1 00:00:02,501 --> 00:00:04,660 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:08,805 --> 00:00:11,667 [upbeat rock music] 3 00:00:11,736 --> 00:00:17,636 ♪ ♪ 4 00:00:25,460 --> 00:00:28,287 And then I said, "The dual-bladed demon chopper 5 00:00:28,356 --> 00:00:30,736 forged in the seventh lower level of Haargmord." 6 00:00:30,805 --> 00:00:33,736 Haargmord forever! [all cheer] 7 00:00:33,805 --> 00:00:36,218 This quest has been a lot of fun. 8 00:00:36,287 --> 00:00:37,529 [indistinct chatter] 9 00:00:37,598 --> 00:00:39,398 Congratulations on all your quests, Brendar. 10 00:00:39,422 --> 00:00:41,943 - Thanks, Kyle. - You're really going places. 11 00:00:42,012 --> 00:00:43,632 I'm going to keep an eye on you. 12 00:00:43,701 --> 00:00:45,977 - [chuckles] - That joke never gets old. 13 00:00:46,046 --> 00:00:47,496 Unlike this bread. 14 00:00:47,529 --> 00:00:49,253 Cooled in dragons' tears. 15 00:00:49,322 --> 00:00:53,563 Demons beware because you're getting chopped! 16 00:00:53,632 --> 00:00:55,943 Offer valid in 49 kingdoms, some restrictions apply. 17 00:00:56,012 --> 00:00:58,012 [laughter] 18 00:00:58,081 --> 00:00:59,115 Thank you. 19 00:00:59,184 --> 00:01:02,425 - Let me get a quick sketch. - Be sure to get my good side. 20 00:01:03,770 --> 00:01:05,330 Hey Brendar, looks like you got a fan. 21 00:01:05,354 --> 00:01:07,115 - Yeah? - Excuse me, Brendar. 22 00:01:07,184 --> 00:01:08,874 Can you crush this rock for me? 23 00:01:08,943 --> 00:01:11,063 - Why? - Oh, wow, something 24 00:01:11,064 --> 00:01:13,701 to remember you by 'cause now you're popular. 25 00:01:13,770 --> 00:01:15,220 Fine. 26 00:01:18,012 --> 00:01:19,356 Thanks, Brendar. 27 00:01:19,425 --> 00:01:22,184 I want to be just like you when I grow up. 28 00:01:22,253 --> 00:01:24,012 Wow, she's gonna remember that forever. 29 00:01:24,081 --> 00:01:26,150 Speaking of memories, I have a present for you. 30 00:01:26,218 --> 00:01:27,598 Oh, my gosh. 31 00:01:27,667 --> 00:01:29,943 Is this a lute carved from the wood 32 00:01:30,012 --> 00:01:31,598 of the evil tree you defeated? 33 00:01:31,667 --> 00:01:33,147 No, it's a lute carved from the wood 34 00:01:33,184 --> 00:01:37,150 - of the evil tree we defeated. - Aw, I love it. Thank you. 35 00:01:37,218 --> 00:01:39,322 I'm going to call it Luteous the Third. 36 00:01:39,391 --> 00:01:41,977 [haunting note] 37 00:01:42,046 --> 00:01:44,184 Hmm. Such a dulcet tone. 38 00:01:44,253 --> 00:01:47,150 [ominous music] 39 00:01:47,218 --> 00:01:50,908 ♪ ♪ 40 00:01:50,977 --> 00:01:54,851 Yes. Now I, General Skelly, 41 00:01:54,852 --> 00:02:00,150 will rise up and take my revenge on that barbarian. 42 00:02:00,218 --> 00:02:01,977 Are we ready, soldiers? 43 00:02:02,046 --> 00:02:04,012 Huh? Linda? 44 00:02:04,081 --> 00:02:05,563 Michael? Where are you? 45 00:02:05,632 --> 00:02:08,460 [both speaking indistinctly] 46 00:02:08,529 --> 00:02:09,736 Oh, that's great. 47 00:02:09,805 --> 00:02:12,256 - Hey. Hey. - It's corny, but it's good. 48 00:02:13,908 --> 00:02:17,046 You, you two. Out here. Now. 49 00:02:17,115 --> 00:02:19,391 Oh, Michael, we're in trouble. 50 00:02:19,460 --> 00:02:23,287 [groans] I've got to get a new army. 51 00:02:23,356 --> 00:02:25,218 ♪ A troll burned his bridge ♪ 52 00:02:25,287 --> 00:02:27,563 ♪ A warrior lost her crown ♪ 53 00:02:27,632 --> 00:02:30,046 ♪ I'm not being poetic ♪ 54 00:02:30,115 --> 00:02:32,770 ♪ That's literally what went down ♪ 55 00:02:32,839 --> 00:02:34,322 ♪ Together their journey has begun ♪ 56 00:02:34,391 --> 00:02:36,770 ♪ Combining might and melody ♪ 57 00:02:36,839 --> 00:02:38,839 ♪ To quest and smite a demon ♪ 58 00:02:38,908 --> 00:02:41,805 ♪ And find their true family ♪ 59 00:02:41,874 --> 00:02:44,218 ♪ Yeah ♪ 60 00:02:44,287 --> 00:02:46,287 ♪ "The Barbarian and the Troll" ♪ 61 00:02:46,356 --> 00:02:48,253 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 62 00:02:48,322 --> 00:02:51,287 ♪ "The Barbarian and the Troll" ♪ 63 00:02:54,460 --> 00:02:57,253 - How does it feel, Brendar? - How does what feel? 64 00:02:57,322 --> 00:02:58,943 - Being beloved. - Stop it. 65 00:02:59,012 --> 00:03:00,874 - I'm not beloved. - Yeah, you are. 66 00:03:00,943 --> 00:03:02,667 Little girls want you to crush their rocks. 67 00:03:02,736 --> 00:03:04,563 Newspapers want to sketch you. 68 00:03:04,632 --> 00:03:06,032 - You're important, Brendar. - Yeah. 69 00:03:06,056 --> 00:03:08,494 I'm not important. The quest is. 70 00:03:08,563 --> 00:03:11,460 The quest is the only thing that matters. 71 00:03:11,529 --> 00:03:13,632 Well, sure, but right now, we're not questing, 72 00:03:13,701 --> 00:03:17,563 so have fun. Enjoy the moment. 73 00:03:17,742 --> 00:03:19,397 - Time for revenge. - Oh, oh. 74 00:03:19,466 --> 00:03:20,811 How do I look? 75 00:03:20,880 --> 00:03:23,053 Well, a bit thin, if I'm to be honest. 76 00:03:23,122 --> 00:03:24,915 No, but still terrifying. 77 00:03:24,984 --> 00:03:26,673 Yes, your eyes have never been redder. 78 00:03:26,742 --> 00:03:28,570 - Good one. - But not tired red? 79 00:03:28,639 --> 00:03:30,777 - No, terrifying red. - You, cadavers. 80 00:03:30,846 --> 00:03:32,296 Is this the Queen's Goiter? 81 00:03:32,328 --> 00:03:34,984 It is, but you might not want to go in there. 82 00:03:35,053 --> 00:03:37,673 I'm on a revenge rampage, 83 00:03:37,742 --> 00:03:40,018 and it might not be appropriate for a lady. 84 00:03:40,087 --> 00:03:41,363 I think I'll be fine. 85 00:03:41,432 --> 00:03:43,018 [dramatic musical sting] 86 00:03:43,087 --> 00:03:46,018 [patrons chanting] Speech! Speech! 87 00:03:48,328 --> 00:03:51,432 When respect is lacking, my sword starts hacking. 88 00:03:51,501 --> 00:03:52,777 No, no, no, no. What are you doing? 89 00:03:52,846 --> 00:03:54,639 They're demanding things in an angry tone. 90 00:03:54,708 --> 00:03:56,053 No, Brendar, they're not angry. 91 00:03:56,122 --> 00:03:57,225 They're just excited. 92 00:03:57,294 --> 00:03:58,934 They want to hear all about our adventure. 93 00:03:58,958 --> 00:04:01,158 - Why? - You just... [mutters] 94 00:04:01,225 --> 00:04:03,777 I got this. Hey, everybody. 95 00:04:03,846 --> 00:04:07,466 As Brendar's self-appointed hype man and musical troll, 96 00:04:07,535 --> 00:04:12,161 - allow me to regale thee. - Hmm. 97 00:04:12,178 --> 00:04:13,620 ♪ You all want to hear a speech ♪ 98 00:04:13,644 --> 00:04:14,984 ♪ From my violent friend ♪ 99 00:04:15,053 --> 00:04:18,018 ♪ Well, I promise you she'd rather quest than trend ♪ 100 00:04:18,087 --> 00:04:19,537 ♪ She's Brendar ♪ 101 00:04:19,604 --> 00:04:21,122 ♪ Feared and revered ♪ 102 00:04:21,191 --> 00:04:22,846 ♪ She's Brendar ♪ 103 00:04:22,915 --> 00:04:24,122 ♪ Feared and revered ♪ 104 00:04:24,191 --> 00:04:28,122 - ♪ She's Bren... ♪ - ♪ Ah-ha! ♪ 105 00:04:28,191 --> 00:04:29,984 [low electric guitar note] 106 00:04:30,053 --> 00:04:32,397 Oh, sorry. Was I interrupting something? 107 00:04:32,466 --> 00:04:34,846 - Uh, now that you mention it... - My name is Kevin. 108 00:04:34,915 --> 00:04:36,501 I'm the musical goblin of Gothmoria. 109 00:04:36,570 --> 00:04:38,191 What? Whoa! No way! 110 00:04:38,260 --> 00:04:40,673 I'm Evan, the musical troll of Gothmoria. 111 00:04:40,742 --> 00:04:43,535 - Want to do a duet? - Sorry, no can do. 112 00:04:43,604 --> 00:04:44,846 I'm here with my boss. 113 00:04:44,915 --> 00:04:47,466 Besides, I only shred solo. 114 00:04:47,535 --> 00:04:50,397 [lively electric guitar solo] 115 00:04:50,466 --> 00:04:53,639 ♪ ♪ [gasping] 116 00:04:53,708 --> 00:04:55,397 Wow. Who is your boss? 117 00:04:55,466 --> 00:04:57,742 Thought you'd never ask. 118 00:04:57,811 --> 00:05:00,018 ♪ Listen up, ya scuzzy butts ♪ 119 00:05:00,087 --> 00:05:01,949 ♪ Prepare your hearts to throb ♪ 120 00:05:02,018 --> 00:05:04,604 ♪ Over a goddess that needs no intro ♪ 121 00:05:04,673 --> 00:05:06,191 But I must. 122 00:05:06,260 --> 00:05:08,294 ♪ 'Cause that's kind of my job ♪ 123 00:05:08,363 --> 00:05:12,432 ♪ Sharon, Sharon ♪ 124 00:05:12,501 --> 00:05:13,880 ♪ Mischief and mayhem ♪ 125 00:05:13,949 --> 00:05:16,501 ♪ Even her beauty will slay them ♪ 126 00:05:16,570 --> 00:05:19,639 ♪ Sharon, Sharon ♪ 127 00:05:19,708 --> 00:05:21,328 ♪ Gothmoria's fave ♪ 128 00:05:21,397 --> 00:05:23,604 ♪ So get your stare on ♪ 129 00:05:23,673 --> 00:05:27,225 ♪ Sharon ♪ 130 00:05:27,294 --> 00:05:29,328 ♪ Avert your eyes or eye ♪ 131 00:05:29,397 --> 00:05:31,191 ♪ Give her a big old hand ♪ 132 00:05:31,260 --> 00:05:33,294 ♪ The number one warrior in the land ♪ 133 00:05:33,363 --> 00:05:36,156 ♪ And I'm proud to say, my platonic friend ♪ 134 00:05:36,225 --> 00:05:40,087 ♪ Sharon ♪ 135 00:05:40,156 --> 00:05:42,087 Wow, his guitar playing's fine, 136 00:05:42,156 --> 00:05:45,149 but his vocals lack authenticity. 137 00:05:46,501 --> 00:05:48,466 What are you doing here, Sharon? 138 00:05:48,535 --> 00:05:51,122 Nice to see you too, Bren-durr. 139 00:05:51,191 --> 00:05:53,518 [gasps] [suspenseful music] 140 00:05:54,294 --> 00:05:57,018 At least turn my head so I can see what's happening. 141 00:05:57,087 --> 00:06:00,570 Uh, sorry, pal. No shirt, no skin, no service. 142 00:06:00,639 --> 00:06:03,880 Oh, don't... no... oh, ah, no... 143 00:06:03,949 --> 00:06:05,756 Wait, I want to see what happens. 144 00:06:08,578 --> 00:06:10,923 Not sure what's going on. 145 00:06:10,992 --> 00:06:13,164 Is it my age, or is Brendar's backstory 146 00:06:13,233 --> 00:06:15,164 just too complicated for me to follow? 147 00:06:15,233 --> 00:06:17,026 Dad, Sharon and Brendar 148 00:06:17,095 --> 00:06:19,095 were in the same warrior princess court. 149 00:06:19,164 --> 00:06:19,974 Yeah, rumor has it, 150 00:06:19,975 --> 00:06:22,304 Sharon was the one who blabbed to the queen 151 00:06:22,336 --> 00:06:24,474 about all the secret quests Brendar was going on, 152 00:06:24,543 --> 00:06:25,993 and that got her kicked out. 153 00:06:26,061 --> 00:06:28,061 - Oh. - What do you want, Sharon? 154 00:06:28,130 --> 00:06:30,010 You already got me kicked out of the royal order 155 00:06:30,034 --> 00:06:31,484 for going on secret quests. 156 00:06:31,543 --> 00:06:34,164 Nailed it! Did I not nail that? 157 00:06:34,233 --> 00:06:35,633 - Good one, Kyle. - I did, didn't I? 158 00:06:35,681 --> 00:06:38,647 Fun fact. Yesterday, a Stygian Toad-man 159 00:06:38,716 --> 00:06:42,474 hopped by and splashed mud on one of my wicked cool boots. 160 00:06:42,543 --> 00:06:44,785 - [groans] - Guess what I did? 161 00:06:47,474 --> 00:06:49,888 - What? - Good question, Cyclops. 162 00:06:49,957 --> 00:06:52,854 [gasps] "Good question, Cyclops." She's talking to me. 163 00:06:52,923 --> 00:06:56,750 Answer: I slaughtered the entire Toad-man army. 164 00:06:56,819 --> 00:06:58,992 ♪ Classic Sharon ♪ 165 00:06:59,061 --> 00:07:01,888 Tomorrow, I am thinking of traveling to the Stygian swamps. 166 00:07:01,957 --> 00:07:04,543 I might behead their king. 167 00:07:04,612 --> 00:07:07,373 - ♪ Heads up, your Highness. ♪ - Whoop-dee-do. 168 00:07:07,440 --> 00:07:09,888 Maybe I'll use his crown to make a holiday wreath. 169 00:07:09,957 --> 00:07:13,130 Fancy it up with berries, branches, and glitter. 170 00:07:13,198 --> 00:07:14,648 ♪ Crafty! ♪ 171 00:07:15,923 --> 00:07:19,543 Anyway, what are you doing here, Sharon? 172 00:07:19,612 --> 00:07:22,061 [patrons oohing] 173 00:07:23,095 --> 00:07:25,819 The Queen is furious over hearing about you all the time. 174 00:07:25,888 --> 00:07:27,388 Feared and revered this. 175 00:07:27,389 --> 00:07:28,888 Feared and revered that. 176 00:07:28,957 --> 00:07:31,198 We're all sick of you, and you're not even here. 177 00:07:31,267 --> 00:07:33,478 Hey, kids. Take pride in your work, 178 00:07:33,479 --> 00:07:35,852 and one day you might make the Queen tinkle 179 00:07:35,853 --> 00:07:38,716 - her tunic in anger. - How dare you! 180 00:07:38,785 --> 00:07:40,705 The Queen demands you stop your pointless quests. 181 00:07:40,729 --> 00:07:42,095 Tell the Queen 182 00:07:42,164 --> 00:07:44,405 that I don't have to listen to her anymore. 183 00:07:44,474 --> 00:07:46,612 Than listen to me, barbarian. 184 00:07:46,681 --> 00:07:48,612 - [patrons gasp] - Don't pull out a weapon 185 00:07:48,681 --> 00:07:50,647 unless you're prepared to use it. 186 00:07:50,716 --> 00:07:54,578 I challenge you to a challenge. 187 00:07:54,647 --> 00:07:56,923 - [patrons oohing] - What? 188 00:07:56,992 --> 00:07:58,612 Ooh... 189 00:07:58,681 --> 00:08:01,509 [tense music] 190 00:08:01,578 --> 00:08:04,164 ♪ ♪ 191 00:08:04,233 --> 00:08:07,854 Guys, what... what's so "ooh..." about that? 192 00:08:07,923 --> 00:08:09,681 Well, according to princess warrior law, 193 00:08:09,750 --> 00:08:11,026 no princess warrior 194 00:08:11,095 --> 00:08:13,371 can deny another princess warrior a challenge, 195 00:08:13,440 --> 00:08:15,095 even if one of the princess warriors 196 00:08:15,164 --> 00:08:19,336 - is no longer a princess warrior. - Ooh... 197 00:08:19,405 --> 00:08:21,405 What are the terms of this challenge? 198 00:08:21,474 --> 00:08:24,233 If I lose, then you'll never hear from me or the Queen again, 199 00:08:24,234 --> 00:08:26,785 and you can go on with your pathetic little life. 200 00:08:26,854 --> 00:08:28,785 - Promise? - But if you lose... 201 00:08:28,854 --> 00:08:30,681 Not gonna happen, lady. 202 00:08:30,750 --> 00:08:33,267 If you lose, then I get your axe. 203 00:08:33,336 --> 00:08:35,612 You know, the one dipped in dragon tears? 204 00:08:35,681 --> 00:08:37,957 [patrons gasping] [thud] 205 00:08:38,026 --> 00:08:39,405 Whoa, did not see that coming. 206 00:08:39,474 --> 00:08:42,371 Huh, wait, hold it. Well, no, hold it... ha... what? 207 00:08:42,440 --> 00:08:45,164 - Has anyone seen Axe? - Wha... wait a minute. 208 00:08:45,233 --> 00:08:47,440 You're not really thinking about doing this. 209 00:08:47,509 --> 00:08:48,959 Well, barbarian? 210 00:08:49,026 --> 00:08:52,750 - Challenge accepted, princess. - [gasps] 211 00:08:52,819 --> 00:08:54,405 Ladies and gentlemen, we have... 212 00:08:54,474 --> 00:08:56,681 ♪ A challenge ♪ 213 00:08:56,750 --> 00:08:58,612 [patrons cheering] 214 00:08:58,681 --> 00:09:00,250 Come on, everybody. Let's go. 215 00:09:00,251 --> 00:09:03,888 - We got ourselves a challenge. - Brr-ribbit. 216 00:09:06,061 --> 00:09:07,302 What are you doing? 217 00:09:07,371 --> 00:09:08,854 I'm having fun like you told me to. 218 00:09:08,923 --> 00:09:12,061 No, I meant sit and have a stein of milk with somebody 219 00:09:12,130 --> 00:09:14,509 or laugh heartily when Horus trips over his robe, 220 00:09:14,578 --> 00:09:17,198 - not lose our friend Axe. - Axe isn't going anywhere. 221 00:09:17,267 --> 00:09:19,888 Sharon has never beat me in a challenge. 222 00:09:19,957 --> 00:09:21,681 - [groans] - This is gonna be fun. 223 00:09:21,750 --> 00:09:25,819 Uh-huh. I hope so. 224 00:09:25,888 --> 00:09:27,923 [groans] 225 00:09:27,992 --> 00:09:29,992 Welcome to the warrior challenge 226 00:09:30,061 --> 00:09:34,233 between Princess Sharon and Brendar the Barbarian. 227 00:09:34,302 --> 00:09:37,854 Our warriors will participate in three rounds. 228 00:09:37,923 --> 00:09:40,413 - Yay! - [crowd cheering] 229 00:09:40,716 --> 00:09:41,819 I like threes! 230 00:09:41,888 --> 00:09:43,612 Let the games begin! 231 00:09:43,681 --> 00:09:45,336 Whoo! Yes! 232 00:09:45,405 --> 00:09:49,336 - Oh, so exciting! - I cannot contain myself! 233 00:09:49,405 --> 00:09:51,578 Hmm-hmm-hmm. Whatcha hiding from? 234 00:09:51,647 --> 00:09:55,267 Ah! Some restrictions apply. 235 00:09:55,336 --> 00:09:57,371 Yeah, that doesn't really answer my question. 236 00:09:57,440 --> 00:10:00,166 - Why are you hiding? - Because Sharon knows 237 00:10:00,233 --> 00:10:03,543 exactly what restrictions apply. 238 00:10:03,612 --> 00:10:06,957 - Don't tell anyone you saw me. - Cool. 239 00:10:07,026 --> 00:10:09,440 Thanks for that super normal conversation. 240 00:10:09,509 --> 00:10:12,026 Wow, this is exciting and scary at the same time. 241 00:10:12,095 --> 00:10:13,785 Where are they shooting their arrows from? 242 00:10:13,854 --> 00:10:16,302 A couple of furlongs up the hill. 243 00:10:19,578 --> 00:10:21,474 Wow, that's far. I can't even see them. 244 00:10:21,543 --> 00:10:24,061 Oh, good, I thought they were gonna use 245 00:10:24,130 --> 00:10:25,681 the teeny, tiny pumpkins. 246 00:10:25,750 --> 00:10:28,336 Heh. Huh? What? Oh. 247 00:10:28,405 --> 00:10:29,612 Ah, there you go. 248 00:10:29,681 --> 00:10:31,888 Well, this seems unfair to Brendar and me. 249 00:10:31,957 --> 00:10:34,716 - Mostly me. - Oh, Brendar picked it. 250 00:10:34,785 --> 00:10:37,801 She said it'd be harder to hit, but if she can do it, 251 00:10:37,802 --> 00:10:41,681 - it'll be a crowd-pleaser. - "If" she can do it? 252 00:10:41,750 --> 00:10:43,543 [crowd gasps] 253 00:10:43,612 --> 00:10:45,474 - [crowd cheers] - Booyah! 254 00:10:45,543 --> 00:10:47,647 [groans] 255 00:10:47,716 --> 00:10:50,474 Tie. One point each. 256 00:10:50,543 --> 00:10:52,612 Yeah. That's right. 257 00:10:52,681 --> 00:10:57,819 [both grunting] [exciting music] 258 00:10:58,888 --> 00:11:04,788 ♪ ♪ 259 00:11:19,474 --> 00:11:21,509 No? Yes? 260 00:11:21,578 --> 00:11:27,478 ♪ ♪ 261 00:11:28,509 --> 00:11:31,785 [groaning] 262 00:11:31,854 --> 00:11:33,304 Time. 263 00:11:37,474 --> 00:11:39,578 Who won? 264 00:11:39,647 --> 00:11:41,612 Tie. One point each. 265 00:11:43,647 --> 00:11:45,267 Tie. One point each. 266 00:11:45,336 --> 00:11:47,543 Yay, everyone's a winner! 267 00:11:47,612 --> 00:11:50,302 [suspenseful music] 268 00:11:50,371 --> 00:11:52,371 Uh-oh. Look out! 269 00:11:52,440 --> 00:11:54,612 - Yeah, stick her on there. - All right, here you go. 270 00:11:54,681 --> 00:11:55,888 - Boom. - Okay. 271 00:11:55,957 --> 00:11:57,923 Mm, ah, yes, that is much better. 272 00:11:57,992 --> 00:11:59,842 Wait, what the... 273 00:12:00,136 --> 00:12:01,681 Uh-oh. 274 00:12:01,750 --> 00:12:03,543 [screams] [crowd gasps] 275 00:12:03,612 --> 00:12:05,440 [grunts] 276 00:12:05,509 --> 00:12:06,509 [crowd cheering] 277 00:12:06,543 --> 00:12:08,923 Yeah! 278 00:12:08,992 --> 00:12:11,198 Linda, Michael, how bad is it? 279 00:12:11,267 --> 00:12:13,509 - Um... well... - Well... 280 00:12:13,578 --> 00:12:15,785 [both stammering] 281 00:12:15,854 --> 00:12:17,681 - Positive note. - Yeah. 282 00:12:17,750 --> 00:12:18,810 Where's the silver lining? 283 00:12:18,811 --> 00:12:21,750 - This is... this is coming... - You're still able to talk. 284 00:12:21,819 --> 00:12:23,543 - There you go. - Okay. 285 00:12:23,612 --> 00:12:25,750 - Well then. - You're better than a rock. 286 00:12:25,819 --> 00:12:27,612 Ooh, I hate that barbarian. 287 00:12:27,681 --> 00:12:29,267 [dramatic music] 288 00:12:29,336 --> 00:12:32,992 The final supersecret death match tiebreaker is... 289 00:12:33,061 --> 00:12:36,578 [crowd gasping] 290 00:12:38,578 --> 00:12:39,681 Thumb wrestling. 291 00:12:39,750 --> 00:12:42,061 [crowd gasps] 292 00:12:42,130 --> 00:12:44,854 [crowd cheering] 293 00:12:44,923 --> 00:12:46,785 You know, my father perished 294 00:12:46,854 --> 00:12:48,474 in a thumb wrestling accident. 295 00:12:48,543 --> 00:12:51,095 We buried him with a hook for a thumb. 296 00:12:51,164 --> 00:12:53,026 [crowd gasps] 297 00:12:53,095 --> 00:12:54,545 [laughs] 298 00:12:55,998 --> 00:12:58,233 - Hurry up. Come on, then. - Save me a seat. 299 00:12:58,302 --> 00:13:00,647 Wait up, wait up. 300 00:13:00,716 --> 00:13:03,233 - Hey, Brendar. - Have you seen Axe? 301 00:13:03,234 --> 00:13:04,233 No, she's gone missing. 302 00:13:04,302 --> 00:13:06,509 Listen, thumb wrestling is really difficult. 303 00:13:06,578 --> 00:13:09,026 Not against old Princess Weak Thumbs over there. 304 00:13:09,095 --> 00:13:12,130 Well, have you seen her thumb lately? 305 00:13:12,198 --> 00:13:14,405 [dramatic musical sting] 306 00:13:14,474 --> 00:13:16,336 That looks like a six-pack. 307 00:13:16,405 --> 00:13:19,750 [dramatic musical sting] [gasps] 308 00:13:19,819 --> 00:13:23,670 - Are you sure you got this? - I'm fine. [forced chuckle] 309 00:13:24,302 --> 00:13:25,342 Whatcha you doing there? 310 00:13:25,366 --> 00:13:29,062 Uh, just thumb crunches. Totally normal. 311 00:13:29,511 --> 00:13:31,945 Huh. 312 00:13:33,896 --> 00:13:35,793 [bell dings] 313 00:13:35,862 --> 00:13:37,241 [indistinct chatter] 314 00:13:37,310 --> 00:13:39,413 Ladies and gentlemen, 315 00:13:39,482 --> 00:13:43,068 welcome to the Destroyer in the Goiter. 316 00:13:43,137 --> 00:13:46,689 [crowd cheering] 317 00:13:46,758 --> 00:13:48,344 In this corner, 318 00:13:48,413 --> 00:13:49,827 dressed in white and rocking [music] 319 00:13:49,828 --> 00:13:52,689 - super awesome boots... - Show her some love! 320 00:13:52,758 --> 00:13:54,724 ♪ Show her some love ♪ 321 00:13:54,793 --> 00:13:56,655 Give it up for Sharon! 322 00:13:56,724 --> 00:13:58,724 The warrior princess of your nightmares. 323 00:13:58,793 --> 00:14:00,243 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 324 00:14:00,310 --> 00:14:02,413 - [crowd cheering] - Look at those calluses! 325 00:14:02,482 --> 00:14:05,586 And in this corner, dressed in barbarian brown 326 00:14:05,655 --> 00:14:09,275 and appropriate footwear, the one, the only, 327 00:14:09,344 --> 00:14:10,622 feared and revered, 328 00:14:10,670 --> 00:14:13,137 Brendar the Barbarian. 329 00:14:13,206 --> 00:14:15,931 - [cheering] - Okay, ow. [stammering] 330 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:18,655 Ow. I'm tangled. Ow. 331 00:14:18,724 --> 00:14:21,896 - Evan, get it together. - I'm trying, I'm trying. 332 00:14:21,965 --> 00:14:24,586 [dramatic music] 333 00:14:24,655 --> 00:14:30,555 ♪ ♪ 334 00:14:32,034 --> 00:14:33,724 [bell rings] 335 00:14:38,172 --> 00:14:40,206 Okay, I want a clean fight. 336 00:14:40,275 --> 00:14:41,725 No hits below the knuckle, 337 00:14:41,793 --> 00:14:43,793 no interference from other digits. 338 00:14:43,862 --> 00:14:47,172 And first who pins, wins. 339 00:14:48,551 --> 00:14:51,724 Both: One, two, three, four. 340 00:14:51,793 --> 00:14:55,000 I declare a thumb war. 341 00:14:55,068 --> 00:14:58,034 [crowd cheering] 342 00:14:58,103 --> 00:14:59,379 [both grunting] 343 00:14:59,448 --> 00:15:01,620 Yeah! Come on, Brendar. You got this. 344 00:15:03,206 --> 00:15:05,000 Come on, Sharon. 345 00:15:05,068 --> 00:15:08,275 ♪ Sharon! ♪ Yeah! Yeah! 346 00:15:08,276 --> 00:15:10,861 [both grunting] 347 00:15:10,862 --> 00:15:14,482 - Yeah. That's it. - Come on! 348 00:15:17,448 --> 00:15:20,179 Whoo-hoo! Yeah, Brendar. [laughs] 349 00:15:20,214 --> 00:15:26,037 ♪ ♪ 350 00:15:29,586 --> 00:15:32,275 - Hey, hey, hey, hey! - Is she allowed to do that? 351 00:15:32,344 --> 00:15:33,620 No slapping the ref! 352 00:15:33,689 --> 00:15:35,793 Come on! 353 00:15:35,862 --> 00:15:38,689 There's no possible way you can be defeated! 354 00:15:41,586 --> 00:15:44,137 It's too dark to sketch in here. Help me out, ladies. 355 00:15:44,172 --> 00:15:47,517 [both giggling] 356 00:15:47,586 --> 00:15:50,896 Ah! Ah! 357 00:15:52,068 --> 00:15:55,586 Oh! Sharon wins! 358 00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:57,206 We have a winner. [bell dings] 359 00:15:57,275 --> 00:15:59,379 - [crowd cheering] - Yeah! Yeah, that's right! 360 00:15:59,448 --> 00:16:02,724 ♪ Sharon ♪ The number one thumb. 361 00:16:02,793 --> 00:16:05,241 Let's hear it. Let's hear it. I can't hear you. 362 00:16:05,310 --> 00:16:09,765 [audio distorts and fades] 363 00:16:13,689 --> 00:16:16,172 [sighs] 364 00:16:16,241 --> 00:16:19,137 [somber music] 365 00:16:19,206 --> 00:16:25,106 ♪ ♪ 366 00:16:25,963 --> 00:16:27,928 - Psst. Evan. - Huh? 367 00:16:27,997 --> 00:16:29,653 - Down here. - Huh? 368 00:16:29,722 --> 00:16:33,170 - It's me, Axe. - Axe! Where you been, pal? 369 00:16:33,239 --> 00:16:34,689 Hey, guys, I found Axe. 370 00:16:34,722 --> 00:16:36,963 - Was she missing? - Pay attention, Dad. 371 00:16:37,032 --> 00:16:39,342 Oh, boy, Brendar's been looking for you everywhere. 372 00:16:39,411 --> 00:16:40,963 She's really upset. 373 00:16:41,032 --> 00:16:43,446 I know, but she's about to get even more upset. 374 00:16:43,515 --> 00:16:44,965 Wha... what are you talking about? 375 00:16:44,997 --> 00:16:46,549 I wasn't honest about who I am. 376 00:16:46,618 --> 00:16:49,101 [gasps] Are you actually a shovel? 377 00:16:49,170 --> 00:16:50,963 - No, it's worse. - [gasps] 378 00:16:51,032 --> 00:16:53,170 And Sharon would've known the second she saw me. 379 00:16:53,239 --> 00:16:55,239 So I hid all day because I want 380 00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:58,595 - to be the one to tell Brendar. - Ooh, tell her what? 381 00:16:58,596 --> 00:17:02,791 - That I'm... - Axe. My friend. I'm so sorry. 382 00:17:02,860 --> 00:17:06,066 I put myself before the quest, and I lost. 383 00:17:06,135 --> 00:17:07,415 You don't know the whole story. 384 00:17:07,439 --> 00:17:09,584 - I'm... - I promise you I will not forget you. 385 00:17:09,653 --> 00:17:12,342 I will find a way for us to be together again. 386 00:17:12,411 --> 00:17:13,811 But Brendar, I'm trying to tell... 387 00:17:13,835 --> 00:17:15,791 For you are a friend of Brendar, 388 00:17:15,860 --> 00:17:18,273 and Brendar doesn't take friendship lightly. 389 00:17:18,342 --> 00:17:21,446 A friend of Brendar is a friend for life. 390 00:17:21,515 --> 00:17:24,551 Yeah, about that. See... [lively electric guitar music] 391 00:17:24,618 --> 00:17:27,066 Yeah! ♪ Sharon! ♪ 392 00:17:27,135 --> 00:17:30,101 Yeah! Let's hear it. 393 00:17:30,170 --> 00:17:33,860 Okay, Bren-durr. Where's my new axe? 394 00:17:33,928 --> 00:17:36,825 [suspenseful music] 395 00:17:36,894 --> 00:17:38,344 ♪ ♪ 396 00:17:38,377 --> 00:17:39,928 This is Axe. 397 00:17:39,997 --> 00:17:44,273 - Axe, this is Sharon. - Hey. 398 00:17:44,342 --> 00:17:46,756 Wha... [both laughing] 399 00:17:46,825 --> 00:17:48,446 Oh, come on. Stop playing games. 400 00:17:48,515 --> 00:17:50,860 Where's the tear-dipped axe I won? 401 00:17:50,928 --> 00:17:52,239 What are you talking about? 402 00:17:52,308 --> 00:17:54,342 This is the demon-chopping axe. 403 00:17:54,411 --> 00:17:56,308 - "Forged in the seventh level"... - Lies. 404 00:17:56,377 --> 00:17:58,945 - It's silver, not gold. - What? 405 00:17:58,946 --> 00:18:02,308 [scoffs] The Haargmord dual-bladed axe 406 00:18:02,377 --> 00:18:04,377 turns gold when dipped in dragons' tears. 407 00:18:04,446 --> 00:18:07,411 Your axe, this silver one, 408 00:18:07,480 --> 00:18:09,239 is good for nothing but chopping wood. 409 00:18:09,308 --> 00:18:11,687 [laughs] Yeah. If you're up against Alvin, 410 00:18:11,756 --> 00:18:13,480 you might as well have a licorice whip. 411 00:18:13,549 --> 00:18:16,722 Ah, then we're all set. 412 00:18:16,791 --> 00:18:17,894 [tense music] 413 00:18:17,963 --> 00:18:20,584 - Is this true? - Yeah. 414 00:18:20,653 --> 00:18:22,860 She didn't even know. 415 00:18:22,928 --> 00:18:24,308 [both laughing] 416 00:18:24,377 --> 00:18:26,032 Ah, do you see what we had to deal with 417 00:18:26,101 --> 00:18:27,551 - when she was in the kingdom? - [sighs] 418 00:18:27,584 --> 00:18:29,722 Someone fell asleep through weapons class. 419 00:18:29,791 --> 00:18:31,515 The nerve. 420 00:18:31,584 --> 00:18:34,239 Well, I won, and I want my prize. 421 00:18:34,308 --> 00:18:37,411 Kevin, tell them I want my prize. And it better be good. 422 00:18:37,480 --> 00:18:41,032 Okay, listen up. The princess is not happy. 423 00:18:41,101 --> 00:18:44,231 The axe is out. But I know something 424 00:18:44,232 --> 00:18:46,549 that would look great on Sharon. 425 00:18:46,618 --> 00:18:49,060 ♪ Your slogan ♪ 426 00:18:51,204 --> 00:18:53,273 Good one, Kev. 427 00:18:53,342 --> 00:18:55,894 From now on, I am to be known as Sharon, 428 00:18:55,963 --> 00:18:59,135 the feared and revered princess warrior. 429 00:18:59,204 --> 00:19:01,342 - That's fierce. - No, no, no, wait. 430 00:19:01,411 --> 00:19:04,963 - You can't take Brendar's slogan. - Take it. 431 00:19:05,032 --> 00:19:07,377 [solemn music] 432 00:19:07,446 --> 00:19:11,618 Time to go. Nice meeting you all. 433 00:19:11,687 --> 00:19:14,342 Oh, thanks, Sharon. Come back any time now. 434 00:19:14,411 --> 00:19:16,722 - Not cool, Kyle. - What? 435 00:19:16,756 --> 00:19:19,584 - Play me out, Kev-Kev. - ♪ Who's the barbarian ♪ 436 00:19:19,653 --> 00:19:21,618 ♪ With awesome might and brawn? ♪ 437 00:19:21,687 --> 00:19:23,515 ♪ Feared and revered ♪ 438 00:19:23,584 --> 00:19:29,066 ♪ Her name is Sharon! ♪ [vocalizing] 439 00:19:29,135 --> 00:19:30,756 [sighs] 440 00:19:30,825 --> 00:19:34,170 Hmm. Axe. You lied. 441 00:19:34,239 --> 00:19:37,928 Uh, technically, I said, "Restrictions apply," so... 442 00:19:37,997 --> 00:19:42,273 Are those restrictions that you don't have dragons' tears? 443 00:19:42,342 --> 00:19:44,928 - Yikes. - I'm sorry, Brendar. 444 00:19:44,997 --> 00:19:47,342 I shouldn't have bought Axe off the back of a carriage. 445 00:19:47,411 --> 00:19:48,861 It's not your fault. 446 00:19:48,894 --> 00:19:51,094 Well, you can still get the demon Alvin though, right? 447 00:19:51,101 --> 00:19:53,653 Not without an axe dipped in dragons' tears. 448 00:19:53,722 --> 00:19:55,963 Huh, well, uh, we can just get another one. 449 00:19:56,032 --> 00:19:58,377 They don't sell them in the marketplace, Evan. 450 00:19:58,446 --> 00:20:01,101 They're rare. Apparently so rare 451 00:20:01,170 --> 00:20:02,850 that I don't even know what one looks like. 452 00:20:02,874 --> 00:20:05,618 Okay, yeah, but... we'll find a depressed dragon 453 00:20:05,687 --> 00:20:07,411 and collect its tears. 454 00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:08,997 Come on, Brendar. We can fix this. 455 00:20:09,066 --> 00:20:10,894 No, we can't fix this. 456 00:20:10,963 --> 00:20:12,756 There is no fixing this 457 00:20:12,825 --> 00:20:15,687 because I don't even know where to start. 458 00:20:15,756 --> 00:20:17,066 I'm sorry. 459 00:20:17,135 --> 00:20:19,446 I just... I just had to get out of that castle. 460 00:20:19,515 --> 00:20:22,446 - What's wrong with my castle? - And then I loved 461 00:20:22,447 --> 00:20:25,825 being on the quests and around you and everyone. 462 00:20:25,894 --> 00:20:28,101 I was afraid that if I told the truth, 463 00:20:28,170 --> 00:20:30,248 you'd leave me behind. 464 00:20:31,963 --> 00:20:34,032 Brendar? Are you okay? 465 00:20:34,101 --> 00:20:36,791 You know what? I think I am. 466 00:20:36,860 --> 00:20:39,618 You sure? You can tell us if you're not. 467 00:20:39,687 --> 00:20:41,480 No, there's nothing to tell. [chuckles] 468 00:20:41,549 --> 00:20:44,273 Really. I'm good. 469 00:20:44,342 --> 00:20:47,791 Thank you all. I'm going home. 470 00:20:47,860 --> 00:20:54,626 ♪ ♪ 471 00:20:54,687 --> 00:20:57,480 Oh, no. What have I done? 472 00:20:57,549 --> 00:21:00,101 So that's it? No more quests? 473 00:21:00,170 --> 00:21:03,549 I was hoping for one more great adventure. 474 00:21:03,618 --> 00:21:05,480 What... what are you guys talking about? 475 00:21:05,549 --> 00:21:07,791 You heard her. She's done. 476 00:21:07,860 --> 00:21:10,722 Okay, I don't know what you heard. 477 00:21:10,791 --> 00:21:13,549 But what I heard was a barbarian 478 00:21:13,618 --> 00:21:15,894 with a broken heart crying out for help. 479 00:21:15,963 --> 00:21:17,515 And after all she's been through, [music] 480 00:21:17,584 --> 00:21:19,687 she deserves to have us help her out 481 00:21:19,756 --> 00:21:23,101 'cause, well, she's helped us out a lot. 482 00:21:23,170 --> 00:21:26,756 And you know what, guys? We're quest friends. 483 00:21:26,825 --> 00:21:29,722 And we never leave anyone behind. 484 00:21:29,791 --> 00:21:31,584 - [door slams open] - Where is she? 485 00:21:31,653 --> 00:21:35,101 At long last, Brendar is mine! 486 00:21:37,170 --> 00:21:40,204 - What is Skelly doing here? - Oh, I'm sorry. 487 00:21:40,273 --> 00:21:43,204 I didn't mean to interrupt. Is, uh, Brendar here? 488 00:21:43,273 --> 00:21:45,170 She left, like, five minutes ago. 489 00:21:45,239 --> 00:21:46,689 Gah! 490 00:21:46,756 --> 00:21:48,963 Do you maybe want to leave a message? 491 00:21:49,032 --> 00:21:52,204 Oh, yeah, uh, tell her that Generally Skelly, that's S-K... 492 00:21:52,273 --> 00:21:54,860 What are you doing? This is a surprise attack. 493 00:21:54,928 --> 00:21:56,860 Ooh, yeah, tell her it's a surprise attack. 494 00:21:56,928 --> 00:21:59,342 Wha... No, just go! Back to the castle. 495 00:21:59,411 --> 00:22:03,172 Wha... are you leaving a tip? You didn't order anything! 496 00:22:03,204 --> 00:22:05,342 You don't leave a tip when you don't order. 497 00:22:05,411 --> 00:22:06,611 I wanted to get a milkshake. 498 00:22:06,653 --> 00:22:09,268 - You can get a froyo at home. - [groans] 499 00:22:11,073 --> 00:22:15,707 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~