1 00:00:00,230 --> 00:00:02,378 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull 2 00:00:02,424 --> 00:00:05,791 [gentle guitar music] 3 00:00:34,723 --> 00:00:35,756 Hi, baby. 4 00:00:35,789 --> 00:00:36,856 Hello, mother. 5 00:00:36,889 --> 00:00:39,257 Ooh, who is this? 6 00:00:39,290 --> 00:00:40,723 Where's the car? 7 00:00:40,757 --> 00:00:42,423 Oh, it's all the way around the corner, I just... 8 00:00:42,457 --> 00:00:44,424 Oh, okay, hello. 9 00:00:46,324 --> 00:00:47,424 Um, and I don't know. 10 00:00:48,390 --> 00:00:49,956 Wait, what don't you know, honey? 11 00:00:49,989 --> 00:00:50,823 Who the cat is. 12 00:00:52,790 --> 00:00:54,857 What do you mean, you don't know? 13 00:00:57,757 --> 00:00:58,757 Andie! 14 00:01:09,757 --> 00:01:11,625 You can't keep that cat at our house. 15 00:01:11,657 --> 00:01:12,856 Oh come on. 16 00:01:12,889 --> 00:01:14,557 You are not bringing a stray cat into my home. 17 00:01:14,590 --> 00:01:15,856 - I'm sorry. - It's not a stray. 18 00:01:15,889 --> 00:01:17,423 It has a collar. 19 00:01:17,456 --> 00:01:18,323 Well, then it's somebody's pet and we need 20 00:01:18,356 --> 00:01:19,323 to get it back to them. 21 00:01:19,356 --> 00:01:19,991 There's no tags. 22 00:01:21,356 --> 00:01:22,723 I don't know what to tell you, kiddo. 23 00:01:22,756 --> 00:01:24,523 You're not responsible enough for a pet. 24 00:01:24,556 --> 00:01:25,524 Are you kidding me, right now? 25 00:01:25,557 --> 00:01:26,624 I'm an adult, Karen. 26 00:01:26,657 --> 00:01:27,856 Mom. 27 00:01:27,890 --> 00:01:29,823 I just lived on my own for a year. 28 00:01:29,856 --> 00:01:30,790 Eight months. 29 00:01:33,822 --> 00:01:34,656 Petty. 30 00:01:41,491 --> 00:01:42,856 We need to get a letter box. 31 00:01:47,823 --> 00:01:48,724 Shit. 32 00:01:48,757 --> 00:01:49,890 What's wrong? 33 00:01:49,923 --> 00:01:50,790 It's that cunt Millie. 34 00:01:50,823 --> 00:01:51,890 Do not say that word! 35 00:01:51,923 --> 00:01:53,024 Shut up, mom. 36 00:01:53,056 --> 00:01:54,856 Oh, so now I'm mom. 37 00:01:54,890 --> 00:01:55,791 - Hey, Millie! - Mom! 38 00:01:57,457 --> 00:01:58,491 Hi, Karen. 39 00:01:59,657 --> 00:02:00,491 Hey, Andie. 40 00:02:01,890 --> 00:02:03,291 - You're back. - [Andie] Yep. 41 00:02:05,823 --> 00:02:06,991 How's your mom? 42 00:02:07,024 --> 00:02:07,923 She's good. 43 00:02:09,424 --> 00:02:10,723 How long are you back for? 44 00:02:10,757 --> 00:02:14,890 Oh, not long, just a quick little recharge. 45 00:02:14,922 --> 00:02:15,757 Okay. 46 00:02:17,923 --> 00:02:19,590 Well, it was good to see you. 47 00:02:19,623 --> 00:02:20,458 You too. 48 00:02:21,889 --> 00:02:23,623 Tell your mom, I was asking after her. 49 00:02:23,656 --> 00:02:24,557 I will. 50 00:02:24,589 --> 00:02:25,856 I'm sure she says the same. 51 00:02:27,857 --> 00:02:30,824 Well I'll see you around Andie, now that you're back. 52 00:02:30,856 --> 00:02:31,789 Yeah, I mean, I'll probably be gone again, 53 00:02:31,823 --> 00:02:32,991 like really soon, so. 54 00:02:33,023 --> 00:02:34,556 [Millie chuckling] 55 00:02:34,590 --> 00:02:35,425 Bye. 56 00:02:45,923 --> 00:02:47,823 I still can't figure out why you're here. 57 00:02:47,857 --> 00:02:48,957 [Karen] Neil. 58 00:02:48,989 --> 00:02:49,856 Didn't you miss me? 59 00:02:49,890 --> 00:02:51,324 Not particularly. 60 00:02:51,356 --> 00:02:52,823 Liar. 61 00:02:52,857 --> 00:02:54,958 Was the liberal arts major too stressful for you? 62 00:02:55,690 --> 00:02:56,789 [Karen] I made your favorite meal. 63 00:02:56,823 --> 00:02:58,590 That's very funny. 64 00:02:58,622 --> 00:03:00,923 We have got corn dogs for days. 65 00:03:02,590 --> 00:03:03,425 Thanks mom! 66 00:03:06,391 --> 00:03:07,357 Hello, father. 67 00:03:07,391 --> 00:03:10,523 There she is, my favorite child. 68 00:03:10,555 --> 00:03:11,724 Hey. 69 00:03:11,756 --> 00:03:13,956 Well, stop being such a little asshole. 70 00:03:13,990 --> 00:03:15,889 Mom, dad called me an asshole. 71 00:03:15,923 --> 00:03:17,323 Dean, language. 72 00:03:17,357 --> 00:03:19,890 This is exactly what I'm talking about. 73 00:03:19,922 --> 00:03:20,924 How was rehearsal? 74 00:03:21,789 --> 00:03:23,823 Riveting, how is college? 75 00:03:23,857 --> 00:03:25,491 Bewitching. 76 00:03:25,522 --> 00:03:28,923 Karen, thank you so much for cooking, 77 00:03:28,957 --> 00:03:30,856 but why are we eating corn dogs? 78 00:03:30,890 --> 00:03:32,258 Because they're Andie's favorite. 79 00:03:32,290 --> 00:03:33,756 When she was seven. 80 00:03:33,789 --> 00:03:34,957 Okay, mom. 81 00:03:34,989 --> 00:03:36,390 Thank you. 82 00:03:36,423 --> 00:03:38,590 Mom, how does it feel having a college dropout 83 00:03:38,622 --> 00:03:39,823 as your first born. 84 00:03:39,857 --> 00:03:42,923 Neil, I am proud of my daughter, no matter what 85 00:03:42,957 --> 00:03:45,924 even if she ends up homeless and unemployed. 86 00:03:45,956 --> 00:03:46,857 Thank you. 87 00:03:46,889 --> 00:03:48,789 But now is as good a time as any 88 00:03:48,822 --> 00:03:50,823 to start talking about your plan. 89 00:03:50,856 --> 00:03:51,889 Do you want me to help you find one? 90 00:03:51,923 --> 00:03:54,423 No, I'm good. 91 00:03:54,457 --> 00:03:55,856 I have a job. 92 00:03:55,890 --> 00:03:57,890 That's great news, where? 93 00:03:57,923 --> 00:03:58,889 Abby's store. 94 00:03:58,923 --> 00:04:00,624 Way to aim for the stars. 95 00:04:00,657 --> 00:04:01,557 Neil, shut it. 96 00:04:01,589 --> 00:04:03,889 See, I told you not to worry. 97 00:04:03,923 --> 00:04:04,756 A mother always worries. 98 00:04:04,790 --> 00:04:06,890 We can't all be as loosey goosey as you. 99 00:04:06,922 --> 00:04:08,524 Yeah loosey goose. 100 00:04:09,690 --> 00:04:13,924 Oh, who is this little beautiful creature? 101 00:04:13,956 --> 00:04:16,257 I found her at the bus stop this morning. 102 00:04:16,291 --> 00:04:18,423 Hi there, pretty lady. 103 00:04:18,456 --> 00:04:19,357 Feel. 104 00:04:19,391 --> 00:04:20,857 Mom says, we can't keep her. 105 00:04:20,889 --> 00:04:22,656 Oh, nonsense. 106 00:04:22,690 --> 00:04:25,857 We can't put such a beautiful creature out into the cold. 107 00:04:25,889 --> 00:04:28,257 Enough with the theatrics, Dean, it's 80 degrees. 108 00:04:28,291 --> 00:04:29,522 What's her name? 109 00:04:29,555 --> 00:04:30,790 Naming her implies we're keeping her. 110 00:04:30,823 --> 00:04:31,724 I was thinking, Karen. 111 00:04:31,756 --> 00:04:32,556 I like it. 112 00:04:32,589 --> 00:04:33,390 Very funny. 113 00:04:33,423 --> 00:04:34,023 Hi, Karen. 114 00:04:34,056 --> 00:04:35,456 Nope, no. 115 00:04:35,489 --> 00:04:36,623 Then it's settled. 116 00:04:36,657 --> 00:04:37,790 Karen the cat. 117 00:04:38,957 --> 00:04:43,757 Baby, Hello sweetie, come to daddy. 118 00:04:43,789 --> 00:04:46,990 Oh yes, look at that little tail. 119 00:04:47,024 --> 00:04:48,258 [cat miaows] 120 00:04:50,357 --> 00:04:51,557 And their seats, go down here. 121 00:04:51,589 --> 00:04:52,624 Cool. 122 00:04:54,024 --> 00:04:55,924 I know it's not a super sophisticated system 123 00:04:55,957 --> 00:04:57,890 but it's just been me for a long time. 124 00:04:57,922 --> 00:04:59,489 Are you kidding me? 125 00:04:59,523 --> 00:05:01,324 Abby, you own your own store, this is so great. 126 00:05:01,356 --> 00:05:03,923 I know, pretty wild, right? 127 00:05:03,957 --> 00:05:05,589 Yes. 128 00:05:05,623 --> 00:05:06,924 Things are kind of slow, but they've been picking up 129 00:05:06,956 --> 00:05:07,956 a little. 130 00:05:07,989 --> 00:05:09,624 You're killing it. 131 00:05:09,657 --> 00:05:10,490 Thanks, Andie. 132 00:05:11,889 --> 00:05:14,257 All right you're feeling good? 133 00:05:14,290 --> 00:05:15,990 Yeah, totally. 134 00:05:16,024 --> 00:05:18,691 All right, I think I'm gonna head out. 135 00:05:19,856 --> 00:05:20,856 Okay[laughs]. 136 00:05:23,689 --> 00:05:27,357 And just a reminder, the alarm code is 8213. 137 00:05:27,389 --> 00:05:28,291 Yes. 138 00:05:28,324 --> 00:05:29,857 Do you wanna write that down? 139 00:05:29,890 --> 00:05:31,590 No, you got it. 140 00:05:31,623 --> 00:05:32,857 No, I got it, okay. 141 00:05:32,889 --> 00:05:34,258 Okay, and don't forget to bring the sign in. 142 00:05:34,290 --> 00:05:35,856 Okay, all right, I will. 143 00:05:36,887 --> 00:05:36,689 Yeah. 144 00:05:36,722 --> 00:05:37,522 Have fun. 145 00:05:37,555 --> 00:05:38,389 Bye. 146 00:05:39,789 --> 00:05:40,589 Bye, love you. 147 00:05:40,622 --> 00:05:41,689 Love you too. 148 00:05:41,722 --> 00:05:42,556 See you. 149 00:05:45,623 --> 00:05:48,291 [bright music] 150 00:05:48,324 --> 00:05:49,624 [upbeat music] 151 00:05:49,656 --> 00:05:54,656 ♪ As a burning gave a garden of the rice ♪ 152 00:05:55,957 --> 00:05:59,324 ♪ You're the sweetest love that I have ever felt ♪ 153 00:05:59,355 --> 00:06:04,291 ♪ And I don't even know what I'd do without you now ♪ 154 00:06:07,789 --> 00:06:12,457 ♪ You got to get back because the sun is growing old ♪ 155 00:06:12,489 --> 00:06:16,557 ♪ I leave my doors unlocked, baby come in from the cold ♪ 156 00:06:16,590 --> 00:06:21,591 ♪ And I don't even know what I'd do without you now ♪ 157 00:06:23,056 --> 00:06:27,990 ♪ And I don't even know what I'd do without you now ♪ 158 00:06:28,956 --> 00:06:29,956 ♪ Hold up ♪ 159 00:06:29,989 --> 00:06:31,123 ♪ Telling me patience ♪ 160 00:06:31,156 --> 00:06:33,856 ♪ Caught up in my heart like it's stuck in a cage and ♪ 161 00:06:33,890 --> 00:06:36,890 ♪ And I don't wanna get out, get out ♪ 162 00:06:36,923 --> 00:06:41,757 ♪ And I don't wanna get out, get out ♪ 163 00:06:41,789 --> 00:06:46,790 ♪ Seeing through me holding every single word ♪ 164 00:06:47,756 --> 00:06:51,757 ♪ And you always know that I will be a bird ♪ 165 00:06:51,789 --> 00:06:56,790 ♪ And I don't even know what I'd do without you now ♪ 166 00:06:57,857 --> 00:07:02,390 ♪ And I don't even know what I'd do without you now ♪ 167 00:07:07,023 --> 00:07:07,823 ♪ Hold up ♪ 168 00:07:07,857 --> 00:07:09,290 ♪ Telling me patient ♪ 169 00:07:09,323 --> 00:07:12,023 ♪ So caught up in my heart like it's a cage ♪ 170 00:07:12,057 --> 00:07:14,823 ♪ And I don't wanna get out, get out ♪ 171 00:07:14,857 --> 00:07:18,857 ♪ And I don't wanna get out, get out ♪ 172 00:07:18,889 --> 00:07:23,891 ♪ Telling me to slow down ♪ 173 00:07:24,789 --> 00:07:25,456 ♪ I don't wanna get out ♪ 174 00:07:25,490 --> 00:07:26,690 ♪ Get out ♪ 175 00:07:26,722 --> 00:07:28,322 ♪ And I don't wanna get out ♪ 176 00:07:28,355 --> 00:07:30,324 ♪ Get out ♪ 177 00:07:33,790 --> 00:07:38,790 As I live and breath, Andrea Offerman is that you? 178 00:07:39,191 --> 00:07:40,557 I'll be damned. 179 00:07:40,590 --> 00:07:42,257 Penelope, I haven't seen you since, 180 00:07:42,290 --> 00:07:43,289 before the war. 181 00:07:48,455 --> 00:07:52,290 God, hi, girl I missed you so much. 182 00:07:52,323 --> 00:07:53,557 Tell me everything[laughs]. 183 00:08:01,322 --> 00:08:02,689 [birds chirping] 184 00:08:02,722 --> 00:08:06,389 Yeah, I've been home for like, 48 hours. 185 00:08:06,423 --> 00:08:08,891 But we'll see. 186 00:08:10,322 --> 00:08:12,323 Well, I super believe in you. 187 00:08:13,456 --> 00:08:15,891 What specifically did you hate about uni? 188 00:08:16,823 --> 00:08:17,824 Kind of all of it. 189 00:08:18,790 --> 00:08:21,924 No, it wasn't bad, it was just, 190 00:08:21,956 --> 00:08:23,824 everyone takes it so seriously. 191 00:08:23,857 --> 00:08:25,024 And I don't know if you remember this 192 00:08:25,056 --> 00:08:27,522 but taking things seriously is not my forte. 193 00:08:27,555 --> 00:08:29,356 It's not your forte, that's right. 194 00:08:30,822 --> 00:08:31,890 Hate you. 195 00:08:31,923 --> 00:08:35,790 I told you so, but you totally should have just stayed 196 00:08:35,823 --> 00:08:37,290 here with me. 197 00:08:37,322 --> 00:08:39,290 Community college is where it's at, dude. 198 00:08:39,323 --> 00:08:41,590 Absolutely, no one takes it seriously. 199 00:08:41,622 --> 00:08:42,990 And not even your parents. 200 00:08:46,590 --> 00:08:51,390 Shut up, also it's not like you learn less real facts. 201 00:08:51,423 --> 00:08:54,023 [birds chirping] 202 00:08:54,056 --> 00:08:55,991 Oh my God, look who it is. 203 00:08:56,024 --> 00:08:56,856 Wow. 204 00:08:56,890 --> 00:09:00,289 Whoa, hey Andie, oh my God, you're back. 205 00:09:00,323 --> 00:09:01,923 I'm back[laughs]. 206 00:09:01,957 --> 00:09:03,623 Whoa, dude[laughs]. 207 00:09:03,656 --> 00:09:07,289 I mean like, yeah, no I saw on your Instagram story 208 00:09:07,322 --> 00:09:11,256 or whatever, but it's really good to see you. 209 00:09:11,289 --> 00:09:12,323 You too, man. 210 00:09:13,823 --> 00:09:15,257 Oh, what are you doing right now? 211 00:09:15,289 --> 00:09:16,756 Do you wanna grab dinner with us? 212 00:09:16,789 --> 00:09:18,489 Yeah, no, I'd love to. 213 00:09:18,522 --> 00:09:22,889 I'm not really doing anything, just enjoying the view. 214 00:09:22,922 --> 00:09:27,589 I am actually gonna go home, yeah. 215 00:09:27,623 --> 00:09:30,356 Boo wants to have dinner. 216 00:09:30,389 --> 00:09:32,923 Whipped, home to your bitch. 217 00:09:32,956 --> 00:09:34,422 Okay, I will. 218 00:09:34,456 --> 00:09:39,457 Yeah, that sounds great, full disclosure, 219 00:09:40,322 --> 00:09:42,389 I'm pretty high, right now. 220 00:09:42,422 --> 00:09:43,856 We know Hans. 221 00:09:45,355 --> 00:09:45,990 Okay, cool. 222 00:09:46,922 --> 00:09:49,023 [upbeat music] 223 00:09:49,057 --> 00:09:51,724 So, how are we talking here? 224 00:09:53,323 --> 00:09:54,889 Three. 225 00:09:54,923 --> 00:09:57,522 Oh, it's not that bad. 226 00:09:57,555 --> 00:09:58,390 Out of three. 227 00:10:00,355 --> 00:10:02,223 Hey guys, how's it going? 228 00:10:02,957 --> 00:10:04,389 Yeah, good, how are you? 229 00:10:04,422 --> 00:10:07,357 A bit of a slow night, but no complaints. 230 00:10:07,390 --> 00:10:08,224 Cool. 231 00:10:09,590 --> 00:10:12,024 Can I start you off with something to drink? 232 00:10:12,056 --> 00:10:14,323 Yeah, We're not engines. 233 00:10:16,923 --> 00:10:18,890 As in we don't need fuel. 234 00:10:18,923 --> 00:10:19,791 Yeah, I got it. 235 00:10:20,989 --> 00:10:22,623 Can we please get two eyed peas, please? 236 00:10:22,656 --> 00:10:25,456 Sounds good, and you guys got your ids. 237 00:10:25,489 --> 00:10:27,790 Oh, wouldn't did you like to know little girl? 238 00:10:29,422 --> 00:10:33,689 Yep, It's cool, I remember you guys. 239 00:10:33,722 --> 00:10:34,523 Thanks. 240 00:10:35,723 --> 00:10:38,757 Wow, stoned Hans is as fun as I remember. 241 00:10:40,023 --> 00:10:41,857 Yeah, I need some food to bring me back down. 242 00:10:41,890 --> 00:10:44,422 Yeah, you do. 243 00:10:44,455 --> 00:10:47,389 [laughs] Is that nice? Yeah?. 244 00:10:47,423 --> 00:10:48,923 [bright music] 245 00:10:51,789 --> 00:10:54,523 [upbeat music] 246 00:11:04,455 --> 00:11:06,389 ♪ Come on now ♪ 247 00:11:12,489 --> 00:11:14,422 High school wasn't the worst. 248 00:11:14,455 --> 00:11:15,589 It really wasn't. 249 00:11:15,622 --> 00:11:19,556 I mean, it beat the shit out of community college, anyways. 250 00:11:19,589 --> 00:11:22,522 Penny was saying it's not that bad. 251 00:11:22,556 --> 00:11:23,556 It's fine. 252 00:11:23,589 --> 00:11:26,523 It's just a little bland, I guess. 253 00:11:26,556 --> 00:11:29,523 I mean, the destitute nature of it is fine, 254 00:11:29,555 --> 00:11:31,523 but the shallowness of some of the people 255 00:11:31,556 --> 00:11:33,390 is just the worst. 256 00:11:33,423 --> 00:11:35,590 Then people pretending they're in Berkeley 257 00:11:35,623 --> 00:11:37,424 or some fancy shit. 258 00:11:40,889 --> 00:11:42,790 That made the place shit. 259 00:11:42,823 --> 00:11:44,457 Basic bitches are everywhere. 260 00:11:44,490 --> 00:11:48,557 I guess, I was just hoping we could all get on 261 00:11:48,589 --> 00:11:50,422 with our lives and learn something, 262 00:11:50,456 --> 00:11:52,990 so we could climb out of this shit hole. 263 00:11:53,022 --> 00:11:54,756 This shit hole is not the worst place to be. 264 00:11:54,789 --> 00:11:59,557 I guess, I'm assuming you didn't flunk out. 265 00:11:59,590 --> 00:12:01,022 No. 266 00:12:01,055 --> 00:12:02,891 Figured, you're too smart. 267 00:12:04,490 --> 00:12:06,522 Did you just lose interest? 268 00:12:06,555 --> 00:12:09,456 I never really had it, to be honest. 269 00:12:09,490 --> 00:12:12,756 Right, some good parties at least? 270 00:12:12,790 --> 00:12:14,823 Yeah, there were a few of those. 271 00:12:14,856 --> 00:12:18,256 I don't know, even then it was like people were tryna 272 00:12:18,289 --> 00:12:21,656 be something out of like, an "American Pie" movie, 273 00:12:21,689 --> 00:12:23,389 or something. 274 00:12:23,423 --> 00:12:26,290 It's like people were playing the part of college students. 275 00:12:26,956 --> 00:12:28,657 Does that make sense? 276 00:12:28,690 --> 00:12:31,423 Yeah, I mean, that doesn't sound that bad, honestly. 277 00:12:31,455 --> 00:12:32,623 Cool. 278 00:12:32,656 --> 00:12:34,689 Sure, but give me a sixer beer, and a joint 279 00:12:34,723 --> 00:12:36,990 with my old pal Hans over that any day. 280 00:12:40,055 --> 00:12:40,891 Thanks. 281 00:12:43,489 --> 00:12:44,556 All done with these? 282 00:12:45,555 --> 00:12:46,590 Yes, please. 283 00:12:47,956 --> 00:12:49,489 You okay? 284 00:12:49,522 --> 00:12:53,456 Oh yeah, I mean, yes, I am. 285 00:12:53,489 --> 00:12:56,356 Thank you, I needed that. 286 00:12:57,590 --> 00:12:58,956 Sure did. 287 00:12:58,988 --> 00:12:59,889 Could we just grab the bill? 288 00:12:59,921 --> 00:13:00,689 I got it right here for you. 289 00:13:00,722 --> 00:13:02,523 Oh, so efficient. 290 00:13:02,556 --> 00:13:04,457 I do what I can. 291 00:13:04,489 --> 00:13:07,456 I got this, it's a welcome home gift. 292 00:13:07,489 --> 00:13:09,824 Aw! Thanks dude. 293 00:13:09,857 --> 00:13:11,356 Of course. 294 00:13:11,389 --> 00:13:14,323 Meals on wheels is going well, yeah, rich guy. 295 00:13:14,356 --> 00:13:16,590 It is, it pays okay. 296 00:13:16,623 --> 00:13:19,390 I mean, they really can't tell the difference between bills. 297 00:13:19,423 --> 00:13:21,824 So, they always end up tipping you way too much. 298 00:13:21,856 --> 00:13:23,489 And you don't tell them? 299 00:13:23,522 --> 00:13:25,322 That's so dark shit dude. 300 00:13:25,356 --> 00:13:26,657 No, of course I do. 301 00:13:26,690 --> 00:13:29,690 But then they think it's cute that I'm being honest, 302 00:13:29,722 --> 00:13:30,956 and they let me keep it. 303 00:13:30,989 --> 00:13:32,623 I bet they do. 304 00:13:32,657 --> 00:13:35,856 No doubt, they love having a gay delivery guy. 305 00:13:35,888 --> 00:13:38,690 I mean, the only gay in the village has its upsides. 306 00:13:39,622 --> 00:13:40,989 Pinball? 307 00:13:41,023 --> 00:13:44,390 Heck yeah, it's like the only sport I'm good at. 308 00:13:44,423 --> 00:13:46,724 Well, that and cribbage. 309 00:13:46,757 --> 00:13:47,889 Cribbage? 310 00:13:47,921 --> 00:13:49,656 Yeah, a lot of people I deliver to, 311 00:13:49,689 --> 00:13:52,856 are elderly, white women, so we play. 312 00:13:52,889 --> 00:13:54,322 Cool. 313 00:13:54,356 --> 00:13:56,522 Also, Neither of those are sports. 314 00:13:56,556 --> 00:13:58,889 Just let me have this, okay. 315 00:13:58,922 --> 00:14:00,657 Dibs on "Star Trek". 316 00:14:00,690 --> 00:14:02,357 You can have it. 317 00:14:02,390 --> 00:14:05,556 Yeah, some of us have grown up since you left. 318 00:14:05,590 --> 00:14:06,522 I matured to X-men. 319 00:14:06,555 --> 00:14:10,657 Oh, X-men? Okay. 320 00:14:10,690 --> 00:14:11,990 Okay. 321 00:14:12,022 --> 00:14:12,890 Star Trek. 322 00:14:23,423 --> 00:14:24,989 Abby's store not cutting for you? 323 00:14:26,589 --> 00:14:27,956 Abby's store isn't really cutting it for anyone. 324 00:14:27,989 --> 00:14:29,657 Oh shit! Is she closing down? 325 00:14:29,690 --> 00:14:32,724 No, she can't really afford an employee right now. 326 00:14:34,590 --> 00:14:38,490 Look what I found, look at these photos. 327 00:14:38,523 --> 00:14:41,323 Andie, you were so gosh darn cute. 328 00:14:41,356 --> 00:14:42,624 Yikes. 329 00:14:42,657 --> 00:14:43,657 Excuse you. 330 00:14:43,690 --> 00:14:44,590 Isn't she precious? 331 00:14:44,623 --> 00:14:46,289 You look like you're autistic. 332 00:14:46,323 --> 00:14:46,956 You're such a dick[laughs]. 333 00:14:46,989 --> 00:14:48,624 It's not funny, Dean. 334 00:14:48,657 --> 00:14:49,690 I don't think it's funny either. 335 00:14:49,723 --> 00:14:51,724 She looks just like me. 336 00:14:51,756 --> 00:14:53,624 Oh, that must mean I have Asperger's. 337 00:14:54,888 --> 00:14:56,389 You do have Asperger's. 338 00:14:57,556 --> 00:15:00,357 Are you looking for a new job already? 339 00:15:00,390 --> 00:15:02,353 Okay, this was not my fault. 340 00:15:02,355 --> 00:15:03,489 Abby, can't afford me. 341 00:15:04,622 --> 00:15:05,423 Sure. 342 00:15:05,455 --> 00:15:06,256 It's true. 343 00:15:06,289 --> 00:15:07,657 Jesus, look at this one. 344 00:15:10,456 --> 00:15:11,888 You know I wasn't your mother's first choice, right? 345 00:15:11,922 --> 00:15:13,522 Yeah, I can imagine. 346 00:15:13,556 --> 00:15:14,390 It's not true. 347 00:15:15,555 --> 00:15:17,023 Just knocked you up, at the right time. 348 00:15:17,056 --> 00:15:18,690 Look how handsome you are. 349 00:15:18,723 --> 00:15:20,524 You see, she can't even deny it. 350 00:15:21,657 --> 00:15:23,324 Really Andie, drinking already. 351 00:15:25,390 --> 00:15:26,523 Can you grab me one too? 352 00:15:26,557 --> 00:15:28,623 Okay, I'm unemployed mom, can you just let me have one day 353 00:15:28,656 --> 00:15:29,789 of day drinking please? 354 00:15:37,955 --> 00:15:39,289 Thanks. 355 00:15:39,323 --> 00:15:40,289 Come work for me. 356 00:15:42,323 --> 00:15:45,357 Yeah, I could. 357 00:15:45,389 --> 00:15:47,856 I think you're forgetting that I'm not a licensed therapist. 358 00:15:47,889 --> 00:15:51,390 No, not as a therapist, as a receptionist. 359 00:15:51,422 --> 00:15:52,756 Ever since Alice, went back to school. 360 00:15:52,789 --> 00:15:54,724 It's been hard for me to keep up with... 361 00:15:54,755 --> 00:15:56,590 Look how dumb Neil looks. 362 00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:59,457 Dean, Would you stop insulting everyone, 363 00:15:59,490 --> 00:16:01,556 and stop making fun of your kids. 364 00:16:01,589 --> 00:16:02,823 I'm still not sure they're mine. 365 00:16:02,856 --> 00:16:03,956 It's not funny. 366 00:16:03,989 --> 00:16:05,390 I think it's funny. 367 00:16:05,422 --> 00:16:07,290 You just be answering phones, taking payments, 368 00:16:07,323 --> 00:16:08,523 and managing my calendar. 369 00:16:08,555 --> 00:16:10,322 Jesus, anything else your majesty? 370 00:16:10,355 --> 00:16:11,788 Well, I could always hire someone else, 371 00:16:11,822 --> 00:16:13,923 and start charging you rent. 372 00:16:13,956 --> 00:16:14,823 I'll take it. 373 00:16:14,855 --> 00:16:16,356 I thought so. 374 00:16:16,390 --> 00:16:17,923 Look at this stupid face[laughs]. 375 00:16:22,055 --> 00:16:24,023 Yeah, and then I told him, "You know what? 376 00:16:24,056 --> 00:16:26,856 I was just born this way."[laughs] 377 00:16:27,721 --> 00:16:28,922 [Penny] Wow! What a story. 378 00:16:28,956 --> 00:16:33,624 Okay, babe, well Abby [laughs], Penny tells me 379 00:16:33,657 --> 00:16:35,656 your boyfriend is in a band? 380 00:16:35,690 --> 00:16:36,990 Formerly, yes. 381 00:16:37,023 --> 00:16:38,557 Oh, did they break up? 382 00:16:38,590 --> 00:16:39,624 Oh no, we broke up. 383 00:16:39,657 --> 00:16:42,755 Oh my God I knew it, sorry dude. 384 00:16:42,788 --> 00:16:46,689 It's cool, it ran its course. 385 00:16:46,721 --> 00:16:48,855 Looking to find comfort in another man's arms? 386 00:16:48,888 --> 00:16:50,589 My room's upstairs. 387 00:16:50,622 --> 00:16:51,856 Neil, stop being gross. 388 00:16:52,821 --> 00:16:54,855 It's nice right? 389 00:16:55,789 --> 00:16:58,590 So how did you two meet? 390 00:16:58,623 --> 00:17:03,556 Well, I mean, Oh my God look at you go. 391 00:17:05,422 --> 00:17:07,922 You know this is what I miss the most, 392 00:17:07,955 --> 00:17:09,856 I fucking love dinner parties. 393 00:17:09,888 --> 00:17:11,990 I love your dinner parties. 394 00:17:12,022 --> 00:17:14,889 Well, to answer your question. 395 00:17:18,423 --> 00:17:23,424 I was in the club dancing with some friends 396 00:17:24,489 --> 00:17:27,888 and he comes up behind me, grabs my ass, sorry Neil. 397 00:17:27,922 --> 00:17:28,723 Oh! 398 00:17:29,689 --> 00:17:32,656 Asks if I'm DTF, you all know what that means. 399 00:17:32,689 --> 00:17:35,290 And then we've been together ever since. 400 00:17:35,322 --> 00:17:39,022 Yeah, no, you really need to stop telling people that. 401 00:17:39,056 --> 00:17:39,990 Okay. 402 00:17:40,022 --> 00:17:40,989 First impression. 403 00:17:42,390 --> 00:17:44,889 No, I'm a TA at VCC. 404 00:17:44,921 --> 00:17:47,556 Yeah, your parents must be so proud. 405 00:17:47,589 --> 00:17:48,856 Jesus Christ, Neil. 406 00:17:49,788 --> 00:17:51,655 No, it's fine. 407 00:17:51,689 --> 00:17:54,357 A little man with the jokes huh? all right. 408 00:17:54,390 --> 00:17:58,623 All right, yeah, he's a TA in my marketing class 409 00:17:58,655 --> 00:18:01,289 and I mean, let's be honest, 410 00:18:01,323 --> 00:18:04,822 couldn't keep his eyes off this freshmen bod for months. 411 00:18:04,856 --> 00:18:09,656 And finally, he worked up the courage to ask me out 412 00:18:09,689 --> 00:18:12,556 to see some old people band. 413 00:18:12,590 --> 00:18:15,990 [laughs] Arcade Fire is not an old person band. 414 00:18:16,022 --> 00:18:17,856 Do you make a habit of leering 415 00:18:17,888 --> 00:18:19,423 at your younger students, Adam? 416 00:18:20,855 --> 00:18:23,889 Well, when you put it that way, I guess I actually 417 00:18:23,921 --> 00:18:26,456 do sound less creepy in Penny's story. 418 00:18:29,921 --> 00:18:30,722 Cute. 419 00:18:30,756 --> 00:18:32,390 I'm 25. 420 00:18:32,422 --> 00:18:33,755 He's so old. 421 00:18:33,789 --> 00:18:34,823 It's fine. 422 00:18:34,856 --> 00:18:35,690 He's so old. 423 00:18:38,721 --> 00:18:41,855 [Adam laughs loudly] 424 00:18:41,889 --> 00:18:43,357 [upbeat music] 425 00:18:43,389 --> 00:18:47,756 ♪ But I got distracted by the water's flow ♪ 426 00:19:19,456 --> 00:19:20,822 Is that what I think it is? 427 00:19:20,855 --> 00:19:22,688 Here is the apple pie. 428 00:19:22,722 --> 00:19:23,723 Fuck yeah[laughs]. 429 00:19:27,489 --> 00:19:29,989 So, I feel like a jerk. 430 00:19:30,023 --> 00:19:34,889 What? Oh that's so fine, Abby, you overextended. 431 00:19:34,922 --> 00:19:36,390 It happens. 432 00:19:36,423 --> 00:19:37,889 Like, I should've known that I couldn't afford it 433 00:19:37,921 --> 00:19:41,290 before I offered you a job, and I was getting overwhelmed. 434 00:19:41,322 --> 00:19:43,688 And I just also really wanted to help you out. 435 00:19:43,722 --> 00:19:47,323 I know, it's completely okay. 436 00:19:47,355 --> 00:19:50,822 And Hey, I'm only working for my mom like three days a week. 437 00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:54,522 So, I can come watch your store whenever you need. 438 00:19:54,555 --> 00:19:55,788 Really? 439 00:19:55,822 --> 00:19:56,856 Yeah. 440 00:19:56,889 --> 00:19:58,457 That's what friends are for. 441 00:19:58,489 --> 00:19:59,855 That's what friends are for. 442 00:19:59,889 --> 00:20:00,856 That's what you sound like. 443 00:20:00,888 --> 00:20:02,755 Fucking go hide in your room. 444 00:20:02,789 --> 00:20:04,655 That's what I was doing anyways. 445 00:20:04,689 --> 00:20:05,590 Bye Abby. 446 00:20:07,055 --> 00:20:07,890 See you dude. 447 00:20:11,621 --> 00:20:12,423 Pie me. 448 00:20:14,489 --> 00:20:16,788 So when you are you flying out? 449 00:20:16,822 --> 00:20:18,457 Tomorrow evening. 450 00:20:20,055 --> 00:20:20,855 Nice. 451 00:20:20,888 --> 00:20:22,423 It's a quick trip, hey. 452 00:20:22,455 --> 00:20:23,955 Yeah, I haven't seen my parents since Christmas. 453 00:20:23,989 --> 00:20:26,756 So, I figured it was worth skipping class one Monday. 454 00:20:27,889 --> 00:20:28,923 Cool, cool, cool. 455 00:20:31,922 --> 00:20:36,756 So, when are you planning on going back to school? 456 00:20:37,988 --> 00:20:40,790 I don't really know that I am. 457 00:20:41,789 --> 00:20:44,855 I'm just kinda figuring things out as I go, you know. 458 00:20:44,889 --> 00:20:49,856 Sure, but like you have a plan, right? 459 00:20:51,588 --> 00:20:53,922 No, not really. 460 00:20:54,921 --> 00:20:59,389 Isn't that kind of irresponsible? 461 00:20:59,423 --> 00:21:00,990 Okay, hey, why don't we go get a drink? 462 00:21:01,022 --> 00:21:01,822 I'm Fine. 463 00:21:01,856 --> 00:21:02,855 Okay. 464 00:21:02,889 --> 00:21:03,989 Yeah, look dude, I don't know. 465 00:21:04,023 --> 00:21:06,889 But I do know that I'd rather spend the next few months 466 00:21:06,921 --> 00:21:08,822 or years figuring it out. 467 00:21:08,856 --> 00:21:11,589 Then spending 80 grand learning about something, 468 00:21:11,622 --> 00:21:13,555 I really don't give a fuck about. 469 00:21:13,588 --> 00:21:15,422 Yeah, sure, and I'm not telling you what to do. 470 00:21:15,455 --> 00:21:16,357 Sure you're not. 471 00:21:16,390 --> 00:21:18,389 I mean, this is a crucial age. 472 00:21:18,422 --> 00:21:21,224 Everything you do now affects the rest of your life. 473 00:21:21,888 --> 00:21:22,722 Sure. 474 00:21:23,855 --> 00:21:25,022 I just don't want you to make a decision 475 00:21:25,055 --> 00:21:27,589 that'll change your trajectory. 476 00:21:27,621 --> 00:21:28,755 My trajectory. 477 00:21:28,789 --> 00:21:30,423 Come on you're in the Offerman. 478 00:21:31,555 --> 00:21:32,623 I don't really know what that means, 479 00:21:32,655 --> 00:21:34,922 but what? am I supposed to be like you 480 00:21:34,956 --> 00:21:37,990 and be yet another millennial going for a business degree? 481 00:21:38,022 --> 00:21:38,856 Not necessarily. 482 00:21:38,889 --> 00:21:41,521 So, I can compete for unpaid internships 483 00:21:41,555 --> 00:21:42,889 and maybe become an associate by 30. 484 00:21:43,919 --> 00:21:44,488 Okay, forget I said anything. 485 00:21:44,522 --> 00:21:46,656 Hey, let's go play some beer pong, man. 486 00:21:46,688 --> 00:21:48,655 Yeah, come on, come play. 487 00:21:52,921 --> 00:21:53,989 I fucking can't stand that guy. 488 00:21:54,023 --> 00:21:54,822 I know. 489 00:22:01,056 --> 00:22:03,989 [knife chopping] 490 00:22:09,922 --> 00:22:11,723 [sighs] 491 00:22:11,756 --> 00:22:12,856 What's wrong baby? 492 00:22:12,889 --> 00:22:14,956 Fucking Neil. 493 00:22:14,988 --> 00:22:17,256 I know he can be a bit of a handful. 494 00:22:17,290 --> 00:22:19,521 No, I can actually handle a handful. 495 00:22:19,555 --> 00:22:23,923 He's always been a handful, now he's just like mean. 496 00:22:23,956 --> 00:22:26,257 Well, he's on the verge of puberty 497 00:22:26,290 --> 00:22:28,923 and he's just having a hard time talking to women. 498 00:22:28,955 --> 00:22:30,755 He's a dick to Dad too. 499 00:22:30,788 --> 00:22:33,956 True, but your father doesn't exactly command respect. 500 00:22:33,988 --> 00:22:36,688 Okay, he was being extremely rude to everyone 501 00:22:36,722 --> 00:22:37,756 at my party, last night. 502 00:22:37,789 --> 00:22:39,956 Like, come on, I wasn't that bad when I was that age. 503 00:22:39,989 --> 00:22:41,089 Oh God, no. 504 00:22:41,122 --> 00:22:45,789 Your problem years were like 14 to I'll keep you posted, 505 00:22:45,821 --> 00:22:46,888 Funny. 506 00:22:46,922 --> 00:22:49,956 Honey, why don't you just take him out for ice cream, 507 00:22:49,988 --> 00:22:52,922 like you used, hell even bring Penny. 508 00:22:54,454 --> 00:22:55,388 Okay. 509 00:22:55,422 --> 00:22:56,655 Okay. 510 00:22:59,354 --> 00:23:01,855 Your perspective creates your reality, hun. 511 00:23:01,889 --> 00:23:02,723 [Andie] Get it. 512 00:23:06,588 --> 00:23:09,257 [geese honking] 513 00:23:16,022 --> 00:23:17,822 [water splashes] 514 00:23:17,855 --> 00:23:20,622 Boom! I am the stone skipping champion. 515 00:23:20,656 --> 00:23:21,522 Oh yeah? 516 00:23:21,554 --> 00:23:23,455 Yep, suck it up losers. 517 00:23:23,489 --> 00:23:25,856 All right, no one likes a gloater, Neil. 518 00:23:26,721 --> 00:23:29,355 Okay, ice cream? 519 00:23:29,389 --> 00:23:30,322 Loser pays. 520 00:23:31,888 --> 00:23:34,588 So you're saying you would've paid if I won. 521 00:23:34,622 --> 00:23:35,456 Nope. 522 00:23:50,455 --> 00:23:51,923 If you're not gonna give me Abby's number, 523 00:23:51,955 --> 00:23:52,990 then I'm gonna hit on Penny. 524 00:23:53,022 --> 00:23:54,688 Oh, go for it rockstar. 525 00:23:54,721 --> 00:23:56,257 Penny, has a boyfriend. 526 00:23:56,288 --> 00:23:57,689 Right. 527 00:23:57,721 --> 00:24:00,256 Who? That widely successful guy from last night? 528 00:24:00,289 --> 00:24:00,856 Come on. 529 00:24:00,888 --> 00:24:02,388 You're like six. 530 00:24:02,422 --> 00:24:04,322 And you don't tell someone you're gonna hit on them. 531 00:24:04,355 --> 00:24:06,288 Then how do you do it? 532 00:24:06,322 --> 00:24:07,423 I could use some pointers. 533 00:24:08,788 --> 00:24:13,622 Are you really asking like, for someone specific? 534 00:24:14,855 --> 00:24:16,622 Oh, cool. 535 00:24:16,655 --> 00:24:17,955 Oh my God, who is it? 536 00:24:17,988 --> 00:24:20,855 Slow my dear. 537 00:24:20,888 --> 00:24:22,990 To know who it is secrecy is of the utmost importance 538 00:24:23,022 --> 00:24:23,923 at this age? 539 00:24:23,955 --> 00:24:25,388 Really? 540 00:24:25,421 --> 00:24:26,622 Yeah, man. 541 00:24:26,655 --> 00:24:27,955 Okay, you might think seeding it with a friend 542 00:24:27,988 --> 00:24:31,856 is a good idea, but generally it just leads 543 00:24:31,888 --> 00:24:33,355 to way more complications. 544 00:24:33,388 --> 00:24:36,355 Like either they'll start liking you, for example. 545 00:24:36,389 --> 00:24:39,388 Or they'll start on a rumor mill. 546 00:24:39,422 --> 00:24:40,856 So, what do I do? 547 00:24:40,888 --> 00:24:42,321 Just kiss her, or something. 548 00:24:42,355 --> 00:24:44,623 Whoa! Who are you, Harvey Weinstein? 549 00:24:44,655 --> 00:24:48,755 What Penny is trying to say is that doesn't really 550 00:24:48,789 --> 00:24:49,723 fly anymore. 551 00:24:50,554 --> 00:24:52,356 The game has changed. 552 00:24:52,388 --> 00:24:55,388 Super, just in time for my puberty. 553 00:24:55,421 --> 00:24:58,656 Yeah, okay, it does suck from that perspective, 554 00:24:58,688 --> 00:25:02,888 but it kind of, only from that perspective. 555 00:25:02,922 --> 00:25:05,922 But does that mean I can't hit on anyone? 556 00:25:05,956 --> 00:25:08,455 is flirting, not feminist? 557 00:25:08,488 --> 00:25:10,521 Wow an enlightened boy, you are. 558 00:25:10,555 --> 00:25:12,223 Yes, thanks Yoda. 559 00:25:14,988 --> 00:25:16,889 No, I do hear what you're saying, 560 00:25:16,921 --> 00:25:19,989 but they're just two completely different issues. 561 00:25:20,022 --> 00:25:21,255 Like entirely. 562 00:25:21,288 --> 00:25:23,322 Like yeah, I mean there's a difference 563 00:25:23,354 --> 00:25:25,355 between flirting and assault. 564 00:25:25,389 --> 00:25:26,322 Yes[laughs]. 565 00:25:26,354 --> 00:25:28,455 So what do I do? 566 00:25:28,489 --> 00:25:31,289 Well, do you think she knows? 567 00:25:31,322 --> 00:25:32,456 I don't know. 568 00:25:32,489 --> 00:25:35,255 Have you like caught her eye, a few times? 569 00:25:35,289 --> 00:25:37,723 Yeah, and did you like look away fast? 570 00:25:37,755 --> 00:25:39,555 Good, okay, that's good. 571 00:25:40,588 --> 00:25:41,589 Stage one is good. 572 00:25:42,555 --> 00:25:44,422 The next part's gonna be harder. 573 00:25:45,255 --> 00:25:47,723 You're gonna have to talk to her, alone. 574 00:25:48,955 --> 00:25:49,889 How do I do that? 575 00:25:51,489 --> 00:25:54,421 I think you'll be surprised, if you're both interested. 576 00:25:54,455 --> 00:25:55,956 It's just gonna happen. 577 00:25:55,988 --> 00:25:59,488 But, the key is, you need to make that happen soon. 578 00:25:59,521 --> 00:26:02,322 Once eye contact is engaged, time is of the essence. 579 00:26:02,354 --> 00:26:06,790 Yes, and ask her about herself, be interested. 580 00:26:08,422 --> 00:26:11,855 Okay, cool, Penny, can we talk in private, please? 581 00:26:13,822 --> 00:26:15,822 Oh my God[laughs]. 582 00:26:18,454 --> 00:26:20,955 Oh God no, and don't smile like that at her. 583 00:26:20,989 --> 00:26:23,223 Fuck so, you're a little asshole[laughs]. 584 00:26:25,522 --> 00:26:27,323 God, I miss you guys. 585 00:26:30,022 --> 00:26:32,655 And then we just deal out the cards 586 00:26:32,688 --> 00:26:35,522 and we put the markers into the board. 587 00:26:35,554 --> 00:26:36,955 That's my favorite part. 588 00:26:36,989 --> 00:26:39,790 Oh, you just like putting pointy things into tight holes. 589 00:26:41,488 --> 00:26:44,355 And then we just deal out four cards. 590 00:26:44,388 --> 00:26:46,422 And we call that the crib. 591 00:26:46,454 --> 00:26:47,955 Yeah, I know that. 592 00:26:47,989 --> 00:26:51,456 I read it on the internet, you didn't think I'd show up here 593 00:26:51,488 --> 00:26:53,656 with a bunch of pros and not do my research[laughs]. 594 00:26:53,688 --> 00:26:55,289 All right then. 595 00:26:57,288 --> 00:26:58,655 Would you knock that off, T? 596 00:26:58,689 --> 00:26:59,922 Knock what off? 597 00:26:59,956 --> 00:27:01,422 You know exactly what you need to knock off. 598 00:27:01,455 --> 00:27:02,956 He's not home. 599 00:27:02,988 --> 00:27:04,023 Who's not home? 600 00:27:04,055 --> 00:27:05,488 [both] Mr. Daniels. 601 00:27:06,722 --> 00:27:08,288 Who's Mr. Daniels? 602 00:27:08,322 --> 00:27:09,789 Only the most eligible widower on 603 00:27:09,822 --> 00:27:10,756 this side of main street. 604 00:27:10,788 --> 00:27:12,421 Possibly the whole city. 605 00:27:12,455 --> 00:27:14,556 And why would you think a man of that caliber 606 00:27:14,589 --> 00:27:16,455 would be interested in you? 607 00:27:16,489 --> 00:27:18,989 How exactly did you know he wasn't home? 608 00:27:19,023 --> 00:27:21,723 unless you were doing exactly the same thing, this morning. 609 00:27:21,755 --> 00:27:23,388 We were talking. 610 00:27:23,422 --> 00:27:25,522 Oh, you were just talking? And you were just conveniently 611 00:27:25,555 --> 00:27:26,855 outside, when he was leaving. 612 00:27:26,888 --> 00:27:27,955 I was having my morning coffee. 613 00:27:27,989 --> 00:27:30,989 And you probably poured him a cup of that premium shit 614 00:27:31,023 --> 00:27:31,956 that I paid for. 615 00:27:31,988 --> 00:27:33,521 Just being a good neighbor. 616 00:27:33,554 --> 00:27:34,788 You could learn a thing or two. 617 00:27:34,821 --> 00:27:36,955 I'm being a good neighbor in other ways. 618 00:27:36,989 --> 00:27:41,321 And what way is that? Being the neighborhood tricycle? 619 00:27:41,354 --> 00:27:43,388 Don't be mad at me just because I've had more 620 00:27:43,422 --> 00:27:45,356 than one sexual partner in the past 50 years. 621 00:27:45,388 --> 00:27:49,455 Okay, ladies, Mrs Tremblay enough with the slut-shaming. 622 00:27:49,488 --> 00:27:50,622 Miss Tremblay, is an independent woman. 623 00:27:50,656 --> 00:27:52,388 She can sleep with whoever she wants. 624 00:27:52,422 --> 00:27:54,789 Oh, don't worry, she does. 625 00:27:54,821 --> 00:27:56,556 Hey, you heard her. 626 00:27:57,322 --> 00:28:00,755 Okay, we need to come up with a solution here. 627 00:28:00,789 --> 00:28:02,556 And what do you have in mind? 628 00:28:04,388 --> 00:28:08,388 I don't know, maybe you can share him. 629 00:28:08,421 --> 00:28:10,589 With her[laughs], please. 630 00:28:10,621 --> 00:28:13,455 Her body hasn't exactly kept up. 631 00:28:13,489 --> 00:28:17,289 Oh, ha ha ha let's get this game going. 632 00:28:21,656 --> 00:28:23,388 So, have you guys always lived together? 633 00:28:23,422 --> 00:28:24,990 Oh no, I just moved in, recently. 634 00:28:25,021 --> 00:28:26,822 Not recently enough. 635 00:28:26,855 --> 00:28:29,022 It's been almost two years since she's been invading 636 00:28:29,054 --> 00:28:30,488 my personal space. 637 00:28:30,522 --> 00:28:31,588 That long already? 638 00:28:31,621 --> 00:28:32,955 She's been counting. 639 00:28:32,988 --> 00:28:34,788 She thinks, I need company. 640 00:28:34,822 --> 00:28:37,556 She's scared I'm gonna turn into an old cook 641 00:28:37,589 --> 00:28:38,856 without Michael. 642 00:28:38,889 --> 00:28:40,556 Yeah, turn into. 643 00:28:40,589 --> 00:28:41,521 [Andie] And Micheal is? 644 00:28:41,555 --> 00:28:42,789 My husband. 645 00:28:42,821 --> 00:28:44,021 Oh, of course, I'm sorry. 646 00:28:44,055 --> 00:28:46,256 Don't be, I killed him. 647 00:28:46,288 --> 00:28:49,722 I joke, it was cancer. 648 00:28:49,755 --> 00:28:52,655 The bastard smoked a pack a day for 50 years. 649 00:28:52,689 --> 00:28:54,289 You know you can't do that to people. 650 00:28:54,322 --> 00:28:56,522 You have got crazy eyes Tremblay. 651 00:28:56,554 --> 00:28:57,956 One of these days, you're gonna do that, 652 00:28:57,987 --> 00:28:59,855 and somebody's gonna believe you, and lock you up. 653 00:28:59,888 --> 00:29:02,655 Can you imagine? Orange is not her color. 654 00:29:02,689 --> 00:29:04,322 Oh, suck a Dick. 655 00:29:04,354 --> 00:29:07,522 That's why I'm always on this guy, when he's smoking. 656 00:29:07,554 --> 00:29:08,622 I don't smoke. 657 00:29:08,656 --> 00:29:10,388 Oh please. 658 00:29:10,422 --> 00:29:12,623 You don't think I can tell when you're working high? 659 00:29:12,655 --> 00:29:13,822 We lived through the 60s. 660 00:29:13,855 --> 00:29:15,588 It's not the same as cigarettes. 661 00:29:15,621 --> 00:29:17,456 You know that can't be true. 662 00:29:17,488 --> 00:29:19,355 Okay, Well would you prefer that I vape? 663 00:29:19,388 --> 00:29:23,455 Oh, please, so you can look like a giant fucking douche 664 00:29:23,488 --> 00:29:24,421 no thank you. 665 00:29:24,455 --> 00:29:27,590 [Andie laughing loudly] 666 00:29:32,555 --> 00:29:34,022 How'd you two meet? 667 00:29:34,054 --> 00:29:37,755 [both] Womb mates, roommates, will end up being two mates. 668 00:29:37,789 --> 00:29:40,289 I actually meant how'd you and Michael meet? 669 00:29:40,321 --> 00:29:43,622 Michael, now that's a story. 670 00:29:43,655 --> 00:29:45,722 He was just home from the war. 671 00:29:45,755 --> 00:29:46,955 World war two? 672 00:29:46,987 --> 00:29:50,288 Vietnam, how old do you think we are? 673 00:29:50,321 --> 00:29:52,488 Well, you know what soldiers can be like. 674 00:29:52,521 --> 00:29:55,622 We tried to play the twin thing on 'em a few times, 675 00:29:55,656 --> 00:29:56,689 but well... 676 00:29:56,722 --> 00:29:58,789 He only had eyes for you. 677 00:29:58,821 --> 00:30:00,522 She has slutty eyes[laughs]. 678 00:30:03,689 --> 00:30:05,389 Well it was really awesome meeting you guys. 679 00:30:05,421 --> 00:30:06,988 It's nice to finally put faces to names. 680 00:30:07,021 --> 00:30:08,623 Oh, it's a pleasure hun. 681 00:30:08,655 --> 00:30:12,788 When the fax for humoring tool cooks. 682 00:30:12,822 --> 00:30:14,856 Do you guys wanna do this again next Thursday? 683 00:30:14,888 --> 00:30:17,656 Don't say things you don't mean, we'll hold you to it. 684 00:30:17,688 --> 00:30:18,822 No, let's let's do it. 685 00:30:18,856 --> 00:30:21,288 I mean, this could be like a weekly cribbage club you know? 686 00:30:21,322 --> 00:30:22,955 When you say it that sounds lame. 687 00:30:22,987 --> 00:30:24,656 All right, next Thursday, it is. 688 00:30:24,688 --> 00:30:26,555 You know something, sweetie? 689 00:30:26,589 --> 00:30:29,623 If you weren't queer, you'd have a steady ready. 690 00:30:29,655 --> 00:30:31,488 We need to find a man, for this man. 691 00:30:31,522 --> 00:30:32,623 Don't say queer. 692 00:30:32,656 --> 00:30:34,522 No, that's the good word now. 693 00:30:34,554 --> 00:30:35,589 That can't be true. 694 00:30:35,621 --> 00:30:36,656 No, she's right. 695 00:30:38,055 --> 00:30:39,489 I learn something new every day. 696 00:30:39,521 --> 00:30:41,521 Well, I hear Mr. Daniels is available. 697 00:30:41,555 --> 00:30:42,456 Watch it. 698 00:30:42,488 --> 00:30:44,255 I'm sorry, all right. 699 00:30:44,289 --> 00:30:46,689 Bye Miss Tremblay, bye Mrs Tremblay, See you Thursday. 700 00:30:46,722 --> 00:30:48,556 Have a good night you too. 701 00:30:48,588 --> 00:30:50,355 [upbeat music] 702 00:30:50,389 --> 00:30:55,289 ♪ I wasted all my time ♪ 703 00:30:55,321 --> 00:30:58,588 ♪ Searching for the one ♪ 704 00:30:58,622 --> 00:31:03,723 ♪ That isn't in my mind ♪ 705 00:31:04,656 --> 00:31:09,656 ♪ I held your hand so long ♪ 706 00:31:10,354 --> 00:31:13,455 ♪ That in the end felt wrong ♪ 707 00:31:13,488 --> 00:31:18,489 ♪ That's why I'm giving up ♪ 708 00:31:19,389 --> 00:31:24,289 ♪ Saying I'll be on my own ♪ 709 00:31:26,788 --> 00:31:30,389 ♪ Saying I'll be on my own ♪ 710 00:31:30,421 --> 00:31:33,488 How much money did Miss Tremblay slide to you? 711 00:31:33,522 --> 00:31:35,989 $50, she said to buy you something nice. 712 00:31:36,021 --> 00:31:39,488 Buy me something nice? [laughs]. Cute. 713 00:31:42,054 --> 00:31:44,622 You were so close, you really were. 714 00:31:44,655 --> 00:31:46,854 You know, I'm not as good at cribbage as I said I was. 715 00:31:46,887 --> 00:31:47,689 I know. 716 00:31:49,689 --> 00:31:51,821 Should we like get dinner or something? 717 00:31:51,855 --> 00:31:54,323 Instead of just drinking Jean's money away? 718 00:31:56,288 --> 00:31:57,488 We could gamble it away. 719 00:31:59,621 --> 00:32:00,955 I think the Tremblays would be proud. 720 00:32:00,987 --> 00:32:02,656 I think they would. 721 00:32:02,688 --> 00:32:04,755 I think they'd be very proud. 722 00:32:04,788 --> 00:32:07,988 Yeah, definitely gambling hoes[laughs]. 723 00:32:15,355 --> 00:32:18,723 Well, this is how I spend our last dollar. 724 00:32:20,987 --> 00:32:24,622 I mean, we do have more money, like our own money. 725 00:32:24,655 --> 00:32:25,755 It feels more badass this way. 726 00:32:25,787 --> 00:32:28,589 Totally. 727 00:32:28,621 --> 00:32:29,421 You should do it. 728 00:32:29,455 --> 00:32:30,754 You should do this. 729 00:32:54,755 --> 00:32:55,755 Well? 730 00:32:59,388 --> 00:33:00,722 We just won $20. 731 00:33:00,754 --> 00:33:03,522 $20? [laughs]. 732 00:33:06,787 --> 00:33:08,854 What could we invest in? 733 00:33:08,887 --> 00:33:09,688 More tabs. 734 00:33:09,721 --> 00:33:10,789 More tabs? 735 00:33:12,755 --> 00:33:14,389 Oh my God, yes. 736 00:33:40,755 --> 00:33:41,955 [Anderson] How do you tell your kids who think you're 737 00:33:41,988 --> 00:33:45,855 their hero that you're gay? 738 00:33:47,522 --> 00:33:52,256 I know it's 2018, but what nine or 10 year old wants to hear 739 00:33:52,288 --> 00:33:54,622 that their dad is someone totally different. 740 00:33:59,721 --> 00:34:01,489 I'm hearing a lot of fear. 741 00:34:01,521 --> 00:34:02,721 Yeah, I'm afraid. 742 00:34:04,288 --> 00:34:05,821 I'm afraid of losing them. 743 00:34:05,855 --> 00:34:07,590 I love them so much. 744 00:34:17,321 --> 00:34:20,888 I don't feel I have a right to, you don't have kids. 745 00:34:20,921 --> 00:34:23,889 And get to change your mind about your family. 746 00:34:39,954 --> 00:34:44,955 Ben, I'm hearing a lot of fear. 747 00:34:46,589 --> 00:34:49,889 I'm also hearing a lot of love from a devoted father, Ben. 748 00:34:52,489 --> 00:34:53,523 Thank you, Karen. 749 00:34:53,555 --> 00:34:56,622 You're doing a great job in a really hard situation. 750 00:34:58,588 --> 00:35:00,788 I see Andie's back. 751 00:35:00,821 --> 00:35:02,755 I'm getting a sense that you're wanting 752 00:35:02,788 --> 00:35:04,655 to wrap things up for today? 753 00:35:04,688 --> 00:35:05,855 Is that on track? 754 00:35:05,888 --> 00:35:09,256 If by wrap up, you mean put it in its box 755 00:35:09,289 --> 00:35:10,755 lock it 10 times[laughs]. 756 00:35:10,787 --> 00:35:11,955 Clamp it down, yeah. 757 00:35:11,987 --> 00:35:13,587 Unitl this exact time next week? 758 00:35:13,621 --> 00:35:14,755 Then yes. 759 00:35:14,787 --> 00:35:17,522 Okay, and yes. 760 00:35:18,422 --> 00:35:19,522 Andie's back. 761 00:35:20,955 --> 00:35:22,955 Ah, don't worry, she's a special one. 762 00:35:22,987 --> 00:35:24,255 She'll be okay. 763 00:35:24,289 --> 00:35:24,887 Yeah. 764 00:35:24,920 --> 00:35:25,955 Bike smooth, Karen. 765 00:35:33,820 --> 00:35:34,622 [door opens] 766 00:35:34,655 --> 00:35:35,455 Hey, Andie. 767 00:35:35,488 --> 00:35:36,388 Feeling cured Mr? 768 00:35:36,422 --> 00:35:37,755 Yeah, I think that's it for me. 769 00:35:37,787 --> 00:35:40,322 Cool, I'll just cancel all your next sessions. 770 00:35:40,354 --> 00:35:42,523 Absolutely not, no. 771 00:35:43,720 --> 00:35:46,255 So? How's your new crop of students? 772 00:35:47,687 --> 00:35:50,455 I mean they're not you guys, but they're not bad, I guess. 773 00:35:50,489 --> 00:35:52,555 I mean, I'm drinking more but that's probably 774 00:35:52,588 --> 00:35:53,488 not their fault. 775 00:35:54,921 --> 00:35:58,855 How do you feel about.. Do you wanna get a beer later? 776 00:35:59,887 --> 00:36:00,654 Yeah, sure. 777 00:36:00,688 --> 00:36:01,522 Yeah? 778 00:36:01,553 --> 00:36:02,922 Why not? 779 00:36:02,954 --> 00:36:03,754 Do you like the Hallway? 780 00:36:03,787 --> 00:36:04,788 Do you know that place? 781 00:36:04,820 --> 00:36:05,921 Of course, I know you the Hallway. 782 00:36:05,955 --> 00:36:06,854 Cool I fucking love that place. 783 00:36:06,889 --> 00:36:09,788 Sweet, so I'll see you there like, 8:00 p.m. 784 00:36:09,821 --> 00:36:10,854 8:00 p.m. great. 785 00:36:10,887 --> 00:36:11,887 Awesome. 786 00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:12,954 Catch you then. 787 00:36:12,988 --> 00:36:14,821 Yeah, see you then, hilarious. 788 00:36:14,854 --> 00:36:16,688 Oh, you owe me money. 789 00:36:17,887 --> 00:36:20,021 Ooh, I forgot my wallet. 790 00:36:20,055 --> 00:36:20,955 Oh! 791 00:36:20,987 --> 00:36:22,954 Ah! Just kidding. 792 00:36:22,987 --> 00:36:25,455 Cool Mr. A with his jokes, there you go. 793 00:36:26,455 --> 00:36:27,855 Thanks, Andie, catch you later. 794 00:36:27,888 --> 00:36:28,687 Bye. 795 00:36:28,720 --> 00:36:29,788 Welcome home. 796 00:36:29,821 --> 00:36:30,955 Thank you, yeah. 797 00:36:38,855 --> 00:36:40,621 So this is weird, right? 798 00:36:41,720 --> 00:36:43,654 No, I don't think it's weird. 799 00:36:43,687 --> 00:36:45,421 Like I think of it this way, 800 00:36:45,454 --> 00:36:47,554 I've got other friends in their 30s. 801 00:36:47,587 --> 00:36:51,788 Someone just happened to teach us to kill mockingbird. 802 00:36:51,820 --> 00:36:52,821 Be normal. 803 00:36:52,854 --> 00:36:53,888 Normal. 804 00:36:59,921 --> 00:37:01,888 Hey, I hope we didn't keep you waiting too long. 805 00:37:01,921 --> 00:37:03,955 Not at all, I have beer to keep me company. 806 00:37:03,988 --> 00:37:04,854 I'm glad. 807 00:37:04,887 --> 00:37:05,888 Hey, Hans. 808 00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:07,522 Hey, Mr. Anderson. 809 00:37:08,488 --> 00:37:09,922 I think if we're gonna be hanging out socially 810 00:37:09,954 --> 00:37:11,022 you should call me Ben. 811 00:37:11,055 --> 00:37:12,389 Right, yeah, Ben. 812 00:37:12,422 --> 00:37:16,356 No, Mr A. I'm sticking with Mr A. 813 00:37:16,389 --> 00:37:17,622 That's way too weird. 814 00:37:17,655 --> 00:37:19,655 Like first name Mr. last name, Anderson. 815 00:37:19,687 --> 00:37:20,989 Ben, does not exist to me. 816 00:37:21,021 --> 00:37:21,888 Okay, fair enough. 817 00:37:21,921 --> 00:37:22,989 How weird is that. 818 00:37:27,354 --> 00:37:29,321 No, but I'm sure no one's lived up 819 00:37:29,354 --> 00:37:31,487 to the theater legend of Hans, right? 820 00:37:31,521 --> 00:37:33,822 No one understudies quite like you, dude. 821 00:37:34,855 --> 00:37:37,488 So Hans, I caught up with Andie, a little earlier. 822 00:37:37,521 --> 00:37:39,655 What's been going on with you? 823 00:37:39,687 --> 00:37:44,655 Oh, not much, just been working, skateboarding. 824 00:37:44,688 --> 00:37:46,789 Getting high. 825 00:37:47,822 --> 00:37:49,855 Please, like I didn't know you were getting stoned 826 00:37:49,887 --> 00:37:51,222 every day in class. 827 00:37:52,788 --> 00:37:55,922 I mean, to be fair, it was more like three days a week. 828 00:37:55,954 --> 00:37:56,788 So[laughs]. 829 00:37:57,888 --> 00:37:59,356 Are you dating anyone? 830 00:38:01,620 --> 00:38:02,454 What? 831 00:38:03,322 --> 00:38:03,956 Sparks flying? 832 00:38:05,587 --> 00:38:06,421 When? 833 00:38:08,955 --> 00:38:10,855 Well, I assume that means you overheard 834 00:38:10,888 --> 00:38:13,288 a confidential conversation I had with your mom. 835 00:38:17,821 --> 00:38:18,655 Maybe. 836 00:38:20,588 --> 00:38:22,322 I'm married Andie. 837 00:38:22,355 --> 00:38:24,955 And while I'm figuring this out 838 00:38:24,988 --> 00:38:28,654 I respect that and I respect my wife. 839 00:38:28,687 --> 00:38:31,755 Do you really think I want my first sexual experience 840 00:38:31,787 --> 00:38:34,356 with a man to be with Hans? 841 00:38:34,388 --> 00:38:35,854 No offense, dude. 842 00:38:35,888 --> 00:38:37,256 None, taken. 843 00:38:37,288 --> 00:38:39,222 I'm not really a first choice kinda guy. 844 00:38:42,621 --> 00:38:44,255 I'm sorry. 845 00:38:44,288 --> 00:38:46,588 I was just completely out of line. 846 00:38:46,620 --> 00:38:47,454 You were. 847 00:38:48,921 --> 00:38:51,022 But I just want you to be happy 848 00:38:51,055 --> 00:38:53,921 and I think you'd be a lot happier if you came out. 849 00:38:53,954 --> 00:38:56,355 That is not for you to decide Andie. 850 00:38:59,988 --> 00:39:04,455 Look, overall I had a lot of fun this evening. 851 00:39:04,488 --> 00:39:06,754 And let's just pretend the last two minutes didn't happen. 852 00:39:06,787 --> 00:39:07,587 Okay? 853 00:39:07,621 --> 00:39:08,589 Yes, please. 854 00:39:10,021 --> 00:39:12,921 But I got to get back to the fam, first round's on me. 855 00:39:26,553 --> 00:39:27,821 So how's everything? 856 00:39:27,855 --> 00:39:28,955 Super, thank you. 857 00:39:30,353 --> 00:39:31,754 Just remembering why I don't hang around 858 00:39:31,787 --> 00:39:33,387 with 20 year olds anymore. 859 00:39:59,289 --> 00:40:02,289 I'm not gay. 860 00:40:05,920 --> 00:40:07,587 [laughs] Shut up. 861 00:40:07,621 --> 00:40:08,922 No, seriously. 862 00:40:12,453 --> 00:40:13,287 What? 863 00:40:15,021 --> 00:40:17,821 You were the only openly gay kid in our class. 864 00:40:17,855 --> 00:40:18,989 Yeah, I know. 865 00:40:20,820 --> 00:40:23,887 Okay, so you're saying, you're not attracted 866 00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:24,787 to men anymore? 867 00:40:24,821 --> 00:40:27,555 No, like I never was. 868 00:40:28,855 --> 00:40:30,855 Your coming out video went like viral. 869 00:40:31,821 --> 00:40:36,922 All through elementary school people made fun of me 870 00:40:37,487 --> 00:40:39,455 for being bad at sports, 871 00:40:39,487 --> 00:40:42,921 or being in band or whatever, you know. 872 00:40:44,354 --> 00:40:45,887 Sure. 873 00:40:45,920 --> 00:40:48,287 So the summer before high school 874 00:40:48,321 --> 00:40:52,755 I visited my family in Montreal, my cousin Vince, he's gay. 875 00:40:52,788 --> 00:40:55,288 And he gave me the idea. 876 00:40:56,521 --> 00:40:58,588 Your gay cousin tells you to pretend to be gay. 877 00:40:58,620 --> 00:41:00,354 No, Jesus Christ, not like that. 878 00:41:00,388 --> 00:41:03,488 No, he was, you know, 879 00:41:03,521 --> 00:41:06,355 and he's like the coolest guy that I know. 880 00:41:06,388 --> 00:41:11,321 And it was 2012, and Frank Ocean had just come out 881 00:41:11,354 --> 00:41:15,956 and I don't know, being gay was kind of cool. 882 00:41:16,988 --> 00:41:21,922 So I figured if I pretended to be gay just for high school, 883 00:41:23,287 --> 00:41:25,354 maybe I wouldn't get laid or whatever. 884 00:41:25,387 --> 00:41:27,721 But maybe I could be cool. 885 00:41:29,022 --> 00:41:32,554 Wow, So I guess that worked out for you hey? 886 00:41:32,588 --> 00:41:37,589 I mean, yeah, I was fucking prom king, but I also thought 887 00:41:39,021 --> 00:41:40,587 that I would be out of this town right after I graduated, 888 00:41:40,620 --> 00:41:42,955 and never come back, so. 889 00:41:45,688 --> 00:41:47,022 [Andie laughing loudly] 890 00:41:47,054 --> 00:41:48,320 It's not fucking funny. 891 00:41:48,353 --> 00:41:50,288 I mean it kind of is. 892 00:41:50,320 --> 00:41:51,421 I guess. 893 00:41:53,855 --> 00:41:56,821 I don't expect you to understand. 894 00:41:56,854 --> 00:41:59,254 You've always had a thing. 895 00:42:00,287 --> 00:42:01,721 What do you mean? 896 00:42:01,755 --> 00:42:03,988 Come on, you're Andie Offerman. 897 00:42:05,754 --> 00:42:09,888 Yeah, I'm Andie Offerman, the girl who 898 00:42:09,921 --> 00:42:12,322 can't finish her first year of university. 899 00:42:13,587 --> 00:42:15,754 The girl who can't keep a job and has absolutely, 900 00:42:15,788 --> 00:42:17,322 no direction in life. 901 00:42:18,854 --> 00:42:21,354 Everybody knows you're destined for great things. 902 00:42:21,387 --> 00:42:23,454 Andie you're special. 903 00:42:23,488 --> 00:42:27,355 Yeah, people have been saying shit like that for probably, 904 00:42:27,388 --> 00:42:29,288 as long as I can remember. 905 00:42:29,321 --> 00:42:31,955 You know that I like have something special. 906 00:42:31,988 --> 00:42:36,354 But Hans I'm not good at anything. 907 00:42:37,721 --> 00:42:42,587 Who knows, maybe special 908 00:42:42,620 --> 00:42:44,955 is just another word for obnoxious. 909 00:42:48,420 --> 00:42:50,287 I think you're special. 910 00:42:55,654 --> 00:42:56,454 Sorry. 911 00:42:56,488 --> 00:42:57,855 Don't, don't be. 912 00:42:59,387 --> 00:43:04,487 ♪ Young love ♪ 913 00:43:07,021 --> 00:43:12,222 ♪ Young love ♪ 914 00:43:15,021 --> 00:43:16,454 ♪ Young love ♪ 915 00:43:16,488 --> 00:43:21,488 ♪ He was brand new to this ♪ 916 00:43:24,755 --> 00:43:27,689 ♪ Free on the tree ♪ 917 00:43:33,654 --> 00:43:36,921 Is this your first time seeing boobs? 918 00:43:39,554 --> 00:43:43,388 ♪ Young love ♪ 919 00:43:43,421 --> 00:43:48,421 ♪ Young love ♪ 920 00:43:49,120 --> 00:43:52,387 ♪ Is it a crime to be young ♪ 921 00:43:58,453 --> 00:44:01,354 Hey Andie, I can't figure out how to... 922 00:44:02,688 --> 00:44:05,321 Oh, my mistake. 923 00:44:05,354 --> 00:44:07,355 [curtain closes] 924 00:44:07,388 --> 00:44:10,421 Shit, fuck shit. 925 00:44:10,454 --> 00:44:11,521 Hans it's fine. 926 00:44:11,554 --> 00:44:13,387 No, it's not. 927 00:44:13,420 --> 00:44:14,520 Where are you going? 928 00:44:14,553 --> 00:44:16,721 I have to go apologize man to man. 929 00:44:16,754 --> 00:44:17,554 No. 930 00:44:17,588 --> 00:44:18,889 Yes, I do. 931 00:44:21,488 --> 00:44:22,755 Hans, you really, don't. 932 00:44:24,920 --> 00:44:27,521 ♪ Young love ♪ 933 00:44:29,453 --> 00:44:33,922 Mr. Offerman, I'm not sure if you remember me, but... 934 00:44:33,954 --> 00:44:35,354 Sure, I do, Hans. 935 00:44:36,021 --> 00:44:38,554 Right, Hans, that's me good. 936 00:44:38,587 --> 00:44:43,588 Okay, I'm so sorry that you just saw, what you just saw. 937 00:44:45,020 --> 00:44:48,487 I just want you to know that I have the best of intentions 938 00:44:48,521 --> 00:44:49,455 with your daughter. 939 00:44:51,755 --> 00:44:55,354 We were drinking a little bit, like not too much, 940 00:44:55,387 --> 00:44:57,822 but we were drinking a little bit. 941 00:44:57,854 --> 00:45:00,954 And Mr. Anderson was there. 942 00:45:00,987 --> 00:45:04,420 He wasn't there, upstairs just now, right. 943 00:45:04,454 --> 00:45:07,855 But he was at the bar with us and anyways, you know 944 00:45:07,888 --> 00:45:11,554 one thing led to another, and next thing you know... 945 00:45:11,588 --> 00:45:13,488 You were trying to fuck my daughter. 946 00:45:18,487 --> 00:45:20,754 I'm so sorry, again. 947 00:45:20,788 --> 00:45:25,788 I have nothing but respect for your daughter, 948 00:45:26,954 --> 00:45:28,120 and I would never do anything, to harm her. 949 00:45:28,153 --> 00:45:33,554 I was raised by a single mother, so I respect women so much. 950 00:45:38,621 --> 00:45:39,655 Okay. 951 00:45:42,554 --> 00:45:43,589 Okay. 952 00:45:50,787 --> 00:45:54,254 [Dean laughing loudly] 953 00:45:58,453 --> 00:46:01,254 I may have the best intentions with your daughter[laughs]. 954 00:46:01,288 --> 00:46:05,722 Are you done? you're the worst. 955 00:46:05,754 --> 00:46:09,554 Maybe next time knock before entering a room. 956 00:46:09,588 --> 00:46:11,588 Where do you even find these guys? 957 00:46:11,621 --> 00:46:13,488 Also I thought, he was gay. 958 00:46:16,554 --> 00:46:17,988 Yeah, so did I. 959 00:46:19,520 --> 00:46:20,855 What the fuck... 960 00:46:26,787 --> 00:46:27,688 Don't even. 961 00:46:29,621 --> 00:46:31,789 [Karen] Andrea Offerman. 962 00:46:33,521 --> 00:46:34,822 What the hell do you think you're doing 963 00:46:34,855 --> 00:46:37,254 meddling with one of my clients? 964 00:46:37,287 --> 00:46:38,454 Oh! 965 00:46:38,487 --> 00:46:42,854 Don't you oh me, you eavesdropped on sensitive information 966 00:46:42,887 --> 00:46:45,854 and then tried to help one of my clients come out. 967 00:46:45,888 --> 00:46:47,420 He's my teacher too. 968 00:46:47,454 --> 00:46:48,555 Mr. Anderson? 969 00:46:48,587 --> 00:46:50,587 That is bullshit. 970 00:46:50,620 --> 00:46:52,420 You should not have listened. 971 00:46:52,453 --> 00:46:54,621 And you sure as hell shouldn't have approached him about it. 972 00:46:54,654 --> 00:46:56,487 I'm sorry. 973 00:46:56,520 --> 00:46:58,654 Do you understand how unprofessional this makes me look? 974 00:46:58,688 --> 00:46:59,587 I'm sorry. 975 00:46:59,620 --> 00:47:01,287 You bet your ass you're sorry. 976 00:47:01,321 --> 00:47:03,522 It's not like nobody knows, everyone guessed it. 977 00:47:06,620 --> 00:47:07,755 You're on your own kiddo. 978 00:47:07,788 --> 00:47:09,854 Damn straight she is. 979 00:47:09,886 --> 00:47:14,887 His wife and family don't know, but you thought 980 00:47:15,421 --> 00:47:16,588 every teacher was gay. 981 00:47:16,621 --> 00:47:17,887 So, that's no surprise. 982 00:47:17,920 --> 00:47:18,822 Mom. 983 00:47:18,855 --> 00:47:21,587 I almost lost him as a client. 984 00:47:21,620 --> 00:47:24,420 And he's in a very vulnerable position right now. 985 00:47:24,454 --> 00:47:25,588 Mom, I'm sorry. 986 00:47:25,621 --> 00:47:27,387 You're fired is what you are. 987 00:47:27,420 --> 00:47:28,488 Fine. 988 00:47:28,520 --> 00:47:31,287 It is really time, that you learned that your choices 989 00:47:31,320 --> 00:47:33,754 have consequences, drop out of college, 990 00:47:33,787 --> 00:47:36,988 and expect the world is gonna take care of you. 991 00:47:37,020 --> 00:47:39,254 Well, you have to take care of yourself from now on 992 00:47:39,288 --> 00:47:40,722 young lady. 993 00:47:40,755 --> 00:47:45,755 I wanna charge you rent, $50, no, $100 a week. 994 00:47:46,287 --> 00:47:47,688 Rent, are you kidding? 995 00:47:47,720 --> 00:47:51,655 No, do every Friday, starting this Friday. 996 00:47:51,687 --> 00:47:53,622 No more supporting a slerk. 997 00:47:57,788 --> 00:48:02,288 ♪ Behind the house I left my body ♪ 998 00:48:02,321 --> 00:48:05,555 ♪ I left my soul down in the valley ♪ 999 00:48:05,588 --> 00:48:09,255 ♪ No is there that's me ♪ 1000 00:48:09,287 --> 00:48:13,588 ♪ But I won't leave my heart ♪ 1001 00:48:13,620 --> 00:48:17,589 ♪ With any hand that asks for more ♪ 1002 00:48:26,654 --> 00:48:27,588 What's wrong? 1003 00:48:29,053 --> 00:48:29,888 Nothing. 1004 00:48:31,786 --> 00:48:32,988 I know what you're gonna say, 1005 00:48:33,020 --> 00:48:34,588 you're gonna say, it was too hard on Andie. 1006 00:48:34,621 --> 00:48:38,488 But she's got to learn that her actions have consequences. 1007 00:48:38,521 --> 00:48:40,222 That's not what I was gonna say. 1008 00:48:41,453 --> 00:48:44,354 I mean, I do think that though. 1009 00:48:45,819 --> 00:48:46,721 Then what is it? 1010 00:48:49,920 --> 00:48:54,555 Sometimes you are so focused on people being stable, 1011 00:48:54,588 --> 00:48:57,222 that you don't see them for who they are. 1012 00:48:58,287 --> 00:48:58,888 People? 1013 00:48:59,787 --> 00:49:02,555 Andie, me. 1014 00:49:03,721 --> 00:49:05,487 I want you to see me. 1015 00:49:05,521 --> 00:49:06,754 I do see you. 1016 00:49:08,986 --> 00:49:10,688 That's not what I mean. 1017 00:49:10,721 --> 00:49:12,854 What do you mean then? 1018 00:49:12,886 --> 00:49:14,988 You need to articulate your feelings dear. 1019 00:49:16,754 --> 00:49:18,488 You met me at my prime. 1020 00:49:18,521 --> 00:49:19,921 I was an acclaimed playwright. 1021 00:49:20,887 --> 00:49:24,787 And I know you think I'm not living up to that. 1022 00:49:24,820 --> 00:49:28,355 I just know what you're both capable of. 1023 00:49:29,687 --> 00:49:32,621 Are you ever gonna see me? 1024 00:49:33,587 --> 00:49:37,787 Not who you think I could be, just me as I am 1025 00:49:37,820 --> 00:49:40,222 and think that that's enough? 1026 00:49:44,053 --> 00:49:44,887 Karen? 1027 00:49:48,720 --> 00:49:49,987 I don't know. 1028 00:50:12,487 --> 00:50:13,853 [door slams] 1029 00:50:15,720 --> 00:50:17,754 You look a little nervous, kiddo. 1030 00:50:17,787 --> 00:50:20,720 Nah, yeah, I guess I am. 1031 00:50:20,753 --> 00:50:23,654 I haven't seen you like this in a while, long while. 1032 00:50:24,986 --> 00:50:26,720 Do you think this is a good idea? 1033 00:50:27,719 --> 00:50:29,853 Look what happened with mom. 1034 00:50:29,887 --> 00:50:30,887 This is the arts. 1035 00:50:30,919 --> 00:50:32,820 Everyone knows everyone's business. 1036 00:50:36,021 --> 00:50:38,520 Okay, is there anything I need to know before going in? 1037 00:50:38,553 --> 00:50:40,887 Heck yeah, but I'm not gonna tell you that. 1038 00:50:41,819 --> 00:50:43,821 Crew will take care of you. 1039 00:50:43,853 --> 00:50:46,820 You gotta stand on your own two feet Miss Business lady. 1040 00:50:48,886 --> 00:50:49,887 Come on. 1041 00:50:50,819 --> 00:50:51,820 [car engine ignites] 1042 00:50:51,854 --> 00:50:53,921 [car engine roars] 1043 00:50:53,954 --> 00:50:54,987 Hi, Dean. 1044 00:50:55,020 --> 00:50:56,621 Hey man. 1045 00:50:56,654 --> 00:50:57,953 This must be Andie. 1046 00:50:57,986 --> 00:51:00,686 I sure as heck am Liam, a pleasure I'm sure. 1047 00:51:00,720 --> 00:51:02,521 Charmed. 1048 00:51:02,553 --> 00:51:04,320 So what can I do, where do you need me? 1049 00:51:04,353 --> 00:51:06,554 Enthusiastic, I like that. 1050 00:51:06,587 --> 00:51:09,487 Well, we're gonna start with this. 1051 00:51:09,520 --> 00:51:12,721 It's supposed to be a boat, a damn minimalist 1052 00:51:12,754 --> 00:51:14,222 obscure directors. 1053 00:51:15,687 --> 00:51:17,921 Making my life hard all the time. 1054 00:51:17,953 --> 00:51:21,754 So I don't know, I mean, Dean wants this to be a boat. 1055 00:51:21,786 --> 00:51:24,554 So, right now it's looking more like a bunch of rags 1056 00:51:24,587 --> 00:51:25,886 hanging out in space. 1057 00:51:25,920 --> 00:51:26,721 It really does. 1058 00:51:26,754 --> 00:51:27,653 Yeah, Right? 1059 00:51:27,688 --> 00:51:29,887 So, I don't really know what to do with it. 1060 00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:32,686 We get some old iron fittings. 1061 00:51:32,719 --> 00:51:35,753 Couple of ropes, not many. 1062 00:51:35,787 --> 00:51:38,455 What are those wooden handle things, 1063 00:51:38,488 --> 00:51:39,621 that attach ropes on to big ships? 1064 00:51:39,654 --> 00:51:40,455 Cleats. 1065 00:51:40,487 --> 00:51:41,687 Yeah. 1066 00:51:41,719 --> 00:51:42,686 I was thinking of the same thing. 1067 00:51:42,720 --> 00:51:44,554 It's like, you read my mind. 1068 00:51:44,587 --> 00:51:46,254 Would you like to start with a shopping trip? 1069 00:51:48,754 --> 00:51:49,555 Oh, that'd be perfect. 1070 00:51:49,587 --> 00:51:50,387 It's a start. 1071 00:51:51,854 --> 00:51:54,820 We could even like, I wasn't thinking of these ones 1072 00:51:54,853 --> 00:51:56,454 but like something that looks more like this. 1073 00:51:56,488 --> 00:51:57,721 A little bit old school? 1074 00:51:57,754 --> 00:52:00,754 Yeah, like whenever we get, if we bought a new, 1075 00:52:00,787 --> 00:52:01,821 could we make it look a little older, 1076 00:52:01,853 --> 00:52:03,786 we like rub it in dirt or something. 1077 00:52:03,820 --> 00:52:05,288 Yeah, we do that all the time. 1078 00:52:05,321 --> 00:52:06,754 Okay. 1079 00:52:06,787 --> 00:52:08,821 I was thinking maybe we bring this up a little bit. 1080 00:52:08,853 --> 00:52:10,454 So, it's filling the space a little more 1081 00:52:10,488 --> 00:52:12,820 and we can run some of these rags up 1082 00:52:12,853 --> 00:52:15,288 to make it look more like a sail? 1083 00:52:15,320 --> 00:52:16,520 Sail, yeah. 1084 00:52:16,553 --> 00:52:18,954 You are reading my mind, this might work. 1085 00:52:24,787 --> 00:52:25,854 [door closes] 1086 00:52:29,487 --> 00:52:30,322 Hello? 1087 00:52:33,754 --> 00:52:36,422 [uptempo music] 1088 00:52:45,552 --> 00:52:48,221 [upbeat music] 1089 00:53:08,853 --> 00:53:11,321 [Dean] Hey dude, good day? 1090 00:53:12,987 --> 00:53:13,821 Hungry? 1091 00:53:15,054 --> 00:53:17,821 Cool, we're downstairs if wanna join us. 1092 00:53:21,954 --> 00:53:23,388 [Andie] Is Neil, eating? 1093 00:53:23,421 --> 00:53:25,921 [Dean] I don't think so, he's in a mood, I think. 1094 00:53:25,954 --> 00:53:27,955 Stop talking about me. 1095 00:53:31,520 --> 00:53:34,587 Yeah, who knows, maybe I won't get fired 1096 00:53:34,619 --> 00:53:35,821 from this job after a week. 1097 00:53:35,853 --> 00:53:37,987 Wow, that would be an accomplishment. 1098 00:53:40,320 --> 00:53:41,222 Shut up. 1099 00:53:44,054 --> 00:53:46,654 What's up with you, you're acting kinda weird. 1100 00:53:51,420 --> 00:53:53,587 Oh no, 1101 00:53:56,453 --> 00:53:57,254 okay. 1102 00:53:58,586 --> 00:53:59,853 It's not personal at all. 1103 00:53:59,887 --> 00:54:00,955 No, yeah, right. 1104 00:54:03,020 --> 00:54:05,454 I think one day we could for sure have 1105 00:54:05,486 --> 00:54:09,221 I don't know a thing? 1106 00:54:10,321 --> 00:54:11,621 You do? 1107 00:54:11,654 --> 00:54:14,454 Yeah, don't you? 1108 00:54:14,486 --> 00:54:16,620 No, I mean, yeah totally. 1109 00:54:16,653 --> 00:54:20,886 I just, fuck I'm in this weird transitional period and... 1110 00:54:20,919 --> 00:54:22,686 No, yeah, I know it's okay. 1111 00:54:22,719 --> 00:54:23,954 I get it Andie. 1112 00:54:25,753 --> 00:54:29,720 Okay, you're the best. 1113 00:54:32,954 --> 00:54:35,254 But If we did have sex you'd probably 1114 00:54:35,287 --> 00:54:36,921 be singing a different tune right now. 1115 00:54:36,954 --> 00:54:37,753 That's all I'm saying. 1116 00:54:37,786 --> 00:54:38,886 Would I? 1117 00:54:38,921 --> 00:54:40,886 I mean, they don't call me the love machine, for nothing. 1118 00:54:40,919 --> 00:54:41,953 You're right, they do call you that. 1119 00:54:41,987 --> 00:54:43,454 Yeah, they do, so. 1120 00:54:50,354 --> 00:54:51,786 I know, I got laid a lot in high school. 1121 00:54:51,819 --> 00:54:52,954 That's my cat. 1122 00:54:54,720 --> 00:54:55,987 What? 1123 00:54:56,020 --> 00:54:58,020 I'm sorry, but I'm almost positive. 1124 00:54:58,054 --> 00:55:02,987 But it's my cat, Alexander, Alexander Hamilton? 1125 00:55:04,021 --> 00:55:08,887 Nope, not Alexander, actually it's, Karen. Karen the cat. 1126 00:55:08,920 --> 00:55:12,387 Nah, here's my wallpaper. 1127 00:55:15,021 --> 00:55:18,486 Okay, he looks kinda similar. 1128 00:55:19,387 --> 00:55:20,255 I see it. Do you see it? 1129 00:55:20,287 --> 00:55:22,487 I don't really see it. 1130 00:55:22,520 --> 00:55:23,486 Mommy's here. 1131 00:55:26,021 --> 00:55:27,355 I don't know who you are. 1132 00:55:47,819 --> 00:55:50,221 [bell rings] 1133 00:55:56,720 --> 00:55:59,954 There he is my Alexander. 1134 00:55:59,987 --> 00:56:02,287 No more lost. 1135 00:56:02,320 --> 00:56:04,853 There you go here, go inside. 1136 00:56:05,787 --> 00:56:06,954 Thank you so much. 1137 00:56:06,987 --> 00:56:07,988 Of course. 1138 00:56:08,020 --> 00:56:11,920 I brought some his food, for you. 1139 00:56:11,953 --> 00:56:13,520 That's so nice of you. 1140 00:56:13,552 --> 00:56:14,754 I noticed she wasn't really a big fan 1141 00:56:14,787 --> 00:56:16,021 of the kibble I was buying. 1142 00:56:16,054 --> 00:56:18,287 So, I started doing raw food about a month ago. 1143 00:56:18,986 --> 00:56:22,287 It looks like your captor is a fancy lady. 1144 00:56:22,320 --> 00:56:25,255 Were you eating fancy lady food? 1145 00:56:25,288 --> 00:56:28,854 We're really more of a kibble household. 1146 00:56:28,887 --> 00:56:31,587 Of course, we should get going. 1147 00:56:31,619 --> 00:56:35,954 Oh! Don't let nappy heads out [laughs]. 1148 00:56:35,987 --> 00:56:38,386 [door slams] 1149 00:56:42,520 --> 00:56:44,954 [soft music] 1150 00:56:53,487 --> 00:56:54,321 Thanks. 1151 00:56:56,352 --> 00:56:57,953 I still hate your guts. 1152 00:56:57,986 --> 00:56:58,821 Obviously. 1153 00:56:59,754 --> 00:57:01,320 Dad's heartbroken. 1154 00:57:01,352 --> 00:57:03,354 I might use this opportunity to move into the 1155 00:57:03,386 --> 00:57:04,420 number one spot. 1156 00:57:04,452 --> 00:57:06,454 I'd be disappointed if you didn't. 1157 00:57:06,487 --> 00:57:08,820 But I'm sorry about Karen. 1158 00:57:09,953 --> 00:57:10,787 Thanks, Neil. 1159 00:57:15,519 --> 00:57:18,620 [Andie laughing loudly] 1160 00:57:18,654 --> 00:57:21,654 [soft guitar music] 1161 00:57:29,353 --> 00:57:30,254 Oh, fuck! 1162 00:57:37,854 --> 00:57:40,887 Look ma, If Wiliam Golding wanted us to read 1163 00:57:40,920 --> 00:57:43,654 into his writing, looking for other meaning, 1164 00:57:43,687 --> 00:57:46,020 then he would've just written it. 1165 00:57:46,053 --> 00:57:47,920 I mean, he's a writer. 1166 00:57:49,320 --> 00:57:51,787 Well, that is the point of metaphor. 1167 00:57:51,820 --> 00:57:53,754 Pointless if you ask me. 1168 00:57:53,787 --> 00:57:57,387 Anyway "an island of children" sounds terrible. 1169 00:57:57,419 --> 00:57:59,519 Most of the kids I know are dicks. 1170 00:57:59,553 --> 00:58:02,519 Neil, please do not talk like that at the table. 1171 00:58:02,552 --> 00:58:05,754 Well, I guess that explains the plethora of friends 1172 00:58:05,786 --> 00:58:06,988 that are calling on you. 1173 00:58:11,954 --> 00:58:13,720 Do you guys hear that? 1174 00:58:13,753 --> 00:58:15,553 Yeah, what is that? 1175 00:58:16,886 --> 00:58:20,486 Phil Collins or Peter Gabriel. 1176 00:58:22,353 --> 00:58:22,988 Neither. 1177 00:58:24,419 --> 00:58:26,354 I don't know who that is. 1178 00:58:26,387 --> 00:58:27,320 ♪ Your eyes ♪ 1179 00:58:27,353 --> 00:58:29,621 ♪ I lose myself in your eyes ♪ 1180 00:58:29,654 --> 00:58:32,286 ♪ It look so beautiful your eyes ♪ 1181 00:58:32,319 --> 00:58:34,586 ♪ Make my heart beat your eyes ♪ 1182 00:58:34,620 --> 00:58:37,319 ♪ Really fast your eyes ♪ 1183 00:58:37,352 --> 00:58:40,353 ♪ Really want this moment to last ♪ 1184 00:58:40,387 --> 00:58:42,954 ♪ I know that didn't end with your eyes ♪ 1185 00:58:42,987 --> 00:58:45,853 ♪ But I had your cat your eyes ♪ 1186 00:58:45,886 --> 00:58:48,620 ♪ Come get your cat from me ♪ 1187 00:58:48,653 --> 00:58:51,553 ♪ I stole Karen back ♪ 1188 00:58:51,586 --> 00:58:53,387 What the shit? 1189 00:58:55,287 --> 00:58:57,487 I am divorcing this family. 1190 00:58:57,519 --> 00:58:59,286 Karen. Where did you find her? 1191 00:58:59,319 --> 00:59:00,954 I stole him back. 1192 00:59:00,987 --> 00:59:01,886 Him? 1193 00:59:01,919 --> 00:59:03,486 Oh yeah, Dad, Karen's a him. 1194 00:59:03,520 --> 00:59:06,821 I don't care less, so good to have you back. 1195 00:59:06,854 --> 00:59:08,386 Hans, why, how? 1196 00:59:09,153 --> 00:59:11,520 She had like six cats, and she almost lost one 1197 00:59:11,552 --> 00:59:12,353 while we were there. 1198 00:59:12,386 --> 00:59:14,386 So, I figured, screw it. 1199 00:59:14,420 --> 00:59:16,287 He'll probably have a better life here. 1200 00:59:16,320 --> 00:59:16,955 You're amazing. 1201 00:59:18,820 --> 00:59:21,254 Hans, what was that, you were singing? 1202 00:59:21,286 --> 00:59:22,620 It's the song from "say anything" 1203 00:59:22,653 --> 00:59:24,419 I thought it'd be romantic. 1204 00:59:24,452 --> 00:59:27,319 It's not, not the song though, 1205 00:59:27,353 --> 00:59:28,721 that was romantic. 1206 00:59:28,754 --> 00:59:29,988 Is it not? 1207 00:59:30,021 --> 00:59:33,354 No, dear, that's not a real song. 1208 00:59:33,387 --> 00:59:34,420 Close though. 1209 00:59:35,187 --> 00:59:37,354 I thought Andie told you she wasn't interested. 1210 00:59:37,386 --> 00:59:38,387 Neil. 1211 00:59:38,420 --> 00:59:39,353 Shut up Neil. 1212 00:59:39,386 --> 00:59:41,353 Hey, let's go inside okay? 1213 00:59:41,386 --> 00:59:43,653 But like, he's right. 1214 00:59:45,353 --> 00:59:46,319 Come in for a beer Hans. 1215 00:59:46,352 --> 00:59:47,653 Yes, please do. 1216 00:59:52,987 --> 00:59:54,420 Hans. 1217 00:59:54,453 --> 00:59:58,421 I know, I thought it was worth a shot, you know? 1218 00:59:59,453 --> 01:00:00,754 Was a good shot. 1219 01:00:00,787 --> 01:00:01,554 Who knows? 1220 01:00:01,587 --> 01:00:02,454 Might work yet. 1221 01:00:03,619 --> 01:00:06,720 No, I'm sorry, I was trying to be nice. 1222 01:00:06,754 --> 01:00:08,353 You're fine. 1223 01:00:08,386 --> 01:00:09,753 You wanna come in for a beer? 1224 01:00:11,352 --> 01:00:12,420 Come on, you're the hero of the day. 1225 01:00:12,453 --> 01:00:14,387 Even fucking Dean, thinks so. 1226 01:00:15,919 --> 01:00:17,720 Okay, I mean, if you're gonna twist my arm about it, 1227 01:00:17,754 --> 01:00:18,720 then fine. 1228 01:00:20,820 --> 01:00:22,854 You're really bad at singing. 1229 01:00:22,887 --> 01:00:23,887 I know. 1230 01:00:23,920 --> 01:00:25,421 Is that a gay thing[laughs]. 1231 01:00:33,553 --> 01:00:34,521 [door slams] 1232 01:00:37,386 --> 01:00:40,320 You're right, he is the bomb. 1233 01:00:40,352 --> 01:00:43,420 Yeah, he's really like, helpful. 1234 01:00:43,453 --> 01:00:45,887 Like he hasn't tried any of that lame 1235 01:00:45,920 --> 01:00:48,520 get me a lefty hammer shit. 1236 01:00:48,553 --> 01:00:50,821 He's been with me for a long time, 1237 01:00:50,853 --> 01:00:52,721 ever since the big play. 1238 01:00:53,754 --> 01:00:54,688 [lighter ignites] 1239 01:00:55,854 --> 01:00:57,453 So how'd you write your play? 1240 01:00:59,353 --> 01:01:01,854 And I don't want your playbill answer? 1241 01:01:10,552 --> 01:01:15,553 It's nice to think about it like, properly again. 1242 01:01:16,519 --> 01:01:19,353 I mean, it's always there, but I don't go back 1243 01:01:19,386 --> 01:01:21,620 into it, really if that makes sense. 1244 01:01:33,587 --> 01:01:35,554 I guess, well, here goes. 1245 01:01:37,453 --> 01:01:39,520 Hemingway, once said, 1246 01:01:39,552 --> 01:01:42,921 "All you have to do is write one true sentence." 1247 01:01:42,953 --> 01:01:45,487 Just write the truest sentence that you know. 1248 01:01:45,519 --> 01:01:46,786 So pretentious. 1249 01:01:46,819 --> 01:01:48,520 You asked. 1250 01:01:48,552 --> 01:01:49,354 Carry on. 1251 01:01:50,654 --> 01:01:53,587 So I did, took me about two months 1252 01:01:53,620 --> 01:01:55,254 to write that one sentence. 1253 01:01:56,552 --> 01:02:00,553 Your mom and I were broke as fuck, but she was great 1254 01:02:00,586 --> 01:02:02,553 about it, always. 1255 01:02:03,986 --> 01:02:06,286 But I finally got it down. 1256 01:02:06,319 --> 01:02:07,620 I'll never forget that moment. 1257 01:02:07,653 --> 01:02:09,820 I was sitting at our little kitchenette counter 1258 01:02:09,854 --> 01:02:11,955 drinking, cooled shitty coffee. 1259 01:02:13,587 --> 01:02:18,386 I got it down and I couldn't find a single fault in it. 1260 01:02:19,753 --> 01:02:24,620 And from there, it's hard to describe 1261 01:02:24,654 --> 01:02:27,687 because it takes life. 1262 01:02:27,720 --> 01:02:31,621 You know, it doesn't just roll, it garners life. 1263 01:02:33,053 --> 01:02:37,621 That's it really, it was one deeply true sentence. 1264 01:02:37,654 --> 01:02:39,221 That garnered life. 1265 01:02:43,352 --> 01:02:44,554 Wow, that's really cool dad. 1266 01:02:45,519 --> 01:02:46,553 Thanks. 1267 01:02:50,387 --> 01:02:52,587 But... 1268 01:02:52,619 --> 01:02:53,620 But? 1269 01:02:55,587 --> 01:02:56,587 Have you ever tried? 1270 01:02:56,620 --> 01:02:57,654 What? 1271 01:02:59,420 --> 01:03:00,854 I don't know, writing a story? 1272 01:03:00,886 --> 01:03:02,886 [laughs] I guess, I should give it a shot. 1273 01:03:02,919 --> 01:03:05,554 Yeah, maybe then it wouldn't be 15 years 1274 01:03:05,586 --> 01:03:07,486 since your last original play[laughs]. 1275 01:03:08,487 --> 01:03:10,454 I could use another beer. 1276 01:03:10,487 --> 01:03:11,554 Okay, yeah me too. 1277 01:03:32,320 --> 01:03:36,319 Why do you ask, fancy giving it a stab? 1278 01:03:36,352 --> 01:03:36,953 Nope. 1279 01:03:38,720 --> 01:03:40,286 I think you'd be good though. 1280 01:03:41,619 --> 01:03:45,019 Maybe, but I am rapidly learning 1281 01:03:45,053 --> 01:03:48,019 that potential is only the start of the story. 1282 01:03:48,052 --> 01:03:48,853 Preach. 1283 01:03:52,553 --> 01:03:53,554 You should though. 1284 01:03:54,918 --> 01:03:56,620 What? 1285 01:03:56,653 --> 01:03:57,986 Write again. 1286 01:03:58,020 --> 01:03:58,821 I do, write. 1287 01:03:59,787 --> 01:04:01,521 I mean, really write. 1288 01:04:03,720 --> 01:04:06,487 I'm gonna take my beer, and Karen for a walk. 1289 01:04:08,619 --> 01:04:09,952 Karen? 1290 01:04:09,985 --> 01:04:10,885 [Karen] Mom. 1291 01:04:10,918 --> 01:04:13,621 [Andie] The cat, it's okay mom. 1292 01:04:18,319 --> 01:04:20,852 ♪ I'm not getting any taller ♪ 1293 01:04:20,885 --> 01:04:25,553 ♪ So better settle into these shoes ♪ 1294 01:04:25,587 --> 01:04:28,621 ♪ I have no idea what I'm doing ♪ 1295 01:04:28,653 --> 01:04:33,654 ♪ I just hope I find something to amuse me soon ♪ 1296 01:04:35,420 --> 01:04:37,920 ♪ and I'm not to side ♪ 1297 01:04:37,953 --> 01:04:42,953 ♪ I just don't know what to do ♪ 1298 01:04:47,885 --> 01:04:52,886 ♪ If I die before I'm famous ♪ 1299 01:04:54,053 --> 01:04:59,254 ♪ What's the point of anything ♪ 1300 01:05:00,453 --> 01:05:03,954 ♪ I'm too sentimental to get ♪ 1301 01:05:09,520 --> 01:05:14,020 And I think I can have it up before Christmas. 1302 01:05:14,053 --> 01:05:15,586 That's so great, Dean. 1303 01:05:15,619 --> 01:05:17,386 I'm so proud of you. 1304 01:05:18,319 --> 01:05:18,954 Thank you. 1305 01:05:20,052 --> 01:05:21,653 I knew you had another one in you. 1306 01:05:25,553 --> 01:05:26,586 What? 1307 01:05:26,619 --> 01:05:27,687 Another play. 1308 01:05:29,785 --> 01:05:33,720 [laughs] Oh, so you think this is all because of you? 1309 01:05:34,453 --> 01:05:37,686 No, I think it's all because of you. 1310 01:05:37,720 --> 01:05:39,754 I just helped push you along. 1311 01:05:39,786 --> 01:05:40,621 No. 1312 01:05:41,818 --> 01:05:45,553 Okay. Okay. 1313 01:05:45,587 --> 01:05:49,253 Fuck, I just happened to be struck by inspiration 1314 01:05:49,286 --> 01:05:51,721 and it just so happened to be at the same time 1315 01:05:51,752 --> 01:05:54,386 that you're disapproving hovering was at an all-time high. 1316 01:05:54,419 --> 01:05:56,386 I do not hover. 1317 01:05:56,420 --> 01:05:57,820 Okay. 1318 01:06:00,686 --> 01:06:02,720 Dean, stop acting like a child. 1319 01:06:02,752 --> 01:06:04,986 I'm not, I'm just saying, 1320 01:06:05,020 --> 01:06:07,753 I don't want you to take credit for my inspiration. 1321 01:06:08,620 --> 01:06:12,621 Nobody is taking any credit. 1322 01:06:12,654 --> 01:06:13,554 Okay. 1323 01:06:14,753 --> 01:06:15,687 Okay. 1324 01:06:15,720 --> 01:06:18,688 [birds chirping] 1325 01:06:39,818 --> 01:06:42,019 Mr. Daniels comes here tonight. 1326 01:06:42,052 --> 01:06:43,819 I'm gonna save a space for him here, 1327 01:06:43,852 --> 01:06:45,952 and he can be the rose between two thorns. 1328 01:06:45,986 --> 01:06:48,386 He can be the rose between two thorns. 1329 01:06:48,419 --> 01:06:49,654 He'll sit beside me. 1330 01:06:49,686 --> 01:06:50,820 I'm telling you he can have a twofer. 1331 01:06:50,853 --> 01:06:53,853 Do you even know what that means. 1332 01:06:53,886 --> 01:06:54,986 I do. 1333 01:06:55,019 --> 01:06:56,419 Here, thanks for coming. 1334 01:06:56,453 --> 01:06:57,287 Thanks. 1335 01:07:02,619 --> 01:07:03,553 Hi, guys. 1336 01:07:05,885 --> 01:07:06,719 Hi. 1337 01:07:09,487 --> 01:07:10,453 Hey. 1338 01:07:10,486 --> 01:07:11,420 Working the door aye. 1339 01:07:11,452 --> 01:07:13,019 Yeah, that and everything else, 1340 01:07:13,052 --> 01:07:15,319 I'm really a good daughter. 1341 01:07:15,352 --> 01:07:16,852 How are you feeling? 1342 01:07:16,886 --> 01:07:18,853 Good, I'm excited. 1343 01:07:18,886 --> 01:07:19,886 I think they're gonna kill it. 1344 01:07:19,918 --> 01:07:21,586 You wanna hang out after the show? 1345 01:07:21,620 --> 01:07:22,853 Well, I'm actually gonna get a drink with the crew, 1346 01:07:22,886 --> 01:07:24,652 but you guys are welcome to come. 1347 01:07:24,686 --> 01:07:26,287 Yeah, sounds good. 1348 01:07:26,319 --> 01:07:27,286 Yeah, get in there. 1349 01:07:27,320 --> 01:07:28,886 It's gonna really fill out. 1350 01:07:28,918 --> 01:07:31,953 Yeah, okay, oh my God. 1351 01:07:32,885 --> 01:07:33,886 See you later. 1352 01:07:33,918 --> 01:07:34,752 Bye. 1353 01:07:40,685 --> 01:07:41,786 Hey, thanks so much for coming. 1354 01:07:45,785 --> 01:07:48,885 ♪ Now there's a statue in a subtle city ♪ 1355 01:07:48,918 --> 01:07:50,885 ♪ That I have to leave ♪ 1356 01:07:50,918 --> 01:07:55,419 ♪ All because why was it so hard ♪ 1357 01:07:55,452 --> 01:07:57,952 ♪ For me to show you ♪ 1358 01:07:57,985 --> 01:08:02,819 ♪ I give you promises and I keep them ♪ 1359 01:08:02,853 --> 01:08:07,853 ♪ Why is it so hard ♪ 1360 01:08:08,686 --> 01:08:11,853 ♪ I guess that's the way it's gonna be ♪ 1361 01:08:11,886 --> 01:08:13,719 Nervous? 1362 01:08:13,753 --> 01:08:14,785 Very. 1363 01:08:14,819 --> 01:08:16,487 You shouldn't be. 1364 01:08:16,520 --> 01:08:18,354 If I wasn't I shouldn't be doing this. 1365 01:08:21,287 --> 01:08:23,221 You know, this is about you. 1366 01:08:23,886 --> 01:08:27,519 Yeah, I know dad. 1367 01:08:27,553 --> 01:08:28,852 It's super obvious. 1368 01:08:28,886 --> 01:08:30,287 Oh, right. 1369 01:08:30,319 --> 01:08:31,820 Like I even thought that was an unspoken thing. 1370 01:08:31,852 --> 01:08:33,585 Cool. 1371 01:08:33,618 --> 01:08:36,553 Like you could've fucking cast me, but whatever. 1372 01:08:36,585 --> 01:08:38,320 We both know you would have been terrible. 1373 01:08:41,020 --> 01:08:43,620 I know this last year, hasn't been easy for you, 1374 01:08:43,652 --> 01:08:45,953 but I'm proud of you. 1375 01:08:47,287 --> 01:08:48,920 You're putting the work in. 1376 01:08:48,952 --> 01:08:50,454 The work? 1377 01:08:50,486 --> 01:08:51,886 You're figuring your shit out. 1378 01:08:53,718 --> 01:08:57,719 Just you don't have to finish figuring it out now. 1379 01:08:59,586 --> 01:09:00,886 Thanks dad. 1380 01:09:00,918 --> 01:09:03,653 Anyway, I'm nervous as hell. 1381 01:09:03,686 --> 01:09:05,387 You wanna go smoke a joint? 1382 01:09:05,420 --> 01:09:06,885 Don't tell your mother. 1383 01:09:06,919 --> 01:09:08,820 Who do you think I am, Neil? 1384 01:09:15,319 --> 01:09:19,919 ♪ I guess that's the way it's gonna be ♪ 1385 01:09:23,652 --> 01:09:25,852 [rock music] 1386 01:09:37,952 --> 01:09:39,320 Hey, what's up. 1387 01:09:39,352 --> 01:09:41,585 Hey, thanks for coming take one of these 1388 01:09:41,618 --> 01:09:42,585 everyone's in there, go. 1389 01:09:42,619 --> 01:09:43,454 Okay. 1390 01:09:55,719 --> 01:09:58,720 [audience applauds] 1391 01:10:02,953 --> 01:10:05,553 [upbeat music] 1392 01:10:08,319 --> 01:10:13,321 ♪ Built my home on hollow ground ♪ 1393 01:10:14,518 --> 01:10:17,885 ♪ To proud to grow from my roots ♪ 1394 01:10:17,919 --> 01:10:22,920 ♪ I got a few friends and I wish they were mine ♪ 1395 01:10:24,052 --> 01:10:28,519 ♪ Can't get close 'till I buy my time ♪ 1396 01:10:29,719 --> 01:10:34,720 ♪ There's a closet full of pretty ones ♪ 1397 01:10:35,719 --> 01:10:39,919 ♪ They have no eyes but they're a hell of a sight ♪ 1398 01:10:39,952 --> 01:10:44,785 ♪ Get too close and you'll find the bridge between you ♪ 1399 01:10:44,818 --> 01:10:49,786 ♪ Cross it to find your synthetic light ♪ 1400 01:10:51,020 --> 01:10:55,221 ♪ Built my home on hollow ground ♪ 1401 01:10:56,386 --> 01:10:59,952 ♪ Too proud to grow from my roots ♪ 1402 01:10:59,985 --> 01:11:05,286 ♪ I got a few friends and I wish they were mine ♪ 1403 01:11:06,019 --> 01:11:10,552 ♪ Can't get close 'till I buy my time ♪ 1404 01:11:12,019 --> 01:11:16,820 ♪ There's a man who lives in your favorite watch ♪ 1405 01:11:17,953 --> 01:11:21,953 ♪ He has a second hand until he slips ♪ 1406 01:11:21,985 --> 01:11:26,986 ♪ He holds on tight but no fail he falls ♪ 1407 01:11:27,886 --> 01:11:31,919 ♪ At 12 and lands on six ♪ 1408 01:11:33,319 --> 01:11:37,353 ♪ Built my home on hollow ground ♪ 1409 01:11:37,386 --> 01:11:42,286 ♪ Too proud to grow from my roots ♪ 1410 01:11:42,319 --> 01:11:47,321 ♪ I got a few friends and I wish they were mine ♪ 1411 01:11:48,552 --> 01:11:52,620 ♪ Can't get close till I buy my time ♪ 1412 01:11:53,619 --> 01:11:58,453 ♪ There's school for trolls ♪ 1413 01:11:58,485 --> 01:12:03,385 ♪ That teaches them how to make the human cry ♪ 1414 01:12:04,086 --> 01:12:09,287 ♪ Tell them that they're ugly ♪ 1415 01:12:09,986 --> 01:12:14,321 ♪ They say you always lie ♪ 1416 01:12:15,552 --> 01:12:20,486 ♪ Built my home on hollow ground ♪ 1417 01:12:20,519 --> 01:12:25,287 ♪ Too proud to grow from my roots ♪ 1418 01:12:25,320 --> 01:12:30,321 ♪ I got a few friends and I wish they were mine ♪ 1419 01:12:31,287 --> 01:12:33,686 ♪ Can't get close ♪ 1420 01:12:33,718 --> 01:12:36,753 ♪ Till I buy my time ♪ 1421 01:12:36,785 --> 01:12:39,986 ♪ No I can't get close ♪ 1422 01:12:40,019 --> 01:12:43,287 ♪ Till I buy my time ♪ 1423 01:12:43,343 --> 01:12:48,343 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull