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Some people gravitate towards no.
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Some people naturally lean towards yes.
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I said yes to everything.
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Oh.
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I'm up! Yes!
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Come on! Hop on!
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Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
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- Allison?
- And when I met Carlos...
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- You're Allison?
- Yes.
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I think I got your coffee.
I took a sip. You mind?
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...it was like finding a partner in yes.
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- Arepa pabellón.
- Arepa parió.
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- Pabellón. Yeah.
- Pabellón. Yeah.
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Hey, should we play hooky
and go to the beach?
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Yes! I'm ready.
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- You think? Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Do you wanna meet my parents?
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Oh, yeah, I wanna meet your parents.
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Wanna go rock climbing?
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Allison!
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I'm coming! Carlos! Carlos!
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I'm coming. Come here. Come. Come.
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Yes was like
the theme of our relationship.
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- Allison, do you take Carlos...
- Yes! Yes! Yes!
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- Carlos, do you take...
- Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
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And although having kids is
the best thing that's ever happened to us...
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...no became the new yes.
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Oh, no, no, no.
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- Four, three, two, one.
- No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no.
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But no is part of the job.
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No is the light.
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- No is the answer.
- Hey! No! No, no, no!
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Come on! Layla's parents let her!
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No, no, no, no, no. Ah-ah-ah. No.
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Okay, guys, screen time's over.
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- Wait, no, no. Wait. Five more minutes.
- Nope.
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Hey! Mom! Mom, Mom. Mom, Mom!
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Saying no 50 times an hour?
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No! Absolutely not!
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Nope on a rope!
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Nando?
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Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh. Uh-uh.
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Katie, you're kidding me.
You've done half of your homework.
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No!
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No way, no how, not by a long shot,
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under no circumstances,
not in a million years, no!
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It's called parenting.
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Hey, Cheryl, how's it going? Good morning.
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Hey, listen, I have a quick question.
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Um, I have a job interview this afternoon.
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I was wondering if you could take Ellie
for a couple of hours after school?
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What about the Girl Scouts?
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Okay, put us down
for three boxes of Samoas.
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Tagalongs? Who likes Tagalongs?
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Okay, put me down. Ten boxes.
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Cheryl Nelson is shaking me down.
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Yep, I'll... I'll wait.
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Mom? Fleekfest? Dad said
he's okay with me going if you are.
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Oh, he did?
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Wait, you're going to a freak fest?
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Awesome.
You can finally be with your people.
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It's called Fleekfest.
It's a music festival. It's cool.
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I guess if you think it's cool,
I'm sure it's super cool.
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- Did you hear what I asked?
- Yeah, you're 14.
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You can't go without a parent.
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Hi. You can? I'll put a blue note and
the check in her backpack. Thank you.
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Nobody wants to go
to a music festival with their parent.
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Dad, please help! Mom.
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What... What? She said no?
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Mm-hm.
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If your mother says no, it's no, sweetie.
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Really? Don't you mean if we say no?
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Guys? Watch this.
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I think I put the right amount
of baking soda in this time.
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Get ready for a waffle volcano
in three, two...
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Must've mixed the catalyst wrong.
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You'll get it next time.
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Can I sign your math homework?
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Duh. Yeah, you can sign all my homework,
except for math. Whoops.
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- You told me you finished everything.
- Hey, don't worry.
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I get by on my charm.
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Honey, I'm gonna stop by the gym
after work, okay?
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I need to keep sculpting the Carlos.
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- Tonight? You're stopping by the gym?
- Yeah. Tonight.
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- Really? Tonight?
- Tonight.
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Oh. Tonight? No, no, not tonight.
No, tonight is, um, is our...
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- Your... The kids'... Uh...
- Come on.
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- Anniver... Birthday? Soccer?
- Really? Come on. You can do it.
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- Parent-teacher night, Daddy.
- Ah. That one. Yeah.
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I don't understand how you can
open this refrigerator ten times a day
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and not see this beautiful calendar.
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Eh, because it's gotten
a little over-complicated.
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- It hurts my eyes.
- Growing up, things were simple.
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You wake up, go to school or work,
and then you have to...
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I know how to twerk.
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- Does she mean twerk twerk?
- "To work," not "twerk." Is she twerking?
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She totally is.
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- No!
- Not side to side, Ellie. Up and down.
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- Let me show you.
- Katie. No.
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- Do you want me to...
- No!
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Really loosen your hips.
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Nobody's loosening their hips. Child!
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Really pop it, Ellie.
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Carlos, help me out!
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Yo. You gotta shake your body.
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Come on. Pop it, Ellie!
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Nobody's popping it! We are late!
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Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
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Yes!
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The catalyst!
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I mean, I'm so sorry.
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You can put on your music if you want,
Daddy. I don't mind.
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- Really, honey?
- Yup.
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Okay. Thank you.
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♪ Oh, I'm a gummy bear
Yes, I'm a gummy bear ♪
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♪ Oh, I'm a yummy, tummy, funny
Lucky gummy bear ♪
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♪ Oh yeah, gummy, gummy
Gummy, gummy, gummy bear ♪
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♪ Gummy, gummy, gummy, gummy, gummy bear ♪
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So, what'd she say?
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Bad news, Lay.
Mom gave a thumbs-down to Fleekfest.
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What?
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But your mom's so smart
and cool and gorgeous.
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I know.
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Sometimes I'm like, "Is she my mom,
or is she a runway model?"
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If I'm so great, you won't mind me
coming with you, then you can go.
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Yeah, no, thanks.
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Never mind.
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I don't get it. I took you two
to Taylor Swift a couple of years ago.
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We had a blast.
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I was 12 then. I was a little tween.
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Dad said I could go. He believes in me.
He knows I can handle myself.
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Your dad just wants to be the good guy
because he knows that I will say no.
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And I do believe in you.
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It's just that
concerts like Fleekfest bring out
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a whole world of people
you have not been exposed to yet.
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And it's not gonna happen
without a parent.
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Well, when will I be able
to go to concerts alone?
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Never. You will always have to go
to concerts with me your whole life.
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- Even when I'm your age?
- Especially when you're my age.
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You will love it because you love me.
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Four more years.
Four more years. Four more years.
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♪ Baby I need your loving ♪
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♪ I got to have all your loving ♪
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Mom, no.
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- My ears are bleeding.
- Mom!
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What is it with you and this song?
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Because you love this song.
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- I sang it when you were a baby.
- I'm not a baby.
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♪ You want it all ♪
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♪ But you can't have it ♪
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♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ It's in your face ♪
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♪ But you can't grab it ♪
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♪ What is it? ♪
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♪ It's it ♪
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What is it?
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♪ It's it ♪
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What is it?
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Okay, I better... I better turn it down
for the school drop-off.
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I don't wanna go to school today.
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I don't wanna drop you off, but I have to.
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You have to go to school,
and I have to go to work.
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- No.
- Yes.
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- No.
- Yes.
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- No.
- Yes.
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- No.
- Yes.
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- No.
- Yes.
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No drones inside, for the 50th time!
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Sorry, Mom.
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Oh.
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Hey, Mr. Torres.
I... I promise this never happens.
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Look. Hey, I fixed it.
It's working. I fixed...
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Guys. Guys, it's too loud.
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Guys! Joan?
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Guys! Guys!
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It's still way too loud.
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But the ads are going to say
these speakers will melt your brains.
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- That wouldn't hold up with a waiver.
- Fine.
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Boo.
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My job is to keep us from getting sued.
Bring the decibel level down.
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Also, you're not supposed
to bring food in a testing area.
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I have to ask you
to throw the McGriddle away.
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Joan? Both of you.
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Mine's finished.
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Look, I hate saying no, but it's my job.
Okay?
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- Mrs. Torres? Hi.
- Hi.
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You were VP of marketing at Kulger Food?
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For a long time. I loved that job,
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but then I had kids,
and for a while, it was just too much.
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I bet you're better at multitasking.
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I never stopped working.
I just stopped getting paid for it.
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I get it. I mean, I'm a mom too.
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Yeah. Of course you are.
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I mean, call me crazy,
but this feels so nice.
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What do you think?
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Listen, I would love to hire you
for something. I would, but...
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- Oh, I'm so glad.
- Allison, this is an entry-level position.
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I mean, I'm looking
for some entitled millennial
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who I'd keep here until 10:00 every night.
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Every night.
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Who I could watch cry
while eating a gluten-free burrito
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and hashtags,
"Hurt feelings. This job is so unfair."
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I wouldn't want to do that to you.
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I like you too much.
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I like you too.
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- I'm sorry about the job, honey.
- Oh, it's fine.
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I don't know that I'm still passionate
about marketing anyway.
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Not enough to cry
into my gluten-free burrito.
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Hey. If I'm gonna go back to work,
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I need to make sure
our kids are okay without me first.
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Oh.
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Hi, Mr. and Mrs. Torres.
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- Please, take a seat.
- Thank you. We're getting two for one.
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I guess we'll be home early.
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Is this about Nando's grades?
Because we are working on focus...
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Uh, it's not about Nando's grades,
although, uh, they're not great.
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Oh. Getting better.
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We wanted to meet with you together
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because, uh, we've noticed a common theme
in Katie and Nando's schoolwork.
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What's the common theme?
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00:11:05,541 --> 00:11:08,666
Well, here's a haiku
Katie wrote in my English class.
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"A caged bird am I.
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My mother, my sweet captor.
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Mother, let me fly."
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"Mother, my sweet captor.
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- Mother, let me fly."
- Five, seven, five. She nailed it. Haiku.
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I didn't think much of it at first,
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until Mr. Chan told me about a video
that Nando made for his history class.
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He made a video? That's pretty cool.
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Let's just have a look at the video.
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The following program
is intended for mature audiences only.
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It contains violence,
adult language, and nudity.
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Viewer discretion is advised.
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Don't worry. There's no nudity.
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Oh, okay.
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Phew.
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Stalin, Mussolini,
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and Mom.
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My mother might not have
had anyone tortured or killed...
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Not yet.
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Oh.
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...but in our house,
she's no less of a dictator.
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So now I'm a dictator.
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I'm not asking twice, Nando.
You will do what I say, when I say it.
245
00:12:07,291 --> 00:12:09,250
I'm your mother. I don't need a reason.
246
00:12:09,333 --> 00:12:10,833
I don't, so...
247
00:12:10,916 --> 00:12:13,625
Her goal, maximum oppression.
248
00:12:13,708 --> 00:12:15,833
You're not going
till you finish your homework.
249
00:12:15,916 --> 00:12:17,416
I mean, that's parenting.
250
00:12:18,958 --> 00:12:22,500
Stop. It's like 1984 in this house.
Big Mother is always watching.
251
00:12:22,583 --> 00:12:24,083
I like that nickname. It's tough.
252
00:12:24,166 --> 00:12:26,375
Why can't Miss Hoffling
ever assign a happy book?
253
00:12:26,458 --> 00:12:30,500
Okay. They are depressing.
Have you ever read Little Women?
254
00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:32,041
She gets scarlet fever.
255
00:12:32,125 --> 00:12:34,125
- The Little Prince?
- He has no family.
256
00:12:34,166 --> 00:12:37,125
Harry Potter's an orphan.
There are no happy books.
257
00:12:37,208 --> 00:12:38,916
Don't walk away from me.
258
00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:40,000
Ow!
259
00:12:40,833 --> 00:12:42,208
Nando!
260
00:12:56,250 --> 00:12:57,708
Where are you going?
261
00:12:58,833 --> 00:13:02,125
Oh, come on, honey. You can make
anyone look bad with editing.
262
00:13:02,208 --> 00:13:04,458
- You make me look bad.
- Me? Why me?
263
00:13:04,541 --> 00:13:07,000
Because you get to be
the fun dad everybody loves,
264
00:13:07,083 --> 00:13:08,583
and I am stuck being the bad cop.
265
00:13:08,666 --> 00:13:11,375
You didn't see the dad
as the villain in that video, did you?
266
00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:15,958
It'll probably get uploaded to YouTube.
Then I'll just be the viral psycho mom.
267
00:13:16,041 --> 00:13:18,333
How'd you get to be the fun one?
I was the fun one.
268
00:13:18,416 --> 00:13:22,166
Look, Ally,
I am the bad guy all day at work.
269
00:13:22,250 --> 00:13:25,458
Every time I walk into that office,
people stop laughing and leave the room,
270
00:13:25,541 --> 00:13:30,458
but when I come home, the kids,
they actually smile when they see me.
271
00:13:31,208 --> 00:13:33,000
Yeah. Well, it's not fair.
272
00:13:33,083 --> 00:13:36,666
I hear myself with the kids, and
I think I wouldn't even hang out with me.
273
00:13:38,541 --> 00:13:40,083
I'm so sorry. I have a suggestion.
274
00:13:40,166 --> 00:13:44,375
Sorry, I didn't mean to frighten you.
I was just eavesdropping or spying.
275
00:13:44,458 --> 00:13:47,625
There are so many parents out there,
and I come in here to hide,
276
00:13:47,708 --> 00:13:51,083
and then I got really hungry,
so I made a huge thing of tots.
277
00:13:51,166 --> 00:13:53,375
Would you guys care for a tot?
278
00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:55,750
Do you want a tot? A hot tot?
279
00:13:55,833 --> 00:13:57,500
Come here. Have a hot tot.
280
00:13:58,375 --> 00:14:00,375
Have a tot. They're perfectly lukewarm.
281
00:14:00,458 --> 00:14:01,500
Who are you?
282
00:14:01,583 --> 00:14:04,750
It's Mr. Deacon.
Katie and Nando's guidance counselor.
283
00:14:04,833 --> 00:14:09,500
Yes, but thanks to budget cuts,
I'm also the PE teacher/football coach.
284
00:14:09,583 --> 00:14:13,333
Go, Cougars! Shoot the layup
for the touchdown.
285
00:14:13,416 --> 00:14:16,541
I don't know anything about sports.
No, I was a science major.
286
00:14:16,625 --> 00:14:20,458
I specialized in the gastrointestinal
behavior of field mice.
287
00:14:21,708 --> 00:14:25,500
But I do know
a thing or two about parenting,
288
00:14:25,583 --> 00:14:28,041
both professionally and personally.
289
00:14:28,125 --> 00:14:30,750
I have six beautiful kids at home.
290
00:14:30,833 --> 00:14:33,958
Timmy, Tommy, Tonya,
Tanya, Tyson, and Doug.
291
00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:36,875
How come you look like
you're just back from Tahiti?
292
00:14:36,958 --> 00:14:38,708
You want to know what my secret is?
293
00:14:39,791 --> 00:14:42,583
I give my kids Yes Days.
294
00:14:42,666 --> 00:14:45,041
Yes Days? What's a Yes Day?
295
00:14:45,125 --> 00:14:47,875
You pick a day
in the not-too-distant future,
296
00:14:47,958 --> 00:14:53,500
and for 24 hours, you say yes
to everything that your kids want.
297
00:14:57,500 --> 00:14:58,875
- Really?
- Yeah.
298
00:14:58,958 --> 00:15:02,041
- Are you serious?
- What, you say yes to everything?
299
00:15:02,125 --> 00:15:03,791
Well, you set some ground rules.
300
00:15:03,875 --> 00:15:05,791
They can't ask for
something in the future,
301
00:15:05,875 --> 00:15:07,791
and they can't kill anybody, obvi.
302
00:15:07,875 --> 00:15:08,916
Hum.
303
00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:12,458
I know it sounds crazy,
but it is a true game changer.
304
00:15:12,541 --> 00:15:17,083
They liberate kids
and give them a rare sense of autonomy,
305
00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:19,625
and it sets the parents free too.
306
00:15:19,708 --> 00:15:22,791
Yeah, Mr. Coach Deacon,
307
00:15:22,875 --> 00:15:25,666
I would love to just
take a day off from being a mom
308
00:15:25,750 --> 00:15:27,666
and let my kids do whatever they want,
309
00:15:27,750 --> 00:15:31,333
but I'd also love to find
a rainbow unicorn and fly it to the moon.
310
00:15:31,958 --> 00:15:33,750
Then I think you'd want a pegasus.
311
00:15:33,833 --> 00:15:35,208
More of a pegacorn.
312
00:15:36,916 --> 00:15:40,083
The point is, you don't know our kids.
313
00:15:40,166 --> 00:15:41,666
Oh, these tots have turned.
314
00:15:41,750 --> 00:15:43,458
If we tried what you're proposing,
315
00:15:43,541 --> 00:15:46,125
it... it would be apocalyptic.
316
00:15:47,291 --> 00:15:51,166
You're right. I don't know your kids.
I don't know everything,
317
00:15:51,250 --> 00:15:52,250
but...
318
00:15:53,583 --> 00:15:54,666
I will say this.
319
00:15:55,583 --> 00:15:58,166
You should say yes to a Yes Day.
320
00:16:02,416 --> 00:16:04,500
Ooh! Meatloaf!
321
00:16:05,250 --> 00:16:08,166
"Kids who are given Yes Days
consume less sugar,"
322
00:16:08,250 --> 00:16:10,500
not really,
"and spend less time on the Internet."
323
00:16:10,583 --> 00:16:12,875
It doesn't make sense.
You're not falling for this?
324
00:16:12,958 --> 00:16:14,416
Everything happens for a reason.
325
00:16:14,500 --> 00:16:17,458
Maybe there's a reason
that guy showed up with those tater tots.
326
00:16:17,541 --> 00:16:21,458
Maybe by being a little less serious,
we can make things better.
327
00:16:21,541 --> 00:16:23,166
I mean, you said it yourself.
328
00:16:23,708 --> 00:16:27,375
We've been trying to do it the right way.
Maybe it's time to try something new.
329
00:16:33,166 --> 00:16:35,458
So? Tired of hearing how great I am?
330
00:16:35,541 --> 00:16:38,333
You want to give
Steven Spielberg here a Yes Day?
331
00:16:38,416 --> 00:16:39,791
What's a Yes Day?
332
00:16:39,875 --> 00:16:41,500
This new thing where parents agree
333
00:16:41,583 --> 00:16:43,958
to say yes to everything
their kids ask for for 24 hours.
334
00:16:44,041 --> 00:16:46,291
- Radical!
- How am I just hearing about this?
335
00:16:46,375 --> 00:16:49,875
Well, don't get too excited.
Mom probably won't let us have one anyway.
336
00:16:50,625 --> 00:16:53,041
Well, what does that mean? Why wouldn't I?
337
00:16:53,125 --> 00:16:54,916
Yes Days are, like, fun.
338
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:57,708
And you're, like, a fun killer.
339
00:16:57,791 --> 00:17:00,791
- Oh.
- Come on, Katie, your mom is plenty fun.
340
00:17:00,875 --> 00:17:02,291
She is fun.
341
00:17:05,583 --> 00:17:08,750
I have had a very long day,
and I'm gonna go to bed.
342
00:17:08,833 --> 00:17:10,625
- So, good night.
- No, we...
343
00:17:10,708 --> 00:17:11,791
We still need to...
344
00:17:11,875 --> 00:17:14,708
- It's okay.
- Honey? Tell your mom she's fun.
345
00:17:15,958 --> 00:17:17,875
- Nando?
- You told us never to lie.
346
00:17:17,958 --> 00:17:18,958
Yeah, Daddy.
347
00:17:31,958 --> 00:17:33,041
Hey, guys.
348
00:17:34,416 --> 00:17:35,416
Hey.
349
00:17:36,166 --> 00:17:39,291
Of course you think your mom can't be fun.
You don't even know me.
350
00:17:39,375 --> 00:17:42,625
I invented fun. I... I used to be
the funnest person I knew.
351
00:17:43,291 --> 00:17:44,125
What happened?
352
00:17:44,208 --> 00:17:48,250
What happened was I had three babies
that had to be kept safe and alive.
353
00:17:48,333 --> 00:17:50,458
It was a lot of pressure,
but that's not the point.
354
00:17:50,541 --> 00:17:52,916
The point is, I can be fun again.
355
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:55,375
Mom, really? There's no way.
356
00:17:56,666 --> 00:17:59,083
I'll have a Yes Day.
357
00:17:59,666 --> 00:18:01,875
We will have a super time.
358
00:18:02,500 --> 00:18:05,791
Just you watch and see.
359
00:18:06,750 --> 00:18:08,291
Mama can haiku too.
360
00:18:11,375 --> 00:18:15,208
Sorry, but you couldn't make it through
a Yes Morning, let alone a Yes Day.
361
00:18:16,041 --> 00:18:19,750
Would you like to have
a little wager on that?
362
00:18:20,750 --> 00:18:21,916
Know what? I'd love to.
363
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,500
Hm. How about this?
364
00:18:23,583 --> 00:18:25,750
If you say no one time,
365
00:18:26,750 --> 00:18:29,708
I get to go to Fleekfest with Layla.
No adults, no parents.
366
00:18:29,791 --> 00:18:32,375
Just us young, underage, vulnerable girls.
367
00:18:32,458 --> 00:18:34,083
Wait, honey. Are you sure?
368
00:18:35,875 --> 00:18:37,291
I'll take your wager, missy,
369
00:18:37,375 --> 00:18:39,500
because I know that I won't say no.
370
00:18:39,583 --> 00:18:41,916
And when you lose, and you will lose,
371
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:46,166
I am so fun that
you will still get to go to your concert.
372
00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:48,041
- Really?
- Absolutely.
373
00:18:48,125 --> 00:18:49,166
With me.
374
00:18:49,750 --> 00:18:52,375
I'll sit next to you,
and we'll hold hands.
375
00:18:52,458 --> 00:18:54,618
We'll put our hands in the air
like we just don't care.
376
00:18:57,500 --> 00:18:58,750
I want in on this.
377
00:18:59,250 --> 00:19:00,250
Me too.
378
00:19:00,291 --> 00:19:01,375
Let's do this.
379
00:19:01,458 --> 00:19:03,208
Arriba!
380
00:19:04,083 --> 00:19:07,583
There are ground rules, though.
The Yes Day has to be earned.
381
00:19:07,666 --> 00:19:08,916
Do your chores.
382
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:10,583
Finish your homework.
383
00:19:10,666 --> 00:19:11,666
You can do better.
384
00:19:15,291 --> 00:19:19,250
You can't ask to do anything
dangerous or illegal, obviously.
385
00:19:19,333 --> 00:19:23,333
- What are you guys up to over there?
- Don't worry. It's totally safe.
386
00:19:28,541 --> 00:19:30,083
You'll each have a budget,
387
00:19:30,166 --> 00:19:33,750
and you can't ask to travel
more than 20 miles from home.
388
00:19:33,833 --> 00:19:38,333
So this rules out Magic Mountain,
Japan, and all space tourism.
389
00:19:38,416 --> 00:19:42,333
Will you have to say yes
to absolutely everything?
390
00:19:42,416 --> 00:19:44,208
Close, but there are some rules.
391
00:19:44,291 --> 00:19:45,458
Oh man!
392
00:19:48,125 --> 00:19:49,125
Yes, bud.
393
00:19:52,416 --> 00:19:54,708
But the last rule is the biggest,
394
00:19:54,791 --> 00:20:00,333
that this family has the most fun
we've ever had in our entire lives.
395
00:20:02,916 --> 00:20:05,833
Any second. Any second.
Any second. Any second. Any second.
396
00:20:07,333 --> 00:20:09,041
It's Yes Day!
397
00:20:09,916 --> 00:20:12,416
Everybody, wake up!
398
00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:13,500
All right.
399
00:20:18,125 --> 00:20:20,541
Come on, you sleepyheads. Get up! Come on.
400
00:20:20,625 --> 00:20:24,125
Nando, it's too early.
We have the whole day. Go back to bed.
401
00:20:24,208 --> 00:20:25,041
Mom?
402
00:20:25,125 --> 00:20:26,333
- Having regrets, Mom?
- Mom?
403
00:20:26,416 --> 00:20:28,416
Look, she's so afraid,
she can't even move.
404
00:20:30,375 --> 00:20:31,375
What?
405
00:20:33,791 --> 00:20:35,708
Who's ready for Yes Day? Whoo!
406
00:20:39,958 --> 00:20:41,500
What've you done with our mother?
407
00:20:41,583 --> 00:20:43,791
You know my rule
about no bouncing on the bed?
408
00:20:43,875 --> 00:20:45,000
Wanna bounce on the bed?
409
00:20:45,083 --> 00:20:46,875
- Yes!
- Sure!
410
00:20:47,458 --> 00:20:48,500
Do it! Do it!
411
00:20:48,583 --> 00:20:51,125
I know you're too mature. It's okay. Whoo!
412
00:20:51,208 --> 00:20:53,291
- This is so much fun!
- Nando!
413
00:20:53,375 --> 00:20:54,541
Oh hi!
414
00:20:55,166 --> 00:20:56,458
- Get up!
- No!
415
00:20:56,541 --> 00:20:57,375
Get up!
416
00:20:57,458 --> 00:20:58,541
- Wake up!
- No! Get off!
417
00:20:58,625 --> 00:20:59,708
Yes Day!
418
00:20:59,791 --> 00:21:00,625
Baste!
419
00:21:00,708 --> 00:21:03,083
Sorry, guys, no screen time today.
420
00:21:03,166 --> 00:21:04,958
- Are you serious?
- Sorry, Mama.
421
00:21:05,041 --> 00:21:07,375
The entire day you can't use anything
that has a screen.
422
00:21:07,458 --> 00:21:10,583
That means no cell phones,
no laptops, no iPads, nada.
423
00:21:10,666 --> 00:21:13,375
What? Can I at least tell them
that I'll be off the grid?
424
00:21:13,458 --> 00:21:14,916
- Please?
- I'm not the boss.
425
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:16,291
Okay, fine. You have one minute.
426
00:21:16,375 --> 00:21:18,958
- Starting 30 seconds ago. Come on!
- Okay, okay!
427
00:21:19,041 --> 00:21:23,541
Hey, hey, don't ship the speakers
until I get regulatory approval.
428
00:21:23,625 --> 00:21:26,625
Yeah, the speaker...
You know what? Forget it. I'll text you.
429
00:21:26,708 --> 00:21:27,916
Sorry, Dad. Time's up.
430
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:29,666
You knew to be prepared.
431
00:21:29,750 --> 00:21:31,750
And we are so glad
that you're so prepared.
432
00:21:31,833 --> 00:21:34,458
Ellie wants to get you dressed
and do your hair and makeup.
433
00:21:34,541 --> 00:21:35,958
I have a vision.
434
00:21:36,541 --> 00:21:38,791
Oh, but I have this shirt.
435
00:21:38,875 --> 00:21:40,416
- Sorry.
- Ah.
436
00:21:44,083 --> 00:21:46,458
I'm... I'm glad
you're using your watercolors.
437
00:21:46,541 --> 00:21:47,916
Really get it everywhere.
438
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,208
- That's a great way to blend.
- Yeah.
439
00:21:50,291 --> 00:21:52,291
- Really? You want to use glitter?
- Yep.
440
00:21:52,375 --> 00:21:53,833
Really? She's gonna use glitter?
441
00:21:53,916 --> 00:21:55,916
Should we make you look
as crazy as possible?
442
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:57,041
Yes.
443
00:21:57,125 --> 00:21:59,958
- Should Nando skate in the house?
- Yes.
444
00:22:00,041 --> 00:22:01,791
Do you think we should get a dog?
445
00:22:01,875 --> 00:22:04,791
- Hang on, that's in the future. Nice try.
- Okay.
446
00:22:06,375 --> 00:22:09,083
- Oh yeah! Yeah.
- Yeah! I love it! That is it.
447
00:22:09,166 --> 00:22:10,166
- We love that one.
- No.
448
00:22:13,791 --> 00:22:15,250
No, no, no!
449
00:22:17,833 --> 00:22:20,541
- Still not right!
- Oh, come on, Ellie, that's perfect.
450
00:22:23,250 --> 00:22:24,791
That's the one!
451
00:22:26,333 --> 00:22:29,458
♪ Bum-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-dum ♪
452
00:22:29,541 --> 00:22:31,000
Do you like it, Daddy?
453
00:22:31,083 --> 00:22:34,875
I love it.
This is the best makeover I've ever had.
454
00:22:34,958 --> 00:22:37,125
How many makeovers have you had?
455
00:22:37,208 --> 00:22:38,041
Before this one?
456
00:22:38,125 --> 00:22:38,958
None.
457
00:22:40,833 --> 00:22:42,166
Oh. Nice job, Ellie.
458
00:22:42,250 --> 00:22:43,500
- Thank you.
- What's that?
459
00:22:43,583 --> 00:22:45,583
We made a list of our five big asks.
460
00:22:45,666 --> 00:22:49,375
For the day to be a success,
we have to make it through all five.
461
00:22:49,458 --> 00:22:50,833
I love a list.
462
00:22:50,916 --> 00:22:51,916
Number one!
463
00:22:52,708 --> 00:22:55,250
- Is that Korean?
- Breakfast surprise!
464
00:22:55,333 --> 00:22:57,375
To the Explorer!
465
00:22:57,458 --> 00:22:59,750
- We gotta change first, right?
- No!
466
00:23:00,625 --> 00:23:01,916
- Katie?
- Right?
467
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:03,083
Nope on a rope.
468
00:23:03,166 --> 00:23:06,291
Hey, kids, what is it
with the sparklies around number five?
469
00:23:06,375 --> 00:23:07,583
The main event.
470
00:23:07,666 --> 00:23:10,416
The only thing that
we can tell you about it is nothing.
471
00:23:10,500 --> 00:23:11,375
Not even a hint?
472
00:23:11,458 --> 00:23:13,125
The less you know, the better.
473
00:23:13,208 --> 00:23:15,083
Oh, okay.
474
00:23:15,166 --> 00:23:17,833
I'll be gone for the main event.
I'll be at Fleekfest.
475
00:23:17,916 --> 00:23:19,500
It's gonna be so much fun!
476
00:23:19,583 --> 00:23:23,125
I've been memorizing all the lyrics to
the H-E-R songs, and they're really good.
477
00:23:23,208 --> 00:23:24,083
Mom, it's H.E.R.
478
00:23:24,166 --> 00:23:25,708
Oh, H.E.R.? Okay.
479
00:23:25,791 --> 00:23:27,851
- Who's H.E.R.?
- This is H.E.R. on the radio.
480
00:23:27,875 --> 00:23:29,708
She's the headliner for Fleekfest.
481
00:23:29,791 --> 00:23:32,041
You know,
Katie and my girls' night tonight.
482
00:23:32,125 --> 00:23:33,208
You're not going.
483
00:23:33,291 --> 00:23:36,500
Layla's cousin Julie's taking us.
I told her she could have the ticket.
484
00:23:36,583 --> 00:23:40,583
Oh, you might want to tell Layla's cousin
Julie not to get her hopes up.
485
00:23:40,666 --> 00:23:43,125
Last time I checked, it was a bet,
and I'm gonna win.
486
00:23:43,208 --> 00:23:44,208
No, you're not.
487
00:23:44,291 --> 00:23:45,416
Yeah, I am.
488
00:23:45,500 --> 00:23:48,166
- Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
- No. Not like that.
489
00:23:48,250 --> 00:23:49,750
- So embarrassing.
- Yes. Yes.
490
00:23:56,458 --> 00:24:00,041
- Hi, we're celebrating our first...
- No! You can't tell him it's Yes Day.
491
00:24:00,625 --> 00:24:01,458
Okay.
492
00:24:01,541 --> 00:24:02,666
Oh, coffee.
493
00:24:02,750 --> 00:24:04,333
Ah, breakfast.
494
00:24:04,416 --> 00:24:06,333
Hi. Where's the carnival?
495
00:24:06,416 --> 00:24:07,583
Looks like Burning Man.
496
00:24:07,666 --> 00:24:08,708
What can I get you?
497
00:24:08,791 --> 00:24:10,291
Some acai bowls? Smoothies?
498
00:24:10,375 --> 00:24:12,333
- Yes.
- We'd like that one, please.
499
00:24:12,416 --> 00:24:13,875
The Gut Buster?
500
00:24:13,958 --> 00:24:15,208
Yeah, definitely!
501
00:24:15,291 --> 00:24:16,666
Hey, it's $40.
502
00:24:16,750 --> 00:24:19,291
Not if you finish it in under 30 minutes.
Then it's free.
503
00:24:19,375 --> 00:24:21,666
- That is true.
- What's in the Gut Buster?
504
00:24:21,750 --> 00:24:22,791
Ice cream!
505
00:24:27,583 --> 00:24:30,083
- Oh boy. I wanted a cappuccino.
- Oh my God. Wow.
506
00:24:30,166 --> 00:24:31,625
Are you ready for this?
507
00:24:31,708 --> 00:24:32,892
- Okay.
- Yes!
508
00:24:32,916 --> 00:24:34,796
There's blueberries.
I love blueberries.
509
00:24:34,833 --> 00:24:35,708
I want it.
510
00:24:35,791 --> 00:24:38,916
So you must eat everything
inside the bowl and on the plate,
511
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:41,041
including ice cream, brownies,
waffle cones...
512
00:24:41,125 --> 00:24:41,958
What is this?
513
00:24:42,041 --> 00:24:43,541
Oh, just a standard contract.
514
00:24:43,625 --> 00:24:46,083
And how many people
have lost their eyeballs?
515
00:24:47,083 --> 00:24:49,083
You mean this month? Or all time?
516
00:24:51,125 --> 00:24:51,958
He's a lawyer.
517
00:24:52,041 --> 00:24:53,583
- Oh, is he?
- Yeah, I'm a lawyer.
518
00:24:53,666 --> 00:24:56,166
- You have 30 minutes to finish this.
- Okay, ready.
519
00:24:56,875 --> 00:24:58,208
I am looking forward to this.
520
00:24:58,291 --> 00:25:01,791
Ready, set, go, go, go!
521
00:25:09,375 --> 00:25:12,083
Ellie, go! Ellie, keep eating.
522
00:25:15,791 --> 00:25:18,552
You guys are doing great,
but you have to pick up the pace.
523
00:25:19,250 --> 00:25:21,250
It's a lot of ice cream.
524
00:25:33,500 --> 00:25:35,375
Let's go! Keep it moving!
525
00:25:37,375 --> 00:25:40,833
- Brain freeze!
- Help your brother.
526
00:25:40,916 --> 00:25:44,458
The clown from your birthday party.
Snakes in the toilet. Summer school!
527
00:25:44,541 --> 00:25:46,291
- Scaring's for hiccups.
- Hold his nose!
528
00:25:46,375 --> 00:25:48,458
- Pull hard on your tongue!
- Also for hiccups!
529
00:25:56,416 --> 00:25:57,791
Come on, family!
530
00:26:15,375 --> 00:26:17,625
I can't do this anymore.
It's getting gross.
531
00:26:17,708 --> 00:26:19,916
I'm gonna explode.
532
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:21,083
I'm full.
533
00:26:22,791 --> 00:26:25,291
Jeez, Dad.
You're like a human ice cream vacuum.
534
00:26:26,333 --> 00:26:29,458
I saw him eat like this once
at a HomeTown Buffet when we were dating,
535
00:26:29,541 --> 00:26:31,083
and I knew it would pay off.
536
00:26:31,166 --> 00:26:33,000
I'll take your spoon.
537
00:26:33,083 --> 00:26:35,041
Daddy! Daddy!
538
00:26:35,125 --> 00:26:37,458
Daddy! Daddy! Daddy!
539
00:26:37,541 --> 00:26:39,166
Daddy! Daddy!
540
00:26:39,250 --> 00:26:42,791
Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! Daddy!
541
00:26:42,875 --> 00:26:44,916
Daddy! Daddy! Daddy!
542
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:46,916
Ten, nine,
543
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:49,958
eight, seven, six,
544
00:26:50,041 --> 00:26:54,458
five, four, three, two, one!
545
00:26:56,583 --> 00:26:58,833
Do you believe in miracles!
546
00:27:01,500 --> 00:27:03,375
Are you feeling okay?
547
00:27:03,458 --> 00:27:06,000
- That was so beautiful.
- Is it coming up?
548
00:27:07,958 --> 00:27:11,708
Uh, section 10 of the contract says
vomiting voids the win.
549
00:27:11,791 --> 00:27:15,458
- Keep it down, babe. You can do it.
- Think of the family reputation.
550
00:27:15,541 --> 00:27:16,625
Settle it right down.
551
00:27:16,708 --> 00:27:19,500
Don't think of anything gross,
like beef sticks.
552
00:27:19,583 --> 00:27:21,750
- You can do it.
- It's up to you.
553
00:27:21,833 --> 00:27:22,958
There's a bucket there.
554
00:27:23,041 --> 00:27:24,916
- I'm good.
- He's fine. You got this.
555
00:27:25,666 --> 00:27:27,916
You have to hold it. Ah.
556
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:29,000
Oh.
557
00:27:30,291 --> 00:27:33,250
Well, we're officially losers.
558
00:27:33,333 --> 00:27:35,333
Oh, make it stop.
559
00:27:35,416 --> 00:27:37,666
- I am sorry.
- Yeah, that doesn't sound good.
560
00:27:37,750 --> 00:27:40,541
He didn't throw up! He didn't throw up!
561
00:27:40,625 --> 00:27:42,208
It came out the other end!
562
00:27:47,041 --> 00:27:48,041
You did it!
563
00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:50,666
Okay, kids.
564
00:27:50,750 --> 00:27:53,125
Look at your father. Look at this man.
565
00:27:53,708 --> 00:27:56,333
He is going down as a Yes Day legend.
566
00:27:56,416 --> 00:27:59,000
Yes, but no more food, please, not today.
567
00:27:59,083 --> 00:28:00,541
Dad, it's gonna be super chill.
568
00:28:00,625 --> 00:28:01,625
It's relaxing.
569
00:28:01,708 --> 00:28:02,875
And sanitary.
570
00:28:04,458 --> 00:28:05,666
What could be sanitary?
571
00:28:05,750 --> 00:28:06,750
I don't know.
572
00:28:08,291 --> 00:28:10,250
- Are we buying toilets?
- Oh no.
573
00:28:13,250 --> 00:28:15,916
Oh, now this is what I'm talking about.
574
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:17,958
A car wash is like being reborn.
575
00:28:18,041 --> 00:28:20,125
This is exactly what I needed, kids.
Thank you.
576
00:28:20,208 --> 00:28:21,291
- Yes.
- Yeah.
577
00:28:21,375 --> 00:28:23,000
Yeah. This one's easy.
578
00:28:32,875 --> 00:28:35,541
Hey, guys. One more thing.
579
00:28:35,625 --> 00:28:37,583
- Windows down!
- What?
580
00:28:37,666 --> 00:28:39,458
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa.
- What?
581
00:28:40,041 --> 00:28:41,875
Well, you have to. It's Yes Day.
582
00:28:41,958 --> 00:28:43,416
What do we do?
583
00:28:44,250 --> 00:28:45,666
I don't know. It's your car.
584
00:28:46,166 --> 00:28:50,208
Come on, Mom. You can say it.
One word. Two letters. N-O.
585
00:28:53,458 --> 00:28:54,916
Windows down!
586
00:28:58,458 --> 00:28:59,458
No, no, no, no, no!
587
00:29:04,250 --> 00:29:05,916
Oh my God!
588
00:29:14,791 --> 00:29:15,791
Oh!
589
00:29:18,375 --> 00:29:19,583
Mommy, your makeup!
590
00:29:23,833 --> 00:29:26,041
Yes Day! Oh my gosh!
591
00:29:27,041 --> 00:29:28,458
Yes! Yes! Yes!
592
00:29:28,541 --> 00:29:30,625
Yes Day!
593
00:29:30,708 --> 00:29:32,541
I don't have to shower for a week!
594
00:29:32,625 --> 00:29:34,208
You don't already!
595
00:29:48,416 --> 00:29:51,833
- Will we make it through this day?
- They might be trying to kill us.
596
00:29:54,750 --> 00:29:56,583
Ew. Nando, you're...
597
00:29:57,291 --> 00:29:58,625
- Ugh.
- Gross!
598
00:30:01,041 --> 00:30:03,625
An unexpected plus
of a windows-down car wash,
599
00:30:03,708 --> 00:30:05,333
the mystery smell is finally gone.
600
00:30:05,416 --> 00:30:07,333
I'd love to know where I'm driving.
601
00:30:07,416 --> 00:30:10,291
Oh, sorry, Dad. The rules say
you're not allowed to know.
602
00:30:10,375 --> 00:30:12,125
Stop asking so many questions.
603
00:30:12,208 --> 00:30:14,416
Oh, and, guys, so, new activity,
604
00:30:14,500 --> 00:30:16,083
new clothes.
605
00:30:16,166 --> 00:30:17,708
Here you go, Katie.
606
00:30:17,791 --> 00:30:19,583
And this is for Dad.
607
00:30:19,666 --> 00:30:21,333
Are we starting a dance crew?
608
00:30:21,416 --> 00:30:23,375
You wish we were starting a dance crew.
609
00:30:28,958 --> 00:30:30,478
Seriously, what are we doing?
610
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:34,625
Are those water balloons?
611
00:30:35,458 --> 00:30:36,333
Kablowey!
612
00:30:36,416 --> 00:30:37,736
- Yeah!
- What's Kablowey?
613
00:30:37,791 --> 00:30:41,750
It's capture the flag meets paintball
meets a butt ton of Kool-Aid.
614
00:30:41,833 --> 00:30:45,375
A game Katie learned at camp. We played
once with the kids in the neighborhood.
615
00:30:45,458 --> 00:30:48,750
Yeah, Mom was the first one out.
It was so embarrassing.
616
00:30:48,833 --> 00:30:50,583
Only true warriors survive Kablowey.
617
00:30:50,666 --> 00:30:53,708
- It was a disaster.
- Oh, but not today. Today we'll Kablowey.
618
00:30:53,791 --> 00:30:55,041
- Today we'll Kablowey.
- Yes!
619
00:30:55,125 --> 00:30:58,250
Where did you come up
with all of these people?
620
00:30:58,333 --> 00:31:02,750
We told them there'd be a casting director
for a new, sexy, romantic reality show.
621
00:31:03,333 --> 00:31:04,416
That's you, Mom.
622
00:31:04,500 --> 00:31:06,958
Yeah, Insatiable Island.
623
00:31:08,125 --> 00:31:10,000
Come on, guys. Hey, guys!
624
00:31:10,083 --> 00:31:14,041
Insatiable Island? All right.
I'm in it to win it. Let's do this!
625
00:31:14,833 --> 00:31:15,666
Hey.
626
00:31:15,750 --> 00:31:17,958
Mr. Torres! You're on a Yes Day!
627
00:31:18,041 --> 00:31:21,083
- Way to go!
- Yeah, yeah. What are you doing here?
628
00:31:21,166 --> 00:31:22,875
Nando asked me to be here. Yeah.
629
00:31:22,958 --> 00:31:25,875
- I'm gonna referee.
- You don't know anything about sports.
630
00:31:25,958 --> 00:31:29,541
I don't know anything about sports,
but you can't say no on a Yes Day, right?
631
00:31:29,625 --> 00:31:31,208
Okay, get in your spot.
632
00:31:34,041 --> 00:31:35,666
Any of you jocks scared?
633
00:31:36,208 --> 00:31:37,250
Well, you should be!
634
00:31:37,958 --> 00:31:41,541
Anybody who wants to go home
to their mommy, now's your chance.
635
00:31:41,625 --> 00:31:44,166
Sir?
Who should I give my headshot to, sir?
636
00:31:46,375 --> 00:31:50,500
Sir, I was a runner-up season 12
on The Bachelorette, in case that helps.
637
00:31:50,583 --> 00:31:52,375
I was, uh, season 9.
638
00:31:52,458 --> 00:31:53,458
Season 13.
639
00:31:53,500 --> 00:31:54,333
Whatever!
640
00:31:54,416 --> 00:31:58,708
Each team has a color of flag to protect.
The goal is to catch the other team's flag
641
00:31:58,791 --> 00:32:01,250
without getting hit
by their Kool-Aid balloons.
642
00:32:01,333 --> 00:32:03,458
If you get Kablowey-ed, you're eliminated.
643
00:32:03,958 --> 00:32:06,166
When one team has all the flags,
game's over.
644
00:32:06,250 --> 00:32:08,458
Now, let's play some Kablowey!
645
00:32:09,750 --> 00:32:11,916
- Big Blue! Big Blue!
- What? What?
646
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:13,625
- Break it down.
- What?
647
00:32:13,708 --> 00:32:14,541
Okay.
648
00:32:14,625 --> 00:32:16,875
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
649
00:32:16,958 --> 00:32:18,958
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
650
00:32:19,041 --> 00:32:21,750
That's enough of that.
That's a little awkward for everyone.
651
00:32:21,833 --> 00:32:24,250
All right, guys, here we go.
652
00:32:24,333 --> 00:32:28,166
Get your team's flag
and protect it like it's tots!
653
00:32:28,250 --> 00:32:31,291
On the count of three,
I want you to charge!
654
00:32:31,375 --> 00:32:32,708
Three, two...
655
00:32:32,791 --> 00:32:34,416
Wait. No, I screwed that up. Sorry.
656
00:32:35,333 --> 00:32:37,583
One, two...
657
00:32:39,750 --> 00:32:41,208
three!
658
00:32:53,125 --> 00:32:55,166
Mom's our strongest enemy.
659
00:32:55,250 --> 00:32:57,125
Let's go get her!
660
00:32:59,791 --> 00:33:01,333
Don't worry about red.
661
00:33:01,416 --> 00:33:02,625
My husband's on defense.
662
00:33:02,708 --> 00:33:06,208
Don't worry about green. Katie's smart.
She's gonna go after her dad. Run!
663
00:33:06,291 --> 00:33:08,708
Okay, guys. Okay, just...
Defense is the key. Okay?
664
00:33:08,791 --> 00:33:12,375
Wait out here. Let them eliminate
each other. I know what I'm doing.
665
00:33:12,458 --> 00:33:15,041
Go, go! Red team. Red team.
My dad's team first!
666
00:33:15,125 --> 00:33:16,541
This is gonna be easy.
667
00:33:19,500 --> 00:33:21,375
You with the hair thing, outta here!
668
00:33:24,041 --> 00:33:25,666
You in the headband, you're out!
669
00:33:26,166 --> 00:33:27,958
The other headband.
670
00:33:30,500 --> 00:33:32,583
- Should we take a selfie?
- Yeah, sure.
671
00:33:32,666 --> 00:33:34,833
- Sweet.
- Tag me on Insta, 'kay?
672
00:33:34,958 --> 00:33:38,291
- One, two, three. Insatiable Island!
- Yeah!
673
00:33:43,416 --> 00:33:45,875
Red team, what are you doing?
It's a bloodbath!
674
00:33:45,958 --> 00:33:48,041
Half your team is eliminated!
675
00:33:48,125 --> 00:33:51,625
Hold on. Change of strategy.
Run for your life. Billy, get out of here!
676
00:33:52,583 --> 00:33:54,750
I love the smell
of Kool-Aid in the morning.
677
00:34:03,333 --> 00:34:05,708
Wait a minute.
We're taking too many losses!
678
00:34:05,791 --> 00:34:06,916
You're out!
679
00:34:07,416 --> 00:34:10,375
Too many casualties! Go back! Fall back!
680
00:34:10,458 --> 00:34:11,500
Fall back, team!
681
00:34:12,250 --> 00:34:13,250
New strategy.
682
00:34:13,666 --> 00:34:15,250
Ma'am. Hi, my name's Eric.
683
00:34:15,333 --> 00:34:18,916
- I'm here to make muscles, not friends.
- I'm more shredded. Check this out.
684
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:21,166
I have a very relatable body.
It's great for TV.
685
00:34:21,250 --> 00:34:23,666
For TV. Insatiable Island.
Put your clothes on.
686
00:34:23,750 --> 00:34:25,833
We're getting killed. I need that bag.
687
00:34:26,500 --> 00:34:27,750
Load me up with ammo!
688
00:34:27,833 --> 00:34:29,458
- Get her ammo!
- Bring it!
689
00:34:30,125 --> 00:34:33,291
Blue, who wiped your bottoms
when you were babies?
690
00:34:33,375 --> 00:34:34,625
- My mom!
- Our moms!
691
00:34:34,708 --> 00:34:37,833
- Who tied your shoes when you were babies?
- Our moms!
692
00:34:37,916 --> 00:34:39,458
Fight for your mom!
693
00:34:39,541 --> 00:34:42,000
- Go, Blue!
- Go, Blue!
694
00:34:46,500 --> 00:34:48,000
Nando, look out!
695
00:34:50,375 --> 00:34:51,833
Nice job, Commander Ellie.
696
00:34:51,916 --> 00:34:53,041
Yay!
697
00:34:59,208 --> 00:35:00,416
You're out!
698
00:35:02,583 --> 00:35:03,708
Go!
699
00:35:03,791 --> 00:35:04,708
Do you see them?
700
00:35:04,791 --> 00:35:07,125
Destroy my beautiful children!
701
00:35:07,208 --> 00:35:08,333
Oh.
702
00:35:08,416 --> 00:35:09,875
You are going down!
703
00:35:09,958 --> 00:35:11,583
Oh, this is bad.
704
00:35:11,666 --> 00:35:13,583
You wanted to make me a warrior?
705
00:35:13,666 --> 00:35:15,458
I'm a warrior!
706
00:35:15,541 --> 00:35:17,958
Listen, I think we need to team up
to take her out.
707
00:35:19,041 --> 00:35:19,916
Deal.
708
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:21,125
Is that fair?
709
00:35:21,208 --> 00:35:24,041
All's fair in love and Kablowey.
710
00:35:24,125 --> 00:35:25,375
Go for it.
711
00:35:35,208 --> 00:35:37,250
That was perfect. It's messing her up.
712
00:35:37,333 --> 00:35:39,958
- Yeah.
- Are you playing dirty, Nando?
713
00:35:46,375 --> 00:35:48,500
I don't see her. Where is she?
714
00:35:48,583 --> 00:35:50,125
Do you see which way she went?
715
00:35:50,208 --> 00:35:51,791
No, I didn't. Let's go.
716
00:36:11,583 --> 00:36:12,750
Mom!
717
00:36:14,291 --> 00:36:15,416
Yeah!
718
00:36:15,916 --> 00:36:18,041
Oh wow! You got Kablowey-ed.
719
00:36:26,041 --> 00:36:27,958
- Ah!
- Ha-ha! You're done!
720
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:34,000
Mrs. Torres got the red flag!
721
00:36:34,083 --> 00:36:36,500
If she gets the green flag, she wins!
722
00:36:36,583 --> 00:36:38,541
- How'd you let that happen?
- What?
723
00:36:39,958 --> 00:36:42,250
Hey, Brian,
can I use your phone for a sec?
724
00:36:43,041 --> 00:36:44,833
I just gotta deal with a work thing.
725
00:36:44,916 --> 00:36:47,083
Will you put in
a good word with your wife?
726
00:36:47,166 --> 00:36:48,166
Sure.
727
00:36:48,958 --> 00:36:50,208
Wait. Hold up. Hold up.
728
00:36:51,166 --> 00:36:55,375
Mom, come on. It's over.
You don't even have any balloons left.
729
00:36:57,750 --> 00:37:00,666
Then why is there fear
in your eyes, daughter?
730
00:37:02,083 --> 00:37:05,500
No, no, you have more fear.
731
00:37:06,208 --> 00:37:07,208
Tú.
732
00:37:07,291 --> 00:37:08,375
No. ¡Tú!
733
00:37:08,458 --> 00:37:10,375
- ¡Tú!
- ¡Tú!
734
00:37:10,458 --> 00:37:12,541
Wait!
735
00:37:40,791 --> 00:37:44,000
That's my mom! That's my mom!
736
00:37:44,541 --> 00:37:46,083
Whoo! We did it!
737
00:37:46,166 --> 00:37:47,958
Blue forever!
738
00:37:48,041 --> 00:37:49,666
Whoo!
739
00:37:49,750 --> 00:37:51,208
Yeah!
740
00:37:51,791 --> 00:37:54,583
We shipped the nano-cams?
We don't have clearance yet.
741
00:37:55,083 --> 00:37:56,541
Tell Alan to issue a recall.
742
00:37:56,625 --> 00:37:57,958
- Daddy?
- Honey.
743
00:37:58,833 --> 00:38:01,708
- Were you talking on a phone?
- No. Phone? No, no.
744
00:38:01,791 --> 00:38:06,625
I was just out here looking at...
Taking in the nature. I love nature.
745
00:38:06,708 --> 00:38:09,333
- Well, it looked like you were.
- Nope, I wasn't.
746
00:38:10,333 --> 00:38:11,791
- No.
- Daddy, do you hear that?
747
00:38:11,875 --> 00:38:14,791
- What?
- It must be coming from that bush.
748
00:38:17,500 --> 00:38:19,333
- Oh.
- Oh.
749
00:38:20,291 --> 00:38:22,750
Oh, she fell out of her nest.
750
00:38:22,833 --> 00:38:23,958
Yeah.
751
00:38:26,125 --> 00:38:27,416
We have to put her back.
752
00:38:27,500 --> 00:38:30,041
- What?
- I thought you loved nature.
753
00:38:31,958 --> 00:38:34,041
Yeah, honey, but it's a very tall tree.
754
00:38:34,125 --> 00:38:35,625
If you help the birdie, Daddy,
755
00:38:35,708 --> 00:38:38,333
I won't tell anyone
I saw you talking on a phone.
756
00:38:45,666 --> 00:38:47,791
Wait, wait. Ah.
757
00:38:47,875 --> 00:38:50,500
Come on, Daddy! Hurry up!
758
00:38:59,583 --> 00:39:01,791
Oh, they're a family again, honey.
759
00:39:01,875 --> 00:39:03,833
Yay, Daddy!
760
00:39:03,916 --> 00:39:06,291
It was actually a good idea, honey.
Thank you.
761
00:39:09,833 --> 00:39:11,416
What's this?
762
00:39:11,500 --> 00:39:13,583
She thinks you're stealing her babies!
763
00:39:13,666 --> 00:39:15,541
We were just trying to help!
764
00:39:18,333 --> 00:39:20,541
Ah. Ah!
765
00:39:21,541 --> 00:39:24,041
Allison, baby!
766
00:39:24,125 --> 00:39:26,416
Allison!
767
00:39:26,500 --> 00:39:29,125
- Come down, Daddy!
- I'm coming down, honey!
768
00:39:31,791 --> 00:39:34,125
Ooh. You okay, Daddy?
769
00:39:35,750 --> 00:39:36,750
Yeah, honey.
770
00:39:38,083 --> 00:39:40,583
I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay.
771
00:39:42,666 --> 00:39:43,666
I'm okay.
772
00:39:45,666 --> 00:39:47,500
Oh my God! Stop!
773
00:39:47,583 --> 00:39:49,166
Stop! Call your mom!
774
00:39:49,250 --> 00:39:52,916
Wow, that was amazing.
775
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:54,875
See? I'm not always a fun killer.
776
00:39:54,958 --> 00:39:56,500
Well, not today you aren't.
777
00:39:57,750 --> 00:40:00,291
Mom, there's no way
you'll make it through the day.
778
00:40:00,375 --> 00:40:03,125
- I'm still saying yes, aren't I?
- Call 911!
779
00:40:05,583 --> 00:40:07,000
- Allison!
- Is that Dad?
780
00:40:08,125 --> 00:40:08,958
Yup, that's him.
781
00:40:11,250 --> 00:40:13,958
Your brother's taking you
to get dry ice, right?
782
00:40:14,041 --> 00:40:17,125
We're good. By the way,
so many people are coming tonight.
783
00:40:17,208 --> 00:40:18,541
It's gonna be awesome.
784
00:40:18,625 --> 00:40:19,916
Fantastic.
785
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:21,958
Are you sure you need
that much baking soda?
786
00:40:22,041 --> 00:40:24,000
Yeah, it's a better catalyst.
787
00:40:24,083 --> 00:40:26,666
Trust me. I'm an expert on catalysts now.
788
00:40:26,750 --> 00:40:29,875
- Allison! Call 911!
- I'll have to call you right back.
789
00:40:34,083 --> 00:40:35,958
Call 911!
790
00:40:39,541 --> 00:40:42,833
We need a doctor, stat!
There's been a horrific bird attack.
791
00:40:42,916 --> 00:40:44,333
What? Do I have rabies?
792
00:40:44,416 --> 00:40:48,458
No, this hospital sucks, so I exaggerated
a little to goose 'em. No pun intended.
793
00:40:48,541 --> 00:40:51,375
- She's kidding. You're kidding, right?
- Sure.
794
00:40:51,458 --> 00:40:52,541
Here's a waiting room.
795
00:40:52,625 --> 00:40:54,125
- Katie, you are in charge.
- Okay.
796
00:40:54,208 --> 00:40:56,833
Everybody stay with her,
so I can find you later.
797
00:40:56,916 --> 00:40:59,375
- Hurry up! Hurry up! Hurry up!
- Stay. It's okay.
798
00:40:59,458 --> 00:41:01,791
Okay, Mr. Torres, you can relax.
799
00:41:01,875 --> 00:41:04,208
The scratches are superficial.
You'll be fine.
800
00:41:04,291 --> 00:41:08,500
Oh good. So no concussion,
no rabies, no bruises? He's good to go?
801
00:41:08,583 --> 00:41:09,416
He's in the clear.
802
00:41:09,500 --> 00:41:11,583
- I'll send in a nurse to discharge you.
- Thank you.
803
00:41:12,583 --> 00:41:15,250
- You're okay. That's great.
- Yeah.
804
00:41:15,333 --> 00:41:17,666
I will get the kids,
and you take your time.
805
00:41:20,208 --> 00:41:23,833
Honey, I hate to be a party pooper,
but my body's done.
806
00:41:23,916 --> 00:41:25,750
Can we finish this another day, please?
807
00:41:27,208 --> 00:41:28,208
Really?
808
00:41:28,916 --> 00:41:29,916
Yeah.
809
00:41:30,500 --> 00:41:33,833
Yeah, I guess if you're not feeling well,
of course we'll go home.
810
00:41:33,916 --> 00:41:35,791
- Thank you.
- Gosh.
811
00:41:35,875 --> 00:41:38,250
Maybe I'll pop by the office,
then go home and crash.
812
00:41:38,333 --> 00:41:40,250
- Sorry. What'd you say?
- Hm?
813
00:41:41,875 --> 00:41:44,416
Maybe I'll pop by the office.
814
00:41:44,500 --> 00:41:48,666
So you don't feel well enough
to finish this day for our family,
815
00:41:48,750 --> 00:41:51,375
but you do feel well enough
to pop by the office.
816
00:41:51,458 --> 00:41:54,625
It's a little crisis
that happened this morning.
817
00:41:54,708 --> 00:41:58,625
Carlos, you want to cancel this day,
that's your choice,
818
00:41:58,708 --> 00:42:00,041
but you're telling the kids.
819
00:42:00,125 --> 00:42:02,375
It's your turn to be the bad guy.
820
00:42:08,208 --> 00:42:10,416
Oh, Mrs. T. Hey, get this.
821
00:42:10,500 --> 00:42:14,208
I told Karen I'd give her a Yes Day,
and she doesn't even want it.
822
00:42:14,291 --> 00:42:17,208
We have an ambulance with a siren.
823
00:42:17,291 --> 00:42:18,750
Think of the possibilities.
824
00:42:18,833 --> 00:42:20,833
Grow up, Jean. Seriously.
825
00:42:22,750 --> 00:42:24,500
How about you lighten up, Karen?
826
00:42:24,583 --> 00:42:26,083
Take a chill pill.
827
00:42:27,875 --> 00:42:29,083
Are you okay?
828
00:42:29,166 --> 00:42:33,000
Yeah, I... I just got into a fight
with my husband.
829
00:42:33,083 --> 00:42:35,166
Ah, and you want me to beat him up?
830
00:42:35,250 --> 00:42:37,208
No, nothing like that.
831
00:42:37,291 --> 00:42:38,541
Give him a wedgie?
832
00:42:38,625 --> 00:42:42,375
No, no. It's just that today was
the first day in, like, a year
833
00:42:42,458 --> 00:42:45,125
where I felt like
we were really in it together.
834
00:42:45,208 --> 00:42:48,291
- Yeah.
- And then he just had to go and be a wuss.
835
00:42:48,375 --> 00:42:49,291
Sounds like Karen.
836
00:42:49,375 --> 00:42:53,416
She's mad because I took our life savings
and bought a fleet of ambulances.
837
00:42:53,500 --> 00:42:55,458
I barely know how to drive this one.
838
00:42:55,541 --> 00:42:57,416
But you can't force people to change.
839
00:42:57,500 --> 00:42:59,125
You gotta do what works for you,
840
00:42:59,208 --> 00:43:02,208
and he can either join the party,
or it's his loss. You know?
841
00:43:02,291 --> 00:43:04,000
That's so true.
842
00:43:06,083 --> 00:43:07,083
Oh.
843
00:43:07,125 --> 00:43:08,041
Hey, guys.
844
00:43:08,125 --> 00:43:09,958
Honey, can I talk to you for a second?
845
00:43:10,583 --> 00:43:11,583
Yeah.
846
00:43:14,833 --> 00:43:16,208
Look, I... I feel real bad.
847
00:43:16,291 --> 00:43:18,125
I don't want to be the spoiler here.
848
00:43:18,208 --> 00:43:21,208
Well, don't feel bad.
You are not the spoiler. You do you.
849
00:43:21,291 --> 00:43:23,583
You can either come to this party or not.
850
00:43:23,666 --> 00:43:24,666
Okay?
851
00:43:25,291 --> 00:43:28,791
Hey guys, let me see what you got.
Big ask number four. Let me see.
852
00:43:28,875 --> 00:43:32,250
Okay, number four. Putts N' Stuff.
853
00:43:32,333 --> 00:43:34,333
That'd be very cool.
We'd have a great time.
854
00:43:34,416 --> 00:43:36,375
But it does not compare
855
00:43:37,125 --> 00:43:38,458
to Magic Mountain!
856
00:43:38,541 --> 00:43:39,666
- What?
- Whoo!
857
00:43:40,875 --> 00:43:42,958
But wait. What about the distance rule?
858
00:43:43,041 --> 00:43:44,958
I've decided to make an exception.
859
00:43:45,041 --> 00:43:47,250
And your dad has something
he wants to say.
860
00:43:50,291 --> 00:43:51,291
Go ahead, Dad.
861
00:43:53,250 --> 00:43:55,333
Well, guys, I'm feeling, um...
862
00:43:55,416 --> 00:43:57,166
I'm... I'm feeling a little...
863
00:43:59,125 --> 00:44:00,708
I'm feeling a little bit sick.
864
00:44:01,333 --> 00:44:02,166
You're sick?
865
00:44:02,250 --> 00:44:03,416
Are you going home?
866
00:44:08,916 --> 00:44:12,625
I think I might be coming down
with Magic Mountain fever!
867
00:44:12,708 --> 00:44:14,291
Whoo!
868
00:44:16,083 --> 00:44:18,166
- But how are we gonna get there?
- Yeah.
869
00:44:18,250 --> 00:44:22,041
Because the SUV is at the Kablowey field,
and even with traffic, it'll take forever.
870
00:44:22,125 --> 00:44:24,458
Uh, duh. It's Yes Day!
871
00:44:27,708 --> 00:44:30,541
Are we ready
for some roller coaster madness?
872
00:44:30,625 --> 00:44:32,166
- Yes!
- Yeah!
873
00:44:32,250 --> 00:44:35,041
Just so we're clear,
if an emergency comes in,
874
00:44:35,125 --> 00:44:37,458
I gotta leave you on the side of the road.
875
00:44:37,541 --> 00:44:38,833
Whoa!
876
00:44:38,916 --> 00:44:41,125
- What if we're the emergency?
- Oh God.
877
00:44:41,208 --> 00:44:42,791
Good one.
878
00:44:44,875 --> 00:44:47,250
Oh boy. Hold on.
879
00:44:47,750 --> 00:44:51,833
All right, you guys can make fun of me
if you want, but I brought clean clothes.
880
00:44:51,916 --> 00:44:53,333
- Oh my gosh!
- Just in case!
881
00:44:53,416 --> 00:44:55,791
- Thank you so much, Mom.
- That is a nice mom.
882
00:44:55,875 --> 00:44:58,166
I know you hate when I dress you.
I took a stab.
883
00:44:58,250 --> 00:45:00,375
Beats smelling like Kool-Aid, so...
884
00:45:00,458 --> 00:45:01,708
Whoa!
885
00:45:01,791 --> 00:45:03,458
It's Magic Mountain, baby!
886
00:45:03,541 --> 00:45:05,333
Whoa!
887
00:45:05,416 --> 00:45:07,500
Eyes on the road, please.
888
00:45:07,583 --> 00:45:08,791
Got it. My bad.
889
00:45:18,958 --> 00:45:20,583
Attention, park visitors.
890
00:45:20,666 --> 00:45:24,375
The Torres family is here
for this Yes Day,
891
00:45:24,458 --> 00:45:28,166
and I want you to say yes
and you to say yes. That is right.
892
00:45:28,250 --> 00:45:34,125
It's all about those yeses,
so get ready for some fun!
893
00:45:36,750 --> 00:45:40,583
Okay, guys. Can someone bring me a snack?
894
00:45:40,666 --> 00:45:41,791
You gotta say yes.
895
00:45:43,166 --> 00:45:45,083
♪ So good ♪
896
00:45:45,166 --> 00:45:46,708
♪ So good ♪
897
00:45:46,791 --> 00:45:48,375
♪ So good ♪
898
00:45:48,458 --> 00:45:50,875
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
899
00:45:51,916 --> 00:45:53,416
♪ The starting line ♪
900
00:45:53,916 --> 00:45:55,541
♪ Batting gloves ♪
901
00:45:55,625 --> 00:45:57,291
♪ Ready for business ♪
902
00:45:57,375 --> 00:45:59,791
♪ Who's gonna apply, you're in love ♪
903
00:45:59,875 --> 00:46:01,541
♪ Just a flash ♪
904
00:46:01,625 --> 00:46:03,583
♪ A passing phase ♪
905
00:46:03,666 --> 00:46:07,666
♪ A fleeting moment that's gone
At the end of the day ♪
906
00:46:07,750 --> 00:46:09,666
♪ Just momentary... ♪
907
00:46:10,166 --> 00:46:12,208
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
908
00:46:13,416 --> 00:46:17,458
Why did I say yes to this, Katie?
909
00:46:19,416 --> 00:46:21,208
♪ I feel good ♪
910
00:46:21,291 --> 00:46:23,166
♪ Won't die young ♪
911
00:46:23,250 --> 00:46:24,875
♪ I feel good ♪
912
00:46:25,458 --> 00:46:27,166
♪ One last song ♪
913
00:46:31,541 --> 00:46:33,583
♪ You light it up ♪
914
00:46:33,666 --> 00:46:35,500
♪ Kiss it away ♪
915
00:46:35,583 --> 00:46:36,916
♪ Climbing forever ♪
916
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:39,916
♪ Slide down the fire escape ♪
917
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:41,875
♪ You recognize ♪
918
00:46:41,958 --> 00:46:43,458
♪ An open door ♪
919
00:46:43,541 --> 00:46:44,958
♪ Scream out the letters ♪
920
00:46:45,041 --> 00:46:47,750
♪ And count on the world to be yours ♪
921
00:46:47,833 --> 00:46:49,625
♪ It's legendary ♪
922
00:46:49,708 --> 00:46:51,541
♪ Won't fade away ♪
923
00:46:51,625 --> 00:46:53,000
♪ Ciao bella bella ♪
924
00:46:53,083 --> 00:46:54,958
♪ Come on ♪
925
00:46:55,041 --> 00:46:56,041
♪ I feel ♪
926
00:46:56,666 --> 00:46:57,666
♪ I feel ♪
927
00:46:58,625 --> 00:47:01,291
♪ I feel good ♪
928
00:47:01,375 --> 00:47:02,875
♪ Is that so wrong? ♪
929
00:47:02,958 --> 00:47:05,083
♪ I feel good ♪
930
00:47:05,166 --> 00:47:06,916
♪ All night long ♪
931
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:08,625
♪ I feel good ♪
932
00:47:09,416 --> 00:47:10,916
♪ One more song ♪
933
00:47:13,375 --> 00:47:15,083
♪ I feel good ♪
934
00:47:15,166 --> 00:47:16,791
♪ So good ♪
935
00:47:16,875 --> 00:47:18,666
♪ So good ♪
936
00:47:18,750 --> 00:47:20,916
♪ So good ♪
937
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:22,083
Okay.
938
00:47:23,041 --> 00:47:25,833
- Great. There you go, honey.
- Thank you.
939
00:47:25,916 --> 00:47:29,041
It's really nice to get out of the house,
with everyone.
940
00:47:29,125 --> 00:47:32,000
And we have to do it more
'cause you are growing up.
941
00:47:32,083 --> 00:47:33,500
We have to take advantage.
942
00:47:34,041 --> 00:47:36,333
I'm gonna get cotton candy. You want some?
943
00:47:36,416 --> 00:47:37,916
No. Thanks, honey.
944
00:47:41,416 --> 00:47:43,291
Oh, hey, Katie. Your... Your...
945
00:47:52,791 --> 00:47:53,791
Great.
946
00:48:00,625 --> 00:48:02,666
I need you to text Layla right away
947
00:48:02,750 --> 00:48:05,500
that her cousin isn't taking you
to Fleekfest. Your mother is.
948
00:48:05,583 --> 00:48:06,958
What?
949
00:48:07,041 --> 00:48:09,333
- Stay here with your sister. Okay?
- Okay.
950
00:48:10,041 --> 00:48:12,708
She's trying to hook you up
with some older guys.
951
00:48:12,791 --> 00:48:15,291
- Why were you checking my phone?
- You left it there.
952
00:48:15,375 --> 00:48:18,750
You're overreacting
because I can't control what Layla sends.
953
00:48:18,833 --> 00:48:23,458
She was responding to a text you sent.
"Guys at my school are so boring."
954
00:48:23,541 --> 00:48:24,583
You were snooping.
955
00:48:24,666 --> 00:48:27,125
Once I saw the picture,
yeah, I opened your phone.
956
00:48:27,208 --> 00:48:29,041
Dad, can you please back me up here?
957
00:48:29,125 --> 00:48:31,875
I know you want your independence.
I get that I'm the bummer,
958
00:48:32,583 --> 00:48:34,208
but let me be clear, Katie.
959
00:48:34,791 --> 00:48:37,625
If I don't take you
to the concert tonight, you aren't going.
960
00:48:40,083 --> 00:48:43,375
- I'm done with Yes Day. I'm done.
- Oh, well, you're grounded.
961
00:48:45,291 --> 00:48:48,375
I can't believe I let you fool me into
thinking you actually changed.
962
00:48:48,458 --> 00:48:49,666
You really don't trust me.
963
00:48:49,750 --> 00:48:52,125
It isn't about trust.
It's about being your parent.
964
00:48:52,208 --> 00:48:53,666
Please, give me a break.
965
00:48:54,500 --> 00:48:57,833
What's happening is I don't need you
anymore, and you can't handle it.
966
00:48:57,916 --> 00:48:59,250
Katerina.
967
00:48:59,333 --> 00:49:00,333
Enough.
968
00:49:01,333 --> 00:49:02,733
Take your siblings to the carousel.
969
00:49:03,500 --> 00:49:04,333
Go now.
970
00:49:12,791 --> 00:49:13,916
Guys, come on.
971
00:49:15,625 --> 00:49:17,958
- Where are we going?
- Carousel.
972
00:49:26,875 --> 00:49:28,583
This is the best day ever!
973
00:49:28,666 --> 00:49:30,625
- Yay!
- Yay!
974
00:49:30,708 --> 00:49:32,500
- Yay!
- Yay!
975
00:49:32,583 --> 00:49:34,000
- Yay!
- Yay!
976
00:49:34,083 --> 00:49:35,416
Don't you guys get it?
977
00:49:36,291 --> 00:49:39,375
Mom and Dad are just using this day
to take control of us.
978
00:49:39,458 --> 00:49:41,000
They think by giving us a Yes Day,
979
00:49:41,083 --> 00:49:43,125
we'll do what they want
for the rest of our lives.
980
00:49:43,208 --> 00:49:44,208
Nuh-uh.
981
00:49:44,250 --> 00:49:45,625
Yeah, nuh-uh.
982
00:49:45,708 --> 00:49:47,916
It's all a big con.
983
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:51,500
If today's just a big con, I hope
I get conned for the rest of my life.
984
00:49:51,583 --> 00:49:52,875
Yeah. Me too.
985
00:49:55,208 --> 00:49:57,583
Cardinal rule.
I shouldn't have looked at her phone.
986
00:49:57,666 --> 00:49:58,791
No wonder she was mad.
987
00:49:58,875 --> 00:50:01,458
But it was right there,
and there was a picture of a boy.
988
00:50:02,708 --> 00:50:04,541
Ugh, I hate when she hates me.
989
00:50:04,625 --> 00:50:07,958
She doesn't hate you.
She's just individuating.
990
00:50:08,041 --> 00:50:10,541
Individuating? It's annoying.
991
00:50:10,625 --> 00:50:13,541
I just hope she understands
that it all comes from a place of love.
992
00:50:13,625 --> 00:50:15,375
- I know.
- Don't you?
993
00:50:15,458 --> 00:50:17,458
She's just our little girl.
994
00:50:17,541 --> 00:50:18,791
She's not that little.
995
00:50:22,041 --> 00:50:23,041
Look at that gorilla.
996
00:50:23,083 --> 00:50:25,916
It looks like the one
Katie used to walk around with.
997
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:27,666
She called him "Mr. Golilla."
998
00:50:27,750 --> 00:50:30,250
Oh yeah,
I remember it got really filthy.
999
00:50:30,333 --> 00:50:32,458
Well, yeah, it had its own car seat.
1000
00:50:32,541 --> 00:50:33,708
We took it everywhere,
1001
00:50:33,791 --> 00:50:35,750
and she was so cute with her pigtails
1002
00:50:35,833 --> 00:50:37,958
and her overalls
and a heart on the pocket.
1003
00:50:38,041 --> 00:50:38,875
Yeah.
1004
00:50:38,958 --> 00:50:41,041
Back when she loved me
and was my little buddy.
1005
00:50:41,125 --> 00:50:41,958
I know.
1006
00:50:42,041 --> 00:50:45,000
- What do you say? You wanna play?
- No, it's fine. Thank you.
1007
00:50:45,500 --> 00:50:48,416
Carlos, I wanna play.
I'm gonna win Katie that gorilla.
1008
00:50:48,500 --> 00:50:50,416
- Then she won't be mean to me.
- You sure?
1009
00:50:51,208 --> 00:50:52,250
- Hi.
- Hi.
1010
00:50:52,333 --> 00:50:54,291
I would like to win that, please.
1011
00:50:54,375 --> 00:50:56,041
You'll have to beat this nice lady.
1012
00:50:56,125 --> 00:50:58,416
Oh, okay. Hi. How are you?
1013
00:50:58,916 --> 00:51:02,875
I need to win this pink gorilla
for my daughter, Katie. We're in a fight.
1014
00:51:02,958 --> 00:51:05,625
What if...
What if I want to win that gorilla?
1015
00:51:05,708 --> 00:51:07,625
I already have
the blue and brown gorillas.
1016
00:51:07,708 --> 00:51:08,875
Now I need a pink one.
1017
00:51:09,458 --> 00:51:12,958
Oh. Well, just go easy on me, okay?
Just, girl code.
1018
00:51:13,666 --> 00:51:16,916
- Katie's not five years old anymore, okay?
- I know she's not.
1019
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:18,208
When she sees the gorilla,
1020
00:51:18,291 --> 00:51:21,291
she'll know I'm her mama
and remember everything I've done for her.
1021
00:51:21,375 --> 00:51:22,708
All right, ready?
1022
00:51:22,791 --> 00:51:26,291
- I think that we should go.
- Don't distract me. I'm on a mission.
1023
00:51:26,375 --> 00:51:27,625
Ready?
1024
00:51:27,708 --> 00:51:29,208
Toss!
1025
00:51:34,458 --> 00:51:35,541
You're going down, lady.
1026
00:51:38,166 --> 00:51:39,500
Ooh, it's so close!
1027
00:51:39,583 --> 00:51:42,125
This is for driving her retainer
three hours to camp.
1028
00:51:43,250 --> 00:51:45,166
This is for peeing every time I sneeze.
1029
00:51:45,250 --> 00:51:47,750
- Will you be quiet?
- Okay, let's be good sports.
1030
00:51:47,833 --> 00:51:50,166
This is for making me
sleep-train you three times.
1031
00:51:50,250 --> 00:51:51,250
Shut up!
1032
00:51:52,916 --> 00:51:55,291
- It's for my daughter, Katie!
- Quiet!
1033
00:51:58,208 --> 00:52:00,500
I did it. Don't mess with Mama.
1034
00:52:00,583 --> 00:52:02,958
No. No, no.
1035
00:52:03,041 --> 00:52:04,083
I won.
1036
00:52:04,166 --> 00:52:07,000
What? I just won.
I've never won anything. I just won.
1037
00:52:07,083 --> 00:52:08,625
No, I won by, like, a nose.
1038
00:52:08,708 --> 00:52:09,750
Ah.
1039
00:52:09,833 --> 00:52:11,291
Come on. We all saw it. She won.
1040
00:52:11,375 --> 00:52:12,750
It was me. I won.
1041
00:52:12,833 --> 00:52:14,333
- Miss Cheetah?
- What?
1042
00:52:14,416 --> 00:52:17,250
Can you tell her that I clearly won?
I was like a sniper.
1043
00:52:17,750 --> 00:52:20,291
I am a freaking sniper, okay?
1044
00:52:20,375 --> 00:52:23,250
- No, you are not. I won that gorilla!
- Honey!
1045
00:52:24,291 --> 00:52:26,708
- I'm staying out of this.
- It's not worth it!
1046
00:52:26,791 --> 00:52:28,041
This is my gorilla!
1047
00:52:28,125 --> 00:52:30,375
You cheating suburban soccer mom!
1048
00:52:30,458 --> 00:52:34,583
Hey! No, don't do this!
I got tickets here. Play again, okay?
1049
00:52:34,666 --> 00:52:38,000
I shouldn't have to win it again.
You're a lawyer. You know about justice!
1050
00:52:39,875 --> 00:52:40,958
That's my wife!
1051
00:52:41,875 --> 00:52:43,000
Get down!
1052
00:52:43,083 --> 00:52:44,083
Security!
1053
00:52:44,666 --> 00:52:45,791
You...
1054
00:52:46,750 --> 00:52:48,916
No! Lady, please, no!
1055
00:52:49,875 --> 00:52:51,500
Calm down!
1056
00:52:52,166 --> 00:52:55,166
Why does this keep happening to me? Honey.
1057
00:52:55,250 --> 00:52:56,791
For my baby, give me the "golilla."
1058
00:52:56,875 --> 00:53:00,750
If you are such a great mother,
then where are your kids?
1059
00:53:05,125 --> 00:53:06,000
No!
1060
00:53:06,083 --> 00:53:08,208
Don't talk to me about my kids!
1061
00:53:08,291 --> 00:53:09,416
Let go, lady!
1062
00:53:09,500 --> 00:53:11,559
- Carlos, get this "golilla" for me!
- Let go!
1063
00:53:11,583 --> 00:53:12,625
Is that all you got?
1064
00:53:12,708 --> 00:53:13,833
It's for my baby!
1065
00:53:16,291 --> 00:53:19,875
- Where is that woman? Where is the...
- No, honey, stop! No, you...
1066
00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:27,000
- Who's watching our kids?
- I love the law. It's why I'm a lawyer.
1067
00:53:27,083 --> 00:53:29,351
- Profile.
- Ellie usually has a snack around now.
1068
00:53:29,375 --> 00:53:31,309
- Thumb.
- But there are laws, and laws.
1069
00:53:31,333 --> 00:53:34,625
- Ma'am?
- There are organic smoothies in my bag.
1070
00:53:34,708 --> 00:53:36,250
- Stand still, please.
- Oh.
1071
00:53:37,333 --> 00:53:38,875
- Can I do that again?
- Chin up.
1072
00:53:39,375 --> 00:53:40,375
Go ahead, Antonio.
1073
00:53:42,916 --> 00:53:46,333
I put the picture of the bad guy
right here so that I will find you.
1074
00:53:46,416 --> 00:53:48,791
- Whatever you look like.
- Can you make him bald?
1075
00:53:48,875 --> 00:53:50,208
Oh, I don't know. Can I
1076
00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:53,000
make him bald? You know what I'm saying?
1077
00:53:53,083 --> 00:53:54,125
He looks like you.
1078
00:53:54,208 --> 00:53:55,333
Wait, what?
1079
00:53:55,416 --> 00:53:56,250
I want a beard.
1080
00:53:56,333 --> 00:53:57,458
Me too, you know?
1081
00:53:57,541 --> 00:54:00,583
Oh, you mean... Oh, yes.
Sorry. I should've known. Uh...
1082
00:54:00,666 --> 00:54:02,666
Let's see.
1083
00:54:02,750 --> 00:54:05,184
- Nice soul patch, brother. Snap it. Okay?
- Thank you.
1084
00:54:05,208 --> 00:54:06,333
Do you have mohawks?
1085
00:54:06,416 --> 00:54:07,851
- I do.
- Give him a mohawk.
1086
00:54:07,875 --> 00:54:09,666
Okay, wait. Uh, ha, ha!
1087
00:54:09,750 --> 00:54:11,375
Can you make him a pirate?
1088
00:54:11,458 --> 00:54:13,458
Oh, that's too elaborate, you know?
1089
00:54:13,541 --> 00:54:15,625
It would take a really awesome officer to...
1090
00:54:15,708 --> 00:54:16,916
- Uh-oh.
- Whoa!
1091
00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:19,000
Captain Poopypants right here.
1092
00:54:19,083 --> 00:54:20,583
Pirate Town. Pirate Town.
1093
00:54:20,666 --> 00:54:22,625
I mean, it was your gorilla, honey.
1094
00:54:22,708 --> 00:54:25,250
- Thank you. It was my gorilla.
- Yes.
1095
00:54:25,333 --> 00:54:26,958
I hope you're happy, ya cheater.
1096
00:54:29,666 --> 00:54:32,708
You know what, honey? I don't think
you're mad about the gorilla.
1097
00:54:32,791 --> 00:54:33,791
Really?
1098
00:54:34,458 --> 00:54:35,666
Watching you with Katie...
1099
00:54:37,500 --> 00:54:38,416
You're amazing.
1100
00:54:38,500 --> 00:54:39,666
Hm.
1101
00:54:39,750 --> 00:54:41,000
That's being a parent.
1102
00:54:43,375 --> 00:54:46,083
All I've done is
force you to do the hard stuff, right?
1103
00:54:48,416 --> 00:54:50,250
You don't need help from a Yes Day.
1104
00:54:51,708 --> 00:54:53,208
What you need is a partner.
1105
00:54:54,416 --> 00:54:56,166
That's what I'll be from now on,
1106
00:54:56,833 --> 00:54:57,833
your partner.
1107
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:01,375
I love you, my love.
1108
00:55:01,458 --> 00:55:04,416
Me too, my love. So much.
1109
00:55:11,500 --> 00:55:14,666
Come on. Hey! Good news.
We're getting out of your hair.
1110
00:55:14,750 --> 00:55:18,291
- Nana and Pop-Pop came to take us home.
- Those are cute nicknames.
1111
00:55:18,375 --> 00:55:22,208
And really quickly,
I just wanted to say how sorry I am
1112
00:55:22,291 --> 00:55:25,791
that you had to meet our parents this way.
They really are good people,
1113
00:55:25,875 --> 00:55:26,875
just bad judgment.
1114
00:55:26,916 --> 00:55:28,958
Oh, it's not your fault. You hear me?
1115
00:55:29,041 --> 00:55:31,250
Where is Nana and Pop-Pop?
1116
00:55:31,333 --> 00:55:32,166
What?
1117
00:55:32,250 --> 00:55:34,000
So where is Nana and Pop-Pop?
1118
00:55:34,708 --> 00:55:37,458
They're waiting in the car.
Yeah, they're waiting in the car.
1119
00:55:37,541 --> 00:55:39,166
Our Pop-Pop's sciatica...
1120
00:55:40,041 --> 00:55:41,041
really bad flareup.
1121
00:55:41,083 --> 00:55:44,708
Oh Dios mío, no. Oh my God.
That sounds terrible. I am so sorry.
1122
00:55:44,791 --> 00:55:47,791
- He's brave. Don't make him wait.
- We're gonna go. Thank you.
1123
00:55:47,875 --> 00:55:49,958
I will sign you guys out. Best of luck.
1124
00:55:50,041 --> 00:55:51,416
Thank you. Bye.
1125
00:55:51,500 --> 00:55:53,458
I'll be lonely without you,
but don't worry.
1126
00:55:53,541 --> 00:55:54,916
I have other friends.
1127
00:55:58,041 --> 00:55:58,875
Hey, Julie.
1128
00:55:58,958 --> 00:55:59,833
Hey.
1129
00:55:59,916 --> 00:56:03,041
Dude, I cannot believe
your parents are in jail.
1130
00:56:03,125 --> 00:56:04,125
It's crazy, right?
1131
00:56:04,625 --> 00:56:06,750
Are we really just gonna
leave Mom and Dad?
1132
00:56:07,500 --> 00:56:10,458
It's not our fault
they got put in the clink on our Yes Day.
1133
00:56:10,541 --> 00:56:13,041
But we're not supposed
to get rides from strangers.
1134
00:56:13,125 --> 00:56:15,125
Okay, well, you guys know Layla,
1135
00:56:15,208 --> 00:56:17,125
and Julie is Layla's cousin.
1136
00:56:18,208 --> 00:56:20,541
I mean, look, they even put in a car seat.
1137
00:56:20,625 --> 00:56:22,166
Think of the upside to this.
1138
00:56:22,250 --> 00:56:24,750
Now your big main event
can be even bigger.
1139
00:56:32,375 --> 00:56:34,333
- Awesome.
- What is this?
1140
00:56:34,416 --> 00:56:36,458
What's with all the tubes and buckets?
1141
00:56:36,541 --> 00:56:39,333
- It's just a nerd party. Hey, guys!
- Nando!
1142
00:56:39,416 --> 00:56:42,250
I feel like this is something
that we should have talked...
1143
00:56:42,333 --> 00:56:45,083
Hey, wait up!
Let's get the party started!
1144
00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:03,875
You look pretty!
1145
00:57:04,500 --> 00:57:05,500
Thanks, Ellie.
1146
00:57:10,083 --> 00:57:11,250
I can't go.
1147
00:57:11,333 --> 00:57:12,333
What?
1148
00:57:12,416 --> 00:57:13,416
I can't go.
1149
00:57:13,791 --> 00:57:16,625
I'm sorry. I can't leave them.
What if something happens?
1150
00:57:16,708 --> 00:57:18,708
I'm the oldest. It's my responsibility.
1151
00:57:18,791 --> 00:57:22,166
But you've wanted
to go to this concert forever.
1152
00:57:22,250 --> 00:57:25,416
And we're gonna be fine.
We won't make poor decisions. Promise.
1153
00:57:26,916 --> 00:57:28,916
Promise to text me if something happens?
1154
00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:30,833
Absolutely.
1155
00:57:30,916 --> 00:57:33,083
Come on, Katie.
The guys are already there.
1156
00:57:40,416 --> 00:57:42,208
Okay. Okay.
1157
00:57:42,291 --> 00:57:43,416
Be safe, please.
1158
00:57:44,916 --> 00:57:46,875
- Are the kids okay?
- Yes.
1159
00:57:46,958 --> 00:57:48,708
And I have some phenomenal news.
1160
00:57:48,791 --> 00:57:50,250
The park's not pressing charges.
1161
00:57:50,333 --> 00:57:51,333
- Thank God.
- Yes!
1162
00:57:51,375 --> 00:57:55,250
They looked at some security footage,
and it turns out you did win the gorilla.
1163
00:57:55,958 --> 00:57:58,625
I knew it.
I knew I won this gorilla. I knew I...
1164
00:57:58,708 --> 00:57:59,708
Okay.
1165
00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:05,125
- Does she get to go too?
- In a little bit.
1166
00:58:05,208 --> 00:58:06,208
Oh.
1167
00:58:07,166 --> 00:58:09,125
Oh gosh. Here, you have it.
1168
00:58:09,208 --> 00:58:10,458
You take the "golilla."
1169
00:58:10,541 --> 00:58:12,541
You won it fair and square.
1170
00:58:13,208 --> 00:58:14,517
- Thank you.
- Let's go.
1171
00:58:14,541 --> 00:58:15,541
Let's go.
1172
00:58:17,500 --> 00:58:19,000
- Katie?
- Nando?
1173
00:58:19,083 --> 00:58:21,666
Ellie? Where are our kids?
1174
00:58:21,750 --> 00:58:24,500
Sorry, I forgot to tell you.
Nana and Pop-Pop picked them up.
1175
00:58:24,583 --> 00:58:26,666
Nana and Pop-Pop live in Pittsburgh.
1176
00:58:28,333 --> 00:58:29,791
But they're here on vacation?
1177
00:58:29,875 --> 00:58:33,166
- No, they're not.
- You let our children leave by themselves?
1178
00:58:33,250 --> 00:58:36,708
You see, when you say it out loud,
I... I realize that it was a mistake.
1179
00:58:36,791 --> 00:58:37,625
Oh no.
1180
00:58:44,166 --> 00:58:46,583
Can you believe this?
1181
00:58:46,666 --> 00:58:50,166
We are actually pulling it off.
I'm gonna go check on the big surprise.
1182
00:58:50,250 --> 00:58:52,333
Yeah. Okay. I'll see you over there, man.
1183
00:58:58,666 --> 00:59:03,000
Who's ready to make some science miracles?
1184
00:59:05,333 --> 00:59:07,291
- Name?
- Hailey Peterson.
1185
00:59:07,375 --> 00:59:08,875
I live across the street.
1186
00:59:11,041 --> 00:59:13,208
Sorry, not on the list.
1187
00:59:13,291 --> 00:59:14,208
Ugh.
1188
00:59:14,291 --> 00:59:17,166
Just kidding.
I can't even read. Get on in here.
1189
00:59:17,250 --> 00:59:18,450
- Yes.
- Are you ready?
1190
00:59:22,791 --> 00:59:29,250
Go, Nando! Go, Nando!
Go, Nando! Go, Nando! Go, Nando!
1191
00:59:33,125 --> 00:59:34,416
Nando's not picking up either.
1192
00:59:34,500 --> 00:59:37,958
We know Katie's at Fleekfest, so
Nando and Ellie must be at the main event?
1193
00:59:38,041 --> 00:59:39,041
Whatever that is.
1194
00:59:39,083 --> 00:59:40,250
Oh, oh.
1195
00:59:40,333 --> 00:59:43,250
Your kids left this here.
Do you mean this main event?
1196
00:59:43,333 --> 00:59:45,958
Nerd party.
Where would you throw a nerd party?
1197
00:59:46,041 --> 00:59:47,833
He's 11. He's throwing it at home.
1198
00:59:47,916 --> 00:59:49,791
We have to divide and conquer here.
1199
00:59:49,875 --> 00:59:52,166
I go to the house and shut down the party.
1200
00:59:52,250 --> 00:59:55,666
You realize you're gonna have to be
a bad guy to a bunch of kids.
1201
00:59:56,250 --> 00:59:57,875
I know. I got this.
1202
01:00:04,458 --> 01:00:06,958
- Thanks for the extra ticket.
- Oh yeah, of course.
1203
01:00:07,041 --> 01:00:10,583
Well, my mom can't use it anymore
'cause she's in jail, so...
1204
01:00:10,666 --> 01:00:12,666
This is so sick.
1205
01:00:24,250 --> 01:00:25,750
- Hey.
- What's up?
1206
01:00:25,833 --> 01:00:27,250
- What's going on?
- What's up?
1207
01:00:27,333 --> 01:00:28,333
Hi.
1208
01:00:28,958 --> 01:00:30,083
- Katie.
- Layla.
1209
01:00:30,166 --> 01:00:31,000
Chase.
1210
01:00:31,083 --> 01:00:32,958
Rob. Killer shirt.
1211
01:00:33,041 --> 01:00:34,041
Thank you.
1212
01:00:40,500 --> 01:00:42,583
- How's it coming, dude?
- Almost done.
1213
01:00:42,666 --> 01:00:46,166
Once you get everybody in the backyard,
text me, and we'll add the catalyst.
1214
01:00:46,250 --> 01:00:48,083
- Don't forget the tubes.
- I got it.
1215
01:00:48,166 --> 01:00:49,791
This is gonna be awesome!
1216
01:00:49,875 --> 01:00:50,875
I know.
1217
01:00:54,875 --> 01:00:57,500
Tell Nando's mom
I'm never having a Yes Day, honey.
1218
01:00:57,583 --> 01:00:58,583
Okay, Mom.
1219
01:01:08,625 --> 01:01:13,333
Hey, look, I... I love flaring up my siren
and just absolutely flying through town.
1220
01:01:13,416 --> 01:01:14,625
We're going very fast.
1221
01:01:14,708 --> 01:01:17,708
But I think maybe
you might be overreacting a little bit.
1222
01:01:17,791 --> 01:01:19,958
This is a girl
who is angry with her mother,
1223
01:01:20,041 --> 01:01:22,041
and she's meeting up with some skeegy guys
1224
01:01:22,125 --> 01:01:24,291
who probably have a mustache
and need to shave.
1225
01:01:24,375 --> 01:01:26,750
I don't know if you know anything
about teenagers,
1226
01:01:26,833 --> 01:01:29,916
but this is a recipe for putting yourself
in a horrible situation.
1227
01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:31,958
I've never heard of "skeegy,"
but they sound bad.
1228
01:01:32,041 --> 01:01:34,375
- You know what? I won this bet.
- Yes.
1229
01:01:34,458 --> 01:01:37,250
I won this ticket fair and square,
and she stole it from me.
1230
01:01:37,333 --> 01:01:40,833
I did not say no on Yes Day.
That was the deal.
1231
01:01:41,458 --> 01:01:43,583
It's my first actual ride in this car.
1232
01:01:43,666 --> 01:01:46,958
- Do you need me to drive?
- No, I'm good. I am a grown man.
1233
01:01:57,583 --> 01:01:58,958
Yo! Yo! Yo!
1234
01:02:00,375 --> 01:02:01,375
Okay.
1235
01:02:01,416 --> 01:02:04,625
- You wanna fight? Let's go!
- Hey, guys! Guys, that's not cool.
1236
01:02:04,708 --> 01:02:06,208
I'm gonna get you.
1237
01:02:06,291 --> 01:02:08,083
Come on. Stop!
1238
01:02:09,458 --> 01:02:11,500
You broke the lamp.
1239
01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:14,833
Stop!
1240
01:02:14,916 --> 01:02:16,500
No! What are you doing?
1241
01:02:16,583 --> 01:02:17,875
Come on, Tyler!
1242
01:02:19,458 --> 01:02:21,291
Ellie, don't open that.
1243
01:02:21,375 --> 01:02:23,041
I love science!
1244
01:02:23,125 --> 01:02:26,166
I've never even had soda.
My parents don't let me.
1245
01:02:26,250 --> 01:02:27,458
Ellie!
1246
01:02:32,208 --> 01:02:34,625
This is so awesome!
1247
01:02:35,458 --> 01:02:37,583
Stop!
We have to get this party under control!
1248
01:02:37,666 --> 01:02:40,291
How can that be fun?
I thought this was the main event.
1249
01:02:40,375 --> 01:02:42,208
Yeah, it is, but look at this.
1250
01:02:43,250 --> 01:02:45,291
Everybody, come to the backyard.
1251
01:02:45,375 --> 01:02:48,416
The main event is in the backyard.
1252
01:02:50,583 --> 01:02:53,291
How will we find her?
They're all dressed like animals.
1253
01:02:53,375 --> 01:02:54,583
- Get to the stage.
- Okay.
1254
01:02:54,666 --> 01:02:57,208
- Move! Move! Go! Go!
- I'm looking for my daughter!
1255
01:02:57,291 --> 01:02:59,458
- It's worse than I thought.
- My ankles are weak.
1256
01:02:59,541 --> 01:03:01,625
♪ Oyster pearls ♪
1257
01:03:01,708 --> 01:03:04,000
♪ Locked up in a shell ♪
1258
01:03:04,083 --> 01:03:08,125
♪ You better bring that diving bell... ♪
1259
01:03:10,416 --> 01:03:12,291
- Hey.
- Where were you?
1260
01:03:12,375 --> 01:03:15,166
Julie got us set up at the tent.
We're gonna hang there.
1261
01:03:15,750 --> 01:03:17,166
Why are we going to a tent?
1262
01:03:17,250 --> 01:03:19,125
Come on, Katie. Don't be lame.
1263
01:03:19,208 --> 01:03:20,666
Well, we just met those guys.
1264
01:03:20,750 --> 01:03:22,750
They could be shady.
1265
01:03:28,958 --> 01:03:29,958
Layla, I can't.
1266
01:03:31,000 --> 01:03:32,250
It doesn't feel right.
1267
01:03:34,875 --> 01:03:35,875
Um...
1268
01:03:37,666 --> 01:03:39,458
Guess I'll see you later, then?
1269
01:03:54,125 --> 01:03:55,916
- Excuse us, please.
- Katie?
1270
01:03:56,000 --> 01:03:57,333
- Katie?
- Hey!
1271
01:03:57,416 --> 01:03:59,708
Okay. I'm so sorry.
She's just freaking out.
1272
01:03:59,791 --> 01:04:01,291
I see a security guard.
1273
01:04:01,375 --> 01:04:02,791
- Great.
- Show him your badge.
1274
01:04:03,375 --> 01:04:04,750
- Excuse me, sir?
- Sir?
1275
01:04:04,833 --> 01:04:07,958
My daughter is here without my permission.
I need to find her.
1276
01:04:08,458 --> 01:04:09,541
No problem.
1277
01:04:09,625 --> 01:04:12,083
I'll just put her photo
up on the Jumbotron.
1278
01:04:12,166 --> 01:04:13,708
Thank you so much. Thank you.
1279
01:04:13,791 --> 01:04:16,708
He's being sarcastic. Smart aleck.
1280
01:04:17,625 --> 01:04:19,958
- Katie Torres?
- Thank you! Good night!
1281
01:04:21,375 --> 01:04:23,333
I need to get up on that stage.
1282
01:04:23,416 --> 01:04:25,458
No, that's where the musicians go,
Allison.
1283
01:04:25,541 --> 01:04:28,666
No, no, she'll be so angry with me
that then she'll have to come down,
1284
01:04:28,750 --> 01:04:31,375
and then we'll have her,
and nothing else could go wrong.
1285
01:04:31,458 --> 01:04:33,375
But what if she hates you forever?
1286
01:04:33,458 --> 01:04:35,375
- Okay.
- Okay, uh.
1287
01:04:37,291 --> 01:04:39,916
What is this miracle powder?
1288
01:04:40,000 --> 01:04:41,000
Sugar.
1289
01:04:41,041 --> 01:04:41,875
Wow.
1290
01:04:41,958 --> 01:04:43,791
The main event is out there.
1291
01:04:43,875 --> 01:04:45,000
I have a big surprise.
1292
01:04:45,083 --> 01:04:47,875
Everybody in the backyard!
1293
01:04:47,958 --> 01:04:49,625
Hey, that's my parents' wedding album.
1294
01:04:49,708 --> 01:04:52,500
- Who cares? Your parents are in jail.
- I said no!
1295
01:04:52,583 --> 01:04:54,541
- I thought it was Yes Day.
- Stop!
1296
01:04:57,750 --> 01:04:58,916
Oh.
1297
01:05:01,000 --> 01:05:03,041
Oh no. What have I done?
1298
01:05:03,125 --> 01:05:04,875
Time for the surprise!
1299
01:05:04,958 --> 01:05:07,125
No! No! Ellie! Come back!
1300
01:05:07,208 --> 01:05:08,291
No surprise!
1301
01:05:08,958 --> 01:05:10,000
I'm gonna do it.
1302
01:05:10,083 --> 01:05:10,958
Ellie, no.
1303
01:05:11,041 --> 01:05:12,125
But it's Yes Day.
1304
01:05:14,041 --> 01:05:15,041
Ellie.
1305
01:05:15,583 --> 01:05:16,875
Give me the catalyst.
1306
01:05:16,958 --> 01:05:18,291
I wanna see foam.
1307
01:05:18,375 --> 01:05:19,875
You will, I promise.
1308
01:05:19,958 --> 01:05:23,375
But we just need to attach the tubes
so it sprays into the backyard.
1309
01:05:24,666 --> 01:05:25,500
Okay.
1310
01:05:25,583 --> 01:05:26,666
But hurry.
1311
01:05:28,291 --> 01:05:29,708
No!
1312
01:05:34,125 --> 01:05:35,166
Oh my gosh.
1313
01:05:37,500 --> 01:05:38,500
Whoops.
1314
01:05:38,583 --> 01:05:41,625
I'm sorry I didn't tighten the lids,
but at least it works.
1315
01:05:41,708 --> 01:05:43,000
Yeah, in the house.
1316
01:05:46,708 --> 01:05:47,708
Whoa.
1317
01:05:49,791 --> 01:05:51,333
My parents are gonna kill me.
1318
01:05:51,916 --> 01:05:55,125
Guys, Nando set off a foam bomb upstairs!
1319
01:05:57,416 --> 01:05:59,083
Whoa, it's coming down the stairs.
1320
01:05:59,166 --> 01:06:00,833
- It's so much.
- Come on, guys.
1321
01:06:05,750 --> 01:06:06,750
Ha-ha-ha.
1322
01:06:10,291 --> 01:06:11,833
It's gonna eat us!
1323
01:06:11,916 --> 01:06:15,125
Don't worry! It's all simple products
you'd find in your kitchen.
1324
01:06:20,791 --> 01:06:22,416
Noo!
1325
01:06:24,916 --> 01:06:25,916
Ha.
1326
01:06:28,500 --> 01:06:29,958
Fire in the hole!
1327
01:06:35,625 --> 01:06:39,000
♪ This is gonna be
The best day of my life ♪
1328
01:06:39,583 --> 01:06:42,166
♪ My life... ♪
1329
01:06:43,083 --> 01:06:44,416
Go, Nando!
1330
01:06:45,375 --> 01:06:46,458
Stop! No!
1331
01:06:46,541 --> 01:06:48,500
♪...the best day of my life ♪
1332
01:06:48,583 --> 01:06:49,416
My God!
1333
01:06:49,500 --> 01:06:52,125
♪ My life... ♪
1334
01:06:55,875 --> 01:06:57,875
This is not cool, guys! Come on!
1335
01:07:01,708 --> 01:07:02,791
Yeah!
1336
01:07:09,291 --> 01:07:12,083
♪ This is gonna be
The best day of my life... ♪
1337
01:07:12,166 --> 01:07:14,625
No! Stop throwing foam!
1338
01:07:14,708 --> 01:07:16,416
Please, stop!
1339
01:07:22,083 --> 01:07:23,541
Tasha!
1340
01:07:23,625 --> 01:07:25,416
What are you doing in Cleveland?
1341
01:07:25,500 --> 01:07:28,750
I'm not Tasha, and we're not in Cleveland.
I'm sorry. I gotta go.
1342
01:07:37,500 --> 01:07:39,666
No! No!
1343
01:07:40,708 --> 01:07:43,083
Does anybody have a charger?
Do you have a charger?
1344
01:07:43,166 --> 01:07:45,000
- I've never been backstage.
- We're close.
1345
01:07:45,083 --> 01:07:46,750
Stay focused on getting out there.
1346
01:07:46,833 --> 01:07:49,125
- We need to get past this guy.
- I got it.
1347
01:07:49,208 --> 01:07:51,916
- Whoa, whoa.
- Fellow man of the law. I appreciate...
1348
01:07:52,416 --> 01:07:54,708
- Should we run past him?
- No, definitely not.
1349
01:07:54,791 --> 01:07:56,000
I don't care. Tell him.
1350
01:07:56,083 --> 01:07:58,375
I'm like,
"We're going on in five minutes."
1351
01:07:58,458 --> 01:08:00,583
And that's H.E.R. Oh, my gosh, it's H.E.R.
1352
01:08:00,666 --> 01:08:02,291
- What do you mean?
- It's H.E.R.
1353
01:08:02,375 --> 01:08:03,958
Capital "H" H.E.R. Oh my God!
1354
01:08:04,041 --> 01:08:06,625
We don't care.
We're around celebrities all day, so...
1355
01:08:06,708 --> 01:08:09,750
Billie, I ripped my top.
I need a seamstress, like, ASAP.
1356
01:08:09,833 --> 01:08:12,500
Yeah. Hey,
do we have any seamstresses backstage?
1357
01:08:12,583 --> 01:08:13,583
Sure, sure.
1358
01:08:14,333 --> 01:08:15,833
At least get me a sewing kit.
1359
01:08:15,916 --> 01:08:18,041
I have a sewing kit.
1360
01:08:18,125 --> 01:08:19,416
She's got... We're coming in.
1361
01:08:19,500 --> 01:08:22,666
- I have a sewing kit. All the colors.
- She's got it. Very safe.
1362
01:08:22,750 --> 01:08:24,666
- I can sew it.
- You okay with that?
1363
01:08:24,750 --> 01:08:26,666
- Yes!
- Fantastic.
1364
01:08:26,750 --> 01:08:29,000
- Thank you so much. Thank you.
- I got it.
1365
01:08:29,083 --> 01:08:31,375
I like to stay prepared.
I have three kids.
1366
01:08:31,458 --> 01:08:33,625
You never know when something comes up.
1367
01:08:33,708 --> 01:08:37,791
Listen, I have to tell you,
my daughter and I are such huge fans
1368
01:08:37,875 --> 01:08:39,666
and so grateful for your artistry.
1369
01:08:39,750 --> 01:08:41,416
We know everything about you.
1370
01:08:41,500 --> 01:08:43,541
- Wow.
- Like a stalker.
1371
01:08:43,625 --> 01:08:46,708
Thank you. Thank you so much,
and thank you for hooking me up.
1372
01:08:46,791 --> 01:08:49,375
You don't know how much
of a lifesaver you are now.
1373
01:08:49,458 --> 01:08:51,708
You should be in good shape.
Hang on. Sorry.
1374
01:08:51,791 --> 01:08:52,791
Eh.
1375
01:08:53,541 --> 01:08:54,958
There you go.
1376
01:08:55,041 --> 01:08:58,500
I am so sorry to bother you,
and I hope this isn't inappropriate, but...
1377
01:08:59,875 --> 01:09:01,750
I need you to hook me up.
1378
01:09:08,041 --> 01:09:09,541
It doesn't look that bad.
1379
01:09:11,000 --> 01:09:12,851
- Thanks for the ride, officer.
- Okay.
1380
01:09:34,833 --> 01:09:35,708
Oh.
1381
01:09:35,791 --> 01:09:36,791
Nando?
1382
01:09:39,041 --> 01:09:40,500
Ellie! What's going on?
1383
01:09:42,083 --> 01:09:42,916
Nando!
1384
01:09:49,208 --> 01:09:50,625
This party's over!
1385
01:09:54,875 --> 01:09:55,875
Stop!
1386
01:09:56,791 --> 01:09:57,791
- Stop!
- Dad!
1387
01:10:03,875 --> 01:10:09,958
I said stop!
1388
01:10:17,958 --> 01:10:19,541
Yay, Daddy!
1389
01:10:19,625 --> 01:10:20,833
Kids...
1390
01:10:22,458 --> 01:10:25,375
...this is my house,
and I'm telling you the party's over.
1391
01:10:25,458 --> 01:10:28,000
Okay? Where do you think you're going?
1392
01:10:28,083 --> 01:10:30,708
I said the party's over,
but the cleanup starts now!
1393
01:10:30,791 --> 01:10:34,083
Start to clean. Now! Gather all the foam!
Take it to the backyard.
1394
01:10:34,166 --> 01:10:35,583
Come on. Come on, kids.
1395
01:10:35,666 --> 01:10:38,333
Go, go, go!
Ellie, get off the table, please, my love.
1396
01:10:38,416 --> 01:10:42,291
Come on! Everybody! Help everybody else!
1397
01:10:43,166 --> 01:10:45,500
I'm so incredibly jazzed about tonight.
1398
01:10:46,083 --> 01:10:48,500
Yeah.
This is my eighth consecutive Fleekfest.
1399
01:10:49,166 --> 01:10:50,958
One year I got sick from nacho cheese,
1400
01:10:51,041 --> 01:10:53,083
but other than that,
I've been to every one.
1401
01:11:00,416 --> 01:11:02,041
That's a lot of people.
1402
01:11:02,791 --> 01:11:06,083
I panicked at my karate recital.
That was only two people in front of me.
1403
01:11:06,166 --> 01:11:08,583
Do you have a charger?
My phone just died. Sorry.
1404
01:11:08,666 --> 01:11:11,166
Do you have a charger?
My phone died. I wanna get home.
1405
01:11:11,250 --> 01:11:13,125
- You wanna go home?
- I wanna go home.
1406
01:11:14,333 --> 01:11:16,333
Now you're home.
1407
01:11:16,416 --> 01:11:19,333
What? Why would you do that? Why?
1408
01:11:20,291 --> 01:11:23,208
We go on in two minutes,
so now's your chance.
1409
01:11:23,291 --> 01:11:24,541
Oh, you're so nice.
1410
01:11:27,166 --> 01:11:28,625
Now's your chance.
1411
01:11:30,791 --> 01:11:33,916
Okay.
Please don't make me regret this. Just go.
1412
01:11:44,041 --> 01:11:44,875
Um...
1413
01:11:44,958 --> 01:11:46,166
Oh.
1414
01:11:46,250 --> 01:11:47,333
Sorry.
1415
01:11:47,416 --> 01:11:50,166
I'm so sorry. Hi, I'm just, um...
1416
01:11:50,916 --> 01:11:55,250
I need to find someone,
but, um, I... I don't wanna embarrass them.
1417
01:11:55,875 --> 01:12:00,208
So if you... if you hear my voice
and you belong to me...
1418
01:12:00,916 --> 01:12:02,916
I'm looking for my phone. Sorry, guys.
1419
01:12:03,416 --> 01:12:05,476
- Sorry, I'm looking for my phone.
- Watch it!
1420
01:12:05,500 --> 01:12:06,666
Yo, what are you doing?
1421
01:12:13,708 --> 01:12:15,083
You've got this.
1422
01:12:15,166 --> 01:12:17,916
She does not have this.
She is not breathing, and she's paralyzed.
1423
01:12:46,541 --> 01:12:48,416
♪ Baby ♪
1424
01:12:48,500 --> 01:12:51,166
♪ I need your loving ♪
1425
01:12:51,250 --> 01:12:56,083
♪ Baby, I need your loving ♪
1426
01:12:56,166 --> 01:12:59,833
♪ Although you're never near... ♪
1427
01:13:01,541 --> 01:13:03,416
- I wanna go home.
- Seriously?
1428
01:13:03,500 --> 01:13:05,642
- Try and calm down, please?
- Grow up!
1429
01:13:05,666 --> 01:13:09,708
♪ Another day, another night ♪
1430
01:13:09,791 --> 01:13:14,541
♪ I long to hold you tight ♪
1431
01:13:14,625 --> 01:13:19,541
♪ 'Cause, Katie, I love you ♪
1432
01:13:20,458 --> 01:13:24,916
♪ Baby, I need your loving ♪
1433
01:13:25,000 --> 01:13:29,416
♪ Got to have all your loving ♪
1434
01:13:29,500 --> 01:13:32,875
♪ Baby, I need your loving... ♪
1435
01:13:32,958 --> 01:13:34,000
Mom!
1436
01:13:34,083 --> 01:13:35,583
♪ Got to have ♪
1437
01:13:35,666 --> 01:13:38,708
- Mom!
- ♪ All your loving ♪
1438
01:13:42,416 --> 01:13:43,416
Mom!
1439
01:13:45,666 --> 01:13:46,666
Katie!
1440
01:13:50,083 --> 01:13:52,125
Thank you. Katie?
1441
01:13:54,875 --> 01:13:56,333
Oh, honey.
1442
01:14:04,708 --> 01:14:06,625
I am so sorry.
1443
01:14:07,750 --> 01:14:10,166
You were right about this place.
1444
01:14:11,666 --> 01:14:13,583
You are the best mom.
1445
01:14:15,125 --> 01:14:16,125
I'm sorry.
1446
01:14:16,166 --> 01:14:17,458
Oh, I love you.
1447
01:14:21,250 --> 01:14:22,250
Honey.
1448
01:14:25,791 --> 01:14:27,208
We gotta follow that?
1449
01:14:27,291 --> 01:14:28,166
I'm scared.
1450
01:14:28,250 --> 01:14:29,875
Guys, relax.
1451
01:14:29,958 --> 01:14:31,000
Just go with it.
1452
01:14:31,083 --> 01:14:33,000
I'm really sorry about what I said.
1453
01:14:33,083 --> 01:14:35,208
Ugh, don't worry.
1454
01:14:35,291 --> 01:14:38,000
Worse has been said to moms.
1455
01:14:38,083 --> 01:14:40,291
It's hard to let you grow up.
1456
01:14:40,958 --> 01:14:42,291
That's the truth.
1457
01:14:42,375 --> 01:14:44,333
It's just hard for moms.
1458
01:14:44,416 --> 01:14:46,958
It would've been way more fun
to come with you anyway.
1459
01:14:47,041 --> 01:14:48,500
- Really?
- Yeah.
1460
01:14:49,083 --> 01:14:51,083
Well, I... I came anyway.
1461
01:14:54,208 --> 01:14:56,833
Oh, my tears.
They're gonna make my glitter fall off.
1462
01:14:58,166 --> 01:15:00,916
Ugh, I spent about two hours
putting this bedazzle on.
1463
01:15:02,041 --> 01:15:06,083
♪ Baby, I need your loving ♪
1464
01:15:06,166 --> 01:15:10,291
♪ Got to have all your loving ♪
1465
01:15:10,375 --> 01:15:14,083
♪ Baby, I need your loving ♪
1466
01:15:14,666 --> 01:15:18,166
♪ Got to have all your loving ♪
1467
01:15:19,000 --> 01:15:21,583
Are you guys gonna help me
finish this song or what?
1468
01:15:23,000 --> 01:15:24,541
I think she's talking to you, Mom.
1469
01:15:24,625 --> 01:15:26,517
- No.
- H.E.R. is calling you on stage.
1470
01:15:26,541 --> 01:15:28,541
- No.
- You have to go.
1471
01:15:28,625 --> 01:15:31,000
I was talking to both of you.
1472
01:15:31,083 --> 01:15:32,125
Get up here.
1473
01:15:32,208 --> 01:15:33,333
All of us?
1474
01:15:34,875 --> 01:15:36,250
Just them, okay.
1475
01:15:36,333 --> 01:15:37,333
Wanna do it?
1476
01:15:38,041 --> 01:15:39,416
Yeah, let's do it.
1477
01:15:42,541 --> 01:15:47,250
♪ Empty nights, I call your name ♪
1478
01:15:47,333 --> 01:15:51,750
♪ Oh, sometimes I wonder ♪
1479
01:15:52,333 --> 01:15:55,291
♪ Will I ever be the same ♪
1480
01:15:55,375 --> 01:15:56,916
♪ Oooh, oooh ♪
1481
01:15:57,000 --> 01:15:57,833
Sing it!
1482
01:15:57,916 --> 01:15:59,833
♪ Baby, baby ♪
1483
01:16:00,500 --> 01:16:02,833
♪ I need you, and I love you ♪
1484
01:16:04,666 --> 01:16:07,583
♪ I want you, and I need you, baby ♪
1485
01:16:08,750 --> 01:16:11,375
♪ I love you, and I want you... ♪
1486
01:16:11,458 --> 01:16:13,041
Go, Tasha!
1487
01:16:13,125 --> 01:16:15,416
♪ I got you, and I love you ♪
1488
01:16:15,500 --> 01:16:16,583
♪ Baby ♪
1489
01:16:16,666 --> 01:16:19,541
♪ I've been losing sleep, baby ♪
1490
01:16:19,625 --> 01:16:22,750
♪ Baby, I need your loving ♪
1491
01:16:23,458 --> 01:16:27,125
♪ Got to have all your loving ♪
1492
01:16:27,708 --> 01:16:30,833
♪ Baby, I need your loving... ♪
1493
01:16:30,916 --> 01:16:32,375
I'm by myself. Okay, cool.
1494
01:16:33,208 --> 01:16:34,875
Wolfie, I love you, man!
1495
01:16:35,500 --> 01:16:36,916
Yeah, back at you!
1496
01:16:37,416 --> 01:16:40,250
♪ I need your loving ♪
1497
01:16:40,333 --> 01:16:44,250
♪ Got to have all your loving ♪
1498
01:16:44,333 --> 01:16:47,791
♪ Baby, I need your loving... ♪
1499
01:16:56,416 --> 01:16:59,416
Be careful with those speakers.
They're going back to school.
1500
01:16:59,500 --> 01:17:01,708
Guys, I told you
to take all that stuff out.
1501
01:17:01,791 --> 01:17:03,750
Take it out, now. All of it.
1502
01:17:03,833 --> 01:17:05,583
And just keep, you know, scrubbing.
1503
01:17:05,666 --> 01:17:08,041
No slacking off, okay? I see you.
1504
01:17:08,125 --> 01:17:09,666
Whoa, Dad.
1505
01:17:10,166 --> 01:17:13,083
You became, like, a scary dad back there.
1506
01:17:13,166 --> 01:17:14,166
Yeah?
1507
01:17:14,750 --> 01:17:17,208
Well, I mean, that's...
1508
01:17:17,291 --> 01:17:19,250
Sometimes you gotta put your foot down,
1509
01:17:19,833 --> 01:17:22,000
even with the ones you love, like you.
1510
01:17:22,583 --> 01:17:26,458
No, it was pretty cool.
I didn't know you actually had it in you.
1511
01:17:28,958 --> 01:17:29,958
Come here.
1512
01:17:34,916 --> 01:17:39,000
- You're still grounded. You know that?
- Oh, yeah, super grounded.
1513
01:17:39,083 --> 01:17:41,208
You got the point. Hey, no slacking off.
1514
01:17:41,291 --> 01:17:44,291
The whole thing.
The whole thing. The whole column. Go.
1515
01:17:48,333 --> 01:17:49,333
Hey.
1516
01:17:49,916 --> 01:17:50,916
Hi, honey.
1517
01:17:51,666 --> 01:17:56,708
Hey! Oh, baby.
I'm so glad you're okay.
1518
01:17:56,833 --> 01:17:59,583
I wanna be a scientist, too,
and blow things up.
1519
01:17:59,666 --> 01:18:01,875
- You want to blow things up?
- Yeah.
1520
01:18:01,958 --> 01:18:04,333
It looks like you got
a lot of practice tonight.
1521
01:18:04,875 --> 01:18:06,541
Nando, how could you let this happen?
1522
01:18:06,625 --> 01:18:08,583
You said you'd text
if anything went wrong.
1523
01:18:08,666 --> 01:18:11,791
How could you let this happen?
You're the oldest, Katie.
1524
01:18:12,291 --> 01:18:15,833
Everything they did while you were at
that concert is your responsibility too.
1525
01:18:15,916 --> 01:18:18,583
I should ground you
for twice as long as Nando.
1526
01:18:18,666 --> 01:18:21,500
If it makes you feel better,
I was worried sick the whole time.
1527
01:18:23,875 --> 01:18:25,333
Like mother, like daughter, huh?
1528
01:18:26,375 --> 01:18:27,833
Now help your brother clean.
1529
01:18:35,541 --> 01:18:37,250
It's not so bad being the bad guy.
1530
01:18:37,333 --> 01:18:38,333
Wow.
1531
01:18:38,708 --> 01:18:41,666
Is it crazy I'm already
looking forward to our next Yes Day?
1532
01:18:41,750 --> 01:18:46,041
No, no, no, the day is not over yet.
I still have one more thing I wanna do.
1533
01:18:59,083 --> 01:19:00,125
Hashtag, "Winning."
1534
01:19:00,208 --> 01:19:02,583
I cannot believe you stole this gorilla.
1535
01:19:02,666 --> 01:19:05,208
She didn't steal it.
She won it square and fair.
1536
01:19:05,291 --> 01:19:06,916
Square and fair. I did.
1537
01:19:08,458 --> 01:19:10,125
- My turn.
- Thank you, Mom.
1538
01:19:11,083 --> 01:19:13,666
- Why can't I get my feet?
- Carlos, come on.
1539
01:19:13,750 --> 01:19:15,750
Right on my face.
1540
01:19:15,833 --> 01:19:19,083
Nando, why do I feel like
you're gonna break my nose?
1541
01:19:20,416 --> 01:19:23,083
That's the only thing
I haven't broken today.
1542
01:19:23,791 --> 01:19:25,291
I love you, Mama.
1543
01:19:25,375 --> 01:19:27,333
I love you, baby.
1544
01:19:27,916 --> 01:19:30,316
Nando, are you sure
you got rid of all the catalyst?
1545
01:19:30,375 --> 01:19:32,291
Yep. I flushed it down the toilet.
1546
01:19:32,375 --> 01:19:34,375
- What?
- What's that sound?
1547
01:19:34,458 --> 01:19:36,250
I hope that's rain.
1548
01:19:36,333 --> 01:19:37,916
Mama, look! More foam!
1549
01:19:38,000 --> 01:19:39,666
- Whoops.
- Oh no!
1550
01:19:39,750 --> 01:19:41,500
Nando!
1551
01:19:41,583 --> 01:19:44,000
♪ I just wanna shine ♪
1552
01:19:44,083 --> 01:19:46,083
♪ Like the sun when it comes up ♪
1553
01:19:46,583 --> 01:19:48,708
♪ Run the city from the rooftops ♪
1554
01:19:49,208 --> 01:19:51,750
♪ 'Cause today's gonna be my day ♪
1555
01:19:52,250 --> 01:19:54,166
♪ I just wanna climb ♪
1556
01:19:54,250 --> 01:19:56,500
♪ To the top of a mountain ♪
1557
01:19:56,583 --> 01:19:58,958
♪ Stand tall when I'm howlin' ♪
1558
01:19:59,583 --> 01:20:02,500
♪ 'Cause today's gonna be my day ♪
1559
01:20:02,583 --> 01:20:04,125
- Ah. Ah.
- Three!
1560
01:20:04,208 --> 01:20:05,791
- Ow! Ow!
- Two!
1561
01:20:05,875 --> 01:20:06,875
One!
1562
01:20:06,958 --> 01:20:08,125
Nando, why?
1563
01:20:14,166 --> 01:20:15,291
Ow!
1564
01:20:18,583 --> 01:20:20,500
I didn't sign up for this!
1565
01:20:21,666 --> 01:20:23,041
They'll never catch me.
1566
01:20:23,541 --> 01:20:24,708
I'm like a gazelle!
1567
01:20:25,458 --> 01:20:28,625
Yes Day forever!
1568
01:20:28,708 --> 01:20:30,791
♪ I just wanna shine ♪
1569
01:20:30,875 --> 01:20:32,958
♪ Like the sun when it comes up ♪
1570
01:20:33,666 --> 01:20:35,666
♪ Run the city from the rooftops ♪
1571
01:20:36,166 --> 01:20:38,625
♪ 'Cause today's gonna be my day ♪
1572
01:20:39,125 --> 01:20:41,291
♪ I just wanna climb ♪
1573
01:20:41,375 --> 01:20:43,625
♪ To the top of a mountain ♪
1574
01:20:43,708 --> 01:20:45,833
♪ Stand tall when I'm howlin' ♪
1575
01:20:46,708 --> 01:20:49,125
♪ 'Cause today's gonna be my day ♪
1576
01:21:00,500 --> 01:21:04,625
♪ I wake up and I stay up ♪
1577
01:21:04,708 --> 01:21:08,583
♪ 'Cause I'm sure
Good things will happen ♪
1578
01:21:08,666 --> 01:21:10,625
♪ If I get out of my way ♪
1579
01:21:11,458 --> 01:21:13,625
♪ I just wanna shine ♪
1580
01:21:13,708 --> 01:21:15,875
♪ Like the sun when it comes up ♪
1581
01:21:16,708 --> 01:21:18,625
♪ Run the city from the rooftops ♪
1582
01:21:18,708 --> 01:21:21,208
♪ 'Cause today's gonna be my day ♪
1583
01:21:21,916 --> 01:21:24,041
♪ I just wanna climb ♪
1584
01:21:24,125 --> 01:21:25,625
♪ To the top of a mountain ♪
1585
01:21:26,500 --> 01:21:28,625
♪ Stand tall when I'm howlin' ♪
1586
01:21:29,375 --> 01:21:31,625
♪ 'Cause today's gonna be my day ♪
1587
01:21:31,708 --> 01:21:33,000
♪ My day ♪