1 00:00:40,125 --> 00:00:42,375 ♪ Now I got it boomin' Now I got it boomin' ♪ 2 00:00:42,458 --> 00:00:45,000 ♪ The way that I be movin' Boy, I can't be human ♪ 3 00:00:45,083 --> 00:00:47,291 ♪ Shorty bought a Gucci But I bought a Louis ♪ 4 00:00:47,375 --> 00:00:49,958 ♪ Yeah, asked her why she pick it... ♪ 5 00:00:50,041 --> 00:00:51,833 ♪ Now I got it boomin' Now I got it boomin' ♪ 6 00:00:52,625 --> 00:00:54,958 ♪ Now I got it boomin' Now I got it boomin' ♪ 7 00:00:55,041 --> 00:00:57,375 ♪ Now I got it boomin' Now I got it boomin' ♪ 8 00:00:57,458 --> 00:01:00,166 ♪ The way that I be movin' Boy, I can't be human ♪ 9 00:01:00,250 --> 00:01:01,490 ♪ Still ridin' with the squad ♪ 10 00:01:01,541 --> 00:01:03,916 ♪ Hangin' out the window Screamin'...the other side ♪ 11 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:06,120 ♪ We gonna hit the city And get lit and catch a vibe ♪ 12 00:01:06,166 --> 00:01:08,583 ♪ Trying to leave with a couple baddies Stickin' to my side ♪ 13 00:01:08,666 --> 00:01:11,291 ♪ Where the fatty body hop We'll kick it like karate chop ♪ 14 00:01:33,916 --> 00:01:35,458 Ohm... 15 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:54,208 Hi. 16 00:02:06,083 --> 00:02:07,333 Hm. 17 00:02:13,375 --> 00:02:14,541 What's up with you? 18 00:02:19,208 --> 00:02:20,375 Tsk, tsk, tsk. 19 00:02:24,500 --> 00:02:27,666 You need some energetic healing, buddy. 20 00:02:41,541 --> 00:02:43,583 Oh. 21 00:02:54,166 --> 00:02:55,926 Thanks for calling Vacuubot, 22 00:02:55,958 --> 00:02:59,458 purveyors of America's finest automated vacuum cleaners. 23 00:03:00,416 --> 00:03:02,375 For English, press one. 24 00:03:05,916 --> 00:03:08,500 You've asked to speak to a human representative. 25 00:03:08,583 --> 00:03:12,750 The current wait time is six hours and 14 minutes. 26 00:03:12,833 --> 00:03:14,500 Seriously? 27 00:03:14,583 --> 00:03:17,208 If you have a repair query, press one. If you need... 28 00:03:17,291 --> 00:03:18,500 Alrighty then, 29 00:03:18,583 --> 00:03:21,208 have you tried turning your Vacuubot off and on again? 30 00:03:23,666 --> 00:03:24,666 Huh. 31 00:03:26,666 --> 00:03:28,458 Ah. There you are. 32 00:03:30,666 --> 00:03:31,666 Ow! 33 00:03:31,750 --> 00:03:33,583 Our onboard GOLDEN YEARS system 34 00:03:33,666 --> 00:03:36,583 tells us you've somehow activated Purge Mode. 35 00:03:36,666 --> 00:03:39,500 This feature is designed to eradicate small pests 36 00:03:39,583 --> 00:03:41,916 - such as insects, spiders and mice. - The hell? 37 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:44,041 But in certain situations, larger prey 38 00:03:44,125 --> 00:03:45,958 - like pets and some humans - What? 39 00:03:46,041 --> 00:03:49,583 could be targeted. We're sorry for any inconvenience. 40 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:17,875 If your Vacuubot has decided to purge all living things, press three. 41 00:04:19,083 --> 00:04:23,083 To end Purge Mode, you will need to access the options menu. 42 00:04:23,166 --> 00:04:26,666 To do that, you will need to distract Vacuubot to get close. 43 00:04:26,750 --> 00:04:29,583 We suggest throwing something at it, like a blanket or pet. 44 00:04:29,666 --> 00:04:33,666 What in the Bodhisattva is going on here? Are you fucking kidding me? 45 00:04:33,750 --> 00:04:36,916 The automated system has detected high levels of profanity. 46 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:40,208 Your bad attitude has been filed in our customer database. 47 00:04:56,500 --> 00:04:57,958 No. 48 00:05:14,666 --> 00:05:17,541 Now then, have you calmed your sassy boots down? 49 00:05:17,625 --> 00:05:19,500 If so, press one. 50 00:05:20,666 --> 00:05:21,583 That's better. 51 00:05:21,666 --> 00:05:24,583 So are you willing to throw your pet at the Vacuubot? 52 00:05:24,666 --> 00:05:27,333 Press one for yes, two for no. 53 00:05:27,416 --> 00:05:28,791 What do you mean, "no"? 54 00:05:28,875 --> 00:05:31,416 It could come down to you or it, and believe this, 55 00:05:31,500 --> 00:05:34,000 any pet would sacrifice you in an instant. 56 00:05:34,083 --> 00:05:38,000 Look into their cold, animal eyes and tell me they wouldn't. 57 00:05:38,083 --> 00:05:39,833 Come on, press "yes." 58 00:05:43,666 --> 00:05:46,500 Fine, throw whatever you've got over the Vacuubot 59 00:05:46,583 --> 00:05:50,291 and while it struggles to be free, zip in close and turn it off. 60 00:06:23,250 --> 00:06:25,666 Uh-oh. When you attacked your Vacuubot, you activated 61 00:06:25,750 --> 00:06:27,541 - its HOME GUARD security mode, - "Attacked"? 62 00:06:27,625 --> 00:06:30,541 - and it's identified you as a trespasser. - You told me to. 63 00:06:30,625 --> 00:06:35,125 Vacuubot will classify any area it's cleaned as its personal territory. 64 00:06:35,208 --> 00:06:37,375 Has this Vacuubot cleaned your entire home? 65 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:42,000 Help! 66 00:06:42,291 --> 00:06:43,291 Hm. 67 00:06:43,375 --> 00:06:46,416 - Hey, help! - Well, it's Vacuubot's house now. 68 00:06:46,500 --> 00:06:48,208 We suggest you run. 69 00:08:03,208 --> 00:08:04,375 Have you left yet? 70 00:08:04,458 --> 00:08:06,541 - When you've reached minimum safe distance - Shut up. 71 00:08:06,625 --> 00:08:09,375 from Vacuubot's territory, press one. 72 00:08:13,208 --> 00:08:15,583 Fluff and fold, motherfucker! 73 00:08:32,500 --> 00:08:33,666 Damn it. 74 00:08:38,500 --> 00:08:40,625 Step aside, ladies. 75 00:09:28,666 --> 00:09:30,000 Congratulations, 76 00:09:30,083 --> 00:09:33,791 you've stopped the unstoppable killing machine that is Vacuubot. 77 00:09:33,875 --> 00:09:37,375 Unfortunately, you can't stay here though. The Vacuubot has forwarded 78 00:09:37,458 --> 00:09:41,916 all recorded information about you to every Vacuubot model in operation, 79 00:09:43,125 --> 00:09:46,625 all of whom will now hunt you ceaselessly until your DNA 80 00:09:46,708 --> 00:09:49,166 has been cleansed from the surface of the planet. 81 00:09:50,125 --> 00:09:53,291 This is your life now, to hide and wander. 82 00:09:53,375 --> 00:09:55,833 Never a moment's rest in this barren wasteland 83 00:09:55,916 --> 00:09:57,708 that is now your existence. 84 00:10:03,041 --> 00:10:06,708 Unless you'd like to purchase a place on the exclusive Vacuubot 85 00:10:06,791 --> 00:10:08,875 - termination whitelist. - Go to hell. 86 00:10:12,958 --> 00:10:16,208 For a special introductory rate, press one.