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Go, go, go...
oh, what?!
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God. Come on, ref!
How is that a charge?!
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He kind of ran
into the guy.
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- What? He didn't call it on
Corrigan two minutes ago.- Exactly.
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So the ref's supposed
to make a bad call
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to make up
for the other bad call?
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- Yes!
- Yes!
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Why do we watch games
with him?
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Because he has
nowhere else to go.
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Wade, we've got some news.
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Girls!
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What are you Feltons doing
next Friday?
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- Why, what's going on?
- Okay, Natalie?
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We know how much your mother
loved your school and how much
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the school loved her.
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And this year would've been
the tenth anniversary
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of her teaching there.
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So we thought
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it'd be nice to find a way
to honor her.
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And next Friday,
they're gonna unveil
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a mural in her honor.
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Oh, my God, that's amazing.
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That-that is so nice.
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I, I don't even know
what to say. Thank you.
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Well, I do hope you think
of something 'cause
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it would be so meaningful
for you speak at the ceremony.
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Oh, boy. Really?
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Yes.
It's not a big deal.
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They just want you
to say a few words.
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Yeah, just like five to ten
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minutes of words.
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In front of the whole school?
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Oh, now watch him choke!
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Sorry, no, I'm talking
about the game.
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You're gonna be great, Wade.
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*THE UNICORN*
Season 02 Episode 10
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Episode Title: "In Memory Of…"
Aired on: February 25, 2021
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Come on in!
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All right, Addie.
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You got this, right?
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You got this. Just give
Michelle your pitch.
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What's the worst
she can say but no?
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You think she'll say no? No way.
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I mean, she might,
it's Michelle.
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But you, you just, you just
focus on those cool kids
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in the orchestra who
need oboes, right?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah, okay.
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Go get 'em. And she's off.
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Addie's selling
chocolates this year?
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Yeah, she's pretty excited.
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You know the winner
gets to be principal
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- for a day.
- Yeah.
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And she's got some bold ideas
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about lengthening
the school day.
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Well, I'm sorry to break
it to you, pal,
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but she will not win.
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You see, Noah's in
the contest this year.
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And I don't mean to
brag, but the boy is a natural.
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He could sell gravy
to a turkey.
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Maybe, maybe.
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And as Friedrich
Nietzsche said,
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"Without music, life
would be a mistake."
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Or as Plato put it,
"Musical innovation
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is full of danger
to the state..."
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Okay, stop. I have
a five-quote limit.
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But I'll buy some.
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Baby, you can't buy
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from the competition.
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Ben, the money goes
to support the school.
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Yeah. Now, I have to warn you
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these chocolates are
made in a facility
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that also makes
bug repellant.
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You don't... Oh, I didn't know that.
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And I wish I still didn't,
but, uh, I'll buy three.
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You probably only want one.
They're very sweet.
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Okay, then, just one.
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Yeah, see, that's what integrity
looks like right there.
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- Hmm.
- Hey, Dad?
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I need another box.
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I only made it
halfway down the block.
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And you see
that right there?
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That's what school principal
for a day looks like.
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Hey, girls.
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Hey, Dad. Hi. Hey, uh...
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you know I have to give
the speech at the school.
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And I was wondering,
what-what kind of things
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do other people say
at your assemblies?
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Well, they tell us
not to do drugs.
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And to practice safe sex.
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Well, that's not helpful.
I-I mean, don't do drugs
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and-and have safe sex, like,
many, many, many
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years from now, but, guys,
what do you think I should say
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- about Mom?
- Just...
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talk about something fun.
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Like, maybe talk about that time
our camping trip got rained out?
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So we set up tents
in the garage all weekend.
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Or that time
that she tried to make us
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those matching Halloween
costumes for the school parade.
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The princess dresses?
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No, no, no, that one was,
like, two years later.
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I mean the spider ones.
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Remember, she was up
all night making them?
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And they were still terrible.
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I'd never heard her
use so many bad words.
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And then,
remember Michelle asked
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if I was an octopus?
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Yeah, yeah, I thought
your mom was gonna kill her.
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I'm just gonna go
finish this in my room.
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What? Natalie, come on, you must
have some stories to tell.
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I don't feel like it.
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Whoa, that's a lot of chocolate.
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And that's
his second load.
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I do a volume business.
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All right, get out of here. Go
have a good day, Mr. Principal.
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I like the sound of that.
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I bet you do.
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This kid. Hey, so they
let you see the mural?
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No, no, no, no,
it's still covered up.
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I just wish I knew
what to say in my speech.
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I mean, how do you fit
20 years into ten minutes?
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Aw, don't overthink it, Wade.
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You say whatever's
in your heart.
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People will love it.
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Nobody will ever understand
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your pain.
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The devastation that,
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that you
and your-your children feel.
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But knowing that-that
you all feel it, too,
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you know, that we're,
we're all just
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feeling our way through
the darkness together...
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Are y'all okay?
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No.
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Not really.
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And you plan to deliver
this speech
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to children?
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I mean, y-yes,
I was, I was going to.
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Is your goal to make them weep?
Weeping children?
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Is that what you're going for?
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Well, no, no. Obviously not.
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Then I would avoid phrases
like "unbearable sadness."
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Yeah, and "haunted by
her eyes," I mean...
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Well, what...? What do I do?
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Well, you can start by handing
me that box of tissues,
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you monster.
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Look.
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This is, this is
really tough for me.
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You know?
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I mean, you're going about
your life, and-and you think
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that you're,
you're doing okay.
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And I, I mean, I am, you know?
I'm-I'm doing okay.
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Then something
like this comes up and...
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and you have to think
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about what Jill meant to me.
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It just...
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it feels like I just lost her.
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Just stop it!
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Stop it! Oh, come on,
this is a widows' group.
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Guys, come on.
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Good evening, ladies.
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Would any of you like
some chocolate?
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- Oh, God, yeah!
- Please!
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Bring in candy, yes!
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I'll take
give me all those, yes.
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How many you got?
I have cash.
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So, my speech still needs work.
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But Noah? Those widows didn't
stand a chance.
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Oh.
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How's Addie doing? Good.
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Fine, couple setbacks.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.
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She tried selling
to the debate club.
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But they're very difficult
to convince.
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Hey, don't beat
yourself up, Forrest.
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Of course Noah's good at this.
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Sales are a huge part of my job.
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So it's just in his blood.
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Well, for your information,
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selling isn't
just about confidence
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and slick talk.
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Yeah, it is.
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Oh, oh, okay, okay, how's this
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for slick talk, then?
How's this?
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Addie is gonna mop the floor
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with the chocolate
that she sells that Noah...
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can't even touch...
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the mop of.
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All right, so let me
help you out with that.
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You needed to get
right to the point.
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Hey, Delia,
Michelle? Hi. Oh, hey.
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I-I've, I've been thinking
about the speech on Friday.
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And I'm, I'm just really having
a hard time.
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Well, I mean, there's so much
you want to say, right?
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But, hey, listen,
you don't have to thank me.
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Okay? Thank Michelle.
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Because she's the one
who raised all the money, so...
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Oh, come on, Delia,
it was your idea.
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You had the,
what do you call it?
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It's the vision.
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The vision. Yeah, if he
thanks anyone in his speech,
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it should be you.
No, you.
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You.
It should be you.
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Uh, okay,
I'll just, uh,
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I'll just thank both of you.
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Oh, that is... That's so sweet.
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...so sweet.
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I'm telling you guys,
this speech is going to kill me.
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Where'd you get
that chocolate?
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Where do you think?
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Damn it.
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Oh, look
at my little entrepreneur,
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setting up
a chocolate stand.
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I think people miss
the brick and mortar experience.
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You do know, right,
that you're like 30 feet
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back from the sidewalk. I don't want
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to be pushy.
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Let the customers come
to you, right?
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Well, I'm not sure
that's something people say,
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but, uh, uh, hey,
it's a strategy.
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I already sold three. Oh, great.
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Then I'm gonna shut up
and get out of your hair.
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She's sold three.
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Yeah, to me, and
I'm stress-eating all of them.
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Why?
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Because she's really bad at it.
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What's wrong?
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A car slowed down.
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I'm not ready for this!
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I need one of those bars.
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Okay,
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guys, so, chocolate...
You love it, I got it.
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- Selling it for my daughter.
- Nice.
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Your daughter makes
her own chocolates? That's dope.
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No, she doesn't,
she doesn't make it.
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Do people make
their own chocolate?
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Sure.
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DIY craft chocolate's booming.
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Who makes those? Oh, uh,
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a division
of Teledex Industries.
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No, I didn't think so.
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Dalton, hey-hey, my man.
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How would you like
to support
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a middle school orchestra
by buying some chocolate?
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Yes,
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it's made
by a big corporation,
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but they're big because
they make the best chocolate.
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Is it cruelty-free?
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It's chocolate, man.
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I'm good.
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Oh, thank you
for letting us get
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a sneak peek,
Mrs. Burbage.
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Oh.
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Well, after all you two did
to make this possible,
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how could I say no?
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Jill was such a special person.
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Yeah, she really was.
256
00:09:33,125 --> 00:09:34,521
We all miss her so much.
257
00:09:34,605 --> 00:09:38,217
Dennis, would you drop
the tarp for a minute?
258
00:09:42,526 --> 00:09:43,791
Aah!
259
00:09:45,920 --> 00:09:48,270
Ah. Aha.
260
00:09:50,229 --> 00:09:52,147
Well, what do you think?
261
00:09:54,059 --> 00:09:57,500
There's just...
There's just no words.
262
00:09:57,584 --> 00:09:59,067
"Wow," maybe?
263
00:09:59,151 --> 00:10:01,545
Oh, yes, wow, uh-huh.
264
00:10:05,331 --> 00:10:08,337
They let that woman teach
our children art?
265
00:10:08,421 --> 00:10:11,732
Five dollars each,
three for $12.
266
00:10:11,816 --> 00:10:15,428
Three for ten.
267
00:10:17,082 --> 00:10:19,000
Three for eight.
268
00:10:20,564 --> 00:10:23,396
Three for five
and I buy you lunch.
269
00:10:23,480 --> 00:10:25,572
I'll take six.
Really?
270
00:10:25,656 --> 00:10:27,182
- Great, wow.
- Yeah, I'll take some.
271
00:10:27,266 --> 00:10:28,183
Yo, I'll get in on that.
272
00:10:28,267 --> 00:10:29,358
You know it.
273
00:10:29,442 --> 00:10:31,012
I'm in.Okay. All right, everybody.
274
00:10:31,096 --> 00:10:32,492
But-but just a sandwich
275
00:10:32,576 --> 00:10:33,493
or a salad, right?
276
00:10:33,577 --> 00:10:35,495
Let's get the deal points clear.
277
00:10:35,579 --> 00:10:37,232
You know? No dessert.
278
00:10:38,756 --> 00:10:39,890
Okay, Dad,
279
00:10:39,974 --> 00:10:41,501
what's up?
280
00:10:41,585 --> 00:10:43,894
What do you mean? Here you go.
281
00:10:43,978 --> 00:10:46,506
Burgers and milkshakes
on a school night?
282
00:10:46,590 --> 00:10:50,814
Well, I thought one of us
could use a little cheering up.
283
00:10:50,898 --> 00:10:52,425
Dad, it's okay.
I'm fine.
284
00:10:52,509 --> 00:10:53,426
No.
285
00:10:53,510 --> 00:10:55,863
No, look, I get it.
286
00:10:55,947 --> 00:10:58,518
This whole thing with the mural,
it's gonna bring stuff up.
287
00:10:58,602 --> 00:11:00,128
It's fine.
288
00:11:01,474 --> 00:11:03,218
I think we're all
feeling the same thing.
289
00:11:03,302 --> 00:11:05,089
Yeah. And it's hard
290
00:11:05,173 --> 00:11:06,439
when something makes
291
00:11:06,523 --> 00:11:08,310
all of these memories
come flooding back.
292
00:11:08,394 --> 00:11:10,443
But memories don't
always have to be sad.
293
00:11:10,527 --> 00:11:11,444
Right, Grace?
294
00:11:11,528 --> 00:11:12,836
Right.
295
00:11:12,920 --> 00:11:15,361
I mean, we have
so many good memories with Mom.
296
00:11:15,445 --> 00:11:17,145
I just try and think of those.
297
00:11:17,229 --> 00:11:18,538
Like, do you remember
that one time
298
00:11:18,622 --> 00:11:19,930
that we went to the state fair
299
00:11:20,014 --> 00:11:22,063
and we loaded up
on cotton candy?
300
00:11:22,147 --> 00:11:23,847
And then we went on the
Scrambler and threw it all up,
301
00:11:23,931 --> 00:11:26,067
but she still bought us
more cotton candy anyway.
302
00:11:26,151 --> 00:11:27,808
Do you remember that? Or, or how
'bout the time
303
00:11:27,892 --> 00:11:29,810
when-when it rained
really hard,
304
00:11:29,894 --> 00:11:32,421
so she tossed a handful
of coins out the windowOh, my gosh.
305
00:11:32,505 --> 00:11:33,640
And convinced
you girls
306
00:11:33,724 --> 00:11:35,468
it had been
raining pennies?
307
00:11:35,552 --> 00:11:37,208
And we believed her.
We totally believed her.
308
00:11:39,512 --> 00:11:40,995
Or like
when we used
309
00:11:41,079 --> 00:11:43,650
to come here for
burgers and milkshakes
310
00:11:43,734 --> 00:11:45,608
when one of us needed
a little pick-me-up.
311
00:11:45,692 --> 00:11:47,610
No, Dad, stop.
312
00:11:47,694 --> 00:11:49,699
You know, you don't get it.
313
00:11:49,783 --> 00:11:51,919
I'm not sad because
of the things I remember.
314
00:11:52,003 --> 00:11:54,443
I'm sad because
I'm forgetting stuff.
315
00:11:54,527 --> 00:11:56,184
I forgot
about the cotton candy.
316
00:11:56,268 --> 00:11:57,838
And I forgot
about that spider costume.
317
00:11:57,922 --> 00:11:59,927
I thought
I went as an octopus. It's okay, Natalie.
318
00:12:00,011 --> 00:12:00,971
It was
a long time ago.
319
00:12:01,055 --> 00:12:02,495
It's not okay.
320
00:12:02,579 --> 00:12:04,932
You know, the other day, I tried
to picture Mom on the mural,
321
00:12:05,016 --> 00:12:08,019
but I couldn't even remember
what color her eyes were.
322
00:12:09,194 --> 00:12:10,981
What if I'm forgetting Mom?
323
00:12:11,065 --> 00:12:12,896
Natalie, you're
not forgetting...
324
00:12:12,980 --> 00:12:15,290
No. I'm not hungry.
325
00:12:26,777 --> 00:12:28,172
It can't be that bad. No, it's bad.
326
00:12:28,256 --> 00:12:32,481
It is sobad.
327
00:12:32,565 --> 00:12:33,613
And it's big.
328
00:12:33,697 --> 00:12:35,484
It is really,
329
00:12:35,568 --> 00:12:36,790
reallybig.
330
00:12:36,874 --> 00:12:37,617
It is "you can see it
from space" big.Yeah.
331
00:12:37,701 --> 00:12:39,880
And tell 'em
the worst part.
332
00:12:39,964 --> 00:12:41,708
What that woman
did to Jill.
333
00:12:41,792 --> 00:12:44,058
Oh. Mm.Made her look
like a monster!
334
00:12:44,142 --> 00:12:46,060
You know, this was
supposed to be so special
335
00:12:46,144 --> 00:12:47,670
for Wade and
the girls, and now
336
00:12:47,754 --> 00:12:50,543
it just... it's just gonna
give 'em nightmares.
337
00:12:50,627 --> 00:12:52,719
Honey, you can't beat yourself
up. - He's right.
338
00:12:52,803 --> 00:12:54,329
Yeah? Yeah, you can't
keep blaming yourself
339
00:12:54,413 --> 00:12:55,983
just because it was
your vision.
340
00:12:56,067 --> 00:12:57,811
Okay.
341
00:12:57,895 --> 00:13:00,640
See, my vision would
have never happened
342
00:13:00,724 --> 00:13:04,165
if you hadn't raised all
that stupid, stupid money!
343
00:13:04,249 --> 00:13:06,689
Well, money's
just money. It's your baby.
344
00:13:06,773 --> 00:13:08,386
I don't want the baby.
You take the baby.
345
00:13:08,470 --> 00:13:09,518
Baby's hideous.
346
00:13:09,602 --> 00:13:11,346
Ladies,
ladies, come on.
347
00:13:11,430 --> 00:13:13,043
I'm sure it's gonna be fine.
348
00:13:13,127 --> 00:13:15,219
Oh, what makes you think
it's gonna be fine?
349
00:13:15,303 --> 00:13:17,700
I don't know. Maybe because
the ceremony's tomorrow
350
00:13:17,784 --> 00:13:20,308
and there's nothing
anyone can do? Yeah.
351
00:13:25,009 --> 00:13:26,576
Chocolate?
352
00:13:32,494 --> 00:13:33,844
Hey.
353
00:13:34,845 --> 00:13:36,760
Why are you lying
on the floor?
354
00:13:37,978 --> 00:13:40,633
Because this is where
the dogs are.
355
00:13:41,678 --> 00:13:43,288
Makes sense.
356
00:13:50,774 --> 00:13:54,041
See if these old bones
will make it down.
357
00:13:56,649 --> 00:13:59,568
You're being too hard
on yourself.
358
00:13:59,652 --> 00:14:01,306
No, I'm not.
359
00:14:02,612 --> 00:14:04,834
Look, we all forget things.
360
00:14:04,918 --> 00:14:06,401
And...
361
00:14:06,485 --> 00:14:10,187
we try so hard
to remember them
362
00:14:10,271 --> 00:14:12,839
that we psych
ourselves out.
363
00:14:14,406 --> 00:14:17,586
Like the way I'm always calling
your friend Clara "Chloe."
364
00:14:17,670 --> 00:14:19,719
Her name is Cleo. Really?
365
00:14:19,803 --> 00:14:20,981
Cleo?
366
00:14:21,065 --> 00:14:22,243
Cleo.
367
00:14:22,327 --> 00:14:23,374
Cleo.
368
00:14:23,458 --> 00:14:24,724
Well...
369
00:14:24,808 --> 00:14:26,331
still proves my point.
370
00:14:27,332 --> 00:14:29,990
It's not the same.
371
00:14:30,074 --> 00:14:34,078
It's just so much of what you
and Grace talk about just...
372
00:14:35,079 --> 00:14:36,994
I don't know,
it just feels hazy.
373
00:14:37,995 --> 00:14:41,172
That's just because you were so
little for a lot of that stuff.
374
00:14:42,173 --> 00:14:44,787
It's not fair.
375
00:14:44,871 --> 00:14:47,352
You got a whole
life with Mom.
376
00:14:48,353 --> 00:14:51,356
Even Grace got two
more years than I did.
377
00:14:52,705 --> 00:14:55,186
Just feel like I've
been ripped off.
378
00:14:56,187 --> 00:14:57,754
Yeah.
379
00:14:58,798 --> 00:15:00,931
That's because you were.
380
00:15:03,760 --> 00:15:05,326
Hey.
381
00:15:07,677 --> 00:15:09,679
I'm sorry, honey.
382
00:15:15,467 --> 00:15:17,690
One of you needs a bath.
383
00:15:17,774 --> 00:15:19,779
It's me.
384
00:15:22,300 --> 00:15:25,393
Hey, uh, why is Noah
wearing a tie?
385
00:15:25,477 --> 00:15:27,787
Well, you dress for
the job you want.
386
00:15:27,871 --> 00:15:29,615
He's pretty sure he's gonna
be principal for the day.
387
00:15:29,699 --> 00:15:30,790
He sold 18.
388
00:15:30,874 --> 00:15:32,139
I hate
to disappoint you, pal,
389
00:15:32,223 --> 00:15:34,663
but you may have
grossly underestimated Addie.
390
00:15:34,747 --> 00:15:36,880
She sold 30.
391
00:15:37,881 --> 00:15:38,972
Wow.
392
00:15:39,056 --> 00:15:40,147
30?
393
00:15:40,231 --> 00:15:41,496
Yeah. That leaves Noah
394
00:15:41,580 --> 00:15:43,498
in the dust.
Good for Addie.
395
00:15:43,582 --> 00:15:45,021
Wait, you're not upset?
396
00:15:45,105 --> 00:15:46,370
No!
397
00:15:46,454 --> 00:15:48,851
No, Noah's gonna be
bummed, but this is great.
398
00:15:48,935 --> 00:15:51,811
I know Addie wasn't
necessarily born for sales,
399
00:15:51,895 --> 00:15:53,334
so for her to get out
of her comfort zone
400
00:15:53,418 --> 00:15:54,727
and grind it out like that, psh,
401
00:15:54,811 --> 00:15:57,077
man, you must
be so proud.
402
00:15:57,161 --> 00:15:58,948
Wow. That's what
it's all about, right?
403
00:15:59,032 --> 00:16:00,820
Yeah.
404
00:16:00,904 --> 00:16:02,256
Hey, Wade.
405
00:16:02,340 --> 00:16:04,345
Hey. How's Natalie doing?
406
00:16:04,429 --> 00:16:06,216
Uh, she's okay.
407
00:16:06,300 --> 00:16:07,870
This is really hard
for her.
408
00:16:07,954 --> 00:16:09,742
But, hey,
finished my speech.
409
00:16:09,826 --> 00:16:12,005
Oh. Right.
410
00:16:12,089 --> 00:16:13,528
Speech.
411
00:16:13,612 --> 00:16:15,182
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
I was up all night.
412
00:16:15,266 --> 00:16:17,053
But don't worry.
413
00:16:17,137 --> 00:16:18,185
I thanked both of you.
414
00:16:18,269 --> 00:16:19,665
Oh, you really
didn't have to do that.
415
00:16:19,749 --> 00:16:21,057
Yeah. In fact, maybe
don't even do the speech,
416
00:16:21,141 --> 00:16:22,537
like, at all.Mm-hmm.
417
00:16:22,621 --> 00:16:24,017
Come on. I mean,
it's the least I can do
418
00:16:24,101 --> 00:16:26,019
after you did such
a beautiful thing for Jill.
419
00:16:26,103 --> 00:16:27,194
Well, about
that beautiful thing...
420
00:16:27,278 --> 00:16:28,674
It's hideous.
421
00:16:28,758 --> 00:16:29,979
What, the mural? Mm.
422
00:16:30,063 --> 00:16:32,286
Oh, come on.
I mean, how bad could it be?
423
00:16:32,370 --> 00:16:34,201
It's a nightmare.
Legitimately.Mm.
424
00:16:34,285 --> 00:16:37,944
We're so sorry. We wanted
this to be so special, Wade.
425
00:16:38,028 --> 00:16:39,815
And... Poor Natalie!
426
00:16:39,899 --> 00:16:41,208
She has to see it every day.
427
00:16:41,292 --> 00:16:43,558
Well, it's too late
to run for it.
428
00:16:43,642 --> 00:16:44,733
- Oh.
- Thank you.
429
00:16:44,817 --> 00:16:46,039
Might as well get this
over with.
430
00:16:46,123 --> 00:16:47,040
Mm-hmm.
431
00:16:47,124 --> 00:16:48,389
Forget about
the speech.
432
00:16:48,473 --> 00:16:50,608
It's, like...
You know, less is more.
433
00:16:50,692 --> 00:16:53,394
A lot less. Just maybe a
few words and cheese it.
434
00:16:53,478 --> 00:16:55,526
Okay? Okay.
435
00:16:55,610 --> 00:16:57,224
Dear Ashvale family,
436
00:16:57,308 --> 00:17:02,751
we gather today to celebrate
a teacher we all really loved.
437
00:17:02,835 --> 00:17:05,928
Through the generosity
of the parents,
438
00:17:06,012 --> 00:17:08,322
especially Michelle Taylor
439
00:17:08,406 --> 00:17:11,238
and Delia
Klein-McCallum...
440
00:17:11,322 --> 00:17:13,588
Come on, everybody.
Wave to them.
441
00:17:15,065 --> 00:17:17,070
There they are.
Don't be shy.
442
00:17:17,154 --> 00:17:20,073
Come on.
Oh.
443
00:17:20,157 --> 00:17:23,903
We are able to dedicate
this permanent
444
00:17:23,987 --> 00:17:27,515
work of art to the memory
of Jill Felton.
445
00:17:27,599 --> 00:17:30,083
So...
please welcome
446
00:17:30,167 --> 00:17:31,649
her daughters,
447
00:17:31,733 --> 00:17:33,303
Grace and Natalie,
448
00:17:33,387 --> 00:17:35,610
and, to say
a few words,
449
00:17:35,694 --> 00:17:36,959
her husband Wade.
450
00:17:40,307 --> 00:17:42,530
Um...
451
00:17:42,614 --> 00:17:43,661
Thank you, Mrs. Burbage,
452
00:17:43,745 --> 00:17:46,012
and to all the faculty here.
453
00:17:46,096 --> 00:17:48,188
Um...
454
00:17:48,272 --> 00:17:52,279
How do you sum up
a person like Jill?
455
00:17:52,363 --> 00:17:54,455
Okay.Um...
456
00:17:54,539 --> 00:17:57,284
In a word...
457
00:17:57,368 --> 00:17:58,894
Amazing.
458
00:17:58,978 --> 00:18:00,026
Uh...
459
00:18:00,110 --> 00:18:01,154
Thank you.
460
00:18:03,374 --> 00:18:04,813
Th-That's it. Come on.
461
00:18:04,897 --> 00:18:06,137
That's it.
462
00:18:08,945 --> 00:18:09,862
Uh,
463
00:18:09,946 --> 00:18:11,864
thank you for those...
464
00:18:11,948 --> 00:18:14,301
inspiring words.
465
00:18:14,385 --> 00:18:15,345
And now,
466
00:18:15,429 --> 00:18:17,301
without further ado...
467
00:18:25,744 --> 00:18:26,966
Oh.
468
00:18:27,050 --> 00:18:29,316
It's so bad. Wow, it's really,
really bad.
469
00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:31,144
Wow.
470
00:18:31,228 --> 00:18:32,232
Oh, wow.
471
00:18:32,316 --> 00:18:33,581
How is it worse
472
00:18:33,665 --> 00:18:34,756
the second time?
473
00:18:34,840 --> 00:18:35,757
Well, it's hard to
prepare yourself.
474
00:18:38,235 --> 00:18:39,758
Oh, my God.
475
00:18:41,238 --> 00:18:42,677
This is awesome!
476
00:18:42,761 --> 00:18:44,897
It's what?
477
00:18:44,981 --> 00:18:46,899
Oh, my God. That is
Terry the T-Rex!
478
00:18:46,983 --> 00:18:48,161
What?
479
00:18:48,245 --> 00:18:49,989
What? Don't you remember?
She made him up
480
00:18:50,073 --> 00:18:52,208
on the field trip
to the Natural Science Museum.
481
00:18:52,292 --> 00:18:54,254
Um, I guess.
482
00:18:54,338 --> 00:18:56,169
On the bus. Remember?
483
00:18:56,253 --> 00:18:58,432
Um, he talked like this.
484
00:18:58,516 --> 00:19:02,001
"I'm Terry,
and I'm terrifying." Right?
485
00:19:02,085 --> 00:19:04,177
You're totally right.
That's Terry.
486
00:19:04,261 --> 00:19:05,787
How could
I forget?
487
00:19:05,871 --> 00:19:07,180
Yeah. And, look,
488
00:19:07,264 --> 00:19:09,008
that's The Phantom Tollbooth.
489
00:19:09,092 --> 00:19:11,010
You know, that was
her favorite book to teach.
490
00:19:11,094 --> 00:19:12,750
She used to read it to me
when I couldn't sleep.
491
00:19:12,834 --> 00:19:14,752
You know what,
you're right.
492
00:19:14,836 --> 00:19:18,365
This mural is amazing in a way
that I didn't see but you did.
493
00:19:18,449 --> 00:19:21,020
So, why don't you get up there
and say something?
494
00:19:21,104 --> 00:19:22,978
Why aren't people booing?
495
00:19:23,062 --> 00:19:25,633
Did I do good?
496
00:19:27,066 --> 00:19:28,462
Um...
497
00:19:28,546 --> 00:19:30,029
Look, there's the robot.
Do you guys remember
498
00:19:30,113 --> 00:19:32,466
when my mom used to do the robot
at the end of every dance?
499
00:19:32,550 --> 00:19:34,076
You know,
she'd go, like...
500
00:19:34,160 --> 00:19:36,818
Oh. Like, oh...
Get it! Oh!
501
00:19:36,902 --> 00:19:38,864
Even though
we begged her not to.
502
00:19:38,948 --> 00:19:41,562
Do you see the
raven? She would always put
503
00:19:41,646 --> 00:19:43,607
that stuffed raven on
her shoulder when she would read
504
00:19:43,691 --> 00:19:45,392
the book The Raven
and then she'd do the voice.
505
00:19:45,476 --> 00:19:47,394
"Nevermore! Nevermore!"
506
00:19:47,478 --> 00:19:48,786
Such a nerd.
507
00:19:55,113 --> 00:19:57,839
Hey, Ben, I got a confession
to make to you. I feel awful.
508
00:19:57,923 --> 00:19:59,145
What is it?
509
00:19:59,229 --> 00:20:01,599
I sold...
the chocolates.
510
00:20:01,684 --> 00:20:03,993
All of it.
To people at my office.
511
00:20:04,077 --> 00:20:06,779
Wow, Forrest, that's
pretty messed up, man.
512
00:20:06,863 --> 00:20:08,432
- I know. I...
- What can I say?
513
00:20:08,516 --> 00:20:09,956
You got under my skin, man. Me?
514
00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:11,382
Yes. What?
515
00:20:11,467 --> 00:20:12,611
Yeah, it's gonna be
a very hollow victory
516
00:20:12,702 --> 00:20:13,662
for Addie, that's for sure.
517
00:20:13,765 --> 00:20:14,682
Aw, man.Yeah.
518
00:20:14,767 --> 00:20:16,337
Dad! I won!
519
00:20:16,422 --> 00:20:17,513
I won!
520
00:20:17,598 --> 00:20:19,342
I get to be the principal
for the day!
521
00:20:19,427 --> 00:20:20,662
Congrats, son.
522
00:20:20,747 --> 00:20:22,306
Wait, how-how did this
happen? It's okay, Dad.
523
00:20:22,391 --> 00:20:25,195
Noah made me his
vice principal.
524
00:20:25,280 --> 00:20:26,545
Get me a soda.
525
00:20:26,630 --> 00:20:27,756
On it, sir! Wait,
526
00:20:27,841 --> 00:20:29,631
but-but how did
he beat her?
527
00:20:29,716 --> 00:20:31,076
I sold 30 bars.
528
00:20:31,161 --> 00:20:32,295
30 bars?
529
00:20:32,380 --> 00:20:33,221
Yeah.
530
00:20:33,306 --> 00:20:36,661
Noah sold 18 boxes.
531
00:20:37,144 --> 00:20:38,670
18 boxes!
532
00:20:38,763 --> 00:20:40,060
Oh, man,
that's so much more.
533
00:20:40,145 --> 00:20:42,334
Than 30 bars! Yeah! Yeah.
534
00:20:42,419 --> 00:20:43,562
Yeah. You thought...
535
00:20:43,647 --> 00:20:45,783
You thought 30 bars
was gonna stop my son?
536
00:20:45,868 --> 00:20:47,133
See, this is the stuff. You forgot that?
537
00:20:47,218 --> 00:20:48,701
My boy smoked your monkey ass!
538
00:20:48,786 --> 00:20:50,201
Okay, okay.
539
00:20:50,286 --> 00:20:51,940
This is the kind of stuff
that gets under my skin,
540
00:20:52,024 --> 00:20:53,159
like I was talking about.
541
00:20:53,344 --> 00:20:55,216
And it was you!
542
00:20:55,352 --> 00:20:57,357
You sold the chocolates!
543
00:20:57,442 --> 00:20:59,662
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
544
00:21:04,776 --> 00:21:10,698
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