:16:02,340 --> 00:16:04,345 Hey. How's Natalie doing? 406 00:16:04,429 --> 00:16:06,216 Uh, she's okay. 407 00:16:06,300 --> 00:16:07,870 This is really hard for her. 408 00:16:07,954 --> 00:16:09,742 But, hey, finished my speech. 409 00:16:09,826 --> 00:16:12,005 Oh. Right. 410 00:16:12,089 --> 00:16:13,528 Speech. 411 00:16:13,612 --> 00:16:15,182 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I was up all night. 412 00:16:15,266 --> 00:16:17,053 But don't worry. 413 00:16:17,137 --> 00:16:18,185 I thanked both of you. 414 00:16:18,269 --> 00:16:19,665 Oh, you really didn't have to do that. 415 00:16:19,749 --> 00:16:21,057 Yeah. In fact, maybe don't even do the speech, 416 00:16:21,141 --> 00:16:22,537 like, at all.Mm-hmm. 417 00:16:22,621 --> 00:16:24,017 Come on. I mean, it's the least I can do 418 00:16:24,101 --> 00:16:26,019 after you did such a beautiful thing for Jill. 419 00:16:26,103 --> 00:16:27,194 Well, about that beautiful thing... 420 00:16:27,278 --> 00:16:28,674 It's hideous. 421 00:16:28,758 --> 00:16:29,979 What, the mural? Mm. 422 00:16:30,063 --> 00:16:32,286 Oh, come on. I mean, how bad could it be? 423 00:16:32,370 --> 00:16:34,201 It's a nightmare. Legitimately.Mm. 424 00:16:34,285 --> 00:16:37,944 We're so sorry. We wanted this to be so special, Wade. 425 00:16:38,028 --> 00:16:39,815 And... Poor Natalie! 426 00:16:39,899 --> 00:16:41,208 She has to see it every day. 427 00:16:41,292 --> 00:16:43,558 Well, it's too late to run for it. 428 00:16:43,642 --> 00:16:44,733 - Oh. - Thank you. 429 00:16:44,817 --> 00:16:46,039 Might as well get this over with. 430 00:16:46,123 --> 00:16:47,040 Mm-hmm. 431 00:16:47,124 --> 00:16:48,389 Forget about the speech. 432 00:16:48,473 --> 00:16:50,608 It's, like... You know, less is more. 433 00:16:50,692 --> 00:16:53,394 A lot less. Just maybe a few words and cheese it. 434 00:16:53,478 --> 00:16:55,526 Okay? Okay. 435 00:16:55,610 --> 00:16:57,224 Dear Ashvale family, 436 00:16:57,308 --> 00:17:02,751 we gather today to celebrate a teacher we all really loved. 437 00:17:02,835 --> 00:17:05,928 Through the generosity of the parents, 438 00:17:06,012 --> 00:17:08,322 especially Michelle Taylor 439 00:17:08,406 --> 00:17:11,238 and Delia Klein-McCallum... 440 00:17:11,322 --> 00:17:13,588 Come on, everybody. Wave to them. 441 00:17:15,065 --> 00:17:17,070 There they are. Don't be shy. 442 00:17:17,154 --> 00:17:20,073 Come on. Oh. 443 00:17:20,157 --> 00:17:23,903 We are able to dedicate this permanent 444 00:17:23,987 --> 00:17:27,515 work of art to the memory of Jill Felton. 445 00:17:27,599 --> 00:17:30,083 So... please welcome 446 00:17:30,167 --> 00:17:31,649 her daughters, 447 00:17:31,733 --> 00:17:33,303 Grace and Natalie, 448 00:17:33,387 --> 00:17:35,610 and, to say a few words, 449 00:17:35,694 --> 00:17:36,959 her husband Wade. 450 00:17:40,307 --> 00:17:42,530 Um... 451 00:17:42,614 --> 00:17:43,661 Thank you, Mrs. Burbage, 452 00:17:43,745 --> 00:17:46,012 and to all the faculty here. 453 00:17:46,096 --> 00:17:48,188 Um... 454 00:17:48,272 --> 00:17:52,279 How do you sum up a person like Jill? 455 00:17:52,363 --> 00:17:54,455 Okay.Um... 456 00:17:54,539 --> 00:17:57,284 In a word... 457 00:17:57,368 --> 00:17:58,894 Amazing. 458 00:17:58,978 --> 00:18:00,026 Uh... 459 00:18:00,110 --> 00:18:01,154 Thank you. 460 00:18:03,374 --> 00:18:04,813 Th-That's it. Come on. 461 00:18:04,897 --> 00:18:06,137 That's it. 462 00:18:08,945 --> 00:18:09,862 Uh, 463 00:18:09,946 --> 00:18:11,864 thank you for those... 464 00:18:11,948 --> 00:18:14,301 inspiring words. 465 00:18:14,385 --> 00:18:15,345 And now, 466 00:18:15,429 --> 00:18:17,301 without further ado... 467 00:18:25,744 --> 00:18:26,966 Oh. 468 00:18:27,050 --> 00:18:29,316 It's so bad. Wow, it's really, really bad. 469 00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:31,144 Wow. 470 00:18:31,228 --> 00:18:32,232 Oh, wow. 471 00:18:32,316 --> 00:18:33,581 How is it worse 472 00:18:33,665 --> 00:18:34,756 the second time? 473 00:18:34,840 --> 00:18:35,757 Well, it's hard to prepare yourself. 474 00:18:38,235 --> 00:18:39,758 Oh, my God. 475 00:18:41,238 --> 00:18:42,677 This is awesome! 476 00:18:42,761 --> 00:18:44,897 It's what? 477 00:18:44,981 --> 00:18:46,899 Oh, my God. That is Terry the T-Rex! 478 00:18:46,983 --> 00:18:48,161 What? 479 00:18:48,245 --> 00:18:49,989 What? Don't you remember? She made him up 480 00:18:50,073 --> 00:18:52,208 on the field trip to the Natural Science Museum. 481 00:18:52,292 --> 00:18:54,254 Um, I guess. 482 00:18:54,338 --> 00:18:56,169 On the bus. Remember? 483 00:18:56,253 --> 00:18:58,432 Um, he talked like this. 484 00:18:58,516 --> 00:19:02,001 "I'm Terry, and I'm terrifying." Right? 485 00:19:02,085 --> 00:19:04,177 You're totally right. That's Terry. 486 00:19:04,261 --> 00:19:05,787 How could I forget? 487 00:19:05,871 --> 00:19:07,180 Yeah. And, look, 488 00:19:07,264 --> 00:19:09,008 that's The Phantom Tollbooth. 489 00:19:09,092 --> 00:19:11,010 You know, that was her favorite book to teach. 490 00:19:11,094 --> 00:19:12,750 She used to read it to me when I couldn't sleep. 491 00:19:12,834 --> 00:19:14,752 You know what, you're right. 492 00:19:14,836 --> 00:19:18,365 This mural is amazing in a way that I didn't see but you did. 493 00:19:18,449 --> 00:19:21,020 So, why don't you get up there and say something? 494 00:19:21,104 --> 00:19:22,978 Why aren't people booing? 495 00:19:23,062 --> 00:19:25,633 Did I do good? 496 00:19:27,066 --> 00:19:28,462 Um... 497 00:19:28,546 --> 00:19:30,029 Look, there's the robot. Do you guys remember 498 00:19:30,113 --> 00:19:32,466 when my mom used to do the robot at the end of every dance? 499 00:19:32,550 --> 00:19:34,076 You know, she'd go, like... 500 00:19:34,160 --> 00:19:36,818 Oh. Like, oh... Get it! Oh! 501 00:19:36,902 --> 00:19:38,864 Even though we begged her not to. 502 00:19:38,948 --> 00:19:41,562 Do you see the raven? She would always put 503 00:19:41,646 --> 00:19:43,607 that stuffed raven on her shoulder when she would read 504 00:19:43,691 --> 00:19:45,392 the book The Raven and then she'd do the voice. 505 00:19:45,476 --> 00:19:47,394 "Nevermore! Nevermore!" 506 00:19:47,478 --> 00:19:48,786 Such a nerd. 507 00:19:55,113 --> 00:19:57,839 Hey, Ben, I got a confession to make to you. I feel awful. 508 00:19:57,923 --> 00:19:59,145 What is it? 509 00:19:59,229 --> 00:20:01,599 I sold... the chocolates. 510 00:20:01,684 --> 00:20:03,993 All of it. To people at my office. 511 00:20:04,077 --> 00:20:06,779 Wow, Forrest, that's pretty messed up, man. 512 00:20:06,863 --> 00:20:08,432 - I know. I... - What can I say? 513 00:20:08,516 --> 00:20:09,956 You got under my skin, man. Me? 514 00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:11,382 Yes. What? 515 00:20:11,467 --> 00:20:12,611 Yeah, it's gonna be a very hollow victory 516 00:20:12,702 --> 00:20:13,662 for Addie, that's for sure. 517 00:20:13,765 --> 00:20:14,682 Aw, man.Yeah. 518 00:20:14,767 --> 00:20:16,337 Dad! I won! 519 00:20:16,422 --> 00:20:17,513 I won! 520 00:20:17,598 --> 00:20:19,342 I get to be the principal for the day! 521 00:20:19,427 --> 00:20:20,662 Congrats, son. 522 00:20:20,747 --> 00:20:22,306 Wait, how-how did this happen? It's okay, Dad. 523 00:20:22,391 --> 00:20:25,195 Noah made me his vice principal. 524 00:20:25,280 --> 00:20:26,545 Get me a soda. 525 00:20:26,630 --> 00:20:27,756 On it, sir! Wait, 526 00:20:27,841 --> 00:20:29,631 but-but how did he beat her? 527 00:20:29,716 --> 00:20:31,076 I sold 30 bars. 528 00:20:31,161 --> 00:20:32,295 30 bars? 529 00:20:32,380 --> 00:20:33,221 Yeah. 530 00:20:33,306 --> 00:20:36,661 Noah sold 18 boxes. 531 00:20:37,144 --> 00:20:38,670 18 boxes! 532 00:20:38,763 --> 00:20:40,060 Oh, man, that's so much more. 533 00:20:40,145 --> 00:20:42,334 Than 30 bars! Yeah! Yeah. 534 00:20:42,419 --> 00:20:43,562 Yeah. You thought... 535 00:20:43,647 --> 00:20:45,783 You thought 30 bars was gonna stop my son? 536 00:20:45,868 --> 00:20:47,133 See, this is the stuff. You forgot that? 537 00:20:47,218 --> 00:20:48,701 My boy smoked your monkey ass! 538 00:20:48,786 --> 00:20:50,201 Okay, okay. 539 00:20:50,286 --> 00:20:51,940 This is the kind of stuff that gets under my skin, 540 00:20:52,024 --> 00:20:53,159 like I was talking about. 541 00:20:53,344 --> 00:20:55,216 And it was you! 542 00:20:55,352 --> 00:20:57,357 You sold the chocolates! 543 00:20:57,442 --> 00:20:59,662 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 544 00:21:04,776 --> 00:21:10,698 Captioning sponsored by CBS 545 00:21:10,782 --> 00:21:12,942 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org