I was just wondering if I could have
a quick look at your CCTV footage. It conked out a couple of weeks ago.
I've lost Howard. I can't find him anywhere.
I'll help you for a percentage of the win.
That's £2.7 million for doing nothing.
No!
Mr Fairburn... Richard.
You've bought the ticket?!
I don't know what your problem is.
It's a big problem, Gemma.
Monaco? He's still there.
We have got to find that money.
My dad's staying with you.
Frank Stevenson. Sort of a surprise.
You're not going to get away with it, Frank!
Steps! Come on!
♪ Every gambler knows
♪ That the secret to survivin'
♪ Is knowin' what to throw away
♪ And knowin' what to keep
♪ Cos every hand's a winner
♪ And every hand's a loser
♪ And the best that you can hope for
♪ Is to die in your sleep
♪ You've got to know when to hold 'em
♪ Know when to fold 'em
♪ Know when to walk away
♪ And know when to run
♪ You never count your money
♪ When you're sittin' at the table
♪ There'll be time enough for countin'
♪ When the dealing's done. ♪
Come on! What floor did he get out on?
Keep going!
I don't know. It's still going up.
He must have got out by now!
Roxy? Keeley?
Ah, we must be on floor six.
We're completely knackered!
We are only on floor four.
Oh, my God. I'm so unfit.
Well, get in the next lift. Oh!
Oh, hang on. Hang on, it's stopping.
Ah, she said it's stopping.
Let's find a lift.
Come on, Duke, let's go!
Come on! Come on!
I don't know what floor he got out on!
What do you mean you don't know?
It's got to say what number it was.
It didn't say, but it's past floor six.
Roxy? Keeley.
Rox...! What floor? I've lost her.
Shall we just try the suites? Yeah.
I'm going to kick his head in when we get hold of him.
Come on! Ah!
Come on! Come on now.
Go on, now, you be good. You be good.
Happy Birthday, Mr Stevenson. How can I help?
It is not my birthday, you great big bag of shit!
But your children told me it was, sir.
They are not my children, you imbecile.
They are degenerates
who followed me here from England to rob me,
and you played right into their hands,
you top-drawer-super-knob!
I am so sorry, Mr Stevenson. I'll call security right away.
I want them banned from this hotel. Do you understand? Yes, of course.
I don't want to see their faces.
I do not want to hear their voices...
Duke! Duke! Duke!
Duke!
Duke? Duke, where are you, boy?
Duke? They're outside my suite.
They are in the corridor.
Duke.Duke.Duke?
That one!
Frank, we just want to talk to you.
Security have been called.
You'll end up in the nick if you don't piss off now!
Duke, just go back. In there.
Go on, go in there. Lie down. Good boy. Good boy.
We know you stole our ticket, Frank! We've got proof.
No, you haven't, because I didn't.
Well, then, how come you can afford to stay in a hotel
in a posh suite like this, then, if you've not won the lottery?
I won ten grand on a scratchcard,
and doubled it on the tables as soon as I got here.
I'm only staying here a couple of days,
and then I'm looking to rent somewhere cheap.
Well, why won't you talk to us, then?
I'm tired, and I want to go to sleep!
Will you talk to us in the morning?
Not the morning.
I'm busy.
Later on in the day.
And don't you go running out on us, Frank, cos we'll find you.
Look, Jake. I'm not going to run out on you.
I've got nothing to run from.Shit.
Right. 4.30pm in reception?
It's a deal. I'll be there.
Mesdames et monsieur, vous ne devez pas etre
a cette etage.OK. We're going.
All right. Yeah, OK. We're coming. We're coming. Venez avec nous.
Vous ne pouvez pas rester ici. We don't speak French.
It's all right. It's all right.
I'm pregnant.
What?
Well, you're going to have to get rid of it.
Why? Cos we can't afford it. And who's going to look after it?
Me or you.
I'm not looking after it. There's things I have to do.
Like what?
I just don't want a baby, all right!
I'm just not ready for it.
Well, I am!
Roxy?
Come on. What's happened?
We've gotta leave.
Un instant.
All right. Take your hands off me!
Don't show your faces in the Hotel Metropole again.
Yeah, all right, we're going!
What are we going to do now?
We'll think of something else.
We've spent all this money getting here.
Yeah. And we've found him.
That's a result. It isn't if we can't get to him.
We can't even go into the hotel because we're banned.
We will find another way.
I'm starving and knackered. Everything's going floaty.
I think my blood sugar's a bit low.
Who is it? It's Michel from the front desk.
I was wondering if we could have a word, Mr Stevenson.
Have you got my bill ready?
I can't apologise enough for what happened, sir.
They told me they were your children
and it was your birthday, and they wanted to surprise you.
And you believed them?
I pay top bat for this suite because I want absolute privacy.
You have put me and this hotel at risk.
Can I assure you, it won't happen again.
They are now banned from this hotel.
And as for this suite, Mr Stevenson,
we would love to offer you a one-night complementary stay
by way of an apology.
Make it two and I might think about it.
I'm sure that can be arranged, sir.
We very much value you as a customer at the Metropole.
I should think you do seeing as I've been spending
a bloody fortune here.
Please, let me ring housekeeping to help you unpack your things
and turn down the bed.
Go on, then. Thank you very much, Mr Stevenson.
Here you are, Duke, have a treat.
We're staying.
What if Frank is telling the truth
and he has won the money on a scratchcard?
Well, why take our ticket then?
Maybe it was the machine that took the ticket.
How come people are so rich they can afford things like that,
and we're so poor?
So, what used to happen when you went to check the ticket?
What? And we hadn't won, you mean? Yeah.
Er... I don't know.
Frank used to just give me it back and I'd chuck it in the bin outside
or he'd just chuck it in the bin in the shop.
Maybe that's what happened then.
No, but it were different this time
cos he said we'd won the 500 quid.
Hey, save us two slices of that pizza. I'm starving!
So... where are we all sleeping?
Well, I'm in this bed. Then I'm in this one.
Well, who am I sleeping with then?
Cos I don't want you and Jake bonking all night.
We're not going to bonk, stupid.
We don't even go out any more.
Didn't look like that in the airport.
We are just friends.
With benefits.
I think he should sleep with Gemma, and I'll jump in with you.
He's sleeping in my bed.
Well, why ask then?
Cos she wants to get back together with him. No, I don't.
Anyway, while we're here,
I think we should just make the most of it.
You know, see the sights... We are here to get us money, Gemma.
Yeah, I know why we've come,
but what if Jake's right and he hasn't got it?
What if the machine did take our ticket?
I borrowed more money to come here.
We've all had to scrounge round.
Oh, hang on. Hang on. There's an e-mail from that lottery woman.
What's it say? Read it out.
They want to speak to us again.
"There is no record of a £500 win at the time specified...
"only the jackpot of 27 million."
I knew it! They've got to believe us now. They've gotta!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God! I said it, didn't I!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! I bloody knew it. I bloody, bloody knew it!
What's going on? We're still in with a chance, that's what!
What? Here, read this.
Yeah, but it doesn't change anything.
He's still going to say it were his ticket that won.
Jake, don't you understand?
He told us he won his money on a scratchcard,
and so now we've got proof he were lying.
We're here, and we know where he is.
We've just gotta get him to admit it.
And how are we going to do that if we're banned from the hotel?
Oh.
Duke has to go out for his number ones and twos.
So what?
Yeah, he'll just pay someone to walk him.
Yeah, exactly.
I don't know what you mean. Yeah, sorry, neither do I.
Oh, I can't tell you cos you'll all hate me.
What you talking about? Tell us what?
Come on.
All right. OK.
As long as you remember it wasn't my idea.
It was Sam's.
It was the week before we'd found out
we'd won the lottery, and I'd told him about the baby.
It would be different if we weren't skint.
Money's not everything, Sam.
It's a lot when you haven't got it.
Anyway you told me you couldn't get pregnant.
That's what they told me at the hospital.
Well, they got that wrong, didn't they?
This might be my only chance to have a baby.
It's just bad timing, that's all.
People used to get married much younger than us.
My mum got married when she was 19, and my dad was 22.
Yeah, but that doesn't mean to say that we have to.
I can't even sort meself out, never mind a kid.
I'll do everything.
I just need to know that you'll be there for me.
That you'll support me.
I've found a flat that I think's really nice.
It's been done up and everything.
We could go and see it. I mean we could go and look at it.
It wouldn't hurt. How much?
500 deposit, and 600 a month.
Shit.
There you go.
We just need to find Princess, and we've got the deposit.
I've got the deposit. I've been saving up.
Just think, if they pay 500 reward for a cat,
how much they'd pay for a dog,
especially some of your lot who are stone rich.
What are you on about?
I'm being serious, Sam.
Yeah, so am I.
He kept bringing it up when he thought we might have won.
He kept ringing me every two minutes...
Who is it?
Who do you think? Your brother.
Don't blame me. It's not my fault you've fallen out.
Well, you can tell him to stop ringing me.
He just wants to talk to you, that's all.
He never stops going on about you.
Beck's flooded, so you'd better take top path. All right.
I've just gotta nip out.
I had a bad feeling.
I felt as though someone were watching me.
I sort of knew it were going to happen.
Do you want to go for a run, Howard?
Hey? Do you want to go for a run?
Go on. Good boy.
What? Roxy, I need to talk to you! Can I see you?
No, you had your chance, and you blew it.
Just listen. You made it very clear you didn't want this baby.
You couldn't even be bothered to...
You know what we were talking about the other day?
I don't have to explain myself, Sam.
How else are you going to get the money together?
Yeah, well, that's none of your business. Howard!
How else are you going to get it? Oh, I've gotta go.
Happy, where's Howard?
Where's Howard? Howard!
Where are you?
Howard? Treats!
Oh, come on, Howard, where are you?
Howard?
I knew it. I bloody knew it.
Theo rang you, didn't he?
Where's Howard?
Safe. He's with a mate.
I want him back now. Ring your mate.
I'll go to the police, Sam. I'm not kidding.
Do you want the money so you can go to Monaco or not?
What's 500 quid to them?
No. No. Absolutely not.
It's my job. He's in my care.
It's not funny! It's just a dog. An animal.
That people love, that I love. You're crazy.
No, you are, thinking you can get away with this.
Look, just give me three hours, that's all,
and if they don't come up with the money,
I'll drop him off at the kennels myself,
say I found him on the roadside.
Think about it.
If you get your share of the winnings,
we can be together in our own flat with our baby.
Everything will be perfect.
Three hours, that's all I'm asking for.
Woodvale's reputation at stake here.
If it gets out we can't look after the dogs properly, we're finished.
It's not my fault. I didn't do it on purpose.
And anyway, I thought Woodvale was finished.
I thought it were going to be Four Paws.
Well, we're at a very delicate stage of negotiation.
You mean money?
It's not a dirty word, Roxy. It's business.
I've worked hard to build our reputation.
We've all worked hard.
Yeah, but when you go home, you get to forget about it.
Keith and I have to work 24/7.
Right, let's see if we can get Howard back alive.
Right, we've got the money. Let's go.
Right, come on.
Oh, come on. Please!
Maybe we should move further away from the bin.
Come on.
There he is. If you hurt him, I'll kill you!
Scum! Where's Howard?
Come back here! We've given you the money.
Where's Howard?
Oh! Oh, my little chucky pie!
Oh, come to Mummy.
Oh!
Oh, thank you, God.
Come on. We'd better get back.
Sorry. Sorry, Graham, I need a bit of air.
I feel a bit sick. I'll make my own way back.
Well... Don't be daft. Come on. Sorry, Graham.
Roxy! Roxy!
Bastard! I hate you!
We did it! You did it! I didn't agree to it.
You went along with it.
Here, £500.
You got £1,000.Yeah, 500 each.
I'm not doing it for free.
And I'm giving Theo 50 quid of mine, and I have to pay my mate.
You disgust me.
Why? Nobody got hurt,
not even the dog, and it was easy.
I got hurt, Mr and Mrs Lavine got hurt,
the kennels got hurt.
Listen to me, Sam - it will never, ever happen again,
so don't even think about it!
We won't need to do it ever again
if you get to Monaco and get your winnings.
So, that's why you told us
not to ask where you got the money to come to Monaco.
Yeah, I...
..I didn't want to tell you.
I knew I did a bad thing...
..but I'm two months pregnant and I might be losing my job.
I live with my parents, and I share a bedroom with my sister.
Life's not great.
Yeah, well, life's not great for me either.
Do you know something?
Sam's got a point.
Yeah.
Frank would pay a fortune for Duke.
That's just what I was thinking.
Hang on a minute.
Kidnapping a dog's against the law.
We could get thrown into some real French nick
and forgotten about forever.
We might not have to kidnap him. Duke loves me.
Yeah, he does. He'd come charging over to her if he saw her.
We just have to do what Sam and Roxy did.
How come you thought you couldn't get pregnant?
I went to the hospital and had this MRI scan,
and the doctor said I had this weird thing in my uterus.
The majority of women are unaware
that they have an abnormal-shaped womb
or septate uterus.
Is that why I have heavy periods?
It doesn't necessarily follow.
Some women have perfectly normal periods.
What we do know is that it's very unlikely,
without corrective surgery,
for you to conceive and carry a baby.
Right.
And the surgery itself carries a risk of infertility, as well.
So, what you're saying is there's no chance
of me getting pregnant without an operation.
Very little chance.
And even if I did have the operation,
it could put the kibosh on it all together.
It's a lot to think about, I know.
Have you always known you wanted a baby?
Not really. No.
I only knew I wanted one when they told me I couldn't have one.
Everywhere I looked, everywhere I went,
I saw babies.
On swings...
..in pushchairs, every time I opened a magazine...
..every time I turned the telly on.
And all I kept thinking was...
.. "That'll never, ever be me."
And now it is you.
Yeah.
Yeah, now it is.
But I just have make sure I keep it,
cos sometimes you can lose the baby when you've got this thing.
Which bed am I in? Mine.
Have we decided what we're going to do yet? Yeah, we've got a plan.
Turning the light off now.
Hello, you.Hello.
Oi! No shagging, you two.
As if.
No way. Why not? When in doubt... put it out!
Les jeux sont faites.
They just took off without a care in the world.
It's not good.
In fact, it's totally irresponsible.
I mean, how are we supposed to manage?
We'll all pitch in. It's just for a couple of days.
I could ask my brother to come in. He's just at home doing nowt,
but he'd want paying. Well, happy to pay a daily rate.
Is he any good with dogs? Well, we used to have one so...
Ring him.Yeah.
So, how come you didn't go?
Someone had to stay, keep this place going.
Well, I appreciate it.
I'm going to put a good word in for you with Four Paws.
Oh, if they want me, they want me.
If they don't, I'll get a job elsewhere.
Hiya, do you fancy helping out down at the kennels?
When do you want me to come in?
Now, I suppose. How soon can you get here?
That's good. Right, I'm going to go and open up.
As soon as you can, right? All right. Bye.
He's on his way.
Sorry to keep you.
We're a bit short-staffed at the moment.
They've all gone to Monaco.
How do you know?
I heard them talking last time I was here.
Oh. Seems like a bit of a wild goose chase to me.
They think they've won the lottery, but they haven't got their ticket.
Thank God Colette saw sense and decided not to go.
Would it be possible to talk to her?
Well, she's a bit busy at the moment.
She's doing all the breakfasts. It would only take a minute.
She found a bite on Lulu-Belle's neck,
and I promised I'd let her know how she got on.OK.
Hiya.
Hiya, Mr Fairburn would like a word.
Right. OK.
Erm...
..two secs.
Right. Graham... wants me in reception,
so can you start taking those through,
and then when your brother gets here, can you tell him
to fill the water bowls?
You look nice.
Thank you.
Well, we're a bit short-staffed today,
so that's not going to be possible.
Hopefully, we'll be back to normal next week.
Yes, sorry about that.
OK.
Come on. Hup!
Well, look who it is!
Hello, Howard, how have we been doing?
Not very well, actually.
We tried him at a new kennels, but he doesn't like it.
He wouldn't get out of the car this morning,
so I was wondering if you might have half a day going?
We've got people coming, looking round the factory.
Always make room for a little one, especially this little one.
I'd really appreciate it. Ah, we owe you that.
Hiya.
Leave him with me, and we'll see you about... between one and two?
Lovely. Got here as fast as I could.
Hey, what's wrong Howard?
That's enough.
Hey...
It's cos he doesn't know me.
It's not like him to bark.
Er... right, well, I'll see you later.
You be a good boy, Howard.
Come on, let's take him down the kennels,
give him a treat, get to know him.
I thought I'd let you know how her wound's healing.
Oh, that's nice,
but you could have rung or texted.
Well, you never answered my last text,
so I didn't know if I'd got your number right.
Sorry, I've just been a bit busy.
You didn't go to Monaco, then?
No, erm... I just decided not to go.
But I'll get you your money back as soon as I get paid.
There's no rush.
It's really nice to see you.
So, did you want to leave Lulu-Belle for a try out,
see if she likes it here?
Er...
..she'd love that.
So, get the customer to write the name and address of the sender
on the parcel, and then you stick one of these on here...
Hiya.
Ah, hello, again.
Erm... did you get everything sorted?
Not really, no.
Oh, erm...
Can you get on with the Cadbury's order form for me, please, love?
I'll do my best.
How can I help you? Well, this is Allan.
He's come to have a little look at your machine if that's all right.
Yeah, sure.
As I said, I wasn't serving that day,
I was busy with the post office.
It was my partner Frank who was on the newsagent side.
I don't think you mentioned your partner last time we spoke.
Oh, I definitely did.
Er, you heard me, didn't you, Taj?
Sorry, I wasn't listening.
Well, I did.
How long has Frank been your partner?
Eight years.
And does he work here full time?
Yeah, he helps out four or five days a week.
Hm, I see.
And where is he now?
Like I said, he's on holiday.
We have to take it in turns
so there's always somebody here for the shop.
Erm... I'm sure he'll talk to you when he gets back next week.
And was it a planned holiday,
or was it like a little spur-of-the-moment thing?
Planned, yeah. That's why Taj is here helping out.
Right.
Well, we'll definitely want to talk to him when he gets back,
but in the meantime, the machine register should tell us
everything we need to know.
Hm.
He said he'd meet us at 4.30pm. Where is he?
We've been here for ages, and there's no sign of Frank.
Cos he's not coming. He's got to take Duke out for a wee.
Is there another way out? How are we supposed to know that?
All right, what's up with you?
My blood sugar's low. I need to eat something.
We've just eaten, Gemma. That were ages ago!
It's that same bloke on reception. Don't let him see us.
Tres bien. Reserve, madame. Quoi d'autre a part?
What are we going to do?
Stick to the plan and find Duke.
I don't think Frank will be in his room.
I think he'll be in the casino.
Me and Jake will go check it out. No.
That's just an excuse so you can gamble. No, it isn't.
It is.
I'm not hanging round the slot machines
so you can throw all your money away.
I haven't got any money to throw away!
We just get a couple of chips... No! No! No!
I have got ten euros to spend, and that's it.
You two, check out the rest of the hotel.
Come on.
What...?
Well, I want to get my nan a present to take back.
We haven't come here to go shopping, Gemma.
Just a moment, madam.
Right, he can go in there.
Have you heard from Roxy?
Er... no, nothing yet.
We're still working things out. I thought you were back in friends?
No. Not properly.
I thought it was you that gave her the money
to go to Monaco?
No, I...
No, yeah, I did cos I got paid for two of my gigs,
but she's going to give me the money back
as soon as she gets her winnings.
Do you think they'll get it?
Oh, I don't know, but I hope so...
..cos I am skint,
and this place is closing for eight weeks at the end of the month.
You won't need a job if you've won the lottery.
What will I do with my time?
Do you fancy going for a drink after work?
I don't think Roxy would like that.
No, I just meant as...
You can leave the radio on - it's on a timer.
See you! Bye.
Where was Theo when Howard went missing?
I don't know. Here, I think. Why?
It's just that bike looked the same as the one that scrote had
that picked up the ransom money.
Really?
I think Sam came in on it this morning.
I'll see you in a bit.Yeah.
Was she good? Aye. She's had a whale of a time.
But I was going to drop her off back at your house.
Ah, well, I'm glad I've caught you.
Look, this is a complete long shot,
but, erm... I've got to take a couple of clients out tonight for dinner,
and they'll be bringing their partners, and...
We're not really taking any overnight boarders
at the moment, while... No, I was thinking,
and you can say no,
but I was wondering if you'd like to come along?
Right.
What would I have to do?
Nothing. Be my guest, that's all.
It would save me sitting there like a gooseberry.
Oh, look! Lady Luck.
Oh, I'm going to get a photo of her for Colette.
Keeley! Keeley!
Keeley, come on. We're supposed to be looking for Frank.
Put your phone away.
♪ With empty pockets of change
♪ Well, give me some money
♪ We all love caring 'bout nothing... ♪
Just look like we're loaded, like we come here all the time.
Oh, well, how am I supposed to do that?
Well, stop looking around for a start.
I'm just seeing if I can see Frank.
He's definitely not here.
I think we're wasting our time.
My nanna's going to be gutted if I don't take her a present back.
She always brings me something when she goes to Filey or Brid.
Oh, look, there's a cafe over there. Oh, God.
We're supposed to be looking for Frank. Bonjour, madame.
Une table pour deux?
Oh, sorry. We're English.
It all just sounds like babble to us.Pardon.
Good afternoon, Mademoiselle. What can I help you with?
We're just waiting for our friend. He's staying in this hotel.
Frank Stevenson? OK.
Have you got a menu? Of course. Je vous en pris. Installez vous.
Do you know how much stuff costs in here?
It costs nowt to have a look.
Et voila. Take your time.
Oh, right.Merci.
What room was he in?
It was a suite. It said, er...
"Carte D'Or", or "Carre D'Or"...
Oh, we could try the lift, or the stairs.
Oh, no! I'm not walking up all them steps again.
It were, like, floor seven or something.
Where is he? Oh, look! Frothy cafe creme with marshmallows.
Have you seen the price?
Hi. Can I have 100 euro's worth of chips, please.
100? You said ten.
Ten won't last us two minutes.
Where have you got 100 euros from?
Let's just see if it goes through.
Great.
Messieurs, faites vos jeux.
What are you doing? What's it look like?
We're supposed to be looking for Frank.
We will do. One game, that's all.
How are you going to pay your hotel?
You've seriously got a problem.
Ten euros, Jake? I don't think so.
Rien ne va plus.
Oh, come on! Come on!
Think odd red.
I think it's bloody odd how you're still gambling
when you know it gets you into debt.
Dix-neuf, rouge, impair et passe. Oh, yes!
See! There you go.
I've just doubled my money. 20 euros.
Yeah, we came here to look for Frank.
Oh, well, he's not here, is he?
There you go - put one on. Anywhere you like.
If the two of you could just come with me. Who are you?
What? What for? Oh, mate, we weren't doing anything wrong.
We're just having a bit of fun.
What's your problem? Let's not make a scene.
If you'll just follow us. Ow! Get off my arm!
Thank you. All right. Right this way.
You're hurting me.
Where are your friends? I've no idea.
Are they in the hotel?
Well, what's it to you?
Oh!
She's gorgeous.
Tres belle.
Merci.
That'll be you in a couple of months' time.
Seven months' time.
I'd be frightened to death if it were me.
I don't know how something so big can come out your fanny.
Mine won't come out normally.
I'll have to have a C-section.
Right. Probably the best way.
So, Frank knows me cos I was always in the shop,
and I bought the lottery ticket every week.
You'll have to do it.
Do what?
Where are we going? Where are you taking us?
It shouldn't take long. No, no, no. No, no, no.
I'm not getting in no car.
You either get in the car or we ring the police
and you get arrested for trespassing.
If you could just get in the car.
Look, we can just get on a plane,
and we will never set foot in the Hotel Metropole
or Monaco ever again.
OK, drive.
Oh, I knew something bad was going to happen.
How many times has he seen you?
I don't know - once or twice.
I bought a couple of Easter eggs there last year
when they were on offer. Oh, he'll never remember you.
So, as soon as he opens the door, we'll push our way in. And do what?
I don't know. Make him admit he took the ticket.
And record it.
How are we supposed to do that?
And I don't even speak French.
All right, then, well, I'll speak.
And take off that top. And have you got a bobble?
It's squashing my boobs. So what? It's not a fashion show.
Knock on t'door.
Yes? Room service, monsieur!
I don't want my room servicing, thank you.
We were wondering if you would like your dog walking, monsieur?
Are you from the hotel?
Oui, monsieur. It is a complementary service.
Hm.
It's too late.
He'll have his walk at Toutous, the doggie daycare he goes to.
Come on, Gemma, run! Nice.
They've already got two offices,
but they're planning on expanding even more,
and they have asked us to handle the recruitment.
Thank you. There they are.
So, the one with the glasses, he's the main man,
and his wife's the blonde with the blue dress.
Miles, how are you, mate?
Not bad. Not bad.
Get yourself some decent underwear for next time.
You know Camilla.Hello.
You look wonderful. Thank you. And you.
This is head of HR, Bob, and his wife Sonia.
And this is my friend, Colette. Hiya. Good to meet you.
Hi.
Have a seat.
Can I get you a drink? We're on the G&Ts.
I think I'll join you. Colette? Just... just a water, please.
Have we met somewhere before?
You seem very familiar?
I've just got one of those faces, I think.
Can we get another round of gin and tonics?
Do you and Richard work together?
No, I groom his schnauzer sometimes.
Is that a euphemism or...?
Oh, Miles! Just ignore him. He's terrible.
Look, you've gone and made her blush now.
I missed that. What did he say? Nothing.
He's being smutty, that's all.
The Leeds and Newcastle branches have put us firmly on the map.
He doesn't have to go up there as much these days.
You know, it was every week. No, it wasn't, Camilla.
She always exaggerates.
So, we'd like to do the same in Bristol.
We're in the middle of buying a fabulous building,
and then maybe one in Surrey.
We've got some people scouting some property for us.
Well, that sounds great.
And we'll have absolutely no problem
in finding those key recruitments for you.
At a decent rate, of course.
Leave it with me.
Sorry, can you just excuse me a minute.
♪ Where will I be
♪ In life?"
I wondered where you'd gone. I've been ringing you.
Sorry.
Do you want to get in the car, and we can...?
No, I want to walk, thanks.
Look, did I say something to upset you?
No, but I expect he told you.
Told me what?
Is everything all right?
Yeah.
Why wouldn't it be?
I've not doing anything wrong.
I'm just walking home, but if you've got a problem with that...
No, I was just checking he wasn't bothering you, that's all.
Sorry, officer.
Me and my partner have just had a tiff,
and I'm just trying to clear it up, that's all.
OK.
Do you want to get in the car, Colette?
"Me and my partner"? Yeah.
I didn't know what else to say.
Will you at least let me drive you home?
Get out. Move it.
Where are we? Where are you taking us? Move it.
What are you going to do to us?
They're going to sail us out to sea and dump us overboard.
Stop it, will you?
Hi, there.
Who are you? Are you the hotel owner?
Can I just say I never wanted to come to Monaco
or your hotel in the first place?
So why did you?
Well... we...
..we won £27 million on the lottery.
We got all five numbers and the two lucky diamonds,
but the shopkeeper where we bought the ticket,
his name's Frank,
he took the ticket and pretended it were his.
And he's staying in your hotel. Yeah.
It isn't my hotel.
Oh, right, I thought... Well, the Hotel Metropole,
he's in a suite.
We know where Frank is.
Oh.Well, that's good.
The thing is, I don't understand who you are.
£27 million is a lot of money.
Yeah. You're not wrong. It's a hell of a lot of money.
It's... it's more than we could ever dream of,
but we haven't got it.
In fact, we are really poor. We haven't got any money.
We had to borrow money to get here.
The only reason we came here is cos we couldn't think
of any other way to get us winnings.
The lottery people, they don't believe us
cos we haven't got the ticket.
So, we had no choice but to come here
and get what belongs to us.
But we haven't done anything wrong. No. No, nothing.
OK.
OK, what?
Please don't kill us!
I've got a little brother at home.
He's got learning difficulties and he needs me.
And I've got a daughter!
I'm not going to kill you.
Well, he is.
Where are you going?
I've got drinks on my friend's yacht.
Bye.
Will you tell him not to kill us? Please!
I hope I haven't lost you the contract.
No, why would you?
I told them you'd taken ill in the bathroom.
Look, I'm sorry if you didn't like Miles.
He can be a bit full-on, but he's harmless.
Really. Yeah, he's a family man.
He's got three kids who he loves to bits.
He's having problems with his eldest daughter,
who's about the same age as my daughter, Ella.
Well, are you going to invite me in for drink?
Oh, my flat's not very nice.
I just think it would be lovely to spend more time with you,
get to know you a bit better.
Jake, we're waiting for you outside the hotel.
We've been looking for you for ages!
Answering machine again. We've got some information on Duke.
Keeley, can you ring us as soon as you get this message, please?
Told you it was horrible.
It's not horrible. It's... it's basic, that's all.
I haven't got anything to drink, but I can do coffee or a cup of tea?
Tea would be great.Right.
So, erm...
..you've got a daughter.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm just having a few problems with her at the moment.
She's that age.
She's got this much-older boyfriend who, er...
Thanks.
Who's totally unsuitable,
and I've sort of banned her from seeing him.
Oh, well, I wouldn't do that.
She'll find a way or leave.
Really?
Yeah, that's what I did when my dad told me I couldn't see my boyfriend.
I was in my first year at uni,
but still living at home when I met Liam.
He was working in a bar, and he was funny and intelligent.
Why didn't your parents like him, then?
He stayed over a few times, and...
..things went missing.
Like money, one of my mum's rings.
They blamed Liam.
And I defended him, said he would never steal from them.
Anyway, we had this big bust up, and they said Liam wasn't welcome
at the house any more,
and if I continued seeing him, neither was I.
So, I left and I moved in with him.
Thanks. Did he steal from them?
Yeah.
But I didn't think so at the time.
He, erm... he was dabbling with drugs...
..and, er... then he got onto heroin,
and basically anything he could get his hands on.
He got kicked out of uni, owed money everywhere...
Sounds like a nightmare for you.
Did you move back with your parents?
No.
It's what I should have done, but I felt stupid,
and like I'd let my parents and myself down.
And like a fool, I really thought I could help fix Liam,
but all he was interested in was me making money
to keep him on the heroin.
God.
Sometimes...
..when things got really bad,
and we had no money for drugs or food...
..I'd work in a massage parlour.
What sort of massage parlour?
Basically a brothel.
I did it for about four months.
Miles was a regular...
..when he was working in Newcastle.
I didn't know he had a wife and kids.
You don't ask those sorts of questions.
Oh, it's all right if you want to leave.
I understand.
Keeley! Keeley, where the hell are you?
We've been looking all over for you?
Duke goes to a doggie daycare called Toutous.
I've Googled it. I've got an address and a telephone number.
Oh, that's brilliant!
You will never guess what happened to us.
We got busted by these two maniacs.
I swear to God they were like proper gangsters.
We thought they were going to kill us.
What? Oh, my God! What did they want?
I think they thought we had loads of money.
They kept asking us all these questions.
I have never been so frightened in all my life.
They said that they were investigators,
but they didn't show us any badges or take us to any police station,
so they can't have been.
Where are you now? I have no idea.
They dropped us miles away,
cos we didn't want them to know which hotel we were in.
So, we said, "Just drop us here."
And I think we're by the St Laurent Beach Bar.
Next to an old church.
OK, well stay outside the church and we'll come and get you in a taxi.
All right. Bye. OK, bye. Bye.
Here we go!
♪ You know, sometimes
♪ I feel so alone
♪ I scream, Baby
♪ Don't you let me go
♪ Are you ready? ♪ Yes, I am, yes, I am
♪ For me? ♪
Why don't you have a little pop next time?
♪ Are you ready? ♪ Yes, I am, yes, I am
♪ For me?
♪ You know, sometimes
♪ I can't let go
♪ She's in my heart
♪ She's in my soul... ♪
I don't know what we're going to do with Duke if we do find him.
Oh, Jake, shut up!
Have to say these things if they're going to go round
and round in my head. Just lighten up.
Looks like a hen party.
Come on, Lisa!
Yeah. They sound English.
Must cost an arm and a leg to get married here.
Doesn't matter to me cos I'm never getting married.
Why not?
Cos. Cos what?
Cos I don't want to.
I don't believe in it.
My mam's been married twice and neither of them worked out.
It's you that needs to lighten up.
I want to get married,
have more kids and a proper home.
You should marry Georgina then.
Don't want to marry Georgina. Don't even like her.
Mm. You liked her enough to dump me for her.
I made a mistake. I said I'm sorry.
Anyway, she's seeing someone else now.
She'll soon want you back if she finds out you've won the lottery.
I don't want her back.
And if Eva starts calling him daddy, I'm going to go for full custody.
Get in! We're off to Toutous to find Duke.
The taxi driver said it were just through this woodland.
I think he thought we didn't have enough money. We haven't.
Do we even know if we're allowed dogs in our hotel?
Well, we won't ask them. We'll just sneak him in.
He's a bit big to sneak in. Oh, stop making problems, Jake.
This is it.
Right, just go in and pretend
you're in exactly the same situation as Theo, right?
They're not even going to be open at this time.
Why not? People have to work at night.
Let's just try.
Right.
Good luck, yeah.
Yes! It is open.
Hi. Bonjour.
Er... je m'apelle Thea.
Oh, you're English.
Yeah, can you understand me? Oui.
Oh. I'm studying animal behaviour at Leeds University...
Ah, is that near London?
No. No, its up North, Yorkshire.
Anyway, I'm over here looking for any kind of work experience.
It's part of my degree to see how dogs behave in other countries.
Well, unfortunately, my manager has finished for the day,
but I could take your number and call her and get back to you.
Oh, I wouldn't want paying.
I've done this sort of thing before, back in England.
I've done dog walking, I clean kennels, picking up poo.
Everything.
Er... It's just that I have come a really long way.
She's been in there for ages.
Maybe they've called the police, and...
Oh, what for? She hasn't done anything wrong.
Chill out, will you? She's just asking about work experience.
What is up with you?
I'm sorry, I'm just a bit stressed
cos I thought I was going to get killed earlier.
I need the loo.
I'm going to see if they've got one inside.
This is our main play area.
We take them for two walks a day,
one in the afternoon and the other in the evening.
Oh, we do the same with our dogs in England.
Hi!
Oh, wow! Ah, isn't he such a good boy?
Hello, what's your name?
Wow! It's like he knows you.
Oh, I've got an Irish Wolfhound at home. She's six. Ah!
Hi!
Really? Well, Duke is new to us,
and we haven't quite got him into a routine yet, uh?
They do take a bit of handling.
I could always take him for a walk if you like.
What did you say he was called again? Duke.
Do you have references?
Oh, yeah, I er... I work at Woodvale Kennels sometimes,
back in England, when I'm not at uni.
My manager, Colette, she'd more than happy to talk to you.
She might actually be finished for the day,
so you're best calling her mobile.
OK, that sounds parfait.
Great.
Hey.
Hiya.
Well, what happened? Is everything all right?
I'm taking Duke and another dog out for a walk.
Get in! We're on!
We did it!
I need to go to hospital.
I'm bleeding.