1 00:00:03,046 --> 00:00:05,309 You know what I miss? Phone booths. 2 00:00:05,353 --> 00:00:07,398 Oh. Sing it, sister. 3 00:00:07,442 --> 00:00:09,362 When I was homeless, if you scored a phone booth, 4 00:00:09,400 --> 00:00:10,725 you were living the life. 5 00:00:10,749 --> 00:00:12,751 A door, a light, a shelf. 6 00:00:12,795 --> 00:00:14,579 It was the original tiny house. 7 00:00:16,103 --> 00:00:18,061 Okay, not that funny. What's up with you? 8 00:00:18,105 --> 00:00:20,629 Oh, sorry. I just came back from a hip-hop dance class. 9 00:00:20,672 --> 00:00:22,544 I've got endorphins coming out my eyeballs. 10 00:00:22,587 --> 00:00:24,024 Ooh, where are you taking it? 11 00:00:24,067 --> 00:00:25,131 At that place called Hippity-Hoppity. 12 00:00:25,155 --> 00:00:26,330 Dance Till You Droppity. 13 00:00:26,374 --> 00:00:28,376 I want to take class therejust for the name. 14 00:00:28,419 --> 00:00:30,397 Funny, that name makes me want to cut my own feet off 15 00:00:30,421 --> 00:00:32,206 and never dance again. 16 00:00:32,249 --> 00:00:34,991 I'm going back tomorrow. Why don't you come with me? 17 00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:36,862 A-five, six, seven, yes! 18 00:00:36,906 --> 00:00:38,777 It's okay to containsome of your excitement. 19 00:00:38,821 --> 00:00:40,344 I am! 20 00:00:42,259 --> 00:00:43,739 Oh, look, there's Tammy. 21 00:00:43,782 --> 00:00:46,350 And she seems to be driving a Home Depot. 22 00:00:46,394 --> 00:00:48,787 Mixed emotions: Embarrassed by Tammy, 23 00:00:48,831 --> 00:00:50,311 proud you know what a Home Depot is. 24 00:00:50,354 --> 00:00:52,008 Oh. When I was drinking, 25 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:54,315 I used to go to lots of places by mistake. 26 00:00:54,358 --> 00:00:57,361 It's the only reason I have a Costco membership. 27 00:00:59,363 --> 00:01:01,278 Hey, guys, I'm havinga little trouble parking. 28 00:01:01,322 --> 00:01:03,063 Can't imagine why. 29 00:01:05,282 --> 00:01:07,154 See, now, if we had a phone booth, 30 00:01:07,197 --> 00:01:09,721 we could jump inside and pretend we don't know her. 31 00:01:15,249 --> 00:01:17,468 What ya gotgoing on there? 32 00:01:17,512 --> 00:01:19,688 Oh, I need to hold on to the lumber when I make a turn, 33 00:01:19,731 --> 00:01:21,124 and I got a splinter. 34 00:01:21,168 --> 00:01:23,083 I'm gonna start wearing gloves when I drive. 35 00:01:23,126 --> 00:01:24,693 That's your solution? 36 00:01:24,736 --> 00:01:28,000 Yeah, mittens would make it too hard to change the radio. 37 00:01:28,044 --> 00:01:31,047 Or perhaps the time has come to buy a truck. 38 00:01:31,091 --> 00:01:32,657 Oh, she can't afforda truck. 39 00:01:32,701 --> 00:01:34,833 Whoa. Bonnie just said what the voice in my head said 40 00:01:34,877 --> 00:01:36,618 at the exact same time. 41 00:01:36,661 --> 00:01:38,141 That means my voiceis in your head. 42 00:01:38,185 --> 00:01:41,101 That's a good thing. That saves lives. 43 00:01:41,144 --> 00:01:43,146 I bet you can afford it. You're very cheap... 44 00:01:43,190 --> 00:01:44,495 I-I mean frugal. 45 00:01:45,540 --> 00:01:47,063 I'm not sure I'm ready. 46 00:01:47,107 --> 00:01:49,109 I miss my red socks. 47 00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:51,546 Are you okay? 48 00:01:51,589 --> 00:01:53,089 Is she having a stroke? Do you smell toast? 49 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:54,810 Wait, I smell toast. Am I having a stroke? 50 00:01:54,853 --> 00:01:57,291 No, we're in a diner. Carry on. 51 00:01:58,335 --> 00:02:00,294 She steals my red socks 52 00:02:00,337 --> 00:02:03,166 and puts them on the ends of 2x4s. 53 00:02:03,210 --> 00:02:05,168 So people can see them sticking out of the car. 54 00:02:05,212 --> 00:02:08,040 If you don't say the whole thing, I just sound crazy. 55 00:02:09,259 --> 00:02:10,932 You know, well, I think you should go for it. 56 00:02:10,956 --> 00:02:12,349 Your businessis doing so well. 57 00:02:12,393 --> 00:02:14,482 Yeah, but I don't want to be that cliché of a girl 58 00:02:14,525 --> 00:02:16,962 who makes a little money and then blows it all on a truck. 59 00:02:17,006 --> 00:02:19,139 Tale as old as time. 60 00:02:19,182 --> 00:02:21,053 No harm ever came from waiting. 61 00:02:21,097 --> 00:02:22,620 Oh, I disagree. 62 00:02:22,664 --> 00:02:24,076 I waited two years for Andy to be ready to get married, 63 00:02:24,100 --> 00:02:25,362 and then he dumped me. 64 00:02:25,406 --> 00:02:27,190 Sure, I'm back out there dating again, 65 00:02:27,234 --> 00:02:29,801 but Andy was a big ole waste of my dwindling ovary time. 66 00:02:29,845 --> 00:02:31,673 Get the damn truck before your dreams die. 67 00:02:33,240 --> 00:02:35,851 Sounds like you're still holding on to some anger there. 68 00:02:35,894 --> 00:02:38,027 Why do you think I'm going to dance class every day? 69 00:02:38,070 --> 00:02:39,855 I'm working it out to Dua Lipa. 70 00:02:39,898 --> 00:02:42,423 I don't know what that is, but I can't wait. 71 00:02:44,120 --> 00:02:45,208 Uh, Tam, 72 00:02:45,252 --> 00:02:46,403 some guy's walking down the street 73 00:02:46,427 --> 00:02:47,882 with two pieces of wood wearing socks. 74 00:02:47,906 --> 00:02:49,038 Uh, were they red? Mm. 75 00:02:49,081 --> 00:02:50,387 Oh, that cannot be a coincidence. 76 00:03:12,757 --> 00:03:14,368 Oh, I'm in love! 77 00:03:14,411 --> 00:03:17,022 The club cab and the half-ton bed, 78 00:03:17,066 --> 00:03:18,415 and it's the perfect color. 79 00:03:18,459 --> 00:03:20,243 Or is red slutty? 80 00:03:20,287 --> 00:03:21,307 On skirts, boots and bras, yes. 81 00:03:21,331 --> 00:03:23,377 On trucks, not so much. 82 00:03:23,420 --> 00:03:25,596 Waiting for him to come back with an answer 83 00:03:25,640 --> 00:03:27,859 is worse than waiting for the jury at my trial. 84 00:03:27,903 --> 00:03:29,992 I just want to buy it and hit a drive-through 85 00:03:30,035 --> 00:03:31,602 as a first-time truck owner! 86 00:03:31,646 --> 00:03:33,082 I love your enthusiasm. 87 00:03:33,125 --> 00:03:34,083 Now shove it down. 88 00:03:34,126 --> 00:03:35,998 Shoving. 89 00:03:36,041 --> 00:03:37,608 Talked to my sales manager. 90 00:03:37,652 --> 00:03:40,394 The price I quoted you is as lowas he'll let me go. 91 00:03:40,437 --> 00:03:41,786 Okey doke, where do I sign? 92 00:03:41,830 --> 00:03:43,266 Uh, hold on a minute there, champ. 93 00:03:43,310 --> 00:03:45,007 Vincent, is it? Yeah. 94 00:03:45,050 --> 00:03:47,410 I checked Blue Book, and if you want to ask 20% over market, 95 00:03:47,444 --> 00:03:49,185 that's fine. You deserve a living. 96 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:50,404 But right now you're at 30%. 97 00:03:50,447 --> 00:03:52,536 So bring it down 2K or we walk. 98 00:03:52,580 --> 00:03:55,974 I would love to, but my hands are tied. 99 00:03:56,018 --> 00:03:57,280 His hands are tied, Bon. 100 00:03:57,324 --> 00:03:59,282 I'm not hearing what I want to hear, Vinny. 101 00:03:59,326 --> 00:04:00,694 And the Dodge dealership down the street 102 00:04:00,718 --> 00:04:02,720 has one of those blow-up guys. 103 00:04:03,982 --> 00:04:05,027 Come on. 104 00:04:05,070 --> 00:04:06,463 It's time to go.Oh. 105 00:04:06,507 --> 00:04:09,292 Ugh, now this is exactly like my trial. 106 00:04:09,336 --> 00:04:11,139 All right, the best I can do without getting fired 107 00:04:11,163 --> 00:04:13,122 is to come down $1,500. 108 00:04:13,165 --> 00:04:15,342 I don't know. The red is a little slutty. 109 00:04:15,385 --> 00:04:17,257 $1,800.Throw in floor matsand we got a deal. 110 00:04:17,300 --> 00:04:18,301 Deal. TAMMY: Oh. 111 00:04:18,345 --> 00:04:21,435 That was a roller coaster! 112 00:04:21,478 --> 00:04:22,436 All right, 113 00:04:22,479 --> 00:04:23,654 let's talk financing. 114 00:04:23,698 --> 00:04:25,308 This kid is just a handyman, 115 00:04:25,352 --> 00:04:26,720 so she's gonna need some easy terms. 116 00:04:26,744 --> 00:04:28,920 No, no more negotiating. My heart can't take it. 117 00:04:28,964 --> 00:04:31,271 This is why I don't watch Shark Tank. 118 00:04:31,314 --> 00:04:34,274 All right, I got all the money right here. 119 00:04:34,317 --> 00:04:35,318 I'm so excited! 120 00:04:35,362 --> 00:04:37,625 I'm so excited for you! 121 00:04:37,668 --> 00:04:40,758 How the does Tammy have that much money? 122 00:04:43,370 --> 00:04:46,286 Here we go. Five, six, seven, eight! 123 00:05:20,972 --> 00:05:23,105 What are you doing? 124 00:05:23,148 --> 00:05:25,107 Folding our laundry. 125 00:05:25,150 --> 00:05:27,327 I thought I'd help by getting a load from the dryer. 126 00:05:27,370 --> 00:05:29,807 Huh, that's very sweet. And I hesitate to say this 127 00:05:29,851 --> 00:05:31,331 'cause I'd like it to happen again, 128 00:05:31,374 --> 00:05:33,420 but these are not our clothes. 129 00:05:33,463 --> 00:05:36,118 Then how did my undershirts get in here? 130 00:05:36,161 --> 00:05:38,686 Yes, Adam, you're the only man in the world 131 00:05:38,729 --> 00:05:41,297 who wears medium, white Fruit of the Loom T-shirts. 132 00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:42,603 Tammy get the truck? 133 00:05:42,646 --> 00:05:44,039 She did, she did. 134 00:05:44,082 --> 00:05:45,214 Great. Can't waitto see it. 135 00:05:45,257 --> 00:05:46,694 Paid for the whole thing in cash. 136 00:05:46,737 --> 00:05:48,696 Smart move. You're missing the point. 137 00:05:48,739 --> 00:05:51,394 Our friend who just spent seven years in prison for robbery 138 00:05:51,438 --> 00:05:53,396 paid for a truck entirely in cash. 139 00:05:53,440 --> 00:05:55,311 Aren't you wondering where she got it? 140 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:57,269 : No.Yeah. 141 00:05:57,313 --> 00:05:59,030 You also didn't wonder why this was in our laundry, 142 00:05:59,054 --> 00:06:01,143 so you're not a reliable wonderer. 143 00:06:02,231 --> 00:06:03,295 I can't believe you're suggesting 144 00:06:03,319 --> 00:06:04,842 that Tammy stole the money. 145 00:06:04,886 --> 00:06:07,149 Either she's a criminal or she's doing better than I am. 146 00:06:07,192 --> 00:06:09,151 I'm more comfortable with the first one. 147 00:06:09,194 --> 00:06:10,215 Well, I got bad news for you. 148 00:06:10,239 --> 00:06:11,545 She didn't steal it. 149 00:06:11,588 --> 00:06:13,329 She's been working hard. 150 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:15,244 She does an eight-hour day as a handyman, 151 00:06:15,287 --> 00:06:17,725 then works a full shift at the bar. 152 00:06:17,768 --> 00:06:18,943 She's earned it. 153 00:06:18,987 --> 00:06:20,728 Oh. 154 00:06:21,816 --> 00:06:23,948 Are you disappointed? 155 00:06:23,992 --> 00:06:25,428 Of course not. She's my friend. 156 00:06:25,472 --> 00:06:27,256 I'm happy she's doing well. 157 00:06:27,299 --> 00:06:30,172 Well, not happy, but I'm working very hard to tolerate it. 158 00:06:30,215 --> 00:06:31,478 So you're jealous. 159 00:06:31,521 --> 00:06:33,175 I am not! 160 00:06:33,218 --> 00:06:34,350 Old Bonnie got jealous. 161 00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:35,675 New Bonnie is adjusting to the fact 162 00:06:35,699 --> 00:06:37,198 that her friend who just got out of prison 163 00:06:37,222 --> 00:06:39,422 is making more money than either Bonnie could ever make. 164 00:06:40,312 --> 00:06:41,464 Well, I'm glad you're not jealous. 165 00:06:41,488 --> 00:06:42,880 Me, too. 166 00:06:42,924 --> 00:06:45,056 New Bonnie is gonna return this laundry, 167 00:06:45,100 --> 00:06:46,580 including this very cute blouse 168 00:06:46,623 --> 00:06:47,731 that Old Bonnie would've kept 169 00:06:47,755 --> 00:06:49,321 'cause the color makes her eyes pop. 170 00:07:04,075 --> 00:07:06,469 Bad, Old Bonnie. Bad. 171 00:07:10,168 --> 00:07:12,649 Hmm. This ride is surprisingly smooth 172 00:07:12,693 --> 00:07:14,564 for a vehicle made in this country. 173 00:07:14,608 --> 00:07:16,827 Ooh, I'm about to make a turn. Listen to this. 174 00:07:19,090 --> 00:07:20,527 Isn't that click awesome? 175 00:07:20,570 --> 00:07:23,225 It's got a strong beat. You could almost dance to it. 176 00:07:23,268 --> 00:07:25,227 Oh, I bet you could, bless your heart. 177 00:07:26,489 --> 00:07:29,405 Tammy, when you think of how far you've come 178 00:07:29,449 --> 00:07:32,147 in such a short time, it's a miracle. 179 00:07:32,190 --> 00:07:34,323 I mean, sure, I've seen people come into the program 180 00:07:34,366 --> 00:07:38,153 and turn their lives around, but not with the speed you have. 181 00:07:38,196 --> 00:07:39,894 : Ooh. 182 00:07:39,937 --> 00:07:41,635 My tushy is toasty. 183 00:07:41,678 --> 00:07:45,029 Seat warmers. I turned 'em on while you were praising me. 184 00:07:45,073 --> 00:07:47,118 From jail to seat warmers. 185 00:07:47,162 --> 00:07:50,861 Now, there's the speechyou give at local high schools. 186 00:07:50,905 --> 00:07:52,820 Maybe I should get a truck. 187 00:07:53,864 --> 00:07:55,039 Why do you need a truck? 188 00:07:55,083 --> 00:07:56,519 This is America. 189 00:07:56,563 --> 00:07:58,478 You don't have to need things to buy them. 190 00:07:58,521 --> 00:08:00,131 What would you use it for? 191 00:08:00,175 --> 00:08:01,829 Well, truck detectives, 192 00:08:01,872 --> 00:08:03,439 I am a building manager. 193 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:06,007 I have oversized things in my life that need to be hauled. 194 00:08:06,050 --> 00:08:07,922 If I wanted a truck, I could get one. 195 00:08:07,965 --> 00:08:09,837 Not in all cash. Adam would have to help 196 00:08:09,880 --> 00:08:12,840 and we'd have to cancel Hulu and stop buying name-brand soup. 197 00:08:12,883 --> 00:08:15,190 Can we please just change the subject? 198 00:08:15,233 --> 00:08:17,073 Sure thing. Hey, check out my new sound system. 199 00:08:17,105 --> 00:08:18,996 If I turn the bass all the way up, 200 00:08:19,020 --> 00:08:21,065 it feels like you're getting a foot massage. 201 00:08:23,285 --> 00:08:24,895 Put on a hip-hop station, 202 00:08:24,939 --> 00:08:26,549 you'll see a whole new side of Wendy. 203 00:08:31,511 --> 00:08:33,121 This just in: 204 00:08:33,164 --> 00:08:36,037 I am jealous of Tammy. 205 00:08:36,080 --> 00:08:37,821 Super-duper jealous. 206 00:08:37,865 --> 00:08:39,214 No. Really? 207 00:08:39,257 --> 00:08:40,607 Good news is, 208 00:08:40,650 --> 00:08:42,870 Old Bonnie would've "accidentally" dumped coffee 209 00:08:42,913 --> 00:08:44,436 all over Tammy's warm, buttery seats. 210 00:08:44,480 --> 00:08:47,265 But New Bonnie bit her tongue so hard it bled a little. 211 00:08:47,309 --> 00:08:49,137 Huh? Give it up. 212 00:08:49,180 --> 00:08:50,965 : For what, 213 00:08:51,008 --> 00:08:52,140 acting like a human? 214 00:08:52,183 --> 00:08:53,663 Yeah. Come on. Gimme. 215 00:08:53,707 --> 00:08:56,579 You don't get a parade for just being a decent person. 216 00:08:56,623 --> 00:09:00,888 Then what's the point of being a decent person?! 217 00:09:07,416 --> 00:09:09,244 Where's Tammy? She's supposed to be helping. 218 00:09:09,287 --> 00:09:11,159 She got a phone call about a job. 219 00:09:11,202 --> 00:09:13,291 A job? What job? She got another job? 220 00:09:13,335 --> 00:09:15,946 Yeah. Her first full kitchen. 221 00:09:15,990 --> 00:09:19,080 Cabinets, cupboards, floors, appliances... 222 00:09:19,123 --> 00:09:21,343 Yeah, I know what a kitchen is. 223 00:09:21,386 --> 00:09:24,433 Marjorie, quick and dirty: Where's my cash and prizes? 224 00:09:24,476 --> 00:09:26,609 What? I've been sober longer, 225 00:09:26,653 --> 00:09:29,046 but Tammy's having all the success. What gives? 226 00:09:29,090 --> 00:09:31,875 Well, first of all, staying sober doesn't guarantee 227 00:09:31,919 --> 00:09:33,311 money and success. 228 00:09:33,355 --> 00:09:34,661 Hang that on the door. 229 00:09:34,704 --> 00:09:36,464 It'll be a lot easier to find a seat in here. 230 00:09:36,488 --> 00:09:38,839 You could look at it this way: 231 00:09:38,882 --> 00:09:41,581 Your cash and prizes are being in a healthy marriage 232 00:09:41,624 --> 00:09:43,844 and repairing your relationship with your daughter. 233 00:09:43,887 --> 00:09:47,195 Ugh, I'd rather have actual cash and prizes. 234 00:09:48,239 --> 00:09:49,850 Would you? 235 00:09:49,893 --> 00:09:52,374 I would. 236 00:09:52,417 --> 00:09:55,246 Being around Tammy makes me feel like a loser, 237 00:09:55,290 --> 00:09:57,031 which makes me feel like a bad friend, 238 00:09:57,074 --> 00:09:59,250 which makes me feel like I haven't changed at all, 239 00:09:59,294 --> 00:10:01,122 which makes me feel like a loser. 240 00:10:01,165 --> 00:10:03,254 It's a vicious cycle that could easily end 241 00:10:03,298 --> 00:10:05,300 if Tammy would just stop doing well. 242 00:10:05,343 --> 00:10:06,954 We get into trouble 243 00:10:06,997 --> 00:10:09,347 when we compare ourselves with other people. 244 00:10:09,391 --> 00:10:11,001 "Compare and despair." 245 00:10:11,045 --> 00:10:13,700 Ooh, it rhymed. It must be true. 246 00:10:13,743 --> 00:10:16,485 Why don't you just keep acting 247 00:10:16,528 --> 00:10:18,879 like you're happy for her, and eventually, 248 00:10:18,922 --> 00:10:20,315 your feelings may catch up. 249 00:10:20,358 --> 00:10:22,447 Doesn't rhyme, not doing it. 250 00:10:24,536 --> 00:10:26,582 Hey. I can't wait for dance class. 251 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:29,541 I bought a hat so I can do this. 252 00:10:29,585 --> 00:10:33,110 Oh. I didn't think you'd want to go back. 253 00:10:33,154 --> 00:10:34,808 Why? 'Cause I suck at it? 254 00:10:34,851 --> 00:10:36,437 Well, I wasn't gonna say it like that, but 255 00:10:36,461 --> 00:10:38,768 those are the words. 256 00:10:38,812 --> 00:10:40,596 That doesn't matter. It was fun. 257 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:43,120 Well, how can it be fun if you're not good at it? 258 00:10:43,164 --> 00:10:44,426 It's almost more fun. 259 00:10:44,469 --> 00:10:46,428 Like when a movie's so bad, it's good. 260 00:10:46,471 --> 00:10:49,257 I had Snakes on a Plane level fun in that class. 261 00:10:49,300 --> 00:10:50,562 Oh, that is not how I roll. 262 00:10:50,606 --> 00:10:52,260 If I'm not great at something, I'm out. 263 00:10:52,303 --> 00:10:54,915 One time I took a ceramics class, had a little trouble 264 00:10:54,958 --> 00:10:58,179 in the first few minutes, and faked appendicitis and left. 265 00:10:58,222 --> 00:10:59,746 That's so sad. 266 00:10:59,789 --> 00:11:00,921 I was faking. 267 00:11:02,096 --> 00:11:05,490 I just mean you miss out on a lot of life that way. 268 00:11:06,796 --> 00:11:09,059 Mm. If that was supposed to be a pep talk, 269 00:11:09,103 --> 00:11:11,279 that's something else she sucks at. 270 00:11:12,323 --> 00:11:14,195 I got it. I got the job. 271 00:11:14,238 --> 00:11:15,805 That's wonderful, honey. 272 00:11:15,849 --> 00:11:17,241 Yay! 273 00:11:17,285 --> 00:11:18,373 There's a problem, though. 274 00:11:18,416 --> 00:11:19,940 Finally. 275 00:11:19,983 --> 00:11:22,116 It starts Monday, so I have to finish the job 276 00:11:22,159 --> 00:11:23,508 I'm on in the next two days. 277 00:11:23,552 --> 00:11:24,988 Who knows when I'll sleep again? 278 00:11:25,032 --> 00:11:27,948 Say what you will about cocaine... it was helpful. 279 00:11:27,991 --> 00:11:31,560 Well, sleep deprivation and power tools don't sound 280 00:11:31,603 --> 00:11:32,909 like a good combo. 281 00:11:32,953 --> 00:11:34,824 Maybe there's somebody who could help you. 282 00:11:34,868 --> 00:11:37,740 Ow! I-I sure would like to help you. 283 00:11:37,784 --> 00:11:40,569 Really? Why would I say it if I didn't mean it? 284 00:11:40,612 --> 00:11:43,572 Awesome. I'll pick you up at 6:00 a.m.Keeps getting better! 285 00:11:43,615 --> 00:11:45,593 And you only have to call me "boss" if you want to. 286 00:11:45,617 --> 00:11:46,880 Ah. 287 00:11:46,923 --> 00:11:49,447 I hope you never get any of your red socks back. 288 00:11:54,888 --> 00:11:56,933 This is gonna be some pantry. 289 00:11:56,977 --> 00:11:58,848 I hope one day I make enough money 290 00:11:58,892 --> 00:12:00,763 that my cereal can have its own bedroom. 291 00:12:00,807 --> 00:12:02,983 I'm worried we're running behind. 292 00:12:03,026 --> 00:12:04,985 Did you finish that shelf for the microwave? 293 00:12:05,028 --> 00:12:07,204 I'm working as fast as I can, boss. 294 00:12:07,248 --> 00:12:08,684 Sorry. I'm stressed. It's just that 295 00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:11,208 I'm losing money on this gig. I totally underbid it. 296 00:12:11,252 --> 00:12:13,297 Why would you do that? 297 00:12:13,341 --> 00:12:15,058 Well, my thought was, if I do jobs on the cheap, 298 00:12:15,082 --> 00:12:17,060 and people like my work, they'll recommend me to other people, 299 00:12:17,084 --> 00:12:18,563 and I'll get more jobs. 300 00:12:18,607 --> 00:12:19,913 Where you'll lose more money. 301 00:12:19,956 --> 00:12:22,306 That does seem to be the way it's going, yes. 302 00:12:22,350 --> 00:12:24,569 Well, go tell the client it's gonna cost more money. 303 00:12:24,613 --> 00:12:26,789 I don't want to be that guy. Really? 304 00:12:26,833 --> 00:12:28,530 'Cause I lovebeing that guy. 305 00:12:28,573 --> 00:12:29,966 I'll tell you what. 306 00:12:30,010 --> 00:12:32,012 You finish this, I'll go talk to the client. 307 00:12:32,055 --> 00:12:34,492 Okay, but please be nice. 308 00:12:34,536 --> 00:12:36,059 Ugh. I'm always nice. 309 00:12:36,103 --> 00:12:38,975 No, you're not, which is why I'm saying, "Please be nice." 310 00:12:44,067 --> 00:12:45,547 Look... it's a bowl! 311 00:12:45,590 --> 00:12:49,333 Now it's a plate. 312 00:12:49,377 --> 00:12:51,311 I don't know how I let you talk me into doing this again. 313 00:12:51,335 --> 00:12:54,512 I suck at it, and I'm getting all dirty. 314 00:12:54,556 --> 00:12:57,254 Can you get appendicitis twice? 315 00:12:57,298 --> 00:13:00,127 You know, this class is an hour, whether you have fun or not. 316 00:13:00,170 --> 00:13:02,738 And I'm just saying, this is a lot of muss and fuss 317 00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:05,523 for something I can buy at Crate & Barrel. 318 00:13:05,567 --> 00:13:07,308 Jill, get over yourself. 319 00:13:07,351 --> 00:13:09,353 You're not gonna beperfect at it.Ugh. 320 00:13:09,397 --> 00:13:11,878 Just enjoy the damn process. 321 00:13:11,921 --> 00:13:14,794 Fine, but mostly 'cause you're my ride. 322 00:13:20,756 --> 00:13:21,931 Oh, shut up. 323 00:13:21,975 --> 00:13:25,369 Here. Now give me a "whoo." 324 00:13:25,413 --> 00:13:27,632 Don't push it. 325 00:13:30,505 --> 00:13:32,855 Can I say "thank you" one more time? 326 00:13:32,899 --> 00:13:35,640 Thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you. 327 00:13:35,684 --> 00:13:36,816 Sorry, that was four. 328 00:13:36,859 --> 00:13:38,208 I'm just so excited. 329 00:13:38,252 --> 00:13:39,601 Because of you, I'm gonna actually 330 00:13:39,644 --> 00:13:41,579 make a profit on this job, and I've got a new truck, 331 00:13:41,603 --> 00:13:43,431 and another big job lined up after this. 332 00:13:43,474 --> 00:13:45,955 Everything's coming up Tammy. 333 00:13:45,999 --> 00:13:50,046 It's almost too much good luck for one person to have. 334 00:13:50,090 --> 00:13:53,441 They should make a movie about my miraculous turnaround. 335 00:13:53,484 --> 00:13:55,835 It could be called Everything's Coming Up Tammy. 336 00:13:55,878 --> 00:13:58,185 Well, I'd sure see that movie. 337 00:13:58,228 --> 00:14:01,144 Oh. Damn it! Oh, my God. 338 00:14:01,188 --> 00:14:03,016 I just spilled coffee all over your new truck. 339 00:14:03,059 --> 00:14:05,366 I'm sorry. I'm so, so, so sorry. 340 00:14:05,409 --> 00:14:07,368 I swear it was an accident. 341 00:14:07,411 --> 00:14:08,475 Of course it was an accident. 342 00:14:08,499 --> 00:14:10,066 Why would you do that on purpose? 343 00:14:10,110 --> 00:14:12,764 Because deep down, I'm a terrible person! 344 00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:16,203 And really, it's not even that deep down. 345 00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:19,771 Uh, what are you talking about? 346 00:14:19,815 --> 00:14:22,122 I have been so jealous of you 347 00:14:22,165 --> 00:14:23,775 ever since you got this truck, 348 00:14:23,819 --> 00:14:25,647 and you keep getting these amazing jobs, 349 00:14:25,690 --> 00:14:27,910 and-and... and I don't want 350 00:14:27,954 --> 00:14:30,260 to say "everything's coming up Tammy" again, 351 00:14:30,304 --> 00:14:32,262 but everything's coming up Tammy! 352 00:14:33,307 --> 00:14:35,700 This is so weird. 353 00:14:35,744 --> 00:14:37,485 I've always been so jealous of you. 354 00:14:37,528 --> 00:14:39,704 Well, that's the way I liked it. 355 00:14:40,792 --> 00:14:42,664 Bonnie, I'm still jealous of you. 356 00:14:42,707 --> 00:14:45,536 I mean, you're savvy and fearless 357 00:14:45,580 --> 00:14:47,712 and smart in a way I could never be. 358 00:14:47,756 --> 00:14:49,149 Oh! 359 00:14:49,192 --> 00:14:50,691 Now you're making me feel good about myself. 360 00:14:50,715 --> 00:14:52,761 You're even a better friend than I am. 361 00:14:52,804 --> 00:14:54,545 Stop making it a competition. 362 00:14:54,589 --> 00:14:57,070 Look, we both have different strengths. 363 00:14:57,113 --> 00:15:00,160 I mean, the way you negotiate... I could never do that. 364 00:15:00,203 --> 00:15:01,901 Yeah, I am pretty amazing. 365 00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:08,995 I'm sorry I got so jealous. 366 00:15:09,038 --> 00:15:10,344 I guess it makes sense. 367 00:15:10,387 --> 00:15:13,216 You're the closest thing I have to a sister. 368 00:15:13,260 --> 00:15:16,089 Aw, I feel the exact same way. 369 00:15:16,132 --> 00:15:18,023 Hey, could you grab some napkins out of the glove box? 370 00:15:18,047 --> 00:15:20,180 Yeah, I'm getting a little emotional, too. 371 00:15:20,223 --> 00:15:22,922 Actually, I need you to clean up that coffee before it sets in. 372 00:15:22,965 --> 00:15:25,054 Yes, yes. On it.Mm-hmm. 373 00:15:25,098 --> 00:15:27,187 Blot, don't rub. 374 00:15:36,457 --> 00:15:39,851 Hey, Jill. What's going on? 375 00:15:39,895 --> 00:15:42,376 Hey. Please excuse my appearance, but I knew 376 00:15:42,419 --> 00:15:44,819 if I didn't say this right away, I would never say it at all. 377 00:15:46,336 --> 00:15:47,947 I've always believed 378 00:15:47,990 --> 00:15:50,950 that if something wasn't perfect, it's a failure. 379 00:15:50,993 --> 00:15:53,474 You know that stupid thing people say 380 00:15:53,517 --> 00:15:55,650 about the joy being in the journey? 381 00:15:55,693 --> 00:15:58,392 Well, it turns out, it's kind of true. 382 00:16:00,524 --> 00:16:03,092 You and I weren't a big, fat failure 383 00:16:03,136 --> 00:16:05,790 just because we didn't end up in a big, fat wedding. 384 00:16:05,834 --> 00:16:07,357 Jill, I-I... I promise 385 00:16:07,401 --> 00:16:10,273 I'm almost done. I just need to get this out. 386 00:16:12,232 --> 00:16:14,974 You were my first sober relationship. 387 00:16:16,366 --> 00:16:20,675 We shared a lot of beautiful memories together, 388 00:16:20,718 --> 00:16:24,984 and I can actually remember 'em all because I wasn't high. 389 00:16:26,637 --> 00:16:28,030 I just wanted you to know 390 00:16:28,074 --> 00:16:31,207 that I'm okay with what happened between us. 391 00:16:31,251 --> 00:16:34,167 And I want you to have this to remember me by. 392 00:16:34,210 --> 00:16:36,125 Huh. 393 00:16:36,169 --> 00:16:38,321 Think I was supposed to put that in some kind of special oven, 394 00:16:38,345 --> 00:16:40,303 but I skipped that step. 395 00:16:40,347 --> 00:16:43,437 You were in pottery class. 396 00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:45,178 Thought your gardener quit again. 397 00:16:45,221 --> 00:16:46,657 Oh. No. 398 00:16:46,701 --> 00:16:49,182 I mean, well, he did, but that's not what this is. 399 00:16:50,270 --> 00:16:52,185 Thanks. 400 00:16:52,228 --> 00:16:55,188 And, uh, yeah, for what it's worth, 401 00:16:55,231 --> 00:16:57,364 I-I-I... I think I messed up. 402 00:16:57,407 --> 00:17:00,149 You know, I-I... I knew you wanted to get married 403 00:17:00,193 --> 00:17:03,413 and start a family, and I wasn't sure I was ready. 404 00:17:03,457 --> 00:17:07,069 And, um... I'm-I'm just... 405 00:17:07,113 --> 00:17:09,680 I'm-I'm really sorry I wasted your time. 406 00:17:09,724 --> 00:17:12,205 No, but that's the thing. 407 00:17:13,945 --> 00:17:16,600 None of it was a waste. 408 00:17:16,644 --> 00:17:19,081 Well, it wasn't for me, either. 409 00:17:21,257 --> 00:17:25,218 Okay. Well, you take care of yourself. 410 00:17:25,261 --> 00:17:26,828 Mm. You, too. 411 00:17:26,871 --> 00:17:28,351 And thanks for the bowl. 412 00:17:28,395 --> 00:17:30,092 Ah, shoot. Oh, no! 413 00:17:30,136 --> 00:17:32,834 Oh, wait. Now it's a planter.Ah. 414 00:17:41,364 --> 00:17:43,714 Mm.Mm. 415 00:17:43,758 --> 00:17:45,151 Come on! Come on! 416 00:17:45,194 --> 00:17:46,891 It's not a funeral march! Step it up! 417 00:17:47,936 --> 00:17:49,633 I don't get what the hoopla is. 418 00:17:49,677 --> 00:17:52,636 We've all seen the truck. Whoo, whoo, shiny, shiny. I'm hungry. 419 00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:55,117 Humor them, we'll get to lunch faster. 420 00:17:55,161 --> 00:17:57,467 Okay, we have an announcement to make. 421 00:17:57,511 --> 00:17:59,991 Uh, do you want to say it? No, you say it. 422 00:18:00,035 --> 00:18:01,355 I think you should say it. 423 00:18:01,384 --> 00:18:02,666 Uh, this is not getting us to lunch faster. 424 00:18:02,690 --> 00:18:03,971 You go. No, you go. You go. 425 00:18:03,995 --> 00:18:05,127 For God's sake, somebody go. 426 00:18:05,171 --> 00:18:07,129 Tammy and I are... 427 00:18:07,173 --> 00:18:08,870 Going into business together! 428 00:18:08,913 --> 00:18:10,193 Good for you guys! That's great. 429 00:18:10,219 --> 00:18:12,221 You are gonna be awesome! 430 00:18:12,265 --> 00:18:14,049 Doing what, exactly? 431 00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:15,572 Construction! Well, I'm gonna handle 432 00:18:15,616 --> 00:18:17,270 the hammering and nailing part, 433 00:18:17,313 --> 00:18:18,856 and she's gonna handle the businessy part. 434 00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:20,969 We figure together, we'll be unstoppable! 435 00:18:21,012 --> 00:18:23,363 So, presenting... 436 00:18:23,406 --> 00:18:25,147 That's great! 437 00:18:25,191 --> 00:18:26,279 Oh, I love it. 438 00:18:26,322 --> 00:18:29,151 Um, did you guys say that name out loud 439 00:18:29,195 --> 00:18:31,110 before you put it on a big old magnet? 440 00:18:31,153 --> 00:18:33,242 What's wrong with "TamBon"? 441 00:18:33,286 --> 00:18:35,766 Aw, crap! I still don't hear... 442 00:18:35,810 --> 00:18:36,810 Oh, I just got it. 443 00:18:42,860 --> 00:18:45,298 All right, let's spitball new names for our business. 444 00:18:45,341 --> 00:18:46,492 What's the first thing that comes to you 445 00:18:46,516 --> 00:18:47,474 off the top of your head? 446 00:18:47,517 --> 00:18:48,736 Chicks With Drills. 447 00:18:48,779 --> 00:18:50,520 Okay, what's the second? 448 00:18:50,564 --> 00:18:51,869 Chicks With Power Drills. 449 00:18:51,913 --> 00:18:54,568 Getting stuck on a theme here. 450 00:18:54,611 --> 00:18:56,222 Ladies Who Lumber? 451 00:18:56,265 --> 00:18:58,224 Sounds like we walk slow. 452 00:18:58,267 --> 00:18:59,616 Working Girls? 453 00:18:59,660 --> 00:19:01,159 I feel like we're gonna get a lot of calls 454 00:19:01,183 --> 00:19:04,186 for the wrong thing. Mm... 455 00:19:04,230 --> 00:19:06,493 Boy, Hippity Hoppity Build Till You Droppity 456 00:19:06,536 --> 00:19:07,842 is sounding better and better. 457 00:19:07,885 --> 00:19:10,410 Gonna need a big magnet, though.Yeah. 458 00:19:10,453 --> 00:19:13,239 How about "Two Gals Who Like Wood"? 459 00:19:14,544 --> 00:19:16,590 I like it. 460 00:19:16,633 --> 00:19:19,897 Let me Google it to see if anyone's using it.