1 00:00:01,534 --> 00:00:03,036 Chapter Three. 2 00:00:03,068 --> 00:00:04,335 As the younger Hayworth siblings 3 00:00:04,360 --> 00:00:06,371 wrestled with all that life had recently thrown at them, 4 00:00:06,413 --> 00:00:09,216 Connor newly separated, Sarah still unemployed, 5 00:00:09,240 --> 00:00:11,996 it fell to Tom to provide the steady guiding hand 6 00:00:12,021 --> 00:00:13,121 the family needed. 7 00:00:13,146 --> 00:00:14,380 Hey, guys? Guys? 8 00:00:14,413 --> 00:00:16,481 Let's keep it down for the neighbors, okay? 9 00:00:16,515 --> 00:00:19,652 Remember how we talked about our inside voices? 10 00:00:19,684 --> 00:00:22,621 Let's go ahead and use those outside too. 11 00:00:22,655 --> 00:00:24,490 Maybe we should just do brunch at my place every week. 12 00:00:24,522 --> 00:00:25,658 It's funner for the kids that way. 13 00:00:25,690 --> 00:00:29,394 - No, it's "more fun." - So we agree. 14 00:00:29,428 --> 00:00:31,297 With Connor's marital woes still fresh, 15 00:00:31,329 --> 00:00:33,732 everyone found themselves tiptoeing around the subject. 16 00:00:33,765 --> 00:00:39,005 So Connor, how's it going with, you know? 17 00:00:39,030 --> 00:00:40,832 It's okay, I guess. 18 00:00:40,857 --> 00:00:43,141 Me and Emily finally worked out the custody sitch. 19 00:00:43,174 --> 00:00:44,576 She got a place nearby, 20 00:00:44,609 --> 00:00:46,144 so Gretchen's gonna stay there half the week. 21 00:00:46,177 --> 00:00:48,113 But Gretchen still doesn't know you're separated? 22 00:00:48,146 --> 00:00:49,496 No, we're waiting for Emily to get back in town 23 00:00:49,521 --> 00:00:50,556 and we're gonna tell her together. 24 00:00:50,581 --> 00:00:51,627 We got the whole thing planned out. 25 00:00:51,652 --> 00:00:52,652 We're gonna go to the beach, 26 00:00:52,692 --> 00:00:54,572 do a little pony ride, picnic. 27 00:00:54,597 --> 00:00:56,399 I even flew in her favorite cake from Seattle. 28 00:00:56,424 --> 00:00:57,659 Dude, I'm pretty sure that sounds 29 00:00:57,700 --> 00:00:59,569 like a divorce reveal party. 30 00:00:59,601 --> 00:01:00,936 Well, I'm sure he and Emily thought it out. 31 00:01:00,969 --> 00:01:02,604 Well, Tom's right. I mean, 32 00:01:02,637 --> 00:01:04,573 Gretchen will associate all of those things with divorce 33 00:01:04,607 --> 00:01:07,443 for the rest of her life like, beach, divorce, 34 00:01:07,476 --> 00:01:09,279 ponies, picnics, cake, divorce. 35 00:01:09,312 --> 00:01:10,980 Plus cake at the beach can be a real problem. 36 00:01:11,012 --> 00:01:12,881 You got the sand and the big knife. 37 00:01:12,914 --> 00:01:16,285 And it's, like, I mean, do you pre-slice? 38 00:01:16,318 --> 00:01:18,353 Well, luckily, you're not in charge of my family, 39 00:01:18,394 --> 00:01:19,425 so you don't have to worry about it. 40 00:01:19,465 --> 00:01:20,698 Okay, man. I'm just trying to help. 41 00:01:20,723 --> 00:01:21,855 I don't think that's how you're supposed to tell 42 00:01:21,880 --> 00:01:23,049 your daughter that you're getting a divorce. 43 00:01:23,074 --> 00:01:25,794 What? You and Mom are getting a divorce? 44 00:01:25,827 --> 00:01:27,329 - Oh, Gretchen, honey... - Oh, no. 45 00:01:27,363 --> 00:01:29,632 My god, Connor, I'm so sorry. I didn't mean... 46 00:01:29,664 --> 00:01:31,155 Well, you did, so congrats. 47 00:01:31,180 --> 00:01:32,617 You just won the award for worst uncle. 48 00:01:36,639 --> 00:01:39,322 Technically, I'm her only uncle, so, you know, 49 00:01:39,347 --> 00:01:41,083 it stands the reason, if I'm the worst uncle, 50 00:01:41,108 --> 00:01:43,045 I'm also her... you know, that's not the point. 51 00:01:43,070 --> 00:01:44,298 - [upbeat music] - That's not the point. 52 00:01:44,360 --> 00:01:47,126 - Subs by kinglouisxx - for www.addic7ed.com 53 00:01:47,730 --> 00:01:49,777 I can't believe I spilled the beans like that 54 00:01:49,802 --> 00:01:52,021 in front of Gretchen. I really blew it. 55 00:01:52,856 --> 00:01:54,923 Oh, this is when you're supposed to chime in and say, 56 00:01:54,957 --> 00:01:57,327 "Oh, honey. Don't beat yourself up." 57 00:01:57,360 --> 00:01:59,595 Oh, honey. Don't beat yourself up. 58 00:01:59,627 --> 00:02:00,696 That's great. Thanks. 59 00:02:00,721 --> 00:02:02,324 I feel better already. 60 00:02:02,365 --> 00:02:03,966 - [phone vibrating] - Oh, this is him now. 61 00:02:03,999 --> 00:02:06,068 Hey, Connor, I'm glad you called. 62 00:02:06,101 --> 00:02:07,803 Hold on one sec. I'm getting Sarah on. 63 00:02:07,836 --> 00:02:10,340 Okay, look, I just wanna apologize again 64 00:02:10,372 --> 00:02:11,673 about this morning. 65 00:02:11,707 --> 00:02:13,105 Ah, I should have been more careful 66 00:02:13,130 --> 00:02:14,443 with Gretchen nearby. 67 00:02:14,477 --> 00:02:16,746 But still, I mean, I just... I feel awful. 68 00:02:16,779 --> 00:02:18,047 Oh, no, you definitely should. 69 00:02:18,079 --> 00:02:19,125 Yeah, you definitely kept 70 00:02:19,150 --> 00:02:20,884 that conversation going needlessly. 71 00:02:21,650 --> 00:02:23,578 Cool, cool. Yeah, just making sure. 72 00:02:23,610 --> 00:02:25,465 Hey, Con. I am so 73 00:02:25,552 --> 00:02:27,556 sorry about Tom this morning. 74 00:02:27,590 --> 00:02:29,872 That was so like him to just blurt it out like that. 75 00:02:29,897 --> 00:02:31,928 Tom's on. 76 00:02:31,960 --> 00:02:33,095 I know. 77 00:02:33,137 --> 00:02:34,577 Hey, so Gretchen seems 78 00:02:34,602 --> 00:02:37,433 to be taking the news, like, really well. 79 00:02:37,465 --> 00:02:38,667 Oh, really? Wow. 80 00:02:38,701 --> 00:02:41,603 That was... quick, but good, I guess, right? 81 00:02:41,637 --> 00:02:43,606 Definitely, yeah, but I want to make sure it stays that way, 82 00:02:43,647 --> 00:02:44,736 So I was thinking maybe the cousins 83 00:02:44,761 --> 00:02:46,611 could come over tonight for a little sleepover. 84 00:02:46,664 --> 00:02:49,834 - Oh, my guys would love that. - Yeah, Camila too. 85 00:02:49,875 --> 00:02:51,183 Great. I'm going all out. 86 00:02:51,208 --> 00:02:54,136 - And I know I use the word epic a lot. - You really do. 87 00:02:54,161 --> 00:02:56,576 I sent you that list of synonyms for it. 88 00:02:56,616 --> 00:02:58,572 But tonight's sleepover can only be described as epic. 89 00:02:58,597 --> 00:02:59,833 Or top drawer. 90 00:02:59,920 --> 00:03:02,190 Remember, it was, like, a fun British one? 91 00:03:02,286 --> 00:03:03,921 Perfect. I'll see you guys around six. 92 00:03:03,946 --> 00:03:04,985 Lupe! 93 00:03:05,010 --> 00:03:08,024 There's a sleepover happening, which means scary stories, 94 00:03:08,049 --> 00:03:09,711 so I need you to go to the hardware store 95 00:03:09,736 --> 00:03:10,774 and buy a hook hand. 96 00:03:10,799 --> 00:03:13,142 It's like a hook, but where your hand should be. 97 00:03:14,300 --> 00:03:16,545 That's sweet of Connor to do that for Gretchen. 98 00:03:16,570 --> 00:03:18,697 I'll take the kids and stick around to help out. 99 00:03:18,730 --> 00:03:20,864 Yeah, I'm gonna go too, try to make up for this morning. 100 00:03:20,898 --> 00:03:22,867 Okay, but remember, you know, 101 00:03:22,899 --> 00:03:24,768 he just wants a fun night for Gretchen, 102 00:03:24,802 --> 00:03:27,239 so you shouldn't put a damper on it. 103 00:03:27,571 --> 00:03:29,039 What is that supposed to mean? 104 00:03:29,072 --> 00:03:30,681 Just, you know, sometimes you worry 105 00:03:30,706 --> 00:03:31,895 and you can get in your head 106 00:03:31,920 --> 00:03:33,845 and sort of be a... 107 00:03:33,878 --> 00:03:36,490 Uh, what's the expression? It's not a party pooper. 108 00:03:36,515 --> 00:03:38,950 - I'm not a party pooper. - I said not a party pooper. 109 00:03:38,982 --> 00:03:41,139 Wet blanket? Wet blanket. 110 00:03:41,191 --> 00:03:43,794 What are you talking about? I'm a fun guy. 111 00:03:43,819 --> 00:03:45,088 I'm one of the top commenters 112 00:03:45,128 --> 00:03:46,964 on "New York Times" crossword puzzle blog. 113 00:03:47,004 --> 00:03:49,741 Will Shortz once referred to me as a "real character." 114 00:03:49,861 --> 00:03:51,262 Hey, you and your cousins think I'm fun, 115 00:03:51,295 --> 00:03:53,164 right, like, a fun uncle? 116 00:03:53,196 --> 00:03:55,065 Nah, Uncle Connor is the fun one. 117 00:03:55,099 --> 00:03:58,069 He's always throwing us onto things or off of things. 118 00:03:58,101 --> 00:04:00,638 So let me get this right. He's got more money. 119 00:04:00,672 --> 00:04:02,207 He's got a better house. And now he's the fun one? 120 00:04:02,239 --> 00:04:04,174 No, no, that's it. I'm definitely going tonight. 121 00:04:04,208 --> 00:04:07,078 I'm going to prove to you guys that I'm a fun uncle, a funcle. 122 00:04:07,111 --> 00:04:09,365 [chuckles] Funcle, it's like fun uncle. 123 00:04:09,390 --> 00:04:11,928 - Yeah, no, I got it. - It's gonna be great. 124 00:04:12,850 --> 00:04:18,123 [soft groaning] 125 00:04:18,156 --> 00:04:19,901 - What? - What? 126 00:04:19,926 --> 00:04:22,059 You're doing the... [soft groaning] 127 00:04:22,092 --> 00:04:24,228 Oh, it's nothing. 128 00:04:24,262 --> 00:04:26,016 Okay. 129 00:04:27,899 --> 00:04:29,258 I just don't think that a party 130 00:04:29,283 --> 00:04:30,984 is what Gretchen needs right now. 131 00:04:31,009 --> 00:04:33,821 You know, as a child therapist, yes, currently unemployed, 132 00:04:33,853 --> 00:04:35,812 but still, I really think that someone just needs 133 00:04:35,848 --> 00:04:38,585 to talk to her about how she's feeling. 134 00:04:38,617 --> 00:04:40,441 You are so right, but this party 135 00:04:40,535 --> 00:04:41,869 probably isn't the best place to do that, 136 00:04:41,912 --> 00:04:43,080 and when I say probably, 137 00:04:43,112 --> 00:04:44,714 please know that I mean definitely. 138 00:04:44,748 --> 00:04:46,951 - I hear you, Lulu, I do. - Mm-hmm. 139 00:04:46,984 --> 00:04:48,719 But I got this. 140 00:04:48,751 --> 00:04:50,241 - Okay. - Okay. 141 00:04:50,266 --> 00:04:52,134 All right. 142 00:04:53,756 --> 00:04:55,525 - [lips popping] - Okay. 143 00:04:55,559 --> 00:04:57,027 Well, now you're doing your sigh, so... 144 00:04:57,059 --> 00:04:59,530 - I just know how tonight's gonna go. - Mm-hm. 145 00:04:59,563 --> 00:05:01,565 Despite my best efforts as an earth sign, 146 00:05:01,597 --> 00:05:03,501 you and Connor are gonna get into an argument. 147 00:05:03,534 --> 00:05:04,835 I'm gonna have to smooth things over. 148 00:05:04,867 --> 00:05:06,269 Everyone's gonna thank me 149 00:05:06,302 --> 00:05:08,007 and say I'm the best person in the family. 150 00:05:08,032 --> 00:05:09,259 And thank god for me. 151 00:05:09,284 --> 00:05:10,640 Sounds like you turn out pretty well in that. 152 00:05:10,674 --> 00:05:13,611 I do. It's just so exhausting. 153 00:05:14,078 --> 00:05:15,613 I am well aware that tonight could be 154 00:05:15,645 --> 00:05:17,219 - an emotional minefield, - Uh-uh. 155 00:05:17,244 --> 00:05:19,783 but I will not let things blow up. 156 00:05:19,816 --> 00:05:21,751 - Okay. - Okay. 157 00:05:21,785 --> 00:05:24,621 [upbeat music] 158 00:05:25,054 --> 00:05:26,222 [children exclaim] 159 00:05:26,256 --> 00:05:29,059 Welcome. What up! 160 00:05:29,092 --> 00:05:31,794 We've got Lupe over here on arts and crafts. 161 00:05:31,828 --> 00:05:34,197 We got a pizza oven, we got karaoke, 162 00:05:34,222 --> 00:05:36,857 and we got a bounce house! 163 00:05:36,882 --> 00:05:38,568 Dope! 164 00:05:38,602 --> 00:05:39,737 Wow! 165 00:05:39,770 --> 00:05:41,839 So this is quite the production. 166 00:05:41,871 --> 00:05:44,140 Yeah, I know, right? Pretty awesome, huh? 167 00:05:44,174 --> 00:05:46,146 It is, isn't it? It is. 168 00:05:46,171 --> 00:05:48,279 It is awesome, yes. 169 00:05:48,311 --> 00:05:50,547 Although, you know, a part of me wonders 170 00:05:50,580 --> 00:05:52,148 if maybe isn't the absolute best way 171 00:05:52,181 --> 00:05:54,018 to handle this situation. 172 00:05:54,051 --> 00:05:55,818 You know, not that you're, like, ignoring 173 00:05:55,852 --> 00:05:58,417 Gretchen's feelings, but not not that either. 174 00:05:58,442 --> 00:06:00,599 What are you talking about? This is all for her. 175 00:06:00,624 --> 00:06:02,092 Hey, baby. How are we doing? 176 00:06:02,124 --> 00:06:03,793 Great! This is gonna be so much fun! 177 00:06:03,826 --> 00:06:05,628 - It's gonna be lit! - Look, Sarah, 178 00:06:05,662 --> 00:06:08,599 I really appreciate you trying to sprinkle your concern 179 00:06:08,631 --> 00:06:10,633 all over everything, but I got this under control. 180 00:06:10,667 --> 00:06:11,971 - Okay. - Okay. It's gonna be great! 181 00:06:11,996 --> 00:06:13,662 Yes! 182 00:06:13,703 --> 00:06:14,804 It's worse than I thought. 183 00:06:14,838 --> 00:06:16,674 Whoo! Oh-oh! 184 00:06:16,706 --> 00:06:18,473 This is gonna be so tight! 185 00:06:18,506 --> 00:06:21,082 Uh-oh. Here we go. 186 00:06:21,107 --> 00:06:23,137 Bounce house in full effect. 187 00:06:23,162 --> 00:06:25,579 Shamiah, you ready to get your bounce on? 188 00:06:25,604 --> 00:06:29,018 - I guess. - Noice! Very noice! 189 00:06:29,137 --> 00:06:31,439 Kelvin, you having a killer time in there, bud? 190 00:06:31,510 --> 00:06:33,244 I don't know. I've only bounced, like, four times. 191 00:06:33,269 --> 00:06:34,887 Ha, ha! The Kelvinator! 192 00:06:34,912 --> 00:06:37,015 Get some! What? 193 00:06:37,049 --> 00:06:38,450 You crazy cousins. 194 00:06:38,484 --> 00:06:39,751 Whoa. Okay. 195 00:06:39,784 --> 00:06:41,450 Doing flips. That's sick! 196 00:06:41,475 --> 00:06:44,056 But... I don't know, maybe is that a little dangerous? 197 00:06:44,089 --> 00:06:46,635 Maybe make, like, a chill "no flip" rule, huh? 198 00:06:46,660 --> 00:06:49,627 That'd be dope, right? Having fun, being safe. 199 00:06:49,652 --> 00:06:50,885 Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and check and see 200 00:06:50,910 --> 00:06:52,906 if they have an occupancy limit on this bad boy. 201 00:06:52,931 --> 00:06:55,567 - Mommy, come in with us. - No, thanks. 202 00:06:55,592 --> 00:06:57,027 Just got my beverage. 203 00:06:57,052 --> 00:06:59,554 - Come on, Aunt Marina. - Bounce with us! 204 00:06:59,579 --> 00:07:03,204 KIDS: Marina! Marina! Marina! 205 00:07:03,229 --> 00:07:05,251 Well, okay. Just for a minute. 206 00:07:05,277 --> 00:07:10,883 [yelling and screaming] 207 00:07:10,915 --> 00:07:12,350 Hey, guys! 208 00:07:12,414 --> 00:07:14,500 Should we get Tommy in here? Should we get crazy? 209 00:07:14,525 --> 00:07:17,189 Well, I don't know. I mean, does he even want to? 210 00:07:17,222 --> 00:07:18,156 I think he was saying something 211 00:07:18,189 --> 00:07:19,424 about an occupancy thing. 212 00:07:19,456 --> 00:07:21,559 No, come on. Tom! 213 00:07:21,593 --> 00:07:23,061 Come in here. Come on! 214 00:07:23,093 --> 00:07:24,328 No, I don't... I don't think so. 215 00:07:24,362 --> 00:07:27,531 - Tommy! Tommy! Tommy! - No, I'm not gonna... I don't know. 216 00:07:27,564 --> 00:07:28,666 Do you guys want me to? Okay! 217 00:07:28,699 --> 00:07:31,202 - Yes! - Here I go! 218 00:07:31,235 --> 00:07:33,417 - Whoo! - Whoa. 219 00:07:33,442 --> 00:07:34,700 Hey, Kelvin! 220 00:07:34,725 --> 00:07:37,409 You want a bounce competition, see who can go the highest? 221 00:07:37,441 --> 00:07:39,578 Whoa! Check out T-Dog! 222 00:07:39,610 --> 00:07:41,445 - Easy there, T-Dog. - Jump, jump! 223 00:07:41,479 --> 00:07:43,328 Miccity-Mac'll make ya... you know that song? 224 00:07:43,353 --> 00:07:44,282 - [popping sound] - [children screaming] 225 00:07:44,323 --> 00:07:45,931 - It popped! - He popped it. 226 00:07:45,956 --> 00:07:47,938 Okay, let's go. Come on, everybody. 227 00:07:47,963 --> 00:07:49,898 Jump, jump, towards the exit. 228 00:07:49,923 --> 00:07:51,358 No, come on. This is even more fun! 229 00:07:51,383 --> 00:07:54,010 It's like "Jackass." Do you guys remember that show? 230 00:07:56,428 --> 00:07:58,097 Actually, guys, my foot's stuck. 231 00:07:58,122 --> 00:07:59,190 Like... ow! Seriously. 232 00:07:59,215 --> 00:08:00,486 My foot's, like, really stuck. 233 00:08:01,951 --> 00:08:03,824 I just don't see why anyone would settle 234 00:08:03,849 --> 00:08:04,888 for human breath balloons 235 00:08:04,913 --> 00:08:06,896 when we have the helium technology, you know? 236 00:08:06,935 --> 00:08:09,241 Hey, Miss Gretchen. How are you? 237 00:08:09,281 --> 00:08:11,709 - Good. - Aww, great. 238 00:08:11,734 --> 00:08:15,412 But you know how sometimes, people say "How are you," 239 00:08:15,445 --> 00:08:17,616 and it's more of a greeting, like "How are ya," 240 00:08:17,641 --> 00:08:19,718 and then, other times, it's the real question, 241 00:08:19,743 --> 00:08:20,995 like, how are you? 242 00:08:21,071 --> 00:08:23,297 This is one of those times. So how are you? 243 00:08:24,253 --> 00:08:25,254 - Good. - Yeah? 244 00:08:25,279 --> 00:08:26,977 'Cause, you know, it's okay 245 00:08:27,002 --> 00:08:29,706 to have different feelings or emotions 246 00:08:29,731 --> 00:08:31,840 with everything that's going on right now. 247 00:08:31,865 --> 00:08:33,419 If you ever need someone to talk to... 248 00:08:33,444 --> 00:08:36,581 [helium voice] Hi, Gretchen. Hi! 249 00:08:36,606 --> 00:08:39,229 - Aunt Sarah, you do it. - Aunt Sarah, you do it! 250 00:08:39,254 --> 00:08:42,886 Aunt Sarah will do it. Okay. 251 00:08:42,996 --> 00:08:44,832 [helium voice] Okay. Now my voice is high too. 252 00:08:44,894 --> 00:08:46,991 Okay. That's fun. 253 00:08:47,016 --> 00:08:48,400 Now, Gretchen, 254 00:08:48,433 --> 00:08:51,124 I don't want you to feel that your feelings need 255 00:08:51,156 --> 00:08:54,515 to keep locked inside... 256 00:08:54,610 --> 00:08:56,446 I know what you're doing. 257 00:08:56,471 --> 00:08:58,506 I don't know what you're talking about. 258 00:08:58,539 --> 00:09:00,409 Gimme, gimme, gimme. 259 00:09:02,943 --> 00:09:06,841 Luke, I am your father. 260 00:09:06,981 --> 00:09:10,394 Dustin! Dustin! Dustin! 261 00:09:10,419 --> 00:09:12,520 [yelling and cheering] 262 00:09:12,553 --> 00:09:14,188 Even the pizza guy is cool. 263 00:09:14,221 --> 00:09:16,448 Look, you don't want to have to tell kids you're fun. 264 00:09:16,473 --> 00:09:19,126 They sense the desperation, you're dead in the water. 265 00:09:19,159 --> 00:09:21,163 You want to let them realize it on their own. 266 00:09:21,196 --> 00:09:23,130 Is this, like, suddenly the fun expert? 267 00:09:23,164 --> 00:09:24,648 The children have spoken, Tom. 268 00:09:24,673 --> 00:09:26,647 - Okay. - You want to toss some dough? 269 00:09:26,672 --> 00:09:27,935 Oh, uh... 270 00:09:27,968 --> 00:09:29,537 Yeah, I guess I could give it a shot. 271 00:09:29,571 --> 00:09:31,406 - Whoo! - Oh, okay. 272 00:09:31,446 --> 00:09:33,115 - Whoa! Hang on. - Oh! 273 00:09:33,140 --> 00:09:34,409 - Hey. - Whoa! 274 00:09:34,442 --> 00:09:36,979 Oh, look at that. He's a natural. 275 00:09:37,011 --> 00:09:40,015 Oh, look out, Dustin. He's gonna take your job. 276 00:09:40,048 --> 00:09:41,582 Whoa. 277 00:09:41,616 --> 00:09:43,184 D'oh! 278 00:09:43,217 --> 00:09:45,120 Get it? Cause like Homer Simpson, 279 00:09:45,153 --> 00:09:47,551 but also it's like dough. 280 00:09:48,456 --> 00:09:50,392 That's just a waste of food. 281 00:09:50,424 --> 00:09:53,160 There are so many people in the world who are food insecure. 282 00:09:53,193 --> 00:09:54,262 Right. 283 00:09:54,295 --> 00:09:55,930 Yeah, it's not really that funny 284 00:09:55,963 --> 00:09:57,198 when you think about it, Daddy. 285 00:09:57,231 --> 00:09:59,601 Absolutely. Yeah, that's not funny at all. 286 00:09:59,634 --> 00:10:02,293 Who wants cookie dough pizza with candy toppings? 287 00:10:02,324 --> 00:10:04,345 [yelling and screaming] 288 00:10:04,377 --> 00:10:05,845 You know what, Dustin? We get it, okay? 289 00:10:05,878 --> 00:10:07,682 Gimme a piece, gimme! 290 00:10:08,375 --> 00:10:11,447 I'm down to get my arts and crafts on. 291 00:10:12,480 --> 00:10:14,449 You having an awesome time, kiddo? 292 00:10:14,481 --> 00:10:16,117 Hey, here's an idea. 293 00:10:16,150 --> 00:10:17,986 What if everybody draws the same thing? 294 00:10:18,019 --> 00:10:19,988 Yeah, I'd rather just freestyle. 295 00:10:20,020 --> 00:10:23,125 No, no, wait, it'll be good. Like, what if everybody draws, 296 00:10:23,158 --> 00:10:25,427 I don't know, say, family portraits, huh? 297 00:10:25,460 --> 00:10:27,362 That's fun, right? 298 00:10:27,395 --> 00:10:29,497 And then, if you want to express whatever emotion 299 00:10:29,530 --> 00:10:30,665 you're feeling through your artwork, 300 00:10:30,698 --> 00:10:32,133 then I say go for it. 301 00:10:32,167 --> 00:10:34,303 Or if you want to draw something else, 302 00:10:34,336 --> 00:10:39,640 like spaceships or animals or carrots, that would be fine, 303 00:10:39,673 --> 00:10:42,144 because it doesn't have to be related to family stuff. 304 00:10:42,177 --> 00:10:44,046 Or we just stick to the original idea 305 00:10:44,078 --> 00:10:45,346 of families and feelings. 306 00:10:45,380 --> 00:10:46,981 - Lulu. - Lulu. 307 00:10:47,015 --> 00:10:49,183 [tense music] 308 00:10:49,217 --> 00:10:50,519 So are we doing families, 309 00:10:50,552 --> 00:10:52,587 or could I draw, like, a bunch of ninjas? 310 00:10:52,620 --> 00:10:55,090 Families. Everybody do families... 311 00:10:55,122 --> 00:10:57,224 Not a family of ninjas. 312 00:10:57,258 --> 00:10:58,694 Nope. 313 00:10:58,726 --> 00:11:01,329 These are so great, guys. 314 00:11:01,362 --> 00:11:03,965 Thank you. Thank you. 315 00:11:03,999 --> 00:11:06,435 Kelvin, I see you drew me as the pushy boss of the family. 316 00:11:06,467 --> 00:11:09,471 Love it. Excited to see yours, Gretchen. 317 00:11:11,106 --> 00:11:13,140 Thank you. 318 00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:15,309 Huh? Who are... who are these people? 319 00:11:15,342 --> 00:11:17,145 It's me and my mom and my dad. 320 00:11:17,178 --> 00:11:19,313 Wait. Does a family portrait 321 00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:20,582 not mean a portrait of a family? 322 00:11:20,615 --> 00:11:22,250 No, no, it does. 323 00:11:22,283 --> 00:11:25,687 And this is beautiful, but is this how you... 324 00:11:25,720 --> 00:11:28,690 how you see your family, all shiny and happy? 325 00:11:28,722 --> 00:11:31,492 Is that how you're really feeling deep inside? 326 00:11:31,525 --> 00:11:34,295 Hey, Gretchen, why don't you go check on what Lupe's making? 327 00:11:34,328 --> 00:11:36,431 All this drawing made me hungry. 328 00:11:38,766 --> 00:11:40,468 You're trying to psychoanalyze her, aren't you? 329 00:11:40,501 --> 00:11:42,370 No. 330 00:11:42,404 --> 00:11:43,672 Psychoanalysis is actually 331 00:11:43,704 --> 00:11:45,006 a very specific form of therapy, 332 00:11:45,039 --> 00:11:46,640 and I employ a more humanistic form. 333 00:11:46,673 --> 00:11:49,126 Sarah, I just want today to be super fun for Gretchen. 334 00:11:49,151 --> 00:11:50,284 That's the problem. 335 00:11:50,309 --> 00:11:52,213 You're not allowing her to express her true feelings. 336 00:11:52,246 --> 00:11:53,647 Oh, and you know what those are? 337 00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:55,316 No, but I want Gretchen to feel comfortable enough 338 00:11:55,350 --> 00:11:57,085 to talk about them if she wants to. 339 00:11:57,117 --> 00:11:58,452 Talk about what? 340 00:11:58,486 --> 00:12:00,021 Nothing. 341 00:12:00,054 --> 00:12:03,691 Aunt Sarah and I just want you to know 342 00:12:03,725 --> 00:12:06,260 that it's okay to express 343 00:12:06,294 --> 00:12:09,231 whatever you might be feeling about your mom and I. 344 00:12:09,264 --> 00:12:10,664 Like what? 345 00:12:10,697 --> 00:12:12,433 Well, it's different for everybody, sweetie. 346 00:12:12,467 --> 00:12:15,202 You know, some kids... they blame themselves, 347 00:12:15,236 --> 00:12:17,205 and then other kids, they find that it's... 348 00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:19,040 Wait! The divorce is my fault? 349 00:12:19,073 --> 00:12:20,541 - Oh, no! - No. No. 350 00:12:20,566 --> 00:12:23,689 What Aunt Sarah means to say is that it's not your fault. 351 00:12:23,714 --> 00:12:24,737 Not your fault. 352 00:12:24,779 --> 00:12:26,515 But what Aunt Sarah probably should have said 353 00:12:26,548 --> 00:12:29,389 is just nothing at all. 354 00:12:30,485 --> 00:12:33,084 You know what this moment calls for? 355 00:12:33,154 --> 00:12:35,289 A Jell-O fight. 356 00:12:35,322 --> 00:12:36,491 - Connor? - Yeah! 357 00:12:36,524 --> 00:12:38,059 Connor, no! 358 00:12:38,092 --> 00:12:39,627 Do not throw that! Connor! 359 00:12:39,660 --> 00:12:41,195 Do not throw that at me! Connor! 360 00:12:41,228 --> 00:12:42,497 Oh, my God! 361 00:12:46,568 --> 00:12:48,437 - Hey. - Hi. 362 00:12:48,470 --> 00:12:51,106 Gretchen seems to be okay. 363 00:12:51,139 --> 00:12:52,981 Her and Connor had some floor Jell-O, 364 00:12:53,006 --> 00:12:54,175 and now they're setting up karaoke. 365 00:12:55,643 --> 00:12:59,214 You were right, as always. 366 00:12:59,246 --> 00:13:03,117 Lulu... 367 00:13:03,150 --> 00:13:04,218 of course I was. 368 00:13:05,653 --> 00:13:06,721 I know that I should have waited 369 00:13:06,754 --> 00:13:09,356 to reach out to Gretchen. I just... 370 00:13:09,390 --> 00:13:10,725 I wanted to show myself 371 00:13:10,758 --> 00:13:13,795 that I could still do this, you know, help kids, 372 00:13:13,827 --> 00:13:15,863 but maybe that's why I got laid off. 373 00:13:15,896 --> 00:13:18,232 Hey, no. You were definitely right 374 00:13:18,265 --> 00:13:19,534 about Gretchen needing help. 375 00:13:19,567 --> 00:13:21,169 I mean, look at this family portrait. 376 00:13:21,202 --> 00:13:24,539 It's all thunder clouds and scared, sad faces. 377 00:13:24,572 --> 00:13:28,375 Wait. That's not Gretchen's drawing. That's Connor's. 378 00:13:28,409 --> 00:13:30,178 Oh, my God, do you know what this means? 379 00:13:30,211 --> 00:13:32,326 That he has the fine motor skills of an eight-year-old? 380 00:13:32,351 --> 00:13:33,513 No. I mean, yes, 381 00:13:33,538 --> 00:13:34,694 this looks like he drew it with his feet, 382 00:13:34,719 --> 00:13:38,219 but it was Connor. That's why he got us all here. 383 00:13:38,620 --> 00:13:40,522 He's the one who's crying out for help. 384 00:13:40,554 --> 00:13:43,824 Who's ready for karaoke? What! What! 385 00:13:43,857 --> 00:13:45,260 Did somebody said karaoke... [yells] 386 00:13:45,309 --> 00:13:48,167 Be careful with the Jell-O... 387 00:13:49,194 --> 00:13:52,642 So, big deal, you're not the fun uncle. 388 00:13:52,667 --> 00:13:54,603 You're un-fun-uncle-able. 389 00:13:55,228 --> 00:13:56,948 Look, when it was just fun Connor, 390 00:13:56,973 --> 00:13:59,579 I mean, I was jealous, but, I mean, I got it. 391 00:13:59,604 --> 00:14:01,509 He's sort of a big kid himself. 392 00:14:01,543 --> 00:14:03,178 Like he still pronounces it "libary" 393 00:14:03,211 --> 00:14:04,479 and can't swallow pills. 394 00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:06,056 Yeah, but now I realize it's something 395 00:14:06,081 --> 00:14:09,091 you all have that I'm missing. 396 00:14:09,116 --> 00:14:11,652 I think you're fun. 397 00:14:11,749 --> 00:14:13,284 - Eh. - Okay. 398 00:14:13,343 --> 00:14:15,645 So Connor's the funcle, but you know what you are? 399 00:14:15,671 --> 00:14:18,407 You're the sensible uncle. 400 00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:20,343 Remember how you taught Shamiah how to use a water pick? 401 00:14:20,375 --> 00:14:21,810 Or you stopped Kelvin from eating 402 00:14:21,844 --> 00:14:23,713 those mushrooms he found in the yard? 403 00:14:23,745 --> 00:14:25,347 Gretchen did stop wandering off 404 00:14:25,380 --> 00:14:27,382 when I showed her those kidnapping statistics. 405 00:14:27,416 --> 00:14:29,619 There you go, the sensible uncle. 406 00:14:29,652 --> 00:14:31,020 ["Low" playing] 407 00:14:31,052 --> 00:14:33,217 ♪ Shawty had them apple-bottom jeans ♪ 408 00:14:33,319 --> 00:14:36,217 ♪ And them boots with the fur, with the fur ♪ 409 00:14:36,365 --> 00:14:39,458 - ♪ The whole club was looking at her ♪ - Connor? 410 00:14:39,568 --> 00:14:40,787 ♪ She hit the floor ♪ 411 00:14:40,863 --> 00:14:43,071 Connor, this is important. I saw your drawing. 412 00:14:43,181 --> 00:14:46,716 ♪ Low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low... ♪ 413 00:14:46,841 --> 00:14:50,380 Hey, Connor, can we just talk really quick, please? 414 00:14:50,405 --> 00:14:54,384 - Okay, just for one second. - ♪ And gave that big booty a slap... ♪ 415 00:14:54,409 --> 00:14:56,511 Okay. That was too much. 416 00:14:56,544 --> 00:14:57,812 Poor guy is really hurting. 417 00:14:57,846 --> 00:14:59,481 He's singing him and Emily's song. 418 00:14:59,514 --> 00:15:01,156 Yeah. 419 00:15:01,181 --> 00:15:03,247 That was a weird first wedding dance. 420 00:15:03,272 --> 00:15:05,743 I can't get him to stop singing, let alone talk to me. 421 00:15:05,768 --> 00:15:09,772 If anyone can shut this party down, honey, it's you. 422 00:15:09,861 --> 00:15:13,232 We need you to go and be the sensible uncle. 423 00:15:13,328 --> 00:15:14,663 Guys, don't worry. 424 00:15:14,697 --> 00:15:16,599 This wet blanket 425 00:15:16,638 --> 00:15:19,589 is about to drown this party. 426 00:15:19,614 --> 00:15:21,336 ♪ I'ma say that I love women exposed ♪ 427 00:15:21,370 --> 00:15:23,221 - ♪ She threw it back at me... ♪ - Hey, guys. 428 00:15:23,322 --> 00:15:24,891 Guys, it's bedtime, okay? 429 00:15:24,916 --> 00:15:27,009 You know what they say. It's not a sleepover 430 00:15:27,042 --> 00:15:29,908 unless you go to sleep. So let's get on our PJs, 431 00:15:29,933 --> 00:15:31,580 brush and floss our teeth, 432 00:15:31,612 --> 00:15:33,782 and do a thorough fluoride rinse. 433 00:15:33,816 --> 00:15:35,484 Camila, if your cousins didn't bring a fluoride rinse 434 00:15:35,517 --> 00:15:37,144 with them, it's okay to share. 435 00:15:37,169 --> 00:15:39,788 No, my house, my rules, 436 00:15:39,822 --> 00:15:42,560 and I say this party's just getting started. 437 00:15:42,608 --> 00:15:44,057 [yelling and screaming] 438 00:15:44,082 --> 00:15:45,927 ♪ Shawty had them apple-bottom jeans... ♪ 439 00:15:45,961 --> 00:15:47,330 Okay, Connor is gonna keep avoiding you 440 00:15:47,369 --> 00:15:49,465 unless Tom kills this party. 441 00:15:49,535 --> 00:15:52,287 ♪ The whole club was looking at her ♪ 442 00:15:52,312 --> 00:15:53,468 ♪ She hit the floor... ♪ 443 00:15:53,501 --> 00:15:54,969 You know, Connor? Connor? 444 00:15:55,003 --> 00:15:57,573 If this party won't stop, you better pass me the mic. 445 00:15:58,606 --> 00:15:59,641 [somber music playing] 446 00:15:59,674 --> 00:16:00,794 No. 447 00:16:00,896 --> 00:16:04,380 ♪ All around me are familiar faces ♪ 448 00:16:04,486 --> 00:16:09,258 ♪ Worn out places, worn out faces ♪ 449 00:16:09,384 --> 00:16:12,709 ♪ Hide my head I wanna drown my sorrow ♪ 450 00:16:12,842 --> 00:16:17,666 ♪ No tomorrow, no tomorrow ♪ 451 00:16:17,789 --> 00:16:19,394 Yeah, baby! 452 00:16:19,427 --> 00:16:21,929 You're making me consider my mortality. 453 00:16:21,999 --> 00:16:22,858 Whoo! 454 00:16:22,951 --> 00:16:26,499 ♪ The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had ♪ 455 00:16:29,210 --> 00:16:31,598 Oh, great. First, Tom starts singing 456 00:16:31,673 --> 00:16:33,708 one of his songs to murder a drifter to, 457 00:16:33,840 --> 00:16:36,144 and now here comes Sarah with her "let's talk" face. 458 00:16:36,177 --> 00:16:38,447 - This is just my face. - And you always want to talk. 459 00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:39,715 Okay. 460 00:16:39,748 --> 00:16:40,983 I know that you're upset with me right now, 461 00:16:41,015 --> 00:16:43,118 but I also know that you're just upset. 462 00:16:43,143 --> 00:16:45,367 This whole epic sleepover... 463 00:16:45,392 --> 00:16:47,476 it wasn't just to distract Gretchen, was it? 464 00:16:47,501 --> 00:16:50,393 Sarah, no offense, but you're a kid's therapist. 465 00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:52,329 Okay? I'm a grown man. 466 00:16:58,734 --> 00:17:02,437 Thank you, Lupe, for this unexpected treat. 467 00:17:02,471 --> 00:17:03,905 Sorry, Sarah, but I probably shouldn't talk 468 00:17:03,938 --> 00:17:05,040 with my mouth full. 469 00:17:05,072 --> 00:17:06,809 It's okay. You've said enough, 470 00:17:06,841 --> 00:17:10,373 because this guy, he's hurting, 471 00:17:10,398 --> 00:17:12,114 no matter how much he sings and smiles 472 00:17:12,155 --> 00:17:14,404 - and pretends that everything's okay. - It's just a drawing. 473 00:17:14,429 --> 00:17:16,816 Not everyone you talk to is broken, okay? 474 00:17:16,841 --> 00:17:18,721 I know you like to swoop in and save the day, 475 00:17:18,769 --> 00:17:21,294 - but I am fine. - Good. 476 00:17:21,319 --> 00:17:22,892 - That's all I want for you. - Mm-hmm. 477 00:17:22,933 --> 00:17:24,635 Your way is not the only way 478 00:17:24,667 --> 00:17:27,629 - to deal with something like this. - I realize that, 479 00:17:27,662 --> 00:17:29,649 but you do have to actually deal with it. 480 00:17:30,698 --> 00:17:32,500 I just wanted to draw ninjas. 481 00:17:32,533 --> 00:17:33,636 Yeah. 482 00:17:35,870 --> 00:17:39,140 Part of me figured Emily and I were gonna work it out. 483 00:17:39,182 --> 00:17:41,051 You know, I kept thinking maybe there's a chance, 484 00:17:41,075 --> 00:17:43,578 but last night, she told me she is already seeing 485 00:17:43,611 --> 00:17:47,290 someone else, some guy named Alex. 486 00:17:47,315 --> 00:17:49,050 And he sounds like a total douche, right? 487 00:17:49,083 --> 00:17:51,019 Yes, he does. 488 00:17:51,044 --> 00:17:53,459 I'm sorry, Connor. 489 00:17:53,484 --> 00:17:55,901 So yeah, now I know it's really over. 490 00:17:56,826 --> 00:18:00,386 Maybe it was Alec... Alex... Alec? 491 00:18:00,411 --> 00:18:02,738 - They're both terrible names. - Yeah. 492 00:18:04,265 --> 00:18:06,835 So yeah, this was all for me... 493 00:18:06,869 --> 00:18:08,971 pizza, the karaoke, 494 00:18:09,004 --> 00:18:10,906 - the mariachi band. - Hmm? 495 00:18:10,938 --> 00:18:12,374 I got a mariachi band. They'll be here at eight. 496 00:18:12,399 --> 00:18:13,585 Okay. 497 00:18:15,043 --> 00:18:18,205 I didn't want Gretchen to know how I'm actually feeling. 498 00:18:18,246 --> 00:18:20,483 This whole thing's gonna be hard enough on her as it is. 499 00:18:20,515 --> 00:18:23,394 I don't want her to worry about me too. 500 00:18:23,419 --> 00:18:26,155 You are such a good dad, 501 00:18:26,187 --> 00:18:28,090 but it's okay to open up to her. 502 00:18:28,122 --> 00:18:29,491 It might actually help. 503 00:18:30,835 --> 00:18:32,177 I know I like to make fun of you 504 00:18:32,202 --> 00:18:35,096 for trying to get in our heads, but thank you. 505 00:18:37,820 --> 00:18:39,208 Wanna pull up a spoon? 506 00:18:39,234 --> 00:18:41,169 - Oh, no, that's okay. - Pull up a spoon. 507 00:18:41,203 --> 00:18:42,571 No. No, it's just that 508 00:18:42,603 --> 00:18:44,539 Haagen-Dazs isn't a real Danish word, 509 00:18:44,572 --> 00:18:45,841 so even though it's Eurocentric, 510 00:18:45,873 --> 00:18:47,551 it's technically still cultural appropriation. 511 00:18:47,576 --> 00:18:48,869 - Pull up a spoon. - Fine. Yeah, sure. 512 00:18:48,910 --> 00:18:50,479 I'll do it. 513 00:18:50,785 --> 00:18:52,181 I didn't ruin the moment, did I? 514 00:18:53,578 --> 00:18:58,450 So yeah, I'm sad, 515 00:18:58,569 --> 00:19:00,738 a little scared. 516 00:19:00,889 --> 00:19:02,242 How about you? 517 00:19:02,355 --> 00:19:05,658 Yeah, I was kind of pretending to be happy 518 00:19:05,758 --> 00:19:07,896 because I didn't want to make you feel bad. 519 00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:11,785 Well, from now on, we should be honest with each other 520 00:19:11,875 --> 00:19:14,870 - about how we're feeling, okay? - Okay. 521 00:19:14,895 --> 00:19:15,926 Wanna hug it out? 522 00:19:17,205 --> 00:19:20,525 - Love you, Daddy. - I love you too, baby. 523 00:19:20,877 --> 00:19:22,711 Did you at least have some fun today? 524 00:19:22,751 --> 00:19:25,048 Yeah, it was so funny when the bounce house 525 00:19:25,119 --> 00:19:26,923 - deflated on Uncle Tommy. - [chuckles] 526 00:19:26,948 --> 00:19:28,149 Right? "Help! 527 00:19:28,183 --> 00:19:29,852 I can't get out, seriously!" 528 00:19:29,885 --> 00:19:32,154 "Oh, my foot's stuck. Help! Help!" 529 00:19:32,179 --> 00:19:34,883 He couldn't get his foot out. That was hilarious. 530 00:19:34,956 --> 00:19:36,919 Well, I'm glad they were able to bond over what was 531 00:19:36,974 --> 00:19:39,093 admittedly a very dicey situation. 532 00:19:39,127 --> 00:19:41,855 We're lucky to have you, Tom, our little killjoy. 533 00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:42,942 Okay. Actually, I think we're going with 534 00:19:42,967 --> 00:19:45,138 the word sensible, but thank you. 535 00:19:45,934 --> 00:19:49,406 Lulu, good job getting Connor to open up 536 00:19:49,431 --> 00:19:52,007 after you were so worried about your ability to help. 537 00:19:52,129 --> 00:19:54,833 Guess you didn't need me to smooth things over after all. 538 00:19:54,976 --> 00:19:56,177 You a little disappointed? 539 00:19:56,210 --> 00:19:57,779 A little. I'm really good at it. 540 00:19:57,804 --> 00:19:59,508 Yeah. 541 00:20:01,350 --> 00:20:03,844 ♪ Just the two of us ♪ 542 00:20:03,994 --> 00:20:06,341 ♪ We can make it if we try ♪ 543 00:20:06,435 --> 00:20:08,755 ♪ Just the two of us ♪ 544 00:20:08,857 --> 00:20:10,759 ♪ Just the two of us ♪ 545 00:20:10,888 --> 00:20:15,919 BOTH: ♪ Just the two of us building castles in the sky ♪ 546 00:20:16,005 --> 00:20:18,299 ♪ Just the two of us ♪ 547 00:20:18,434 --> 00:20:20,261 ♪ You and I ♪ 548 00:20:20,362 --> 00:20:21,620 [cheering] 549 00:20:21,736 --> 00:20:23,893 It takes all kinds to make up a family, 550 00:20:23,991 --> 00:20:25,665 each playing his or her part. 551 00:20:25,745 --> 00:20:29,519 You can be fun, be supportive, be sensible, 552 00:20:29,677 --> 00:20:31,760 but mostly, you just have to be there. 553 00:20:31,815 --> 00:20:34,414 BOTH: ♪ Just the two of us ♪ 554 00:20:34,544 --> 00:20:36,898 ♪ Building castles in the skies ♪ 555 00:20:37,006 --> 00:20:41,099 ♪ Just the two of us you and I ♪ 556 00:20:41,630 --> 00:20:44,167 [cheers and applause] 557 00:20:47,195 --> 00:20:49,031 [laughs] 558 00:20:51,669 --> 00:20:53,497 - ♪ I like myself knocking ♪ - ♪ Knocking ♪ 559 00:20:53,583 --> 00:20:55,225 ♪ I love it when the girlies be like jocking ♪ 560 00:20:55,357 --> 00:20:57,682 - ♪ Jocking! ♪ - ♪ D-A-double D-Y-M-A-C ♪ 561 00:20:57,855 --> 00:20:58,995 ♪ Yeah, you know me ♪ 562 00:20:59,115 --> 00:21:00,323 ♪ You got me jumping and bumping and pumping ♪ 563 00:21:00,441 --> 00:21:02,057 ♪ Moving all around, G ♪ 564 00:21:02,177 --> 00:21:03,177 ♪ Jump! Jump! ♪ 565 00:21:03,210 --> 00:21:04,245 ♪ The Mac Dad'll make you ♪ 566 00:21:04,346 --> 00:21:05,674 ♪ Jump! Jump! ♪ 567 00:21:05,699 --> 00:21:06,776 ♪ The Miccity Mac'll make you ♪ 568 00:21:06,801 --> 00:21:07,854 - ♪ Jump! Jump! ♪ - ♪ Jump! ♪ 569 00:21:08,202 --> 00:21:10,538 Tom is actually being kind of fun. 570 00:21:10,631 --> 00:21:12,234 It's cause he stopped caring so much. 571 00:21:12,267 --> 00:21:14,847 - How many beers has he had? - One and a half. 572 00:21:14,965 --> 00:21:16,568 He's gonna be hungover for three days. 573 00:21:16,639 --> 00:21:18,842 ♪ Jump! Jump! Uncle Tommy will make you ♪ 574 00:21:18,994 --> 00:21:20,161 ♪ Jump! Jump! ♪ 575 00:21:20,195 --> 00:21:21,730 I did it! I'm a funcle! 576 00:21:21,755 --> 00:21:24,058 [yelling and screaming]