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♪ Now I got it boomin'
Now I got it boomin' ♪
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♪ The way that I be movin'
Boy, I can't be human ♪
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♪ Shorty bought a Gucci
But I bought a Louis ♪
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♪ Yeah, asked her why she pick it... ♪
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♪ Now I got it boomin'
Now I got it boomin' ♪
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♪ Now I got it boomin'
Now I got it boomin' ♪
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♪ Now I got it boomin'
Now I got it boomin' ♪
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♪ The way that I be movin'
Boy, I can't be human ♪
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♪ Still ridin' with the squad ♪
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♪ Hangin' out the window
Screamin'...the other side ♪
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♪ We gonna hit the city
And get lit and catch a vibe ♪
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♪ Trying to leave with a couple baddies
Stickin' to my side ♪
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♪ Where the fatty body hop
We'll kick it like karate chop ♪
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Ohm...
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Hi.
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Hm.
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What's up with you?
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Tsk, tsk, tsk.
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You need some energetic healing, buddy.
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Oh.
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Thanks for calling Vacuubot,
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purveyors of America's
finest automated vacuum cleaners.
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For English, press one.
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You've asked to speak
to a human representative.
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The current wait time
is six hours and 14 minutes.
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Seriously?
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If you have a repair query, press one.
If you need...
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Alrighty then,
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have you tried
turning your Vacuubot off and on again?
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Huh.
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Ah. There you are.
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Ow!
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Our onboard GOLDEN YEARS system
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tells us you've somehow
activated Purge Mode.
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This feature is designed
to eradicate small pests
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- such as insects, spiders and mice.
- The hell?
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But in certain situations, larger prey
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- like pets and some humans
- What?
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could be targeted.
We're sorry for any inconvenience.
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If your Vacuubot has decided
to purge all living things, press three.
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To end Purge Mode,
you will need to access the options menu.
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To do that, you will need
to distract Vacuubot to get close.
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We suggest throwing something at it,
like a blanket or pet.
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What in the Bodhisattva is going on here?
Are you fucking kidding me?
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The automated system has detected
high levels of profanity.
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Your bad attitude has been filed
in our customer database.
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No.
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Now then, have you
calmed your sassy boots down?
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If so, press one.
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That's better.
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So are you willing to throw your pet
at the Vacuubot?
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Press one for yes, two for no.
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What do you mean, "no"?
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It could come down to you or it,
and believe this,
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any pet would sacrifice you
in an instant.
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Look into their cold, animal eyes
and tell me they wouldn't.
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Come on, press "yes."
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Fine, throw whatever you've got
over the Vacuubot
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and while it struggles to be free,
zip in close and turn it off.
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Uh-oh. When you attacked your Vacuubot,
you activated
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- its HOME GUARD security mode,
- "Attacked"?
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- and it's identified you as a trespasser.
- You told me to.
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Vacuubot will classify any area
it's cleaned as its personal territory.
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Has this Vacuubot
cleaned your entire home?
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Help!
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Hm.
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- Hey, help!
- Well, it's Vacuubot's house now.
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We suggest you run.
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Have you left yet?
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- When you've reached minimum safe distance
- Shut up.
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from Vacuubot's territory, press one.
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Fluff and fold, motherfucker!
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Damn it.
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Step aside, ladies.
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Congratulations,
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you've stopped the unstoppable
killing machine that is Vacuubot.
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Unfortunately, you can't stay here though.
The Vacuubot has forwarded
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all recorded information about you
to every Vacuubot model in operation,
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all of whom will now hunt you ceaselessly
until your DNA
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has been cleansed
from the surface of the planet.
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This is your life now, to hide and wander.
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Never a moment's rest
in this barren wasteland
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that is now your existence.
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Unless you'd like to purchase a place
on the exclusive Vacuubot
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- termination whitelist.
- Go to hell.
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For a special introductory rate,
press one.