[epic music]
♪
[Graham] Well, I think we've picked
a really great spot to start.
-Yeah. -[Sam] It's a beautiful day.
-And I-I reckon... -Oh, yes.
...we're gonna cycle up to the very top there.
-[Graham] No problem. -[Sam] Easy.
No problem. I've cycled all over Scotland.
I'm ready.
These bikes are gonna do it for us.
Beautiful day. What can go wrong?
I'll leave you for dust. [grunts]
-Race you. -[grunting] Bastard.
Bastard!
Ah! Ha ha!
I'm after you, Heughan.
-I'm after you. -[Sam] See you at the top!
[Graham] Yes, I'm coming!
♪
[grunts]
♪
[both breathing heavily]
We're nearly at the top. It's all right.
Listen, I think we just picked the wrong gear...
-[spits] -...for that-that turn, and...
I mean, we were so close, mate. We were so close.
-Aye, I know. -Come on, mate. Come on.
-It's all right. -Ah, just got to leave it here.
-[grunts] -Oh, God.
It's just, I-I don't think I can go any further.
I think it's the wrong hill.
Oh, p--oh, what?
[exhales deeply]
[Sam] I think we were supposed to be on that one.
[upbeat fiddle music]
[Graham] Sam!
[bicycle bell rings]
[man singing in language]
[traditional Scottish music]
♪
[Graham] Here we are,
in the natural beauty of Scotland.
[Sam] Everywhere you go in Scotland, round every corner,
I think, you know, you-you just can't help
but be struck by the-the beauty here.
And I think we're gonna explore
some really cool places.
-We're climbing up a rock. -Mm-hmm.
We're going up in the air.
And I think we're gonna be on the sea.
We are.
I mean, we're literally seeing it by sea,
by land, and by air.
[Graham] I mean, look how still the water is.
It's like glass.
[Sam] With the mountains in the background there.
Every corner, every turn, you see something new,
something that takes your breath away.
[Graham] There is no shortage of natural beauty of Scotland.
[Sam] I know everyone knows and--
or has heard about the Highlands of Scotland.
But there's--you know,
there is a great deal more to it than-than that.
I mean, we have the Islands, which are--
-have their own identity. -[Graham] Absolutely.
And we're making sure that we're going to visit them.
Gonna go see some of them.
Clans that-that ruled over the--uh, the-the water
and the Highlands and the Islands,
they were so powerful because that was the way to get around.
-It was a... -Yep.
...actually a really quick way to get around Scotland...
-Yeah, yeah, it was. -...was to go by boat.
Yeah, the logical way to get around, absolutely.
♪
[Graham] But since our trusty camper van can't swim,
we'll be taking her out on a ferry across the Minch.
It's the channel between the mainland
and the Western Isles.
-Ah, the romantic car park. -[Sam] Ah...
Look. Lovely.
[foghorn blows]
[birds squawking]
[Sam] Look at these midges.
[spits] Ah.
They're dive-bombing me.
[both chuckle]
-Oh, yes, that'll work. -Bwah!
-Yeah, yeah, fist, fist. -Fuck you.
[Graham] Fist the midge. That's it.
There's one on your balls!
[both laugh]
[upbeat music]
[foghorn blows]
[Sam] One of my favorite things
about traveling around Scotland is going on a ferry.
[Graham] Yeah, you love ferries, don't you?
-Why do you love them so much? -[Sam] I love it--I do, I do.
I don't know; there's something magical,
really romantic about getting on a ferry
and going to one of these islands and--
[Graham] Where are we going?
[Sam] Well, we're crossing from the mainland
over to Lewis across the Minch.
[Graham] Oh, yes, good.
[Sam] And, actually, interestingly,
there's-there's so many stories
about the creation of Scotland.
I mean, you look out at, like,
the mountains and-and the sea in between,
and all these little islands are dotted about.
And these stories are-are shared
not only in sort of Scottish culture,
but in-in Irish, and even Norse.
-Mm-hmm. -And there's one--
a great one about the-the old hag
that created Scotland.
It's not a very nice name for her, is it?
-What? -Yeah, an old hag.
She was called the what? The cailleach?
-Cailleach in Gaelic. -The cailleach.
Cailleach, yeah. She's this--
I don't know why they decided to call her a hag.
-Seems a bit mean. -Seems rather unfair.
But she apparently would travel
across Scotland with her wicker basket.
And she would drop these rocks out of her basket,
and these became mountains and islands.
[Graham] So she wasn't a giantess or anything.
-[Sam] She was a giant. -[Graham] She was a--
-oh, she was. -[Sam] A giant hag.
-[Graham] She was a giant hag.
[Sam] Yeah.
And the old hag,
she-she would apparently rule over winter,
and then there would be a-another hag.
[Graham] A smaller hag or still...?
[Sam] A sort of summery hag,
-and she'd look after summer. -[Graham] Right.
[Sam] They were a bit harsh in those days, weren't they,
calling everyone hags?
So these are some of the smaller stones
that the hag threw out of her wicker basket,
the ones over there?
-[Sam] I-I imagine. -[Graham] Okay.
[Sam] I mean, I wouldn't obsess about it.
So they were different size...?
I mean, it wasn't a literal hag.
No, I'm taking this very seriously.
So-so she had really, really large stones
and then, like, little kind of pebbly ones
that she'd just sort of throw--
-threw out at the end? -Yeah.
This is the most extraordinary...
-I'm so glad you told me this. -I wonder who made this up.
Yeah, I mean, there are a great number of stories,
and you can see why.
It's such a sort of inspiring,
-kind of romantic landscape. -Oh, no, it...
[Sam] One of the most famous myths or legends of Scotland,
the Loch Ness Monster, is a kelpie.
-It's not a kelpie, though. -Well, I believe it is,
because kelpies are-they're...
they're a water horse.
Some--like, there's a mythical creature.
And the Loch Ness Monster, I think,
has a lot of different forms.
[upbeat fiddle music]
[Sam] I think we need to go to Loch Ness
and see if we can find the monster.
[Graham] You are the Loch Ness Monster.
♪
[Sam] Here we are, the Great Glen.
[Graham] Loch Ness.
It's such an iconic landscape here.
Yeah, and, you know, it was caused by this glacier
moving and cutting this huge sort of scar
across the center of Scotland.
-And here it is, Loch Ness. -Wow.
[Sam] It's this really deep, really long loch.
What a view. Do you think we'll see Nessie?
[Graham] Wouldn't that be amazing?
-[both laugh] -[Graham] Wow.
I know it's good just to stand, just quietly,
and take it all in
without being disturbed by anybody or...
[Sam] It's so peaceful.
[singing indistinctly]
Is that...?
Oh, no.
[continues singing]
Gary.
Aye.
[Sam] Ah, well, it looks like there's something
even more menacing than Nessie out there:
Outlander's very own Colum MacKenzie.
Now that I have all three of you weasels
gathered together,
who would like to explain Fort William?
[Gary] In you get, you pair of reprobates.
-[Sam chuckles] -Let's go.
[mellow music]
[Graham] You know, we couldn't have picked
a more beautiful setting for anOutlander family reunion.
-Stroke! -[Sam] I like that.
-[Graham] Stroke! -[Sam laughing] Stroke who?
-[laughter] -[Graham] Stroke.
[Gary] Thanks for bringing me out here.
-[Sam] Thanks. -[Gary] Yeah, definitely.
[Sam] We're in the center of Loch Ness.
-[Gary] Yeah. -[Sam] It's an incredible loch.
And it's amazing, when you get out to a spot like this,
you know, or top of a mountain or in the middle of Loch Ness
with a madman with a rowboat,
you really feel connected to the land, you know?
And it's amazing to see this landscape.
[Graham] This land tells a story
of its people, doesn't it?
Well, that's-that's a good point, Graham,
because, uh, one of the key things you understand
is, like...
for the Gaels, their relationship to the land,
wasn't that they owned the land.
It was like the land owned them.
They-they lived in the land.
So the whole idea of ownership
is something altogether different.
-[Graham] Mm, yeah. -[Gary] So aye.
[Sam] Thank you for bringing us out this far, Gary.
[Gary] Should we go?
[Graham] As fast as you can, that would be really helpful.
-[laughs] -I'm getting used to this,
ferrying you around.
-[Gary] There you go. -[Graham] Very good.
-Row, boys. -[Sam] Row.
See, we capture that relationship
with the land, with the water, aye?
[Sam] I hope we get back in time for dinner.
[upbeat fiddle music]
♪
What words come to mind when I say
"natural beauty of Scotland"?
Someone that doesn't use many products.
-Ah. Interesting. -Yeah.
So if Scotland was a person...
[Sam] Yes.
...Scotland would be very natural.
[Sam] A little wild.
-[Graham] A little wild. -[Sam] A little unkempt.
Maybe the hair would be long.
The hair would certainly be long--in-in a lot of places.
Quite... quite, uh, rugged features.
A passionate expression.
Mm, a little bit wet around the edges.
♪
I-I was actually visualizing a... a face there.
You embody Scotland.
Rugged featured and coarse.
And wet around the edges.
-Got to drop that. -[both] Yeah.
♪
Are we ready to rock?
Are you ready?
For we, who are about to rock!
Are you ready?
Ah! Ah!
-[Graham humming rock music] -Yeah.
-[continues humming] -Are you ready?
♪ Oh, yeah, Satan, Satan, Satan ♪
[Sam growling rhythmically]
[both chuckle]
[upbeat music]
♪
[Sam] It's beautiful, isn't it?
Look, there's a ship. I mean, there's a boat.
Ah, now, what's the difference between a ship and a boat?
Oh, I don't know.
What is the difference between a ship and a boat?
[chuckles] A ship has a boat on it.
I just told you that.
You didn't tell me on camera. It doesn't count.
Yeah, all right.
[Graham] So that's a boat.
[Sam] That... [chuckles] That is a boat.
And we are on a ship.
[Graham] And we're on our way to...
[Sam] The Isle of Skye.
And there are over 900 islands.
-What? -Yes.
No.
Gigha, Arran, uh,
Barra, Harris, Lewis,
South and North Uist, Benbecula.
Are you gonna just name them all?
-Try and name a few. -Okay.
See if you can name ones that I haven't named.
Okay, I'm gonna go for Skye, Lewis, Harris.
-Named all of those. -Um, Staffa, Iona, Rona.
-St. Kilda. -St. Kilda...
Dogger.
[Graham] That's not an island.
-Not even close. -Eigg.
Aren't these great names?
I used to spend a lot of time on the Isle of Eigg,
which is incredible.
It has-it has one road on the Isle of Eigg.
That's it, one road that goes from-from...
I literally learn something about you every day.
-Yeah. -"Eigg."
It's not something that would drag the tourists in, is it?
-No. -Well, it's Gaelic.
-It's Gaelic. -For...
Egg.
-No. -There's also Muck.
Again, not a great name.
You've definitely drawn the short straw
on the island naming if you live on Muck.
-Yeah. -You know. "Where do you live?"
-"I live on the Isle of Gigha." -Ah.
-"What about you?" -"Oh, the Isle of Muck."
-[laughing] -Just up the road from...
fro-from Earwax.
-From Ear--yes! -Aye.
-Bodily fluids. -Aye, beautiful.
Earwax is a very under-visited island.
I know.
-There's only one inhabitant. -[laughs]
And he can't hear much.
Look, it's beautiful!
[upbeat fiddle music]
♪
[Graham] Ah, the Isle of Skye.
You have to take it slowly going through Scotland
because there are so many places to stop and enjoy.
It's absolutely beautiful.
I love going through at sort of the pace of a bicycle.
[Sam] You're in luck,
'cause we actually are gonna go cycle.
We're gonna be cycling on the Quiraing.
[Graham] Why is it called the Quiraing, by the way?
[Sam] I don't know.
[Graham] Why am I even asking you?
-[Sam] Yeah. -[Graham] You don't know.
It's a wonderful destination.
I'm glad I'm visiting it with you, Sam.
-[bicycle gears whirring] -[Sam] Oh, God.
Oh, God, that's cars.
Uh...
[sighs]
Wow.
That is totally...
-[Sam] Huh. -...totally amazing view.
-Look at that. -[Sam] Worth it, huh?
[Graham] Look at that. Wow, the Quiraing.
-Mm. -I'm really glad
you suggested we come up here, actually.
It's beautiful.
I've always thought that cycling in Scotland
is like a metaphor for life.
You know, you get your uphills and your downhills.
-You know, there are-- -[Sam] And the bit in between.
And the bit in between.
[Sam] Over there's the Old Man of Storr
just behind that outcrop.
[Graham] Ah! I've climbed that.
Don't say anything about "old man."
Ah, now, this is a question for you.
Why is it called the Old Man of Storr?
-You don't know. -No.
Ah, I figured.
[Sam] A lot of films are shot here, actually.
[Graham] Have they really? Which ones?
-[Sam] Aliens. -[Graham] Aliens?
[Sam] Transformers.
Guardian Knights, transform.
Dragon is yours to command.
[both] And now Men in Kilts.
[Graham] Yeah, there's a lot of similarity
between Aliens, Transformers, and Men in Kilts,actually.
-Mm! -Now, I was hoping
to go somewhere that we could warm up a bit,
because it's, you know, it's...
it's great when you're going up the hill,
but when you stop, it's a bit... [shivers]
-You feeling a bit chilly? -Yeah, a wee bit.
I can see you're a little chilly.
[Graham] Please.
-The nipples are... -Stop.
I've got just the spot for us.
Somewhere warm?
Warm, um...
Think spa. Think...
[Graham] Oh, we're going to a spa?
Volcanic pools, heaters.
Do they have them here?
No, but somewhere similar.
Come on.
[light music]
[Sam] We are gonna go see the Fairy Pools at Skye.
[Graham] I'm looking forward to that.
Wild swimming is important in Scotland.
♪
-[Graham shivers] -[Sam] This isn't hot.
No, it's, uh, it's freezing.
It's mountain water from Scotland.
Ah! Midges!
Ah! Ah!
Wait. It's gonna be worth it.
Ah! Midges!
[growls] Come on, my friend.
[upbeat music]
Ah! Ah!
Oh, my God!
F... freezing!
♪
Ah! Ah!
-Oh! -[Graham laughs]
-[both shout] -Oh, my God!
Ah! [shivering]
[shouting indistinctly]
Oh, my... oh, my...
♪
Holy...
Oh, my God! [laughs]
[shivering angrily]
[grunts]
[upbeat music]
♪
[Graham] Where to next, Dad?
-[Sam chuckles] -Where shall we go?
[Sam] We shall be taking a seaplane.
Oh, yeah.
-Great. I love those. -[Sam] Yes.
-Have you ever been in one? -[Sam] I-I have.
I've been in this very seaplane, actually.
Ah, and we'll be going across Loch Lomond
and seeing Ben Lomond.
Another part of Scotland is the mountains, you know?
[Graham] You love climbing them.
[Sam] I love climbing them.
Ben Lomond was one of the first... Munros that I climbed.
-Really? -[Sam] Unsuccessfully.
-Unsuccessfully? -[Sam] Yes.
-I fell down half of it. -[laughs]
♪
[dramatic music]
♪
[pilot] Oh, guys, nearly ready to go.
Slightly different feel to it, the takeoff.
But we've got a little bit of wave action.
So it's a bit like running over a cobbled street,
you know, like Edinburgh or someplace, you know.
We're approaching warp speed.
The takeoff's gonna be a little jittery.
-[Sam] Oh, yes. -[imitates plane shaking]
It's shaking. Oh.
It would be really quite difficult
to pour a glass of whisky right now, wouldn't it?
[Graham] Hold on to your kilts.
[bright music]
♪
Where are we going now?
We are going to fly by Ben Lomond...
-[Graham] Ah. -...which is a Munro.
-Ah. -Yes.
Munros are mountains
that are all over 3,000 feet,
and there's about-- just under 300 of them.
There's 280-something of them.
H-how many have you climbed?
How many have I climbed? I think I've climbed about...
-25, 27, I think. -That's pretty good.
[Sam] I've been-- also been up Ben Lomond.
[Graham] Oh, you have climbed it?
[Sam] I have; I climbed it in wintry conditions.
You literally can't see anything.
You just have to be very careful
because there are sheer drops,
especially on... on Ben Lomond.
-It is... -Wow.
...on one side of it, quite steep.
[upbeat music]
You are clear to land.
That is, uh, Men in Kilt Airways.
[grunts]
That'll be the landing.
[Sam] We made it.
Ah, yes.
♪
[Graham] So I'm just gonna try and imagine
I've never been to Scotland before.
Yes, you've arrived, and I've picked you up
in this beautifully decorated camper van
that smells like the inside of a whisky barrel.
[in American Southern accent] I'm gonna say that, uh,
I'm from... from the Deep South of America.
Oh, that's an American accent. Right, okay.
And I've arrived here in-in Scote-land,
and, uh, we're driving to wherever you're taking me.
Aye, that's right.
'Scuse-'scuh-'scuse-'scuse-- excuse me.
Just, uh, just wait.
Uh, is that English you're talking there?
Aye, that's right, that it is. It's a little bit of English.
[in American accent] Nah, you're sounding real weird.
Is this normal, by the way, the rain?
It was sunshine about ten feet back.
[Sam] Aye, there are four seasons in every day.
Four seasons in every day.
[Graham] And now I'm in some kind of a monsoon.
♪
[Graham speaking normally] And now we segue very artfully
to mime work.
-[Sam] Ooh. Oh, I like it. -Um, abseiling.
Actually, I was pulling myself up.
-That's not abseiling. -Oh, you did...
Did you study mime?
Like that.
I would do some right now, but I am driving.
How do you feel about abseiling?
[Graham] Just to be clear,
you're talking about me going backwards off the side of a cliff,
attached to tiny ropes?
You do remember that I'm terrified of heights, don't you Sam?
It was the whole premise of the show, it was.
[Graham] Yes, yes.
Yeah, it was gonna be named, you know,
Ways of Winding up Graham.
I think, "Oh, yes, death is just around the corner,
quite literally."
[epic music]
♪
[wind howling]
[dramatic music]
♪
[Sam] Fantastic location.
[Graham] It is a beautiful location,
beautiful, beautiful heather.
I-listen, I just need to tell you,
I mean, this whole abseiling thing...
-Yeah. -Um...
I am genuinely quite, uh, nervous about this.
You scared of heights?
-[Graham] Yeah, you know I am. -[Sam] Yeah.
We're gonna meet this fantastic person from Skye Adventures.
-We're on... -Does he know what he's doing?
I hope so because this cliff looks pretty high.
-[Sam] Matt. -Aye. How's it going?
-[Sam] How you doing? -[Graham] Matt.
-How're you doing, guys? -[Graham] What a pleasure, yes.
[Sam] Where are we?
Uh, so we're on Kilt Rock right now.
-Kilt... Kilt Rock? -Yes.
And I think it's called that because it resembles
the pleats of a kilt.
There are a great many places you can do this all over Skye.
-Am I right? -Ah, yeah.
So we got lots of sea cliffs.
We got lots of cliffs in the mountains.
Yeah, have you ever abseiled in a kilt?
Ah, I haven't.
Um, I think it'd be quite a painful experience.
[Sam] Yes. How high up are we?
[Graham] Good question.
[Matt] So we're about 100 meters above the sea here.
[Sam] 100 meters?
Yes. How you feeling about that, Graham?
Listen, I just do need to say...
um, I probably haven't confessed this to you, Matt...
that I uh, do have a fear of heights.
-Okay. -Yes, I do.
So I'm not joking.
Um, I do have--
it's when people smile when you say that, you go... [chuckles]
-Yes. -"Right, yeah,
I have a fear of heights." "Oh, good."
Yeah, well, I'm looking forward to it because,
man, I did know he's afraid of heights,
so I thought this is the ideal way to get over your fear.
Um, I see you have it all set up for us.
-Let's go for it. -Yeah.
-Should we get ready? -Yeah.
[Matt] Okay, um, step into these harnesses.
[Sam] This is a bit like you wearing your...
Don't say...whatever you were about to say, don't say it.
[Sam] It's quite fetching, isn't it?
[Matt] So we just want to pull that nice and tight
so you definitely don't fall out of it.
-[Graham] Some kind of... -[Sam] Do I just pull these?
-Ah, no, don't! -Oh.
-Keep him away from me. -[Sam] No, I'm just gonna--
Like, keep him away from me. Keep away from me!
-Keep away. -Are you trying to stall?
-Oh, stop. -Are you trying to not do this?
Would you just stop?
Right. What do we need to know, Matt?
Okay, so abseiling,
so it's just descending a cliff.
Um, so all you need to do...
Just descending a cliff.
...one, is to walk backwards.
And the second one is to hold on to the rope at all times.
Please remember to hold on to the rope.
I do need you for the rest of the show.
Will it involve me having to look at his ass if I go first?
[Matt chuckles] No, only if you want to.
-I really don't. -Shh.
Just concentrate on the rope.
I've seen Outlander,
and I don't need to see any more of it.
[playful music]
Okay, so um, I'm walking now.
[Matt] Graham, so if you just, uh, step over there...
-[Sam] Any famous last words? -[Graham] Shut up.
-"Shut up"? Is that gonna be... -Yes.
Is that gonna be your famous last words?
That's gonna be on my tomb: "Shut up."
- [Sam] At your funeral... -"Heughan, shut up."
I'll be like, "Oh, well, the last thing he said to me"--
I'm rewriting my will so that you will not be allowed
to even attend anything to do with my funeral.
I'm gonna be, um, the first person to speak.
I'm gonna do a nice eulogy for you.
-Just stop talking. -[Sam] Okay.
You want to come over this way?
-You okay? -No, I'm not okay.
-But thanks for asking. -Be really careful now.
The cliff edge is just there.
[Graham] I'd really rather
you didn't come anywhere near me, actually, Sam.
-Careful! -Aah!
Oh, you gotta be careful, mate.
That's just-- it's really close.
-Wow. -Okay.
So, uh, we're just gonna attach you to the rope.
[Sam] Please get a closeup of this.
[Matt] So I'm just gonna feed the rope through...
near the gusset there.
-[Sam] Matron. -[Matt chuckles]
-And I'm gonna... -Oh, I think I know
-how to do this, Matt. -Yeah.
-Don't. No, no, no! -No, I think I do.
-Oh, no, no, no. Oh, no. -I do.
-Stop it. -[Sam] I can get it.
[chuckling] No, I don't want you to do it.
-Okay. -I don't want you to do it.
It's a really good knot.
-Trust me. -No.
I-I don't trust you.
I don't trust you. Please carry on.
[Sam] That doesn't look quite right.
Round the bottom there.
[indistinct chatter]
I really hate him.
[Matt] Come on there, mate.
[Sam] Oh, it is high, isn't it?
[Graham] Okay, you really will have to help me, here...
-[Matt] Yeah. -[Graham] ...'cause I am--
I am genuinely a bit frightened.
[Matt] That's good.
So all we need you to do is take a couple steps
back towards the, uh, the precipice.
So just... just take me through it, Matt.
What am I doing?
[Matt] So what were the two things that you had to do?
Yeah, hold on to the rope and... and walk backwards.
-I know that. -Okay.
So that's genuinely it.
Hey, I'm very impressed. You're doing very well.
So don't forget to keep breathing.
Okay, and you're just gonna walk backwards now.
-[Sam chuckles] -[Graham] Yeah.
So we just... just concentrate on moving your feet.
[Sam] Right. One step at a time, my friend.
This is good.
So just keep moving your feet.
-[Graham gasps] -All right.
-[Graham] Right. -Now we're good.
-That's it, buddy. -[Matt] Okay.
Yeah?
[Matt] So then you're just gonna keep walking backwards.
[dramatic music]
There you go.
Main aim is to keep your feet moving.
Keep moving that foot back as well.
-Yeah. [shuddering] -[Matt] That's it.
-And you've got it. -Oh, God. Oh, God.
Oh, God.
So if you just feed that rope, the back rope.
[Graham] I can't-I'm not-- I don't know what's happening.
[Matt] Just keep those legs nice and straight.
Just stand up.
There you go.
♪
[Graham] Okay. Oh, jeez.
[Matt] Just, yeah, over this side a wee bit.
[Sam] That's it. Going over the edge, dude.
-You're doing really well. -Just...please.
How's the view?
I really need you to stop talking, Sam.
-I'm serious, okay? -[Matt] That's great.
[Sam] You're doing really well, buddy.
Good man. Well done.
[Graham sniffs]
Oh, God.
-Oh, God. -[Matt] All right.
Keep your legs nice and straight.
[Graham] Oh, God. Jesus Christ.
Ah. Oh.
Jesus.
Fuck.
-Jesus. -[Sam] Lovely.
Oh, fuck.
Oh.
[laughing] I actually feel a bit bad.
♪
[Matt] Great stuff.
[Sam] Good stuff, mate.
♪
[Graham] So you've... Have you got me?
[Matt] Yeah.
Okay, just want to stand up on the ledge there.
-That was so terrifying. -[Sam clapping]
That was so fucking frightening.
Well done, buddy.
I am--that was so fucking frightening.
-[Sam] Nice one. Well done. -Jesus Christ.
I actually feel really bad.
[Graham] Holy shit.
What the fuck?
[Sam chuckles] Come on, bud.
[chuckles] That's it.
You're doing really well.
Almost there. Come on.
-[grunts] -[Matt] Have you got it?
-[Sam] Well done. -[Matt] Yep.
-You got it? -[Graham] Yeah.
-[crew cheers and applauds] -Well done, mate.
Well done.
-[cheers and applause continue] -[Sam chuckles]
[Graham] I am...
Never again.
[Sam laughing]
That is probably one of the most frightening things
I've ever done in my life.
I-it looked pretty scary.
-I actually felt quite bad... -[panting] Oh, fuck.
...that uh, we made you do that.
So, uh...
Well, we'll go back, then, shall we?
I'm gonna... No, I want to see you do it now.
-No, we don't have time. -Oh, shut up.
-[Matt chuckles] -[Graham exhales deeply]
I'm... I'm a little embarrassed.
I wouldn't be embarrassed. That was impressive for...
-[Matt] That was great. -[Sam] ...someone that is
so strong and brave.
No, no, I'm terrified of doing that stuff.
Yeah, you did really well. I'm-I'm really impressed.
-Thank you. -Um...
we'll do the-the bigger one tomorrow.
[chuckles]
Ah, lovely day for a... a descent.
So annoying how chirpy you are.
Look at you. Look.
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, holy...
Ah!
Pretty high up.
-[Sam] Wow. -[Matt] Nice work.
Yeah, it's lovely.
[Matt] Good.
[Graham] I had a flicker of fear across your face there.
[Sam] We should've brought a drink with us, mate.
It actually looks amazing from here,
-seeing you down there. -[Sam] Yeah.
It's an-an incredible view.
You can see right across the coast.
[Graham] Do you know what I had a view of?
The rock right in front of me.
[laughter]
[Graham] Well done, Sam.
-[Matt] That's it. -[Sam] Thank you, mate.
Well done.
Yeah.
♪
-[Sam] Oh, God! -[Graham] Oh!
[laughing]
Oh, mate, well done.
-Well done yourself. Well done. -Ah.
[light music]
♪
[Graham] Wow. I'm, uh...
I'm still just coming down from that
really quite challenging experience.
You're buzzed, aren't you?
Yeah, I'm just very, very grateful to be alive.
Yeah.
I'm grateful y-you're alive as well...
-Thanks. -...because to be honest, mate,
you know, it's been amazing
sharing all these experiences with you.
We've seen a lot of Scotland, and it really is...
-And--and we... -Just remarkable.
We froze in, uh, those pools...
That's--we got...
While we were eaten alive by midges.
Yeah, the combined midge, uh, freezing-cold water, yeah.
But it was very beautiful.
So come to Scotland. It's beautiful.
-It is. No, it is. -[chuckles]
-And look, look. -Yeah.
-[Graham] Look at that. -[Sam] Mm.
This is a great place to share a dram.
Oh, you brought-- you brought a flask?
-Yeah. -Oh, mate.
Well, I only brought one,
'cause I thought you wouldn't survive,
so I thought I was just gonna have this on my own, but...
cheers to you surviving.
Well, thank you, and I'm...
I'm glad I shared it with you, truly.
Yeah, just leave me some, will you?
Cheers.
[soft music]
♪
[Sam] Uh, I, too, have been naked onstage,
and, in fact, my first job onstage,
I remember o-opening night,
in the front row were a lot of critics...
-Oh. -...and my mum.
Yeah, it's always a bad moment, isn't it?
[Sam] Yeah.
She must've been so proud.
[Graham] I did it onstage.
Um, the director had the idea.
He said, um,
"I was thinking of you being nude in this scene, Graham.
-How do you feel about that?" -[Sam] Mm.
And I was so into it and everything.
My mum and dad, they always came to see everything.
My mum dragged my dad to everything.
I'd warned them that I was gonna be nude.
Yeah.
And after the play,
my dad just looked at me and went...
..."There was no need for that, Graham."
-[Sam chuckles] -[Graham] "No need for that."
"There's-there's no need for that.
We'll never talk about it again."