1 00:00:01,145 --> 00:00:06,815 There you go, three more reps. And three, two, one. 2 00:00:06,840 --> 00:00:09,317 - Yeah. - Hell yeah! 3 00:00:09,342 --> 00:00:11,244 Go ahead, shake it out. 4 00:00:16,292 --> 00:00:19,394 Oh, hey, Dr. Pete. How is Ghana? 5 00:00:20,835 --> 00:00:23,234 Oh, yeah, Cannoli's great. 6 00:00:23,259 --> 00:00:24,641 You've been getting the videos, right? 7 00:00:24,665 --> 00:00:27,335 Hey, that's my work loafer. 8 00:00:27,360 --> 00:00:31,678 Wednesday? Wow. Okay. 9 00:00:31,703 --> 00:00:33,609 Yeah, I'll have him ready for you. 10 00:00:33,634 --> 00:00:34,984 Okay, I will see you then. 11 00:00:35,009 --> 00:00:36,664 Stupid dog bones are everywhere. 12 00:00:37,247 --> 00:00:38,757 Are you okay, Cannoli? 13 00:00:38,782 --> 00:00:40,648 I'm fine, thanks. 14 00:00:41,367 --> 00:00:42,914 Heads up... 15 00:00:43,216 --> 00:00:45,587 you may find a tassel in his poop. 16 00:00:45,968 --> 00:00:49,285 You mean Dr. Pete's gonna find a tassel in his poop. 17 00:00:49,310 --> 00:00:50,593 Who's Dr. Pete? 18 00:00:50,618 --> 00:00:52,179 Cannoli's owner. 19 00:00:52,204 --> 00:00:54,646 I was watching him while he was working in Ghana. 20 00:00:54,671 --> 00:00:56,356 Ghana? How do you know this guy? 21 00:00:56,381 --> 00:00:58,795 - Oh, a friend of a friend. - What friend? 22 00:00:58,820 --> 00:01:01,593 Well, that friend was kind of a friend of a different friend. 23 00:01:01,618 --> 00:01:03,734 Somewhere in the chain there's a Leslie. 24 00:01:04,593 --> 00:01:06,929 Anyway, he's finished his volunteer work, 25 00:01:06,954 --> 00:01:10,478 so he's coming back home, and now he wants his dog back. 26 00:01:10,503 --> 00:01:12,537 How am I gonna give him up? 27 00:01:12,562 --> 00:01:14,641 He's so dumb and cute. 28 00:01:14,666 --> 00:01:16,734 If he was a guy, I would totally date him. 29 00:01:17,223 --> 00:01:19,859 So, how do you plan on spending your last few days together? 30 00:01:19,884 --> 00:01:21,719 One special last meal? 31 00:01:21,744 --> 00:01:23,718 My other loafer, perhaps? 32 00:01:24,333 --> 00:01:27,554 Actually, he also hired me to train Cannoli while he was gone. 33 00:01:27,579 --> 00:01:31,289 So I have three days to finish... 34 00:01:31,797 --> 00:01:33,148 and start. 35 00:01:53,282 --> 00:01:56,263 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com 36 00:02:01,585 --> 00:02:04,656 Okay, Cannoli... roll over. 37 00:02:06,047 --> 00:02:09,147 Okay, I am establishing... watch me. 38 00:02:09,172 --> 00:02:11,598 I am establishing dominance. 39 00:02:12,973 --> 00:02:15,543 All right. Roll over! 40 00:02:15,568 --> 00:02:18,787 Oh, come on, Cannoli, you just, you do it like this. 41 00:02:18,812 --> 00:02:20,836 You go roll over! 42 00:02:21,086 --> 00:02:22,661 And roll over! 43 00:02:22,686 --> 00:02:25,632 I don't know about Cannoli, but you're ready for Westminster. 44 00:02:27,304 --> 00:02:29,343 Dominance established. 45 00:02:32,539 --> 00:02:36,456 Okay, bye. Great training session. 46 00:02:37,495 --> 00:02:39,968 I know it's not his hearing because he goes crazy 47 00:02:39,993 --> 00:02:42,248 every time I say the word "walk." 48 00:02:42,273 --> 00:02:44,726 It's the reason that I can't make Chinese food. 49 00:02:45,703 --> 00:02:47,607 So... what are you gonna do? 50 00:02:47,632 --> 00:02:51,234 I don't know. Dr. Pete comes home tomorrow. 51 00:02:53,540 --> 00:02:55,453 Will you help me, Drew? 52 00:02:55,478 --> 00:02:57,752 No, I can't, because this afternoon 53 00:02:57,777 --> 00:03:01,514 I am taking Maddie to feed the ducks at the pond. 54 00:03:01,830 --> 00:03:04,592 Wow, duck pond with Dad. 55 00:03:05,093 --> 00:03:07,735 You really know what teenage girls like. 56 00:03:08,658 --> 00:03:10,061 It's our tradition. 57 00:03:10,086 --> 00:03:11,599 It started when she was a baby. 58 00:03:11,624 --> 00:03:14,490 You have never seen someone so excited to see ducks. 59 00:03:14,515 --> 00:03:16,928 And now we go back every year, we get ice cream, 60 00:03:16,953 --> 00:03:18,365 we take a photo. 61 00:03:18,390 --> 00:03:20,938 Except for the time that I was attacked by a rogue swan. 62 00:03:20,963 --> 00:03:22,498 Ironically, Maddie couldn't help, 63 00:03:22,523 --> 00:03:24,875 because she was too busy playing Angry Birds. 64 00:03:25,505 --> 00:03:27,820 That's actually very sweet. 65 00:03:27,978 --> 00:03:29,559 My mom used to take me to the park 66 00:03:29,584 --> 00:03:31,881 where she would meet her weed dealer. 67 00:03:32,164 --> 00:03:34,061 There weren't any swans, but... 68 00:03:34,086 --> 00:03:36,754 I did see a rat eating a pizza. 69 00:03:38,064 --> 00:03:39,232 Oh, hey, girl. 70 00:03:39,257 --> 00:03:40,530 - Hi. - Hey, there she is. 71 00:03:40,555 --> 00:03:41,922 You ready for the duck pond? 72 00:03:42,189 --> 00:03:43,831 Oh, sorry, I forgot about that. 73 00:03:43,856 --> 00:03:45,592 My friend Bella's on her way over. 74 00:03:46,306 --> 00:03:47,908 But the ducks are back. 75 00:03:48,056 --> 00:03:51,426 That's cool. Do we have to be back with them? 76 00:03:52,096 --> 00:03:54,420 Well, yeah, it's our tradition. 77 00:03:54,445 --> 00:03:56,037 Maybe we can start a new tradition. 78 00:03:56,062 --> 00:03:59,068 Like, I hang out with my friends, and you leave us alone. 79 00:03:59,093 --> 00:04:01,125 We could make that a weekly thing. 80 00:04:03,354 --> 00:04:04,686 You okay? 81 00:04:05,065 --> 00:04:06,321 Yeah. 82 00:04:06,346 --> 00:04:08,348 I'm just gonna go for a walk. 83 00:04:09,961 --> 00:04:11,267 A-Alone. 84 00:04:11,292 --> 00:04:12,560 Alone. 85 00:04:14,720 --> 00:04:17,398 Check this out. 86 00:04:17,423 --> 00:04:19,811 Whoa, that is so much beer. 87 00:04:19,836 --> 00:04:21,976 You're going to be so popular. 88 00:04:22,569 --> 00:04:24,938 Gina brews it. She sells it at 7-Eleven. 89 00:04:24,963 --> 00:04:26,899 Well, behind 7-Eleven. 90 00:04:28,744 --> 00:04:30,578 Are you sure about this? 91 00:04:30,603 --> 00:04:32,092 If I get caught, I'll blame it 92 00:04:32,117 --> 00:04:34,445 on the meds I have to take because of the divorce. 93 00:04:34,707 --> 00:04:36,295 You're a genius. 94 00:04:36,320 --> 00:04:37,865 How are you getting a "D" in biology? 95 00:04:37,890 --> 00:04:39,532 I'm not getting a "D." Chloe's getting a "D." 96 00:04:39,556 --> 00:04:41,148 I just copied off of her. 97 00:04:42,406 --> 00:04:43,897 This is awful. 98 00:04:43,922 --> 00:04:46,375 It's a fancy beer. That's how you know it's good. 99 00:04:47,001 --> 00:04:48,635 Oh, hey, guys. 100 00:04:48,660 --> 00:04:50,203 I didn't know that you were... 101 00:04:50,767 --> 00:04:51,789 Uh... 102 00:04:51,814 --> 00:04:53,816 are you drinking my beer? 103 00:04:53,841 --> 00:04:56,310 We were just trying it. It's so good. 104 00:04:56,335 --> 00:05:00,586 Really? Because this time I put orange peel in the final stage, but... 105 00:05:00,611 --> 00:05:03,625 Oh, no! That doesn't matter because you're 13! 106 00:05:03,650 --> 00:05:04,851 Give me those! 107 00:05:05,455 --> 00:05:07,640 You're not gonna tell my dad, right? 108 00:05:07,665 --> 00:05:09,289 Yes, I'm going to tell him. 109 00:05:09,314 --> 00:05:10,429 I think. 110 00:05:10,454 --> 00:05:11,468 I don't know! 111 00:05:11,493 --> 00:05:13,718 Oh, why couldn't I have gotten into making bread? 112 00:05:13,743 --> 00:05:15,929 The yeast was right next to the hops. 113 00:05:16,758 --> 00:05:18,932 Hey, those are really cute earrings. 114 00:05:18,957 --> 00:05:22,690 - Where'd you get 'em? - Oh, Bella. I invented that game. 115 00:05:22,715 --> 00:05:24,878 You're trying to play pickup with LeBron. 116 00:05:25,831 --> 00:05:27,275 Come on, don't tell my dad. 117 00:05:27,300 --> 00:05:29,620 - You're cool, right? - Obviously I'm cool. 118 00:05:29,645 --> 00:05:31,706 Three out of five Foo Fighters said so. 119 00:05:33,622 --> 00:05:34,909 The Foo who? 120 00:05:35,077 --> 00:05:37,013 Okay, Bella, you go home. 121 00:05:37,038 --> 00:05:39,644 And you, young lady, you go to your room. 122 00:05:40,987 --> 00:05:43,369 Do you hear what you've turned me into? 123 00:05:43,394 --> 00:05:44,825 An actual grown-up! 124 00:05:44,850 --> 00:05:47,986 What's next, I start wearing a beige bra? 125 00:05:50,684 --> 00:05:52,085 It was just beer. 126 00:05:52,110 --> 00:05:53,568 I don't see what's so bad, 127 00:05:53,593 --> 00:05:56,209 unless they were drinking out of a meth straw. 128 00:05:57,622 --> 00:05:59,412 Maddie's only 13. 129 00:05:59,437 --> 00:06:01,606 So tell her to put it in a sippy cup. 130 00:06:02,288 --> 00:06:05,552 Remember what we were doing when we were 13? 131 00:06:05,577 --> 00:06:07,014 No, I don't. 132 00:06:07,039 --> 00:06:08,771 And that's my point. 133 00:06:09,415 --> 00:06:11,660 So you're gonna narc on her? 134 00:06:11,685 --> 00:06:12,986 I never thought 135 00:06:13,011 --> 00:06:16,029 I'd see the day you sided with "the man." 136 00:06:16,719 --> 00:06:18,920 I really hate to betray her trust, 137 00:06:18,945 --> 00:06:21,435 especially after she lent me these really cute boots 138 00:06:21,460 --> 00:06:23,037 that I plan on keeping. 139 00:06:23,623 --> 00:06:24,624 Hey. 140 00:06:24,649 --> 00:06:26,746 - Hi. - Hey, Drew. 141 00:06:27,013 --> 00:06:28,912 I'll see you later. 142 00:06:28,937 --> 00:06:31,193 Oh, Gabby. You're starting early. 143 00:06:31,218 --> 00:06:33,443 Not as early as some. 144 00:06:35,751 --> 00:06:37,335 She's not leaving because of me, is she? 145 00:06:37,359 --> 00:06:38,994 Oh, no, nothing like that. 146 00:06:39,019 --> 00:06:41,763 She's just uncomfortable around you. 147 00:06:42,812 --> 00:06:43,950 Um... 148 00:06:43,975 --> 00:06:48,107 but also because I kinda have to tell you something. 149 00:06:48,132 --> 00:06:49,568 Oh, God. 150 00:06:49,593 --> 00:06:51,404 What is it? Will I be upset? 151 00:06:51,429 --> 00:06:53,724 What-what do I need? A chair? A lawyer? 152 00:06:53,749 --> 00:06:55,661 - My eczema cream? - Ugh, 153 00:06:55,686 --> 00:06:57,311 I hate being caught in the middle like this. 154 00:06:57,335 --> 00:07:00,138 Ooh, I definitely need my cream. I'm flaring up. 155 00:07:01,301 --> 00:07:05,857 Okay. I caught Maddie and Bella drinking beer in the garage. 156 00:07:05,882 --> 00:07:07,115 - What?! - But I'm pretty sure 157 00:07:07,140 --> 00:07:08,382 I handled it... It's not a big deal. 158 00:07:08,406 --> 00:07:09,732 Not a big deal? 159 00:07:10,208 --> 00:07:11,286 Madeline? 160 00:07:11,311 --> 00:07:13,482 Oh, don't tell her it was me. Pretend that there's a... 161 00:07:13,507 --> 00:07:15,349 a hidden camera in the garage. 162 00:07:16,282 --> 00:07:18,927 Were you drinking beer with Bella? 163 00:07:19,623 --> 00:07:21,888 Wow. Thanks a lot. 164 00:07:21,913 --> 00:07:24,357 There's a camera in the lawn mower. 165 00:07:25,670 --> 00:07:27,216 You're 13 years old. 166 00:07:27,241 --> 00:07:29,404 I only had a little bit, and it was nasty. 167 00:07:29,429 --> 00:07:30,716 It's an acquired taste. 168 00:07:30,741 --> 00:07:32,724 I didn't like beer till I was 15. 169 00:07:33,123 --> 00:07:35,508 Not now, Gina. We're not pitching it to her. 170 00:07:39,867 --> 00:07:41,662 Hey. 171 00:07:42,593 --> 00:07:45,445 I, uh, made some dinner. 172 00:07:45,470 --> 00:07:47,072 And... 173 00:07:47,097 --> 00:07:49,693 Maddie didn't finish this, so... 174 00:07:50,910 --> 00:07:52,479 Too soon? 175 00:07:53,265 --> 00:07:55,701 Um, how'd you leave it with her? 176 00:07:55,726 --> 00:07:57,094 Well, her mom and I grounded her 177 00:07:57,119 --> 00:07:58,990 and took away her phone for two weeks. 178 00:07:59,015 --> 00:08:01,436 Oh, I still don't know if I should have told you. 179 00:08:01,461 --> 00:08:02,865 No, no, you did the right thing. 180 00:08:02,890 --> 00:08:04,975 You were the adult in the situation. 181 00:08:05,771 --> 00:08:09,161 I just don't want Maddie to go down the same path as me. 182 00:08:09,421 --> 00:08:12,600 First you start sneaking beers, and the next thing you know, 183 00:08:12,625 --> 00:08:15,494 you're taking mystery pills you found on the bathroom floor 184 00:08:15,519 --> 00:08:17,271 at a Nickelback concert. 185 00:08:17,940 --> 00:08:21,779 Oh, you are definitely making me feel better. Thank you. 186 00:08:21,804 --> 00:08:23,150 I'm sorry. 187 00:08:23,175 --> 00:08:26,006 She's so much smarter than me at that age. 188 00:08:26,031 --> 00:08:28,355 It used to be so much easier. 189 00:08:28,380 --> 00:08:31,349 I mean, any problem could be solved with a juice box 190 00:08:31,374 --> 00:08:33,170 or a Hello Kitty Band-Aid. 191 00:08:33,503 --> 00:08:36,639 Now I can't even say hello without getting an eye roll. 192 00:08:37,123 --> 00:08:39,646 Is that you guys at the duck pond? 193 00:08:39,671 --> 00:08:41,857 Yeah. She was four years old. 194 00:08:41,882 --> 00:08:43,465 She named all the ducks. 195 00:08:43,490 --> 00:08:45,639 Uh, Quackie, Quack, 196 00:08:45,664 --> 00:08:48,901 Dr. Quack... he went to medical school, I guess... 197 00:08:48,926 --> 00:08:50,576 And Obama. 198 00:08:50,967 --> 00:08:53,313 Oh, look at her looking at you. 199 00:08:53,478 --> 00:08:55,482 That is a kid who loves her dad. 200 00:08:55,507 --> 00:08:57,795 Yeah. Where'd that kid go? 201 00:08:57,890 --> 00:08:59,584 She's gonna be okay. 202 00:08:59,609 --> 00:09:02,745 She's got two parents who love her and care about her. 203 00:09:03,181 --> 00:09:05,116 It's just... it's hard to believe 204 00:09:05,141 --> 00:09:06,811 that that kid at the duck pond 205 00:09:06,836 --> 00:09:10,076 is the same one that's drinking beer in my garage. 206 00:09:10,101 --> 00:09:11,521 Ugh. Don't sweat it. 207 00:09:11,546 --> 00:09:14,716 In a few years, she'll be drinking at the duck pond. 208 00:09:16,156 --> 00:09:18,342 I know that it's hard, but... 209 00:09:18,599 --> 00:09:20,861 she's becoming her own person. 210 00:09:20,886 --> 00:09:22,488 She's growing up. 211 00:09:27,206 --> 00:09:30,318 Oh, Cannoli, oh, you can't be up here. 212 00:09:30,638 --> 00:09:32,039 No... 213 00:09:35,291 --> 00:09:36,859 All right. 214 00:09:39,970 --> 00:09:41,405 Hey. 215 00:09:41,430 --> 00:09:43,997 Dr. Pete's gonna be here in, like, an hour. 216 00:09:44,370 --> 00:09:46,576 - What's he doing with your loafer? - Well, he gave me 217 00:09:46,601 --> 00:09:48,693 his squeaky hamburger... I had to reciprocate. 218 00:09:51,753 --> 00:09:55,034 You like Cannoli. 219 00:09:55,059 --> 00:09:57,550 Okay, I admit, he grows on you. 220 00:09:57,575 --> 00:09:58,948 Plus, he's so warm and cuddly. 221 00:09:58,973 --> 00:10:01,643 I mean, last night I didn't even have to wear my flannels. 222 00:10:03,549 --> 00:10:04,684 Okay, 223 00:10:04,709 --> 00:10:06,432 I made us this photo album 224 00:10:06,457 --> 00:10:09,589 of Cannoli, so we will always remember him. 225 00:10:09,614 --> 00:10:11,354 Aw, that's sweet. 226 00:10:11,732 --> 00:10:14,596 It's hard to see someone you love move on. 227 00:10:14,990 --> 00:10:19,932 So, this is him dressed as the pope for Halloween. 228 00:10:20,290 --> 00:10:23,284 And here he is on a date with the neighbor's collie. 229 00:10:24,069 --> 00:10:26,581 Sorry, we didn't think she'd mind you were neutered. 230 00:10:28,266 --> 00:10:29,542 Aw. 231 00:10:29,567 --> 00:10:30,635 Hey... 232 00:10:30,743 --> 00:10:32,159 do you think we have time 233 00:10:32,184 --> 00:10:33,839 for one last trip to the dog park? 234 00:10:33,864 --> 00:10:36,003 Yeah, sure. 235 00:10:36,028 --> 00:10:38,285 Ooh, but if the neighbor's collie is there, 236 00:10:38,310 --> 00:10:40,740 we're gonna ice that bitch out. 237 00:10:44,359 --> 00:10:46,076 You were supposed to take a left there. 238 00:10:46,101 --> 00:10:47,903 Oh, we're not going to the dog park. 239 00:10:48,165 --> 00:10:49,350 Why? Where are we going? 240 00:10:49,375 --> 00:10:50,545 This is a jailbreak, baby. 241 00:10:50,570 --> 00:10:52,006 - What? - Yeah. 242 00:10:52,031 --> 00:10:53,928 We're not letting anybody take this guy away. 243 00:10:53,953 --> 00:10:55,498 We're dognapping him. 244 00:11:01,531 --> 00:11:04,068 You're serious? We're stealing Cannoli? 245 00:11:04,093 --> 00:11:06,364 Oh, yeah. It's on. He's our dog now. 246 00:11:06,389 --> 00:11:07,981 But-but he's got to go back. 247 00:11:08,006 --> 00:11:12,025 Why? What kind of selfish jerk abandons his dog for six months? 248 00:11:12,050 --> 00:11:14,321 The kind of selfish jerk who helps orphans in Ghana 249 00:11:14,346 --> 00:11:16,789 smile again after cleft palate surgery. 250 00:11:16,993 --> 00:11:18,914 Oh, please. I bet he leads with that 251 00:11:18,939 --> 00:11:21,061 at singles bars all over Africa. 252 00:11:21,372 --> 00:11:22,539 Look at him. 253 00:11:22,564 --> 00:11:25,000 He's attached to us. We're his real family. 254 00:11:25,025 --> 00:11:26,728 Well, so is Dr. Pete. 255 00:11:26,753 --> 00:11:28,930 Oh, come on. Are you telling me Cannoli would choose Dr. Pete 256 00:11:28,954 --> 00:11:30,515 - over us? - Of course not. 257 00:11:30,540 --> 00:11:32,664 I read The Very Hungry Caterpillar to him every nigh, 258 00:11:32,689 --> 00:11:34,997 but I would change it to The Very Hungry Cannoli. 259 00:11:35,022 --> 00:11:36,240 He can't read. 260 00:11:36,720 --> 00:11:37,865 We have to do what's best 261 00:11:37,890 --> 00:11:40,179 for the dog, and that is keeping him with us. 262 00:11:40,204 --> 00:11:42,631 - I don't know. - You're the person who loves him 263 00:11:42,656 --> 00:11:45,210 most in the world; he should be with you. 264 00:11:45,667 --> 00:11:47,387 Oh, see? And you know that's genuine 265 00:11:47,412 --> 00:11:48,859 because he's very poorly trained. 266 00:11:50,471 --> 00:11:52,325 I do hate the thought of saying goodbye. 267 00:11:52,350 --> 00:11:55,554 Exactly. Okay, look, we are done playing by the rules. 268 00:11:55,579 --> 00:11:56,865 - Okay. - Here's the plan. 269 00:11:56,890 --> 00:11:59,332 We disappear, we go off the grid. 270 00:11:59,357 --> 00:12:02,043 We go from town to town, we mix it up with the locals, 271 00:12:02,068 --> 00:12:03,290 maybe solve some of their problems 272 00:12:03,314 --> 00:12:05,283 along the way, and then we move on. 273 00:12:05,497 --> 00:12:08,408 Granted, I am basing this a lot on The Incredible Hulk. 274 00:12:08,433 --> 00:12:10,168 Maybe we keep spitballing? 275 00:12:10,193 --> 00:12:11,674 Sure. Yep. No bad ideas. 276 00:12:11,699 --> 00:12:13,334 Uh... Got it. 277 00:12:13,359 --> 00:12:15,640 We find someone to take Cannoli for a few weeks, 278 00:12:15,665 --> 00:12:18,179 and then we tell Dr. Pete that he ran away. 279 00:12:18,204 --> 00:12:20,106 We slap up some posters, and then, 280 00:12:20,131 --> 00:12:22,679 when the coast is clear, we happen to adopt a dog 281 00:12:22,704 --> 00:12:25,140 that looks just like him. Yes! 282 00:12:25,165 --> 00:12:28,269 Ooh, and for the poster, I can use a picture of Cannoli 283 00:12:28,294 --> 00:12:29,461 from his quinceañera. 284 00:12:29,486 --> 00:12:32,343 I don't have to tell you it was pirate-themed. 285 00:12:34,055 --> 00:12:37,050 Hey, everybody, keep your calendars clear for the 29th. 286 00:12:37,075 --> 00:12:38,677 No. 287 00:12:39,604 --> 00:12:41,673 Because I'm playing Abraham Lincoln 288 00:12:41,698 --> 00:12:44,495 in a one-man show at the New Haven VFW. 289 00:12:44,520 --> 00:12:46,948 That's a great venue. I got married there. 290 00:12:46,973 --> 00:12:49,109 Hope it works out better for you. 291 00:12:49,518 --> 00:12:51,479 You're playing Abraham Lincoln? 292 00:12:51,504 --> 00:12:53,261 Are you gonna free yourself at the end? 293 00:12:54,128 --> 00:12:56,550 It's like Hamilton, it's a reimagination. 294 00:12:56,575 --> 00:12:58,042 You should get one. 295 00:12:58,639 --> 00:12:59,956 Okay, guys, listen up. 296 00:12:59,981 --> 00:13:01,331 Uh-uh. What are you doing? 297 00:13:01,356 --> 00:13:02,543 You can't bring a dog in here. 298 00:13:02,567 --> 00:13:04,901 A dog? Get that filthy, 299 00:13:04,926 --> 00:13:07,784 slobbering thing... Oh, aren't you cute? 300 00:13:07,809 --> 00:13:09,237 Are you giving out kisses? 301 00:13:11,106 --> 00:13:12,964 Oh, this is kind of an emergency. 302 00:13:12,989 --> 00:13:15,347 Yeah. We-we just need someone to take Cannoli 303 00:13:15,372 --> 00:13:16,526 for a f-few weeks. 304 00:13:16,551 --> 00:13:18,121 Samantha, what do you think? Can you take him? 305 00:13:18,145 --> 00:13:21,682 I don't let my mother stay with me, so what do you think? 306 00:13:23,098 --> 00:13:24,448 Jerry, what about you? 307 00:13:24,473 --> 00:13:26,518 Uh, sorry, I couldn't do that to my hamsters. 308 00:13:26,543 --> 00:13:27,543 Say no more. 309 00:13:27,568 --> 00:13:29,230 It's just that they're so sensitive, and I... 310 00:13:29,254 --> 00:13:30,555 She said, "Say no more." 311 00:13:32,024 --> 00:13:33,761 I'd love to take him, but my building 312 00:13:33,786 --> 00:13:35,121 doesn't allow dogs. 313 00:13:35,146 --> 00:13:36,698 You own your own house. 314 00:13:36,723 --> 00:13:38,491 I said what I said. 315 00:13:39,321 --> 00:13:41,058 Come on, you guys. Somebody step up. 316 00:13:41,083 --> 00:13:42,217 We're gonna lose him. 317 00:13:42,242 --> 00:13:43,598 Lose him? What are you talking about? 318 00:13:43,622 --> 00:13:46,190 Well, Cannoli's "owner" wants him back, 319 00:13:46,215 --> 00:13:47,675 and we cannot let that happen. 320 00:13:47,700 --> 00:13:49,417 When you say "owner," do you mean 321 00:13:49,442 --> 00:13:51,401 the person the dog belongs to? 322 00:13:51,426 --> 00:13:53,888 Technically, yes, but we've been 323 00:13:53,913 --> 00:13:56,042 looking after him now and we love him. 324 00:13:56,067 --> 00:13:58,160 I bet his owner doesn't even know what his favorite song is. 325 00:13:58,184 --> 00:13:59,619 It's "Hotline Bling." 326 00:14:00,036 --> 00:14:01,558 But he's not yours. 327 00:14:01,583 --> 00:14:03,618 This is a bad idea. 328 00:14:03,643 --> 00:14:06,620 Yeah, no one's gonna help you commit some crazy dognapping. 329 00:14:06,645 --> 00:14:07,785 How do you think his owner feels? 330 00:14:07,809 --> 00:14:09,378 I'm sure he misses his own dog. 331 00:14:09,403 --> 00:14:10,722 Oh, who cares, Jerry? 332 00:14:13,879 --> 00:14:17,370 Everybody settle down! 333 00:14:17,395 --> 00:14:19,011 A dialysis center 334 00:14:19,036 --> 00:14:23,565 divided against itself cannot stand! 335 00:14:24,053 --> 00:14:27,229 Wow. Thanks, George Washington. 336 00:14:29,452 --> 00:14:32,097 Drew, I think they're right. 337 00:14:32,122 --> 00:14:34,892 Just because we love him doesn't make him ours. 338 00:14:35,382 --> 00:14:37,081 You, too? 339 00:14:37,129 --> 00:14:39,300 I have a dental convention next month. 340 00:14:39,325 --> 00:14:40,933 You could watch my two hamsters... 341 00:14:40,958 --> 00:14:42,526 No more. 342 00:14:43,618 --> 00:14:46,151 I think that we're doing the right thing, 343 00:14:46,176 --> 00:14:47,542 giving Cannoli back. 344 00:14:47,567 --> 00:14:48,668 I know, I know. 345 00:14:48,693 --> 00:14:50,104 You can call Dr. Pete and tell him 346 00:14:50,129 --> 00:14:51,581 we'll bring him back right now. 347 00:14:52,548 --> 00:14:54,082 Get on up. 348 00:14:55,392 --> 00:14:57,011 It's not gonna be the same 349 00:14:57,036 --> 00:14:58,768 without you, big guy. 350 00:14:58,793 --> 00:15:00,675 I'm gonna miss your cuddles. 351 00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:04,070 And I'll never find another dog to be the big spoon. 352 00:15:07,332 --> 00:15:08,691 You're one of them. 353 00:15:08,715 --> 00:15:10,483 I'll see you in hell! 354 00:15:10,508 --> 00:15:12,420 Drew! 355 00:15:12,764 --> 00:15:14,866 Cannoli! 356 00:15:15,647 --> 00:15:18,847 Drew, pick up. Where the hell are you? 357 00:15:18,872 --> 00:15:21,474 I can't keep making excuses to Dr. Pete. 358 00:15:21,499 --> 00:15:24,472 Oh, by the way, I told him that I'm at your funeral, 359 00:15:24,497 --> 00:15:26,753 so if he comes by, 360 00:15:26,778 --> 00:15:29,253 I don't know, play dead? 361 00:15:30,279 --> 00:15:31,901 Still not answering, huh? 362 00:15:31,926 --> 00:15:32,926 Nope. 363 00:15:32,951 --> 00:15:34,847 Okay, that's "conquer." 364 00:15:34,872 --> 00:15:39,409 28 points because the "Q" landed on a double-letter. 365 00:15:39,434 --> 00:15:42,714 Ugh, I liked Drew a lot better when he followed the rules. 366 00:15:43,666 --> 00:15:46,469 "Preconquer." 367 00:15:46,494 --> 00:15:51,245 Ooh, it's a double-word score, so, uh, 44. 368 00:15:51,270 --> 00:15:53,870 Yeah, well, "preconquer" is not a word. 369 00:15:53,895 --> 00:15:56,862 It's what you do before you conquer. 370 00:15:56,887 --> 00:15:59,370 Like the stretches and the knee bends. 371 00:15:59,395 --> 00:16:02,433 And then, boom, you're conquering. 372 00:16:05,337 --> 00:16:07,873 What the hell are you talking about? 373 00:16:08,110 --> 00:16:09,456 Try again. 374 00:16:09,481 --> 00:16:12,206 I don't get it. Drew's obsessed with keeping Cannoli, 375 00:16:12,231 --> 00:16:14,620 but the dog was such a pain to him before. 376 00:16:14,645 --> 00:16:16,513 Yeah. Could be one of those situations 377 00:16:16,538 --> 00:16:20,058 where you don't appreciate what you had till they take it away. 378 00:16:20,368 --> 00:16:22,792 Same thing happened with my car keys. 379 00:16:23,726 --> 00:16:26,261 Before yesterday, he wouldn't even say Cannoli's name. 380 00:16:26,286 --> 00:16:28,839 He just referred to him as "the dirty white Wookiee." 381 00:16:29,759 --> 00:16:31,847 Maybe it's not about the dog. 382 00:16:31,872 --> 00:16:33,907 Maybe it's transference. 383 00:16:34,149 --> 00:16:35,847 What are you talking about? 384 00:16:35,872 --> 00:16:40,448 You put your feelings about one thing onto something else. 385 00:16:40,737 --> 00:16:42,706 Like when you punch a hole in the wall. 386 00:16:42,731 --> 00:16:44,409 You're not mad at the wall, 387 00:16:44,434 --> 00:16:47,971 you're mad because they took away your car keys. 388 00:16:49,430 --> 00:16:50,714 Yeah, or... 389 00:16:50,739 --> 00:16:53,139 when the bartender tells me I've had enough, 390 00:16:53,164 --> 00:16:56,170 and then I have sex with the bouncer. 391 00:16:56,680 --> 00:16:58,654 Transference. 392 00:16:59,759 --> 00:17:01,694 "Misconquer." 393 00:17:02,065 --> 00:17:03,900 It's when you go to conquer one village 394 00:17:03,925 --> 00:17:07,873 and you accidentally conquer the village next door. 395 00:17:07,898 --> 00:17:09,666 It's a misconquer. 396 00:17:10,537 --> 00:17:12,521 Okay, you play that. 397 00:17:12,546 --> 00:17:14,548 I have a wall to punch. 398 00:17:16,818 --> 00:17:19,834 What? Don't look at me like that. 399 00:17:20,009 --> 00:17:22,678 Maybe you shouldn't have finished yours so quick. 400 00:17:23,905 --> 00:17:25,521 Okay, here. 401 00:17:26,078 --> 00:17:27,780 Enjoy. 402 00:17:29,916 --> 00:17:31,599 Hey. 403 00:17:31,624 --> 00:17:32,625 You found me. 404 00:17:32,650 --> 00:17:34,334 You make a pretty bad fugitive. 405 00:17:34,359 --> 00:17:36,089 If you're gonna go on the lam with a giant sheepdog, 406 00:17:36,113 --> 00:17:38,382 at least put a hat and glasses on him. 407 00:17:39,818 --> 00:17:41,256 You okay? 408 00:17:42,730 --> 00:17:44,592 The ducks haven't come back. 409 00:17:44,617 --> 00:17:47,896 Well, maybe they're coming later because of climate change. 410 00:17:48,290 --> 00:17:50,131 Yeah, exactly. 411 00:17:50,156 --> 00:17:51,758 Even the climate's changing. 412 00:17:51,937 --> 00:17:54,701 Can't one frickin' thing in my life stay the same? 413 00:17:54,726 --> 00:17:56,342 I get it. 414 00:17:56,367 --> 00:17:59,303 Kidney, the divorce, now Maddie. 415 00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:00,865 It's a lot. 416 00:18:03,584 --> 00:18:05,753 See that rock over there? 417 00:18:06,039 --> 00:18:07,741 Maddie used to climb to the top. 418 00:18:07,781 --> 00:18:10,193 She would spend hours chasing the ducks around. 419 00:18:10,218 --> 00:18:11,686 And I spent hours watching her. 420 00:18:11,711 --> 00:18:13,850 Mm, that's adorable. 421 00:18:14,389 --> 00:18:15,982 Two minutes ago she was this kid 422 00:18:16,007 --> 00:18:17,935 in overalls who needed me to tie her shoe, 423 00:18:17,960 --> 00:18:21,798 and now she's practically halfway out the door. 424 00:18:22,121 --> 00:18:25,053 I know it's hard to lose your little girl, but... 425 00:18:25,078 --> 00:18:27,810 the good part is, you get to see her change 426 00:18:27,835 --> 00:18:31,906 into this badass young woman that you helped create. 427 00:18:32,617 --> 00:18:34,896 I want to slow it down. 428 00:18:35,919 --> 00:18:39,489 That's the thing. You can't. 429 00:18:39,946 --> 00:18:42,490 You have to embrace the moments that you have, 430 00:18:42,515 --> 00:18:44,550 not the ones that are gone. 431 00:18:48,340 --> 00:18:51,243 I'm sorry I dognapped Cannoli. That was crazy. 432 00:18:51,268 --> 00:18:54,545 No, it was transference. 433 00:18:54,855 --> 00:18:56,904 You know what transference is? 434 00:18:56,929 --> 00:18:58,797 I know some stuff. 435 00:19:01,505 --> 00:19:03,834 Tell Dr. Pete that we'll bring him home tonight. 436 00:19:04,935 --> 00:19:07,623 By the way, how'd you know I'd be here? 437 00:19:07,648 --> 00:19:09,092 I didn't. 438 00:19:10,446 --> 00:19:13,381 So, are we doing this stupid picture, or what? 439 00:19:13,691 --> 00:19:15,076 You sure? 440 00:19:15,101 --> 00:19:17,740 I mean, we do it every year, don't we? 441 00:19:18,331 --> 00:19:20,400 There are no ducks. 442 00:19:20,833 --> 00:19:22,669 I didn't come for the ducks. 443 00:19:25,052 --> 00:19:26,421 Plus, Mom said if I took the picture, 444 00:19:26,445 --> 00:19:28,131 she'd give me my phone back. 445 00:19:35,522 --> 00:19:38,257 Hey, boy. It's me, Drew. You remember me? 446 00:19:38,282 --> 00:19:39,443 Where's Gideon? 447 00:19:39,468 --> 00:19:41,529 Oh, he just stepped out. He said he could be reached 448 00:19:41,554 --> 00:19:44,139 - at his Gettysburg address. - Ugh. 449 00:19:44,550 --> 00:19:47,412 Any more of that and I'm gonna John Wilkes Booth myself. 450 00:19:47,896 --> 00:19:50,303 Oh, hey, boy. Can you hear me? 451 00:19:50,328 --> 00:19:51,563 Oh, over here. 452 00:19:51,588 --> 00:19:53,021 - Oh... - What are you doing? 453 00:19:53,046 --> 00:19:54,380 Well, uh, Dr. Pete 454 00:19:54,405 --> 00:19:56,279 is letting me FaceTime with Cannoli. 455 00:19:56,304 --> 00:19:57,357 FaceTiming with a dog? 456 00:19:57,382 --> 00:19:59,076 That is the dumbest thing I've ever... 457 00:19:59,101 --> 00:20:00,943 Oh, he's so fluffy. 458 00:20:00,968 --> 00:20:02,866 Where's my fluffy wufferton? 459 00:20:02,891 --> 00:20:04,545 Oh, my God. Who are you? 460 00:20:04,570 --> 00:20:07,373 Hey, I'm-I'm Pete Chakos. I'm Cannoli's dad. 461 00:20:07,398 --> 00:20:08,412 He just walked off. 462 00:20:08,437 --> 00:20:12,935 Ah, yes, yes, Dr. Pete, the cleft palate surgeon. 463 00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:15,600 I'm-I'm Samantha Turner, a friend of Drew's. 464 00:20:15,625 --> 00:20:18,706 I didn't know Drew had such attractive friends. 465 00:20:18,731 --> 00:20:22,068 I was just thinking the same thing. 466 00:20:22,093 --> 00:20:23,920 Uh, excuse me, that's my property. 467 00:20:23,945 --> 00:20:26,139 Up-bup-bup. So... a doctor. 468 00:20:26,164 --> 00:20:28,553 Do you have a-a practice in the city? 469 00:20:28,578 --> 00:20:32,256 No, I travel around the world helping children in need. 470 00:20:32,281 --> 00:20:34,764 Oh, that's so wonderful. 471 00:20:34,789 --> 00:20:38,325 Do you work for one of those big, worldwide organizations? 472 00:20:38,350 --> 00:20:39,920 No, I'm on my own. 473 00:20:39,945 --> 00:20:41,357 One-man band. 474 00:20:41,580 --> 00:20:42,631 Oh. 475 00:20:42,656 --> 00:20:43,835 Well, you must be pretty well-off 476 00:20:43,859 --> 00:20:45,896 to be flying all over the world. 477 00:20:45,967 --> 00:20:48,294 Actually it's a lot of scrimping and saving 478 00:20:48,319 --> 00:20:50,771 and relying on the goodwill of others. 479 00:20:51,193 --> 00:20:52,537 Okay, I tried. 480 00:20:54,390 --> 00:20:57,390 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com