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Provided by explosiveskull
https://twitter.com/kaboomskull
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[gentle guitar music]
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Hi, baby.
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Hello, mother.
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Ooh, who is this?
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Where's the car?
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Oh, it's all the way around
the corner, I just...
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Oh, okay, hello.
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Um, and I don't know.
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Wait, what don't
you know, honey?
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Who the cat is.
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What do you mean,
you don't know?
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Andie!
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You can't keep that
cat at our house.
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Oh come on.
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You are not bringing a
stray cat into my home.
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- I'm sorry.
- It's not a stray.
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It has a collar.
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Well, then it's
somebody's pet and we need
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to get it back to them.
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There's no tags.
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I don't know what
to tell you, kiddo.
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You're not responsible
enough for a pet.
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Are you kidding me, right now?
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I'm an adult, Karen.
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Mom.
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I just lived on
my own for a year.
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Eight months.
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Petty.
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We need to get a letter box.
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Shit.
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What's wrong?
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It's that cunt Millie.
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Do not say that word!
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Shut up, mom.
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Oh, so now I'm mom.
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- Hey, Millie!
- Mom!
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Hi, Karen.
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Hey, Andie.
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- You're back.
- [Andie] Yep.
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How's your mom?
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She's good.
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How long are you back for?
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Oh, not long, just a
quick little recharge.
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Okay.
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Well, it was good to see you.
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You too.
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Tell your mom, I was
asking after her.
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I will.
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I'm sure she says the same.
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Well I'll see you around
Andie, now that you're back.
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Yeah, I mean, I'll
probably be gone again,
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like really soon, so.
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[Millie chuckling]
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Bye.
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I still can't figure
out why you're here.
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[Karen] Neil.
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Didn't you miss me?
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Not particularly.
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Liar.
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Was the liberal arts major
too stressful for you?
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[Karen] I made
your favorite meal.
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That's very funny.
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We have got corn dogs for days.
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Thanks mom!
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Hello, father.
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There she is, my favorite child.
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Hey.
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Well, stop being such
a little asshole.
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Mom, dad called me an asshole.
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Dean, language.
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This is exactly what
I'm talking about.
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How was rehearsal?
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Riveting, how is college?
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Bewitching.
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Karen, thank you so
much for cooking,
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but why are we eating corn dogs?
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Because they're
Andie's favorite.
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When she was seven.
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Okay, mom.
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Thank you.
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Mom, how does it feel
having a college dropout
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as your first born.
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Neil, I am proud of my
daughter, no matter what
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even if she ends up
homeless and unemployed.
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Thank you.
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But now is as good a time as any
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to start talking
about your plan.
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Do you want me to
help you find one?
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No, I'm good.
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I have a job.
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That's great news, where?
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Abby's store.
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Way to aim for the stars.
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Neil, shut it.
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See, I told you not to worry.
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A mother always worries.
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We can't all be as
loosey goosey as you.
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Yeah loosey goose.
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Oh, who is this little
beautiful creature?
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I found her at the
bus stop this morning.
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Hi there, pretty lady.
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Feel.
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Mom says, we can't keep her.
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Oh, nonsense.
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We can't put such a beautiful
creature out into the cold.
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Enough with the theatrics,
Dean, it's 80 degrees.
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What's her name?
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Naming her implies
we're keeping her.
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I was thinking, Karen.
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I like it.
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Very funny.
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Hi, Karen.
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Nope, no.
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Then it's settled.
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Karen the cat.
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Baby, Hello sweetie,
come to daddy.
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Oh yes, look at
that little tail.
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[cat miaows]
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And their seats, go down here.
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Cool.
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I know it's not a super
sophisticated system
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but it's just been
me for a long time.
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Are you kidding me?
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Abby, you own your own
store, this is so great.
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I know, pretty wild, right?
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Yes.
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Things are kind of slow,
but they've been picking up
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a little.
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You're killing it.
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Thanks, Andie.
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All right you're feeling good?
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Yeah, totally.
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All right, I think
I'm gonna head out.
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Okay[laughs].
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And just a reminder,
the alarm code is 8213.
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Yes.
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Do you wanna write that down?
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No, you got it.
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No, I got it, okay.
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Okay, and don't forget
to bring the sign in.
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Okay, all right, I will.
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Yeah.
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Have fun.
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Bye.
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Bye, love you.
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Love you too.
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See you.
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[bright music]
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[upbeat music]
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♪ As a burning gave a
garden of the rice ♪
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♪ You're the sweetest love
that I have ever felt ♪
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♪ And I don't even know what
I'd do without you now ♪
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♪ You got to get back because
the sun is growing old ♪
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♪ I leave my doors unlocked,
baby come in from the cold ♪
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♪ And I don't even know what
I'd do without you now ♪
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♪ And I don't even know what
I'd do without you now ♪
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♪ Hold up ♪
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♪ Telling me patience ♪
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♪ Caught up in my heart like
it's stuck in a cage and ♪
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♪ And I don't wanna
get out, get out ♪
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♪ And I don't wanna
get out, get out ♪
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♪ Seeing through me
holding every single word ♪
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♪ And you always know
that I will be a bird ♪
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♪ And I don't even know what
I'd do without you now ♪
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♪ And I don't even know what
I'd do without you now ♪
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♪ Hold up ♪
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♪ Telling me patient ♪
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♪ So caught up in my
heart like it's a cage ♪
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♪ And I don't wanna
get out, get out ♪
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♪ And I don't wanna
get out, get out ♪
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♪ Telling me to slow down ♪
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♪ I don't wanna get out ♪
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♪ Get out ♪
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♪ And I don't wanna get out ♪
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♪ Get out ♪
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As I live and breath,
Andrea Offerman is that you?
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I'll be damned.
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Penelope, I haven't
seen you since,
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before the war.
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God, hi, girl I
missed you so much.
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Tell me everything[laughs].
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[birds chirping]
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Yeah, I've been home
for like, 48 hours.
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But we'll see.
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Well, I super believe in you.
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What specifically did
you hate about uni?
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Kind of all of it.
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No, it wasn't bad, it was just,
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everyone takes it so seriously.
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And I don't know if
you remember this
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but taking things
seriously is not my forte.
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It's not your
forte, that's right.
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Hate you.
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I told you so, but you totally
should have just stayed
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here with me.
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Community college is
where it's at, dude.
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Absolutely, no one
takes it seriously.
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And not even your parents.
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Shut up, also it's not like
you learn less real facts.
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[birds chirping]
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Oh my God, look who it is.
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Wow.
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Whoa, hey Andie, oh
my God, you're back.
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I'm back[laughs].
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Whoa, dude[laughs].
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I mean like, yeah, no I
saw on your Instagram story
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or whatever, but it's
really good to see you.
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You too, man.
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Oh, what are you
doing right now?
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Do you wanna grab
dinner with us?
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Yeah, no, I'd love to.
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I'm not really doing anything,
just enjoying the view.
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I am actually gonna
go home, yeah.
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Boo wants to have dinner.
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Whipped, home to your bitch.
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Okay, I will.
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Yeah, that sounds
great, full disclosure,
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I'm pretty high, right now.
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We know Hans.
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Okay, cool.
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[upbeat music]
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So, how are we talking here?
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Three.
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Oh, it's not that bad.
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Out of three.
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Hey guys, how's it going?
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Yeah, good, how are you?
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A bit of a slow night,
but no complaints.
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Cool.
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Can I start you off
with something to drink?
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Yeah, We're not engines.
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As in we don't need fuel.
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Yeah, I got it.
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Can we please get two
eyed peas, please?
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Sounds good, and you
guys got your ids.
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Oh, wouldn't did you
like to know little girl?
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Yep, It's cool, I
remember you guys.
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Thanks.
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Wow, stoned Hans is
as fun as I remember.
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Yeah, I need some food
to bring me back down.
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Yeah, you do.
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[laughs] Is that nice? Yeah?.
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[bright music]
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[upbeat music]
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♪ Come on now ♪
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High school wasn't the worst.
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It really wasn't.
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I mean, it beat the shit out
of community college, anyways.
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Penny was saying
it's not that bad.
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It's fine.
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It's just a little
bland, I guess.
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I mean, the destitute
nature of it is fine,
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but the shallowness
of some of the people
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is just the worst.
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Then people pretending
they're in Berkeley
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or some fancy shit.
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That made the place shit.
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Basic bitches are everywhere.
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I guess, I was just
hoping we could all get on
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with our lives and
learn something,
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so we could climb out
of this shit hole.
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This shit hole is not
the worst place to be.
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I guess, I'm assuming
you didn't flunk out.
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No.
266
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Figured, you're too smart.
267
00:12:04,490 --> 00:12:06,522
Did you just lose interest?
268
00:12:06,555 --> 00:12:09,456
I never really had
it, to be honest.
269
00:12:09,490 --> 00:12:12,756
Right, some good
parties at least?
270
00:12:12,790 --> 00:12:14,823
Yeah, there were a few of those.
271
00:12:14,856 --> 00:12:18,256
I don't know, even then it
was like people were tryna
272
00:12:18,289 --> 00:12:21,656
be something out of like,
an "American Pie" movie,
273
00:12:21,689 --> 00:12:23,389
or something.
274
00:12:23,423 --> 00:12:26,290
It's like people were playing
the part of college students.
275
00:12:26,956 --> 00:12:28,657
Does that make sense?
276
00:12:28,690 --> 00:12:31,423
Yeah, I mean, that doesn't
sound that bad, honestly.
277
00:12:31,455 --> 00:12:32,623
Cool.
278
00:12:32,656 --> 00:12:34,689
Sure, but give me a
sixer beer, and a joint
279
00:12:34,723 --> 00:12:36,990
with my old pal Hans
over that any day.
280
00:12:40,055 --> 00:12:40,891
Thanks.
281
00:12:43,489 --> 00:12:44,556
All done with these?
282
00:12:45,555 --> 00:12:46,590
Yes, please.
283
00:12:47,956 --> 00:12:49,489
You okay?
284
00:12:49,522 --> 00:12:53,456
Oh yeah, I mean, yes, I am.
285
00:12:53,489 --> 00:12:56,356
Thank you, I needed that.
286
00:12:57,590 --> 00:12:58,956
Sure did.
287
00:12:58,988 --> 00:12:59,889
Could we just grab the bill?
288
00:12:59,921 --> 00:13:00,689
I got it right here for you.
289
00:13:00,722 --> 00:13:02,523
Oh, so efficient.
290
00:13:02,556 --> 00:13:04,457
I do what I can.
291
00:13:04,489 --> 00:13:07,456
I got this, it's a
welcome home gift.
292
00:13:07,489 --> 00:13:09,824
Aw! Thanks dude.
293
00:13:09,857 --> 00:13:11,356
Of course.
294
00:13:11,389 --> 00:13:14,323
Meals on wheels is going
well, yeah, rich guy.
295
00:13:14,356 --> 00:13:16,590
It is, it pays okay.
296
00:13:16,623 --> 00:13:19,390
I mean, they really can't tell
the difference between bills.
297
00:13:19,423 --> 00:13:21,824
So, they always end up
tipping you way too much.
298
00:13:21,856 --> 00:13:23,489
And you don't tell them?
299
00:13:23,522 --> 00:13:25,322
That's so dark shit dude.
300
00:13:25,356 --> 00:13:26,657
No, of course I do.
301
00:13:26,690 --> 00:13:29,690
But then they think it's
cute that I'm being honest,
302
00:13:29,722 --> 00:13:30,956
and they let me keep it.
303
00:13:30,989 --> 00:13:32,623
I bet they do.
304
00:13:32,657 --> 00:13:35,856
No doubt, they love
having a gay delivery guy.
305
00:13:35,888 --> 00:13:38,690
I mean, the only gay in the
village has its upsides.
306
00:13:39,622 --> 00:13:40,989
Pinball?
307
00:13:41,023 --> 00:13:44,390
Heck yeah, it's like the
only sport I'm good at.
308
00:13:44,423 --> 00:13:46,724
Well, that and cribbage.
309
00:13:46,757 --> 00:13:47,889
Cribbage?
310
00:13:47,921 --> 00:13:49,656
Yeah, a lot of
people I deliver to,
311
00:13:49,689 --> 00:13:52,856
are elderly, white
women, so we play.
312
00:13:52,889 --> 00:13:54,322
Cool.
313
00:13:54,356 --> 00:13:56,522
Also, Neither of
those are sports.
314
00:13:56,556 --> 00:13:58,889
Just let me have this, okay.
315
00:13:58,922 --> 00:14:00,657
Dibs on "Star Trek".
316
00:14:00,690 --> 00:14:02,357
You can have it.
317
00:14:02,390 --> 00:14:05,556
Yeah, some of us have
grown up since you left.
318
00:14:05,590 --> 00:14:06,522
I matured to X-men.
319
00:14:06,555 --> 00:14:10,657
Oh, X-men? Okay.
320
00:14:10,690 --> 00:14:11,990
Okay.
321
00:14:12,022 --> 00:14:12,890
Star Trek.
322
00:14:23,423 --> 00:14:24,989
Abby's store not
cutting for you?
323
00:14:26,589 --> 00:14:27,956
Abby's store isn't really
cutting it for anyone.
324
00:14:27,989 --> 00:14:29,657
Oh shit! Is she closing down?
325
00:14:29,690 --> 00:14:32,724
No, she can't really afford
an employee right now.
326
00:14:34,590 --> 00:14:38,490
Look what I found,
look at these photos.
327
00:14:38,523 --> 00:14:41,323
Andie, you were
so gosh darn cute.
328
00:14:41,356 --> 00:14:42,624
Yikes.
329
00:14:42,657 --> 00:14:43,657
Excuse you.
330
00:14:43,690 --> 00:14:44,590
Isn't she precious?
331
00:14:44,623 --> 00:14:46,289
You look like you're autistic.
332
00:14:46,323 --> 00:14:46,956
You're such a dick[laughs].
333
00:14:46,989 --> 00:14:48,624
It's not funny, Dean.
334
00:14:48,657 --> 00:14:49,690
I don't think it's funny either.
335
00:14:49,723 --> 00:14:51,724
She looks just like me.
336
00:14:51,756 --> 00:14:53,624
Oh, that must mean
I have Asperger's.
337
00:14:54,888 --> 00:14:56,389
You do have Asperger's.
338
00:14:57,556 --> 00:15:00,357
Are you looking for
a new job already?
339
00:15:00,390 --> 00:15:02,353
Okay, this was not my fault.
340
00:15:02,355 --> 00:15:03,489
Abby, can't afford me.
341
00:15:04,622 --> 00:15:05,423
Sure.
342
00:15:05,455 --> 00:15:06,256
It's true.
343
00:15:06,289 --> 00:15:07,657
Jesus, look at this one.
344
00:15:10,456 --> 00:15:11,888
You know I wasn't your
mother's first choice, right?
345
00:15:11,922 --> 00:15:13,522
Yeah, I can imagine.
346
00:15:13,556 --> 00:15:14,390
It's not true.
347
00:15:15,555 --> 00:15:17,023
Just knocked you up,
at the right time.
348
00:15:17,056 --> 00:15:18,690
Look how handsome you are.
349
00:15:18,723 --> 00:15:20,524
You see, she can't even deny it.
350
00:15:21,657 --> 00:15:23,324
Really Andie, drinking already.
351
00:15:25,390 --> 00:15:26,523
Can you grab me one too?
352
00:15:26,557 --> 00:15:28,623
Okay, I'm unemployed mom, can
you just let me have one day
353
00:15:28,656 --> 00:15:29,789
of day drinking please?
354
00:15:37,955 --> 00:15:39,289
Thanks.
355
00:15:39,323 --> 00:15:40,289
Come work for me.
356
00:15:42,323 --> 00:15:45,357
Yeah, I could.
357
00:15:45,389 --> 00:15:47,856
I think you're forgetting that
I'm not a licensed therapist.
358
00:15:47,889 --> 00:15:51,390
No, not as a therapist,
as a receptionist.
359
00:15:51,422 --> 00:15:52,756
Ever since Alice,
went back to school.
360
00:15:52,789 --> 00:15:54,724
It's been hard for
me to keep up with...
361
00:15:54,755 --> 00:15:56,590
Look how dumb Neil looks.
362
00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:59,457
Dean, Would you stop
insulting everyone,
363
00:15:59,490 --> 00:16:01,556
and stop making
fun of your kids.
364
00:16:01,589 --> 00:16:02,823
I'm still not sure they're mine.
365
00:16:02,856 --> 00:16:03,956
It's not funny.
366
00:16:03,989 --> 00:16:05,390
I think it's funny.
367
00:16:05,422 --> 00:16:07,290
You just be answering
phones, taking payments,
368
00:16:07,323 --> 00:16:08,523
and managing my calendar.
369
00:16:08,555 --> 00:16:10,322
Jesus, anything
else your majesty?
370
00:16:10,355 --> 00:16:11,788
Well, I could always
hire someone else,
371
00:16:11,822 --> 00:16:13,923
and start charging you rent.
372
00:16:13,956 --> 00:16:14,823
I'll take it.
373
00:16:14,855 --> 00:16:16,356
I thought so.
374
00:16:16,390 --> 00:16:17,923
Look at this stupid
face[laughs].
375
00:16:22,055 --> 00:16:24,023
Yeah, and then I told
him, "You know what?
376
00:16:24,056 --> 00:16:26,856
I was just born
this way."[laughs]
377
00:16:27,721 --> 00:16:28,922
[Penny] Wow! What a story.
378
00:16:28,956 --> 00:16:33,624
Okay, babe, well Abby
[laughs], Penny tells me
379
00:16:33,657 --> 00:16:35,656
your boyfriend is in a band?
380
00:16:35,690 --> 00:16:36,990
Formerly, yes.
381
00:16:37,023 --> 00:16:38,557
Oh, did they break up?
382
00:16:38,590 --> 00:16:39,624
Oh no, we broke up.
383
00:16:39,657 --> 00:16:42,755
Oh my God I knew it, sorry dude.
384
00:16:42,788 --> 00:16:46,689
It's cool, it ran its course.
385
00:16:46,721 --> 00:16:48,855
Looking to find comfort
in another man's arms?
386
00:16:48,888 --> 00:16:50,589
My room's upstairs.
387
00:16:50,622 --> 00:16:51,856
Neil, stop being gross.
388
00:16:52,821 --> 00:16:54,855
It's nice right?
389
00:16:55,789 --> 00:16:58,590
So how did you two meet?
390
00:16:58,623 --> 00:17:03,556
Well, I mean, Oh my
God look at you go.
391
00:17:05,422 --> 00:17:07,922
You know this is
what I miss the most,
392
00:17:07,955 --> 00:17:09,856
I fucking love dinner parties.
393
00:17:09,888 --> 00:17:11,990
I love your dinner parties.
394
00:17:12,022 --> 00:17:14,889
Well, to answer your question.
395
00:17:18,423 --> 00:17:23,424
I was in the club
dancing with some friends
396
00:17:24,489 --> 00:17:27,888
and he comes up behind me,
grabs my ass, sorry Neil.
397
00:17:27,922 --> 00:17:28,723
Oh!
398
00:17:29,689 --> 00:17:32,656
Asks if I'm DTF, you all
know what that means.
399
00:17:32,689 --> 00:17:35,290
And then we've been
together ever since.
400
00:17:35,322 --> 00:17:39,022
Yeah, no, you really need
to stop telling people that.
401
00:17:39,056 --> 00:17:39,990
Okay.
402
00:17:40,022 --> 00:17:40,989
First impression.
403
00:17:42,390 --> 00:17:44,889
No, I'm a TA at VCC.
404
00:17:44,921 --> 00:17:47,556
Yeah, your parents
must be so proud.
405
00:17:47,589 --> 00:17:48,856
Jesus Christ, Neil.
406
00:17:49,788 --> 00:17:51,655
No, it's fine.
407
00:17:51,689 --> 00:17:54,357
A little man with the
jokes huh? all right.
408
00:17:54,390 --> 00:17:58,623
All right, yeah, he's a
TA in my marketing class
409
00:17:58,655 --> 00:18:01,289
and I mean, let's be honest,
410
00:18:01,323 --> 00:18:04,822
couldn't keep his eyes off
this freshmen bod for months.
411
00:18:04,856 --> 00:18:09,656
And finally, he worked up
the courage to ask me out
412
00:18:09,689 --> 00:18:12,556
to see some old people band.
413
00:18:12,590 --> 00:18:15,990
[laughs] Arcade Fire is
not an old person band.
414
00:18:16,022 --> 00:18:17,856
Do you make a habit of leering
415
00:18:17,888 --> 00:18:19,423
at your younger students, Adam?
416
00:18:20,855 --> 00:18:23,889
Well, when you put it that
way, I guess I actually
417
00:18:23,921 --> 00:18:26,456
do sound less creepy
in Penny's story.
418
00:18:29,921 --> 00:18:30,722
Cute.
419
00:18:30,756 --> 00:18:32,390
I'm 25.
420
00:18:32,422 --> 00:18:33,755
He's so old.
421
00:18:33,789 --> 00:18:34,823
It's fine.
422
00:18:34,856 --> 00:18:35,690
He's so old.
423
00:18:38,721 --> 00:18:41,855
[Adam laughs loudly]
424
00:18:41,889 --> 00:18:43,357
[upbeat music]
425
00:18:43,389 --> 00:18:47,756
♪ But I got distracted
by the water's flow ♪
426
00:19:19,456 --> 00:19:20,822
Is that what I think it is?
427
00:19:20,855 --> 00:19:22,688
Here is the apple pie.
428
00:19:22,722 --> 00:19:23,723
Fuck yeah[laughs].
429
00:19:27,489 --> 00:19:29,989
So, I feel like a jerk.
430
00:19:30,023 --> 00:19:34,889
What? Oh that's so fine,
Abby, you overextended.
431
00:19:34,922 --> 00:19:36,390
It happens.
432
00:19:36,423 --> 00:19:37,889
Like, I should've known
that I couldn't afford it
433
00:19:37,921 --> 00:19:41,290
before I offered you a job,
and I was getting overwhelmed.
434
00:19:41,322 --> 00:19:43,688
And I just also really
wanted to help you out.
435
00:19:43,722 --> 00:19:47,323
I know, it's completely okay.
436
00:19:47,355 --> 00:19:50,822
And Hey, I'm only working for
my mom like three days a week.
437
00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:54,522
So, I can come watch your
store whenever you need.
438
00:19:54,555 --> 00:19:55,788
Really?
439
00:19:55,822 --> 00:19:56,856
Yeah.
440
00:19:56,889 --> 00:19:58,457
That's what friends are for.
441
00:19:58,489 --> 00:19:59,855
That's what friends are for.
442
00:19:59,889 --> 00:20:00,856
That's what you sound like.
443
00:20:00,888 --> 00:20:02,755
Fucking go hide in your room.
444
00:20:02,789 --> 00:20:04,655
That's what I was doing anyways.
445
00:20:04,689 --> 00:20:05,590
Bye Abby.
446
00:20:07,055 --> 00:20:07,890
See you dude.
447
00:20:11,621 --> 00:20:12,423
Pie me.
448
00:20:14,489 --> 00:20:16,788
So when you are you flying out?
449
00:20:16,822 --> 00:20:18,457
Tomorrow evening.
450
00:20:20,055 --> 00:20:20,855
Nice.
451
00:20:20,888 --> 00:20:22,423
It's a quick trip, hey.
452
00:20:22,455 --> 00:20:23,955
Yeah, I haven't seen my
parents since Christmas.
453
00:20:23,989 --> 00:20:26,756
So, I figured it was worth
skipping class one Monday.
454
00:20:27,889 --> 00:20:28,923
Cool, cool, cool.
455
00:20:31,922 --> 00:20:36,756
So, when are you planning
on going back to school?
456
00:20:37,988 --> 00:20:40,790
I don't really know that I am.
457
00:20:41,789 --> 00:20:44,855
I'm just kinda figuring
things out as I go, you know.
458
00:20:44,889 --> 00:20:49,856
Sure, but like you
have a plan, right?
459
00:20:51,588 --> 00:20:53,922
No, not really.
460
00:20:54,921 --> 00:20:59,389
Isn't that kind
of irresponsible?
461
00:20:59,423 --> 00:21:00,990
Okay, hey, why don't
we go get a drink?
462
00:21:01,022 --> 00:21:01,822
I'm Fine.
463
00:21:01,856 --> 00:21:02,855
Okay.
464
00:21:02,889 --> 00:21:03,989
Yeah, look dude, I don't know.
465
00:21:04,023 --> 00:21:06,889
But I do know that I'd rather
spend the next few months
466
00:21:06,921 --> 00:21:08,822
or years figuring it out.
467
00:21:08,856 --> 00:21:11,589
Then spending 80 grand
learning about something,
468
00:21:11,622 --> 00:21:13,555
I really don't
give a fuck about.
469
00:21:13,588 --> 00:21:15,422
Yeah, sure, and I'm not
telling you what to do.
470
00:21:15,455 --> 00:21:16,357
Sure you're not.
471
00:21:16,390 --> 00:21:18,389
I mean, this is a crucial age.
472
00:21:18,422 --> 00:21:21,224
Everything you do now affects
the rest of your life.
473
00:21:21,888 --> 00:21:22,722
Sure.
474
00:21:23,855 --> 00:21:25,022
I just don't want you
to make a decision
475
00:21:25,055 --> 00:21:27,589
that'll change your trajectory.
476
00:21:27,621 --> 00:21:28,755
My trajectory.
477
00:21:28,789 --> 00:21:30,423
Come on you're in the Offerman.
478
00:21:31,555 --> 00:21:32,623
I don't really know
what that means,
479
00:21:32,655 --> 00:21:34,922
but what? am I
supposed to be like you
480
00:21:34,956 --> 00:21:37,990
and be yet another millennial
going for a business degree?
481
00:21:38,022 --> 00:21:38,856
Not necessarily.
482
00:21:38,889 --> 00:21:41,521
So, I can compete for
unpaid internships
483
00:21:41,555 --> 00:21:42,889
and maybe become
an associate by 30.
484
00:21:43,919 --> 00:21:44,488
Okay, forget I said anything.
485
00:21:44,522 --> 00:21:46,656
Hey, let's go play
some beer pong, man.
486
00:21:46,688 --> 00:21:48,655
Yeah, come on, come play.
487
00:21:52,921 --> 00:21:53,989
I fucking can't stand that guy.
488
00:21:54,023 --> 00:21:54,822
I know.
489
00:22:01,056 --> 00:22:03,989
[knife chopping]
490
00:22:09,922 --> 00:22:11,723
[sighs]
491
00:22:11,756 --> 00:22:12,856
What's wrong baby?
492
00:22:12,889 --> 00:22:14,956
Fucking Neil.
493
00:22:14,988 --> 00:22:17,256
I know he can be a
bit of a handful.
494
00:22:17,290 --> 00:22:19,521
No, I can actually
handle a handful.
495
00:22:19,555 --> 00:22:23,923
He's always been a handful,
now he's just like mean.
496
00:22:23,956 --> 00:22:26,257
Well, he's on the
verge of puberty
497
00:22:26,290 --> 00:22:28,923
and he's just having a
hard time talking to women.
498
00:22:28,955 --> 00:22:30,755
He's a dick to Dad too.
499
00:22:30,788 --> 00:22:33,956
True, but your father doesn't
exactly command respect.
500
00:22:33,988 --> 00:22:36,688
Okay, he was being
extremely rude to everyone
501
00:22:36,722 --> 00:22:37,756
at my party, last night.
502
00:22:37,789 --> 00:22:39,956
Like, come on, I wasn't that
bad when I was that age.
503
00:22:39,989 --> 00:22:41,089
Oh God, no.
504
00:22:41,122 --> 00:22:45,789
Your problem years were like
14 to I'll keep you posted,
505
00:22:45,821 --> 00:22:46,888
Funny.
506
00:22:46,922 --> 00:22:49,956
Honey, why don't you just
take him out for ice cream,
507
00:22:49,988 --> 00:22:52,922
like you used, hell
even bring Penny.
508
00:22:54,454 --> 00:22:55,388
Okay.
509
00:22:55,422 --> 00:22:56,655
Okay.
510
00:22:59,354 --> 00:23:01,855
Your perspective creates
your reality, hun.
511
00:23:01,889 --> 00:23:02,723
[Andie] Get it.
512
00:23:06,588 --> 00:23:09,257
[geese honking]
513
00:23:16,022 --> 00:23:17,822
[water splashes]
514
00:23:17,855 --> 00:23:20,622
Boom! I am the stone
skipping champion.
515
00:23:20,656 --> 00:23:21,522
Oh yeah?
516
00:23:21,554 --> 00:23:23,455
Yep, suck it up losers.
517
00:23:23,489 --> 00:23:25,856
All right, no one
likes a gloater, Neil.
518
00:23:26,721 --> 00:23:29,355
Okay, ice cream?
519
00:23:29,389 --> 00:23:30,322
Loser pays.
520
00:23:31,888 --> 00:23:34,588
So you're saying you
would've paid if I won.
521
00:23:34,622 --> 00:23:35,456
Nope.
522
00:23:50,455 --> 00:23:51,923
If you're not gonna
give me Abby's number,
523
00:23:51,955 --> 00:23:52,990
then I'm gonna hit on Penny.
524
00:23:53,022 --> 00:23:54,688
Oh, go for it rockstar.
525
00:23:54,721 --> 00:23:56,257
Penny, has a boyfriend.
526
00:23:56,288 --> 00:23:57,689
Right.
527
00:23:57,721 --> 00:24:00,256
Who? That widely successful
guy from last night?
528
00:24:00,289 --> 00:24:00,856
Come on.
529
00:24:00,888 --> 00:24:02,388
You're like six.
530
00:24:02,422 --> 00:24:04,322
And you don't tell someone
you're gonna hit on them.
531
00:24:04,355 --> 00:24:06,288
Then how do you do it?
532
00:24:06,322 --> 00:24:07,423
I could use some pointers.
533
00:24:08,788 --> 00:24:13,622
Are you really asking
like, for someone specific?
534
00:24:14,855 --> 00:24:16,622
Oh, cool.
535
00:24:16,655 --> 00:24:17,955
Oh my God, who is it?
536
00:24:17,988 --> 00:24:20,855
Slow my dear.
537
00:24:20,888 --> 00:24:22,990
To know who it is secrecy
is of the utmost importance
538
00:24:23,022 --> 00:24:23,923
at this age?
539
00:24:23,955 --> 00:24:25,388
Really?
540
00:24:25,421 --> 00:24:26,622
Yeah, man.
541
00:24:26,655 --> 00:24:27,955
Okay, you might think
seeding it with a friend
542
00:24:27,988 --> 00:24:31,856
is a good idea, but
generally it just leads
543
00:24:31,888 --> 00:24:33,355
to way more complications.
544
00:24:33,388 --> 00:24:36,355
Like either they'll start
liking you, for example.
545
00:24:36,389 --> 00:24:39,388
Or they'll start
on a rumor mill.
546
00:24:39,422 --> 00:24:40,856
So, what do I do?
547
00:24:40,888 --> 00:24:42,321
Just kiss her, or something.
548
00:24:42,355 --> 00:24:44,623
Whoa! Who are you,
Harvey Weinstein?
549
00:24:44,655 --> 00:24:48,755
What Penny is trying to
say is that doesn't really
550
00:24:48,789 --> 00:24:49,723
fly anymore.
551
00:24:50,554 --> 00:24:52,356
The game has changed.
552
00:24:52,388 --> 00:24:55,388
Super, just in time
for my puberty.
553
00:24:55,421 --> 00:24:58,656
Yeah, okay, it does suck
from that perspective,
554
00:24:58,688 --> 00:25:02,888
but it kind of, only
from that perspective.
555
00:25:02,922 --> 00:25:05,922
But does that mean I
can't hit on anyone?
556
00:25:05,956 --> 00:25:08,455
is flirting, not feminist?
557
00:25:08,488 --> 00:25:10,521
Wow an enlightened boy, you are.
558
00:25:10,555 --> 00:25:12,223
Yes, thanks Yoda.
559
00:25:14,988 --> 00:25:16,889
No, I do hear what
you're saying,
560
00:25:16,921 --> 00:25:19,989
but they're just two
completely different issues.
561
00:25:20,022 --> 00:25:21,255
Like entirely.
562
00:25:21,288 --> 00:25:23,322
Like yeah, I mean
there's a difference
563
00:25:23,354 --> 00:25:25,355
between flirting and assault.
564
00:25:25,389 --> 00:25:26,322
Yes[laughs].
565
00:25:26,354 --> 00:25:28,455
So what do I do?
566
00:25:28,489 --> 00:25:31,289
Well, do you think she knows?
567
00:25:31,322 --> 00:25:32,456
I don't know.
568
00:25:32,489 --> 00:25:35,255
Have you like caught
her eye, a few times?
569
00:25:35,289 --> 00:25:37,723
Yeah, and did you
like look away fast?
570
00:25:37,755 --> 00:25:39,555
Good, okay, that's good.
571
00:25:40,588 --> 00:25:41,589
Stage one is good.
572
00:25:42,555 --> 00:25:44,422
The next part's gonna be harder.
573
00:25:45,255 --> 00:25:47,723
You're gonna have to
talk to her, alone.
574
00:25:48,955 --> 00:25:49,889
How do I do that?
575
00:25:51,489 --> 00:25:54,421
I think you'll be surprised,
if you're both interested.
576
00:25:54,455 --> 00:25:55,956
It's just gonna happen.
577
00:25:55,988 --> 00:25:59,488
But, the key is, you need
to make that happen soon.
578
00:25:59,521 --> 00:26:02,322
Once eye contact is engaged,
time is of the essence.
579
00:26:02,354 --> 00:26:06,790
Yes, and ask her about
herself, be interested.
580
00:26:08,422 --> 00:26:11,855
Okay, cool, Penny, can we
talk in private, please?
581
00:26:13,822 --> 00:26:15,822
Oh my God[laughs].
582
00:26:18,454 --> 00:26:20,955
Oh God no, and don't
smile like that at her.
583
00:26:20,989 --> 00:26:23,223
Fuck so, you're a
little asshole[laughs].
584
00:26:25,522 --> 00:26:27,323
God, I miss you guys.
585
00:26:30,022 --> 00:26:32,655
And then we just
deal out the cards
586
00:26:32,688 --> 00:26:35,522
and we put the markers
into the board.
587
00:26:35,554 --> 00:26:36,955
That's my favorite part.
588
00:26:36,989 --> 00:26:39,790
Oh, you just like putting
pointy things into tight holes.
589
00:26:41,488 --> 00:26:44,355
And then we just
deal out four cards.
590
00:26:44,388 --> 00:26:46,422
And we call that the crib.
591
00:26:46,454 --> 00:26:47,955
Yeah, I know that.
592
00:26:47,989 --> 00:26:51,456
I read it on the internet, you
didn't think I'd show up here
593
00:26:51,488 --> 00:26:53,656
with a bunch of pros and
not do my research[laughs].
594
00:26:53,688 --> 00:26:55,289
All right then.
595
00:26:57,288 --> 00:26:58,655
Would you knock that off, T?
596
00:26:58,689 --> 00:26:59,922
Knock what off?
597
00:26:59,956 --> 00:27:01,422
You know exactly what
you need to knock off.
598
00:27:01,455 --> 00:27:02,956
He's not home.
599
00:27:02,988 --> 00:27:04,023
Who's not home?
600
00:27:04,055 --> 00:27:05,488
[both] Mr. Daniels.
601
00:27:06,722 --> 00:27:08,288
Who's Mr. Daniels?
602
00:27:08,322 --> 00:27:09,789
Only the most
eligible widower on
603
00:27:09,822 --> 00:27:10,756
this side of main street.
604
00:27:10,788 --> 00:27:12,421
Possibly the whole city.
605
00:27:12,455 --> 00:27:14,556
And why would you think
a man of that caliber
606
00:27:14,589 --> 00:27:16,455
would be interested in you?
607
00:27:16,489 --> 00:27:18,989
How exactly did you
know he wasn't home?
608
00:27:19,023 --> 00:27:21,723
unless you were doing exactly
the same thing, this morning.
609
00:27:21,755 --> 00:27:23,388
We were talking.
610
00:27:23,422 --> 00:27:25,522
Oh, you were just talking?
And you were just conveniently
611
00:27:25,555 --> 00:27:26,855
outside, when he was leaving.
612
00:27:26,888 --> 00:27:27,955
I was having my morning coffee.
613
00:27:27,989 --> 00:27:30,989
And you probably poured him
a cup of that premium shit
614
00:27:31,023 --> 00:27:31,956
that I paid for.
615
00:27:31,988 --> 00:27:33,521
Just being a good neighbor.
616
00:27:33,554 --> 00:27:34,788
You could learn a thing or two.
617
00:27:34,821 --> 00:27:36,955
I'm being a good
neighbor in other ways.
618
00:27:36,989 --> 00:27:41,321
And what way is that? Being
the neighborhood tricycle?
619
00:27:41,354 --> 00:27:43,388
Don't be mad at me just
because I've had more
620
00:27:43,422 --> 00:27:45,356
than one sexual partner
in the past 50 years.
621
00:27:45,388 --> 00:27:49,455
Okay, ladies, Mrs Tremblay
enough with the slut-shaming.
622
00:27:49,488 --> 00:27:50,622
Miss Tremblay, is an
independent woman.
623
00:27:50,656 --> 00:27:52,388
She can sleep with
whoever she wants.
624
00:27:52,422 --> 00:27:54,789
Oh, don't worry, she does.
625
00:27:54,821 --> 00:27:56,556
Hey, you heard her.
626
00:27:57,322 --> 00:28:00,755
Okay, we need to come
up with a solution here.
627
00:28:00,789 --> 00:28:02,556
And what do you have in mind?
628
00:28:04,388 --> 00:28:08,388
I don't know, maybe
you can share him.
629
00:28:08,421 --> 00:28:10,589
With her[laughs], please.
630
00:28:10,621 --> 00:28:13,455
Her body hasn't exactly kept up.
631
00:28:13,489 --> 00:28:17,289
Oh, ha ha ha let's
get this game going.
632
00:28:21,656 --> 00:28:23,388
So, have you guys
always lived together?
633
00:28:23,422 --> 00:28:24,990
Oh no, I just
moved in, recently.
634
00:28:25,021 --> 00:28:26,822
Not recently enough.
635
00:28:26,855 --> 00:28:29,022
It's been almost two years
since she's been invading
636
00:28:29,054 --> 00:28:30,488
my personal space.
637
00:28:30,522 --> 00:28:31,588
That long already?
638
00:28:31,621 --> 00:28:32,955
She's been counting.
639
00:28:32,988 --> 00:28:34,788
She thinks, I need company.
640
00:28:34,822 --> 00:28:37,556
She's scared I'm gonna
turn into an old cook
641
00:28:37,589 --> 00:28:38,856
without Michael.
642
00:28:38,889 --> 00:28:40,556
Yeah, turn into.
643
00:28:40,589 --> 00:28:41,521
[Andie] And Micheal is?
644
00:28:41,555 --> 00:28:42,789
My husband.
645
00:28:42,821 --> 00:28:44,021
Oh, of course, I'm sorry.
646
00:28:44,055 --> 00:28:46,256
Don't be, I killed him.
647
00:28:46,288 --> 00:28:49,722
I joke, it was cancer.
648
00:28:49,755 --> 00:28:52,655
The bastard smoked a
pack a day for 50 years.
649
00:28:52,689 --> 00:28:54,289
You know you can't
do that to people.
650
00:28:54,322 --> 00:28:56,522
You have got crazy
eyes Tremblay.
651
00:28:56,554 --> 00:28:57,956
One of these days,
you're gonna do that,
652
00:28:57,987 --> 00:28:59,855
and somebody's gonna believe
you, and lock you up.
653
00:28:59,888 --> 00:29:02,655
Can you imagine? Orange
is not her color.
654
00:29:02,689 --> 00:29:04,322
Oh, suck a Dick.
655
00:29:04,354 --> 00:29:07,522
That's why I'm always on
this guy, when he's smoking.
656
00:29:07,554 --> 00:29:08,622
I don't smoke.
657
00:29:08,656 --> 00:29:10,388
Oh please.
658
00:29:10,422 --> 00:29:12,623
You don't think I can tell
when you're working high?
659
00:29:12,655 --> 00:29:13,822
We lived through the 60s.
660
00:29:13,855 --> 00:29:15,588
It's not the same as cigarettes.
661
00:29:15,621 --> 00:29:17,456
You know that can't be true.
662
00:29:17,488 --> 00:29:19,355
Okay, Well would you
prefer that I vape?
663
00:29:19,388 --> 00:29:23,455
Oh, please, so you can look
like a giant fucking douche
664
00:29:23,488 --> 00:29:24,421
no thank you.
665
00:29:24,455 --> 00:29:27,590
[Andie laughing loudly]
666
00:29:32,555 --> 00:29:34,022
How'd you two meet?
667
00:29:34,054 --> 00:29:37,755
[both] Womb mates, roommates,
will end up being two mates.
668
00:29:37,789 --> 00:29:40,289
I actually meant how'd
you and Michael meet?
669
00:29:40,321 --> 00:29:43,622
Michael, now that's a story.
670
00:29:43,655 --> 00:29:45,722
He was just home from the war.
671
00:29:45,755 --> 00:29:46,955
World war two?
672
00:29:46,987 --> 00:29:50,288
Vietnam, how old do
you think we are?
673
00:29:50,321 --> 00:29:52,488
Well, you know what
soldiers can be like.
674
00:29:52,521 --> 00:29:55,622
We tried to play the twin
thing on 'em a few times,
675
00:29:55,656 --> 00:29:56,689
but well...
676
00:29:56,722 --> 00:29:58,789
He only had eyes for you.
677
00:29:58,821 --> 00:30:00,522
She has slutty eyes[laughs].
678
00:30:03,689 --> 00:30:05,389
Well it was really
awesome meeting you guys.
679
00:30:05,421 --> 00:30:06,988
It's nice to finally
put faces to names.
680
00:30:07,021 --> 00:30:08,623
Oh, it's a pleasure hun.
681
00:30:08,655 --> 00:30:12,788
When the fax for
humoring tool cooks.
682
00:30:12,822 --> 00:30:14,856
Do you guys wanna do
this again next Thursday?
683
00:30:14,888 --> 00:30:17,656
Don't say things you don't
mean, we'll hold you to it.
684
00:30:17,688 --> 00:30:18,822
No, let's let's do it.
685
00:30:18,856 --> 00:30:21,288
I mean, this could be like a
weekly cribbage club you know?
686
00:30:21,322 --> 00:30:22,955
When you say it
that sounds lame.
687
00:30:22,987 --> 00:30:24,656
All right, next Thursday, it is.
688
00:30:24,688 --> 00:30:26,555
You know something, sweetie?
689
00:30:26,589 --> 00:30:29,623
If you weren't queer,
you'd have a steady ready.
690
00:30:29,655 --> 00:30:31,488
We need to find a
man, for this man.
691
00:30:31,522 --> 00:30:32,623
Don't say queer.
692
00:30:32,656 --> 00:30:34,522
No, that's the good word now.
693
00:30:34,554 --> 00:30:35,589
That can't be true.
694
00:30:35,621 --> 00:30:36,656
No, she's right.
695
00:30:38,055 --> 00:30:39,489
I learn something new every day.
696
00:30:39,521 --> 00:30:41,521
Well, I hear Mr.
Daniels is available.
697
00:30:41,555 --> 00:30:42,456
Watch it.
698
00:30:42,488 --> 00:30:44,255
I'm sorry, all right.
699
00:30:44,289 --> 00:30:46,689
Bye Miss Tremblay, bye Mrs
Tremblay, See you Thursday.
700
00:30:46,722 --> 00:30:48,556
Have a good night you too.
701
00:30:48,588 --> 00:30:50,355
[upbeat music]
702
00:30:50,389 --> 00:30:55,289
♪ I wasted all my time ♪
703
00:30:55,321 --> 00:30:58,588
♪ Searching for the one ♪
704
00:30:58,622 --> 00:31:03,723
♪ That isn't in my mind ♪
705
00:31:04,656 --> 00:31:09,656
♪ I held your hand so long ♪
706
00:31:10,354 --> 00:31:13,455
♪ That in the end felt wrong ♪
707
00:31:13,488 --> 00:31:18,489
♪ That's why I'm giving up ♪
708
00:31:19,389 --> 00:31:24,289
♪ Saying I'll be on my own ♪
709
00:31:26,788 --> 00:31:30,389
♪ Saying I'll be on my own ♪
710
00:31:30,421 --> 00:31:33,488
How much money did Miss
Tremblay slide to you?
711
00:31:33,522 --> 00:31:35,989
$50, she said to buy
you something nice.
712
00:31:36,021 --> 00:31:39,488
Buy me something
nice? [laughs]. Cute.
713
00:31:42,054 --> 00:31:44,622
You were so close,
you really were.
714
00:31:44,655 --> 00:31:46,854
You know, I'm not as good
at cribbage as I said I was.
715
00:31:46,887 --> 00:31:47,689
I know.
716
00:31:49,689 --> 00:31:51,821
Should we like get
dinner or something?
717
00:31:51,855 --> 00:31:54,323
Instead of just drinking
Jean's money away?
718
00:31:56,288 --> 00:31:57,488
We could gamble it away.
719
00:31:59,621 --> 00:32:00,955
I think the Tremblays
would be proud.
720
00:32:00,987 --> 00:32:02,656
I think they would.
721
00:32:02,688 --> 00:32:04,755
I think they'd be very proud.
722
00:32:04,788 --> 00:32:07,988
Yeah, definitely
gambling hoes[laughs].
723
00:32:15,355 --> 00:32:18,723
Well, this is how I
spend our last dollar.
724
00:32:20,987 --> 00:32:24,622
I mean, we do have more
money, like our own money.
725
00:32:24,655 --> 00:32:25,755
It feels more badass this way.
726
00:32:25,787 --> 00:32:28,589
Totally.
727
00:32:28,621 --> 00:32:29,421
You should do it.
728
00:32:29,455 --> 00:32:30,754
You should do this.
729
00:32:54,755 --> 00:32:55,755
Well?
730
00:32:59,388 --> 00:33:00,722
We just won $20.
731
00:33:00,754 --> 00:33:03,522
$20? [laughs].
732
00:33:06,787 --> 00:33:08,854
What could we invest in?
733
00:33:08,887 --> 00:33:09,688
More tabs.
734
00:33:09,721 --> 00:33:10,789
More tabs?
735
00:33:12,755 --> 00:33:14,389
Oh my God, yes.
736
00:33:40,755 --> 00:33:41,955
[Anderson] How do you tell
your kids who think you're
737
00:33:41,988 --> 00:33:45,855
their hero that you're gay?
738
00:33:47,522 --> 00:33:52,256
I know it's 2018, but what nine
or 10 year old wants to hear
739
00:33:52,288 --> 00:33:54,622
that their dad is someone
totally different.
740
00:33:59,721 --> 00:34:01,489
I'm hearing a lot of fear.
741
00:34:01,521 --> 00:34:02,721
Yeah, I'm afraid.
742
00:34:04,288 --> 00:34:05,821
I'm afraid of losing them.
743
00:34:05,855 --> 00:34:07,590
I love them so much.
744
00:34:17,321 --> 00:34:20,888
I don't feel I have a right
to, you don't have kids.
745
00:34:20,921 --> 00:34:23,889
And get to change your
mind about your family.
746
00:34:39,954 --> 00:34:44,955
Ben, I'm hearing a lot of fear.
747
00:34:46,589 --> 00:34:49,889
I'm also hearing a lot of love
from a devoted father, Ben.
748
00:34:52,489 --> 00:34:53,523
Thank you, Karen.
749
00:34:53,555 --> 00:34:56,622
You're doing a great job
in a really hard situation.
750
00:34:58,588 --> 00:35:00,788
I see Andie's back.
751
00:35:00,821 --> 00:35:02,755
I'm getting a sense
that you're wanting
752
00:35:02,788 --> 00:35:04,655
to wrap things up for today?
753
00:35:04,688 --> 00:35:05,855
Is that on track?
754
00:35:05,888 --> 00:35:09,256
If by wrap up, you
mean put it in its box
755
00:35:09,289 --> 00:35:10,755
lock it 10 times[laughs].
756
00:35:10,787 --> 00:35:11,955
Clamp it down, yeah.
757
00:35:11,987 --> 00:35:13,587
Unitl this exact time next week?
758
00:35:13,621 --> 00:35:14,755
Then yes.
759
00:35:14,787 --> 00:35:17,522
Okay, and yes.
760
00:35:18,422 --> 00:35:19,522
Andie's back.
761
00:35:20,955 --> 00:35:22,955
Ah, don't worry,
she's a special one.
762
00:35:22,987 --> 00:35:24,255
She'll be okay.
763
00:35:24,289 --> 00:35:24,887
Yeah.
764
00:35:24,920 --> 00:35:25,955
Bike smooth, Karen.
765
00:35:33,820 --> 00:35:34,622
[door opens]
766
00:35:34,655 --> 00:35:35,455
Hey, Andie.
767
00:35:35,488 --> 00:35:36,388
Feeling cured Mr?
768
00:35:36,422 --> 00:35:37,755
Yeah, I think that's it for me.
769
00:35:37,787 --> 00:35:40,322
Cool, I'll just cancel
all your next sessions.
770
00:35:40,354 --> 00:35:42,523
Absolutely not, no.
771
00:35:43,720 --> 00:35:46,255
So? How's your new
crop of students?
772
00:35:47,687 --> 00:35:50,455
I mean they're not you guys,
but they're not bad, I guess.
773
00:35:50,489 --> 00:35:52,555
I mean, I'm drinking
more but that's probably
774
00:35:52,588 --> 00:35:53,488
not their fault.
775
00:35:54,921 --> 00:35:58,855
How do you feel about.. Do
you wanna get a beer later?
776
00:35:59,887 --> 00:36:00,654
Yeah, sure.
777
00:36:00,688 --> 00:36:01,522
Yeah?
778
00:36:01,553 --> 00:36:02,922
Why not?
779
00:36:02,954 --> 00:36:03,754
Do you like the Hallway?
780
00:36:03,787 --> 00:36:04,788
Do you know that place?
781
00:36:04,820 --> 00:36:05,921
Of course, I know
you the Hallway.
782
00:36:05,955 --> 00:36:06,854
Cool I fucking love that place.
783
00:36:06,889 --> 00:36:09,788
Sweet, so I'll see you
there like, 8:00 p.m.
784
00:36:09,821 --> 00:36:10,854
8:00 p.m. great.
785
00:36:10,887 --> 00:36:11,887
Awesome.
786
00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:12,954
Catch you then.
787
00:36:12,988 --> 00:36:14,821
Yeah, see you then, hilarious.
788
00:36:14,854 --> 00:36:16,688
Oh, you owe me money.
789
00:36:17,887 --> 00:36:20,021
Ooh, I forgot my wallet.
790
00:36:20,055 --> 00:36:20,955
Oh!
791
00:36:20,987 --> 00:36:22,954
Ah! Just kidding.
792
00:36:22,987 --> 00:36:25,455
Cool Mr. A with his
jokes, there you go.
793
00:36:26,455 --> 00:36:27,855
Thanks, Andie, catch you later.
794
00:36:27,888 --> 00:36:28,687
Bye.
795
00:36:28,720 --> 00:36:29,788
Welcome home.
796
00:36:29,821 --> 00:36:30,955
Thank you, yeah.
797
00:36:38,855 --> 00:36:40,621
So this is weird, right?
798
00:36:41,720 --> 00:36:43,654
No, I don't think it's weird.
799
00:36:43,687 --> 00:36:45,421
Like I think of it this way,
800
00:36:45,454 --> 00:36:47,554
I've got other
friends in their 30s.
801
00:36:47,587 --> 00:36:51,788
Someone just happened to
teach us to kill mockingbird.
802
00:36:51,820 --> 00:36:52,821
Be normal.
803
00:36:52,854 --> 00:36:53,888
Normal.
804
00:36:59,921 --> 00:37:01,888
Hey, I hope we didn't
keep you waiting too long.
805
00:37:01,921 --> 00:37:03,955
Not at all, I have beer
to keep me company.
806
00:37:03,988 --> 00:37:04,854
I'm glad.
807
00:37:04,887 --> 00:37:05,888
Hey, Hans.
808
00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:07,522
Hey, Mr. Anderson.
809
00:37:08,488 --> 00:37:09,922
I think if we're gonna
be hanging out socially
810
00:37:09,954 --> 00:37:11,022
you should call me Ben.
811
00:37:11,055 --> 00:37:12,389
Right, yeah, Ben.
812
00:37:12,422 --> 00:37:16,356
No, Mr A. I'm
sticking with Mr A.
813
00:37:16,389 --> 00:37:17,622
That's way too weird.
814
00:37:17,655 --> 00:37:19,655
Like first name Mr.
last name, Anderson.
815
00:37:19,687 --> 00:37:20,989
Ben, does not exist to me.
816
00:37:21,021 --> 00:37:21,888
Okay, fair enough.
817
00:37:21,921 --> 00:37:22,989
How weird is that.
818
00:37:27,354 --> 00:37:29,321
No, but I'm sure
no one's lived up
819
00:37:29,354 --> 00:37:31,487
to the theater legend
of Hans, right?
820
00:37:31,521 --> 00:37:33,822
No one understudies
quite like you, dude.
821
00:37:34,855 --> 00:37:37,488
So Hans, I caught up with
Andie, a little earlier.
822
00:37:37,521 --> 00:37:39,655
What's been going on with you?
823
00:37:39,687 --> 00:37:44,655
Oh, not much, just been
working, skateboarding.
824
00:37:44,688 --> 00:37:46,789
Getting high.
825
00:37:47,822 --> 00:37:49,855
Please, like I didn't know
you were getting stoned
826
00:37:49,887 --> 00:37:51,222
every day in class.
827
00:37:52,788 --> 00:37:55,922
I mean, to be fair, it was
more like three days a week.
828
00:37:55,954 --> 00:37:56,788
So[laughs].
829
00:37:57,888 --> 00:37:59,356
Are you dating anyone?
830
00:38:01,620 --> 00:38:02,454
What?
831
00:38:03,322 --> 00:38:03,956
Sparks flying?
832
00:38:05,587 --> 00:38:06,421
When?
833
00:38:08,955 --> 00:38:10,855
Well, I assume that
means you overheard
834
00:38:10,888 --> 00:38:13,288
a confidential conversation
I had with your mom.
835
00:38:17,821 --> 00:38:18,655
Maybe.
836
00:38:20,588 --> 00:38:22,322
I'm married Andie.
837
00:38:22,355 --> 00:38:24,955
And while I'm figuring this out
838
00:38:24,988 --> 00:38:28,654
I respect that and
I respect my wife.
839
00:38:28,687 --> 00:38:31,755
Do you really think I want
my first sexual experience
840
00:38:31,787 --> 00:38:34,356
with a man to be with Hans?
841
00:38:34,388 --> 00:38:35,854
No offense, dude.
842
00:38:35,888 --> 00:38:37,256
None, taken.
843
00:38:37,288 --> 00:38:39,222
I'm not really a first
choice kinda guy.
844
00:38:42,621 --> 00:38:44,255
I'm sorry.
845
00:38:44,288 --> 00:38:46,588
I was just completely
out of line.
846
00:38:46,620 --> 00:38:47,454
You were.
847
00:38:48,921 --> 00:38:51,022
But I just want you to be happy
848
00:38:51,055 --> 00:38:53,921
and I think you'd be a lot
happier if you came out.
849
00:38:53,954 --> 00:38:56,355
That is not for you
to decide Andie.
850
00:38:59,988 --> 00:39:04,455
Look, overall I had a
lot of fun this evening.
851
00:39:04,488 --> 00:39:06,754
And let's just pretend the
last two minutes didn't happen.
852
00:39:06,787 --> 00:39:07,587
Okay?
853
00:39:07,621 --> 00:39:08,589
Yes, please.
854
00:39:10,021 --> 00:39:12,921
But I got to get back to the
fam, first round's on me.
855
00:39:26,553 --> 00:39:27,821
So how's everything?
856
00:39:27,855 --> 00:39:28,955
Super, thank you.
857
00:39:30,353 --> 00:39:31,754
Just remembering why
I don't hang around
858
00:39:31,787 --> 00:39:33,387
with 20 year olds anymore.
859
00:39:59,289 --> 00:40:02,289
I'm not gay.
860
00:40:05,920 --> 00:40:07,587
[laughs] Shut up.
861
00:40:07,621 --> 00:40:08,922
No, seriously.
862
00:40:12,453 --> 00:40:13,287
What?
863
00:40:15,021 --> 00:40:17,821
You were the only openly
gay kid in our class.
864
00:40:17,855 --> 00:40:18,989
Yeah, I know.
865
00:40:20,820 --> 00:40:23,887
Okay, so you're saying,
you're not attracted
866
00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:24,787
to men anymore?
867
00:40:24,821 --> 00:40:27,555
No, like I never was.
868
00:40:28,855 --> 00:40:30,855
Your coming out video
went like viral.
869
00:40:31,821 --> 00:40:36,922
All through elementary
school people made fun of me
870
00:40:37,487 --> 00:40:39,455
for being bad at sports,
871
00:40:39,487 --> 00:40:42,921
or being in band or
whatever, you know.
872
00:40:44,354 --> 00:40:45,887
Sure.
873
00:40:45,920 --> 00:40:48,287
So the summer before high school
874
00:40:48,321 --> 00:40:52,755
I visited my family in Montreal,
my cousin Vince, he's gay.
875
00:40:52,788 --> 00:40:55,288
And he gave me the idea.
876
00:40:56,521 --> 00:40:58,588
Your gay cousin tells
you to pretend to be gay.
877
00:40:58,620 --> 00:41:00,354
No, Jesus Christ, not like that.
878
00:41:00,388 --> 00:41:03,488
No, he was, you know,
879
00:41:03,521 --> 00:41:06,355
and he's like the
coolest guy that I know.
880
00:41:06,388 --> 00:41:11,321
And it was 2012, and Frank
Ocean had just come out
881
00:41:11,354 --> 00:41:15,956
and I don't know, being
gay was kind of cool.
882
00:41:16,988 --> 00:41:21,922
So I figured if I pretended to
be gay just for high school,
883
00:41:23,287 --> 00:41:25,354
maybe I wouldn't get
laid or whatever.
884
00:41:25,387 --> 00:41:27,721
But maybe I could be cool.
885
00:41:29,022 --> 00:41:32,554
Wow, So I guess that
worked out for you hey?
886
00:41:32,588 --> 00:41:37,589
I mean, yeah, I was fucking
prom king, but I also thought
887
00:41:39,021 --> 00:41:40,587
that I would be out of this
town right after I graduated,
888
00:41:40,620 --> 00:41:42,955
and never come back, so.
889
00:41:45,688 --> 00:41:47,022
[Andie laughing loudly]
890
00:41:47,054 --> 00:41:48,320
It's not fucking funny.
891
00:41:48,353 --> 00:41:50,288
I mean it kind of is.
892
00:41:50,320 --> 00:41:51,421
I guess.
893
00:41:53,855 --> 00:41:56,821
I don't expect
you to understand.
894
00:41:56,854 --> 00:41:59,254
You've always had a thing.
895
00:42:00,287 --> 00:42:01,721
What do you mean?
896
00:42:01,755 --> 00:42:03,988
Come on, you're Andie Offerman.
897
00:42:05,754 --> 00:42:09,888
Yeah, I'm Andie
Offerman, the girl who
898
00:42:09,921 --> 00:42:12,322
can't finish her first
year of university.
899
00:42:13,587 --> 00:42:15,754
The girl who can't keep
a job and has absolutely,
900
00:42:15,788 --> 00:42:17,322
no direction in life.
901
00:42:18,854 --> 00:42:21,354
Everybody knows you're
destined for great things.
902
00:42:21,387 --> 00:42:23,454
Andie you're special.
903
00:42:23,488 --> 00:42:27,355
Yeah, people have been saying
shit like that for probably,
904
00:42:27,388 --> 00:42:29,288
as long as I can remember.
905
00:42:29,321 --> 00:42:31,955
You know that I like
have something special.
906
00:42:31,988 --> 00:42:36,354
But Hans I'm not
good at anything.
907
00:42:37,721 --> 00:42:42,587
Who knows, maybe special
908
00:42:42,620 --> 00:42:44,955
is just another
word for obnoxious.
909
00:42:48,420 --> 00:42:50,287
I think you're special.
910
00:42:55,654 --> 00:42:56,454
Sorry.
911
00:42:56,488 --> 00:42:57,855
Don't, don't be.
912
00:42:59,387 --> 00:43:04,487
♪ Young love ♪
913
00:43:07,021 --> 00:43:12,222
♪ Young love ♪
914
00:43:15,021 --> 00:43:16,454
♪ Young love ♪
915
00:43:16,488 --> 00:43:21,488
♪ He was brand new to this ♪
916
00:43:24,755 --> 00:43:27,689
♪ Free on the tree ♪
917
00:43:33,654 --> 00:43:36,921
Is this your first
time seeing boobs?
918
00:43:39,554 --> 00:43:43,388
♪ Young love ♪
919
00:43:43,421 --> 00:43:48,421
♪ Young love ♪
920
00:43:49,120 --> 00:43:52,387
♪ Is it a crime to be young ♪
921
00:43:58,453 --> 00:44:01,354
Hey Andie, I can't
figure out how to...
922
00:44:02,688 --> 00:44:05,321
Oh, my mistake.
923
00:44:05,354 --> 00:44:07,355
[curtain closes]
924
00:44:07,388 --> 00:44:10,421
Shit, fuck shit.
925
00:44:10,454 --> 00:44:11,521
Hans it's fine.
926
00:44:11,554 --> 00:44:13,387
No, it's not.
927
00:44:13,420 --> 00:44:14,520
Where are you going?
928
00:44:14,553 --> 00:44:16,721
I have to go
apologize man to man.
929
00:44:16,754 --> 00:44:17,554
No.
930
00:44:17,588 --> 00:44:18,889
Yes, I do.
931
00:44:21,488 --> 00:44:22,755
Hans, you really, don't.
932
00:44:24,920 --> 00:44:27,521
♪ Young love ♪
933
00:44:29,453 --> 00:44:33,922
Mr. Offerman, I'm not sure
if you remember me, but...
934
00:44:33,954 --> 00:44:35,354
Sure, I do, Hans.
935
00:44:36,021 --> 00:44:38,554
Right, Hans, that's me good.
936
00:44:38,587 --> 00:44:43,588
Okay, I'm so sorry that you
just saw, what you just saw.
937
00:44:45,020 --> 00:44:48,487
I just want you to know that
I have the best of intentions
938
00:44:48,521 --> 00:44:49,455
with your daughter.
939
00:44:51,755 --> 00:44:55,354
We were drinking a little
bit, like not too much,
940
00:44:55,387 --> 00:44:57,822
but we were drinking
a little bit.
941
00:44:57,854 --> 00:45:00,954
And Mr. Anderson was there.
942
00:45:00,987 --> 00:45:04,420
He wasn't there,
upstairs just now, right.
943
00:45:04,454 --> 00:45:07,855
But he was at the bar with
us and anyways, you know
944
00:45:07,888 --> 00:45:11,554
one thing led to another,
and next thing you know...
945
00:45:11,588 --> 00:45:13,488
You were trying to
fuck my daughter.
946
00:45:18,487 --> 00:45:20,754
I'm so sorry, again.
947
00:45:20,788 --> 00:45:25,788
I have nothing but
respect for your daughter,
948
00:45:26,954 --> 00:45:28,120
and I would never do
anything, to harm her.
949
00:45:28,153 --> 00:45:33,554
I was raised by a single mother,
so I respect women so much.
950
00:45:38,621 --> 00:45:39,655
Okay.
951
00:45:42,554 --> 00:45:43,589
Okay.
952
00:45:50,787 --> 00:45:54,254
[Dean laughing loudly]
953
00:45:58,453 --> 00:46:01,254
I may have the best intentions
with your daughter[laughs].
954
00:46:01,288 --> 00:46:05,722
Are you done? you're the worst.
955
00:46:05,754 --> 00:46:09,554
Maybe next time knock
before entering a room.
956
00:46:09,588 --> 00:46:11,588
Where do you even
find these guys?
957
00:46:11,621 --> 00:46:13,488
Also I thought, he was gay.
958
00:46:16,554 --> 00:46:17,988
Yeah, so did I.
959
00:46:19,520 --> 00:46:20,855
What the fuck...
960
00:46:26,787 --> 00:46:27,688
Don't even.
961
00:46:29,621 --> 00:46:31,789
[Karen] Andrea Offerman.
962
00:46:33,521 --> 00:46:34,822
What the hell do you
think you're doing
963
00:46:34,855 --> 00:46:37,254
meddling with one of my clients?
964
00:46:37,287 --> 00:46:38,454
Oh!
965
00:46:38,487 --> 00:46:42,854
Don't you oh me,
you eavesdropped on sensitive information
966
00:46:42,887 --> 00:46:45,854
and then tried to help one
of my clients come out.
967
00:46:45,888 --> 00:46:47,420
He's my teacher too.
968
00:46:47,454 --> 00:46:48,555
Mr. Anderson?
969
00:46:48,587 --> 00:46:50,587
That is bullshit.
970
00:46:50,620 --> 00:46:52,420
You should not have listened.
971
00:46:52,453 --> 00:46:54,621
And you sure as hell shouldn't
have approached him about it.
972
00:46:54,654 --> 00:46:56,487
I'm sorry.
973
00:46:56,520 --> 00:46:58,654
Do you understand how
unprofessional this makes me look?
974
00:46:58,688 --> 00:46:59,587
I'm sorry.
975
00:46:59,620 --> 00:47:01,287
You bet your ass you're sorry.
976
00:47:01,321 --> 00:47:03,522
It's not like nobody
knows, everyone guessed it.
977
00:47:06,620 --> 00:47:07,755
You're on your own kiddo.
978
00:47:07,788 --> 00:47:09,854
Damn straight she is.
979
00:47:09,886 --> 00:47:14,887
His wife and family don't
know, but you thought
980
00:47:15,421 --> 00:47:16,588
every teacher was gay.
981
00:47:16,621 --> 00:47:17,887
So, that's no surprise.
982
00:47:17,920 --> 00:47:18,822
Mom.
983
00:47:18,855 --> 00:47:21,587
I almost lost him as a client.
984
00:47:21,620 --> 00:47:24,420
And he's in a very vulnerable
position right now.
985
00:47:24,454 --> 00:47:25,588
Mom, I'm sorry.
986
00:47:25,621 --> 00:47:27,387
You're fired is what you are.
987
00:47:27,420 --> 00:47:28,488
Fine.
988
00:47:28,520 --> 00:47:31,287
It is really time, that you
learned that your choices
989
00:47:31,320 --> 00:47:33,754
have consequences,
drop out of college,
990
00:47:33,787 --> 00:47:36,988
and expect the world is
gonna take care of you.
991
00:47:37,020 --> 00:47:39,254
Well, you have to take care
of yourself from now on
992
00:47:39,288 --> 00:47:40,722
young lady.
993
00:47:40,755 --> 00:47:45,755
I wanna charge you rent,
$50, no, $100 a week.
994
00:47:46,287 --> 00:47:47,688
Rent, are you kidding?
995
00:47:47,720 --> 00:47:51,655
No, do every Friday,
starting this Friday.
996
00:47:51,687 --> 00:47:53,622
No more supporting a slerk.
997
00:47:57,788 --> 00:48:02,288
♪ Behind the house
I left my body ♪
998
00:48:02,321 --> 00:48:05,555
♪ I left my soul
down in the valley ♪
999
00:48:05,588 --> 00:48:09,255
♪ No is there that's me ♪
1000
00:48:09,287 --> 00:48:13,588
♪ But I won't leave my heart ♪
1001
00:48:13,620 --> 00:48:17,589
♪ With any hand
that asks for more ♪
1002
00:48:26,654 --> 00:48:27,588
What's wrong?
1003
00:48:29,053 --> 00:48:29,888
Nothing.
1004
00:48:31,786 --> 00:48:32,988
I know what you're gonna say,
1005
00:48:33,020 --> 00:48:34,588
you're gonna say, it
was too hard on Andie.
1006
00:48:34,621 --> 00:48:38,488
But she's got to learn that
her actions have consequences.
1007
00:48:38,521 --> 00:48:40,222
That's not what I was gonna say.
1008
00:48:41,453 --> 00:48:44,354
I mean, I do think that though.
1009
00:48:45,819 --> 00:48:46,721
Then what is it?
1010
00:48:49,920 --> 00:48:54,555
Sometimes you are so focused
on people being stable,
1011
00:48:54,588 --> 00:48:57,222
that you don't see
them for who they are.
1012
00:48:58,287 --> 00:48:58,888
People?
1013
00:48:59,787 --> 00:49:02,555
Andie, me.
1014
00:49:03,721 --> 00:49:05,487
I want you to see me.
1015
00:49:05,521 --> 00:49:06,754
I do see you.
1016
00:49:08,986 --> 00:49:10,688
That's not what I mean.
1017
00:49:10,721 --> 00:49:12,854
What do you mean then?
1018
00:49:12,886 --> 00:49:14,988
You need to articulate
your feelings dear.
1019
00:49:16,754 --> 00:49:18,488
You met me at my prime.
1020
00:49:18,521 --> 00:49:19,921
I was an acclaimed playwright.
1021
00:49:20,887 --> 00:49:24,787
And I know you think I'm
not living up to that.
1022
00:49:24,820 --> 00:49:28,355
I just know what
you're both capable of.
1023
00:49:29,687 --> 00:49:32,621
Are you ever gonna see me?
1024
00:49:33,587 --> 00:49:37,787
Not who you think I
could be, just me as I am
1025
00:49:37,820 --> 00:49:40,222
and think that that's enough?
1026
00:49:44,053 --> 00:49:44,887
Karen?
1027
00:49:48,720 --> 00:49:49,987
I don't know.
1028
00:50:12,487 --> 00:50:13,853
[door slams]
1029
00:50:15,720 --> 00:50:17,754
You look a little
nervous, kiddo.
1030
00:50:17,787 --> 00:50:20,720
Nah, yeah, I guess I am.
1031
00:50:20,753 --> 00:50:23,654
I haven't seen you like
this in a while, long while.
1032
00:50:24,986 --> 00:50:26,720
Do you think this
is a good idea?
1033
00:50:27,719 --> 00:50:29,853
Look what happened with mom.
1034
00:50:29,887 --> 00:50:30,887
This is the arts.
1035
00:50:30,919 --> 00:50:32,820
Everyone knows
everyone's business.
1036
00:50:36,021 --> 00:50:38,520
Okay, is there anything I
need to know before going in?
1037
00:50:38,553 --> 00:50:40,887
Heck yeah, but I'm not
gonna tell you that.
1038
00:50:41,819 --> 00:50:43,821
Crew will take care of you.
1039
00:50:43,853 --> 00:50:46,820
You gotta stand on your own
two feet Miss Business lady.
1040
00:50:48,886 --> 00:50:49,887
Come on.
1041
00:50:50,819 --> 00:50:51,820
[car engine ignites]
1042
00:50:51,854 --> 00:50:53,921
[car engine roars]
1043
00:50:53,954 --> 00:50:54,987
Hi, Dean.
1044
00:50:55,020 --> 00:50:56,621
Hey man.
1045
00:50:56,654 --> 00:50:57,953
This must be Andie.
1046
00:50:57,986 --> 00:51:00,686
I sure as heck am Liam,
a pleasure I'm sure.
1047
00:51:00,720 --> 00:51:02,521
Charmed.
1048
00:51:02,553 --> 00:51:04,320
So what can I do,
where do you need me?
1049
00:51:04,353 --> 00:51:06,554
Enthusiastic, I like that.
1050
00:51:06,587 --> 00:51:09,487
Well, we're gonna
start with this.
1051
00:51:09,520 --> 00:51:12,721
It's supposed to be a
boat, a damn minimalist
1052
00:51:12,754 --> 00:51:14,222
obscure directors.
1053
00:51:15,687 --> 00:51:17,921
Making my life
hard all the time.
1054
00:51:17,953 --> 00:51:21,754
So I don't know, I mean,
Dean wants this to be a boat.
1055
00:51:21,786 --> 00:51:24,554
So, right now it's looking
more like a bunch of rags
1056
00:51:24,587 --> 00:51:25,886
hanging out in space.
1057
00:51:25,920 --> 00:51:26,721
It really does.
1058
00:51:26,754 --> 00:51:27,653
Yeah, Right?
1059
00:51:27,688 --> 00:51:29,887
So, I don't really know
what to do with it.
1060
00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:32,686
We get some old iron fittings.
1061
00:51:32,719 --> 00:51:35,753
Couple of ropes, not many.
1062
00:51:35,787 --> 00:51:38,455
What are those
wooden handle things,
1063
00:51:38,488 --> 00:51:39,621
that attach ropes
on to big ships?
1064
00:51:39,654 --> 00:51:40,455
Cleats.
1065
00:51:40,487 --> 00:51:41,687
Yeah.
1066
00:51:41,719 --> 00:51:42,686
I was thinking of
the same thing.
1067
00:51:42,720 --> 00:51:44,554
It's like, you read my mind.
1068
00:51:44,587 --> 00:51:46,254
Would you like to start
with a shopping trip?
1069
00:51:48,754 --> 00:51:49,555
Oh, that'd be perfect.
1070
00:51:49,587 --> 00:51:50,387
It's a start.
1071
00:51:51,854 --> 00:51:54,820
We could even like, I wasn't
thinking of these ones
1072
00:51:54,853 --> 00:51:56,454
but like something that
looks more like this.
1073
00:51:56,488 --> 00:51:57,721
A little bit old school?
1074
00:51:57,754 --> 00:52:00,754
Yeah, like whenever we
get, if we bought a new,
1075
00:52:00,787 --> 00:52:01,821
could we make it
look a little older,
1076
00:52:01,853 --> 00:52:03,786
we like rub it in
dirt or something.
1077
00:52:03,820 --> 00:52:05,288
Yeah, we do that all the time.
1078
00:52:05,321 --> 00:52:06,754
Okay.
1079
00:52:06,787 --> 00:52:08,821
I was thinking maybe we
bring this up a little bit.
1080
00:52:08,853 --> 00:52:10,454
So, it's filling the
space a little more
1081
00:52:10,488 --> 00:52:12,820
and we can run some
of these rags up
1082
00:52:12,853 --> 00:52:15,288
to make it look
more like a sail?
1083
00:52:15,320 --> 00:52:16,520
Sail, yeah.
1084
00:52:16,553 --> 00:52:18,954
You are reading my
mind, this might work.
1085
00:52:24,787 --> 00:52:25,854
[door closes]
1086
00:52:29,487 --> 00:52:30,322
Hello?
1087
00:52:33,754 --> 00:52:36,422
[uptempo music]
1088
00:52:45,552 --> 00:52:48,221
[upbeat music]
1089
00:53:08,853 --> 00:53:11,321
[Dean] Hey dude, good day?
1090
00:53:12,987 --> 00:53:13,821
Hungry?
1091
00:53:15,054 --> 00:53:17,821
Cool, we're downstairs
if wanna join us.
1092
00:53:21,954 --> 00:53:23,388
[Andie] Is Neil, eating?
1093
00:53:23,421 --> 00:53:25,921
[Dean] I don't think so,
he's in a mood, I think.
1094
00:53:25,954 --> 00:53:27,955
Stop talking about me.
1095
00:53:31,520 --> 00:53:34,587
Yeah, who knows, maybe
I won't get fired
1096
00:53:34,619 --> 00:53:35,821
from this job after a week.
1097
00:53:35,853 --> 00:53:37,987
Wow, that would be
an accomplishment.
1098
00:53:40,320 --> 00:53:41,222
Shut up.
1099
00:53:44,054 --> 00:53:46,654
What's up with you,
you're acting kinda weird.
1100
00:53:51,420 --> 00:53:53,587
Oh no,
1101
00:53:56,453 --> 00:53:57,254
okay.
1102
00:53:58,586 --> 00:53:59,853
It's not personal at all.
1103
00:53:59,887 --> 00:54:00,955
No, yeah, right.
1104
00:54:03,020 --> 00:54:05,454
I think one day we
could for sure have
1105
00:54:05,486 --> 00:54:09,221
I don't know a thing?
1106
00:54:10,321 --> 00:54:11,621
You do?
1107
00:54:11,654 --> 00:54:14,454
Yeah, don't you?
1108
00:54:14,486 --> 00:54:16,620
No, I mean, yeah totally.
1109
00:54:16,653 --> 00:54:20,886
I just, fuck I'm in this weird
transitional period and...
1110
00:54:20,919 --> 00:54:22,686
No, yeah, I know it's okay.
1111
00:54:22,719 --> 00:54:23,954
I get it Andie.
1112
00:54:25,753 --> 00:54:29,720
Okay, you're the best.
1113
00:54:32,954 --> 00:54:35,254
But If we did have
sex you'd probably
1114
00:54:35,287 --> 00:54:36,921
be singing a different
tune right now.
1115
00:54:36,954 --> 00:54:37,753
That's all I'm saying.
1116
00:54:37,786 --> 00:54:38,886
Would I?
1117
00:54:38,921 --> 00:54:40,886
I mean, they don't call me
the love machine, for nothing.
1118
00:54:40,919 --> 00:54:41,953
You're right, they
do call you that.
1119
00:54:41,987 --> 00:54:43,454
Yeah, they do, so.
1120
00:54:50,354 --> 00:54:51,786
I know, I got laid a
lot in high school.
1121
00:54:51,819 --> 00:54:52,954
That's my cat.
1122
00:54:54,720 --> 00:54:55,987
What?
1123
00:54:56,020 --> 00:54:58,020
I'm sorry, but I'm
almost positive.
1124
00:54:58,054 --> 00:55:02,987
But it's my cat, Alexander,
Alexander Hamilton?
1125
00:55:04,021 --> 00:55:08,887
Nope, not Alexander, actually
it's, Karen. Karen the cat.
1126
00:55:08,920 --> 00:55:12,387
Nah, here's my wallpaper.
1127
00:55:15,021 --> 00:55:18,486
Okay, he looks kinda similar.
1128
00:55:19,387 --> 00:55:20,255
I see it. Do you see it?
1129
00:55:20,287 --> 00:55:22,487
I don't really see it.
1130
00:55:22,520 --> 00:55:23,486
Mommy's here.
1131
00:55:26,021 --> 00:55:27,355
I don't know who you are.
1132
00:55:47,819 --> 00:55:50,221
[bell rings]
1133
00:55:56,720 --> 00:55:59,954
There he is my Alexander.
1134
00:55:59,987 --> 00:56:02,287
No more lost.
1135
00:56:02,320 --> 00:56:04,853
There you go here, go inside.
1136
00:56:05,787 --> 00:56:06,954
Thank you so much.
1137
00:56:06,987 --> 00:56:07,988
Of course.
1138
00:56:08,020 --> 00:56:11,920
I brought some
his food, for you.
1139
00:56:11,953 --> 00:56:13,520
That's so nice of you.
1140
00:56:13,552 --> 00:56:14,754
I noticed she wasn't
really a big fan
1141
00:56:14,787 --> 00:56:16,021
of the kibble I was buying.
1142
00:56:16,054 --> 00:56:18,287
So, I started doing raw
food about a month ago.
1143
00:56:18,986 --> 00:56:22,287
It looks like your
captor is a fancy lady.
1144
00:56:22,320 --> 00:56:25,255
Were you eating fancy lady food?
1145
00:56:25,288 --> 00:56:28,854
We're really more of
a kibble household.
1146
00:56:28,887 --> 00:56:31,587
Of course, we should get going.
1147
00:56:31,619 --> 00:56:35,954
Oh! Don't let nappy
heads out [laughs].
1148
00:56:35,987 --> 00:56:38,386
[door slams]
1149
00:56:42,520 --> 00:56:44,954
[soft music]
1150
00:56:53,487 --> 00:56:54,321
Thanks.
1151
00:56:56,352 --> 00:56:57,953
I still hate your guts.
1152
00:56:57,986 --> 00:56:58,821
Obviously.
1153
00:56:59,754 --> 00:57:01,320
Dad's heartbroken.
1154
00:57:01,352 --> 00:57:03,354
I might use this
opportunity to move into the
1155
00:57:03,386 --> 00:57:04,420
number one spot.
1156
00:57:04,452 --> 00:57:06,454
I'd be disappointed
if you didn't.
1157
00:57:06,487 --> 00:57:08,820
But I'm sorry about Karen.
1158
00:57:09,953 --> 00:57:10,787
Thanks, Neil.
1159
00:57:15,519 --> 00:57:18,620
[Andie laughing loudly]
1160
00:57:18,654 --> 00:57:21,654
[soft guitar music]
1161
00:57:29,353 --> 00:57:30,254
Oh, fuck!
1162
00:57:37,854 --> 00:57:40,887
Look ma, If Wiliam
Golding wanted us to read
1163
00:57:40,920 --> 00:57:43,654
into his writing, looking
for other meaning,
1164
00:57:43,687 --> 00:57:46,020
then he would've
just written it.
1165
00:57:46,053 --> 00:57:47,920
I mean, he's a writer.
1166
00:57:49,320 --> 00:57:51,787
Well, that is the
point of metaphor.
1167
00:57:51,820 --> 00:57:53,754
Pointless if you ask me.
1168
00:57:53,787 --> 00:57:57,387
Anyway "an island of
children" sounds terrible.
1169
00:57:57,419 --> 00:57:59,519
Most of the kids
I know are dicks.
1170
00:57:59,553 --> 00:58:02,519
Neil, please do not talk
like that at the table.
1171
00:58:02,552 --> 00:58:05,754
Well, I guess that explains
the plethora of friends
1172
00:58:05,786 --> 00:58:06,988
that are calling on you.
1173
00:58:11,954 --> 00:58:13,720
Do you guys hear that?
1174
00:58:13,753 --> 00:58:15,553
Yeah, what is that?
1175
00:58:16,886 --> 00:58:20,486
Phil Collins or Peter Gabriel.
1176
00:58:22,353 --> 00:58:22,988
Neither.
1177
00:58:24,419 --> 00:58:26,354
I don't know who that is.
1178
00:58:26,387 --> 00:58:27,320
♪ Your eyes ♪
1179
00:58:27,353 --> 00:58:29,621
♪ I lose myself in your eyes ♪
1180
00:58:29,654 --> 00:58:32,286
♪ It look so
beautiful your eyes ♪
1181
00:58:32,319 --> 00:58:34,586
♪ Make my heart beat your eyes ♪
1182
00:58:34,620 --> 00:58:37,319
♪ Really fast your eyes ♪
1183
00:58:37,352 --> 00:58:40,353
♪ Really want this
moment to last ♪
1184
00:58:40,387 --> 00:58:42,954
♪ I know that didn't
end with your eyes ♪
1185
00:58:42,987 --> 00:58:45,853
♪ But I had your cat your eyes ♪
1186
00:58:45,886 --> 00:58:48,620
♪ Come get your cat from me ♪
1187
00:58:48,653 --> 00:58:51,553
♪ I stole Karen back ♪
1188
00:58:51,586 --> 00:58:53,387
What the shit?
1189
00:58:55,287 --> 00:58:57,487
I am divorcing this family.
1190
00:58:57,519 --> 00:58:59,286
Karen. Where did you find her?
1191
00:58:59,319 --> 00:59:00,954
I stole him back.
1192
00:59:00,987 --> 00:59:01,886
Him?
1193
00:59:01,919 --> 00:59:03,486
Oh yeah, Dad, Karen's a him.
1194
00:59:03,520 --> 00:59:06,821
I don't care less, so
good to have you back.
1195
00:59:06,854 --> 00:59:08,386
Hans, why, how?
1196
00:59:09,153 --> 00:59:11,520
She had like six cats,
and she almost lost one
1197
00:59:11,552 --> 00:59:12,353
while we were there.
1198
00:59:12,386 --> 00:59:14,386
So, I figured, screw it.
1199
00:59:14,420 --> 00:59:16,287
He'll probably have
a better life here.
1200
00:59:16,320 --> 00:59:16,955
You're amazing.
1201
00:59:18,820 --> 00:59:21,254
Hans, what was that,
you were singing?
1202
00:59:21,286 --> 00:59:22,620
It's the song from
"say anything"
1203
00:59:22,653 --> 00:59:24,419
I thought it'd be romantic.
1204
00:59:24,452 --> 00:59:27,319
It's not, not the song though,
1205
00:59:27,353 --> 00:59:28,721
that was romantic.
1206
00:59:28,754 --> 00:59:29,988
Is it not?
1207
00:59:30,021 --> 00:59:33,354
No, dear, that's
not a real song.
1208
00:59:33,387 --> 00:59:34,420
Close though.
1209
00:59:35,187 --> 00:59:37,354
I thought Andie told you
she wasn't interested.
1210
00:59:37,386 --> 00:59:38,387
Neil.
1211
00:59:38,420 --> 00:59:39,353
Shut up Neil.
1212
00:59:39,386 --> 00:59:41,353
Hey, let's go inside okay?
1213
00:59:41,386 --> 00:59:43,653
But like, he's right.
1214
00:59:45,353 --> 00:59:46,319
Come in for a beer Hans.
1215
00:59:46,352 --> 00:59:47,653
Yes, please do.
1216
00:59:52,987 --> 00:59:54,420
Hans.
1217
00:59:54,453 --> 00:59:58,421
I know, I thought it was
worth a shot, you know?
1218
00:59:59,453 --> 01:00:00,754
Was a good shot.
1219
01:00:00,787 --> 01:00:01,554
Who knows?
1220
01:00:01,587 --> 01:00:02,454
Might work yet.
1221
01:00:03,619 --> 01:00:06,720
No, I'm sorry, I was
trying to be nice.
1222
01:00:06,754 --> 01:00:08,353
You're fine.
1223
01:00:08,386 --> 01:00:09,753
You wanna come in for a beer?
1224
01:00:11,352 --> 01:00:12,420
Come on, you're the
hero of the day.
1225
01:00:12,453 --> 01:00:14,387
Even fucking Dean, thinks so.
1226
01:00:15,919 --> 01:00:17,720
Okay, I mean, if you're
gonna twist my arm about it,
1227
01:00:17,754 --> 01:00:18,720
then fine.
1228
01:00:20,820 --> 01:00:22,854
You're really bad at singing.
1229
01:00:22,887 --> 01:00:23,887
I know.
1230
01:00:23,920 --> 01:00:25,421
Is that a gay thing[laughs].
1231
01:00:33,553 --> 01:00:34,521
[door slams]
1232
01:00:37,386 --> 01:00:40,320
You're right, he is the bomb.
1233
01:00:40,352 --> 01:00:43,420
Yeah, he's really like, helpful.
1234
01:00:43,453 --> 01:00:45,887
Like he hasn't tried
any of that lame
1235
01:00:45,920 --> 01:00:48,520
get me a lefty hammer shit.
1236
01:00:48,553 --> 01:00:50,821
He's been with me
for a long time,
1237
01:00:50,853 --> 01:00:52,721
ever since the big play.
1238
01:00:53,754 --> 01:00:54,688
[lighter ignites]
1239
01:00:55,854 --> 01:00:57,453
So how'd you write your play?
1240
01:00:59,353 --> 01:01:01,854
And I don't want
your playbill answer?
1241
01:01:10,552 --> 01:01:15,553
It's nice to think about
it like, properly again.
1242
01:01:16,519 --> 01:01:19,353
I mean, it's always
there, but I don't go back
1243
01:01:19,386 --> 01:01:21,620
into it, really if
that makes sense.
1244
01:01:33,587 --> 01:01:35,554
I guess, well, here goes.
1245
01:01:37,453 --> 01:01:39,520
Hemingway, once said,
1246
01:01:39,552 --> 01:01:42,921
"All you have to do is
write one true sentence."
1247
01:01:42,953 --> 01:01:45,487
Just write the truest
sentence that you know.
1248
01:01:45,519 --> 01:01:46,786
So pretentious.
1249
01:01:46,819 --> 01:01:48,520
You asked.
1250
01:01:48,552 --> 01:01:49,354
Carry on.
1251
01:01:50,654 --> 01:01:53,587
So I did, took me
about two months
1252
01:01:53,620 --> 01:01:55,254
to write that one sentence.
1253
01:01:56,552 --> 01:02:00,553
Your mom and I were broke
as fuck, but she was great
1254
01:02:00,586 --> 01:02:02,553
about it, always.
1255
01:02:03,986 --> 01:02:06,286
But I finally got it down.
1256
01:02:06,319 --> 01:02:07,620
I'll never forget that moment.
1257
01:02:07,653 --> 01:02:09,820
I was sitting at our
little kitchenette counter
1258
01:02:09,854 --> 01:02:11,955
drinking, cooled shitty coffee.
1259
01:02:13,587 --> 01:02:18,386
I got it down and I couldn't
find a single fault in it.
1260
01:02:19,753 --> 01:02:24,620
And from there, it's
hard to describe
1261
01:02:24,654 --> 01:02:27,687
because it takes life.
1262
01:02:27,720 --> 01:02:31,621
You know, it doesn't just
roll, it garners life.
1263
01:02:33,053 --> 01:02:37,621
That's it really, it was
one deeply true sentence.
1264
01:02:37,654 --> 01:02:39,221
That garnered life.
1265
01:02:43,352 --> 01:02:44,554
Wow, that's really cool dad.
1266
01:02:45,519 --> 01:02:46,553
Thanks.
1267
01:02:50,387 --> 01:02:52,587
But...
1268
01:02:52,619 --> 01:02:53,620
But?
1269
01:02:55,587 --> 01:02:56,587
Have you ever tried?
1270
01:02:56,620 --> 01:02:57,654
What?
1271
01:02:59,420 --> 01:03:00,854
I don't know, writing a story?
1272
01:03:00,886 --> 01:03:02,886
[laughs] I guess, I
should give it a shot.
1273
01:03:02,919 --> 01:03:05,554
Yeah, maybe then it
wouldn't be 15 years
1274
01:03:05,586 --> 01:03:07,486
since your last
original play[laughs].
1275
01:03:08,487 --> 01:03:10,454
I could use another beer.
1276
01:03:10,487 --> 01:03:11,554
Okay, yeah me too.
1277
01:03:32,320 --> 01:03:36,319
Why do you ask, fancy
giving it a stab?
1278
01:03:36,352 --> 01:03:36,953
Nope.
1279
01:03:38,720 --> 01:03:40,286
I think you'd be good though.
1280
01:03:41,619 --> 01:03:45,019
Maybe, but I am rapidly learning
1281
01:03:45,053 --> 01:03:48,019
that potential is only
the start of the story.
1282
01:03:48,052 --> 01:03:48,853
Preach.
1283
01:03:52,553 --> 01:03:53,554
You should though.
1284
01:03:54,918 --> 01:03:56,620
What?
1285
01:03:56,653 --> 01:03:57,986
Write again.
1286
01:03:58,020 --> 01:03:58,821
I do, write.
1287
01:03:59,787 --> 01:04:01,521
I mean, really write.
1288
01:04:03,720 --> 01:04:06,487
I'm gonna take my beer,
and Karen for a walk.
1289
01:04:08,619 --> 01:04:09,952
Karen?
1290
01:04:09,985 --> 01:04:10,885
[Karen] Mom.
1291
01:04:10,918 --> 01:04:13,621
[Andie] The cat, it's okay mom.
1292
01:04:18,319 --> 01:04:20,852
♪ I'm not getting any taller ♪
1293
01:04:20,885 --> 01:04:25,553
♪ So better settle
into these shoes ♪
1294
01:04:25,587 --> 01:04:28,621
♪ I have no idea
what I'm doing ♪
1295
01:04:28,653 --> 01:04:33,654
♪ I just hope I find
something to amuse me soon ♪
1296
01:04:35,420 --> 01:04:37,920
♪ and I'm not to side ♪
1297
01:04:37,953 --> 01:04:42,953
♪ I just don't know what to do ♪
1298
01:04:47,885 --> 01:04:52,886
♪ If I die before I'm famous ♪
1299
01:04:54,053 --> 01:04:59,254
♪ What's the point of anything ♪
1300
01:05:00,453 --> 01:05:03,954
♪ I'm too sentimental to get ♪
1301
01:05:09,520 --> 01:05:14,020
And I think I can have
it up before Christmas.
1302
01:05:14,053 --> 01:05:15,586
That's so great, Dean.
1303
01:05:15,619 --> 01:05:17,386
I'm so proud of you.
1304
01:05:18,319 --> 01:05:18,954
Thank you.
1305
01:05:20,052 --> 01:05:21,653
I knew you had
another one in you.
1306
01:05:25,553 --> 01:05:26,586
What?
1307
01:05:26,619 --> 01:05:27,687
Another play.
1308
01:05:29,785 --> 01:05:33,720
[laughs] Oh, so you think
this is all because of you?
1309
01:05:34,453 --> 01:05:37,686
No, I think it's
all because of you.
1310
01:05:37,720 --> 01:05:39,754
I just helped push you along.
1311
01:05:39,786 --> 01:05:40,621
No.
1312
01:05:41,818 --> 01:05:45,553
Okay. Okay.
1313
01:05:45,587 --> 01:05:49,253
Fuck, I just happened to
be struck by inspiration
1314
01:05:49,286 --> 01:05:51,721
and it just so happened
to be at the same time
1315
01:05:51,752 --> 01:05:54,386
that you're disapproving
hovering was at an all-time high.
1316
01:05:54,419 --> 01:05:56,386
I do not hover.
1317
01:05:56,420 --> 01:05:57,820
Okay.
1318
01:06:00,686 --> 01:06:02,720
Dean, stop acting like a child.
1319
01:06:02,752 --> 01:06:04,986
I'm not, I'm just saying,
1320
01:06:05,020 --> 01:06:07,753
I don't want you to take
credit for my inspiration.
1321
01:06:08,620 --> 01:06:12,621
Nobody is taking any credit.
1322
01:06:12,654 --> 01:06:13,554
Okay.
1323
01:06:14,753 --> 01:06:15,687
Okay.
1324
01:06:15,720 --> 01:06:18,688
[birds chirping]
1325
01:06:39,818 --> 01:06:42,019
Mr. Daniels comes here tonight.
1326
01:06:42,052 --> 01:06:43,819
I'm gonna save a
space for him here,
1327
01:06:43,852 --> 01:06:45,952
and he can be the rose
between two thorns.
1328
01:06:45,986 --> 01:06:48,386
He can be the rose
between two thorns.
1329
01:06:48,419 --> 01:06:49,654
He'll sit beside me.
1330
01:06:49,686 --> 01:06:50,820
I'm telling you he
can have a twofer.
1331
01:06:50,853 --> 01:06:53,853
Do you even know
what that means.
1332
01:06:53,886 --> 01:06:54,986
I do.
1333
01:06:55,019 --> 01:06:56,419
Here, thanks for coming.
1334
01:06:56,453 --> 01:06:57,287
Thanks.
1335
01:07:02,619 --> 01:07:03,553
Hi, guys.
1336
01:07:05,885 --> 01:07:06,719
Hi.
1337
01:07:09,487 --> 01:07:10,453
Hey.
1338
01:07:10,486 --> 01:07:11,420
Working the door aye.
1339
01:07:11,452 --> 01:07:13,019
Yeah, that and everything else,
1340
01:07:13,052 --> 01:07:15,319
I'm really a good daughter.
1341
01:07:15,352 --> 01:07:16,852
How are you feeling?
1342
01:07:16,886 --> 01:07:18,853
Good, I'm excited.
1343
01:07:18,886 --> 01:07:19,886
I think they're gonna kill it.
1344
01:07:19,918 --> 01:07:21,586
You wanna hang out
after the show?
1345
01:07:21,620 --> 01:07:22,853
Well, I'm actually gonna
get a drink with the crew,
1346
01:07:22,886 --> 01:07:24,652
but you guys are
welcome to come.
1347
01:07:24,686 --> 01:07:26,287
Yeah, sounds good.
1348
01:07:26,319 --> 01:07:27,286
Yeah, get in there.
1349
01:07:27,320 --> 01:07:28,886
It's gonna really fill out.
1350
01:07:28,918 --> 01:07:31,953
Yeah, okay, oh my God.
1351
01:07:32,885 --> 01:07:33,886
See you later.
1352
01:07:33,918 --> 01:07:34,752
Bye.
1353
01:07:40,685 --> 01:07:41,786
Hey, thanks so much for coming.
1354
01:07:45,785 --> 01:07:48,885
♪ Now there's a statue
in a subtle city ♪
1355
01:07:48,918 --> 01:07:50,885
♪ That I have to leave ♪
1356
01:07:50,918 --> 01:07:55,419
♪ All because why
was it so hard ♪
1357
01:07:55,452 --> 01:07:57,952
♪ For me to show you ♪
1358
01:07:57,985 --> 01:08:02,819
♪ I give you promises
and I keep them ♪
1359
01:08:02,853 --> 01:08:07,853
♪ Why is it so hard ♪
1360
01:08:08,686 --> 01:08:11,853
♪ I guess that's the
way it's gonna be ♪
1361
01:08:11,886 --> 01:08:13,719
Nervous?
1362
01:08:13,753 --> 01:08:14,785
Very.
1363
01:08:14,819 --> 01:08:16,487
You shouldn't be.
1364
01:08:16,520 --> 01:08:18,354
If I wasn't I shouldn't
be doing this.
1365
01:08:21,287 --> 01:08:23,221
You know, this is about you.
1366
01:08:23,886 --> 01:08:27,519
Yeah, I know dad.
1367
01:08:27,553 --> 01:08:28,852
It's super obvious.
1368
01:08:28,886 --> 01:08:30,287
Oh, right.
1369
01:08:30,319 --> 01:08:31,820
Like I even thought that
was an unspoken thing.
1370
01:08:31,852 --> 01:08:33,585
Cool.
1371
01:08:33,618 --> 01:08:36,553
Like you could've fucking
cast me, but whatever.
1372
01:08:36,585 --> 01:08:38,320
We both know you would
have been terrible.
1373
01:08:41,020 --> 01:08:43,620
I know this last year,
hasn't been easy for you,
1374
01:08:43,652 --> 01:08:45,953
but I'm proud of you.
1375
01:08:47,287 --> 01:08:48,920
You're putting the work in.
1376
01:08:48,952 --> 01:08:50,454
The work?
1377
01:08:50,486 --> 01:08:51,886
You're figuring your shit out.
1378
01:08:53,718 --> 01:08:57,719
Just you don't have to
finish figuring it out now.
1379
01:08:59,586 --> 01:09:00,886
Thanks dad.
1380
01:09:00,918 --> 01:09:03,653
Anyway, I'm nervous as hell.
1381
01:09:03,686 --> 01:09:05,387
You wanna go smoke a joint?
1382
01:09:05,420 --> 01:09:06,885
Don't tell your mother.
1383
01:09:06,919 --> 01:09:08,820
Who do you think I am, Neil?
1384
01:09:15,319 --> 01:09:19,919
♪ I guess that's the
way it's gonna be ♪
1385
01:09:23,652 --> 01:09:25,852
[rock music]
1386
01:09:37,952 --> 01:09:39,320
Hey, what's up.
1387
01:09:39,352 --> 01:09:41,585
Hey, thanks for coming
take one of these
1388
01:09:41,618 --> 01:09:42,585
everyone's in there, go.
1389
01:09:42,619 --> 01:09:43,454
Okay.
1390
01:09:55,719 --> 01:09:58,720
[audience applauds]
1391
01:10:02,953 --> 01:10:05,553
[upbeat music]
1392
01:10:08,319 --> 01:10:13,321
♪ Built my home
on hollow ground ♪
1393
01:10:14,518 --> 01:10:17,885
♪ To proud to grow
from my roots ♪
1394
01:10:17,919 --> 01:10:22,920
♪ I got a few friends and
I wish they were mine ♪
1395
01:10:24,052 --> 01:10:28,519
♪ Can't get close
'till I buy my time ♪
1396
01:10:29,719 --> 01:10:34,720
♪ There's a closet
full of pretty ones ♪
1397
01:10:35,719 --> 01:10:39,919
♪ They have no eyes but
they're a hell of a sight ♪
1398
01:10:39,952 --> 01:10:44,785
♪ Get too close and you'll
find the bridge between you ♪
1399
01:10:44,818 --> 01:10:49,786
♪ Cross it to find
your synthetic light ♪
1400
01:10:51,020 --> 01:10:55,221
♪ Built my home
on hollow ground ♪
1401
01:10:56,386 --> 01:10:59,952
♪ Too proud to grow
from my roots ♪
1402
01:10:59,985 --> 01:11:05,286
♪ I got a few friends and
I wish they were mine ♪
1403
01:11:06,019 --> 01:11:10,552
♪ Can't get close
'till I buy my time ♪
1404
01:11:12,019 --> 01:11:16,820
♪ There's a man who lives
in your favorite watch ♪
1405
01:11:17,953 --> 01:11:21,953
♪ He has a second
hand until he slips ♪
1406
01:11:21,985 --> 01:11:26,986
♪ He holds on tight
but no fail he falls ♪
1407
01:11:27,886 --> 01:11:31,919
♪ At 12 and lands on six ♪
1408
01:11:33,319 --> 01:11:37,353
♪ Built my home
on hollow ground ♪
1409
01:11:37,386 --> 01:11:42,286
♪ Too proud to grow
from my roots ♪
1410
01:11:42,319 --> 01:11:47,321
♪ I got a few friends and
I wish they were mine ♪
1411
01:11:48,552 --> 01:11:52,620
♪ Can't get close
till I buy my time ♪
1412
01:11:53,619 --> 01:11:58,453
♪ There's school for trolls ♪
1413
01:11:58,485 --> 01:12:03,385
♪ That teaches them how
to make the human cry ♪
1414
01:12:04,086 --> 01:12:09,287
♪ Tell them that they're ugly ♪
1415
01:12:09,986 --> 01:12:14,321
♪ They say you always lie ♪
1416
01:12:15,552 --> 01:12:20,486
♪ Built my home
on hollow ground ♪
1417
01:12:20,519 --> 01:12:25,287
♪ Too proud to grow
from my roots ♪
1418
01:12:25,320 --> 01:12:30,321
♪ I got a few friends and
I wish they were mine ♪
1419
01:12:31,287 --> 01:12:33,686
♪ Can't get close ♪
1420
01:12:33,718 --> 01:12:36,753
♪ Till I buy my time ♪
1421
01:12:36,785 --> 01:12:39,986
♪ No I can't get close ♪
1422
01:12:40,019 --> 01:12:43,287
♪ Till I buy my time ♪
1423
01:12:43,343 --> 01:12:48,343
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