1 00:00:01,451 --> 00:00:06,422 BOW: Growing up, my grandfather was a perpetual bachelor. 2 00:00:06,507 --> 00:00:08,123 He ran through ladies so fast, 3 00:00:08,225 --> 00:00:10,642 we only knew them as "Sacramento Stewardess" 4 00:00:10,761 --> 00:00:12,344 and "Pennysaver Print Model." 5 00:00:12,463 --> 00:00:14,296 So my dad never got attached to the women 6 00:00:14,398 --> 00:00:15,514 my granddad was dating. 7 00:00:15,632 --> 00:00:18,434 I feel like this is the only place we ever go. 8 00:00:18,519 --> 00:00:21,103 Yeah, maybe next time let's mix it up 9 00:00:21,188 --> 00:00:23,305 and maybe go some place where they don't repurpose 10 00:00:23,407 --> 00:00:25,941 old garlic sticks for croutons. 11 00:00:27,311 --> 00:00:29,695 Hold up. Is that your dad? 12 00:00:29,797 --> 00:00:31,146 Does he have a girlfriend? 13 00:00:31,232 --> 00:00:32,197 No. 14 00:00:32,316 --> 00:00:34,917 [Laughter] 15 00:00:35,002 --> 00:00:35,984 Ah. 16 00:00:36,087 --> 00:00:38,620 I don't know, hon. Looks pretty serious. 17 00:00:38,645 --> 00:00:40,695 SANTAMONICA: He could do so much better. 18 00:00:40,720 --> 00:00:43,338 Who does she think she's fooling with those press-on nails? 19 00:00:43,363 --> 00:00:44,901 [Sighs] 20 00:00:44,998 --> 00:00:46,081 ♪ In the mix ♪ 21 00:00:46,106 --> 00:00:48,369 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, they keep trying ♪ 22 00:00:48,440 --> 00:00:50,832 ♪ But they can't stop us ♪ 23 00:00:50,935 --> 00:00:53,185 ♪ 'Cause we got a love ♪ 24 00:00:53,287 --> 00:00:55,521 ♪ That keeps rising up ♪ 25 00:00:55,639 --> 00:00:56,755 ♪ In the mix ♪ 26 00:00:56,857 --> 00:00:58,474 ♪ Life turns around ♪ 27 00:00:58,559 --> 00:01:00,025 ♪ 'Round and 'round it goes ♪ 28 00:01:00,144 --> 00:01:02,644 ♪ Ooh, it's a mixed-up world ♪ ♪ Ooh, it's a mixed-up ♪ 29 00:01:02,730 --> 00:01:04,396 ♪ And that's for sure ♪ ♪ Mixed-up ♪ 30 00:01:04,515 --> 00:01:06,148 ♪ In the mix ♪ ♪ Baby ♪ 31 00:01:06,233 --> 00:01:07,576 ♪ We're gonna get by ♪ 32 00:01:07,693 --> 00:01:10,102 ♪ We're gonna ♪ ♪ On our own, side by side ♪ 33 00:01:10,204 --> 00:01:12,871 ♪ Love's all we need to be free ♪ ♪ Lo-o-o-ve is all ♪ 34 00:01:12,990 --> 00:01:15,023 ♪ I got you, you got me ♪ 35 00:01:15,126 --> 00:01:17,459 ♪ Yaaaaay us! ♪ 36 00:01:17,545 --> 00:01:19,361 ♪ I-I-In the mix ♪ 37 00:01:19,463 --> 00:01:22,030 ♪ Yaaaaay us! ♪ 38 00:01:22,133 --> 00:01:24,750 ♪ I-I-In the mix-ish ♪ 39 00:01:24,868 --> 00:01:28,387 ALICIA: I've never seen him on a date before. 40 00:01:28,506 --> 00:01:32,057 This is like seeing Bigfoot order a medium pepperoni. 41 00:01:32,176 --> 00:01:33,375 What's everyone looking at? 42 00:01:33,477 --> 00:01:34,975 I left my glasses in the car. 43 00:01:35,079 --> 00:01:37,629 I bet it's serious because I met all my boyfriends here. 44 00:01:37,748 --> 00:01:39,999 This is the most romantic place ever. 45 00:01:40,117 --> 00:01:42,134 MAN: Whoever's puking in the whack-a-mole machine, 46 00:01:42,253 --> 00:01:44,219 - please stop. - [Paul chuckles] Romantic. 47 00:01:44,305 --> 00:01:46,305 Well, that's an interesting way to describe 48 00:01:46,424 --> 00:01:49,258 a millionaire and a blonde at a dollar-a-slice pizza joint. 49 00:01:49,343 --> 00:01:50,392 Well, what are we supposed to do? 50 00:01:50,478 --> 00:01:52,311 Should we go over and try to say hello? 51 00:01:52,430 --> 00:01:54,513 Maybe send over some mozzarella sticks. 52 00:01:54,631 --> 00:01:56,298 No, we should go someplace else. 53 00:01:56,400 --> 00:01:58,517 What?! No. I love it here. 54 00:01:58,635 --> 00:02:00,936 No, you don't. You just dissed the salad bar. 55 00:02:01,022 --> 00:02:03,689 I'm too young to be held accountable for anything I say. 56 00:02:03,807 --> 00:02:07,576 Well, if we're staying, I'm sending over mozzarella sticks. 57 00:02:07,661 --> 00:02:09,078 - Help him seal the deal. - No. 58 00:02:09,163 --> 00:02:10,946 - What about a carafe of Diet Coke? - Stop it. 59 00:02:11,032 --> 00:02:13,165 - A pitcher of mediocre light beer? - Alicia. 60 00:02:13,284 --> 00:02:15,000 [Harrison clears throat] 61 00:02:15,119 --> 00:02:16,869 We were gonna pretend not to notice you, 62 00:02:16,987 --> 00:02:19,154 but you made that impossible. 63 00:02:19,264 --> 00:02:21,223 Everyone, this is Georgia. 64 00:02:21,342 --> 00:02:22,808 Georgia. 65 00:02:22,901 --> 00:02:24,384 Of course. 66 00:02:24,478 --> 00:02:26,314 - Nice to meet you all. - SANTAMONICA: What's your story, woman? 67 00:02:26,439 --> 00:02:29,565 Because you should know, I don't have a moral compass. 68 00:02:29,683 --> 00:02:32,601 And you wonder why people think you have a White mom. 69 00:02:32,719 --> 00:02:34,520 Sorry, she's not usually like this. 70 00:02:34,605 --> 00:02:35,771 Why don't you join us? 71 00:02:35,889 --> 00:02:37,072 We can pull up another chair 72 00:02:37,191 --> 00:02:39,724 and get to know each other over mozzarella sticks. 73 00:02:39,827 --> 00:02:41,110 - Honey, let it go. - Yep. 74 00:02:41,228 --> 00:02:43,996 Well, we said hello. Now it's time for us to go. 75 00:02:44,081 --> 00:02:45,080 Nice to meet you. 76 00:02:45,199 --> 00:02:46,949 She didn't mean that. 77 00:02:48,752 --> 00:02:51,003 She smells nice. Was she pretty? 78 00:02:51,088 --> 00:02:53,505 ALICIA: Oh, baby. 79 00:02:56,427 --> 00:02:58,210 Wouldn't it be nice if there was a place 80 00:02:58,295 --> 00:03:01,463 you could go to drink coffee and sit and relax, 81 00:03:01,582 --> 00:03:03,582 listening to smooth jazz? 82 00:03:03,684 --> 00:03:05,750 Sounds like people would just go there to use the bathroom. 83 00:03:05,853 --> 00:03:07,553 [Door opens, closes] 84 00:03:09,640 --> 00:03:11,089 Bow-Bow, is everything all right? 85 00:03:11,192 --> 00:03:13,108 Yeah, Mom, everything's fine. 86 00:03:13,227 --> 00:03:14,926 Aunt Dee-Dee, can I talk to you? 87 00:03:15,029 --> 00:03:16,278 I got a problem. 88 00:03:16,397 --> 00:03:17,696 Is it about your piggy bank? 89 00:03:17,781 --> 00:03:19,481 Because I'm sure the person who smashed it 90 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:22,367 and took all your money will pay you back once her horse wins. 91 00:03:22,453 --> 00:03:23,952 - No, but thanks. - Hmm. 92 00:03:24,071 --> 00:03:26,155 Anyways, I wore my airbrushed jeans to school, 93 00:03:26,273 --> 00:03:27,772 and Tamika said they were busted. 94 00:03:27,875 --> 00:03:28,940 Are they busted? 95 00:03:29,043 --> 00:03:30,275 No! 96 00:03:30,377 --> 00:03:31,743 Oh. 97 00:03:31,829 --> 00:03:33,278 They're hot, right? 98 00:03:33,380 --> 00:03:34,796 Oh, girl! 99 00:03:34,915 --> 00:03:36,882 No, it is not hot. 100 00:03:36,967 --> 00:03:39,501 But you can't tell Tamika that. 101 00:03:39,620 --> 00:03:41,770 Act like it's the greatest thing you've ever worn, 102 00:03:41,872 --> 00:03:44,289 then tell her someone stole them during gym class. 103 00:03:44,391 --> 00:03:46,508 That's a great idea. 104 00:03:46,627 --> 00:03:48,510 You always give the best advice. 105 00:03:48,629 --> 00:03:52,064 ♪♪ 106 00:03:52,149 --> 00:03:55,601 - You always give the best advice? - Mm-hmm. 107 00:03:55,686 --> 00:03:58,070 How often are they coming to you with this kind of thing? 108 00:03:58,155 --> 00:04:00,606 Not that much. Just three or four times a day. 109 00:04:00,691 --> 00:04:03,408 I'm good at helping them with their little problems. 110 00:04:03,494 --> 00:04:05,277 Mm. What kind of problems? 111 00:04:05,362 --> 00:04:08,313 Everything from homework to how close to midnight 112 00:04:08,415 --> 00:04:09,748 can you feed a gremlin. 113 00:04:09,833 --> 00:04:11,700 The answer is... do not feed them. 114 00:04:11,818 --> 00:04:14,119 Leave dirty furry pets for the White people. 115 00:04:15,989 --> 00:04:18,340 So they basically come to you for everything. 116 00:04:18,442 --> 00:04:20,209 Oh, no. Not for money. 117 00:04:22,005 --> 00:04:23,251 Not Aunt Dee-Dee. 118 00:04:23,330 --> 00:04:24,913 I don't love them that much. 119 00:04:25,015 --> 00:04:27,049 ♪♪ 120 00:04:27,167 --> 00:04:28,433 HARRISON: Hey. 121 00:04:28,519 --> 00:04:32,054 Ah, how did the rest of the night go with Georgia? 122 00:04:32,172 --> 00:04:33,472 She seems charming. 123 00:04:33,557 --> 00:04:37,309 Yeah. During dinner, she asked for the manager four times. 124 00:04:37,394 --> 00:04:38,927 She made our waiter quit. 125 00:04:39,029 --> 00:04:40,612 But... ah. 126 00:04:40,698 --> 00:04:41,947 But that's what I like about her. 127 00:04:42,032 --> 00:04:44,283 She knows what she wants. It's attractive. 128 00:04:44,368 --> 00:04:45,850 Really? 129 00:04:45,953 --> 00:04:47,185 Well, she's different. 130 00:04:47,288 --> 00:04:49,705 I mean, when I'm with her, I stop thinking about it 131 00:04:49,823 --> 00:04:52,190 as hours I'm not billing clients. 132 00:04:52,293 --> 00:04:54,126 It's like I lose all track of time. 133 00:04:54,211 --> 00:04:55,911 I don't even think of her as a woman I'm dating. 134 00:04:56,029 --> 00:04:58,297 I think of her as an expensive asset 135 00:04:58,382 --> 00:05:01,533 that needs cultivation and attention and just... 136 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:02,968 [Laughs] 137 00:05:03,053 --> 00:05:04,086 Look at me. 138 00:05:04,204 --> 00:05:05,254 I'm gushing. 139 00:05:05,372 --> 00:05:06,471 Wow. 140 00:05:06,557 --> 00:05:08,724 I haven't seen you this genuinely interested 141 00:05:08,842 --> 00:05:10,225 in someone since Mom left. 142 00:05:10,344 --> 00:05:11,526 - Yeah. - Well, wait. 143 00:05:11,645 --> 00:05:13,262 If you like her so much, why'd you take her to a place 144 00:05:13,364 --> 00:05:15,297 that gives out free food for good report cards? 145 00:05:15,399 --> 00:05:18,150 It's a thing I do, to make sure that when I'm dating someone, 146 00:05:18,235 --> 00:05:21,570 they're with me for me and not for my money. 147 00:05:21,689 --> 00:05:24,856 Look, it's very easy to fall in love with all of this. 148 00:05:24,942 --> 00:05:26,723 So I gotta dirty myself up a little 149 00:05:26,827 --> 00:05:28,777 so I don't look too good to be true. 150 00:05:28,946 --> 00:05:31,246 Dad, if you really like her, 151 00:05:31,365 --> 00:05:33,498 you probably shouldn't play games with her like this. 152 00:05:33,584 --> 00:05:35,083 I mean, how many good relationships 153 00:05:35,202 --> 00:05:36,451 start off with a lie? 154 00:05:36,570 --> 00:05:37,452 Eh. 155 00:05:37,571 --> 00:05:39,254 Well, you may be right, son. 156 00:05:39,373 --> 00:05:41,590 A woman like that deserves the truth. 157 00:05:41,709 --> 00:05:44,242 Besides, it's all gonna come out at some point anyway, right? 158 00:05:44,345 --> 00:05:46,911 I mean, do I look like a guy who doesn't own 159 00:05:47,014 --> 00:05:50,299 a cigar collection worth more than this house? 160 00:05:50,417 --> 00:05:52,384 Come on. 161 00:05:52,469 --> 00:05:53,885 Who am I gonna fool? 162 00:05:53,971 --> 00:05:55,937 [Laughs] Once upon a time, 163 00:05:56,056 --> 00:05:58,173 there was a beautiful Queen Denise 164 00:05:58,292 --> 00:06:00,676 who was as humble as she was stunning. 165 00:06:00,778 --> 00:06:02,444 You do the best stories, Aunt Denise. 166 00:06:02,546 --> 00:06:03,512 Oh! 167 00:06:03,630 --> 00:06:06,248 You know who also has good stories? 168 00:06:06,350 --> 00:06:08,116 - Oh, oh, oh. - Excuse me. 169 00:06:08,235 --> 00:06:09,434 Oh, my. 170 00:06:09,536 --> 00:06:11,987 Mommy does. 171 00:06:12,089 --> 00:06:18,110 I am gonna tell you a story of Princess... Pillow 172 00:06:18,195 --> 00:06:21,963 and her trusty Knight... 173 00:06:22,082 --> 00:06:23,632 Glass of Water. 174 00:06:23,734 --> 00:06:24,582 Mm-hmm. 175 00:06:24,685 --> 00:06:26,685 Princess Pillow was a soft 176 00:06:26,770 --> 00:06:31,023 and fluffy pillow princess who was colorful and... 177 00:06:31,108 --> 00:06:33,208 Mom, Mom, it worked. I'm asleep. 178 00:06:33,327 --> 00:06:34,209 [Fake snoring] 179 00:06:34,311 --> 00:06:36,094 I'm not... I'm not done yet. 180 00:06:38,764 --> 00:06:39,981 Really? 181 00:06:40,100 --> 00:06:41,750 - [Snoring] - Really? 182 00:06:41,869 --> 00:06:44,386 I am so sorry. 183 00:06:44,505 --> 00:06:45,804 Put me to sleep too. 184 00:06:45,889 --> 00:06:47,522 Just wait. 185 00:06:47,641 --> 00:06:49,191 So Princess Pillow... 186 00:06:49,216 --> 00:06:50,129 Oh! 187 00:06:50,207 --> 00:06:51,827 While my mom wasn't being honest 188 00:06:51,945 --> 00:06:53,829 about how she felt left out, 189 00:06:53,947 --> 00:06:56,598 my grandfather decided to stop lying. 190 00:06:56,700 --> 00:06:58,917 He had Georgia on his mind. 191 00:06:59,019 --> 00:07:01,203 So... 192 00:07:01,305 --> 00:07:03,188 why are we meeting in a law firm, huh? 193 00:07:03,290 --> 00:07:04,623 This better not be a green card thing 194 00:07:04,708 --> 00:07:08,176 because I am not gonna marry another Irish immigrant. 195 00:07:08,295 --> 00:07:10,011 I just wanted to tell you the truth. 196 00:07:10,130 --> 00:07:12,597 Brace yourself. 197 00:07:12,699 --> 00:07:13,815 I'm not poor. 198 00:07:13,934 --> 00:07:15,167 In fact, I'm probably 199 00:07:15,252 --> 00:07:17,285 the richest person you've ever met. 200 00:07:17,388 --> 00:07:18,303 Oh. 201 00:07:18,389 --> 00:07:19,671 And I was afraid to tell you this 202 00:07:19,757 --> 00:07:21,006 because I wanted to know for certain 203 00:07:21,091 --> 00:07:23,959 that you liked me for me and not my money, 204 00:07:24,061 --> 00:07:27,496 which I have a lot of. [Laughs] 205 00:07:27,614 --> 00:07:30,665 So, you want to grab lunch at a decent restaurant, 206 00:07:30,784 --> 00:07:34,352 or do you need a moment to compose yourself? 207 00:07:34,438 --> 00:07:36,655 Wow, Harrison, I don't really know what to say 208 00:07:36,740 --> 00:07:38,306 except, uh... 209 00:07:38,448 --> 00:07:40,325 [Chuckles] I'm just so relieved. 210 00:07:40,427 --> 00:07:42,344 I know. It's like winning the lotto, right? 211 00:07:42,463 --> 00:07:44,629 Well, in a way, yes. 212 00:07:44,731 --> 00:07:46,131 Now I don't have to worry about you 213 00:07:46,233 --> 00:07:48,066 disliking me for my money. 214 00:07:48,152 --> 00:07:49,835 - Your money? - Mm-hmm. 215 00:07:49,920 --> 00:07:52,237 I own three of the high rises downtown. 216 00:07:52,339 --> 00:07:53,905 You would be so surprised 217 00:07:54,007 --> 00:07:56,875 how many men are intimidated by that. 218 00:07:56,977 --> 00:07:58,126 Ah! 219 00:07:58,228 --> 00:08:03,748 Ah, s... a man being intimidated by a woman? 220 00:08:03,834 --> 00:08:04,949 In any way? 221 00:08:05,052 --> 00:08:06,585 [Chuckles] Wimps. 222 00:08:06,670 --> 00:08:07,785 [Laughs] 223 00:08:07,888 --> 00:08:09,954 My grandfather was one of those men. 224 00:08:10,057 --> 00:08:12,390 [Laughs] 225 00:08:12,476 --> 00:08:13,475 Yeah. 226 00:08:17,681 --> 00:08:19,698 Welp... 227 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:22,784 Georgia is richer than me. 228 00:08:22,870 --> 00:08:24,669 That's what I get for trying to date a woman 229 00:08:24,771 --> 00:08:26,521 who's old enough to rent a car. 230 00:08:26,623 --> 00:08:29,374 Georgia's got more money than you? 231 00:08:29,493 --> 00:08:30,575 Okay. 232 00:08:30,694 --> 00:08:32,077 I think it's great that you're dating someone 233 00:08:32,195 --> 00:08:33,411 on your own level. 234 00:08:33,530 --> 00:08:35,029 Doesn't sound so great to me. 235 00:08:35,132 --> 00:08:37,599 Whoever makes the most money is the shot caller. 236 00:08:37,684 --> 00:08:40,485 Exactly. Which movie are we gonna go see? 237 00:08:40,587 --> 00:08:41,953 Where are we gonna eat? 238 00:08:42,072 --> 00:08:44,289 What big game are we gonna hunt? 239 00:08:44,408 --> 00:08:46,658 I don't want her telling me that we're on a giraffe hunt. 240 00:08:46,776 --> 00:08:48,743 I'm a rhino guy. 241 00:08:48,846 --> 00:08:50,162 It's only money, Dad. 242 00:08:50,264 --> 00:08:52,430 You know who says that? People who don't have money. 243 00:08:52,549 --> 00:08:54,349 That's like the little guy from "Fantasy Island" 244 00:08:54,434 --> 00:08:56,518 saying it's only height. 245 00:08:56,620 --> 00:08:58,153 You know what this is? 246 00:08:58,238 --> 00:08:59,271 You're scared. 247 00:08:59,373 --> 00:09:00,622 [Scoffs] I am not. 248 00:09:00,707 --> 00:09:02,541 Why else would you run away from a beautiful 249 00:09:02,659 --> 00:09:04,759 and talented woman who's into you? 250 00:09:04,845 --> 00:09:07,896 No, you're a scared little goat. 251 00:09:07,981 --> 00:09:10,732 [Bleating] 252 00:09:10,834 --> 00:09:14,119 Yeah, my dad, the scared little goat. 253 00:09:14,237 --> 00:09:16,037 [Bleating] 254 00:09:16,139 --> 00:09:18,423 This is the whitest trash-talking I've ever seen. 255 00:09:18,542 --> 00:09:20,976 It's a commune thing. Goats frighten easily. 256 00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:22,561 They usually just pass out, 257 00:09:22,679 --> 00:09:24,529 so I don't know what the noise is about. 258 00:09:24,648 --> 00:09:27,032 - [Bleating continues] - All right, enough, enough. 259 00:09:27,150 --> 00:09:28,450 You're right. 260 00:09:28,535 --> 00:09:30,585 [Sighs] 261 00:09:30,671 --> 00:09:34,105 Maybe I should just see what happens if I stick with it. 262 00:09:34,224 --> 00:09:36,057 - Good for you. - This will be our third date, 263 00:09:36,159 --> 00:09:38,743 the first one not at a fast food chain. 264 00:09:38,862 --> 00:09:40,996 I don't know. This is getting dangerously close 265 00:09:41,081 --> 00:09:42,230 to a relationship. 266 00:09:42,316 --> 00:09:44,316 Yeah, but see, that's nothing to be afraid of. 267 00:09:44,434 --> 00:09:46,434 Look, Dad, I've been watching you date my entire life, 268 00:09:46,520 --> 00:09:47,552 and the way that you go about it 269 00:09:47,671 --> 00:09:49,654 is not good for something more serious. 270 00:09:49,756 --> 00:09:52,357 I was voted Most Respectful in high school. 271 00:09:52,475 --> 00:09:53,491 Let me teach you. 272 00:09:53,610 --> 00:09:55,327 Just what he needs, dating advice 273 00:09:55,445 --> 00:09:58,530 from a man who just imitated a damn goat. 274 00:09:58,632 --> 00:10:01,016 - Hmm? - Damn right. 275 00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:05,520 ♪♪ 276 00:10:05,606 --> 00:10:07,606 Hey, Mom, have you seen Aunt Denise? 277 00:10:07,724 --> 00:10:09,908 I told all the kids at school I was a neon black belt, 278 00:10:10,010 --> 00:10:11,293 and I was hoping she could teach me 279 00:10:11,378 --> 00:10:14,012 how to fake my way through it. 280 00:10:14,131 --> 00:10:16,164 You don't need Denise for that. 281 00:10:16,266 --> 00:10:17,315 Let me teach you. 282 00:10:17,434 --> 00:10:19,267 I make grown men cry in the courtroom. 283 00:10:19,369 --> 00:10:20,869 How hard could this be? 284 00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:21,953 Come on. 285 00:10:22,072 --> 00:10:23,455 Let momma show you. 286 00:10:23,573 --> 00:10:25,457 ♪♪ 287 00:10:25,575 --> 00:10:27,592 Okay, let's begin. 288 00:10:27,711 --> 00:10:30,395 Martial arts is about finding balance. 289 00:10:30,514 --> 00:10:31,813 Like this. 290 00:10:31,898 --> 00:10:34,733 ♪♪ 291 00:10:34,851 --> 00:10:36,884 Like this? 292 00:10:36,987 --> 00:10:38,253 Exactly. 293 00:10:38,338 --> 00:10:41,089 All you have to do is find your center. 294 00:10:41,174 --> 00:10:43,958 Slow down, and that will impress them. 295 00:10:44,061 --> 00:10:45,894 Okay. I think I'm getting this. 296 00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:47,228 I feel like this is gonna work. 297 00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:49,564 While slowing things down allowed my mother 298 00:10:49,650 --> 00:10:52,050 to feel connected to her child, 299 00:10:52,169 --> 00:10:54,536 my father sat down to teach my grandfather 300 00:10:54,621 --> 00:10:55,920 about relationships. 301 00:10:56,039 --> 00:10:58,456 I'm glad you're coming to me to take this step 302 00:10:58,558 --> 00:11:00,875 because after 17 years of marriage, 303 00:11:00,978 --> 00:11:02,394 I've learned what it takes to make 304 00:11:02,512 --> 00:11:04,646 a long-term relationship work. 305 00:11:04,748 --> 00:11:05,947 And what do you think that is? 306 00:11:06,033 --> 00:11:07,916 - Sex. - No, it is not. 307 00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:10,485 Not that it's not that, but that's not what I'm talking about. 308 00:11:10,570 --> 00:11:12,671 You're not talking about "trust," are you? 309 00:11:12,773 --> 00:11:13,938 Why do you say it like that? 310 00:11:14,057 --> 00:11:15,089 It is "trust." 311 00:11:15,192 --> 00:11:18,259 No, what I'm talking about is vulnerability. 312 00:11:18,362 --> 00:11:19,411 Honesty. 313 00:11:19,529 --> 00:11:20,612 Allowing the other person 314 00:11:20,730 --> 00:11:22,864 to see the real you and all your flaws. 315 00:11:24,034 --> 00:11:27,585 All right, Dad, let's... let's try something here. 316 00:11:27,704 --> 00:11:28,970 - Pretend I'm Georgia. - [Scoffs] 317 00:11:29,056 --> 00:11:30,522 We're on a date. 318 00:11:30,640 --> 00:11:32,473 We're having dinner. 319 00:11:32,576 --> 00:11:34,359 How would you open up to me? 320 00:11:34,477 --> 00:11:37,662 I'd talk about how we should hurry up and eat dinner 321 00:11:37,781 --> 00:11:40,832 because dessert is what I paid for. 322 00:11:40,934 --> 00:11:42,684 No, Dad, that is not what you would do 323 00:11:42,769 --> 00:11:44,169 because you like this woman. 324 00:11:44,271 --> 00:11:45,770 Come on. 325 00:11:45,889 --> 00:11:47,188 Let's get deep. 326 00:11:47,274 --> 00:11:49,107 I really need you to dig in there. 327 00:11:49,225 --> 00:11:50,275 [Sighs] 328 00:11:50,377 --> 00:11:52,844 Okay. Here's something I would say. 329 00:11:52,963 --> 00:11:56,514 Every time I watch the movie "Back to the Future," I cry 330 00:11:56,616 --> 00:11:59,517 because it's really about a father and a son getting closer. 331 00:11:59,636 --> 00:12:00,652 You go. 332 00:12:02,656 --> 00:12:06,341 My son was in a cult for 15 years, 333 00:12:06,426 --> 00:12:10,061 and I was so embarrassed that I told everybody he was dead. 334 00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:14,699 But I missed him either way. 335 00:12:14,801 --> 00:12:17,185 Okay. 336 00:12:17,287 --> 00:12:20,755 Yeah, see, th-th-that honesty is what creates bonds. 337 00:12:20,841 --> 00:12:22,674 Yeah, you just go into your date unafraid 338 00:12:22,793 --> 00:12:24,175 to talk about how you really feel. 339 00:12:24,294 --> 00:12:25,293 Okay, yeah. 340 00:12:25,395 --> 00:12:27,245 This may work. 341 00:12:27,364 --> 00:12:28,897 What did you tell people I died of? 342 00:12:28,982 --> 00:12:29,981 Syphilis. 343 00:12:30,100 --> 00:12:31,900 God. 344 00:12:31,985 --> 00:12:33,451 Hi-ya! 345 00:12:33,570 --> 00:12:34,869 Hi-ya! 346 00:12:34,955 --> 00:12:36,821 Well done, Johan-san. 347 00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:38,723 But make those chucks fast and messy. 348 00:12:38,842 --> 00:12:40,525 Nobody's impressed by a graceful chucker. 349 00:12:40,644 --> 00:12:43,478 - Come on, go, go. - Wait, Johan, what are you doing? 350 00:12:43,563 --> 00:12:45,864 Didn't you learn everything you needed to from me? 351 00:12:45,942 --> 00:12:46,865 Not at all. 352 00:12:46,967 --> 00:12:49,401 And besides, purse chucking is cool. 353 00:12:49,503 --> 00:12:52,303 It's a purse-based martial arts I'm developing. 354 00:12:52,406 --> 00:12:54,105 But at my school, you get belts you want to wear. 355 00:12:54,224 --> 00:12:56,157 I'm a Ferragamo. 356 00:12:56,243 --> 00:12:59,444 Well, I guess the kids don't need me then. 357 00:12:59,562 --> 00:13:01,629 I'll just be the person who brings them dinner 358 00:13:01,715 --> 00:13:04,949 and... you can fold your own laundry. 359 00:13:08,388 --> 00:13:10,488 Come on, let's get back into it. 360 00:13:10,607 --> 00:13:11,656 Come on, you're not a little kid. 361 00:13:11,758 --> 00:13:13,091 You're a man! 362 00:13:13,193 --> 00:13:16,944 So while Johan was "learning" from my aunt, 363 00:13:17,047 --> 00:13:20,298 Grandad Harrison tried to take my dad's lessons to heart. 364 00:13:21,751 --> 00:13:23,268 Well, they didn't have whack-a-mole, 365 00:13:23,386 --> 00:13:25,353 but I thought the steak was pretty good. 366 00:13:25,439 --> 00:13:27,322 Yeah, and my family can't afford this place, 367 00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:30,325 so our chances of getting interrupted are slim. 368 00:13:31,261 --> 00:13:32,710 Will you guys be needing anything else? 369 00:13:32,829 --> 00:13:34,495 Nope. Just the check. 370 00:13:34,598 --> 00:13:35,680 Mm. 371 00:13:35,799 --> 00:13:38,216 Here, I'll take care of it. 372 00:13:38,334 --> 00:13:40,301 Hey, if I had a lady pay for me, 373 00:13:40,387 --> 00:13:41,820 I'd be stoked. 374 00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:44,272 [Thudding] 375 00:13:44,374 --> 00:13:47,242 [Echoing] Lady pay for me... 376 00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:49,661 Lady pay for me... 377 00:13:49,779 --> 00:13:51,246 Lady pay for me... 378 00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:54,782 [Laughter] 379 00:13:54,885 --> 00:13:59,087 ♪♪ 380 00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:00,454 You've got this. 381 00:14:00,557 --> 00:14:02,623 Her paying the check doesn't mean anything. 382 00:14:02,726 --> 00:14:04,476 Just be vulnerable. 383 00:14:04,594 --> 00:14:05,626 [Ding!] 384 00:14:05,729 --> 00:14:07,111 Harrison? 385 00:14:07,214 --> 00:14:08,179 Harrison. 386 00:14:08,298 --> 00:14:09,647 [Laughs] 387 00:14:09,766 --> 00:14:13,234 - Is everything all right? - Uh, uh... yeah. 388 00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:14,519 Yeah, everything's great. 389 00:14:14,637 --> 00:14:16,654 Mm. 390 00:14:16,773 --> 00:14:19,824 You know, actually, uh, to be honest, 391 00:14:19,943 --> 00:14:22,694 I did have a little bit of a freakout right then 392 00:14:22,812 --> 00:14:24,779 when you paid the check. 393 00:14:24,865 --> 00:14:26,331 Really? 394 00:14:26,449 --> 00:14:31,586 But I'm not afraid to be able to tell you the truth. 395 00:14:31,671 --> 00:14:33,254 'Cause I think you're special 396 00:14:33,340 --> 00:14:36,524 and I want to be vulnerable with you. 397 00:14:36,610 --> 00:14:38,893 Yeah. Yeah, I know. 398 00:14:38,995 --> 00:14:42,714 You have been vulnerable with me all night. 399 00:14:42,833 --> 00:14:46,968 About your feelings, your dreams, and your regrets. 400 00:14:47,053 --> 00:14:49,721 And, um, it's a big turnoff. 401 00:14:51,024 --> 00:14:53,174 I just want to have fun. 402 00:14:53,276 --> 00:14:55,393 Oh, this is why I usually date younger men. 403 00:14:56,863 --> 00:14:58,279 What are you saying? 404 00:15:01,167 --> 00:15:02,283 Thanks a lot. 405 00:15:04,512 --> 00:15:06,095 She dumped me. 406 00:15:08,909 --> 00:15:10,957 - She dumped you? - Yes, and I came here 407 00:15:11,074 --> 00:15:13,177 to tell you how terrible your advice was 408 00:15:13,296 --> 00:15:15,430 in the hopes that it would make me feel better, 409 00:15:15,515 --> 00:15:17,065 but it's not helping. 410 00:15:19,102 --> 00:15:20,401 That's not doing it either. 411 00:15:20,487 --> 00:15:24,939 When I told Georgia about my feelings, she bailed. 412 00:15:25,041 --> 00:15:26,708 I had it right when I was just running around, 413 00:15:26,793 --> 00:15:28,326 telling chicks that I can't call them back 414 00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:31,362 because I'm about to spend a month on America's Moonbase. 415 00:15:31,464 --> 00:15:33,047 America doesn't have a Moonbase. 416 00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:34,432 They don't know that. 417 00:15:34,551 --> 00:15:36,434 Oh, D-Dad, come on. 418 00:15:36,553 --> 00:15:37,919 I've seen you do more for Georgia 419 00:15:38,021 --> 00:15:39,938 than I've seen you do for any other woman. 420 00:15:40,056 --> 00:15:41,222 I mean, you... you participated 421 00:15:41,308 --> 00:15:42,891 in that role-playing exercise we did. 422 00:15:42,976 --> 00:15:44,609 If you ever mention that to anyone, 423 00:15:44,711 --> 00:15:45,726 I swear to God, I'm gon... 424 00:15:45,829 --> 00:15:46,861 I know, I know. 425 00:15:46,963 --> 00:15:48,296 But the fact that you were willing to do that 426 00:15:48,381 --> 00:15:52,884 shows that you're ready to try having a real relationship. 427 00:15:53,003 --> 00:15:54,269 You've grown. 428 00:15:54,354 --> 00:15:56,471 Eh, maybe I have. 429 00:15:56,556 --> 00:15:57,939 A little. 430 00:15:58,024 --> 00:15:59,974 But when you open up like that, 431 00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:02,527 you are just asking to get kicked in the crotch, you know? 432 00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:04,195 O-O-Of course. 433 00:16:04,314 --> 00:16:05,330 But if you never open up, 434 00:16:05,448 --> 00:16:06,915 no one will ever know that you're more 435 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:09,167 than just a man with money. 436 00:16:09,286 --> 00:16:13,755 And you are more than just a man with money. 437 00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:15,223 Maybe you're right. 438 00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:17,725 Dad, I'm sorry it didn't work out. 439 00:16:17,811 --> 00:16:20,395 But I feel that the next time you meet somebody special, 440 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,530 you'll be ready. 441 00:16:22,616 --> 00:16:25,316 I'm gonna go graffiti one of Georgia's buildings. 442 00:16:25,435 --> 00:16:26,401 Need help? 443 00:16:27,410 --> 00:16:29,236 Yeah, grab some paint. 444 00:16:29,339 --> 00:16:31,923 ♪♪ 445 00:16:32,042 --> 00:16:33,741 [Sighs] 446 00:16:33,843 --> 00:16:34,842 What are you doing? 447 00:16:34,928 --> 00:16:36,344 Oh, you know, just putting together 448 00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:40,098 a six-course meal for my kids because I love them so much. 449 00:16:40,216 --> 00:16:41,699 It's a Tuesday. 450 00:16:41,818 --> 00:16:43,484 Oh, I guess an aunt would only whip up 451 00:16:43,570 --> 00:16:45,136 something special on a holiday. 452 00:16:45,238 --> 00:16:47,021 But a mother loves her kids enough 453 00:16:47,123 --> 00:16:51,409 to make a meal that won't be ready for another four hours. 454 00:16:51,527 --> 00:16:53,578 Okay. Before I confront you on this, 455 00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:56,097 put down the knife. 456 00:16:56,196 --> 00:16:58,933 - [Sighs] - Have you lost your mind? 457 00:16:59,019 --> 00:17:00,818 I just feel so useless. 458 00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:02,987 The kids used to come to me for everything. 459 00:17:03,106 --> 00:17:05,139 I answered all their questions, gave them all advice. 460 00:17:05,241 --> 00:17:06,824 And every time they were about to get hurt, 461 00:17:06,943 --> 00:17:08,943 they would say, "Hey, Mom, watch this." 462 00:17:09,029 --> 00:17:11,029 And if I wasn't around, they would wait until I was looking 463 00:17:11,147 --> 00:17:12,196 and then hurt themselves. 464 00:17:12,315 --> 00:17:14,549 But now I don't know who they're hurting themselves in front of. 465 00:17:14,617 --> 00:17:17,118 - Do you hear yourself? - [Sighs] 466 00:17:17,163 --> 00:17:18,636 It's just when I see the Band-Aids, 467 00:17:18,755 --> 00:17:21,923 I think, "Who kissed the boo-boo?" 468 00:17:22,008 --> 00:17:25,893 Oh, girl, what's happening with you is natural. 469 00:17:25,979 --> 00:17:28,696 On some level, you're the enemy now. 470 00:17:28,782 --> 00:17:30,365 "The ruiner of fun." 471 00:17:30,450 --> 00:17:31,366 "Ruiner of fun"? 472 00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:33,034 Their words, not mine. 473 00:17:33,119 --> 00:17:35,286 But come on, you remember how it was with Mama. 474 00:17:35,405 --> 00:17:37,288 We stopped coming to her with every little thing, 475 00:17:37,407 --> 00:17:39,123 but we still came to her for the big things, 476 00:17:39,242 --> 00:17:41,609 like first kisses and big breakups 477 00:17:41,711 --> 00:17:44,095 and getting banned from Mervyn's for shoplifting. 478 00:17:44,214 --> 00:17:45,913 - What? - Mama never told you? 479 00:17:45,999 --> 00:17:47,965 - Unh-unh. - Look. 480 00:17:48,084 --> 00:17:50,951 I know your kids getting older isn't easy. 481 00:17:51,054 --> 00:17:52,420 But no one, 482 00:17:52,505 --> 00:17:55,339 not even someone as amazing as me, 483 00:17:55,458 --> 00:17:58,810 is going to replace you. 484 00:17:58,928 --> 00:18:01,512 Thanks, Dee. 485 00:18:01,631 --> 00:18:04,565 Do they really call me "the ruiner of fun"? 486 00:18:04,651 --> 00:18:07,735 They didn't say it as much as they have a song about it. 487 00:18:07,821 --> 00:18:10,438 Uh, it could be about anybody, though. 488 00:18:10,523 --> 00:18:11,544 Probably Paul. 489 00:18:11,623 --> 00:18:14,040 - [Laughs] - Mm-hmm. 490 00:18:14,143 --> 00:18:15,243 Mm-hmm. 491 00:18:15,328 --> 00:18:16,458 [Laughs] 492 00:18:16,513 --> 00:18:19,414 In 1987, I got to see the adults 493 00:18:19,499 --> 00:18:21,949 in my life grow and change. 494 00:18:22,035 --> 00:18:23,701 Oh, hey. You just missed dinner. 495 00:18:23,820 --> 00:18:25,286 Got here just in time. 496 00:18:25,371 --> 00:18:26,821 And you are...? 497 00:18:26,923 --> 00:18:30,030 - This is Mindy. - Hey. 498 00:18:30,091 --> 00:18:32,091 Uh, what's your story? 499 00:18:32,163 --> 00:18:34,746 I don't have a story. 500 00:18:34,873 --> 00:18:36,573 I should get a story. 501 00:18:36,701 --> 00:18:38,557 Okay. We can be friends. 502 00:18:38,668 --> 00:18:42,002 ♪ When the going gets tough ♪ 503 00:18:42,105 --> 00:18:43,337 My mother realized that 504 00:18:43,440 --> 00:18:45,339 even though her role was different... 505 00:18:45,442 --> 00:18:46,607 Mom? 506 00:18:46,693 --> 00:18:47,859 I need your help with something. 507 00:18:47,977 --> 00:18:49,510 ...there would always be a place for her. 508 00:18:49,612 --> 00:18:51,846 Tamika keeps going after my jeans, and I want to sue. 509 00:18:51,948 --> 00:18:53,314 Uh, you can't afford me. 510 00:18:53,399 --> 00:18:54,449 ♪ The tough get going ♪ 511 00:18:54,534 --> 00:18:58,069 But I'll sit and hear your case. 512 00:18:58,187 --> 00:18:59,570 ♪ Whoa, whoa ♪ 513 00:18:59,689 --> 00:19:02,374 And Dad learned he could give his father advice. 514 00:19:02,407 --> 00:19:04,624 You're going back to your old ways, huh? 515 00:19:04,695 --> 00:19:06,327 No, no, I introduced her as Mindy. 516 00:19:06,419 --> 00:19:08,130 I'm pretty sure that's her real name. 517 00:19:09,666 --> 00:19:11,883 Hey. 518 00:19:12,001 --> 00:19:13,701 [Clears throat] 519 00:19:13,803 --> 00:19:15,219 Thanks. 520 00:19:17,403 --> 00:19:19,223 For pushing me a little bit. 521 00:19:20,721 --> 00:19:22,321 Of course, Dad. 522 00:19:26,048 --> 00:19:27,381 [Door opens] 523 00:19:27,501 --> 00:19:28,824 DENISE: Hold up. 524 00:19:28,909 --> 00:19:30,805 - Were you two about to cry? - What? 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