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♪ ♪
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[upbeat rock music]
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♪ ♪
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And then I said,
"The dual-bladed demon chopper
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forged in the seventh
lower level of Haargmord."
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Haargmord forever!
[all cheer]
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This quest has been
a lot of fun.
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[indistinct chatter]
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Congratulations
on all your quests, Brendar.
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- Thanks, Kyle.
- You're really going places.
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I'm going to keep
an eye on you.
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- [chuckles]
- That joke never gets old.
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Unlike this bread.
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Cooled in dragons' tears.
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Demons beware because
you're getting chopped!
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Offer valid in 49 kingdoms,
some restrictions apply.
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[laughter]
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Thank you.
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- Let me get a quick sketch.
- Be sure to get my good side.
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Hey Brendar,
looks like you got a fan.
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- Yeah?
- Excuse me, Brendar.
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Can you crush this rock for me?
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- Why?
- Oh, wow, something
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to remember you by
'cause now you're popular.
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Fine.
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Thanks, Brendar.
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I want to be just like you
when I grow up.
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Wow, she's gonna
remember that forever.
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Speaking of memories,
I have a present for you.
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Oh, my gosh.
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Is this a lute carved
from the wood
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of the evil tree you defeated?
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No, it's a lute carved
from the wood
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- of the evil tree we defeated.
- Aw, I love it. Thank you.
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I'm going to call it
Luteous the Third.
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[haunting note]
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Hmm.
Such a dulcet tone.
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[ominous music]
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♪ ♪
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Yes.
Now I, General Skelly,
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will rise up and take my
revenge on that barbarian.
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Are we ready, soldiers?
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Huh? Linda?
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Michael? Where are you?
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[both speaking indistinctly]
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Oh, that's great.
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- Hey. Hey.
- It's corny, but it's good.
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You, you two.
Out here. Now.
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Oh, Michael, we're in trouble.
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[groans]
I've got to get a new army.
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♪ A troll burned his bridge ♪
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♪ A warrior lost her crown ♪
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♪ I'm not being poetic ♪
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♪ That's literally
what went down ♪
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♪ Together their journey
has begun ♪
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♪ Combining might and melody ♪
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♪ To quest and smite a demon ♪
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♪ And find their true family ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ "The Barbarian and the Troll" ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ "The Barbarian and the Troll" ♪
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- How does it feel, Brendar?
- How does what feel?
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- Being beloved.
- Stop it.
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- I'm not beloved.
- Yeah, you are.
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Little girls want you
to crush their rocks.
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Newspapers want to sketch you.
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- You're important, Brendar.
- Yeah.
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I'm not important.
The quest is.
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The quest is the only thing
that matters.
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Well, sure, but right now,
we're not questing,
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so have fun.
Enjoy the moment.
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- Time for revenge.
- Oh, oh.
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How do I look?
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Well, a bit thin,
if I'm to be honest.
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No, but still terrifying.
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Yes, your eyes
have never been redder.
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- Good one.
- But not tired red?
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- No, terrifying red.
- You, cadavers.
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Is this the Queen's Goiter?
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It is, but you might not
want to go in there.
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I'm on a revenge rampage,
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and it might not be
appropriate for a lady.
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I think I'll be fine.
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[dramatic musical sting]
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[patrons chanting]
Speech! Speech!
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When respect is lacking,
my sword starts hacking.
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No, no, no, no.
What are you doing?
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They're demanding things
in an angry tone.
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No, Brendar,
they're not angry.
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They're just excited.
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They want to hear
all about our adventure.
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- Why?
- You just... [mutters]
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I got this.
Hey, everybody.
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As Brendar's self-appointed
hype man and musical troll,
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- allow me to regale thee.
- Hmm.
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♪ You all want
to hear a speech ♪
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♪ From my violent friend ♪
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♪ Well, I promise you
she'd rather quest than trend ♪
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♪ She's Brendar ♪
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♪ Feared and revered ♪
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♪ She's Brendar ♪
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♪ Feared and revered ♪
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- ♪ She's Bren... ♪
- ♪ Ah-ha! ♪
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[low electric guitar note]
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Oh, sorry.
Was I interrupting something?
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- Uh, now that you mention it...
- My name is Kevin.
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I'm the musical goblin
of Gothmoria.
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What?
Whoa! No way!
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I'm Evan, the musical troll
of Gothmoria.
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- Want to do a duet?
- Sorry, no can do.
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I'm here with my boss.
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Besides, I only shred solo.
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[lively electric guitar solo]
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♪ ♪
[gasping]
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Wow. Who is your boss?
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Thought you'd never ask.
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♪ Listen up, ya scuzzy butts ♪
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♪ Prepare your hearts to throb ♪
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♪ Over a goddess
that needs no intro ♪
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But I must.
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♪ 'Cause that's kind of my job ♪
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♪ Sharon, Sharon ♪
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♪ Mischief and mayhem ♪
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♪ Even her beauty
will slay them ♪
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♪ Sharon, Sharon ♪
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♪ Gothmoria's fave ♪
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♪ So get your stare on ♪
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♪ Sharon ♪
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♪ Avert your eyes or eye ♪
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♪ Give her a big old hand ♪
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♪ The number one warrior
in the land ♪
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♪ And I'm proud to say,
my platonic friend ♪
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♪ Sharon ♪
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Wow, his guitar playing's fine,
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but his vocals lack authenticity.
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What are you
doing here, Sharon?
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Nice to see you too, Bren-durr.
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[gasps]
[suspenseful music]
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At least turn my head
so I can see what's happening.
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Uh, sorry, pal.
No shirt, no skin, no service.
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Oh, don't... no... oh, ah, no...
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Wait, I want to see
what happens.
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Not sure what's going on.
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Is it my age,
or is Brendar's backstory
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just too complicated
for me to follow?
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Dad, Sharon and Brendar
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were in the same
warrior princess court.
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Yeah, rumor has it,
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Sharon was the one
who blabbed to the queen
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about all the secret quests
Brendar was going on,
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and that got her kicked out.
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- Oh.
- What do you want, Sharon?
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You already got me
kicked out of the royal order
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for going on secret quests.
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Nailed it!
Did I not nail that?
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- Good one, Kyle.
- I did, didn't I?
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Fun fact.
Yesterday, a Stygian Toad-man
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hopped by and splashed mud
on one of my wicked cool boots.
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- [groans]
- Guess what I did?
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- What?
- Good question, Cyclops.
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[gasps] "Good question, Cyclops."
She's talking to me.
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Answer: I slaughtered
the entire Toad-man army.
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♪ Classic Sharon ♪
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Tomorrow, I am thinking of
traveling to the Stygian swamps.
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I might behead their king.
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- ♪ Heads up, your Highness. ♪
- Whoop-dee-do.
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Maybe I'll use his crown
to make a holiday wreath.
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Fancy it up with berries,
branches, and glitter.
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♪ Crafty! ♪
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Anyway, what are you
doing here, Sharon?
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[patrons oohing]
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The Queen is furious over
hearing about you all the time.
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Feared and revered this.
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Feared and revered that.
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We're all sick of you,
and you're not even here.
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Hey, kids.
Take pride in your work,
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and one day you might
make the Queen tinkle
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- her tunic in anger.
- How dare you!
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The Queen demands you stop
your pointless quests.
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Tell the Queen
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that I don't have
to listen to her anymore.
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Than listen to me, barbarian.
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- [patrons gasp]
- Don't pull out a weapon
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unless you're prepared
to use it.
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I challenge you to a challenge.
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- [patrons oohing]
- What?
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Ooh...
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[tense music]
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♪ ♪
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Guys, what...
what's so "ooh..." about that?
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Well, according
to princess warrior law,
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no princess warrior
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can deny another
princess warrior a challenge,
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even if one
of the princess warriors
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- is no longer a princess warrior.
- Ooh...
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What are the terms
of this challenge?
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If I lose, then you'll never
hear from me or the Queen again,
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and you can go on
with your pathetic little life.
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- Promise?
- But if you lose...
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Not gonna happen, lady.
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If you lose,
then I get your axe.
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You know,
the one dipped in dragon tears?
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[patrons gasping]
[thud]
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Whoa, did not
see that coming.
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Huh, wait, hold it.
Well, no, hold it... ha... what?
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- Has anyone seen Axe?
- Wha... wait a minute.
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You're not really thinking
about doing this.
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Well, barbarian?
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- Challenge accepted, princess.
- [gasps]
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Ladies and gentlemen,
we have...
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♪ A challenge ♪
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[patrons cheering]
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Come on, everybody. Let's go.
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- We got ourselves a challenge.
- Brr-ribbit.
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What are you doing?
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I'm having fun
like you told me to.
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No, I meant sit and have
a stein of milk with somebody
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or laugh heartily
when Horus trips over his robe,
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- not lose our friend Axe.
- Axe isn't going anywhere.
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Sharon has never beat me
in a challenge.
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- [groans]
- This is gonna be fun.
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Uh-huh. I hope so.
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[groans]
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Welcome to the warrior challenge
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between Princess Sharon
and Brendar the Barbarian.
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Our warriors will participate
in three rounds.
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- Yay!
- [crowd cheering]
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I like threes!
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Let the games begin!
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Whoo! Yes!
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- Oh, so exciting!
- I cannot contain myself!
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Hmm-hmm-hmm.
Whatcha hiding from?
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Ah!
Some restrictions apply.
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Yeah, that doesn't
really answer my question.
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- Why are you hiding?
- Because Sharon knows
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exactly what restrictions apply.
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- Don't tell anyone you saw me.
- Cool.
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Thanks for that
super normal conversation.
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Wow, this is exciting
and scary at the same time.
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Where are they shooting
their arrows from?
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A couple of furlongs up the hill.
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Wow, that's far.
I can't even see them.
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Oh, good, I thought
they were gonna use
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the teeny, tiny pumpkins.
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Heh.
Huh? What? Oh.
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Ah, there you go.
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Well, this seems unfair
to Brendar and me.
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- Mostly me.
- Oh, Brendar picked it.
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She said it'd be harder to hit,
but if she can do it,
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- it'll be a crowd-pleaser.
- "If" she can do it?
252
00:10:41,750 --> 00:10:43,543
[crowd gasps]
253
00:10:43,612 --> 00:10:45,474
- [crowd cheers]
- Booyah!
254
00:10:45,543 --> 00:10:47,647
[groans]
255
00:10:47,716 --> 00:10:50,474
Tie. One point each.
256
00:10:50,543 --> 00:10:52,612
Yeah. That's right.
257
00:10:52,681 --> 00:10:57,819
[both grunting]
[exciting music]
258
00:10:58,888 --> 00:11:04,788
♪ ♪
259
00:11:19,474 --> 00:11:21,509
No? Yes?
260
00:11:21,578 --> 00:11:27,478
♪ ♪
261
00:11:28,509 --> 00:11:31,785
[groaning]
262
00:11:31,854 --> 00:11:33,304
Time.
263
00:11:37,474 --> 00:11:39,578
Who won?
264
00:11:39,647 --> 00:11:41,612
Tie. One point each.
265
00:11:43,647 --> 00:11:45,267
Tie. One point each.
266
00:11:45,336 --> 00:11:47,543
Yay, everyone's a winner!
267
00:11:47,612 --> 00:11:50,302
[suspenseful music]
268
00:11:50,371 --> 00:11:52,371
Uh-oh. Look out!
269
00:11:52,440 --> 00:11:54,612
- Yeah, stick her on there.
- All right, here you go.
270
00:11:54,681 --> 00:11:55,888
- Boom.
- Okay.
271
00:11:55,957 --> 00:11:57,923
Mm, ah, yes,
that is much better.
272
00:11:57,992 --> 00:11:59,842
Wait, what the...
273
00:12:00,136 --> 00:12:01,681
Uh-oh.
274
00:12:01,750 --> 00:12:03,543
[screams]
[crowd gasps]
275
00:12:03,612 --> 00:12:05,440
[grunts]
276
00:12:05,509 --> 00:12:06,509
[crowd cheering]
277
00:12:06,543 --> 00:12:08,923
Yeah!
278
00:12:08,992 --> 00:12:11,198
Linda, Michael, how bad is it?
279
00:12:11,267 --> 00:12:13,509
- Um... well...
- Well...
280
00:12:13,578 --> 00:12:15,785
[both stammering]
281
00:12:15,854 --> 00:12:17,681
- Positive note.
- Yeah.
282
00:12:17,750 --> 00:12:18,810
Where's the silver lining?
283
00:12:18,811 --> 00:12:21,750
- This is... this is coming...
- You're still able to talk.
284
00:12:21,819 --> 00:12:23,543
- There you go.
- Okay.
285
00:12:23,612 --> 00:12:25,750
- Well then.
- You're better than a rock.
286
00:12:25,819 --> 00:12:27,612
Ooh, I hate that barbarian.
287
00:12:27,681 --> 00:12:29,267
[dramatic music]
288
00:12:29,336 --> 00:12:32,992
The final supersecret
death match tiebreaker is...
289
00:12:33,061 --> 00:12:36,578
[crowd gasping]
290
00:12:38,578 --> 00:12:39,681
Thumb wrestling.
291
00:12:39,750 --> 00:12:42,061
[crowd gasps]
292
00:12:42,130 --> 00:12:44,854
[crowd cheering]
293
00:12:44,923 --> 00:12:46,785
You know, my father perished
294
00:12:46,854 --> 00:12:48,474
in a thumb wrestling accident.
295
00:12:48,543 --> 00:12:51,095
We buried him with a hook
for a thumb.
296
00:12:51,164 --> 00:12:53,026
[crowd gasps]
297
00:12:53,095 --> 00:12:54,545
[laughs]
298
00:12:55,998 --> 00:12:58,233
- Hurry up. Come on, then.
- Save me a seat.
299
00:12:58,302 --> 00:13:00,647
Wait up, wait up.
300
00:13:00,716 --> 00:13:03,233
- Hey, Brendar.
- Have you seen Axe?
301
00:13:03,234 --> 00:13:04,233
No, she's gone missing.
302
00:13:04,302 --> 00:13:06,509
Listen, thumb wrestling
is really difficult.
303
00:13:06,578 --> 00:13:09,026
Not against old Princess
Weak Thumbs over there.
304
00:13:09,095 --> 00:13:12,130
Well, have you seen
her thumb lately?
305
00:13:12,198 --> 00:13:14,405
[dramatic musical sting]
306
00:13:14,474 --> 00:13:16,336
That looks like a six-pack.
307
00:13:16,405 --> 00:13:19,750
[dramatic musical sting]
[gasps]
308
00:13:19,819 --> 00:13:23,670
- Are you sure you got this?
- I'm fine. [forced chuckle]
309
00:13:24,302 --> 00:13:25,342
Whatcha you doing there?
310
00:13:25,366 --> 00:13:29,062
Uh, just thumb crunches.
Totally normal.
311
00:13:29,511 --> 00:13:31,945
Huh.
312
00:13:33,896 --> 00:13:35,793
[bell dings]
313
00:13:35,862 --> 00:13:37,241
[indistinct chatter]
314
00:13:37,310 --> 00:13:39,413
Ladies and gentlemen,
315
00:13:39,482 --> 00:13:43,068
welcome to the Destroyer
in the Goiter.
316
00:13:43,137 --> 00:13:46,689
[crowd cheering]
317
00:13:46,758 --> 00:13:48,344
In this corner,
318
00:13:48,413 --> 00:13:49,827
dressed in white and rocking
[music]
319
00:13:49,828 --> 00:13:52,689
- super awesome boots...
- Show her some love!
320
00:13:52,758 --> 00:13:54,724
♪ Show her some love ♪
321
00:13:54,793 --> 00:13:56,655
Give it up for Sharon!
322
00:13:56,724 --> 00:13:58,724
The warrior princess
of your nightmares.
323
00:13:58,793 --> 00:14:00,243
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
324
00:14:00,310 --> 00:14:02,413
- [crowd cheering]
- Look at those calluses!
325
00:14:02,482 --> 00:14:05,586
And in this corner,
dressed in barbarian brown
326
00:14:05,655 --> 00:14:09,275
and appropriate footwear,
the one, the only,
327
00:14:09,344 --> 00:14:10,622
feared and revered,
328
00:14:10,670 --> 00:14:13,137
Brendar the Barbarian.
329
00:14:13,206 --> 00:14:15,931
- [cheering]
- Okay, ow. [stammering]
330
00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:18,655
Ow. I'm tangled. Ow.
331
00:14:18,724 --> 00:14:21,896
- Evan, get it together.
- I'm trying, I'm trying.
332
00:14:21,965 --> 00:14:24,586
[dramatic music]
333
00:14:24,655 --> 00:14:30,555
♪ ♪
334
00:14:32,034 --> 00:14:33,724
[bell rings]
335
00:14:38,172 --> 00:14:40,206
Okay, I want a clean fight.
336
00:14:40,275 --> 00:14:41,725
No hits below the knuckle,
337
00:14:41,793 --> 00:14:43,793
no interference from other digits.
338
00:14:43,862 --> 00:14:47,172
And first who pins, wins.
339
00:14:48,551 --> 00:14:51,724
Both:
One, two, three, four.
340
00:14:51,793 --> 00:14:55,000
I declare a thumb war.
341
00:14:55,068 --> 00:14:58,034
[crowd cheering]
342
00:14:58,103 --> 00:14:59,379
[both grunting]
343
00:14:59,448 --> 00:15:01,620
Yeah! Come on, Brendar.
You got this.
344
00:15:03,206 --> 00:15:05,000
Come on, Sharon.
345
00:15:05,068 --> 00:15:08,275
♪ Sharon! ♪
Yeah! Yeah!
346
00:15:08,276 --> 00:15:10,861
[both grunting]
347
00:15:10,862 --> 00:15:14,482
- Yeah. That's it.
- Come on!
348
00:15:17,448 --> 00:15:20,179
Whoo-hoo!
Yeah, Brendar. [laughs]
349
00:15:20,214 --> 00:15:26,037
♪ ♪
350
00:15:29,586 --> 00:15:32,275
- Hey, hey, hey, hey!
- Is she allowed to do that?
351
00:15:32,344 --> 00:15:33,620
No slapping the ref!
352
00:15:33,689 --> 00:15:35,793
Come on!
353
00:15:35,862 --> 00:15:38,689
There's no possible way
you can be defeated!
354
00:15:41,586 --> 00:15:44,137
It's too dark to sketch in here.
Help me out, ladies.
355
00:15:44,172 --> 00:15:47,517
[both giggling]
356
00:15:47,586 --> 00:15:50,896
Ah! Ah!
357
00:15:52,068 --> 00:15:55,586
Oh! Sharon wins!
358
00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:57,206
We have a winner.
[bell dings]
359
00:15:57,275 --> 00:15:59,379
- [crowd cheering]
- Yeah! Yeah, that's right!
360
00:15:59,448 --> 00:16:02,724
♪ Sharon ♪
The number one thumb.
361
00:16:02,793 --> 00:16:05,241
Let's hear it. Let's hear it.
I can't hear you.
362
00:16:05,310 --> 00:16:09,765
[audio distorts and fades]
363
00:16:13,689 --> 00:16:16,172
[sighs]
364
00:16:16,241 --> 00:16:19,137
[somber music]
365
00:16:19,206 --> 00:16:25,106
♪ ♪
366
00:16:25,963 --> 00:16:27,928
- Psst. Evan.
- Huh?
367
00:16:27,997 --> 00:16:29,653
- Down here.
- Huh?
368
00:16:29,722 --> 00:16:33,170
- It's me, Axe.
- Axe! Where you been, pal?
369
00:16:33,239 --> 00:16:34,689
Hey, guys, I found Axe.
370
00:16:34,722 --> 00:16:36,963
- Was she missing?
- Pay attention, Dad.
371
00:16:37,032 --> 00:16:39,342
Oh, boy, Brendar's been
looking for you everywhere.
372
00:16:39,411 --> 00:16:40,963
She's really upset.
373
00:16:41,032 --> 00:16:43,446
I know, but she's about
to get even more upset.
374
00:16:43,515 --> 00:16:44,965
Wha... what are you
talking about?
375
00:16:44,997 --> 00:16:46,549
I wasn't honest
about who I am.
376
00:16:46,618 --> 00:16:49,101
[gasps]
Are you actually a shovel?
377
00:16:49,170 --> 00:16:50,963
- No, it's worse.
- [gasps]
378
00:16:51,032 --> 00:16:53,170
And Sharon would've known
the second she saw me.
379
00:16:53,239 --> 00:16:55,239
So I hid all day because I want
380
00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:58,595
- to be the one to tell Brendar.
- Ooh, tell her what?
381
00:16:58,596 --> 00:17:02,791
- That I'm...
- Axe. My friend. I'm so sorry.
382
00:17:02,860 --> 00:17:06,066
I put myself
before the quest, and I lost.
383
00:17:06,135 --> 00:17:07,415
You don't know
the whole story.
384
00:17:07,439 --> 00:17:09,584
- I'm...
- I promise you I will not forget you.
385
00:17:09,653 --> 00:17:12,342
I will find a way for us
to be together again.
386
00:17:12,411 --> 00:17:13,811
But Brendar, I'm trying to tell...
387
00:17:13,835 --> 00:17:15,791
For you are a friend of Brendar,
388
00:17:15,860 --> 00:17:18,273
and Brendar doesn't
take friendship lightly.
389
00:17:18,342 --> 00:17:21,446
A friend of Brendar
is a friend for life.
390
00:17:21,515 --> 00:17:24,551
Yeah, about that. See...
[lively electric guitar music]
391
00:17:24,618 --> 00:17:27,066
Yeah!
♪ Sharon! ♪
392
00:17:27,135 --> 00:17:30,101
Yeah! Let's hear it.
393
00:17:30,170 --> 00:17:33,860
Okay, Bren-durr.
Where's my new axe?
394
00:17:33,928 --> 00:17:36,825
[suspenseful music]
395
00:17:36,894 --> 00:17:38,344
♪ ♪
396
00:17:38,377 --> 00:17:39,928
This is Axe.
397
00:17:39,997 --> 00:17:44,273
- Axe, this is Sharon.
- Hey.
398
00:17:44,342 --> 00:17:46,756
Wha...
[both laughing]
399
00:17:46,825 --> 00:17:48,446
Oh, come on.
Stop playing games.
400
00:17:48,515 --> 00:17:50,860
Where's the tear-dipped axe
I won?
401
00:17:50,928 --> 00:17:52,239
What are you talking about?
402
00:17:52,308 --> 00:17:54,342
This is the demon-chopping axe.
403
00:17:54,411 --> 00:17:56,308
- "Forged in the seventh level"...
- Lies.
404
00:17:56,377 --> 00:17:58,945
- It's silver, not gold.
- What?
405
00:17:58,946 --> 00:18:02,308
[scoffs]
The Haargmord dual-bladed axe
406
00:18:02,377 --> 00:18:04,377
turns gold when dipped
in dragons' tears.
407
00:18:04,446 --> 00:18:07,411
Your axe, this silver one,
408
00:18:07,480 --> 00:18:09,239
is good for nothing
but chopping wood.
409
00:18:09,308 --> 00:18:11,687
[laughs] Yeah.
If you're up against Alvin,
410
00:18:11,756 --> 00:18:13,480
you might as well have
a licorice whip.
411
00:18:13,549 --> 00:18:16,722
Ah, then we're all set.
412
00:18:16,791 --> 00:18:17,894
[tense music]
413
00:18:17,963 --> 00:18:20,584
- Is this true?
- Yeah.
414
00:18:20,653 --> 00:18:22,860
She didn't even know.
415
00:18:22,928 --> 00:18:24,308
[both laughing]
416
00:18:24,377 --> 00:18:26,032
Ah, do you see
what we had to deal with
417
00:18:26,101 --> 00:18:27,551
- when she was in the kingdom?
- [sighs]
418
00:18:27,584 --> 00:18:29,722
Someone fell asleep
through weapons class.
419
00:18:29,791 --> 00:18:31,515
The nerve.
420
00:18:31,584 --> 00:18:34,239
Well, I won,
and I want my prize.
421
00:18:34,308 --> 00:18:37,411
Kevin, tell them I want my prize.
And it better be good.
422
00:18:37,480 --> 00:18:41,032
Okay, listen up.
The princess is not happy.
423
00:18:41,101 --> 00:18:44,231
The axe is out.
But I know something
424
00:18:44,232 --> 00:18:46,549
that would look great on Sharon.
425
00:18:46,618 --> 00:18:49,060
♪ Your slogan ♪
426
00:18:51,204 --> 00:18:53,273
Good one, Kev.
427
00:18:53,342 --> 00:18:55,894
From now on,
I am to be known as Sharon,
428
00:18:55,963 --> 00:18:59,135
the feared and revered
princess warrior.
429
00:18:59,204 --> 00:19:01,342
- That's fierce.
- No, no, no, wait.
430
00:19:01,411 --> 00:19:04,963
- You can't take Brendar's slogan.
- Take it.
431
00:19:05,032 --> 00:19:07,377
[solemn music]
432
00:19:07,446 --> 00:19:11,618
Time to go.
Nice meeting you all.
433
00:19:11,687 --> 00:19:14,342
Oh, thanks, Sharon.
Come back any time now.
434
00:19:14,411 --> 00:19:16,722
- Not cool, Kyle.
- What?
435
00:19:16,756 --> 00:19:19,584
- Play me out, Kev-Kev.
- ♪ Who's the barbarian ♪
436
00:19:19,653 --> 00:19:21,618
♪ With awesome
might and brawn? ♪
437
00:19:21,687 --> 00:19:23,515
♪ Feared and revered ♪
438
00:19:23,584 --> 00:19:29,066
♪ Her name is Sharon! ♪
[vocalizing]
439
00:19:29,135 --> 00:19:30,756
[sighs]
440
00:19:30,825 --> 00:19:34,170
Hmm.
Axe. You lied.
441
00:19:34,239 --> 00:19:37,928
Uh, technically, I said,
"Restrictions apply," so...
442
00:19:37,997 --> 00:19:42,273
Are those restrictions that
you don't have dragons' tears?
443
00:19:42,342 --> 00:19:44,928
- Yikes.
- I'm sorry, Brendar.
444
00:19:44,997 --> 00:19:47,342
I shouldn't have bought Axe
off the back of a carriage.
445
00:19:47,411 --> 00:19:48,861
It's not your fault.
446
00:19:48,894 --> 00:19:51,094
Well, you can still get
the demon Alvin though, right?
447
00:19:51,101 --> 00:19:53,653
Not without an axe
dipped in dragons' tears.
448
00:19:53,722 --> 00:19:55,963
Huh, well, uh,
we can just get another one.
449
00:19:56,032 --> 00:19:58,377
They don't sell them
in the marketplace, Evan.
450
00:19:58,446 --> 00:20:01,101
They're rare.
Apparently so rare
451
00:20:01,170 --> 00:20:02,850
that I don't even know
what one looks like.
452
00:20:02,874 --> 00:20:05,618
Okay, yeah, but... we'll find
a depressed dragon
453
00:20:05,687 --> 00:20:07,411
and collect its tears.
454
00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:08,997
Come on, Brendar.
We can fix this.
455
00:20:09,066 --> 00:20:10,894
No, we can't fix this.
456
00:20:10,963 --> 00:20:12,756
There is no fixing this
457
00:20:12,825 --> 00:20:15,687
because I don't even know
where to start.
458
00:20:15,756 --> 00:20:17,066
I'm sorry.
459
00:20:17,135 --> 00:20:19,446
I just... I just had to
get out of that castle.
460
00:20:19,515 --> 00:20:22,446
- What's wrong with my castle?
- And then I loved
461
00:20:22,447 --> 00:20:25,825
being on the quests
and around you and everyone.
462
00:20:25,894 --> 00:20:28,101
I was afraid
that if I told the truth,
463
00:20:28,170 --> 00:20:30,248
you'd leave me behind.
464
00:20:31,963 --> 00:20:34,032
Brendar? Are you okay?
465
00:20:34,101 --> 00:20:36,791
You know what?
I think I am.
466
00:20:36,860 --> 00:20:39,618
You sure?
You can tell us if you're not.
467
00:20:39,687 --> 00:20:41,480
No, there's nothing to tell.
[chuckles]
468
00:20:41,549 --> 00:20:44,273
Really. I'm good.
469
00:20:44,342 --> 00:20:47,791
Thank you all.
I'm going home.
470
00:20:47,860 --> 00:20:54,626
♪ ♪
471
00:20:54,687 --> 00:20:57,480
Oh, no.
What have I done?
472
00:20:57,549 --> 00:21:00,101
So that's it?
No more quests?
473
00:21:00,170 --> 00:21:03,549
I was hoping for one
more great adventure.
474
00:21:03,618 --> 00:21:05,480
What... what are you guys
talking about?
475
00:21:05,549 --> 00:21:07,791
You heard her. She's done.
476
00:21:07,860 --> 00:21:10,722
Okay, I don't know
what you heard.
477
00:21:10,791 --> 00:21:13,549
But what I heard
was a barbarian
478
00:21:13,618 --> 00:21:15,894
with a broken heart
crying out for help.
479
00:21:15,963 --> 00:21:17,515
And after all she's
been through, [music]
480
00:21:17,584 --> 00:21:19,687
she deserves to have us
help her out
481
00:21:19,756 --> 00:21:23,101
'cause, well,
she's helped us out a lot.
482
00:21:23,170 --> 00:21:26,756
And you know what, guys?
We're quest friends.
483
00:21:26,825 --> 00:21:29,722
And we never leave
anyone behind.
484
00:21:29,791 --> 00:21:31,584
- [door slams open]
- Where is she?
485
00:21:31,653 --> 00:21:35,101
At long last, Brendar is mine!
486
00:21:37,170 --> 00:21:40,204
- What is Skelly doing here?
- Oh, I'm sorry.
487
00:21:40,273 --> 00:21:43,204
I didn't mean to interrupt.
Is, uh, Brendar here?
488
00:21:43,273 --> 00:21:45,170
She left, like, five minutes ago.
489
00:21:45,239 --> 00:21:46,689
Gah!
490
00:21:46,756 --> 00:21:48,963
Do you maybe want
to leave a message?
491
00:21:49,032 --> 00:21:52,204
Oh, yeah, uh, tell her that
Generally Skelly, that's S-K...
492
00:21:52,273 --> 00:21:54,860
What are you doing?
This is a surprise attack.
493
00:21:54,928 --> 00:21:56,860
Ooh, yeah, tell her
it's a surprise attack.
494
00:21:56,928 --> 00:21:59,342
Wha... No, just go!
Back to the castle.
495
00:21:59,411 --> 00:22:03,172
Wha... are you leaving a tip?
You didn't order anything!
496
00:22:03,204 --> 00:22:05,342
You don't leave a tip
when you don't order.
497
00:22:05,411 --> 00:22:06,611
I wanted to get a milkshake.
498
00:22:06,653 --> 00:22:09,268
- You can get a froyo at home.
- [groans]
499
00:22:11,073 --> 00:22:15,707
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